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previously on...
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i'm granng you
temporary custody
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until we can get a straight
answer from e birth father.
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gabrielle got exactly
what she wanted.
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if edie doesn't know,
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then that means that you just
cheated on her with me.
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susan got fooled again...
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i'm also a member
of s.a.
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and bree got too much...
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sex addicts anonymous.
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information.
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karl mayer didn't pray often,
but when he did,
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it was usually to ask
for god's help
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in breaking up with a woman
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and to spare him
the nasty drama
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that usually accompanied
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such callous
and unexpected departures.
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over the years, karl had
dumped dozens of women,
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and not one of them
had ever seen it coming.
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every retreat was always
meticulously planned,
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right down to
the personalized stationary,
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hence his record
of successful getaways
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from women who did not
want to see him go.
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so when he decided
to break up with edie britt,
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karl prayed to god yet again
to help him avoid
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all the unnecessary drama.
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unfortunately for karl...
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(alarm stops)
god was in the mood...
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to be entertained.
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(whispers) come on!
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what the hell is this?
edie, baby, calm down.
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"let's be honest
with ourselves, edie.
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we haven't been happy
in a long time"?
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who are you to tell me
i haven't been happy,
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you miserable son of a bitch?
i have been ecstatic!
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okay. i-i'm the one
who hasn't been happy, then.
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they why did you
propose to me?
i don't know.
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i have told every woman
in this town
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that we are getting married,
and all you have to say to me
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is, "i don't know"?
oh, what else
do you want me to say?
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i'm sorry.
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what's going on?
is there someone else?
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oh, my god.
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oh, crap.
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come on, come on, come on!
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as he sat there,
karl couldn't help but wonder
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why god had forsaken him.
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it never occurred to him
that god...
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might be a woman.
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god,
grant me the serenity
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to accept the things
i cannot change,
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the courage
to change the things i can
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and the wisdom
to know the difference...
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the members
of the fairview chapter of a.a.
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ended every meeting
with a prayer.
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and while most
were asking god for help
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in resisting temptation,
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was busy thinking thoughts
that were downright sinful.
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...with him in the next.
amen.
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keep coming back.
it works if you work it.
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amen.
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i think
you'd love the opera.
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the music and the voices--
it's just all so... passionate.
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(chuckles) yeah, a 300-pound
soprano seducing balding tenors.
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that'd be hot.
you making fun of me?
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(chuckles)
huh?
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bree.
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yes?
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maybe a little bit.
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what's going on here?
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claude?
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we made plans, remember?
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i'm sorry.
i was just about--
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yeah, i saw what you
were just about to do.
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i'm sorry, peter,
but, uh, who is this?
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this is claude.
he's my sponsor.
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oh, your a.a. sponsor?
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no.
i'm his other sponsor.
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for my sex addiction.
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oh.
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damn it, peter.
what did i tell you?
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avoid lust triggers.
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and what is she?
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come on,
don't do this, man.
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she's a lust trigger.
a lust trigger!
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um, excuse me.
i don't know what that means,
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but could you please
stop saying it?
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where's your chip?
give it to me.
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do you remember how low
you'd sunk when we met?
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this represents
12 months of hard work,
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not giving in
to your urges.
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now if you wanna
blow all that on this woman,
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just tell me now
so i can stop wasting my time
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working with you.
(chip hits floor)
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i don't want to blow it.
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good.
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then tell
the pretty lady good-bye
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and that you can't
socialize with her anymore.
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and do it quick.
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i'm hungry.
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bad news.
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ed wants us
to push through tonight
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and finish
the edelstein realty pitch.
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but we're not presenting
for another two weeks.
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why don't we start
tomorrow?
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but how would that help ed avoid
his marital problems?
what?
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oh, he's right. i hear ed
fighting with fran on the phone
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every day through the office walls.
that would explain all our working hours.
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the people who have kids
in day care loose.
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hey, great. let's go
before he changes his mind.
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but that dsn't include you,
miss senior v.p.
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ed wants you in the conference room now.
you're kidding!
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you're his security blanket,
lynette. he stays, you stay.
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jerry, can you help me
get the kids down to the car?
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(lynette) oh.
yeah.
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thanks, jer.
sure.
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lynette?
(lynette) yeah?
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get those mock-ups together,
will you?
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jerry, i didn't know
you had a kid.
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y-yeah, um, out of wedlock.
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oh.
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so... see you in the morning.
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i'm sorry i'm late.
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what's going on?
karl broke up with edie.
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oh, my god.
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yeah, apparently,
he was seeing someone.
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really?
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did he say who it was?
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i know who she is.
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she's a man-eating,
scum-sucking ho-bag.
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no, he did not say.
