1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,379 Previously on... Desperate housewives 2 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:07,132 sounds to me as if someone'slet go of his rage. 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,593 - Maybe I have. - Well,i haven'T. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,262 Felicia took matters into her own hands. 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:13,889 You want me to call offthe wedding,I'll do it. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,015 I'll do whatever you want. 7 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,267 Karl put the ball in susan's court... 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,229 with your D.U.I. Charge,it could get ugly. 9 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:22,397 While andrew tried to take bree to court... 10 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,441 - there's a father. - He's a kid! 11 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,443 Gabrielle and carlos took the baby... 12 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:27,778 the papers aren't valid anymore. 13 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,738 Do you really wanna leave this beautiful little girl 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,448 with that white trash freak show? 15 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,408 And ran with it. 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,790 louisa pate believed in the power of shame. 17 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:44,169 As a teacher,she had found that the best way to control unruly students 18 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,172 was to instill a strong sense of shame... 19 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:48,882 in their parents. 20 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:54,054 I left trisha alonewith the school hamster for only five minutes. 21 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:59,351 In this boxis all that's left of patches. 22 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,938 For show and tell,timmy decidedto bring in something 23 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:08,151 from your husband's collection of nazi memorabilia. 24 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:12,281 Billy's been threateningto beat up the other kids for their milk money. 25 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:16,535 We found the proceedsin his cubby. 26 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:21,331 Of course,mrs. Pate also knew when it came to unruly children, 27 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,877 some parents had more reason to be ashamed... 28 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,378 than others. 29 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,422 So,um... 30 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:33,010 your message saidthat parker had been involved in some sortof serious incident. 31 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,179 What--what kindof incident? 32 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,471 Yesterday afternoon, 33 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:41,560 parker offered a cookieto cindy lou peeples if she wouldshow him her vagina. 34 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,521 What kind of cookie? 35 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:45,856 What does that matter? 36 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,232 Oh,it doesn'T. 37 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,233 I'm just stalling 38 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,736 becauseI am completely mortified. 39 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,029 The kids were in a broom closet. 40 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:55,365 Our janitor walked in on them just as cindy was lifting up her pinafore. 41 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,075 Oh,my goodness. 42 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,703 I'm sure you've noticedhow obsessive parker can be. 43 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,496 A certain subjectwill catch his interest, 44 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,373 and that's all he'll talk aboutfor weeks and weeks. 45 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:04,917 Oh,right.That happened with dinosaurs. 46 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,920 Oh,yes,we all rememberhis dinosaur phase. 47 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,339 More fondly now than ever. 48 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,593 so you thinkthat now he's obsessed with... 49 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,137 what's underneaththe pinafore. Yes. 50 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:22,518 Look,I thinkhe's just developed a normal curiosityabout the human body. 51 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,810 You need to talk to him. 52 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:27,064 Remind him what's appropriateand what isn'T. 53 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,024 Of course.I will talk to him. 54 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,859 I'll talk to himtill I'm blue in the face. 55 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,528 I promise. 56 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,445 Take care. 57 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:37,366 Yes,louisa pate believed in the power of shame. 58 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,452 She always believed,when someone has that power... 59 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,621 so,mrs. Peeples, 60 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:46,792 you'll never guess what your daughter is willingto do for a gingersnap. 61 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,711 It's a shame not to use it. 62 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:57,970 www.ydy.com/bbs Proudly Presents 63 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:14,903 Sync: YTET-Starry -==www.ydy.com/bbs==- 64 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:31,628 Desperate housewives Season 2 Episode 19 65 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,340 It had been six weeks 66 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:38,218 since andrew van de kamp had declared war 67 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,470 on his mother bree. 68 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:45,142 The final battle was about to be waged at the fairview county courthouse. 69 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,478 Bree knew it was about to get bloody. 70 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,814 What she didn't know was... 71 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,526 the calvary was on its way... 72 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,277 bree? 73 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,863 Whether she wanted them there or not. 74 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:58,530 Eleanor! 75 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,324 Oh,thank god I found you. 76 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,950 This place is a maze. 77 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,619 What are you doing here? 78 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,622 Well,your father and I got a call last night from danielle, 79 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,791 and she said that andrew was taking you to court. 80 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,587 I mean,to say that we were shocked would be an understatement. 81 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,881 Hello,I'm eleanor mason, 82 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,090 bree's stepmother. 83 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,634 You're the lawyer? We should talk. 84 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,719 Uh,no,I'm not her lawyer. 85 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,138 Good. The hair had me worried. 86 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,390 Peter is mom's sponsor from A.A. 87 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,601 Oh,sweetie! 88 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,937 since when are you in A.A.? 89 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,231 It's a recent development. Where's dad? 90 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,274 In chambers with the judge. 91 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,485 What?! Why? 92 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,237 Everything is fine. 93 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,072 The judge agreed to a postponement. 94 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,532 Oh,thank god! 95 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,658 Luckily,he remembered me. 96 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,243 I spoke once at his law school. 97 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,452 Pardon me,sir, 98 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:46,912 I'm your daughter's lawyer. 99 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,374 Just so you know,we've been waiting for this hearing for weeks, 100 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,918 son,I've been an attorney for 45 years. 101 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:57,381 You and I both know how these cases can turn into public spectacles. 