1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,026 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 3 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:06,470 - I know why my mom killed herself. - Secrets were revealed. 4 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,973 I think we should go to the police. 5 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:12,602 - Relationships got complicated. - What are you doing here? 6 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:15,647 - You think she's cheating on you? - I think so. 7 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:17,615 We got a call about a break-in. 8 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:20,208 I've seen a lot but this is something else. 9 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:23,983 - And the mystery... - Why did you do this? 10 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,149 - I don't know. ...depened. 11 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,824 Suburbia is a battle ground, 12 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:39,072 an arena for all forms of domestic combat. 13 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:44,367 Husbands clash with wives, parents cross swords with children. 14 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:47,537 But the bloodiest battles often involve women 15 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,842 and their mothers-in-law. 16 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:53,443 The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed, 17 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:57,614 and Gabrielle had ben losing ground to Juanita ever since. 18 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:02,491 From the prenuptial agrement which she reluctantly signed... 19 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,793 to the selection of wedding music she despised... 20 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,439 to the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted, 21 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:19,239 Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another. 22 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:25,380 And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair, 23 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:28,477 it had become increasingly apparent, in this war... 24 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,954 Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market. 25 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:34,152 ...no prisoners would be taken. 26 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,093 Thank you, Yao Lin. 27 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:40,792 I don't see why you have her. 28 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,926 It's a big house. I need help. 29 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:47,939 It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself. 30 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,101 I supervise. 31 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:55,011 - You pay her $300 a week. - Mm-hm. 32 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,948 That's $15,000 a year. 33 00:01:58,017 --> 00:02:02,420 Carlos, you always say you're not putting away enough for retirement. 34 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,390 Baby, it would be a good idea to cut back on expenses. 35 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,858 You want me to take care of this place alone? 36 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,987 Other women manage. 37 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,635 Ahem. 38 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:35,218 That's nice. 39 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:38,847 - You like that? - Oh, yeah. 40 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,860 God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos. 41 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,989 What do you mean? 42 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:49,364 Well, since I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking 43 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:54,031 and the cleaning and all the shopping like the other wives, 44 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:58,373 I'm gonna be exhausted at night, just like all the other wives. 45 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,245 Till I build up my stamina, of course. 46 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:05,148 And that might take a couple of years. 47 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:18,162 Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war... 48 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,132 - Good morning, Carlos. - The maid stays. 49 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:27,629 Never underestimate your enemy. 50 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,743 Of the many suburban rituals, 51 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:17,016 none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale. 52 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,091 Shoppers come to sift through 53 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,093 the discarded belongings of someone they don't know, 54 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,597 in hopes of finding bargains they don't really ned, 55 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:29,657 each so determined to save a few pennies 56 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:33,001 they often miss hidden treasures. 57 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,942 - Hey, Paul. - Hi, Susan. 58 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:42,470 I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale. 59 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:45,381 She got it for doing charity work. 60 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,410 Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more than is necessary. 61 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:54,051 That makes sense. I just wanted to make sure you didn't want it for Zach. 62 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,823 Something to remember his mother by. 63 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:59,921 Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother. 64 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:05,198 I'm out of newspaper. Here. Let's call it ten bucks for everything. 65 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:10,140 Great. Speaking of Zach... I haven't seen him around lately. 66 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:14,441 He's been a bit depressed. I sent him to stay with relatives. 67 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:17,277 - Oh. Which ones? - You don't know them. 68 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:21,684 - How did you get the fat lip? - The usual way. 69 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:24,484 Asking too many questions. 70 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,226 - Did you find out where Zach is? - No. 71 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,098 But he's not staying with relatives. 72 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,969 It could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with. 73 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,043 Don't worry about it. I'm not letting her out of my sight. 74 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:46,236 Who the hell is that? 75 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:49,440 Do you think that's the guy she's having an affair with? 76 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:54,509 Carlos, a guy she talks to in public isn't someone you're gonna worry about. 