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you know,
when karl dumped you,
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i thought
that it was all your fault.
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yeah, i figured that...
you were a nag or bad in bed.
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but now i... now i see that
you were just a victim, too.
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we have a bond, susan.
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it's like we're sisters.
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(chuckles) there's even
a pretty one and an ugly one.
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edie!
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no, i'm just saying
that karl screwed us both.
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yes, like you
wouldn't believe.
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guys, i'm all for bashing exes,
but let's save
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a little of our hate
for his partner in crime--
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the other woman.
mm-hmm.
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yeah! you know, they're always
coming up with these excuses
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to justify
being a home-wrecker.
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exactly! like,
"he wouldn't have been with me
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if he was gettin' it
at home."
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yeah, "honey,
you're the love of my life.
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she's just the runner-up."
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oh, look, the baby's
doing something really cute.
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she's sleeping.
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like an angel.
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look, i think we all know
that karl is a dog.
mm.
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i mean, but let's face it--
if these tramps
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weren't laying out the buffet,
he wouldn't be chowing down.
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well, every situation
is different,
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and it's hard to judge
until we know all the details.
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which...
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obviously i don't know,
because how would i know?
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she's a slutty, slutty whore.
absolutely.
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yeah.
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are you sure she needs that?
i just put sunscreen on her.
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yes, she needs the bonnet.
it completes the outfit.
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oh, for god's sakes, gaby.
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she's never too young
to start accessorizing.
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besides, all the neighbors
are out today,
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and i want them to see how happy
we are and wish they were us.
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hey.
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uh, the baby's a beauty.
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we think so,
but we're a little biased.
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oh, wow,
she's got my eyes.
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huh?
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oh, i'm dale.
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dale helm.
i'm the baby's birth father.
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uh, well, hi, dale.
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(chuckles)
nice to meet you.
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a lot of people
have been looking for you.
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yeah, i know,
lawyers and stuff.
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i got kinda held up in florida
longer than i thought.
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spring break, right?
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yeah. oh, man,
we were wasted 24/7.
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then i got the message
and just thought
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my friends were messing with me.
those buttwads!
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ahem.
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well, it's a good thing
he's here.
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we can take him
to the lawyer's office,
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and you can sign over
full custody to us.
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(chuckles) okay.
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yeah, uh,
the thing about that is,
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i'm gonna want the baby.
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come on, you guys.
we don't have to make this ugly.
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you're trying to take our baby!
how is it not gonna be ugly?
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just keep walking, gaby.
don't engage him.
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listen, mr. solis...
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no, you listen!
we were granted custody.
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if you want her,
you talk to the judge.
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hey, what is the holdup?
they told me
i gotta talk to a judge.
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what the hell are you doing here, frank?
it's his baby.give it to him!
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like hell!
(julie) hey, mrs. solis,can i see the baby?
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(both) no!
dale, just do it already!
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i'm not just gonna kidnap it.
why not? they did!
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it is your baby.
just take it!
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try it.
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frank?
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(groans)
get in, you moron.
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anyways, it looks like
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you're doing a good job with her.
dumb-ass!
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she seems clean.
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(betty) and like i said,
we have been very happy here,
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and i'm sure you will be, too.
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(man)
well, we just love it.
(woman) yeah.
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once the stairs are repaired,
i'll show you the basement.
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what's going on?
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the house just sold.
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start packing.
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(danielle) why don't you just
put caleb in an institution?
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it's where he belongs anyway.
my mom would never let strangers take care of him.
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then it's not up to her.
if i call the police,
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my mom and i go to jail
with caleb.
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we've been hiding a murderer.
now, look, if we--
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if we do move, i promise
i will call you every day.
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i don't need a phone buddy.
i need a boyfriend!
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would you calm down,
please?
don't tell me what to do!
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you know, i could
go to the police myself!
danielle...
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i just...
i love you so much.
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i would do anything
to keep you here.
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yeah, i see that now.
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you can't leave me alone here.
you have to think of something.
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don't worry.
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i will.
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(gasps) oh, my god!
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(i.m. chimes)
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ed? hey, i'm so sorry,
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but obviously that was just
meant for tom's eyes only.
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honest mistake.
don't even worry about it.
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okay.
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thanks. well, i'm gonna
go back in my office
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and continue to feel like
a huge pervert.
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at least you and tom
have a love life.
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well, we do the best we can
given the circumstances.
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00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:35,649
better than fran and i.
we're dead in that department.
246
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i don't wanna
bore you with the details.
247
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i appreciate that.
248
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:45,158
you know, ed...
249
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,703
i don't wanna pry
into your personal business,
250
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,914
but if you are having
problems in that area,
251
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,417
you don't have
to be resigned to it.
