1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,832 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 3 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,961 - Zach's gone from Silvercrest. - Hungry? 4 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:06,062 Sometimes... 5 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,265 If I don't get help, I will lose my mind. 6 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,504 - Where can I score some nanny? ...no matter how hard you try... 7 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:14,512 FBI! Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest. 8 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,105 ...some problems... 9 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:18,844 - Sorry, you are...? - You've met Maisy Gibbons? 10 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,978 - She's a nightmare. - Maisy loves to rule her kingdom. 11 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,249 You are unhappy with our sex life. 12 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:27,225 You're not getting something but you're afraid to ask. 13 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:30,228 ...can't be easily solved. 14 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:38,737 To understand Maisy Gibbons, 15 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:43,139 you first ned to know how she spent her afternoons. 16 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,701 Her mornings were spent running errands for her husband. 17 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,304 Hi. 18 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,145 Her evenings were spent helping with homework. 19 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:53,685 OK, so, nine plus one is... 20 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,982 But her afternoons, 21 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:59,855 well, they were spent in the company of men. 22 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:05,959 Frustrated, misunderstood, 23 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:11,436 lonely men, willing to pay money to fel a little less lonely. 24 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,766 And Maisy Gibbons was willing to help them. 25 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:19,778 Maisy, I've always wondered. Nobody knows about your little hobby, do they? 26 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:22,508 - Mm-mm. - Is it hard? 27 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:27,019 - Keeping a secret like this? - Well, maybe if it was just my secret. 28 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:32,617 But the way I see it, I keep the secrets of every man who comes to me. 29 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:36,025 And I find that absolutely exhilarating. 30 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,222 A few years back, Harold lost his job 31 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:42,564 and we had to give up our membership at the country club. 32 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,604 And then one day one of my club friends 33 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,765 asked why she hadn't seen me around. 34 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:53,780 I told her that we couldn't afford it any more. 35 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:59,683 She waved it off like it was nothing, but I saw her get that look in her eye, 36 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:02,687 that look of... pity. 37 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,223 Maybe she was just trying to be nice. 38 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,988 Anyway, is that so bad, feeling sorry for someone? 39 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:12,428 When they say something, they are being supportive, 40 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,592 but when they say nothing, 41 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:18,000 they think you're so far gone, you're never coming back. 42 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:19,162 Gotcha. 43 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:24,199 Anyway, a couple months later, I started my little hobby, 44 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,939 and the most wonderful thing happened. 45 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:30,505 This woman's husband became one of my regulars. 46 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:31,880 Wow. 47 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,612 [Doorbell] 48 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:38,555 Oh, would you be a lamb and go out the back? 49 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,691 - That's my next appointment. - Sure. 50 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:45,356 It's the husband of the woman I was telling you about. 51 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:51,534 - Hello, there. - Hey, Maisy. 52 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:44,586 Every morality play has its cast of characters. 53 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,427 There is always an innocent victim, 54 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:52,020 a deceitful villain, 55 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:55,794 a prosecutor who seks the truth, 56 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:59,963 a magistrate who dispenses justice 57 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,634 and a lawyer who charges too much. 58 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:10,547 This morality play was being produced at the Fairview County Courthouse. 59 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:14,485 Its themes were trust and betrayal. 60 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,114 So what's your issue with bail in this case, Ms McCready? 61 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,625 We want bail denied, Your Honor. 62 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:24,288 The company imported goods manufactured by slave labor. 63 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:27,855 His business partner, Mr. Tanaka, has fled the country, 64 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:31,164 and Mr. Solis has refused to surrender his passport. 65 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,831 Dog ate your client's passport, Mr. Hartley? 66 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:36,340 It's been temporarily misplaced, 67 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:41,675 but we maintain that Kisho Tanaka set up and executed the entire operation. 68 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:45,775 Mr. Solis is no business partner but merely a hired contractor. 69 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:49,049 I'd also like to point out my client is the sole provider 70 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:53,387 for his wife and his mother, who is hospitalized in a coma as we speak. 71 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:57,395 Bring me the passport and Mr. Solis can visit his mother. 72 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:03,265 Until then, your client is denied bail and remanded. What's next? 73 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,371 Finish those Brussels sprouts. 74 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,500 I can see them hidden under your macaroni. 