1 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:31,231 Nice. Sorry, good catch. 2 00:00:31,438 --> 00:00:34,464 Boys, lunch is ready. 3 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:37,472 Here we go. 4 00:00:45,019 --> 00:00:49,956 Ain't no doubt about it, lady, you got a shitload of rats down there. 5 00:00:52,926 --> 00:00:55,861 Damn, is it 3:00? I gotta get out of here. 6 00:00:56,063 --> 00:00:58,725 But wait, what about my basement? 7 00:00:58,932 --> 00:01:01,833 Well, just call and make a follow-up appointment. It's no problem. 8 00:01:02,036 --> 00:01:03,594 But... 9 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:45,211 Bring it in, here you go. 10 00:02:22,616 --> 00:02:23,776 Got one of those for me? 11 00:02:23,984 --> 00:02:26,248 Nice try, you little creep. 12 00:02:37,664 --> 00:02:39,325 Mr. Buttermaker. 13 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:42,730 Mr. Buttermaker. You're late. 14 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,504 I got held up, sorry about that. 15 00:02:47,908 --> 00:02:50,240 Jesus! Are you drinking? 16 00:02:50,978 --> 00:02:54,675 Hell, no. That's nonalcoholic. I'm driving, you know. 17 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:56,577 I'm so sorry. 18 00:02:56,783 --> 00:02:59,616 You hear that, Toby? Drinking and driving don't mix. 19 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,549 That's right. Stay away from crack too. 20 00:03:01,755 --> 00:03:03,552 One hit of that, and you'll wake up in prison 21 00:03:03,757 --> 00:03:05,190 married to some guy named Big Blue, 22 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:07,952 and he's branding his initials in your ass with a hot coat hanger. 23 00:03:08,162 --> 00:03:09,220 I knew a guy. 24 00:03:10,297 --> 00:03:13,232 Yes, crack is bad too. 25 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:15,162 Yeah, I know. 26 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:18,497 But we are really excited to have you do this, 27 00:03:18,705 --> 00:03:21,640 and Toby is really excited to play, aren't you, honey? 28 00:03:21,842 --> 00:03:25,300 Between his trumpet lessons, photo club, Boy Scouts and swimming, 29 00:03:25,512 --> 00:03:27,275 this is his favorite, isn't it, honey? 30 00:03:27,481 --> 00:03:31,212 Can you believe they tried to keep these kids out of the league? 31 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:36,048 All kids should be able to play baseball, no matter what their skills. 32 00:03:36,256 --> 00:03:38,121 Well, I think they heard me loud and clear. 33 00:03:38,325 --> 00:03:40,486 All that aside, forget I filed the injunction. 34 00:03:40,694 --> 00:03:41,991 Just go out there and have fun. 35 00:03:42,196 --> 00:03:45,654 Don't let the legalese crimp your enthusiasm in any way. 36 00:03:46,066 --> 00:03:48,057 Yeah, I got enthusiasm flying out my ass. 37 00:03:49,836 --> 00:03:51,827 Got the check? 38 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:57,677 It's a shame none of the fathers could be here. 39 00:04:00,514 --> 00:04:02,141 Is that thing glued to your fingers? 40 00:04:04,284 --> 00:04:06,844 I almost forgot. 41 00:04:07,387 --> 00:04:10,049 I think it's really important, what we're doing for the kids. 42 00:04:10,257 --> 00:04:12,555 I feel really good about it, don't you? 43 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:13,782 Yeah. 44 00:04:19,032 --> 00:04:21,694 Toby, have fun. 45 00:04:27,674 --> 00:04:29,232 - Mr. Buttermaker? - Yeah. 46 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:32,378 Is it true you were on the Mariners? 47 00:04:32,579 --> 00:04:34,410 Long ago and far away. 48 00:04:34,615 --> 00:04:36,776 Here, carry that. 49 00:04:38,185 --> 00:04:40,312 Where do we get the equipment? 50 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,680 Over there. 51 00:04:41,888 --> 00:04:45,051 Sorry the stuff's so ratty, but this is a six-team league, 52 00:04:45,259 --> 00:04:50,629 and I'm afraid your boys are getting the S-H-l-T end of the stick. 53 00:04:51,031 --> 00:04:52,999 Yeah, I can spell "shit," all right. 54 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,464 Does she think I'm 11? 55 00:05:09,383 --> 00:05:11,749 Girl softball players. 56 00:05:11,952 --> 00:05:14,477 I think we all know what that means, right? 57 00:05:16,056 --> 00:05:18,149 - How you doing? Ray Bullock. - Hey, Morris Buttermaker... 58 00:05:18,358 --> 00:05:21,225 No, no, no. No introduction necessary. 59 00:05:21,428 --> 00:05:23,259 Morris "The Blade" Buttermaker. 60 00:05:23,463 --> 00:05:26,023 Carving up batters, one by one. 61 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:29,396 Sound familiar? I used to watch you over at Regis Field in high school. 62 00:05:29,603 --> 00:05:33,801 You were amazing. Man, I was just a kid, but you owned it. 63 00:05:34,007 --> 00:05:36,271 It's great you're doing this, Morris. Really. 64 00:05:36,476 --> 00:05:39,502 I mean, a pro. Finally, somebody who gets it, you know? 65 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:42,147 I gotta tell you, a lot of these dads, they don't... 66 00:05:42,382 --> 00:05:46,682 They don't understand the dedication that it takes to run a serious program. 67 00:05:46,887 --> 00:05:50,414 No offense, but that "Ms." Whitewood friend of yours, 68 00:05:50,624 --> 00:05:52,649 she's not helping things, you know. 69 00:05:53,126 --> 00:05:56,960 I mean, yeah, I get it, we were a little selective. 70 00:05:57,164 --> 00:05:59,632 Kept some of the lesser players out. 71 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:03,132 But stopping the season till we complied? 72 00:06:03,337 --> 00:06:05,066 Come on. 73 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:08,235 This is a serious program. 74 00:06:09,009 --> 00:06:12,706 Not because I want it that way, either. It's for the kids, you know? 75 00:06:13,814 --> 00:06:16,442 Listen to me going on and on. You know what it takes. 76 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:18,709 Anyway, I think we're gonna have a lot of fun. 77 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:20,887 Learn a lot from each other, you know? 78 00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:26,415 You know, I never thought I'd hear myself say, 79 00:06:26,626 --> 00:06:28,389 "Look at the ass on that second baseman." 80 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:33,059 But look at the ass on that second baseman. 81 00:06:35,802 --> 00:06:37,167 A lot of brisket butt. 82 00:06:40,273 --> 00:06:42,104 All right. 83 00:06:42,309 --> 00:06:44,504 Well, listen, I'll see you around. 84 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:49,011 Or stop by, see me sometime. I'm over at Chevy Valley Subaru. 85 00:06:49,316 --> 00:06:51,477 "Quality you can drive." 86 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,021 All you need is a jar of honey and a glass coffee table. 87 00:07:00,227 --> 00:07:01,922 It's more fun than a taffy pull, I promise you. 88 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:04,427 Buttermaker! 89 00:07:04,731 --> 00:07:08,030 Buttermaker, they're here. 90 00:07:08,235 --> 00:07:10,897 See you later, Buttermaker. 