102 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:01,134 Our family is perfectly capable of handling this 103 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,136 - ...in house. - Dad,you don't understand. 104 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,847 This has gotten really ugly. 105 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,265 That's why we're here. 106 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,434 We're gonna put this family back together. 107 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,521 Whatever it takes. 108 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,278 and that's when mr. And mrs. Solis, 109 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,406 fearing for the welfare of this helpless child, 110 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,740 fled the hospital. 111 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,368 You mean,they kidnapped her. 112 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,079 Well,technically,that's true,but 113 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,206 given the situation that led up to the rescue... 114 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,041 kidnapping. 115 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,044 Your honor,yes, 116 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:39,840 in retrospect,the plan was a little bit rash,not entirely well thought out. 117 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,216 Idiotic. 118 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,968 can we object to that? 119 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,596 But the child is safe,your honor. 120 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:49,391 And all we ask the court is to allow baby lily 121 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:53,395 a lifetime of the care and love she has been receiving 122 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,356 from the solises. 123 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,110 As much as your story tugs at my heart, 124 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,654 there is the issue of parental rights. 125 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,990 What does the state have to say about this? 126 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:09,369 We have located the biological father-- mr. Dale helm. 127 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,915 Unfortunately,uh,circumstances require that he be out of town. 128 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,583 He's in fort lauderdale today. 129 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,084 On business? 130 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,128 Spring break,actually. 131 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,255 Mr. Helm is a high school student. 132 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:21,381 Charming. 133 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,799 In between keg stands, 134 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:26,261 did the father happen to mention if he plans to waive parental rights? 135 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,305 I've left a number of voice mails, 136 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,642 but the only response I've gotten is a text message 137 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,477 that says 138 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,898 this "blows his mind" and he's extremely "bummed out." 139 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,654 All right... 140 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,156 mr. And mrs. Solis, 141 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,075 since you actually want lily, 142 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,953 it seems you're the lesser of two evils. 143 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,789 I'm granting you temporary custody until 144 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,375 we can get a straight answer from the birth father. 145 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,417 Thank you, 146 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,293 uh,your honor. 147 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,755 In the meantime,try not to steal any more babies. 148 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,049 Oh,we just needed the one. 149 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,266 sweetie? 150 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,561 Um,could you put the crayons down for a second? 151 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,020 We need to talk. 152 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,147 So I spoke to your teacher today, 153 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,483 and she told me about the... 154 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:26,154 cookie deal you made with cindy lou. 155 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,407 Oh. Are you mad? 156 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,492 no,not exactly. 157 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,702 I'm just... 158 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,496 I'm trying to understand why you... 159 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,081 did that. 160 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:39,001 Tommy keenan told me babies come from down there. 161 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,253 It doesn't sound right to me. 162 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,629 Well... 163 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,674 actually,he's kinda right. He's got the concept down. 164 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,176 That's weird. 165 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,720 How's a baby get in there? 166 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:59,062 Daddy will be home from his business trip in a few days. 167 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,814 Why don't you wait for him? 168 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,358 - Okay. - Okay. 169 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,737 Or I can ask tommy's brother. 170 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,821 He's 14, 171 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,865 and he knows everything. 172 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,703 And then the mommy and the daddy, 173 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,914 because they love each other so much, 174 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,665 they hug. 175 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,375 Real tight. 176 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:24,588 And,uh,a seed is magically implanted. 177 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,340 and nine months later... 178 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,842 a baby is born. Here. 179 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,469 What kind of seed? 180 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,680 Oh,that's not important. 181 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,141 I don't believe you. 182 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,143 Parker,I'm your mother. 183 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,896 Mothers don't lie to their sons. 184 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:46,777 Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring youanything for christmas. 185 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,033 I just saw edie drive off. 186 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,326 How long is she gonna be gone? 187 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,161 I don't know.She just went to show a house. 188 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,412 Move. 189 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:00,541 What's the problem? 190 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,168 You mauled mein edie's bed last night. 191 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,504 I think that deservesa conversation. 192 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,257 Well,what's there to talkabout? I'm just a fool in love. 193 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,134 Oh,no!You don't mean that. 194 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,845 Yes,I do. 195 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,013 Look,I realizemy timing's a little off. 196 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,139 a little? 197 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,307 Ugh... 198 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:21,645 the helium hasn't evengone out of the balloons from your engagement party. 199 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,021 okay... 200 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,523 when are you gonna tell edie? 201 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:25,357 Tell her what? 202 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,900 - That the wedding's off. - Is it? 203 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,027 - Well,isn't it? - It's up to you. 204 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,363 Are... are you saying... 205 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,740 that you're gonnago through with this wedding... 206 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,409 unless I tell you not to? 207 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,035 Just give me a commitment,susie Q., 208 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,412 And I'll put a bullet in edie. 209 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,664 This is insane! 