77 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,885 So it's someone that she doesn't talk to. 78 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:00,823 Do I have to beat up every guy in town? 79 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:04,727 Marriage takes work. 80 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:08,324 Course he's playing it close to the vest. Paul knows we're onto him. 81 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:12,871 Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something he'd done. 82 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,840 Is there anyone who'd know what he was talking about? 83 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,741 No. We have to find him. It's the only way we'll know. 84 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,870 Zach is such a sweet kid. 85 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,642 I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible. 86 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:27,482 He did break into your house. He's obviously troubled in some way. 87 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:35,652 Severe depression, borderline personality disorder. 88 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:41,023 - Zach is a deeply troubled young man. - I'm aware of that. 89 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:45,036 - What are you giving him? - Antidepressants and a mood stabilizer. 90 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:46,230 Good. 91 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:48,174 I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy to help unearth... 92 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,608 I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy to help unearth... 93 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:53,236 I don't think so. 94 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:59,509 Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely. 95 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,782 Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs. 96 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,653 No new treatments without my permission. 97 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:14,461 I think this is going to be a great version of Little Red Riding Hood. 98 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:20,028 It is your involvement that makes the plays here at Barcliff so special. 99 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,007 Thank you. 100 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,873 I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting 101 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,779 to our parent coordinator, the amazing Maisy Gibbons. 102 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:35,648 Thank you, Miss Truesdale. Now before everyone leaves, 103 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,918 we have new copies of the script up here. 104 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:42,893 Tilda and Frances and I went to the rehearsal yesterday, 105 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,420 and we were a little troubled by the ending. 106 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,865 Killing the wolf. It sends the wrong message to our kids. 107 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:54,873 We believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort. 108 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,341 [Laughs] 109 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:03,940 - Do you find something amusing? - I'm sorry. I thought you were kidding. 110 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,645 - No. - Oh. OK. 111 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:12,952 In our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw, 112 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:16,688 and the woodsman will take out the thorn and send Mr. Wolf on his way. 113 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:19,822 I'm sorry. Aren't we doing Little Red Riding Hood? 114 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:23,027 - Yes. - You know that the wolf is a bad guy? 115 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:25,228 He eats Little Red's grandma. 116 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:29,138 If you let him go, he's gonna chow down on other defenseless old ladies. 117 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:33,303 - I'm sorry. And you are? - I'm Lynette Scavo. 118 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:36,848 My twins just joined. They're playing oak trees. 119 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,407 Oh, of course. Lynette. 120 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:44,182 Let's see. You are signed up to take tickets the night of the show, right? 121 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,693 - Yeah. - Well, with all due respect, 122 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,990 let's leave the creative suggestions 123 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:53,065 to the mothers who have assumed the heavy lifting. 124 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,966 Sure. Whatever. 125 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:01,734 I must say I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together. 126 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:05,800 My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day. 127 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,073 She sounds nice. 128 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:11,878 - Hey. - Oh. Hey there, you two. 129 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,146 Hi, John. 130 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,984 Mrs. Solis. 131 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:20,252 I wasn't aware you two were friends. 132 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:25,457 - Yeah. We go to the same school. - Of course you do. 133 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,761 We'll be upstairs in my room studying. 134 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,199 Have fun. 135 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,775 Doesn't it make you nervous? A boy alone upstairs with Danielle? 136 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:42,780 I don't worry about John. Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club. 137 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,285 Coffee's a little hot. 138 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:58,793 Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers. 139 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,395 She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach 140 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:07,666 and hiding the truth. 141 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:11,801 She hoped that finding one would lead to the other. 142 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:18,179 To succed, Susan would have to be evasive herself. 143 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,241 [Doorbell] 144 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,589 - Susan. Long time no see. - Mrs. Greenberg. 145 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:30,594 Do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas? 146 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:35,258 - I need those back. - Gosh, honey, I'm fresh out. 147 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,134 - But I could run to the store. - Oh, forget about it. 148 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,469 It's not that important. 149 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:46,136 But since I'm here, do you still have that hatchback sitting in your garage? 150 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:49,578 - Can I borrow it tomorrow? - You want to borrow my car? 151 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,514 Just for a couple of hours. 