252
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,253
what are you suggesting,
hookers?
253
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,297
no, ed ferrara
doesn't pay for sex.
254
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:03,135
i mean, you and fran
could spice it up a bit.
255
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,889
you know, get the old juices
flowing again.
256
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,390
oh, i see.
257
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,392
kinda like, uh...
258
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,936
"i'd like to lick you
from head to foot."
259
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,980
(chuckles) okay, well,
that wasn't my best work,
260
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,940
but you can't deny results.
261
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,194
i.m.ing works,
and when i go home tonight,
262
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,906
tom and i are going to...
263
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,908
okay, well,
i'm gonna be exhausted,
264
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,994
so i'll probably just lay there.
but trust ,
265
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,705
tom is gonna go to town.
266
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,707
it's something to think about,
lord knows.
267
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,709
you know what
the sad truth is?
268
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,587
i have been thinking
about hookers.
269
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,506
okay!
270
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:42,633
uh, well,
i hope that helped.
271
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,385
and i'm just gonna
go back and finish
272
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,847
so we can all get
out of here. (chuckles)
273
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,356
let me guess.
you're not here for a bear claw.
274
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,441
(chuckles) no, i'm not.
275
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,693
you're wasting your time.
276
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,779
look, you don't have
to worry about peter,
277
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,781
not while he's with me.
278
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,241
yeah? why is that?
279
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,701
because when it comes
to sex,
280
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,246
i have
an unwavering moral compass.
281
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,123
truly. a man could
beg and plead all day long,
282
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,085
and it wouldn't make
any difference.
283
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,212
so since i have
such strong self-control,
284
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,589
there's really no reason
for us to end our friendship.
285
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,591
the guy's a ticking bomb.
286
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,093
you have no idea
287
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,804
the kind of depravity
that comes with this disease.
288
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,056
waking up in a stranger's bed
every morning...
289
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,558
cruising the park at night,
290
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,434
looking for somebody
to get off with,
291
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,271
compulsive masturbation
every chance you get!
292
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:46,405
look, for guys like
peter and me,
293
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,532
there's no beauty
in the sex.
294
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,159
it's an empty and ugly
compulsion.
295
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,786
well, i am sorry,
296
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,372
but the peter i know
has a little more s--
297
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:56,456
hold up.
298
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,505
claude, i need some--
i need some help.
299
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,258
what are you doing here?
are you using?
300
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,677
no, but i bought a bag.
301
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,471
you're an embarrassmento me.
give.
302
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:17,311
there's a meeting over
on 10th street. you go there.
303
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,937
you call me after.
304
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:19,938
i'm sorry.
305
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,982
get the hell out of my shop.
306
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,071
i'm also a sponsor
at cocaine anonymous.
307
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,699
well, aren't you
the renaissance man.
308
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,534
are we done here,
princess?
309
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,786
not yet. you obviously have
an encyclopedic grasp
310
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,330
of everything deaved.
311
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,790
but clearly, you don't have
the slightest idea
312
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,918
about the power
of a loving relationship.
313
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,255
this is all you are
to peter--
314
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,382
something to satisfy
his addiction.
315
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,885
well, i think peter is
a better man than you do,
316
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,596
and i am not gonna
let you keep us apart.
try and stop me.
317
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,098
peter does everything
i tell him to do.
318
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:59,603
that's the one thing
you can depend on with addicts--
319
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,064
they're weak. (laughs)
320
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,239
(sighs) excuse me.
321
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,660
excuse me.
322
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,286
may i ask you something?
323
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,705
yes, ma'am?
324
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,084
if a citizen,
an ordinary citizen like myself,
325
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,380
knew of someone holding
a significant amount of drugs,
326
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,382
what would
my responsibilities be,
327
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,384
you know, under the law?
328
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,566
what's all this?
329
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,568
and this one,
i ran out and got
330
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,778
the day i found out karl
was doing it with his secretary.
331
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,572
i think you'll find this
particularly helpful.
332
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,574
it's got a chapter called,
333
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,951
"revenge: you're only hurting
yourself."
yeah, you know,
334
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,620
i'm just really not
into the whole reading thing.
335
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,498
oh. well, um, why don't
we get you out of here?
336
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,500
let's go see
a feel-good movie.
337
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,253
why are you
being so nice to me?
338
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,256
well, i just wanna help.
so how about that movie?
339
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,675
you know
how i like to heal?
340
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,136
i get hammered.
341
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,471
uh... well, um...
342
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,184
then i should just go and let
you get started with that.
343
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,519
do you really wanna
help me? good.
344
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,521
'cause i'm gonna need
a designated driver.
345
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,231
oh! uh...
346
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,233
okay.
347
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,946
how could he be arrested
for cocaine possession?