210 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,374 Come on. 211 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,627 All thiscan be yours again. 212 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:47,796 Just say the word... 213 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,131 and I let go. 214 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,758 Oh,no!No,don't you dare! 215 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:55,137 You know you want me to.Just say it,susie Q. 216 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,431 You're... 217 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,600 sick! 218 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,021 zach,I'm going to the drugstore. 219 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,398 I'll be back in 20 minutes. 220 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,110 Whoa! Oh! 221 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,126 paul?! 222 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:30,422 I was making cookies,and iheard the most sickening thud. 223 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,341 Are you okay? 224 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,592 There'S... 225 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,969 shortening on my doorstep. 226 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,304 Shortening? 227 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:40,807 That's the last thingyou'd want on your front porch. 228 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,602 It's meant for baking. 229 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,323 She's so adorable 230 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,534 and I just love the name Lily 231 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,035 it wasmy grandmother's name. 232 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,329 So how you holding up?You must be exhausted. 233 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,790 You know,I'm a little tired, but it's not too bad. 234 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,042 Oh,wait a couple months. She'll startsleeping through the night. 235 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,127 Oh,honey,please.Do I look like a masochist? 236 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,964 Firs thing tomorrow,I'm hiringa nanny and a night nurse. 237 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:13,632 No,we're not. 238 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,844 my husband,the comedian. 239 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,471 I'm serious. I don't wantsome stranger raising our baby. 240 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,267 Well,you guys are busy.We should go. 241 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,727 No,it's okay.I'll win this battle later. 242 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,398 We are not gonna besome yuppie couple pawning off our kid on otherpeople. 243 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,149 - End of discussion. - Yeah,you should go. 244 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,403 Yeah.Okay,bye. 245 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:36,321 Good luck. 246 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,245 put down the burrito. 247 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:47,082 What is all this crapabout me not getting help? 248 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,459 Look,a brand-new babyneeds to bond with its mother. 249 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,171 The church knows it,scienceknows it,nature knows it. 250 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,090 We have the money. What is wrongwith getting a little help? 251 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,842 Then I'll be ableto relax once in a while, 252 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,719 and I'll be ableto be a better mother. 253 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,304 You wanna bea better mother? 254 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,180 Do what my mam* did-- 255 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,681 make sacrifices. 256 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,100 My mam* worked her fingers to the bone for me. 257 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:08,270 And that's what put herin an early grave! 258 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,901 Well,thatand the hit-and-run thing. 259 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,660 look,I don't know whyyou want to be emancipated, 260 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,371 and I don't know what you'vebeen doing to drive him crazy. 261 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,706 Bottom line-- 262 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:28,832 it's over. 263 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:32,461 It's now time for you twoto kiss and make up. 264 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,674 And just howare we supposed to do that? 265 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,426 Here's a thought... 266 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,095 just look each otherin the eye and say, 267 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,389 "I forgive you." 268 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,602 that's your solution? 269 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,980 It's actuallya technique invented by this dutch therapist. 270 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,482 I saw him on tv. 271 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,734 He says,if you verbalize forgiveness, 272 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,613 the brain can trick the heartinto letting go of resentment. 273 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:03,075 It really works. I did itwith our cleaning lady. 274 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,870 Um,I'm sorry,dad,but I thinkmy relationship with andrew 275 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:12,084 - is just a bit more complicatedthan-- - would it kill youto at least try? 276 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,585 I'll do it... 277 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,795 for you,grandpa. 278 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,547 That's my boy. 279 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,423 Bree? 280 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,344 Fine! 281 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,720 Yes,um... 282 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,098 so,um,who goes first? 283 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,267 Either or.Doesn't matter. 284 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,229 Mom, 285 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,064 I forgive you. 286 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,482 Andrew, 287 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,068 I forgive you. 288 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,446 That wasn't so hard,was it? 289 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,824 Now don't expectto feel differently right away. 290 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,617 It takes a while. 291 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,911 It took me a weekto forgive esperanza. 292 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,872 But now she's like family again. 293 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,707 Family who stole from us. 294 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,709 So let's get backto the way we were, 295 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:58,172 and forget all this nonsenseabout emancipation. 296 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,341 Um... 297 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:06,722 well,grandpa,I'm--I'm stillgonna need my trust fund. 298 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,099 You see,I-I can't live in a place where I... 299 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,059 I don't feel safe. 300 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,229 What are you talking about? 301 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,524 Well,could you livewith a woman who hits you? 302 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,904 - Bree! - I slapped him once,and he deserved it. 303 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,114 Well,I just asked herto stop drinking. 304 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,199 You were drinking? 305 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,076 She's in A.A.Her sponsor has long hair. 306 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,204 Andrew,I find your concern ironic, 307 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:34,458 given how tanked you werewhen you ran over our neighbor's motherwith your car. 308 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,584 Is she okay? 309 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,045 She's dead! 310 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:38,837 Well... 311 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:42,090 mom watched as her boyfriendcommitted suicide. 312 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,510 And he was the same guy who killed dad! 313 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:48,388 Andrew falsely accused meof molestation... 