91 00:07:11,571 --> 00:07:12,868 Come on. 92 00:07:13,073 --> 00:07:14,973 Kid, let me explain something to you, okay? 93 00:07:31,758 --> 00:07:33,817 All right, listen up. 94 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:36,460 - Tanner Boyle. - Yeah, here. 95 00:07:39,032 --> 00:07:41,398 - Mike Engelberg. - Here. 96 00:07:43,303 --> 00:07:44,463 Timmy Lupus? 97 00:07:46,606 --> 00:07:47,698 Timmy Lupus? 98 00:07:49,276 --> 00:07:52,439 Raise your hand, Lupus. He can't see you sitting behind 99 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:55,376 - Planet Fat Ass. - Up your cornhole, Tanner. 100 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,316 Come on, come on. Play nice. 101 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,078 Hey, hey. Let go of him. 102 00:08:07,627 --> 00:08:09,458 - Prem Lahiri? - Present. 103 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:10,960 But you don't have to use me. 104 00:08:11,164 --> 00:08:13,325 I'm just doing this for my transcript, for college. 105 00:08:14,134 --> 00:08:15,692 Okay. 106 00:08:17,771 --> 00:08:20,934 Let's see, Toby White... Oh, Whitewood, I know you're here. 107 00:08:22,442 --> 00:08:24,273 Matthew Hooper? 108 00:08:25,078 --> 00:08:26,875 Matthew Hooper? 109 00:08:27,581 --> 00:08:29,515 Okay, no Hooper. 110 00:08:30,484 --> 00:08:31,451 The hell? 111 00:08:31,651 --> 00:08:35,087 Garo Dara-gaga-braga-dagian. What the hell is that, 112 00:08:35,288 --> 00:08:37,222 - Aztec or something? - Armenian. 113 00:08:38,325 --> 00:08:41,419 Same shit. They both built pyramids. All right. 114 00:08:42,829 --> 00:08:45,559 - Ahmad Abdul Rahim? - Here. 115 00:08:45,999 --> 00:08:47,125 Yo, bro, what up? 116 00:08:47,334 --> 00:08:49,427 Nothing much. Just ready to play some baseball. 117 00:08:49,936 --> 00:08:51,267 Twenty-five, huh? 118 00:08:51,471 --> 00:08:53,439 - Ken Griffey, right? - No. 119 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,232 - Satchel Paige? - No. 120 00:08:55,442 --> 00:08:56,932 No? Willie Mays? 121 00:08:57,143 --> 00:08:59,134 No, it's Mark McGwire. 122 00:08:59,346 --> 00:09:02,008 Mark McGwire? But he's a white. 123 00:09:02,215 --> 00:09:04,877 Yes, he's from Claremont. He's my favorite player. 124 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,314 Okay. 125 00:09:08,522 --> 00:09:11,423 Agilar. Miguel and Jose. 126 00:09:12,859 --> 00:09:14,053 You guys twins? 127 00:09:22,702 --> 00:09:24,033 You can save it, son. 128 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:26,398 I don't understand a damn thing you're saying, okay? 129 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:28,263 All right. 130 00:09:28,475 --> 00:09:30,443 Got the damn League of Nations here. 131 00:09:30,644 --> 00:09:33,807 Their dad's our gardener. Mom said we need them to fill out the team. 132 00:09:34,581 --> 00:09:36,606 Okay, let's hit the field. Come on. 133 00:09:36,816 --> 00:09:40,411 - Jeez. Could this team be any lamer? - So there's no Hooper? 134 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:41,848 You don't know a Matthew Hooper? 135 00:09:42,055 --> 00:09:44,353 - You know where he is? - Right here. 136 00:09:47,427 --> 00:09:49,088 You gotta be shitting me. 137 00:09:49,296 --> 00:09:52,026 That's right, I'm in a wheelchair. 138 00:09:55,268 --> 00:09:56,895 Okay. 139 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:01,598 Charge it. 140 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:04,777 Oh, yeah, that's charging it, all right. 141 00:10:09,449 --> 00:10:10,848 Good hustle. 142 00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:14,787 There you go, bro. Another good one. 143 00:10:14,988 --> 00:10:16,785 What's the...? What's the cripple kid's name? 144 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,685 - Hooper. - Hooper. Hooper! 145 00:10:18,892 --> 00:10:21,122 Roll your machine up. 146 00:10:23,964 --> 00:10:26,728 Don't necessarily have to catch it, I guess. 147 00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:28,560 Can't hope for miracles, can you? 148 00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:33,535 You gotta get under the ball. 149 00:10:39,479 --> 00:10:42,312 There's too many gnats out here. 150 00:10:52,592 --> 00:10:54,253 Give me a ball. 151 00:10:59,299 --> 00:11:01,426 What the hell is that, a baggie full of bacon? 152 00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:06,763 - I'm on Atkins. - What? 153 00:11:06,973 --> 00:11:09,373 I have to eat all the time to keep my metabolism up 154 00:11:09,576 --> 00:11:11,567 so my body becomes a fat-burning machine 155 00:11:11,778 --> 00:11:16,147 so assholes like you don't give me shit all the time! 156 00:11:16,516 --> 00:11:17,608 Easy, sport. 157 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:23,583 All right, get ready. It's coming at you. You might want to back up. 158 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:33,559 Guys, it's a bunt. 159 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,962 You seemed to imply you're going to hit it out here. 160 00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:39,501 Yeah. Engelberg, that's a bunt, bud. 161 00:11:39,706 --> 00:11:42,800 You're supposed to pick it up, throw the guy out at first base, okay? 162 00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:45,842 Here we go again, picking on the fat kid. 163 00:11:46,046 --> 00:11:48,981 There's laws against this, you know. Harassment! 164 00:11:49,182 --> 00:11:52,549 You better shut up before I tell somebody you touched my pecker. 165 00:11:52,952 --> 00:11:55,750 Engelberg, will you throw the goddamn ball already? 166 00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:14,029 Okay, listen up. 167 00:12:16,443 --> 00:12:18,343 Listen very carefully. 168 00:12:19,579 --> 00:12:23,174 Rule number one: Don't mess with the Cadillac. 169 00:12:23,383 --> 00:12:26,181 Calm down, it's a piece of crap anyway. 170 00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:28,910 For your information, it's a classic. 171 00:12:29,422 --> 00:12:32,391 And I got half a mind to find your old man and kick him in the nuts so hard 172 00:12:32,592 --> 00:12:35,652 he can never foul the earth with another little shit like you. 173 00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,796 So you keep your trap shut, okay? 174 00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:41,596 We're gonna get laughed at. We only have a week till the season starts. 175 00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,564 Everyone's gonna laugh at us. 176 00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:47,204 This game is about a lot more than talent, son, believe me. 177 00:12:47,407 --> 00:12:50,774 I'll say. I left more talent floating in the shitter this morning 178 00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:53,138 than all you retarded jerk-offs put together. 179 00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:55,108 You got a problem, dingleberry? 