152 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,747 I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick? 153 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,448 Yes, I think so. I learned in college. 154 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,683 It's like riding a bike, right? 155 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:03,661 - I'm not sure, dear. - It's just for a couple of hours. 156 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,664 I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year. 157 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:11,967 I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far. 158 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:16,098 - We're making excellent progress. - Thank you. I feel good about it. 159 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:20,669 But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet. 160 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,647 Oh, really? Like what? 161 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:30,418 Um... I've told Dr. Goldfine in our private sessions 162 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,083 that I'm not happy with our sex life. 163 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:41,926 And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse, 164 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,866 you're not as connected as you could be. 165 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,767 - Connected? - Yeah. 166 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:50,467 Like you're thinking about other things. Is your hair messed up? 167 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,478 Did you buy the toothpaste? You're just not there. 168 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:57,640 This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem. 169 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,847 So we were talking and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up. 170 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:05,890 This is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple 171 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,926 on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having. 172 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:11,462 I have an excellent referral. 173 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:15,261 And what would this sexual surrogate person do? 174 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,767 - She would coach us. - She? 175 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,771 She's very discreet. You'll hardly notice she's there. 176 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:26,402 Oh. So she would be in the room with us while we make love? 177 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:30,676 Yes. Helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential. 178 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:36,216 - Do you have any questions? - Just one. 179 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:39,155 How much longer is your mid-life crisis going to last? 180 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,786 Because it is really starting to tick me off. 181 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,640 Right. Everyone's down for a nap. 182 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,906 We've got no more than an hour. Let's get cracking. 183 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,346 Five-card draw. Nothing wild. 184 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,717 - How is it going with Mike, Susan? - It's going, finally. 185 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,350 We have a date next week. He's taking me to see a play or something. 186 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:17,691 Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy production of Little Red Riding Hood? 187 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,527 Oh, that's right. The twins' stage debut. 188 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,294 - Are they having fun? - Sure. They play oak trees. 189 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,098 I have to deal with the drama behind the scenes. 190 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,141 - You've met Maisy Gibbons? - She's a total nightmare. 191 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,869 - I shouldn't have challenged her. - Oh, dear. 192 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,639 Now no one on the play committee wants to talk to me. 193 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,875 Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom. 194 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,408 Hasn't changed since Girl Scouts. Girls smile at you to your face 195 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,650 then make fun of you 'cause you're not shaving your legs yet. 196 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:48,090 - [Car horn] - That wouldn't happen in Boy Scouts. 197 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,993 When I worked with men, I preferred how they fought. 198 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,587 A guy takes his opponent on face-to-face, 199 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,725 and once he's won, he's top dog. 200 00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:00,171 - It's primitive but it's fair. - And a lot less sneaky. 201 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:03,867 Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this? 202 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,344 It's science. Sociologists have documented this stuff. 203 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,711 Well, who am I to argue with sociologists? 204 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,954 Wow, this guacamole has got a kick. 205 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:21,288 I'm gonna run to the little girl's room. You go ahead. I might be a while. 206 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,454 I hate playing three-handed poker. Let's take a break. 207 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,624 - I'll play. - You play poker? 208 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,569 - I used to play with my grandfather. - Pull up a chair. 209 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,696 You're just playing for chips? 210 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:37,435 My grandfather used to say it's always more fun to play for money. 211 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,977 - Why not? 50 cents a bet? - Make it a buck. 212 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,479 Three raise limit, $20 buy-in. 213 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:15,880 - Mrs. Solis! What are you doing? - Why haven't you returned my calls? 214 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:20,008 - I've been busy. - I've seen who you've been busy with. 215 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,646 Danielle? Come on. She's just a friend. 216 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,452 Before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, 217 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,083 I can do things to you she can't even pronounce. 218 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:33,063 A lot of good it does me with your mother-in-law following you around. 219 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,033 Maybe we should just cool it for a while. 220 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,035 No, John, please don't say that. 221 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,799 I have everything under control. 222 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,171 Now give me a boost. 