314 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,308 in a mall! 315 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,732 You know,the technique works best if you don't talk right away. 316 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,195 Okay,let's go. 317 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,613 I don't wannabe late for the movie. 318 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,282 Oh,those are pretty.Who sent those? 319 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,285 What? 320 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,331 "Say the word and I'm yours.Love,karl." 321 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,667 Mom,I knew this would happen when you started hanging around together, 322 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,293 all of your old feeling sresurfacing. 323 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,419 No,his feelings. 324 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,381 He's the one with the feelings,not me. 325 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,048 Uh-huh. 326 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,552 Okay,don't "uh-huh" me. You'renot old enough to do that. 327 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,136 Oh,no?Well,how do you like this-- 328 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,805 I'm not gonna go to the movies with you. 329 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:31,431 You're gonna make mego by myself? 330 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:32,891 Well,you could alwaysask dad to go. 331 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,352 In fact,if you love him so much, why don't you marry him? 332 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:39,106 Oh,wait,you already did. Twice. 333 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,595 Oh,you know what? I think we're gonna needsome napkins with this. 334 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,305 Oh,okay,I'll go back. 335 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,556 Thanks. 336 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,142 My ex-boyfriend's here.If he sees me alone,I'll die. 337 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,394 I'm begging you,please,act like you know me. 338 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:19,771 Susan? Hey! 339 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,566 Mike,hi! what a surprise. 340 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,902 How are ya?Good. 341 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,072 Oh!God,I--I'm being so rude. 342 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,867 Um,mike,I-I want you to meet... 343 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,787 orson hodge. 344 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,123 Nice to meet you,mike. 345 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:43,462 Wow,I can't believe I'm finally seeingthe man himself in the flesh. 346 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,716 So... how'd you two meet? 347 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,094 Oh,god,I've beenher dentist for years. 348 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,847 but last week,I was looking in her mouth 349 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,724 and decidedto stick my tongue in it. 350 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:03,273 I'll see ya,susan. 351 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,402 thank you so muchfor helping me out. 352 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,905 Hey,I'm great in a crisis. 353 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,741 well,I definitely pickedthe right person to sit next to. 354 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,080 Actually,is this seat taken? 355 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,166 - No. - Okay,you can sharemy popcorn. 356 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,962 Um,susan... 357 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,755 this is becky. 358 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,675 I'll probably be sharing her popcorn. 359 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,848 I'll just waittill the lights go out, and then I'll... 360 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,023 while I get this going,can you bring out the buns? 361 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,108 Uh,yeah. 362 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:52,489 - what the hell?- You all right? 363 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,913 This isn't lighter fluid.It's gasoline. 364 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,415 What? 365 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,417 How'd that get in there? 366 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,628 How do you think? 367 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,177 Something smells goodover there. 368 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,513 Well,I don't understand. 369 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,015 Is she trying to kill you? 370 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,642 No,she's tryingto piss me off. 371 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:21,852 Why? 372 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:23,562 I'm not sure yet, 373 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,607 but I do knowI'm not gonna play along. 374 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,776 We got plenty of burgersif you want to pop over. 375 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,404 And bring your appetite. 376 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,373 gaby,the baby. 377 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:49,046 No,I got up twice already.It's your turn. 378 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:52,883 Gaby,I have severaljob interviews tomorrow. I need my sleep. 379 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,802 What about my sleep? 380 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,475 You sleepwhen the baby sleeps. 381 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:04,436 Every 40 minutes? When am I supposedto have a life? 382 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,356 What are you whining about? 383 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,441 You know,xiao-mei doesall the housework around here. 384 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,235 All you have to dois take care of the baby. 385 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,987 Fine,fine,fine! 386 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,160 xiao-mei. 387 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,204 wake up. 388 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:24,122 Mrs. Solis? 389 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:25,707 Something wrong? 390 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,418 the baby won't stop crying, and I haven't sleptfor two days. 391 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,879 Will you please take lily for a while? 392 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,758 oh,come on. I won't make youdo windows tomorrow. 393 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,553 Okay. 394 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,096 What do I do? 395 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,348 Well,she's a baby.You hold her. 396 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,561 You bounce her and, I don't know,maybe sing a little something. 397 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,980 Ahh. 398 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,857 Oh,and xiao-mei, 399 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,192 mr. Solis does not need to know about this,okay? 400 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,528 - Okay. - Okay. 401 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,619 yeah,honey,can youtake that downstairs? 402 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,371 Thank you. 403 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,047 Eleanor,I thought you'd gone to bed. 404 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,633 Oh,no,not yet.I had to do my hair now. 405 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,011 There's never enough timein the morning. 406 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,721 Uh,sit. 407 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,265 There's somethingI have to discuss with you. 408 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:28,937 Your father and ihave decided to take andrew back to rhode islandwith us. 409 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,272 Really? 410 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,399 And whose idea was that? 411 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,026 Andrew'S. 412 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:37,529 But henry and I feelit's the right thing to do. 413 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,283 Absolutely not. 414 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,871 If we leave him here, 415 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,165 the two of youwill wind up in court, 416 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,250 and I'm notgoing to allow that. 417 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:55,255 Do you really think that I am enjoying airingmy dirty laundry in public? 418 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,425 This whole situationis mortifying. 