1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:03,754 previously on... 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,298 i'm granng you temporary custody 3 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:09,092 until we can get a straight answer from e birth father. 4 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:12,179 gabrielle got exactly what she wanted. 5 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,889 if edie doesn't know, 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,350 then that means that you just cheated on her with me. 7 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,227 susan got fooled again... 8 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:21,146 i'm also a member of s.a. 9 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,065 and bree got too much... 10 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,691 sex addicts anonymous. 11 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,360 information. 12 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,782 karl mayer didn't pray often, but when he did, 13 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,284 it was usually to ask for god's help 14 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,286 in breaking up with a woman 15 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,288 and to spare him the nasty drama 16 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,915 that usually accompanied 17 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:44,711 such callous and unexpected departures. 18 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,590 over the years, karl had dumped dozens of women, 19 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:52,386 and not one of them had ever seen it coming. 20 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:56,014 every retreat was always meticulously planned, 21 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:59,476 right down to the personalized stationary, 22 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,478 hence his record of successful getaways 23 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:05,983 from women who did not want to see him go. 24 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:09,736 so when he decided to break up with edie britt, 25 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,948 karl prayed to god yet again to help him avoid 26 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:15,492 all the unnecessary drama. 27 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,119 unfortunately for karl... 28 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,000 (alarm stops) god was in the mood... 29 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,127 to be entertained. 30 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,943 (whispers) come on! 31 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:53,197 what the hell is this? edie, baby, calm down. 32 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,407 "let's be honest with ourselves, edie. 33 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,784 we haven't been happy in a long time"? 34 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:01,496 who are you to tell me i haven't been happy, 35 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,791 you miserable son of a bitch? i have been ecstatic! 36 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,419 okay. i-i'm the one who hasn't been happy, then. 37 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:10,255 they why did you propose to me? i don't know. 38 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,799 i have told every woman in this town 39 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:16,428 that we are getting married, and all you have to say to me 40 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,805 is, "i don't know"? oh, what else do you want me to say? 41 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,724 i'm sorry. 42 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,352 what's going on? is there someone else? 43 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,858 oh, my god. 44 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,787 oh, crap. 45 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,296 come on, come on, come on! 46 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,360 as he sat there, karl couldn't help but wonder 47 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,154 why god had forsaken him. 48 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:22,160 it never occurred to him that god... 49 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,162 might be a woman. 50 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,331 captioning provided by touchstone televion, abc, inc. 51 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,208 and ford motor co.-- built for the road ahead. 52 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,293 captioned by closed captioning services, inc. 53 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,085 god, grant me the serenity 54 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,254 to accept the things i cannot change, 55 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,590 the courage to change the things i can 56 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,092 and the wisdom to know the difference... 57 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,928 the members of the fairview chapter of a.a. 58 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,973 ended every meeting with a prayer. 59 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,100 and while most were asking god for help 60 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,936 in resisting temptation, 61 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:53,192 was busy thinking thoughts that were downright sinful. 62 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,194 ...with him in the next. amen. 63 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,738 keep coming back. it works if you work it. 64 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:58,780 amen. 65 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,743 i think you'd love the opera. 66 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:06,496 the music and the voices-- it's just all so... passionate. 67 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:11,126 (chuckles) yeah, a 300-pound soprano seducing balding tenors. 68 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,128 that'd be hot. you making fun of me? 69 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,213 (chuckles) huh? 70 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,756 bree. 71 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,925 yes? 72 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,384 maybe a little bit. 73 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,474 what's going on here? 74 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,600 claude? 75 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,602 we made plans, remember? 76 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,979 i'm sorry. i was just about-- 77 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,482 yeah, i saw what you were just about to do. 78 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,776 i'm sorry, peter, but, uh, who is this? 79 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,111 this is claude. he's my sponsor. 80 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,030 oh, your a.a. sponsor? 81 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:43,951 no. i'm his other sponsor. 82 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,702 for my sex addiction. 83 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,120 oh. 84 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,289 damn it, peter. what did i tell you? 85 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,375 avoid lust triggers. 86 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,168 and what is she? 87 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,504 come on, don't do this, man. 88 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,131 she's a lust trigger. a lust trigger! 89 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,467 um, excuse me. i don't know what that means, 90 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,636 but could you please stop saying it? 91 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,180 where's your chip? give it to me. 92 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,767 do you remember how low you'd sunk when we met? 93 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,770 this represents 12 months of hard work, 94 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,939 not giving in to your urges. 95 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,275 now if you wanna blow all that on this woman, 96 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,027 just tell me now so i can stop wasting my time 97 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,947 working with you. (chip hits floor) 98 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,666 i don't want to blow it. 99 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,254 good. 100 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,423 then tell the pretty lady good-bye 101 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:42,885 and that you can't socialize with her anymore. 