223 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,715 Hey. So what did I miss? 224 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,913 Not much. Just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls. 225 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,067 I'm sorry I'm late. 226 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:17,973 As I'm sure you've all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis. 227 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,740 Which means we are now in need of someone to do the costumes. 228 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,272 I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Are there any volunteers? 229 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:29,447 - I'll do it. - Really? Do you know how to sew? 230 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,955 Absolutely. 231 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,152 Well, great. Thank you, Lynette. 232 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:46,467 OK. So now that I'm going to do some "heavy lifting", 233 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:50,770 I believe I have the right to talk about the changes made to the script? 234 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,681 Um... 235 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,182 Ladies. 236 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:03,243 We grew up with Little Red Riding Hood, and survived it, scary stuff and all. 237 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,257 So I say to hell with political correctness. 238 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:10,522 Let our kids experience this classic like it was meant to be enjoyed. 239 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:14,190 Let's kill the damn wolf and just put on the best show we can. 240 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:23,706 Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech. 241 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,711 - But I believe that ship has sailed. - No! It hasn't. 242 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,976 We still have time to change the ending back. 243 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,248 And you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale. 244 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,482 I don't think it will upset the children. 245 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,049 - I think you're wrong. - That's what's great about democracy. 246 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,391 Everyone's entitled to their opinion. 247 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,296 Also, everyone has a right to vote. 248 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:52,167 So all in favor of the woodsman going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass. 249 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,480 Dr. Goldfine. 250 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,421 - Bree. - You're dining alone? 251 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,516 - Actually, I am. - What a coincidence. So am I. 252 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:25,290 Seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves. Shall I pull up a chair? 253 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:30,392 Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients. 254 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,834 Oh. 255 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,705 Oh, I get it. I'm so sorry. Of course. It's inappropriate. 256 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:42,771 It's just that after yesterday there's so much I need to say because... 257 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,080 I suppose it can wait. 258 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,211 No, Lynette, I'm sorry. Juanita's taking a bath. 259 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,015 How much did she win from you? 260 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,315 Jeez! 261 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,891 Yeah, I guess she'll take a check. 262 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,392 OK. All right. Bye. 263 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:33,954 - What was that about? - Your mother is quite the card shark. 264 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,296 You let her play cards? How long did she play? 265 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,597 Not that long. Why? 266 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,400 Carlos, what is it? 267 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:50,739 I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem. 268 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,744 Was this before we were married? 269 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,447 Yeah. It was bad. 270 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:03,156 She went into debt. Dipped into her savings, started hocking jewelry. 271 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,288 Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game. 272 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,959 It doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon. 273 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,526 I know she seems like a very strong woman but... 274 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,072 She has a major weakness. 275 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:21,204 Honey... Oh... It's OK. 276 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,043 You were right to tell me this. 277 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:28,483 And you understand I have to treat this as a session. 278 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,544 Of course. That's fine. 279 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,456 - Shall I include the meal? - Oh, no. We'll split that. 280 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,891 OK. 281 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,757 So let's talk about yesterday. 282 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:46,065 Do you think there might have been some truth in what Rex said? 283 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,867 No, I don't. 284 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:52,569 Bree, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression 285 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,908 to distance themselves during the act. 286 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,048 Do you see me as some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? 287 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:59,916 Do you see me as some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? 288 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:04,321 - I love sex. - All right. 289 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:08,621 I love everything about it. The sensations. The smells. 290 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,161 I especially love the feel of a man. 291 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,494 All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. 292 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:17,500 And then when you add friction! 293 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,729 Mm! 294 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,363 The tactile sensation of running my tongue 295 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,136 over a man's nipple ever so gently. 296 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:28,737 And then there's the act itself. Two bodies becoming one, 297 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,816 and that final eruption of pleasure. 298 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,211 The only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. 299 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:39,746 Obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm not a fan. 300 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,853 Can I get you something? 301 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,396 Uh... just the check, please. 