419 00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:00,844 But I can't back downbecause he is my son, 420 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,514 and I need more timeto get through to him. 421 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,474 You never give up. 422 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,270 I've always admired thatabout you. 423 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,021 When you were a kid, 424 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:15,901 you used to makethese peanut butter cookies that were god-awful. 425 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,528 But you kept baking them, 426 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:21,240 and you kept forcing everyoneto eat them. 427 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,536 you were so determinedto get them right. 428 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,455 My mother didn't thinkthey were awful. 429 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,749 When I made those same cookiesfor her, 430 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,376 she loved them. 431 00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:36,547 Well,some peoplepraise children even whenthey don't deserve it. 432 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,549 Oh,but not you. 433 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,802 With you,I had to work forevery kind word I ever got. 434 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,972 Well,you always resented mebecause of my high standards. 435 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,431 No. 436 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:51,395 I resented you because those were kick-asspeanut butter cookies. 437 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,858 We're taking andrew. 438 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,985 Eleanor,please... 439 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,153 he hates you,bree. 440 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:03,073 Your own son. 441 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,702 You know,part of being an adult is admitting 442 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,497 that you've failed, and then moving on... 443 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:13,876 with grace. 444 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:20,048 Do you really think that I ama failure as a parent? 445 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,718 well,I'd love to lieand say something supportive, 446 00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:24,636 but as you pointed out, 447 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,806 that was moreyour mother's thing. 448 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,235 Xiao-mei? 449 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,030 So sorry.I just take break. 450 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,364 Oh,no,xiao-mei,that's okay. 451 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,742 That's okay. I know you were up all nightwith the baby, 452 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,702 and I reallyappreciate it. 453 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:52,122 You know,I'm very grateful for everythingyou've been doing for lily. 454 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:55,751 So to thank you,I bought youa gift certificate to my spa. 455 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,962 And you can take a whole day offand just really pamper yourself. 456 00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:00,464 - Really?- Mm-hmm. 457 00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:01,924 Thank you! 458 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,175 Oh,thank you! 459 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,426 Oh,you're welcome. 460 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,720 All right,lily needsto be bathed and put to bed. 461 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,722 I don't wanna missmy yoga class. 462 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:11,683 Hi. Hi,pretty girl. 463 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,353 Oh,yes,mommy has to go. 464 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,812 Mommy has to go, 465 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:20,025 so she can stay pretty and thinand you can be proud of her. 466 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,779 motherhoodis such a blessing. 467 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:27,199 I hope you getto experience it one day. 468 00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:33,747 becauseit's not a big deal! 469 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,833 - "it's not a big deal"? Okay! - It's not that far away. 470 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:39,002 - Right. Oh,it's notthat far away? - Dude,it--whatever,okay? 471 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,464 You didn't even care to tell me before?Bye. 472 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,011 justin,what happened? 473 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:51,431 Andrew just told me he'smoving in with his grandparents. 474 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,852 They live so far away, I'm never gonnasee him anymore. 475 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:58,063 I'm so sorry. I know that you're good friends. 476 00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:02,651 We're more than friends,mrs. Van de kamp. 477 00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,321 I love him. 478 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,657 Oh. 479 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,577 Why? 480 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,536 Why? 481 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:17,374 Yes.I'd be curious to know just what it isyou see in him. 482 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:22,129 Well,when my parentsfirst heard I was gay, they kicked me out. 483 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:25,340 They said I had debasedthe entire family 484 00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:29,136 and that they couldn'tlove me anymore until I changed. 485 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:30,804 But andrew-- 486 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,682 he said that i should be ashamed of them, 487 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,894 'cause they were too stupidto know how great I was. 488 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,646 That's the thingabout andrew. 489 00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:44,193 He doesn't take crapfrom anyone. How can you notlove someone like that? 490 00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,946 You know,it never ceases to amaze me 491 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,949 how people can turn their backson their own family. 492 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,535 I mean--but it happensevery day,doesn't it? 493 00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,245 I guess. 494 00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:58,415 You know,justin,if youwould be willing to help, 495 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:02,419 I'm pretty sure that I could find a wayto keep andrew from moving. 496 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:05,005 What do you say? 497 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:10,886 I'm home. 498 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:13,347 - Oh,hi. - Hey,mrs. Mccluskey. 499 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,683 So how did everything go? 500 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,185 Fine. 501 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,645 Penny fussed a bit. 502 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,271 I think her molars are coming in. 503 00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:22,314 Oh. 504 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:25,025 And the twinsfought over the remote. There's nothing new there. 505 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,151 No. 506 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:26,902 here's the big news-- 507 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:30,989 parker offered me a fudgsicleif I would show him my vagina. 508 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:37,120 Oh,good god,lynette,relax.I didn't do it. 509 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,456 I just got thisout of the freezer a second ago. 510 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,083 Uh,yeah. Of course.No,sorry. 511 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,794 Apparently,parker wanted to puta sunflower seed inside me 512 00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:45,420 and see if a baby would grow. 513 00:25:45,504 --> 00:25:47,548 Where do kids get this stuff? 514 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,883 Oh... that was me. 515 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:52,719 He was asking aboutthe birds and the bees, and I 516 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,430 fudgeda few of the details. 517 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,976 Well,he's only 7 years old. 518 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,436 I don't think he needsto know everything yet. 519 00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:04,106 I don't wanna rob himof his innocence. 520 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:06,275 Well,now,that's where you're wrong. 521 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:08,402 You get 'emwhen they're young. 