75 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,943 I hate Brussels sprouts. 76 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:17,039 Well, Brussels sprouts help you grow. 77 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:20,051 You don't want to be short your whole life, do you? 78 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:25,682 You know what we'll do? We're gonna dip 'em in a little cheese. Here you go. 79 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,386 - Good. Yummy. - Disgusting! 80 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,827 Fine. Be 3'8" the rest of your life. 81 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,831 See if I care. Good luck finding girlfriends. 82 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,630 - Didn't you have a lunch? - I'm gonna cancel it. 83 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:40,434 The boys are in rare form, and you're still finding your way. 84 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,701 Lynette, it's been two days. 85 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:46,939 I... don't want to shock them by suddenly disappearing. 86 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:50,777 - Deep down they're very sensitive. - That's a paper airplane. 87 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:54,011 They'll be fine. Now go. Get out of here. 88 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:59,057 You call me if you need anything. 89 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,958 - I will. - OK. 90 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:05,462 Boys! Come here and give Momma a three-bear hug. 91 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,796 Come on. Whoo! One, two, three... 92 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,368 Get in! Get in! 93 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:13,098 - [All] Bye, Mom. - Bye. 94 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,663 - Bye! - OK. 95 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:21,276 - [Susan giggles] - Watch you hands! 96 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:25,044 I'm gonna eat upstairs. I've got a ton of homework. 97 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,552 What, are you storing up for winter? 98 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,180 I'm just really hungry. 99 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:33,087 I talked to Dad, and he and Brandi might break up. 100 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,753 Oh, how awful. 101 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:39,525 - Mom, you're smiling. - Am I? 102 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:45,094 Anyway, he can't take me this weekend, so I'll be home after all. Goodnight. 103 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:52,004 Oh, great. Our romantic weekend's off. 104 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:55,740 - We can move it to my house. - No. 105 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,214 Why not? 106 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:00,785 I just want it to be special. 107 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,253 And it can't be special at my house? 108 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:08,282 OK, I know this sounds weird, but I just need to have my things around me. 109 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,852 - What things? - Perfumes and oils. 110 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:14,126 I wanna pick out the outfit you're gonna tear off me. 111 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,567 And plus I need to be in complete control of the lighting. 112 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:20,571 OK. We'll wait till next weekend. 113 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:23,471 You are just the sweetest guy. 114 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:32,679 - I can't wait till next weekend. - No, me neither. 115 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,845 Tomorrow? I've got an early job and that's it. 116 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,584 My publisher's got me under the gun for something. Friday? 117 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:43,719 - I'm re-piping a house. - Damn Karl! 118 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:47,755 Not even married any more and he's still keeping me from having sex. 119 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:53,636 I can't hide you in my room for ever, and I think we need to tell my mom. 120 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:56,367 You can trust her, I promise. 121 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,672 You didn't tell her what I told you? 122 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:01,372 No! I would never tell anyone that. 123 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:06,776 - What are you doing? - I don't wanna cause problems. 124 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,822 I'm just gonna go. 125 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:12,789 Zach, stop. Don't go. 126 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,588 I won't tell her. 127 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:20,230 I swear I'll be out of here soon. 128 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,995 I'll think of something, OK? 129 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:37,874 - Hello. - Why are you up? 130 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,817 I could ask you the same question. 131 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,583 I'm going to bed. 132 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,857 I didn't ask you to wait up for me. 133 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:51,090 Remember, I'm here as our children's father, not your husband. 134 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:59,060 What are you doing? 135 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:01,629 Were you with a woman? 136 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,603 Did you tell her you have a wife or does that hinder your style? 137 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,672 All right, even if I was seeing someone, I have every right to. 138 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,911 Exploring options is the point of being separated. 139 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:18,150 - Options! I'm not a mutual fund, Rex. - Oh, that's not... 140 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,322 Bree, you should get out there, try and meet someone. 141 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:28,331 Meet someone? I'm raising your children. 142 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:31,267 I am just trying to move on with my life. 143 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:34,203 - It is nothing to be ashamed of. - Oh, OK. 144 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:38,141 Why don't you just call up your mystery woman and invite her over? 145 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:41,611 I'll pull out the sofa bed and you can take her right there. 146 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:45,082 Andrew! Danielle! Daddy's gonna fornicate for us! 147 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,312 Just keep your voice down. 148 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:50,878 Why? Are you feeling ashamed? 