348
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,239
claude swore he was clean.
349
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,200
it's just awful, isn't it?
350
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,243
i mean, you never know
what people are doing
351
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,953
behind your back.
352
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,873
would you like some milk
with your cookies?
353
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,249
thanks.
354
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,918
it's just, you know...
355
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,920
was he best sponsor
i've ever had,
356
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,255
and i don't know
what i'm gonna do now.
357
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,841
well, i have been doing
some thinking and...
358
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:56,261
here's a thought--
why don't i be your sponsor?
359
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,889
(laughs)
you gotta be kidding.
360
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,891
you don't know squat
about sex addiction.
361
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,559
well, cravings are cravings,
362
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,895
and all you really need
is a friend to call
363
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,189
when you start having
inappropriate thoughts,
364
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,191
and i can be that friend.
365
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,818
well, there's more
to it than that.
366
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,279
claude rescued me from
some pretty nasty sces
367
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,739
over the years.
368
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,534
well, if you were in trouble,
i could handle it.
369
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,495
how can you be so sure?
370
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,789
because
i can be very strong
371
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:26,667
for those people
that i really care about.
372
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,631
how can you have
any feelings for me at all?
373
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,634
i mean, you've only known me
for a few weeks.
374
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,678
yes, and in that time,
375
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,849
i've come to learn that
you're good and kind and smart.
376
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,226
and, yes,
you have a little problem
377
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,395
that you need
some help with,
378
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,147
but i'm willing
to be there for you.
379
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,191
so what's the big deal?
380
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,153
if you saw me at my worst,
381
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,447
you might not like me
so much.
382
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,909
peter,
let me be your rock.
383
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:04,830
taking care of people
is what i do best.
384
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,625
drink your milk.
385
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,673
(indistinct conversations,
laughter)
386
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,555
ah-ah-ah. mnh-mnh.
387
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,557
i asked for extra spicy.
388
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,767
i'm pretty sure
you said medium.
389
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,228
are you? well,
maybe if you'd written it down,
390
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,813
you would've spared yourself
391
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:32,065
the walk of shame
back to the kitchen.
392
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,820
edie, why are you
torturing that girl?
393
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,199
that is her. that is the one
that karl is in love with.
394
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,075
we have been here
a million times,
395
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,244
and you should see the way
that she flirts with him,
396
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,581
and when she comes back here,
i am gonna shove this pitcher
397
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,958
in her perky little mug,
and when she's--
398
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,252
okay, let's not make a scene.
it's not worth it.
399
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,921
for the sake of argument,
400
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,006
let's--let's--let's say
that it's someone else.
401
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,759
you know, probably it would be
a vulnerable, lonely woman
402
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,719
who karl
just took advantage of,
403
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,471
and what if...
404
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:06,558
this poor, confused soul
begged your forgiveness?
405
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,227
what would you say?
406
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,148
i'd say...
407
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,609
"too little,
too late, bitch,"
408
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:18,153
and then i'd kick her.
409
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,363
oh.
410
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,740
yeah, but you don't have
to worry about that,
411
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:24,618
because i'm positive it's her.
i mean, who else could it be?
yeah.
412
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,621
karl's office is all guys,
and then the only women he sees
413
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,414
are me, julie,
414
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,334
that--that lesbian that does
his taxes and you.
415
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,338
you know what?
416
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:38,924
it is her.
417
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,010
really? why?
418
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,263
she just...
spit in your wings.
419
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,641
you got my back?
420
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,685
uh... sure?
421
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,063
here you go, extra spicy.
422
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,439
aah!
423
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,697
you did that on purpose.
(grunts)
424
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,824
ugh!
425
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,495
you are going to pay!
(whistle blows)
426
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:10,122
(edie) oh!
(woman) whoa!
427
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,623
fight, fight!
428
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,542
(edie) get off me, you!
get off me!
429
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:16,128
mayer! four on one!
430
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:19,423
a little help!
431
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:30,726
so, uh, when we leave...
432
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,728
who you gonna miss
the most?
433
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,814
i don't know.
434
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,482
yeah, you .
435
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,484
you said good-bye
to her yet?
436
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,653
no.
437
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,656
look, man, it's...
it's okay if you like her.
438
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,825
you know, i think danielle
really likes you, too.
439
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,869
really?
440
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:50,871
yeah, she told me
she'd be really sad
441
00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:53,081
if you left
and didn't say good-bye.
442
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,459
you know, i think that
443
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:58,337
she might even want you
to give her a little kiss.
444
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:02,090
but danielle doesn't even
like me in her room.
445
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,759
she gets mad.
446
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,596
yeah.
447
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:11,016
i talked to her about that.
she feels really bad.