522 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,821 Give themall the gory details. 523 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:14,074 And then when they're goodand disgusted,you shame 'em. 524 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:15,576 Excuse me? 525 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:19,413 You tell themsex is dirty and wrong and he shouldn'ttalk about it, 526 00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:21,665 and if he does,he's going straight to hell. 527 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,793 that is ridiculous. 528 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,628 Spoken likea true liberal idiot. 529 00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:29,006 No,I'm notgonna shame my son. 530 00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:32,050 Mm,I'm telling ya,it works. 531 00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:33,802 It keeps peoplein their place, 532 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:36,221 it keeps parentsfrom being humiliated, 533 00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:41,351 and it keeps me fromhaving to spend the afternoon talking about my woo-woo. 534 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:52,779 In your haste to duck out beforethe credits rolled,you... 535 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:56,950 oh,my god!Oh,thank you so much. 536 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:58,243 I stuck a card in there, 537 00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:02,414 just in case you ever wanted to purposely sit next to meat a movie,so... 538 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:06,043 orson,I'm flattered.Uh,really. 539 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,295 you--you don't wanna date me. 540 00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:11,507 I-I mean,my love life is justso complicated right now. 541 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:15,177 Well... no,I won't bore youwith the details. 542 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:19,056 So the ex-boyfriend has no ideayou're secretly married to the ex-husband, 543 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,390 who still loves you, 544 00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:22,684 but unless you give hima reason not to, 545 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,853 is gonna marrythe neighborhood slut? 546 00:27:24,895 --> 00:27:26,355 Did I call edie a slut? 547 00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:28,607 Well,that's overstating it.Edie's not a slut. 548 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:31,944 She's just... popularwith indiscriminate men. 549 00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:33,237 Anyway... 550 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:34,947 yes,those arethe relevant players. 551 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:35,739 Okay. 552 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:38,200 Now I'm absolutelyhorrified that I'm about to saywhat I'm about to say, 553 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:40,869 but there's nobody else I cantalk to who won't judge me. 554 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,121 And sinceyou're a complete stranger, I'll probablynever see you again 555 00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:44,915 unless I randomlyrun into you on the street, 556 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,377 in which case,you'll ignore me'cause you know how crazy I am. 557 00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:51,547 So here goes... 558 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:56,134 I'm having feelingsfor karl again. 559 00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:59,805 does that make mea terrible person? 560 00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:03,183 You wantmy unvarnished opinion? 561 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,018 Lay it on me. 562 00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:06,603 It doesn't make youa terrible person, 563 00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:08,480 but it does make you A... 564 00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:11,358 well... a sucker. 565 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,151 This karl's a coward. 566 00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,863 He wants you to be the heavyand take all the responsibility. 567 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,365 If you're having feelingsfor a guy like that, I say run 568 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,992 ...far,far away. 569 00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:22,202 He lives three houses down. 570 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,414 Hmm.Well,good luck to you,then. 571 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:31,920 but like I said,if you'reinterested in a tooth whitening, 572 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,715 my card'sstill in your wallet. 573 00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:42,097 Xiao-mei? 574 00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:44,975 Xiao-mei? 575 00:28:45,142 --> 00:28:47,269 I'm late to meetmrs. Van de kamp. 576 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,479 I'll be backin a little while. 577 00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:58,906 bree...I'm so sorry I'm late. 578 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,532 Oh,honey,it's all right. 579 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:04,161 I mean,with the new baby at home, I'm surprisedyou made it at all. 580 00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:07,706 Ooh,I'll have a drink.Anything with an umbrella. 581 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,418 So tell me,how are you doing? 582 00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:14,713 I mean,your entire worldmust be turned upside down. 583 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,715 You must be exhausted. 584 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:20,511 You know,it's been challenging,but I-I soldier on. (Chuckles) 585 00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:22,513 so what about you?You look so rested. 586 00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:24,848 I just got a massageat misty spring. 587 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:28,435 Things have beena little tense at home, and I needed an hourto relax. 588 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:30,896 Good for you.I love that spa. 589 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,316 oh,by the way,while I was there, I saw your,uh, 590 00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:35,484 your housekeeper. 591 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:36,985 Xiao-mei? 592 00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,864 Oh,no,you must be mistaken. I just left her. 593 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,241 She's at home working. 594 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:45,911 Are you sure? I was talkingto her in the steam room for about 20 minutes. 595 00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:46,703 - What? - Yeah, 596 00:29:46,829 --> 00:29:49,665 apparently you gave hera gift certificate. 597 00:29:58,674 --> 00:29:59,550 lily? 598 00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:02,386 Lily,mommy's coming! 599 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:07,641 Oh,thank god!Oh,honey,I'm so sorry. 600 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:11,645 I'm never gonnaleave you again. Oh! 601 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,481 Yes. Yes. 602 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,276 I'm home! 603 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,070 My interview got canceled. 604 00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:23,532 oh,that's my little girl. 605 00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:26,577 Your chakra lining up nicefor mommy? 606 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:29,997 That's my girl. 607 00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:33,333 hey,let me take her off your chest so you can do your yoga. 608 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:36,712 No! No,no,no.We're doing just fine. 609 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,547 Aren't we,lily? 610 00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:53,854 bridezilla's got meauditioning wedding bands, 611 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:56,398 and I'm clueless aboutedie's taste in music. 612 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,025 What do you thinkof these guys? 613 00:30:58,150 --> 00:30:59,818 That's why you brought me down here? 614 00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:02,112 Karl,you made it sound likeit was an emergency. 615 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:04,448 It is! I need to have somebodyto dance with 616 00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:08,702 so I can see if these guys have the powerto help me get my groove on. 617 00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,913 Karl...uh-oh! 618 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:12,789 Oh,that's right. 619 00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,083 You like it laid-backand romantic,don't you? 620 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:16,960 Guys,can we playsomething mellow? 621 00:31:17,169 --> 00:31:19,254 No,don't bother,'cause I'm going. 