149 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,993 The next morning started with a banging. 150 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:09,801 No one knew where Martha Huber was, and Edie Britt was starting to worry. 151 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,605 Edie didn't like worrying. She felt it gave her wrinkles. 152 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:17,308 So, out of concern for her face, and Mrs. Huber, 153 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:20,716 Edie decided to find out what was going on. 154 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:28,751 Yao Lin, listen. It's very important that we find Carlos's passport. 155 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:33,059 I already looked through his office. I need you to search the bedroom. 156 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,156 What? 157 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:39,761 With Mr. Solis in jail, how you gonna pay me? I have children. 158 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,967 Yao Lin, your kids are in their twenties. 159 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,602 But if it'll make you shut up... 160 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:52,015 Here. Three weeks in advance. 161 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,050 If you don't mind, can I call your bank? 162 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:59,251 Yao Lin, don't be stupid. People don't become poor overnight. 163 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,990 That's my car. Oh, my God. 164 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,433 Hey! 165 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:15,469 Hey! What are you doing? Where are you taking my car? 166 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,771 The government's impounding it. 167 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,971 Call that number if you have any questions. 168 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,053 Oh, my word. 169 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,983 You call this a paint job? 170 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,895 I don't want to see it again till it's perfect! 171 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,000 I wonder what's going on over there. 172 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:53,067 Claire did OK yesterday. It could have been beginner's luck. I should call. 173 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:56,637 For the first time in years you finally have some free time, 174 00:11:56,749 --> 00:12:00,913 and you're wasting it obsessing about the kids. 175 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:09,790 I don't know this woman. So she has a degree in sociology. Who doesn't? 176 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:13,354 My boys are a lot to handle. What if she's not up to it? 177 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:17,926 If you really have that many doubts, you should go buy a hidden camera. 178 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,800 What, a nanny-cam? 179 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:23,831 Yeah. People do terrible things when they think no one's watching. 180 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,434 Yeah. 181 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,708 I couldn't tape Claire. It would be a breach of trust. 182 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,114 Trust is overrated. 183 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:39,783 So... how are things with you and Rex? 184 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,954 Fine. Why do you ask? 185 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,828 I'm just curious. He moves out, moves back in. 186 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,333 Is he back for good? 187 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:56,101 The situation is... fluid. I'm not certain what his plans are yet. 188 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,400 Huh. 189 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:05,246 So if you're not sure he's back for good, why are you ironing his shirts? 190 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:11,119 Because I have faith that he'll come back and that he'll do the right thing. 191 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:15,819 That's good. It's good to have faith in people. 192 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,386 Yeah. 193 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,955 But I'd still buy that camera. 194 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:48,985 - Hello? - Mike? My oven's out. 195 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,189 Come over and help me find my pilot light. 196 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,233 [# Al Green: Here I Am] 197 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,762 - # Lay all my trouble down - # Down 198 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:07,478 ♪ Here I am, baby Come and take me 199 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:12,381 ♪ Here I am, baby Won't you come and take me? 200 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:16,113 ♪ Take me by the hand 201 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:20,420 ♪ Show me Here I am, baby... 202 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,990 [squeals] 203 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,033 Oh, candles. 204 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:38,672 ♪ Here I am, baby Come and take me 205 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:43,681 ♪ Here I am, baby Come and take me... 206 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,080 ♪ Take me by the hand 207 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,382 [music continues] 208 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,560 Mike, is that you? 209 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,425 I'm up here! 210 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,683 Mike? 211 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,715 Ah! 212 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,257 - Oh, my God! Oh, God. - What the hell? 213 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,124 I'm so sorry. I thought someone was in the house. 214 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:08,189 - So you took your clothes off? - No, I was going to seduce you. 215 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,259 - Didn't really work. - Oh, I'm sorry. Are you OK? 216 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,397 Well... 217 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,640 Please don't be mad. 218 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,043 Hey, there. 219 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,448 Zach? What are you doing here? 220 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:48,169 Later that day, while Claire was out getting the boys wired on ice cream, 221 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,698 Lynette did some wiring of her own. 222 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,875 You can't do this. You can't send Zach back. 223 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,080 What else can I do? He can't stay here. 224 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,657 His father sent him to a psycho ward. 225 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,784 Actually, they call it a rehabilitation center. 