448
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:16,647
if you come in her room again,
she won't get mad.
449
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,281
and, caleb,
450
00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:30,536
she's gonna act like she
doesn't want you to kiss her...
451
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,162
but she does.
452
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,800
dale helm,
453
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,469
like all the students
at parsons christian academy,
454
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:51,306
was taught that his future
was safely in god's hands.
455
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,018
what he didn't know
456
00:23:55,018 --> 00:24:01,316
was that gabrielle solis
was about to force a fumble.
457
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:04,945
(crowd cheering loudly)
458
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,414
(man) all right, guys,
459
00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:18,292
you all know next week
we're playing the falcons!
460
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:22,171
and we're gonna fry up
those birdies for dinner,
461
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:25,090
'cause we're the huskies!
(mouths words)
462
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,633
and who are the huskies?
463
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:30,345
(all) god's team! god's team!
god's team!
464
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,847
god's team! god's team!
465
00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:34,766
god's team! god's team!
god's team!
466
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:37,352
god's team! god's team!
467
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,646
what are you doing?
you can't be here.
468
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,190
let's talk turkey.
469
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,984
what is it gonna take
for you to give up the baby?
470
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,195
it's not gonna happen, okay?
i gotta get back.
471
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,197
i'm the quarterback.
it doesn't look right.
472
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,240
okay, no, no!
wait, what about a car?
473
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:52,284
or college?
tuition's a killer these days.
474
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,785
i could help you out.
475
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,287
i don't need help.
476
00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:57,414
you hear those cheers?
those are for me.
477
00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,458
last game,
i threw 246 yards.
478
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:03,128
with stats like that, i can get
into the college of my choice.
479
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,589
so why do you
want to be a dad?
480
00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:08,550
these are your glory days.
a baby would ruin your life.
oh, i know. but frank said
481
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,720
once i get the baby,
he's gonna take it off my hands.
482
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,555
but it's not even his.
libby dumped him.
483
00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,557
he thinks that
if he has the baby
484
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:18,018
and she sees him
acting all mature,
485
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,145
she'll take him back.
no, no, no.
486
00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:22,814
i am not letting that idiot use
my baby as a bargaining chip.
487
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,359
hey, it's out of my hands!
488
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,904
no, it doesn't have to be, okay?
just do the right thing
489
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,949
and sign the release form.
look, i'm really sorry.
490
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,420
before we adjourn today,
491
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:48,715
let's take a moment
to bow our heads.
492
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,696
(microphone feedback whines)
hello, everyone.
493
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:15,200
i'm gaby solis,
class of '94. whoo-hoo!
494
00:26:18,996 --> 00:26:22,082
i just wanted to give god
a big shout out
495
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,959
for this amazing season.
496
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:28,046
the man upstairs has definitely
been on your side.
497
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:31,717
and you wanna know why?
because you boys live clean.
498
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,469
you keep your noses up,
you stay out of trouble,
499
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:37,639
and you don't go around
getting strippers pregnant.
500
00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:39,975
and that's a good thing,
501
00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:42,060
'cause if one of you
caused a scandal like that,
502
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,479
not only would that guy
get kicked off the team
503
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:46,440
and lose
all of his scholarships,
504
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:49,484
but god would drop
your school colors so fast,
505
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,486
it'd make your head spin!
506
00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,531
and then the football season
would go to hell.
507
00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:56,867
no pun intended. (chuckles)
508
00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:58,368
so my point is,
509
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:01,455
do the right thing,
and no one gets hurt.
510
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,171
signed, sealed, delivered.
511
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:12,549
lily's ours.
512
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,177
so what do you think?
are you staying late again,
513
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:18,180
or can i finally have dinner
at home with my wife?
514
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,933
god, i don't know.
i'm gonna go check with ed.
515
00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,476
okay.
516
00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:25,771
hey, any luck
with that i.m.ing thing?
517
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,314
no, not really.
518
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,483
i was online chatting
with fran a while ago,
519
00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:31,485
and i asked her
what she was wearing,
520
00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:33,487
and she said,
"a yellow blouse."
521
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,447
okay, that's good.
then what?
522
00:27:35,489 --> 00:27:38,867
then... yeah, that's it.
i just kinda blocked.
523
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:41,161
you blocked?
yeah, i didn't know
what else to say.
524
00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:43,330
you're an award-winning
copywriter, ed.
525
00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:44,915
you get paid to write.
526
00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,792
yeah, jingles for oatmeal,
not soft-core porn.
527
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,794
for god's sakes,
it's not brain surgery.
528
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:51,046
is she still online?
yeah, i think so.
529
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,381
ugh.
530
00:27:54,675 --> 00:28:00,848
"i love the way that blouse
clings to your body."