102 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,637 and do it quick. 103 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,972 i'm hungry. 104 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,768 bad news. 105 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,770 ed wants us to push through tonight 106 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,356 and finish the edelstein realty pitch. 107 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,400 but we're not presenting for another two weeks. 108 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,402 why don't we start tomorrow? 109 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,155 but how would that help ed avoid his marital problems? what? 110 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:06,074 oh, he's right. i hear ed fighting with fran on the phone 111 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,077 every day through the office walls. that would explain all our working hours. 112 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,624 the people who have kids in day care loose. 113 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,001 hey, great. let's go before he changes his mind. 114 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,337 but that dsn't include you, miss senior v.p. 115 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,672 ed wants you in the conference room now. you're kidding! 116 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,926 you're his security blanket, lynette. he stays, you stay. 117 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,595 jerry, can you help me get the kids down to the car? 118 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:27,721 (lynette) oh. yeah. 119 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,097 thanks, jer. sure. 120 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,600 lynette? (lynette) yeah? 121 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,602 get those mock-ups together, will you? 122 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:38,982 jerry, i didn't know you had a kid. 123 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:42,110 y-yeah, um, out of wedlock. 124 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,987 oh. 125 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,031 so... see you in the morning. 126 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,330 i'm sorry i'm late. 127 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,543 what's going on? karl broke up with edie. 128 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,795 oh, my god. 129 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:02,089 yeah, apparently, he was seeing someone. 130 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,258 really? 131 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,592 did he say who it was? 132 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,011 i know who she is. 133 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,973 she's a man-eating, scum-sucking ho-bag. 134 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,141 no, he did not say. 135 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,769 you know, when karl dumped you, 136 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:18,272 i thought that it was all your fault. 137 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,275 yeah, i figured that... you were a nag or bad in bed. 138 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:25,195 but now i... now i see that you were just a victim, too. 139 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,865 we have a bond, susan. 140 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,534 it's like we're sisters. 141 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:34,413 (chuckles) there's even a pretty one and an ugly one. 142 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,706 edie! 143 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,125 no, i'm just saying that karl screwed us both. 144 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,377 yes, like you wouldn't believe. 145 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,421 guys, i'm all for bashing exes, but let's save 146 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,882 a little of our hate for his partner in crime-- 147 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,717 the other woman. mm-hmm. 148 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,385 yeah! you know, they're always coming up with these excuses 149 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,721 to justify being a home-wrecker. 150 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,556 exactly! like, "he wouldn't have been with me 151 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,474 if he was gettin' it at home." 152 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,435 yeah, "honey, you're the love of my life. 153 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,103 she's just the runner-up." 154 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,439 oh, look, the baby's doing something really cute. 155 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,527 she's sleeping. 156 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,112 like an angel. 157 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:10,282 look, i think we all know that karl is a dog. mm. 158 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,534 i mean, but let's face it-- if these tramps 159 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,745 weren't laying out the buffet, he wouldn't be chowing down. 160 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,705 well, every situation is different, 161 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,541 and it's hard to judge until we know all the details. 162 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,918 which... 163 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,545 obviously i don't know, because how would i know? 164 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,467 she's a slutty, slutty whore. absolutely. 165 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,636 yeah. 166 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,142 are you sure she needs that? i just put sunscreen on her. 167 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,811 yes, she needs the bonnet. it completes the outfit. 168 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,730 oh, for god's sakes, gaby. 169 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,066 she's never too young to start accessorizing. 170 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,318 besides, all the neighbors are out today, 171 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,530 and i want them to see how happy we are and wish they were us. 172 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,538 hey. 173 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,414 uh, the baby's a beauty. 174 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,209 we think so, but we're a little biased. 175 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,587 oh, wow, she's got my eyes. 176 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,464 huh? 177 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,967 oh, i'm dale. 178 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,928 dale helm. i'm the baby's birth father. 179 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,058 uh, well, hi, dale. 180 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,977 (chuckles) nice to meet you. 181 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,979 a lot of people have been looking for you. 182 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,606 yeah, i know, lawyers and stuff. 183 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,276 i got kinda held up in florida longer than i thought. 184 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,902 spring break, right? 185 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,239 yeah. oh, man, we were wasted 24/7. 186 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,491 then i got the message and just thought 187 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,911 my friends were messing with me. those buttwads! 188 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,164 ahem. 189 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,291 well, it's a good thing he's here. 190 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,418 we can take him to the lawyer's office, 191 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,420 and you can sign over full custody to us. 192 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,130 (chuckles) okay. 193 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,466 yeah, uh, the thing about that is, 194 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,844 i'm gonna want the baby. 195 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,439 come on, you guys. we don't have to make this ugly. 196 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,442 you're trying to take our baby! how is it not gonna be ugly? 197 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,235 just keep walking, gaby. don't engage him. 198 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,570 listen, mr. solis... 