226 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,466 - What do you think? - Paul is his father. 227 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,832 He has a right to know his son's OK. 228 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:55,771 If he finds out you're hiding him, you could get in a lot of trouble. 229 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,672 He's right. Sorry, guys. 230 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,975 Don't do this. If you knew what Zach had been through... 231 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:05,175 Julie. Julie, it's OK. I'll be fine. 232 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,022 I'll take him back over so you two can... 233 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:17,152 Listen, if Paul sees Zach and freaks out... 234 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,163 - I'll bring him right back. - Thank you. 235 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:31,576 Young lady, we need to talk about what you did. 236 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,271 I don't feel like talking to you right now. 237 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,249 Listen, Zach... 238 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:51,521 If things ever get really bad... 239 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,962 It's got my cell number on it. 240 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,229 Give me a call... any time. 241 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,964 Thanks. 242 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,341 Oh, thank God. 243 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,984 - How did you...? - We'll talk later. 244 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,220 Remember, any time. 245 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,415 - I heard you moved back home. - Yeah, I had to. 246 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:48,943 We had some problems with Andrew. I'll move out eventually. 247 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,785 - Spikes or pearls? - Your choice. 248 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:56,418 You know what I think? You don't really want to leave her. 249 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,463 - Don't psychoanalyze me. - You're still in love. 250 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,761 - I never said I wasn't. - Why divorce? 251 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:06,202 So now you're rooting for us two crazy kids to work it out? 252 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:12,806 You know me. I'm just a romantic at heart. 253 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,004 Scarves or cuffs? 254 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:20,346 Up to you. Even if I could find a way to deal with 255 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:24,216 Bree's obsessive-compulsive thing, it's not the only problem. 256 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,917 As you know, I have certain needs. 257 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,693 Boots or stilettos? 258 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,027 Stilettos, please. 259 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,665 Why don't you just tell Bree what you need? 260 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,533 Tell her what you want. 261 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,010 - Because she'd say no. - So? 262 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:50,911 I've said no to some things you've asked me to do. 263 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,544 Yeah, that's different. I don't care if you reject me. 264 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:05,091 Rex, would you trust me on this? 265 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:09,429 Sometimes when you love somebody, 266 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,560 you just gotta make sacrifices for them. 267 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,105 Love or passion. That's an awful choice to make. 268 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,039 Yes, it is. 269 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:25,244 I have to warn you, this might hurt a little bit. 270 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,113 Ah! 271 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,187 How am I supposed to live without a car? 272 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,755 Tanaka's still at large and they want Carlos to flip on him. 273 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:46,634 This is their way of playing hardball. I'm guessing that they're not done yet. 274 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:50,971 - Why? What else could they take? - Pretty much anything. 275 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:54,739 It's all fair game if they can trace it to ill-gotten gains. 276 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:59,545 No, some of this stuff is mine, when I modeled, before I even met Carlos. 277 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:04,179 See this? Kosta Boda. I bought it when I landed my first cover. 278 00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:08,191 This... I spent eight hours on a rock in a bikini for that painting. 279 00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:10,591 - I understand how you feel. - You don't. 280 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,859 I have dug myself up from dirt to afford these things 281 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:16,263 and no one is gonna take them away. 282 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:21,602 Then find a good hiding place. They can't take what they can't find. 283 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:25,143 And if you can scare up that passport, that would be good. 284 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,106 [Doorbell] 285 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,514 - Oh. Hi, Gabrielle. - Hi. 286 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:34,744 - What have you got there? - My china. 287 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:39,951 You've always loved it. I thought you might wanna borrow it for a while. 288 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,994 Oh. Well, that's... very thoughtful of you. 289 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:46,564 Say, can I store some odds and ends in your garage? 290 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:48,963 Sure. Why don't you come by tomorrow? 291 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,525 Sooner's better than later. 292 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:33,772 [Rex grunting] 293 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:39,609 - [Rex] Just like... - [Maisy] Come on now. 294 00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:42,380 [Rex] Yes! Ah! 295 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,685 [Rex gasps for breath] 296 00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:48,852 - Rex? - [Thud] 297 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,292 - Rex? - [Gasps] 298 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,456 Rex! 299 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:01,330 I need an ambulance... right away. 300 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,645 [Phone rings] 301 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:19,718 Hello? 