302 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:49,160 Sir, you haven't ordered yet. 303 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,532 Oh. 304 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,835 - We're not shopping? - Let's stop here for lunch. 305 00:22:56,942 --> 00:23:01,470 This place has the best buffet in town. All-you-can-eat crab legs. 306 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:06,314 - Oh, no! - What's wrong? Let's go. 307 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:10,616 It's late. They're only holding the suede mini for me until 2:00. 308 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:14,090 If we stay I'll never make it. We'll just have lunch at the mall. 309 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:17,719 Wait. Uh... I'm really in the mood for crab legs. 310 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:22,392 - Drop me off and you can come back. - It might take over an hour. 311 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:25,027 It's a buffet. There's no rush. 312 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,612 Hi, John. Motel. Ten minutes. Be there. 313 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,348 All right. Off you go. Thanks. 314 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:47,414 Lynette, I noticed you forgot the coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap. 315 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:50,051 Yeah. That was a creative call. 316 00:23:53,331 --> 00:23:57,859 I'm in the middle of a crisis. If I don't take shortcuts I'll never finish. 317 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,303 Jordana Geist manages to get her work done. 318 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,738 She runs the concessions, paints the sets, 319 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:07,677 and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband. 320 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:09,611 We can't have the students suffer 321 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:13,640 just because you don't understand the concept of time management. 322 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:17,119 The kids won't suffer without a clump of fur on their heads. 323 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:23,259 OK. I'll make a creative call. We'll cut the oak trees. 324 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,229 That forest is looking a little dense anyway. 325 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:31,264 - My boys are the oak trees. - Are they? 326 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:35,863 Well, I wouldn't worry. We'll find something for them to do backstage. 327 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,102 That's where the real action is. 328 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:43,045 - I'll finish the costumes. - Well. Crisis averted. 329 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:55,049 - You have lost your mind. - I checked up on Silvercrest. 330 00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:57,720 It's a treatment center for troubled kids. 331 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:01,265 I create the distraction, you blend in and find Zach. 332 00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:03,993 How could I blend in with messed-up teenagers? 333 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:07,970 I don't know, Julie. Pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little. 334 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,541 Come on. Work with me here. 335 00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:14,134 When this is over, we need to talk about your parenting skills. 336 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:18,046 OK, fine. You don't want to help me, I'm not gonna force you. 337 00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:20,674 It's not that I don't want to. It's just... 338 00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,220 Why does this mean so much to you? 339 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:25,688 'Cause Mary Alice was a wonderful person. 340 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:30,251 And now all anybody thinks is that she did this terrible, selfish thing. 341 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,660 And I think there's more to it than that. 342 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:38,294 She was my friend, Julie, and I owe it to her to find out the truth. 343 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,209 Juanita, what's wrong? 344 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,287 Juanita? 345 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:09,424 I didn't go to the buffet. I went gambling instead and I lost. 346 00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:13,402 How much did you have on you? It couldn't have been much. 347 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:16,099 I used Carlos' credit card. 348 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:20,304 - OK. How much did you charge? - I don't know. It stopped working. 349 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:24,678 What do you mean? This thing has like a $15,000 credit limit. 350 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,545 Oh. 351 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:37,252 [Knock on door] 352 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:52,438 The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms. Can I bunk with you? 353 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,012 Bree, what are you doing here? 354 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:59,345 It's a little chilly out here. Do you mind if we discuss this inside? 355 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,381 Come on in. 356 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,159 Sure is nice and toasty in here. 357 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:19,735 - You look amazing. - Thanks. 358 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:22,363 I was hoping you'd notice. 359 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:29,003 Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz, but it has all the essentials. 360 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:41,992 - I don't know what to say. - Then perhaps you should say nothing. 361 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,621 Rex? Baby... 362 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:16,990 - I just need a minute. - What? 363 00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:23,090 Sweetie, just leave it, will you? Just leave it. 364 00:28:40,318 --> 00:28:43,185 OK, baby. Where were we? 365 00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:45,313 I told you to leave it. 366 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:48,426 I'm sorry. I just... 367 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:52,827 Oh, come on. Are you gonna make a big deal about this? 368 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,566 You know... 369 00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:03,164 to tell you the truth, now is not really a good time for me. 370 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:15,920 It's obvious you've never had to remove a cheese stain. 371 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,253 Bree, I totally understand. Yeah, I already tried Susan. 372 00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:29,492 And Gaby can't sew. Seriously, I'm gonna be fine. 373 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:32,730 Yeah. Ow! Thanks anyway. Bye-bye. 374 00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:36,705 I'm a little ahead with my painting if you need some help. 375 00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:40,800 Oh, Jordana, you are a life-saver. Thank you. 376 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:43,403 Here. These pieces need trim. 377 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:46,780 I'll help for as long as I can but I have a lot on my plate tonight. 