199 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:14,448 no, you listen! we were granted custody. 200 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,909 if you want her, you talk to the judge. 201 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:21,079 hey, what is the holdup? they told me i gotta talk to a judge. 202 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:24,124 what the hell are you doing here, frank? it's his baby.give it to him! 203 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,376 like hell! (julie) hey, mrs. solis,can i see the baby? 204 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,962 (both) no! dale, just do it already! 205 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,840 i'm not just gonna kidnap it. why not? they did! 206 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:35,385 it is your baby. just take it! 207 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:37,971 try it. 208 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,556 frank? 209 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,353 (groans) get in, you moron. 210 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,896 anyways, it looks like 211 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,648 you're doing a good job with her. dumb-ass! 212 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,441 she seems clean. 213 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,956 (betty) and like i said, we have been very happy here, 214 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,624 and i'm sure you will be, too. 215 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,668 (man) well, we just love it. (woman) yeah. 216 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,547 once the stairs are repaired, i'll show you the basement. 217 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,757 what's going on? 218 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,259 the house just sold. 219 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:17,845 start packing. 220 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,848 (danielle) why don't you just put caleb in an institution? 221 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:24,726 it's where he belongs anyway. my mom would never let strangers take care of him. 222 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,356 then it's not up to her. if i call the police, 223 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,567 my mom and i go to jail with caleb. 224 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,819 we've been hiding a murderer. now, look, if we-- 225 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,196 if we do move, i promise i will call you every day. 226 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,657 i don't need a phone buddy. i need a boyfriend! 227 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,869 would you calm down, please? don't tell me what to do! 228 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,121 you know, i could go to the police myself! danielle... 229 00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:46,165 i just... i love you so much. 230 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,500 i would do anything to keep you here. 231 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,795 yeah, i see that now. 232 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:55,674 you can't leave me alone here. you have to think of something. 233 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,972 don't worry. 234 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,515 i will. 235 00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:00,447 (gasps) oh, my god! 236 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,534 (i.m. chimes) 237 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,835 ed? hey, i'm so sorry, 238 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:16,588 but obviously that was just meant for tom's eyes only. 239 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,674 honest mistake. don't even worry about it. 240 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,509 okay. 241 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,053 thanks. well, i'm gonna go back in my office 242 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,306 and continue to feel like a huge pervert. 243 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:29,142 at least you and tom have a love life. 244 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,646 well, we do the best we can given the circumstances. 245 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:35,649 better than fran and i. we're dead in that department. 246 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,569 i don't wanna bore you with the details. 247 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,112 i appreciate that. 248 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:45,158 you know, ed... 249 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,703 i don't wanna pry into your personal business, 250 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,914 but if you are having problems in that area, 251 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,417 you don't have to be resigned to it. 252 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,253 what are you suggesting, hookers? 253 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,297 no, ed ferrara doesn't pay for sex. 254 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:03,135 i mean, you and fran could spice it up a bit. 255 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,889 you know, get the old juices flowing again. 256 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,390 oh, i see. 257 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,392 kinda like, uh... 258 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,936 "i'd like to lick you from head to foot." 259 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,980 (chuckles) okay, well, that wasn't my best work, 260 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,940 but you can't deny results. 261 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,194 i.m.ing works, and when i go home tonight, 262 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,906 tom and i are going to... 263 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,908 okay, well, i'm gonna be exhausted, 264 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,994 so i'll probably just lay there. but trust , 265 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,705 tom is gonna go to town. 266 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,707 it's something to think about, lord knows. 267 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,709 you know what the sad truth is? 268 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,587 i have been thinking about hookers. 269 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,506 okay! 270 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:42,633 uh, well, i hope that helped. 271 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,385 and i'm just gonna go back and finish 272 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,847 so we can all get out of here. (chuckles) 273 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,356 let me guess. you're not here for a bear claw. 274 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,441 (chuckles) no, i'm not. 275 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,693 you're wasting your time. 276 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,779 look, you don't have to worry about peter, 277 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,781 not while he's with me. 278 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,241 yeah? why is that? 279 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,701 because when it comes to sex, 280 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,246 i have an unwavering moral compass. 281 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,123 truly. a man could beg and plead all day long, 282 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,085 and it wouldn't make any difference. 283 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,212 so since i have such strong self-control, 284 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,589 there's really no reason for us to end our friendship. 285 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,591 the guy's a ticking bomb. 286 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,093 you have no idea 287 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,804 the kind of depravity that comes with this disease. 288 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,056 waking up in a stranger's bed every morning... 