180 00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:58,473 Give me a few minutes, I'll squeeze out a new coach too. 181 00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:01,816 I'll teach you, you little short kid! 182 00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:04,353 - Jesus. - I'll teach you to mess with me. 183 00:13:04,557 --> 00:13:06,923 Does your mama change your underwear too, you little girl? 184 00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:26,369 I'm out there with the kids for nothing. And I'm getting very tired 185 00:13:26,579 --> 00:13:29,207 of having to justify myself to parents who drop the kid off at 4:00, 186 00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:31,576 call me at midnight wondering why he's so pissed off. 187 00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:34,117 - Ray, you got a minute...? - I want to say to them, "I'm not 188 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,015 your babysitter. I'm your coach." 189 00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:37,314 Oh, yeah. 190 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:38,923 Mr. Bill Deaver. 191 00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:42,021 Hey, just checking in. 192 00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:45,729 Just checking in. Listen, Ray, I wanted to see 193 00:13:45,932 --> 00:13:50,062 if maybe Jake could get a little more playing time this season. 194 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:54,104 He's been working hard. It would really mean a lot to him. 195 00:13:55,475 --> 00:13:57,705 Yeah, sure. 196 00:13:57,911 --> 00:14:00,778 - Why not? - Really? Well, great. 197 00:14:02,348 --> 00:14:04,475 Thanks a lot, Ray. 198 00:14:04,818 --> 00:14:05,876 Guys. 199 00:14:06,452 --> 00:14:09,615 You know, I spoke to your boy. You know what he said to me? 200 00:14:09,823 --> 00:14:11,757 - What? - He said all that matters to him 201 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,391 is that we win. 202 00:14:13,693 --> 00:14:16,594 Even if it means giving up a little game time. 203 00:14:16,796 --> 00:14:18,024 - Really? - Yeah. 204 00:14:18,231 --> 00:14:21,667 I was really touched by this. He's a hell of a team player. 205 00:14:23,369 --> 00:14:26,634 Thanks, Ray. I appreciate it. 206 00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:30,204 That's the kind of horseshit I'm talking about. 207 00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:31,968 - Exactly. - Unbelievable. 208 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,779 Hey, Buttermaker, you made it. 209 00:14:42,989 --> 00:14:44,547 And you brought... 210 00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:46,622 Oh, this is my friend Paradise. 211 00:14:46,826 --> 00:14:48,817 Hi, nice to meet you. 212 00:14:49,028 --> 00:14:51,963 Hey, Buttermaker, you gotta get your uniform orders in. 213 00:14:52,198 --> 00:14:53,825 - Uniforms? - Yeah. 214 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:56,797 All the good colors are taken: Black and white, red and white, 215 00:14:57,003 --> 00:14:58,834 blue and white, white and blue, white and black, 216 00:14:59,038 --> 00:15:00,903 white and red. They're all gone. 217 00:15:01,341 --> 00:15:02,899 What uniforms? 218 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:07,705 Möchte ich nicht sweet and sour, okay? No sweet and sour. 219 00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:12,715 Just Cointreau, Patrón, lime juice and superfine salt. 220 00:15:12,919 --> 00:15:14,978 - Yes, ma'am. - Listen, Whitewood, what's the deal 221 00:15:15,188 --> 00:15:17,213 - with the uniforms? - What about them? 222 00:15:17,423 --> 00:15:19,983 I didn't... What's-her-name said that I gotta have uniforms. 223 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:24,024 Hey, buddy, give me a beer and a C&C. 224 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:28,030 Buttermaker, you don't actually buy them. You just need a sponsor. 225 00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:30,327 You're the coach, it's your job. 226 00:15:30,536 --> 00:15:33,505 Okay, so not only do I have to coach the bronze medalists 227 00:15:33,706 --> 00:15:37,642 for the Special Olympics, but I gotta be an Amway salesman too, is that it? 228 00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:39,971 Buttermaker, don't turn this into high drama. 229 00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:41,407 Do what other coaches do: 230 00:15:41,614 --> 00:15:43,946 Restaurants, sporting goods stores, you know. 231 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,378 You know, I got a job. 232 00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:49,949 I got houses to spray. It's ant season, you know? 233 00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:54,320 What is it about being a man that makes everything so hard? 234 00:15:55,261 --> 00:15:57,229 I own my own law firm. 235 00:15:57,430 --> 00:16:01,161 I'm a single mother, and I still have time for extension courses, 236 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,631 Pilates, the flower-seed business, pottery... 237 00:16:03,836 --> 00:16:08,170 You know what, I'm busy too, okay? I got important shit to do. 238 00:16:08,374 --> 00:16:11,275 I got shit stacked up all over the place. 239 00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:14,810 Important man shit, okay? 240 00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:19,417 Come on, Buttermaker, let's go. 241 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,053 Mr. Buttermaker? 242 00:17:00,259 --> 00:17:02,284 - Yeah. - Where are we going? 243 00:17:02,495 --> 00:17:04,759 I already told you, to the batting cages. 244 00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:07,262 You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party. 245 00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,764 I'm gonna do something about it. 246 00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:12,698 - Tell us about the majors, coach. - You were in the majors? 247 00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:14,304 Yeah, for a little while. 248 00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:18,172 Hey, Lupus, don't lean against that door, bud, all right? 249 00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:21,370 Yes, I was recently perusing baseballstats. Org 250 00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:24,482 and it said Mr. Buttermaker played pitcher for the Seattle Mariners 251 00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:26,481 for two-thirds of an inning in 1984. 252 00:17:26,686 --> 00:17:28,449 Two-thirds, that's it? 253 00:17:28,654 --> 00:17:31,248 Well, it was the end of the season, you know, September call-ups. 254 00:17:31,457 --> 00:17:34,187 Yes, his lifetime ERA was 36. 255 00:17:34,394 --> 00:17:35,452 That's lame. 256 00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,822 Yeah, well I closed the inning out, okay. 257 00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:40,659 There's only a few thousand guys ever set foot on a major-league mound, 258 00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:43,961 and I'm one of them. What have you done with your life, smart-ass? 259 00:17:45,104 --> 00:17:46,503 Why didn't you stay? 260 00:17:46,706 --> 00:17:48,970 Well, I was gonna come back, but I had a little incident. 