378 00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:49,285 I have to make 25 mini quiches for my book club. 379 00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:53,791 You're not human. You were sent by aliens to make humans feel inadequate. 380 00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:58,662 Seriously, how do you cram it all in? 381 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:04,533 - Can you keep a secret? - Um... sure. 382 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,982 That's ADD medication. My kids take this. Or they almost did. 383 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:22,484 I thought it calmed you down. 384 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,522 Has the opposite effect if you don't have ADD. 385 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,922 Ever chug a pot of Turkish coffee? 386 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:31,418 You're taking your kids' medication? 387 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,987 Once in a while. Do you want a couple? 388 00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:38,831 Oh, that's very kind of you but I just smoked some crack a little while ago. 389 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:41,337 I'd better not mix. 390 00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:49,010 I'll sell some jewelry, pay off the card, and Carlos will never find out. 391 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,572 - You would do that for me? - Why wouldn't I? 392 00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,709 For starters, you hate me. 393 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:58,517 Oh, that is overstating it... a little. 394 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:04,823 The bottom line is, no matter how much I dislike you, I love Carlos more. 395 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:12,195 If Carlos finds out, he'll be devastated. I don't wanna see him hurt. 396 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:16,797 Don't believe I'm a good person, but believe I care about my husband. 397 00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:22,044 Fine. To heck with it. 398 00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:26,139 I'm not gonna risk my neck to protect you. I'm calling Carlos. 399 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,949 Juanita might have ben the gambler of the family... 400 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,324 Wait. I believe you. 401 00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:41,023 ...but Gabrielle was the one who knew how to bluff. 402 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:52,406 Hi. I'm Susan Mayer. I have an appointment to see Dr. Sicher. 403 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:55,173 Yes, he's expecting you. Let me get him for you. 404 00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:10,525 - Hi. I'm Dr. Sicher. - Susan Mayer. 405 00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:13,392 So you're doing research for a children's book? 406 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:15,261 I sure am. 407 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,140 Zach? 408 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:32,673 Oh. Hi, Julie. 409 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:38,913 - What's wrong with you? - Just all the pills they make me take. 410 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:43,259 They kinda make me sleepy. 411 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:46,295 - What are you doing here? - I came to see how you were. 412 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:50,824 And to ask you something. Look, I don't have much time. 413 00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:53,703 What is it? 414 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,603 You told Mrs. Van De Kamp your mom killed herself 415 00:32:56,674 --> 00:32:58,767 because of something bad you did. 416 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:01,879 What were you talking about? 417 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:08,577 After my mom died, I started remembering things that happened when I was little. 418 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,883 - What happened to Dana. - Dana? Who's Dana? 419 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,689 What are you doing here? 420 00:33:17,795 --> 00:33:20,320 I was just visiting my friend. 421 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,629 This patient is not allowed visitors. 422 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,071 I guess I have to go. 423 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:32,069 I am so sorry, Zach. 424 00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:50,754 Hi. 425 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:56,130 I don't want to disturb you. I just left some important papers here. 426 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:02,232 - What are you doing? - I'm repairing a chipped mug. 427 00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:05,002 Why don't you just buy a new one? 428 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:08,011 Because I think it's better to fix what you already have. 429 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:14,076 Listen. Um... 430 00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:20,155 - About what happened today. - You humiliated me, Rex. 431 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:22,692 For no good reason. 432 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:26,194 - I'm sorry. - I was there. I was willing. 433 00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:31,395 - Normal men don't say no to that. - You... You upset me. 434 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:35,371 See, I don't think that's the reason. 435 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,072 After I left the motel, I did some thinking about us and our sex life. 436 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:44,239 I realized there has been a disconnect. 437 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:46,840 - But it's coming from you. - That's ridiculous. 438 00:34:47,785 --> 00:34:50,083 For years we've been making love 439 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:52,884 and you've started to ask me something then stopped. 440 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:56,960 - What are you talking about? - You are unhappy with our sex life 441 00:34:57,061 --> 00:35:00,622 because you're not getting something but you're too afraid to ask. 442 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:04,395 My problem is that you can't stop thinking about the housework. 443 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:07,302 Then take me right here, right now. 444 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:11,171 The house is spotless. There are no burritos around to pull my focus. 445 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,711 - I'm not in the mood. - Why not? 446 00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:20,182 We haven't had sex for months. Most men would be climbing the walls by now. 447 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:24,516 - Please don't do this. - Rex, whatever you want. 448 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:28,787 I will go there with you. You just have to say it out loud. 449 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:32,090 Tell me. What do you want? What do you need? 450 00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:35,462 I need for you to stop talking like this. You sound like a whore. 