289 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,558 cruising the park at night, 290 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,434 looking for somebody to get off with, 291 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,271 compulsive masturbation every chance you get! 292 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:46,405 look, for guys like peter and me, 293 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,532 there's no beauty in the sex. 294 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,159 it's an empty and ugly compulsion. 295 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,786 well, i am sorry, 296 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,372 but the peter i know has a little more s-- 297 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:56,456 hold up. 298 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,505 claude, i need some-- i need some help. 299 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,258 what are you doing here? are you using? 300 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,677 no, but i bought a bag. 301 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,471 you're an embarrassmento me. give. 302 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:17,311 there's a meeting over on 10th street. you go there. 303 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,937 you call me after. 304 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:19,938 i'm sorry. 305 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,982 get the hell out of my shop. 306 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,071 i'm also a sponsor at cocaine anonymous. 307 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,699 well, aren't you the renaissance man. 308 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,534 are we done here, princess? 309 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,786 not yet. you obviously have an encyclopedic grasp 310 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,330 of everything deaved. 311 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,790 but clearly, you don't have the slightest idea 312 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,918 about the power of a loving relationship. 313 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,255 this is all you are to peter-- 314 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,382 something to satisfy his addiction. 315 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,885 well, i think peter is a better man than you do, 316 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,596 and i am not gonna let you keep us apart. try and stop me. 317 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,098 peter does everything i tell him to do. 318 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:59,603 that's the one thing you can depend on with addicts-- 319 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,064 they're weak. (laughs) 320 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,239 (sighs) excuse me. 321 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,660 excuse me. 322 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,286 may i ask you something? 323 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,705 yes, ma'am? 324 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,084 if a citizen, an ordinary citizen like myself, 325 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,380 knew of someone holding a significant amount of drugs, 326 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,382 what would my responsibilities be, 327 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,384 you know, under the law? 328 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,566 what's all this? 329 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,568 and this one, i ran out and got 330 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,778 the day i found out karl was doing it with his secretary. 331 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,572 i think you'll find this particularly helpful. 332 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,574 it's got a chapter called, 333 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,951 "revenge: you're only hurting yourself." yeah, you know, 334 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,620 i'm just really not into the whole reading thing. 335 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,498 oh. well, um, why don't we get you out of here? 336 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,500 let's go see a feel-good movie. 337 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,253 why are you being so nice to me? 338 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,256 well, i just wanna help. so how about that movie? 339 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,675 you know how i like to heal? 340 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,136 i get hammered. 341 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,471 uh... well, um... 342 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,184 then i should just go and let you get started with that. 343 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,519 do you really wanna help me? good. 344 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,521 'cause i'm gonna need a designated driver. 345 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,231 oh! uh... 346 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,233 okay. 347 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,946 how could he be arrested for cocaine possession? 348 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,239 claude swore he was clean. 349 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,200 it's just awful, isn't it? 350 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,243 i mean, you never know what people are doing 351 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,953 behind your back. 352 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,873 would you like some milk with your cookies? 353 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,249 thanks. 354 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,918 it's just, you know... 355 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,920 was he best sponsor i've ever had, 356 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,255 and i don't know what i'm gonna do now. 357 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,841 well, i have been doing some thinking and... 358 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:56,261 here's a thought-- why don't i be your sponsor? 359 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,889 (laughs) you gotta be kidding. 360 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,891 you don't know squat about sex addiction. 361 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,559 well, cravings are cravings, 362 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,895 and all you really need is a friend to call 363 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,189 when you start having inappropriate thoughts, 364 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,191 and i can be that friend. 365 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,818 well, there's more to it than that. 366 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,279 claude rescued me from some pretty nasty sces 367 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,739 over the years. 368 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,534 well, if you were in trouble, i could handle it. 369 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,495 how can you be so sure? 370 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,789 because i can be very strong 371 00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:26,667 for those people that i really care about. 372 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,631 how can you have any feelings for me at all? 373 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,634 i mean, you've only known me for a few weeks. 374 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,678 yes, and in that time, 375 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,849 i've come to learn that you're good and kind and smart. 376 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,226 and, yes, you have a little problem 377 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,395 that you need some help with, 378 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,147 but i'm willing to be there for you. 379 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,191 so what's the big deal? 380 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,153 if you saw me at my worst, 381 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,447 you might not like me so much. 382 00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,909 peter, let me be your rock. 383 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:04,830 taking care of people is what i do best. 384 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,625 drink your milk. 385 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,673 (indistinct conversations, laughter) 386 00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,555 ah-ah-ah. mnh-mnh. 387 00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,557 i asked for extra spicy. 