261 00:17:49,175 --> 00:17:51,700 I punched an ump. Really just a bitch-slap. 262 00:17:51,911 --> 00:17:54,072 How the hell was I supposed to know he was a bleeder? 263 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,477 Fourteen stitches. Like that means something. 264 00:17:57,683 --> 00:18:01,744 They used to stitch everything up, goddamn it. It was like the Dark Ages. 265 00:18:02,588 --> 00:18:04,453 I got stitches on my foot. 266 00:18:05,191 --> 00:18:08,786 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm in a damn wheelchair. 267 00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,831 Anyway, after that, I blew off a few offers, 268 00:18:17,036 --> 00:18:20,164 you know, Japan, shit like that. You know what I mean? 269 00:18:23,676 --> 00:18:25,473 Shit. 270 00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:28,106 What the hell? 271 00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:30,111 Is he okay? 272 00:18:31,451 --> 00:18:33,009 Lupus. 273 00:18:34,253 --> 00:18:36,084 Lupus? 274 00:18:37,223 --> 00:18:38,884 Lupus? 275 00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:41,623 Lupus. 276 00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:44,329 What the hell are you grinning at? 277 00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:48,227 You scared the hell out of me. Don't be leaning on the door. 278 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,796 How many are in there? 279 00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:58,135 The infestation's quite advanced. 280 00:18:58,411 --> 00:19:00,811 All right, pull the pin. Throw it. 281 00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:15,618 There you go. Good job, buddy. Good job, man. You're a natural. 282 00:19:15,828 --> 00:19:18,058 A natural at that shit. 283 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:21,329 Thanks. 284 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:27,068 Die! Die! How do you like that, huh? 285 00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:30,667 Hey, you sprayed my foot, dumb-ass. 286 00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:32,276 Oh, yeah? 287 00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,713 Stop it! 288 00:19:40,086 --> 00:19:43,647 That shit's expensive, all right? 289 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:51,962 Hey, coach, what's "carcinogen" mean? 290 00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:54,861 Liberal propaganda. Don't worry about it. It's just bullshit. 291 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,695 Buttermaker, I got these behind the garage. 292 00:19:57,904 --> 00:20:00,930 Throw them in the garbage, in the house. 293 00:20:03,843 --> 00:20:05,777 Hey, save the traps, will you? 294 00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:10,773 Thanks for holding the fort down, buddy. 295 00:20:14,787 --> 00:20:16,652 I got something for you. You're gonna dig this. 296 00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:19,290 Hey, guys, come here a minute. 297 00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:21,818 I got something for you. 298 00:20:26,165 --> 00:20:29,623 Now you can quit your bitching about the whole uniform thing. 299 00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:31,166 Here you go. 300 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:32,962 - Harper. Heads up, buddy. - Awesome! 301 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:34,662 Hooper. 302 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:52,553 Cannonball! 303 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,394 Jesus Christ. 304 00:20:55,595 --> 00:21:00,532 Hey, Engelberg, if you do that again, you'll learn how to surf. 305 00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:04,161 Mr. Buttermaker, we have a game tomorrow. 306 00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:06,565 Shouldn't we be practicing? 307 00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:11,270 Lupus, alcohol. 308 00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:17,373 Excellent. God bless you. 309 00:21:19,552 --> 00:21:22,919 - You got a future, Lupus. - You ever play with anyone famous? 310 00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:24,919 Hell, yeah, I played with people who are famous. 311 00:21:25,124 --> 00:21:28,150 What do you think? I mean, I was in the game, you know. 312 00:21:28,361 --> 00:21:30,056 Oh, I know one. 313 00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:33,994 One time I struck out Mike Schmidt in an exhibition game. 314 00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:37,703 Struck his ass right out. Yeah, I did. 315 00:21:38,337 --> 00:21:40,498 It was 1980. 316 00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:45,107 It was two outs, bottom of the seventh inning. 317 00:21:45,378 --> 00:21:48,506 It was the bottom of the seventh... Top of the seventh. 318 00:21:48,714 --> 00:21:50,682 It was top of the seventh. 319 00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:54,545 And when I put my foot on that rubber, I was zoned in, man. 320 00:21:54,754 --> 00:21:57,314 It was just one of those times when... 321 00:21:58,424 --> 00:22:01,257 You just know you got your shit working, you know? 322 00:22:05,364 --> 00:22:08,231 All right, tubby, I'm gonna throw you something called a screwball. 323 00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:12,494 It's an old-school thing. Now, it's gonna look like it's coming right at you, 324 00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:15,299 but it's gonna drop right off the table. So you don't bail out, 325 00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:18,238 you gotta stick in there. You see what I'm saying? 326 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,542 Son of a bitch! 327 00:22:22,748 --> 00:22:24,477 Shake it off. 328 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,479 Next. 329 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,786 - Damn it! - I know it stings a little bit, 330 00:22:31,991 --> 00:22:33,788 but it's worth it. 331 00:22:34,593 --> 00:22:36,060 Okay, here it comes. 332 00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:41,128 It's all right, kid. You had a helmet on. Imagine if you didn't. 333 00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:42,995 You know what I'm saying? 334 00:22:45,171 --> 00:22:46,638 What are you doing, Buttermaker? 335 00:22:53,112 --> 00:22:55,376 Okay, coming at you. 336 00:23:04,256 --> 00:23:06,224 Mr. Buttermaker? 337 00:23:06,525 --> 00:23:09,494 - Is he dead? - Hell, no. He's drunk. 338 00:23:09,695 --> 00:23:11,629 The season starts tomorrow. 339 00:23:11,964 --> 00:23:14,694 We don't got our positions, batting order, nothing. 340 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:17,368 - What are we going to do? - We ain't ready to play. 341 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,765 We got nothing but a boozer for a coach. 342 00:23:20,005 --> 00:23:21,734 We can wait till he sobers up. 343 00:23:21,941 --> 00:23:24,409 - Yeah, right. - Nothing else we can do. 344 00:23:25,344 --> 00:23:28,677 Screw this, I'm taking his wallet. 