531
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:05,018
"are you joking?"
532
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,520
mnh-mnh-mnh.
533
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,191
"nothing funny about
those beautiful breasts."
534
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,526
(i.m. chimes)
535
00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:16,572
"yeah? what did you want
to do to me?"
536
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:18,115
uh...
537
00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,247
ed, your conference call's
ready.
538
00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:27,249
oh, god, i almt forgot
about that.
539
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,251
okay,
i gotta go take this,
540
00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,545
but you keep going,
'cause you're doing great.
541
00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:33,463
no, ed, i'm not
doing this for you!
542
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,548
just...
what?
543
00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:48,604
ahem.
544
00:28:48,645 --> 00:28:52,733
"touch every inch of your body
545
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:56,403
until you're trembling."
546
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:04,786
"oh, yeah.
i'll bite you good."
547
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,250
"hell, yeah.
548
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:16,465
first, i want you
to touch yourself."
549
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,553
"oh, yeah!"
550
00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:30,395
"i'm on my way."
551
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,655
(dance music playing
over telephone)
552
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,323
hello?
553
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:43,784
bree, it's peter...
554
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,786
and i'm in trouble.
555
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,582
(indistinct conversations
in distance)
556
00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:55,003
(dance music playing)
557
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:59,758
hi, i'm--i'm looking for,
um, peter mcmillan.
558
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,760
i'm not sure i know him.
559
00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:04,137
you should ask my wife.
she organized the party.
560
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,306
hey, judy, get over here
and act like a hostess!
561
00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:08,851
come on in!
come on, come on, come on.
562
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:19,361
(singsong voice)
hey there.
563
00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,405
things areust
getting started.
564
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:24,616
after you take off your clothes,
feel free to jump right in.
565
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,118
no, no, i'm--i'm good.
566
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,620
i'm just, um, here
to pick up my friend peter.
567
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:31,290
he's locked himself
in your bathroom,
568
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,292
and i'm here
to take him home.
569
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,459
oh, yeah, that guy.
we were wondering about him.
570
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,128
the bathroom's over there.
571
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,714
hey, is that
your natural color?
572
00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:41,300
yes, it is.
573
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,177
beautiful.
i wish mine would do that.
574
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,179
this is out of a bottle.
575
00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:49,725
yes, i'm aware of that.
576
00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:55,564
peter?
577
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:58,358
peter, it's bree.
are you in there?
578
00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,446
what are you doing here?
579
00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:03,947
i'm a sex addict.
what do you think?
580
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:06,783
you can't possibly be turned on
by what's going on out there.
581
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:11,121
disgusting, isn't it?
yes. why would you wanna
come to a place like this?
582
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,999
i didn't.
i wanted you to come.
583
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:17,002
i can't make you
not have feelings for me,
584
00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:20,839
but i can show you who i was,
what my life was like.
585
00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,299
well, that's not
your life anymore.
586
00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:22,716
but it could be.
587
00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,968
if i slip again, this is exactly
where you could find me,
588
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,303
or someplace worse.
589
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,264
then what would you
think of me?
590
00:31:29,306 --> 00:31:30,766
peter--
bree...
591
00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,768
it's dangerousto care
592
00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:34,770
a lot of people have
over the years,
593
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,772
and they all end up
getting hurt.
594
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,984
rex said
he'd always be faithful.
595
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:42,986
george said
he'd never hurt me.
596
00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:45,864
and as it turned out,
they were both liars.
597
00:31:46,031 --> 00:31:48,534
so as long
as you're honest with me,
598
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:51,995
you'd be amazed
at what i can put up with.
599
00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,249
now let's go home.
600
00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:11,265
hey there.
did you have a late night?
601
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,766
i hope.
602
00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,434
it was horrible.
603
00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:17,729
the whole thing
blew up in my face.
604
00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:21,608
why would you tell my wife
to bite my nipple off?
605
00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:23,652
i didn't!
606
00:32:23,694 --> 00:32:26,155
i didn't.
why would she--oh!
607
00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:28,073
the honeymoon thing.
608
00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:30,534
yeah, and it hurt
like hell then, too.
609
00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:33,036
and it didn't take her long
to figure out
610
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,038
that i let a stranger
seduce her online.
611
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,415
oh, god!
612
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,917
she was so mad, she locked
herself in the bathroom
613
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,419
and called
a divorce lawyer.
614
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,504
you're getting divorced?
615
00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:45,507
i spent two hours pleading with
her through the bathroom door,
616
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,968
begging her
not to leave me, and...
617
00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:50,554
we finally managed
to come to terms.
618
00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:54,308
what kind of terms?
i promised her i would
fire the person who did it.
619
00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:56,476
you're gonna fire me?