451 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,661 No, I sound like a woman whose husband won't touch her. 452 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:51,646 Rex, after Mary Alice killed herself, it all hit me. 453 00:35:51,749 --> 00:35:55,344 We all have our secrets. I think it's time for you to tell me yours. 454 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:10,263 I'm going. 455 00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:28,074 That night, while most of Wisteria Lane dreamt the night away, 456 00:36:28,152 --> 00:36:32,486 Lynette was in the middle of her own personal nightmare. 457 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:37,392 Determined her boys would not miss their fairy-tale debut, 458 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:41,556 Lynette had stayed up 18 hours straight, sewing. 459 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:47,593 But she began to fear her story would not have a happy ending. 460 00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:58,772 Luckily for Lynette, she had a magic potion handy. 461 00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:04,515 And once she had taken it... 462 00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:11,487 the magic kept working... 463 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:17,461 and working... 464 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:22,399 and working. 465 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:29,570 It wasn't until noon that Lynette finally took a break, 466 00:37:29,647 --> 00:37:34,675 and the reality of what she had done began to sink in. 467 00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,549 My. What big eyes you have. 468 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,186 I'm going to the store. Do you need anything? 469 00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:48,891 I'm fine, thank you. 470 00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:54,102 So what's been going on with her? Have you found anything out yet? 471 00:37:54,171 --> 00:38:00,735 Actually, the more I watch her, the more I think she's not stepping out on you. 472 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:04,975 - Really? - Yeah. She's not perfect, Lord knows. 473 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:08,450 But she loves you. I can tell. 474 00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:10,520 [Sighs] 475 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:14,523 Mama. You don't know what a relief it is to hear that. 476 00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:20,522 You know, it's funny. I really think she loves you, too. 477 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:22,725 Oh? 478 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:28,704 I got concerned when I heard you played poker with her friends. 479 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:32,966 So I told her about your little problem. 480 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:38,547 You told her about my gambling problem? 481 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:42,312 Don't be mad. I just didn't want you slipping into old habits. 482 00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:46,948 - She was very concerned about you. - She knew? 483 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:57,428 I don't get it. You and Zach never went to school with anybody named Dana. 484 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,492 He didn't say we went to school with her. 485 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:03,939 - Did it sound like a relative? - It sounded like "Dana". 486 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:07,034 Unless he was using a code, that's all I got. 487 00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:11,275 OK, give me a break here. I'm just grasping at straws. 488 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:16,878 I'm sorry. I'm worried about Zach. It's really creepy in there. 489 00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:20,582 - Can't we get him out? - Honey, that's up to his father. 490 00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:26,287 - Then I want to visit again. - That's not a good idea either. 491 00:39:26,397 --> 00:39:28,797 Why? 492 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,598 I just have a feeling. 493 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,713 Juanita was now more convinced than ever 494 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:49,275 that her treacherous daughter-in-law was having an affair. 495 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:52,948 But the question remained, with whom? 496 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:09,501 And suddenly... 497 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:14,100 Juanita remembered it wasn't the men Gabrielle talked to 498 00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:16,270 that she had to worry about. 499 00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:26,589 Hey, Jordana, Maisy. Here are the costumes. Right on time. 500 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:29,285 Thank you, Lynette. 501 00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:36,556 This is a bit awkward. There has been an oversight with the programs. 502 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:40,000 Celia Bond is still credited with costumes. 503 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,164 They forgot to tell the printer. 504 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,265 Uh-huh. 505 00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:50,109 Who is "they", as in, "they forgot to tell the printer"? 506 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:55,809 That would be me. I'm sorry. 507 00:40:55,886 --> 00:41:00,255 But I was so overworked this week with all the script changes you demanded. 508 00:41:00,357 --> 00:41:02,882 Uh-huh. Well, these things happen. 509 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,564 Be right back. 510 00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:12,400 Would you do something with this? It looks like road kill. 511 00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,839 OK, lady, that's it. 512 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:22,235 - I beg your pardon? - We have kids the same age. 513 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:25,577 There are years ahead of us having to deal with each other. 514 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:29,779 So instead of playing petty games, why don't we put an end to this right now? 515 00:41:29,854 --> 00:41:33,722 - What are you saying? - Let's take it outside. 516 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:37,352 - Let's take what outside? - Your sorry ass. We're throwin' down. 517 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:40,226 - You are crazy. - Just being practical. 518 00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,094 Isn't it better to settle this 519 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,532 rather than endure all this alpha-mom crap 520 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:47,160 until our kids graduate? 521 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:50,332 Come on. I'll even let you take the first shot. 522 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:03,810 - I don't have time for this. - Yeah, I didn't think so. 523 00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:07,618 And just so you know, next spring, when we do Bambi, 524 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:12,389 his mother's gonna take a slug to the heart and you're gonna like it. 525 00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:24,704 The search for power begins when we're quite young. 526 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:30,975 As children, we're taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil. 527 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:37,578 But as we get older, we realize that nothing is ever that simple. 528 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:41,522 Traces of evil always remain.