345 00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:35,648 - Give me! Give me... - Hey, watch it! 346 00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:38,551 - Leave me alone! - Give me that! 347 00:24:00,346 --> 00:24:02,246 Right this way. Good. 348 00:24:13,692 --> 00:24:16,126 Because in this time of terror, 349 00:24:16,362 --> 00:24:18,455 there is one thing we all need: 350 00:24:18,664 --> 00:24:20,097 The grace of our Lord, 351 00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:23,001 our heroes overseas, 352 00:24:23,469 --> 00:24:25,437 and baseball. 353 00:24:26,739 --> 00:24:30,266 "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest Thayer. 354 00:24:31,043 --> 00:24:34,809 The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day. 355 00:24:35,014 --> 00:24:37,505 - The score stood 4 to 2... - What a fag. 356 00:25:06,412 --> 00:25:09,575 Buttermaker, where have you been? 357 00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:11,613 You missed the team photo. 358 00:25:11,817 --> 00:25:13,910 I was just getting Gatorade for the guys, you know. 359 00:25:14,787 --> 00:25:20,726 Well, we need to talk about this. My son can't wear this. 360 00:25:22,194 --> 00:25:24,526 We'll get him another size. No big deal. 361 00:25:24,763 --> 00:25:26,390 That's not what I'm talking about. 362 00:25:28,601 --> 00:25:30,933 Look, it's a legitimate business, honey. 363 00:25:31,136 --> 00:25:33,570 You know, they pay taxes like everybody else. 364 00:25:50,322 --> 00:25:54,190 All right, can you believe it? It's here, opening day. 365 00:25:54,894 --> 00:25:57,454 Well, we got a lot of great athletes this year, 366 00:25:57,663 --> 00:25:59,927 and I'm looking forward to a great season. 367 00:26:00,132 --> 00:26:02,100 Before we get started, I do want to remind you 368 00:26:02,301 --> 00:26:04,667 that it is Summer Discount Days at Valley Chevy Subaru. 369 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:09,034 So come on down if you get a chance. Meanwhile, so many volunteers... 370 00:26:12,411 --> 00:26:13,901 And people that I want to thank... 371 00:26:16,015 --> 00:26:17,175 Hey, hey, hey! 372 00:26:17,716 --> 00:26:18,842 What is he...? What's his...? 373 00:26:19,051 --> 00:26:21,986 Hey, get... Get the hell off my field! 374 00:26:22,988 --> 00:26:25,786 I'll deal with you later, you little punk. 375 00:26:32,331 --> 00:26:37,735 Okay, let's welcome all our teams. 376 00:26:40,272 --> 00:26:41,933 We got... 377 00:26:42,942 --> 00:26:47,709 Ray Bullock and our returning champs, the Yankees. 378 00:26:52,618 --> 00:26:55,348 Lenny Hendricks and the Giants. 379 00:26:57,389 --> 00:27:02,918 Ex-Mariner, Morris Buttermaker and the Bears. 380 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,391 Bob Jones and the White Sox. 381 00:27:10,603 --> 00:27:12,298 Play ball! 382 00:27:18,944 --> 00:27:22,004 There you go, Mitch. There you go! 383 00:27:22,348 --> 00:27:24,578 Round it, round it, round it! 384 00:27:28,287 --> 00:27:29,584 There you go! 385 00:27:29,788 --> 00:27:30,982 Alrighty. 386 00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:32,953 That's it! 387 00:27:34,793 --> 00:27:36,852 Number 9, Joey Bullock. 388 00:27:39,732 --> 00:27:40,926 That's it, that's it, that's it. 389 00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:43,067 Go! 390 00:27:44,069 --> 00:27:46,731 Joey! Joey! 391 00:27:49,141 --> 00:27:51,871 That's my boy. We worked on that. 392 00:27:52,111 --> 00:27:54,944 The Yankees lead 3-nothing. 393 00:27:55,614 --> 00:27:57,844 Way to go, sweetie. 394 00:27:59,418 --> 00:28:00,385 That's your boy. 395 00:28:00,586 --> 00:28:04,113 - Next, number 3, Danny Patello. - Let's go, Danny! 396 00:28:11,664 --> 00:28:14,030 Go two, go two, go two! 397 00:29:47,059 --> 00:29:48,686 What do you think, Lupus? 398 00:29:49,161 --> 00:29:52,255 Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy. 399 00:29:57,903 --> 00:30:00,497 Aren't you supposed to be in left field? 400 00:30:04,710 --> 00:30:06,302 Shit. 401 00:30:07,579 --> 00:30:08,546 Where you going, coach? 402 00:30:08,747 --> 00:30:12,046 Keep your drawers on, officer, I'll get back to you. 403 00:30:12,785 --> 00:30:14,150 Hey, Bullock. 404 00:30:15,954 --> 00:30:17,717 Morris "The Blade." 405 00:30:18,223 --> 00:30:21,021 - I'm calling it. - What? What are you talking about? 406 00:30:21,226 --> 00:30:24,525 I'm calling the game. The kids are getting creamed out there, you know? 407 00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:27,290 - Yeah, it's a bloodbath. - Yeah. 408 00:30:27,499 --> 00:30:30,059 - That'll make quitters out of them. - They don't have to quit. 409 00:30:30,269 --> 00:30:31,793 They're losing, can't you see? 410 00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:35,598 The 10-run rule kicks in after three. I think you should hang on. 411 00:30:35,808 --> 00:30:39,039 Yeah, then after that, maybe you think about... 412 00:30:39,845 --> 00:30:42,405 - What? - You know, dropping out. 413 00:30:43,949 --> 00:30:47,077 - What did you say? - Dropping out of the league. 414 00:30:47,286 --> 00:30:48,480 Morris, this isn't going to work. 415 00:30:48,687 --> 00:30:50,655 They don't know the fundamentals of the game out here. 416 00:30:50,856 --> 00:30:52,483 Save them the humiliation. 417 00:30:52,691 --> 00:30:55,421 You don't give two shits about these kids. I'm calling the game. 418 00:30:55,627 --> 00:30:56,889 Hey, I'm just trying to help. 419 00:30:57,095 --> 00:31:00,929 Where's the honor and respect for the game from the former pro, by the way? 420 00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:04,933 Who the hell are you, Shoeless Joe walking out of the holy cornfield? 421 00:31:05,137 --> 00:31:07,264 I don't buy that shit. I'm calling the game. 422 00:31:07,472 --> 00:31:09,274 All right, call it. Quit. Quit the whole league. What I just said. 423 00:31:09,274 --> 00:31:13,142 All right, call it. Quit. Quit the whole league. What I just said. 424 00:31:13,345 --> 00:31:14,744 - Forfeit. - Time! 425 00:31:14,947 --> 00:31:16,039 It's over. 426 00:31:16,248 --> 00:31:20,207 Bears forfeit! Game over! 427 00:31:21,687 --> 00:31:24,247 One, two, three, Bears! 428 00:31:32,297 --> 00:31:35,164 You guys look like the last shit I took. 429 00:31:36,134 --> 00:31:40,935 - It's not that bad, but... - Shut the hell up, drunk bastard! 430 00:31:44,409 --> 00:31:45,774 Okay. 431 00:31:46,345 --> 00:31:48,336 Hey, Bears, thanks for batting practice. 432 00:31:48,547 --> 00:31:49,878 Yeah, you guys suck. 433 00:31:50,082 --> 00:31:52,607 - I'll give you batting practice! - Come here. Come here. 434 00:31:52,818 --> 00:31:55,946 - Get down off of there. - Get your hands off of me! 435 00:32:00,492 --> 00:32:06,021 Thanks. I really needed another reason for people to laugh at me. 436 00:32:22,714 --> 00:32:25,478 - Need a ride? - Go away. 437 00:32:26,151 --> 00:32:27,778 Come on, hop in. I'll take you home. 438 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,351 I'm not going home. 439 00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:43,261 All right, what's wrong? 440 00:32:43,602 --> 00:32:45,593 My dad's not from here. 441 00:32:45,804 --> 00:32:47,829 He thinks baseball's stupid. 