622 00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:22,090 two... 623 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:27,638 - you are so beautiful... - that was nota coincidence. 624 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,393 This was playingthe night we first kissed. 625 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,521 it's our song. Remember? 626 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:37,231 I remember. 627 00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:40,359 I also remember that you are planningon marrying someone else. 628 00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:42,152 Not if you don'twant me to. 629 00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:45,280 Come on,susie Q. 630 00:31:45,322 --> 00:31:47,032 I can see you stillhave feelings for me, 631 00:31:47,032 --> 00:31:50,702 and I know I havenever stopped loving you. 632 00:31:50,786 --> 00:31:51,745 Okay,you want the truth? 633 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,497 I don't knowhow I feel about you, 634 00:31:53,539 --> 00:31:54,832 but I keep looking at you, 635 00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:57,793 trying to see if you've changed,if you've grown up. 636 00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,837 You know what I see? 637 00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:04,383 I see the same weak coward that walked out on methree years ago. 638 00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,718 Of course I've changed. 639 00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:09,346 I don't think so. 640 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:16,770 so I think you shouldprobably stay with edie. 641 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:19,648 and the band is good. 642 00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:22,359 You should hire 'em. 643 00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,642 what the hell? 644 00:32:58,687 --> 00:32:59,897 For god's sakes... 645 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:01,106 what the hellare you doing in there?! 646 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:03,066 This is my house.What are you doing? 647 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:05,152 We're tenting for termites.We got a work order. 648 00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:06,361 Signed by who? 649 00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:08,447 Paul... 650 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:11,533 I've never been so embarrassedin my whole life. 651 00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:13,702 They're supposedto be tenting my house. 652 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:16,580 I must've writtenthe address down wrong. 653 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:20,667 muchachos,mi casa est* aqu? 654 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,503 You've taken it too farthis time. 655 00:33:22,544 --> 00:33:24,087 These little mind gamesare gonna stop 656 00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:25,714 right now! 657 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,635 and ifthey don't,whatcha gonna do? 658 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,346 Blow out your brainslike your wife did? 659 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:34,890 - ahh! - hey,hey! 660 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,185 - Hey,you okay? - Did you hear that? 661 00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,271 He assaulted mefor an honest mistake. 662 00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:43,815 God knows what would've happenedif you hadn't been here. 663 00:33:43,857 --> 00:33:44,525 Let go! 664 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,693 Dad,dad,dad.Come on. 665 00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:49,404 Come on.Come on,okay? 666 00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:58,789 I talked to mrs. Mccluskey,and for god's sakes,parker, 667 00:33:58,956 --> 00:34:01,416 you can't ask people things like that. 668 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,376 Why? 669 00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:04,503 Because... 670 00:34:04,837 --> 00:34:05,963 it's rude. 671 00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:07,130 I said "please." 672 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:09,258 Well,that doesn't matter! 673 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:12,761 You gotta quit talkingto people about their bodies, 674 00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:15,931 and about where,you know,babies come from. 675 00:34:16,014 --> 00:34:20,394 - Why? - because it's notan appropriate subject. 676 00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:21,520 Why? 677 00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:23,605 Because it's not. 678 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:24,940 - Why? - Ugh! 679 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:28,694 Because it's dirty and wrong, and I'll wash your mouth outwith soap! That's why. 680 00:34:30,988 --> 00:34:32,072 In that moment, 681 00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:36,952 lynette saw a look on her son's face she had never seen before... 682 00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:39,163 and she thought of the look he had on his face 683 00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:42,332 when he had become obsessed with dinosaurs... 684 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:44,626 obsessed with baseball 685 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:47,045 and obsessed with trains. 686 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,839 And it occurred to lynette 687 00:34:49,006 --> 00:34:51,633 she didn't need to shame her son. 688 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,762 All he needed was a brand-new obsession. 689 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,932 But I thought you saidwe couldn't have a puppy. 690 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:00,767 Well... 691 00:35:01,143 --> 00:35:03,187 it turns outwe really needed one. 692 00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:04,813 You can go and play. 693 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:07,399 And though she didn't know it at the time, 694 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:09,651 it would be another three years 695 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:15,032 before parker scavo would ever ask about sex again. 696 00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:19,453 Karl. What's going on? 697 00:35:20,162 --> 00:35:21,872 Uh,I'm on my wayto a motel. 698 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:24,875 I-I just wanted to let you knowthat the wedding is off. 699 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,460 It is? 700 00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:28,295 I told edieI wasn't in love with her-- 701 00:35:28,629 --> 00:35:31,590 at least,not in the waythat she deserves. 702 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:33,509 Wow. 703 00:35:35,302 --> 00:35:36,512 Why did you changeyour mind? 704 00:35:36,595 --> 00:35:38,138 I mean,I hope it wasn't because of me,because I told you-- 705 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:40,265 it wasn't for you. 706 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:42,518 No? 707 00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,853 You were right. 708 00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:46,688 I have been a coward. 709 00:35:46,855 --> 00:35:48,190 I was a coward three years ago 710 00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:51,401 when I walked out on the two most important peoplein my life. 711 00:35:51,443 --> 00:35:54,363 And I was being a cowardwith edie. 712 00:35:54,655 --> 00:35:57,741 I mean,to even consider marrying her 713 00:35:57,825 --> 00:36:03,622 when I know what real passionand real love feels like. 714 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:09,253 Anyway,I-I-I just thoughtI'd let you know. 715 00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,548 Karl... 716 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:17,636 you look pretty beat up. 717 00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:21,515 why--why don't you...why don't you come in and... 718 00:36:21,598 --> 00:36:23,267 we'll crack opena bottle of wine. 719 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:25,018 Come on. 720 00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:31,859 All right,here we go. 721 00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:33,443 This is the lastof andrew's things. 722 00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:36,572 Once we tape up these boxes,we can start loading the car. 723 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:37,948 I'm proud of you,bree. 724 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:39,950 You're being awfully bigabout this. 725 00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:43,412 Well,I have to admit,I was a bit upset at first. 726 00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:44,872 But then it hit me. 727 00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:47,666 You're his grandparents. You should bond, 728 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,252 get to know the real andrew. 729 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:52,171 oh,dad,I-I forgot to warn you. 730 00:36:52,254 --> 00:36:54,047 These are someof andrew's adult videos. 731 00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:57,259 I don't approve,but boys will be boys. 732 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,890 Oh,henry,stop looking at that filth. 