388 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,767 i'm pretty sure you said medium. 389 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,228 are you? well, maybe if you'd written it down, 390 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,813 you would've spared yourself 391 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:32,065 the walk of shame back to the kitchen. 392 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,820 edie, why are you torturing that girl? 393 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,199 that is her. that is the one that karl is in love with. 394 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,075 we have been here a million times, 395 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,244 and you should see the way that she flirts with him, 396 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,581 and when she comes back here, i am gonna shove this pitcher 397 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,958 in her perky little mug, and when she's-- 398 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,252 okay, let's not make a scene. it's not worth it. 399 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,921 for the sake of argument, 400 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,006 let's--let's--let's say that it's someone else. 401 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,759 you know, probably it would be a vulnerable, lonely woman 402 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,719 who karl just took advantage of, 403 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,471 and what if... 404 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:06,558 this poor, confused soul begged your forgiveness? 405 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,227 what would you say? 406 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,148 i'd say... 407 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,609 "too little, too late, bitch," 408 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:18,153 and then i'd kick her. 409 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,363 oh. 410 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,740 yeah, but you don't have to worry about that, 411 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:24,618 because i'm positive it's her. i mean, who else could it be? yeah. 412 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,621 karl's office is all guys, and then the only women he sees 413 00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,414 are me, julie, 414 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,334 that--that lesbian that does his taxes and you. 415 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,338 you know what? 416 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:38,924 it is her. 417 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,010 really? why? 418 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,263 she just... spit in your wings. 419 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,641 you got my back? 420 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,685 uh... sure? 421 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,063 here you go, extra spicy. 422 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,439 aah! 423 00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,697 you did that on purpose. (grunts) 424 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,824 ugh! 425 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,495 you are going to pay! (whistle blows) 426 00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:10,122 (edie) oh! (woman) whoa! 427 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,623 fight, fight! 428 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,542 (edie) get off me, you! get off me! 429 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:16,128 mayer! four on one! 430 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:19,423 a little help! 431 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:30,726 so, uh, when we leave... 432 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,728 who you gonna miss the most? 433 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,814 i don't know. 434 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,482 yeah, you . 435 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,484 you said good-bye to her yet? 436 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,653 no. 437 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,656 look, man, it's... it's okay if you like her. 438 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,825 you know, i think danielle really likes you, too. 439 00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,869 really? 440 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:50,871 yeah, she told me she'd be really sad 441 00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:53,081 if you left and didn't say good-bye. 442 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,459 you know, i think that 443 00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:58,337 she might even want you to give her a little kiss. 444 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:02,090 but danielle doesn't even like me in her room. 445 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,759 she gets mad. 446 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,596 yeah. 447 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:11,016 i talked to her about that. she feels really bad. 448 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:16,647 if you come in her room again, she won't get mad. 449 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,281 and, caleb, 450 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:30,536 she's gonna act like she doesn't want you to kiss her... 451 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,162 but she does. 452 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,800 dale helm, 453 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,469 like all the students at parsons christian academy, 454 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:51,306 was taught that his future was safely in god's hands. 455 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,018 what he didn't know 456 00:23:55,018 --> 00:24:01,316 was that gabrielle solis was about to force a fumble. 457 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:04,945 (crowd cheering loudly) 458 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,414 (man) all right, guys, 459 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:18,292 you all know next week we're playing the falcons! 460 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:22,171 and we're gonna fry up those birdies for dinner, 461 00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:25,090 'cause we're the huskies! (mouths words) 462 00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,633 and who are the huskies? 463 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:30,345 (all) god's team! god's team! god's team! 464 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,847 god's team! god's team! 465 00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:34,766 god's team! god's team! god's team! 466 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:37,352 god's team! god's team! 467 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,646 what are you doing? you can't be here. 468 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,190 let's talk turkey. 469 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,984 what is it gonna take for you to give up the baby? 470 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,195 it's not gonna happen, okay? i gotta get back. 471 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,197 i'm the quarterback. it doesn't look right. 472 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,240 okay, no, no! wait, what about a car? 473 00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:52,284 or college? tuition's a killer these days. 474 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,785 i could help you out. 475 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,287 i don't need help. 476 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:57,414 you hear those cheers? those are for me. 477 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,458 last game, i threw 246 yards. 478 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:03,128 with stats like that, i can get into the college of my choice. 479 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,589 so why do you want to be a dad? 480 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:08,550 these are your glory days. a baby would ruin your life. oh, i know. but frank said 481 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,720 once i get the baby, he's gonna take it off my hands. 482 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,555 but it's not even his. libby dumped him. 483 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,557 he thinks that if he has the baby 484 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:18,018 and she sees him acting all mature, 485 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,145 she'll take him back. no, no, no. 486 00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:22,814 i am not letting that idiot use my baby as a bargaining chip. 487 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,359 hey, it's out of my hands! 