442 00:32:48,974 --> 00:32:51,568 He says I should just worry about school and work. 443 00:32:51,777 --> 00:32:54,109 But I want to do the things my friends do. 444 00:32:54,313 --> 00:32:56,577 You know, American things. 445 00:32:56,782 --> 00:32:59,250 He said if I played, I'd just embarrass myself. 446 00:32:59,685 --> 00:33:01,880 I guess he was right. 447 00:33:04,589 --> 00:33:06,386 I'm just gonna run away. 448 00:33:06,758 --> 00:33:08,419 Where are you gonna go? 449 00:33:08,627 --> 00:33:10,788 Salt Lake City. 450 00:33:11,363 --> 00:33:13,263 Why the hell would you want to go there? 451 00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:16,796 I hear it looks like Washington D.C. 452 00:33:17,336 --> 00:33:21,033 Listen, kid, you don't want to go to Salt Lake, trust me. 453 00:33:21,239 --> 00:33:23,002 They don't even like Africans up there. 454 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:25,972 - Armenian. - Yeah, right. 455 00:33:27,713 --> 00:33:30,443 - Anyway, I think I can help you. - Yeah? 456 00:33:30,649 --> 00:33:32,514 - Yep. - How? 457 00:33:32,718 --> 00:33:33,742 Here's what you do. 458 00:33:34,386 --> 00:33:36,946 You go home, you look your old man straight in the eye, and you say, 459 00:33:37,155 --> 00:33:40,283 "Guess what, Dad, we won today." You know. 460 00:33:40,492 --> 00:33:43,461 - But we didn't win. - Well, I know that. 461 00:33:43,895 --> 00:33:47,695 You lie your ass off. It's the only way. Look, this is America. 462 00:33:48,233 --> 00:33:50,201 Besides that, you know, he's not going to know. 463 00:33:50,402 --> 00:33:52,427 He's from Riki Tiki Tavi, or wherever the hell it is. 464 00:33:52,637 --> 00:33:54,366 I used to do it with my pop all the time. 465 00:33:54,573 --> 00:33:57,064 - Really? - Yeah. You just tell them 466 00:33:57,275 --> 00:34:01,075 what they want to hear. You know, "I didn't take the stereo." 467 00:34:01,546 --> 00:34:06,609 "I don't smoke." "She said she was 18." You know, stuff like that. 468 00:34:06,818 --> 00:34:09,514 It's all part of growing up. The important thing is that you're right, 469 00:34:09,721 --> 00:34:11,416 and they're wrong. 470 00:34:13,392 --> 00:34:16,156 Maybe I'll just tell him we tied. 471 00:34:17,796 --> 00:34:20,230 You could do that. That'll work. 472 00:34:20,432 --> 00:34:23,765 Now, come on, I'll take you home. Let's go. 473 00:34:29,007 --> 00:34:31,601 A hundred and eighty bucks? 474 00:34:32,177 --> 00:34:34,145 That's Norma Kamali. It's vintage. 475 00:34:34,346 --> 00:34:36,075 They can't even make rayon like that anymore. 476 00:34:36,281 --> 00:34:38,010 - Really? - Hey, does your mother know 477 00:34:38,216 --> 00:34:39,774 you're selling that crap? 478 00:34:39,985 --> 00:34:41,247 What are you doing here? 479 00:34:41,486 --> 00:34:43,147 Just passing by. 480 00:34:43,455 --> 00:34:44,922 After three years? 481 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:48,589 Three years? It's been three years? 482 00:34:50,228 --> 00:34:53,163 Well, you sure are growing up fast, that's for sure. 483 00:34:53,598 --> 00:34:55,532 Not fast enough, if you ask me. 484 00:34:56,034 --> 00:34:58,002 There's plenty of time for that, honey. 485 00:34:58,470 --> 00:35:02,338 Just like that story about the caterpillar who's crawling along like a worm, 486 00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:06,136 and then the next thing you know, he's in that cocoon... 487 00:35:06,778 --> 00:35:09,303 ...and bam! "Look at me now, I'm... 488 00:35:10,248 --> 00:35:12,944 ...a moth." Or whatever the hell they turn into. 489 00:35:13,151 --> 00:35:14,641 I don't want wings. 490 00:35:14,853 --> 00:35:17,014 I want nice hips and C cups. 491 00:35:17,222 --> 00:35:19,622 Hey, don't talk like that. What's wrong with you? 492 00:35:19,825 --> 00:35:21,588 Come on. 493 00:35:24,596 --> 00:35:26,188 So how's your mom? 494 00:35:26,398 --> 00:35:28,229 She's fine. What do you care? 495 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:31,929 Amanda, listen, just because we didn't get along so well all the time, 496 00:35:32,137 --> 00:35:34,071 doesn't mean I don't care about her, okay? 497 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,137 You know, adults, they... 498 00:35:37,442 --> 00:35:40,240 Sometimes, I don't know, it's just... It's like that story I was telling you 499 00:35:40,445 --> 00:35:42,310 about the caterpillar and the worm deal. 500 00:35:42,514 --> 00:35:45,074 You just walked out, you jerk. You could have said goodbye. 501 00:35:45,283 --> 00:35:46,545 Well, I'm sorry. 502 00:35:47,786 --> 00:35:49,686 So, what do you want? Why are you here? 503 00:35:52,023 --> 00:35:55,151 I'm coaching a team out in the Valley, and I was just thinking, you know, 504 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,761 maybe you might want to come play with us. 505 00:35:58,964 --> 00:36:02,092 No way. I'm a woman now, and we don't do that kind of thing. 506 00:36:02,734 --> 00:36:05,328 Well, sure you do. Girls play baseball all the time. 507 00:36:06,204 --> 00:36:07,865 Besides that, you owe me. 508 00:36:08,273 --> 00:36:09,672 I was like a dad to you. 509 00:36:10,442 --> 00:36:12,069 A drunk, lazy dad. 510 00:36:12,277 --> 00:36:15,041 You made me climb under houses looking for rats. 511 00:36:15,247 --> 00:36:18,011 Well, that's what my dad did. Builds character. 512 00:36:18,216 --> 00:36:21,708 - This guy bothering you, Amanda? - No, it's okay. He was just going. 513 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,287 Go away, Boilermaker. You're scaring off the clientele. 514 00:36:25,557 --> 00:36:31,689 Designer jeans. Calvins, Jordache, certified vintage. 515 00:36:35,066 --> 00:36:36,761 What do you say there, Hooper? 516 00:36:36,968 --> 00:36:39,596 Feeling ready today? Gonna go get them? 517 00:36:40,872 --> 00:36:42,464 What's with the eye patch? 518 00:36:42,674 --> 00:36:45,302 You gonna swab the on-deck circle for us, matey? 519 00:36:45,510 --> 00:36:46,841 Playing pirate? 520 00:36:47,045 --> 00:36:50,014 Mom says I have cancer of the eye. 521 00:36:54,519 --> 00:36:56,919 What the hell's wrong with you guys? 522 00:36:57,956 --> 00:36:59,446 We don't want to play no more. 523 00:36:59,891 --> 00:37:03,850 We took a vote. We're disbanding the team. 524 00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:07,191 So one game, you want to quit, is that it? 525 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:10,493 We've been taking a lot of crap in school. 526 00:37:10,702 --> 00:37:13,603 By "crap," he means ridicule. 527 00:37:14,673 --> 00:37:16,971 And de-pantsing. 528 00:37:17,809 --> 00:37:22,473 - It's been tough. - Really? Tough, huh? 529 00:37:25,050 --> 00:37:27,416 What the hell happened to you, Tanner? 530 00:37:28,386 --> 00:37:30,081 Got in a fight. 531 00:37:33,158 --> 00:37:36,423 - With who? - The sixth grade. 532 00:37:36,628 --> 00:37:38,562 The sixth grade. 533 00:37:39,664 --> 00:37:41,461 So I guess you want to quit too, huh? 534 00:37:43,401 --> 00:37:45,062 Okay. 535 00:37:47,172 --> 00:37:50,300 Look, guys, I know I've been lazy... 536 00:37:50,575 --> 00:37:55,842 ...and irresponsible, and a few other things I could mention. 