302 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:23,488 Yes, this is she. Yes, he's my husband. 303 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:35,171 I'm here to see Rex Van de Kamp. Apparently he had a heart attack. 304 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,572 He's being prepped for surgery now. 305 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:40,668 Could I at least poke my head in? I'm his wife. 306 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:43,179 - You're his wife? - Yes. Why? 307 00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:48,179 I was thinking of a different patient. Let me get the doctor. 308 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,900 As Claire prepared for bed, 309 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:15,070 she was unaware that somewhere else in the Scavo house 310 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:19,913 the day she had just finished was starting all over again. 311 00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:32,962 Lynette was relieved to se that Claire was doing a good job. 312 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,964 [Squeals of delight] 313 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,005 [Cheering] 314 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,232 [Barks] 315 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,935 - After further viewing... - Three-bear hug. 316 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,534 ...it dawned on Lynette... 317 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:54,013 ...Claire might be doing herjob a little too well. 318 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:16,933 Here's the candles I borrowed. 319 00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:19,476 Thanks. 320 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,842 I'm trying to read, if you don't mind. 321 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:26,213 I cannot believe, after everything you did, you're mad at me. 322 00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:31,185 I told Zach that he could trust you and you turned him in. 323 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,451 Well, someone had to be responsible. 324 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:37,723 Like it or not, I've got a birth certificate that says I'm your mother. 325 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,525 - Since when? - What is that supposed to mean? 326 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:44,329 Since Dad left, if there's been a mother here, it's been me. 327 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,097 Julie! 328 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:52,501 After the divorce you stayed in bed for a week and I had to beg you to eat. 329 00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:54,702 Yeah, but... 330 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,976 I had to clean the house, make sure the bills were paid, 331 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,415 even schedule my doctor's appointment. 332 00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:04,079 - I was in bad shape back then. - It's still going on. 333 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:07,921 And now that I need some support, you decide to play the mom card? 334 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:12,293 I had to send Zach back. We could have gotten in a lot of trouble. 335 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,628 Now Zach's the one who's in trouble. 336 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:17,793 You sent him back to a man who hates him. 337 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:30,514 As Gabrielle considered the vast emptiness of her new surroundings, 338 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:35,884 she was surprised to find there was only one thing she truly missed... 339 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:39,781 ...her husband. 340 00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:42,617 [Doorbell] 341 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,566 We have a warrant to enter your house 342 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:55,971 and repossess any goods we suspect may have been obtained... illegally. 343 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,537 We're not into clutter. 344 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:08,111 All right. Harvey The Flying Turtle. Doesn't this look fun? 345 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:11,019 - Where's Claire? - I gave her the afternoon off. 346 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:13,557 - Who wants to turn pages? - Is she sick? 347 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:17,652 No. I just wanted us all to spend the day together, like we used to. 348 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:21,721 Here we go. "Once upon a time there was a young turtle named Harvey." 349 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,999 "Harvey told the other turtles 'I'm going to fly off and see the world."' 350 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:29,905 "The other turtles said 'Turtles can't fly!"' 351 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:33,239 It's getting good now, huh? 352 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:39,642 - Well, what's wrong? - Claire does funny voices. 353 00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:44,278 Does she, now? OK. 354 00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:49,022 "Harvey didn't like the turtles laughing so he told them 355 00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:53,030 [squawking] 'I'll show you! I will fly higher than the birds."' 356 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:58,400 - That's not funny. - Yeah, well, I'm just warming up. 357 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:03,237 "Bruno, the big bad turtle, took Harvey up on the cliff and threw him over." 358 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:09,338 "He proclaimed 'We'll see if you can fly! Fly or die! Fly or die!"' 359 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,679 When's Claire coming back? 360 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:19,218 What happened to your nails? 361 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:23,158 Oh, I... I moved all our stuff to keep it from the Feds. 362 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:28,194 It kills me that I'm putting you through this. 363 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:31,564 Hands on the table. 364 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:37,938 It's not your fault. You didn't do anything wrong. 365 00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:41,773 I'll take care of everything until you're back to do it yourself. 366 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,678 And you will be soon. 367 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:48,879 I gotta be honest. I didn't know how you would hold up. 368 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:52,150 I knew you were a strong woman, but I had no idea. 369 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:55,192 You're a good wife, Gaby. A real partner. 