488 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,904 no, it doesn't have to be, okay? just do the right thing 489 00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,949 and sign the release form. look, i'm really sorry. 490 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,420 before we adjourn today, 491 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:48,715 let's take a moment to bow our heads. 492 00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,696 (microphone feedback whines) hello, everyone. 493 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:15,200 i'm gaby solis, class of '94. whoo-hoo! 494 00:26:18,996 --> 00:26:22,082 i just wanted to give god a big shout out 495 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,959 for this amazing season. 496 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:28,046 the man upstairs has definitely been on your side. 497 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:31,717 and you wanna know why? because you boys live clean. 498 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,469 you keep your noses up, you stay out of trouble, 499 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:37,639 and you don't go around getting strippers pregnant. 500 00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:39,975 and that's a good thing, 501 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:42,060 'cause if one of you caused a scandal like that, 502 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,479 not only would that guy get kicked off the team 503 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:46,440 and lose all of his scholarships, 504 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:49,484 but god would drop your school colors so fast, 505 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,486 it'd make your head spin! 506 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,531 and then the football season would go to hell. 507 00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:56,867 no pun intended. (chuckles) 508 00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:58,368 so my point is, 509 00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:01,455 do the right thing, and no one gets hurt. 510 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,171 signed, sealed, delivered. 511 00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:12,549 lily's ours. 512 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,177 so what do you think? are you staying late again, 513 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:18,180 or can i finally have dinner at home with my wife? 514 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,933 god, i don't know. i'm gonna go check with ed. 515 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,476 okay. 516 00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:25,771 hey, any luck with that i.m.ing thing? 517 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,314 no, not really. 518 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,483 i was online chatting with fran a while ago, 519 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:31,485 and i asked her what she was wearing, 520 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:33,487 and she said, "a yellow blouse." 521 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,447 okay, that's good. then what? 522 00:27:35,489 --> 00:27:38,867 then... yeah, that's it. i just kinda blocked. 523 00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:41,161 you blocked? yeah, i didn't know what else to say. 524 00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:43,330 you're an award-winning copywriter, ed. 525 00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:44,915 you get paid to write. 526 00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,792 yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft-core porn. 527 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,794 for god's sakes, it's not brain surgery. 528 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:51,046 is she still online? yeah, i think so. 529 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,381 ugh. 530 00:27:54,675 --> 00:28:00,848 "i love the way that blouse clings to your body." 531 00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:05,018 "are you joking?" 532 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,520 mnh-mnh-mnh. 533 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,191 "nothing funny about those beautiful breasts." 534 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,526 (i.m. chimes) 535 00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:16,572 "yeah? what did you want to do to me?" 536 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:18,115 uh... 537 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,247 ed, your conference call's ready. 538 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:27,249 oh, god, i almt forgot about that. 539 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,251 okay, i gotta go take this, 540 00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,545 but you keep going, 'cause you're doing great. 541 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:33,463 no, ed, i'm not doing this for you! 542 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,548 just... what? 543 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:48,604 ahem. 544 00:28:48,645 --> 00:28:52,733 "touch every inch of your body 545 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:56,403 until you're trembling." 546 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:04,786 "oh, yeah. i'll bite you good." 547 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,250 "hell, yeah. 548 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:16,465 first, i want you to touch yourself." 549 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,553 "oh, yeah!" 550 00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:30,395 "i'm on my way." 551 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,655 (dance music playing over telephone) 552 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,323 hello? 553 00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:43,784 bree, it's peter... 554 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,786 and i'm in trouble. 555 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,582 (indistinct conversations in distance) 556 00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:55,003 (dance music playing) 557 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:59,758 hi, i'm--i'm looking for, um, peter mcmillan. 558 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,760 i'm not sure i know him. 559 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:04,137 you should ask my wife. she organized the party. 560 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,306 hey, judy, get over here and act like a hostess! 561 00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:08,851 come on in! come on, come on, come on. 562 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:19,361 (singsong voice) hey there. 563 00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,405 things areust getting started. 564 00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:24,616 after you take off your clothes, feel free to jump right in. 565 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,118 no, no, i'm--i'm good. 566 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,620 i'm just, um, here to pick up my friend peter. 567 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:31,290 he's locked himself in your bathroom, 568 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,292 and i'm here to take him home. 569 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,459 oh, yeah, that guy. we were wondering about him. 570 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,128 the bathroom's over there. 571 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,714 hey, is that your natural color? 572 00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:41,300 yes, it is. 573 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,177 beautiful. i wish mine would do that. 574 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,179 this is out of a bottle. 575 00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:49,725 yes, i'm aware of that. 576 00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:55,564 peter? 577 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:58,358 peter, it's bree. are you in there? 578 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,446 what are you doing here? 579 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:03,947 i'm a sex addict. what do you think? 580 00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:06,783 you can't possibly be turned on by what's going on out there. 