537 00:37:56,681 --> 00:37:58,808 And I've let you down. 538 00:38:01,152 --> 00:38:03,052 I mean, you know, I've been an asshole. 539 00:38:03,255 --> 00:38:06,383 - You know, go ahead and say it... - You're an asshole. 540 00:38:06,591 --> 00:38:11,460 When I say, "say it," I mean, you know, it's a figure of speech. 541 00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:17,794 Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. 542 00:38:18,236 --> 00:38:21,364 You can love it, but believe me, it don't always love you back. 543 00:38:21,573 --> 00:38:24,701 It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know? 544 00:38:26,578 --> 00:38:31,914 But what I do know is that once you start quitting, it's a hard thing to stop. 545 00:38:33,585 --> 00:38:36,952 I've quit just about everything I ever tried in my life. 546 00:38:38,089 --> 00:38:40,614 And as far as I can tell, 547 00:38:40,825 --> 00:38:43,350 my life hasn't added up to much more than a shitbag 548 00:38:43,561 --> 00:38:46,826 full of empty promises. And I'm not going to put that on you guys. 549 00:38:49,968 --> 00:38:53,131 I haven't been as good a coach as I can be. I know I can do it 550 00:38:53,338 --> 00:38:57,274 because I know this game, you know? And... 551 00:38:58,743 --> 00:39:02,702 And we can do better, and a lot of that's my responsibility, so... 552 00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,577 I know you're down... 553 00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:12,117 ...but let's get our stuff together, and go hit the field. 554 00:39:13,258 --> 00:39:14,748 Okay? 555 00:39:16,828 --> 00:39:21,822 - You with me? - Like I said, we took a vote. 556 00:39:23,134 --> 00:39:25,364 This is not a democracy! 557 00:39:25,570 --> 00:39:28,630 It is a dictatorship, and I'm Hitler! 558 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,705 You understand me? 559 00:39:30,909 --> 00:39:35,346 So get your stuff, and get your asses on the field! 560 00:39:35,914 --> 00:39:37,438 This Saturday we play the Athletics. 561 00:39:37,649 --> 00:39:39,412 And you know what that means for the Athletics? 562 00:39:39,617 --> 00:39:43,178 Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means. 563 00:39:43,822 --> 00:39:45,813 All right, guys. Keep the ball in front of you. 564 00:39:46,024 --> 00:39:50,586 Keep your knees bent, your butt down. That way if it hops either way... 565 00:39:50,795 --> 00:39:53,161 See? You use your legs. All right? 566 00:39:55,967 --> 00:39:58,492 You wanna run this way. Catch the ball like that. 567 00:40:00,438 --> 00:40:01,735 Yeah! 568 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:04,970 Nice! 569 00:40:14,786 --> 00:40:18,119 Swivel on the back foot, throw your hips, and keep your eye on the ball. 570 00:40:18,323 --> 00:40:21,850 You follow the ball right into here. You see that? Okay? 571 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,493 Try it, spark plug. 572 00:40:27,165 --> 00:40:29,065 Swing out a little bit when you run around the base. 573 00:40:29,267 --> 00:40:30,598 You want to point in this direction. 574 00:40:30,802 --> 00:40:32,326 Left foot on the inside of the bag. 575 00:40:32,537 --> 00:40:34,471 You're gonna push off that left foot. 576 00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:39,900 What's with the patch? 577 00:40:40,111 --> 00:40:44,445 Nothing. Cat scratched me. But don't tell Buttermaker. 578 00:40:44,649 --> 00:40:46,116 Dying. 579 00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:48,543 Dying. 580 00:40:48,853 --> 00:40:51,321 You know, there's a Mennonite anecdote 581 00:40:51,523 --> 00:40:53,047 about a simple farm hand 582 00:40:53,258 --> 00:40:56,056 who lifted a calf every morning until one day 583 00:40:56,261 --> 00:40:58,229 he found himself able to lift a cow. 584 00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:00,762 - What the hell does that mean? - If we stay focused, 585 00:41:00,965 --> 00:41:02,956 eventually our strength will build. 586 00:41:03,168 --> 00:41:05,102 That's the dorkiest shit I've ever heard. 587 00:41:05,303 --> 00:41:09,399 Come on, guys! Two more laps! You're dragging ass! 588 00:41:09,607 --> 00:41:11,871 Nice tits, Engelberg. 589 00:41:12,143 --> 00:41:13,474 Jesus. 590 00:41:13,678 --> 00:41:15,441 Buttermaker. 591 00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:18,039 Glad I caught you. 592 00:41:18,383 --> 00:41:20,510 I feel like we got off on the wrong foot last week. 593 00:41:20,718 --> 00:41:23,346 Said some things we didn't mean, you know. 594 00:41:23,922 --> 00:41:26,049 Let's forget about it, huh? 595 00:41:26,391 --> 00:41:27,915 Sorry. 596 00:41:34,532 --> 00:41:36,193 All right. 597 00:41:38,736 --> 00:41:40,431 All right... 598 00:41:40,638 --> 00:41:42,868 ...you're sorry too, or...? 599 00:41:43,374 --> 00:41:46,343 I said all right. Okay? 600 00:41:55,887 --> 00:41:59,015 - How's that? - How's what? 601 00:41:59,224 --> 00:42:00,885 You feel that? 602 00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:03,226 Feel what? 603 00:42:06,498 --> 00:42:09,695 You know, your face is turning a little red, Ray. 604 00:42:10,001 --> 00:42:12,401 So, you know, what it might be 605 00:42:12,604 --> 00:42:15,937 is those gym shorts might be a little tight for you. 606 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,767 Looks like you're smuggling grapes down there. 607 00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:21,874 Smells like somebody ate a fifth of Scotch for lunch again. 608 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,708 Not that it's any of your business, you know. 609 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:28,147 - Really? - But maybe. So... 610 00:42:30,321 --> 00:42:33,415 All right. You know what, you keep stinking up the ballpark, Buttermaker. 611 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,183 Yeah, okay. 612 00:42:35,527 --> 00:42:37,620 You play your game, we'll play ours, Ray. How's that? 613 00:42:37,829 --> 00:42:40,093 Well, good luck with that. 614 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:45,200 The championship game's gonna be a lot of fun. 615 00:42:45,403 --> 00:42:48,338 It would be more fun if you guys were there, huh? 616 00:42:48,706 --> 00:42:50,173 Oh, we'll be there, Morris. 617 00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:52,275 Don't worry about that. 618 00:42:53,011 --> 00:42:54,444 Hey, I know all about you. 619 00:42:54,646 --> 00:42:58,707 Minor league junkballer. What did you have, five seconds in the majors? 620 00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:02,318 May work with the ladies, but that crap doesn't work out here. 621 00:43:02,587 --> 00:43:04,919 These kids need role models. 622 00:43:05,623 --> 00:43:07,557 And you're not it. 623 00:43:08,826 --> 00:43:11,021 Have a nice night, Ray. 624 00:43:12,564 --> 00:43:14,293 Strike three! 625 00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:20,465 Engelberg, I got something special for you. 626 00:43:20,672 --> 00:43:23,664 - It's for power hitters. - Thanks, coach. 627 00:43:27,579 --> 00:43:33,040 Now batting for the Bears, number 20, Mike Engelberg. 