370 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:59,687 Oh, Carlos, I love you so much. 371 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:02,426 I would give up a houseful of expensive junk 372 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:06,265 just to put this behind us and have you home with me. 373 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:08,703 That sounds pretty good right now. 374 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:14,637 - I'm gonna kiss my husband now. - Hands on the table. 375 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:24,551 There's a false panel on the back wall of my closet. 376 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:28,057 My passport is there, along with some papers. 377 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:32,426 Take the passport to the lawyer and burn the papers. 378 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:50,377 Carlos, did you know what Tanaka was doing? 379 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:56,211 Just burn the papers. 380 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:13,760 Hey, Lynette. Did Martha Huber leave a spare key to her house with you? 381 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:18,468 No. Where is she, by the way? I haven't seen her in days. 382 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:21,977 You got me. She kicked me out so fast that I forgot my laptop, 383 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:26,881 and there's just some stuff on there that I don't want anyone else to see. 384 00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:30,284 Oh. Well, good luck with that. 385 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:39,194 You're not looking half bad. What have you done with your little posse? 386 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:43,633 - They're with the new nanny. - Wow. Your own personal nanny? 387 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,704 Smell you. 388 00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:49,467 Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be. 389 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:52,668 Our mothers didn't get us nannies or put us in daycare 390 00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:55,940 because they knew if they did we'd find out 391 00:31:56,014 --> 00:32:00,348 there are other women out there who were better mothers than they were. 392 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:03,182 I had a nanny for a while growing up. 393 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:06,018 - Mrs. Muntz. - You had a nanny? 394 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:10,288 Well, actually, she was more like a court-appointed social worker. 395 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:15,765 My mom did a little time. She had a thing for bourbon and... shoplifting. 396 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:17,732 Oh. Sorry. 397 00:32:17,802 --> 00:32:21,169 Muntz was a hard-ass. No mercy. 398 00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:25,107 In fact, she was such a disciplinarian that when my mom made parole, 399 00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:27,700 I was actually happy to see her. 400 00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:29,677 Really? 401 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,215 Yeah. Lesser of two evils. 402 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:35,615 - Huh. - Anyway, I gotta find a key. 403 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,780 - See you later. - Bye. 404 00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:42,887 Thanks for your help with Zach before. 405 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,260 It's my pleasure. I hope he comes out of this OK. 406 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:49,698 He's a little squirrelly, but he seems like a good kid. 407 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:51,894 Yeah. 408 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:55,964 So, how's Julie taking all this? 409 00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:01,068 Not well. She accused me of not being a good mother. 410 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,306 No, you're a great mom. 411 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,872 Well, she was sort of right. 412 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:11,043 After my divorce, I really leaned on her a lot. 413 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,915 Seems natural. 414 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,722 And I still kinda do it. 415 00:33:18,863 --> 00:33:22,162 I just want somebody to talk to about all my adult stuff, 416 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:25,895 and she's right there, and she just acts so mature, 417 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:28,268 I forget she's thirteen. 418 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:31,706 Well, the good news is that from now on, 419 00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:36,837 if you ever want to talk to somebody about grown-up stuff, you got me. 420 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,686 I can't talk to you about everything. 421 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,950 Oh? 422 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:50,085 What if I want to talk about the big crush I have 423 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:53,324 on the plumber that lives across the street? 424 00:33:53,431 --> 00:33:56,423 - Big crush, huh? - Oh, yeah. 425 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:59,365 Well, you'd have to tell me more. 426 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:04,999 Well... he's got a smile that's to die for. 427 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:08,944 And don't get me started on his tattoo. 428 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:15,849 Thanks. 429 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,718 [Doorbell] 430 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,258 Oh, Bree. 431 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:29,993 What a nice surprise. 432 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:32,194 Would you like to come in? 433 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:35,000 Well, that depends. 434 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,565 Are you having an affair with my husband? 435 00:34:44,148 --> 00:34:47,879 - Would you like some more potatoes? - You already asked me that. 436 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:54,653 Sorry. I'm so relieved you're safe, I'm not thinking straight. 437 00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:58,183 Does that mean you're not gonna send me back to Silvercrest? 438 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:01,595 You've gotta understand, your behavior, the violence, 439 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:05,033 breaking into the Van De Kamps... 440 00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:07,798 I just didn't know what you were going through. 441 00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:10,066 You could have asked me. 442 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,168 Well... 443 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:16,973 I've been remembering things. 444 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:21,611 Things from when I was little. 445 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,889 - What kind of things? - Awful things. 