581 00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:11,121 disgusting, isn't it? yes. why would you wanna come to a place like this? 582 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,999 i didn't. i wanted you to come. 583 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:17,002 i can't make you not have feelings for me, 584 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:20,839 but i can show you who i was, what my life was like. 585 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,299 well, that's not your life anymore. 586 00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:22,716 but it could be. 587 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,968 if i slip again, this is exactly where you could find me, 588 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,303 or someplace worse. 589 00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,264 then what would you think of me? 590 00:31:29,306 --> 00:31:30,766 peter-- bree... 591 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,768 it's dangerousto care 592 00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:34,770 a lot of people have over the years, 593 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,772 and they all end up getting hurt. 594 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,984 rex said he'd always be faithful. 595 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:42,986 george said he'd never hurt me. 596 00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:45,864 and as it turned out, they were both liars. 597 00:31:46,031 --> 00:31:48,534 so as long as you're honest with me, 598 00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:51,995 you'd be amazed at what i can put up with. 599 00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,249 now let's go home. 600 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:11,265 hey there. did you have a late night? 601 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,766 i hope. 602 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,434 it was horrible. 603 00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:17,729 the whole thing blew up in my face. 604 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:21,608 why would you tell my wife to bite my nipple off? 605 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:23,652 i didn't! 606 00:32:23,694 --> 00:32:26,155 i didn't. why would she--oh! 607 00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:28,073 the honeymoon thing. 608 00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:30,534 yeah, and it hurt like hell then, too. 609 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:33,036 and it didn't take her long to figure out 610 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,038 that i let a stranger seduce her online. 611 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,415 oh, god! 612 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,917 she was so mad, she locked herself in the bathroom 613 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,419 and called a divorce lawyer. 614 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,504 you're getting divorced? 615 00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:45,507 i spent two hours pleading with her through the bathroom door, 616 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,968 begging her not to leave me, and... 617 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:50,554 we finally managed to come to terms. 618 00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:54,308 what kind of terms? i promised her i would fire the person who did it. 619 00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:56,476 you're gonna fire me? 620 00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:59,313 no, of course not. you're too important here. 621 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:01,773 i'm gonna fire tom. 622 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,026 i told her it was him that sent the i.m.s. 623 00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:07,237 what?! i told her that he had a problem with boundarie 624 00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:09,948 i'm sorry. i didn't wanna do this, 625 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,950 but my marriage was on the line. 626 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:15,454 you can't make my husband your scapegoat. 627 00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:16,997 i won't let you. 628 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,874 i don't have a damn choice. 629 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:20,959 i can't be divorced, lynette. 630 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:22,336 i can't. 631 00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:26,590 he's under contract. 632 00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:28,592 if you just fire him, 633 00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:31,261 he'll sue you, and i'll back him up. you need cause. 634 00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:33,764 well... 635 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:35,974 i guess i'll have to find cause. 636 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:41,313 it shouldn't be too difficult if i look hard enough. 637 00:33:56,954 --> 00:33:58,956 hey, how's the eye? 638 00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:00,958 oh, it's still a little red, 639 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:03,126 bui think i got all the hot sauce out. 640 00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:04,336 that's good. 641 00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:06,964 so, um... you know the other day 642 00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:09,466 when i said that thing about us being sisters? 643 00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:12,094 well, when i said it i really didn't mean it. 644 00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:14,054 yeah, i kind of figured that. 645 00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:17,766 no, i mean, i really didn't mean it. but, um... 646 00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,351 now i do. 647 00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:22,229 thank you. thank you for having my back. 648 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,572 so do i have to worry about you attacking any more waitresses? 649 00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:34,449 (southern accent) nah, my bar brawlin' days are over. 650 00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:42,875 oh, you know, i-i've gotta go. i have a meeting. 651 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,918 i'll talk to you later. 652 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:50,966 are you oliver? 653 00:34:51,008 --> 00:34:52,968 you must be edie. pleasure to meet you. 654 00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:54,595 oh, likewise. 655 00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:57,347 i hear you're one of the best private detectives in town. 656 00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:58,849 i do what i can. 657 00:34:58,891 --> 00:35:00,893 well, come on in. let's talk. 658 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:04,646 um... basically, i just want you to trail my ex. 659 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:08,692 he, uh... left me for another woman, 660 00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:11,236 and i wanna nail that ho to the wall. 661 00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:23,165 caleb? 662 00:35:23,165 --> 00:35:25,667 hey, come on, buddy, wake up. 663 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,753 caleb? 664 00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:29,296 it's time. 665 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:55,197 (danielle screams, clatter) 666 00:35:55,197 --> 00:35:57,199 get away from me! 667 00:36:08,961 --> 00:36:10,838 get away from her! 668 00:36:10,879 --> 00:36:15,509 danielle, i want you to pick up the phone and call the police. 669 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:20,848 no! what? 670 00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:23,308 matthew and his mother have been protecting caleb. 671 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,310 they're in as much trouble as he is! 672 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,937 i don't care. 673 00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:28,939 mom, please! i love him. 674 00:36:28,981 --> 00:36:31,191 (crying) please. 675 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:38,448 if i hadn't been in the house, 676 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:41,535 he could've raped her... or worse. 677 00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:44,538 he's locked in his room now, so... 678 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,999 needless to say, the agreement between us is off. 679 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,376 caleb is dangerous, and i want him put away. 680 00:36:49,418 --> 00:36:52,254 if he is not gone by tomorrow, i am calling the police. 681 00:36:52,296 --> 00:36:54,256 (matthew) he will be. i promise you. 682 00:36:54,298 --> 00:36:56,216 can i go check on danielle? 