733 00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:05,100 I don't get it. 734 00:37:05,642 --> 00:37:07,269 Where are the women? 735 00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:09,146 What are you talking about? 736 00:37:09,188 --> 00:37:11,481 This is all just a bunch of... 737 00:37:11,523 --> 00:37:12,983 naked men. 738 00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:16,111 Sweet mother of god.What the hell are they doing? 739 00:37:16,278 --> 00:37:19,031 I don't know,and I don'teven know what I'm looking at. 740 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:22,701 Henry,this is pornographyfor ho-homosexuals. 741 00:37:23,035 --> 00:37:25,370 Oh,shoot! I wish youhadn't gone through that. 742 00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:27,581 Now we have to havean unpleasant conversation, 743 00:37:27,623 --> 00:37:29,875 and we were havingsuch a nice time. 744 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,293 Bree,is... 745 00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:33,837 is andrew... gay? 746 00:37:33,879 --> 00:37:35,964 Oh,dad,andrew hates labels. 747 00:37:36,048 --> 00:37:37,216 I'm sure it's just a phase. 748 00:37:37,299 --> 00:37:38,759 Excuse me, 749 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,803 but he has a magazine titled"leather daddies in love." 750 00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,847 That does not sound likea phase to me. 751 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:49,102 Maybe not,but it's no longer my concern now that he'll be livingwith you. 752 00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:54,483 We have to havea serious talk. 753 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,777 Let's don't freak outabout this. 754 00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:58,737 The dutch therapist says-- 755 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:02,699 forget the dutch therapist!In the kitchen! 756 00:38:02,741 --> 00:38:04,660 now! 757 00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:14,086 hey,where's grandma and grandpa? 758 00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:15,838 I need to startloading up my stuff. 759 00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:18,382 Oh,they,uh,they already left. 760 00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:20,551 Wait... they left? 761 00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:21,635 Without me? 762 00:38:21,635 --> 00:38:23,887 Uh,yeah,they wrote you a letter. 763 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:32,729 It seems they came acrosssome personal items of yours that, um, 764 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:33,981 upset them. 765 00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:36,066 They're taking awaymy trust fund? 766 00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:37,234 They can't do that! 767 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:38,819 Well,actually they can. 768 00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:43,031 I mean,it's their money todispense with as they see fit. 769 00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:45,325 I knowit doesn't seem fair,but-- 770 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:48,579 no,it's really unfair. In fact,it sucks. 771 00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:51,123 What--what am I supposedto do now? 772 00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:53,750 Well,now that you can't affordto become emancipated, 773 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:56,336 I guess you're gonnahave to stay here with me. 774 00:38:57,713 --> 00:39:00,507 Andrew,we can make this work. 775 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,385 We just haveto let go of our anger. 776 00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:06,346 No. 777 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:13,478 Oh,I,um,had a chance to have a nice chatwith justin the other day. 778 00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,439 He really seems very sweet. 779 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,776 I've invited him overfor dinner tonight. I hope you don't mind. 780 00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:31,872 Now I wish I hadn'ttorched our wedding photos. 781 00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:36,084 who would've thought, after everythingthat's happened, 782 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:38,545 that we would'veended up back here again? 783 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:40,756 It's beenone hell of a ride,huh? 784 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:43,133 Yeah. 785 00:39:44,510 --> 00:39:46,303 so how do you feel now? 786 00:39:46,637 --> 00:39:48,096 About us? 787 00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:51,892 I feel good. 788 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:53,810 I feel happy. 789 00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:55,854 You're not havingsecond thoughts? 790 00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:59,483 I can't believe you actuallywant to talk about feelings. 791 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:00,901 You really have changed. 792 00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:03,153 Hey,this is the new karl,baby. 793 00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:05,364 He's not afraid to cry. 794 00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:10,828 hello? 795 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,831 oh,hi,edie. 796 00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:15,290 Uh... 797 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,167 yeah,he's here. 798 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,043 Hold on. 799 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,753 how doesshe know you're here? 800 00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:21,338 I don't know. 801 00:40:22,923 --> 00:40:24,174 hi. Ahem. 802 00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:29,263 Yeah,I just came by to helpjulie with her civics homework. 803 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,265 Uh-huh. 804 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:34,685 Okay,I'll take care of it.What kind of juice do you want? 805 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:36,854 Right. Bye,bye. 806 00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:39,648 Are you getting juicefor her? 807 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:41,191 Yeah,just one carton. 808 00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:43,318 You rippedthe woman's heart out. 809 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:45,195 Why would she want juicefrom you? 810 00:40:45,237 --> 00:40:47,823 Okay. now don't freak out, 811 00:40:47,865 --> 00:40:50,826 but this breakup issort of a work in progress. 812 00:40:50,868 --> 00:40:52,202 She doesn't know? 813 00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:53,912 Will you calm down?I can explain. 814 00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:58,083 So if edie doesn't know,then that means that you just cheatedon her... 815 00:40:58,167 --> 00:40:59,168 with me! 816 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:00,794 You made me the other woman! 817 00:41:00,836 --> 00:41:01,879 Please don't be angry. 818 00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:03,213 I tried to break up with her, 819 00:41:03,255 --> 00:41:05,174 but because I wasn't sureyou wanted me back, 820 00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:07,050 the words just wouldn'tcome out of my mouth. 821 00:41:07,092 --> 00:41:09,219 Now that I know thatyou want me and love me again, 822 00:41:09,303 --> 00:41:10,637 it's a done deal. 823 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:14,266 get out of my house,you miserable son of a bitch! 824 00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:15,434 can't we talk about this? 825 00:41:15,517 --> 00:41:17,853 No,just get out!Get out! 826 00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:18,896 Susie,susie! 827 00:41:19,021 --> 00:41:20,689 Our marriage was garbage! 828 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:23,400 - Stupid,disgusting pile of garbage! - No,no,don't say that. 829 00:41:23,442 --> 00:41:26,028 And I regret everything that came of it!Don't do this right now. 830 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:27,946 Ugh! Except you,honey.You're my rock. 831 00:41:28,113 --> 00:41:30,032 Ooh,out! Get out! 832 00:41:30,115 --> 00:41:32,034 I...ugh! 833 00:41:32,242 --> 00:41:34,870 I promise you I'm gonna break upwith edie and make this right. 834 00:41:34,953 --> 00:41:36,371 I'll call you when it's done. 835 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:38,332 Don't bother!I won't pick up. 836 00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:51,845 we've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of. 837 00:41:52,054 --> 00:41:56,725 Some of us have fallen for the wrong man. 838 00:41:56,892 --> 00:42:01,563 Some have let go of the right woman. 839 00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:07,945 There are those who have humiliated their parents... 840 00:42:08,028 --> 00:42:12,866 and those who have failed their children. 841 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:16,703 Yes, we've all made mistakes that diminish us 842 00:42:16,829 --> 00:42:19,665 and those we love. 843 00:42:19,748 --> 00:42:21,500 But there is redemption 844 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,837 if we try to learn from those mistakes... 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net