446 00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:33,129 Zach, listen to me. Sometimes it's not good to look back on the past. 447 00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:37,668 But I can't help it. These images just keep popping into my head. 448 00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:40,932 You've got to find a way to push them back out again. 449 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,571 OK. 450 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,444 More potatoes? 451 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:55,075 Yes, please. 452 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:07,660 Sure is nice to be back to normal. 453 00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:21,836 You should know that Rex still loves you... very much. 454 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:26,942 - He said that? - Yes. 455 00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:30,952 [Sighs] 456 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,389 Then why is he so unhappy? 457 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:38,223 He has certain needs, and he's afraid to discuss them with you. 458 00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:41,730 Needs? Like... sexual needs? 459 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:43,857 Yes. 460 00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,564 And have you fulfilled those needs? 461 00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:57,072 I see. 462 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:04,411 You are pretty brazen for a woman who just admitted, 463 00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:07,650 however tacitly, that she just slept with my husband. 464 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:10,785 If I told anyone, they would never speak to you again. 465 00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:14,058 You're not gonna tell a soul. 466 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:18,261 Yeah, you may hate me, but you'd hate the humiliation a lot more. 467 00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:23,739 Oh, I don't hate you, Maisy. I pity you. 468 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,810 - Hi. - Oh, hey, Lynette. 469 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:33,941 - You heading out now? - Yep. 470 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:37,454 I'll be home late, so just the usual routine. 471 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:41,116 - A nap for Penny and... - No sugar after five. I got it. 472 00:37:41,225 --> 00:37:43,318 You're the best. 473 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:48,756 Oh, one more thing. Since the boys are having corndogs for dinner, 474 00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:53,235 I'd like you to make sure they get a vegetable to go with it. 475 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:58,533 - Brussels sprouts? - They're full of iron. 476 00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:02,772 - Make sure they clean their plates. - Not a problem. I have this trick. 477 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,873 - I cover the veggies with some cheese. - Ooh. You sly dog. 478 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:18,059 That night Lynette settled in to watch her personal pick 479 00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:20,891 for fel-good movie of the year. 480 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:25,126 You need to eat your Brussels sprouts. 481 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:29,536 - Brussels sprouts? Disgusting! - I don't want this! 482 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:34,007 Hey! Yes, you do! Don't throw them. 483 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:37,911 - Hey! Hey, stop it! - I hate Brussels sprouts! 484 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,246 You guys, stop it! 485 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:44,220 - Do not throw them at me. Cut it out! - [Children yelling] 486 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,381 [Monitor bleeps] 487 00:38:57,201 --> 00:38:59,294 Hey. 488 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,705 Hey. 489 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:07,469 They operated, huh? 490 00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:16,511 They sure did. 491 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:20,446 How'd it go? 492 00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:26,762 It went well. The surgeon says you're gonna be as good as new. 493 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,527 - You look like you've been crying. - I have. 494 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:41,539 I was so afraid you were gonna die. 495 00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:45,775 There's so many things I haven't had a chance to tell you. 496 00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:51,552 - I'm sorry you were so worried. - That's OK. 497 00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:55,056 How are you now, Rex? 498 00:39:55,126 --> 00:40:00,564 Are you strong enough to listen to the things I need to tell you? 499 00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:02,724 Sure, hon. 500 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:11,297 I know you still love me. 501 00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:17,572 Maisy told me. 502 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:22,143 She did? 503 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:32,919 As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife. 504 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:37,592 I am gonna go out and find the most vindictive lawyer I can find, 505 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:41,068 and together we are going to eviscerate you. 506 00:40:41,138 --> 00:40:43,732 I am gonna take away your money, 507 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:47,767 your family and your dignity. 508 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,445 - Do you hear me? - Bree... 509 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:56,486 And I am so thrilled to know that you still love me. 510 00:40:58,055 --> 00:41:01,149 Because I want what's about to happen to you... 511 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,262 ...to hurt as much as is humanly possible. 512 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:16,066 I'm so glad you didn't die before I got a chance to tell you that. 513 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:40,826 Trust is a fragile thing. 514 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:45,900 - Bye, guys! - Bye, Mom! 515 00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:50,863 Once earned, it affords us tremendous fredom. 516 00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:59,415 But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover. 517 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:08,550 Of course, the truth is, we never know who we can trust. 518 00:42:14,598 --> 00:42:17,999 Those we're closest to can betray us. 519 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,404 Police, open up! 520 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:27,467 And total strangers can come to our rescue. 521 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:35,578 In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves. 522 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:39,817 It really is the simplest way 523 00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:43,018 to kep from getting burned.