683 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:57,926 yes. 684 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:05,851 betty, i am serious. 685 00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:08,478 either you do something, or i will. 686 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:14,735 bree, stop worrying. 687 00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:17,821 i understand what needs to happen now. 688 00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:24,870 danielle? 689 00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:35,714 did it work? 690 00:37:35,756 --> 00:37:38,091 perfectly. 691 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:39,718 you did great. 692 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,603 um, so i got some rates 693 00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:51,313 on some mental hospitals around here, 694 00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:52,606 and there's one called silvercrest 695 00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:54,107 which actually seems okay. 696 00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:56,109 put this ham in the fridge, will you? 697 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:58,111 i think i'll make it for dinner. 698 00:37:59,196 --> 00:38:01,949 uh, mom, i know you don't wanna talk about this, but we have to. 699 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,409 mrs. van de kamp is gonna call the police. 700 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:07,454 i promised myself i would never institutionalize your other. 701 00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:10,249 mom... how long do you think it'd be before he'd act out, 702 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:11,917 maybe even hurt somebody? 703 00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:14,628 a couple of days? a week? 704 00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:16,588 then they'd throw him in a straitjacket 705 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,882 and drug away what's left of his mind. 706 00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:21,927 he'd spend the rest of his life at the mercy of strangers. 707 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:23,428 but if we don't send him to a hospital, 708 00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:25,013 he's gonna end up in prison, 709 00:38:25,013 --> 00:38:27,850 and don't you think that's worse? yes, of course i do. 710 00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:30,811 so what the hell are we gonna do? 711 00:38:35,941 --> 00:38:38,610 phenobarbital? 712 00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,445 it's easy. 713 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:41,989 it's painless. 714 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:46,618 it's just a few extra drops. he simply falls asleep. 715 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:53,208 caleb was meant for a better world than this, matthew. 716 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:59,798 it's time to give your brother the peace he deserves. 717 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,813 who's the pretty girl? 718 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:16,315 (doorbell rings) 719 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:18,483 oh, looks like it's daddy's turn. 720 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:19,985 (whispering) i got her. yes. 721 00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:21,528 oh, yes. 722 00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:26,366 mrs. solis? yes? 723 00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:29,203 we have a court order to take the collins baby into custody. 724 00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:31,830 no, no, no, that's a mistake. 725 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,499 no, we-- we have the paperwork. 726 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,334 the birth father signed away his rights. 727 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:37,419 it's the birth mother who's protesting. 728 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,629 what? 729 00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,215 until the adoption is legally finalized, 730 00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:43,884 the birth mother can still change her mind, 731 00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:45,677 and... she has. 732 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:58,815 no, no, no, no, no, no! 733 00:39:58,815 --> 00:40:00,567 (clos) gaby, wait. 734 00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:03,070 you? you don't even wanna be a mother! 735 00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:06,615 (libby) well, look, frank quit usin', anduh, he got 736 00:40:06,657 --> 00:40:09,827 a good job down at the plant. he's really stepped up. 737 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,620 so?! 738 00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:15,249 well, so we're gonna give the whole family thing a shot. 739 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:18,252 well, i'll totally give you all your money back. 740 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:21,463 i don't want my money back. i want my baby! 741 00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:26,218 co on, let's go. 742 00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:27,553 carlos! 743 00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:30,055 no! carlos, what's happening? 744 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:32,224 no, no, no, ma'am, you don't understand. 745 00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:34,351 you don't understand, this is our baby! 746 00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:37,271 no, we've been--we've been feeding her, and we-- 747 00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:39,064 we've been bathing her, 748 00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:41,692 and we wake up in the middle of the night and we rock her, 749 00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:43,193 which is crazy, 750 00:40:43,235 --> 00:40:45,195 'cause if you knew me, i don't do that. 751 00:40:45,237 --> 00:40:46,780 i don't do that. 752 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:49,366 and--and my husband-- my husband, he sings to her. 753 00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:52,619 (crying) he sings, so you can't take her away. 754 00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:55,998 it's too late. we've already fallen in love with her! 755 00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:03,881 (sobbing) 756 00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:05,883 carlos, do something! 757 00:41:05,924 --> 00:41:10,804 no, you can't go! you can't--you can't take her! 758 00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:12,556 you can't take her! 759 00:41:12,598 --> 00:41:14,558 (sobbing) no! 760 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,102 she's our baby! 761 00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:19,855 she's our... 762 00:41:19,897 --> 00:41:22,107 no! 763 00:41:22,149 --> 00:41:23,650 please! 764 00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:27,112 there is a prayer intended to give strength to people 765 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:32,326 faced with circumstances they don't want to accept. 766 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,328 the power of the prayer 767 00:41:34,369 --> 00:41:36,788 comes from its insight into human nature... 768 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:39,875 we ask god to grant us the serenity 769 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:42,085 to accept the things we cannot change... 770 00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:44,087 because so many of us 771 00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:48,383 rage against the hand that life has dealt us... 772 00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:52,387 the courage to change the things we can... 773 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,474 because so many of us are cowardly 774 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:59,520 and afraid to stand up for what is right... 775 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:04,858 and the wisdom to know the difference. 776 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,779 because so many of us give in to despair... 777 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:14,785 when faced with an impossible choice. 778 00:42:14,827 --> 00:42:17,788 the good news for those who utter these words 779 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:22,251 is that god will hear you and answer your prayer. 780 00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:28,715 the bad news is that sometimes the answer is no. 781 00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:30,884 cync by lanmao 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net