620
00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:59,313
no, of course not.
you're too important here.
621
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:01,773
i'm gonna fire tom.
622
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,026
i told her it was him
that sent the i.m.s.
623
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:07,237
what?!
i told her that he had
a problem with boundarie
624
00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:09,948
i'm sorry.
i didn't wanna do this,
625
00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,950
but my marriage
was on the line.
626
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:15,454
you can't make my husband
your scapegoat.
627
00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:16,997
i won't let you.
628
00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,874
i don't have a damn choice.
629
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:20,959
i can't be divorced,
lynette.
630
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:22,336
i can't.
631
00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:26,590
he's under contract.
632
00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:28,592
if you just fire him,
633
00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:31,261
he'll sue you, and i'll back
him up. you need cause.
634
00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:33,764
well...
635
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:35,974
i guess
i'll have to find cause.
636
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:41,313
it shouldn't be too difficult
if i look hard enough.
637
00:33:56,954 --> 00:33:58,956
hey, how's the eye?
638
00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:00,958
oh, it's still
a little red,
639
00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:03,126
bui think i got
all the hot sauce out.
640
00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:04,336
that's good.
641
00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:06,964
so, um...
you know the other day
642
00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:09,466
when i said that thing
about us being sisters?
643
00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:12,094
well, when i said it
i really didn't mean it.
644
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:14,054
yeah,
i kind of figured that.
645
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:17,766
no, i mean, i really
didn't mean it. but, um...
646
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,351
now i do.
647
00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:22,229
thank you.
thank you for having my back.
648
00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,572
so do i have to worry about you
attacking any more waitresses?
649
00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:34,449
(southern accent) nah,
my bar brawlin' days are over.
650
00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:42,875
oh, you know, i-i've gotta go.
i have a meeting.
651
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,918
i'll talk to you later.
652
00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:50,966
are you oliver?
653
00:34:51,008 --> 00:34:52,968
you must be edie.
pleasure to meet you.
654
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:54,595
oh, likewise.
655
00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:57,347
i hear you're one of the best
private detectives in town.
656
00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:58,849
i do what i can.
657
00:34:58,891 --> 00:35:00,893
well, come on in.
let's talk.
658
00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:04,646
um... basically, i just
want you to trail my ex.
659
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:08,692
he, uh... left me
for another woman,
660
00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:11,236
and i wanna nail that ho
to the wall.
661
00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:23,165
caleb?
662
00:35:23,165 --> 00:35:25,667
hey, come on, buddy,
wake up.
663
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,753
caleb?
664
00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:29,296
it's time.
665
00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:55,197
(danielle screams, clatter)
666
00:35:55,197 --> 00:35:57,199
get away from me!
667
00:36:08,961 --> 00:36:10,838
get away from her!
668
00:36:10,879 --> 00:36:15,509
danielle, i want you to pick up
the phone and call the police.
669
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:20,848
no!
what?
670
00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:23,308
matthew and his mother
have been protecting caleb.
671
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,310
they're in as much trouble
as he is!
672
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,937
i don't care.
673
00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:28,939
mom, please! i love him.
674
00:36:28,981 --> 00:36:31,191
(crying) please.
675
00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:38,448
if i hadn't been
in the house,
676
00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:41,535
he could've raped her...
or worse.
677
00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:44,538
he's locked
in his room now, so...
678
00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,999
needless to say,
the agreement between us is off.
679
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,376
caleb is dangerous,
and i want him put away.
680
00:36:49,418 --> 00:36:52,254
if he is not gone by tomorrow,
i am calling the police.
681
00:36:52,296 --> 00:36:54,256
(matthew)
he will be. i promise you.
682
00:36:54,298 --> 00:36:56,216
can i go check on danielle?
683
00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:57,926
yes.
684
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:05,851
betty, i am serious.
685
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:08,478
either you do something,
or i will.
686
00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:14,735
bree, stop worrying.
687
00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:17,821
i understand
what needs to happen now.
688
00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:24,870
danielle?
689
00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:35,714
did it work?
690
00:37:35,756 --> 00:37:38,091
perfectly.
691
00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:39,718
you did great.
692
00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,603
um, so i got some rates
693
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:51,313
on some mental hospitals
around here,
694
00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:52,606
and there's one called
silvercrest
695
00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:54,107
which actually seems okay.
696
00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:56,109
put this ham in the fridge,
will you?
697
00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:58,111
i think i'll make it
for dinner.
698
00:37:59,196 --> 00:38:01,949
uh, mom, i know you don't wanna
talk about this, but we have to.
699
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,409
mrs. van de kamp
is gonna call the police.
700
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:07,454
i promised myself i would never
institutionalize your other.
701
00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:10,249
mom...
how long do you think
it'd be before he'd act out,
702
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:11,917
maybe even hurt somebody?
703
00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:14,628
a couple of days? a week?
704
00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:16,588
then they'd throw him
in a straitjacket
705
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,882
and drug away
what's left of his mind.
706
00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:21,927
he'd spend the rest of his life
at the mercy of strangers.
707
00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:23,428
but if we don't send him
to a hospital,
708
00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:25,013
he's gonna end up in prison,
709
00:38:25,013 --> 00:38:27,850
and don't you think
that's worse?
yes, of course i do.
710
00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:30,811
so what the hell
are we gonna do?
711
00:38:35,941 --> 00:38:38,610
phenobarbital?
712
00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,445
it's easy.
713
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:41,989
it's painless.
714
00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:46,618
it's just a few extra drops.
he simply falls asleep.
715
00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:53,208
caleb was meant for a better
world than this, matthew.
716
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:59,798
it's time to give your brother
the peace he deserves.
717
00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,813
who's the pretty girl?
718
00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:16,315
(doorbell rings)
719
00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:18,483
oh, looks like
it's daddy's turn.
720
00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:19,985
(whispering)
i got her.
yes.
721
00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:21,528
oh, yes.
722
00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:26,366
mrs. solis?
yes?
723
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:29,203
we have a court order to take
the collins baby into custody.
724
00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:31,830
no, no, no,
that's a mistake.
725
00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,499
no, we--
we have the paperwork.
726
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,334
the birth father
signed away his rights.
727
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:37,419
it's the birth mother
who's protesting.
728
00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,629
what?
729
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,215
until the adoption
is legally finalized,
730
00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:43,884
the birth mother
can still change her mind,
731
00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:45,677
and... she has.
732
00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:58,815
no, no,
no, no, no, no!
733
00:39:58,815 --> 00:40:00,567
(clos) gaby, wait.
734
00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:03,070
you? you don't even
wanna be a mother!
735
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:06,615
(libby) well, look, frank quit
usin', anduh, he got
736
00:40:06,657 --> 00:40:09,827
a good job down at the plant.
he's really stepped up.
737
00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,620
so?!
738
00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:15,249
well, so we're gonna give
the whole family thing a shot.
739
00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:18,252
well, i'll totally give you
all your money back.
740
00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:21,463
i don't want my money back.
i want my baby!
741
00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:26,218
co on, let's go.
742
00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:27,553
carlos!
743
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:30,055
no!
carlos, what's happening?
744
00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:32,224
no, no, no, ma'am,
you don't understand.
745
00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:34,351
you don't understand,
this is our baby!
746
00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:37,271
no, we've been--we've been
feeding her, and we--
747
00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:39,064
we've been bathing her,
748
00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:41,692
and we wake up in the middle
of the night and we rock her,
749
00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:43,193
which is crazy,
750
00:40:43,235 --> 00:40:45,195
'cause if you knew me,
i don't do that.
751
00:40:45,237 --> 00:40:46,780
i don't do that.
752
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:49,366
and--and my husband--
my husband, he sings to her.
753
00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:52,619
(crying) he sings,
so you can't take her away.
754
00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:55,998
it's too late. we've already
fallen in love with her!
755
00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:03,881
(sobbing)
756
00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:05,883
carlos, do something!
757
00:41:05,924 --> 00:41:10,804
no, you can't go!
you can't--you can't take her!
758
00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:12,556
you can't take her!
759
00:41:12,598 --> 00:41:14,558
(sobbing) no!
760
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,102
she's our baby!
761
00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:19,855
she's our...
762
00:41:19,897 --> 00:41:22,107
no!
763
00:41:22,149 --> 00:41:23,650
please!
764
00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:27,112
there is a prayer intended
to give strength to people
765
00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:32,326
faced with circumstances
they don't want to accept.
766
00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,328
the power of the prayer
767
00:41:34,369 --> 00:41:36,788
comes from its insight
into human nature...
768
00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:39,875
we ask god
to grant us the serenity
769
00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:42,085
to accept the things
we cannot change...
770
00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:44,087
because so many of us
771
00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:48,383
rage against the hand
that life has dealt us...
772
00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:52,387
the courage
to change the things we can...
773
00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,474
because so many of us
are cowardly
774
00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:59,520
and afraid to stand up
for what is right...
775
00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:04,858
and the wisdom
to know the difference.
776
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,779
because so many of us
give in to despair...
777
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:14,785
when faced
with an impossible choice.
778
00:42:14,827 --> 00:42:17,788
the good news
for those who utter these words
779
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:22,251
is that god will hear you
and answer your prayer.
780
00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:28,715
the bad news is that sometimes
the answer is no.
781
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:30,884
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