628 00:43:37,088 --> 00:43:39,852 - What the hell is this? - I don't know. 629 00:43:40,058 --> 00:43:42,583 Buttermaker, what the hell are you trying to pull? 630 00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,694 Hey, it's a league bat, okay? 631 00:43:44,896 --> 00:43:47,660 You're on thin ice, pal. You try one more stunt like this again, 632 00:43:47,865 --> 00:43:50,129 I'm gonna bounce you out of the league. 633 00:43:50,969 --> 00:43:53,494 Listen, Kevin, I don't think it's gonna work out, buddy. 634 00:43:53,705 --> 00:43:55,570 I still get paid though, right? 635 00:43:55,773 --> 00:43:59,106 Well, sure. What do you think I am, some asshole? 636 00:43:59,744 --> 00:44:01,302 Here. 637 00:44:04,849 --> 00:44:08,376 "Mombai"? You really went all out for this one, didn't you? 638 00:44:08,586 --> 00:44:10,713 It's good enough to get your little ass drunk for a month. 639 00:44:10,922 --> 00:44:13,322 Now, come on, get out of here. You're creeping the kids out. 640 00:44:13,524 --> 00:44:15,788 Drop dead, asshole. 641 00:44:17,261 --> 00:44:22,597 And the final score: Athletics, 9, Bears, nothing. 642 00:44:24,268 --> 00:44:25,360 Good job. 643 00:44:25,570 --> 00:44:28,300 Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass. 644 00:44:28,506 --> 00:44:29,700 Bitch. 645 00:44:29,907 --> 00:44:31,602 Suck it. 646 00:44:31,809 --> 00:44:33,140 What are you smiling at, Henry? 647 00:44:33,344 --> 00:44:37,280 Up the alley, down the street, who's the toughest team to beat? 648 00:44:37,482 --> 00:44:41,077 Bears! Bears! Yay, Bears! 649 00:44:46,891 --> 00:44:49,052 Hey, come on, guys. 650 00:44:49,761 --> 00:44:52,924 Sit up straight, you look like a bunch of hound dogs. 651 00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:56,930 You got nothing to be ashamed of. 652 00:44:57,135 --> 00:44:59,535 You got a few hits today. 653 00:44:59,837 --> 00:45:02,271 You played all six innings. 654 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,575 - You ought to be proud of yourselves. - Proud of what? 655 00:45:06,244 --> 00:45:08,075 These things take time, guys. 656 00:45:08,279 --> 00:45:10,873 - So does heart disease. - And torture. 657 00:45:11,082 --> 00:45:12,572 And physical therapy. 658 00:45:16,187 --> 00:45:18,883 I did do some simple flowcharting and data analysis. 659 00:45:19,123 --> 00:45:22,115 And if you graph out our errors and other parameters, 660 00:45:22,326 --> 00:45:23,793 compared to the last game, 661 00:45:23,995 --> 00:45:26,623 we've actually improved by a considerable percentage. 662 00:45:26,831 --> 00:45:28,264 Great. 663 00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:31,293 We went from suck to stink. 664 00:45:31,502 --> 00:45:35,199 See, that's the spirit. We're getting better. 665 00:45:36,007 --> 00:45:38,635 Now, Friday we play the Angels. 666 00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:41,611 Now, what does that mean for the Angels? 667 00:45:41,813 --> 00:45:44,839 - Bad news for the Angels. - You're damn right, it does. 668 00:45:45,049 --> 00:45:48,246 Now, come on. Get off your asses, and let's go get some hot dogs 669 00:45:48,453 --> 00:45:52,753 and some Sunny D or whatever the hell you guys drink these days. 670 00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:11,937 Just leave me alone will you, Buttermaker. 671 00:46:12,143 --> 00:46:13,667 I'm too young to have a stalker. 672 00:46:13,878 --> 00:46:16,176 Come on, Amanda, just a few games, please? 673 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:17,813 I need to make money. 674 00:46:18,015 --> 00:46:21,974 I need to buy clothes, makeup. I'm saving up for a car. 675 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,919 You wear makeup? 676 00:46:24,122 --> 00:46:29,992 What happened to the Barbie oven with the muffin light? 677 00:46:30,194 --> 00:46:33,755 That was like 20 years ago. I'm all grown up now. 678 00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:36,160 Yeah, you're probably right. 679 00:46:37,835 --> 00:46:40,201 I'm sure your arm sucks now, anyhow. 680 00:46:40,404 --> 00:46:44,238 God, that is so lame. Reverse psychology? 681 00:46:44,442 --> 00:46:47,605 You're such a loser. Man, you must have a big one, 682 00:46:47,812 --> 00:46:49,803 because I don't know what else my mom saw in you. 683 00:46:50,014 --> 00:46:52,847 You're not supposed to be talking about my... My one. 684 00:46:53,050 --> 00:46:54,517 You're 12 years old. 685 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,517 As far as you know, I'm like G.I. Joe down there, okay? 686 00:46:57,722 --> 00:46:59,656 I have the Internet, you know. I'm not stupid. 687 00:47:00,825 --> 00:47:03,692 Just come play with us, will you? 688 00:47:04,395 --> 00:47:06,727 It'll be fun. 689 00:47:07,598 --> 00:47:10,567 I'll pay for the clothes, okay? 690 00:47:10,768 --> 00:47:12,599 And I'll help you out with the car 691 00:47:12,804 --> 00:47:14,294 when it gets to that time. 692 00:47:14,505 --> 00:47:19,533 - But you know, you just... - No. Don't you get it? Just no. 693 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,840 All right, I've been disappointed before. 694 00:47:54,178 --> 00:47:56,146 All right, guys, listen up. 695 00:47:56,347 --> 00:47:58,941 This is Amanda Whurlitzer. She's your new pitcher. 696 00:47:59,784 --> 00:48:01,547 A girl? 697 00:48:01,752 --> 00:48:03,242 What's next, a cripple? 698 00:48:03,454 --> 00:48:06,582 Oh, I forgot. 699 00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:09,850 Dick. 700 00:48:11,128 --> 00:48:14,291 Hey, ain't you ever heard of "throws like a girl"? 701 00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:17,591 No, I never heard that. Get a mitt, fat-ass. 702 00:48:41,459 --> 00:48:44,087 I think I just entered puberty. 703 00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:46,120 Come on, Amanda. 704 00:48:46,898 --> 00:48:48,798 Strike three! 705 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:53,326 Up next, number 18, Justin Cahill. 706 00:49:04,048 --> 00:49:05,515 He's out! 707 00:49:05,716 --> 00:49:07,308 Now batting for the Angels, second baseman 708 00:49:08,686 --> 00:49:11,780 - Yanek Goldanueva. - Hey, Hooper, check this out. 709 00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:15,422 She's gonna come with a changeup, I can tell. 710 00:49:15,626 --> 00:49:16,957 She's psyching him out. 711 00:49:17,261 --> 00:49:19,388 A changeup is when it looks like it's gonna be a fastball, 712 00:49:19,597 --> 00:49:21,462 but she takes a little off of it. 713 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,361 Strike three! You're out! 714 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,934 Ball four! Take your base. 715 00:49:30,308 --> 00:49:33,072 Come on, somebody hit something. 716 00:49:33,277 --> 00:49:36,337 Next batter, Ahmad Abdul Rahim. 717 00:49:44,455 --> 00:49:46,047 Go! 718 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:48,720 Safe! 719 00:49:50,728 --> 00:49:52,389 Ahmad. 720 00:49:57,201 --> 00:49:58,828 Garo. 721 00:49:59,603 --> 00:50:02,128 Next up for the Bears, Toby Whitewood. 722 00:50:02,473 --> 00:50:03,872 Toby. 723 00:50:10,915 --> 00:50:12,644 Ball! 724 00:50:17,221 --> 00:50:19,212 Watch this, Hooper. 725 00:50:19,423 --> 00:50:22,290 The catcher's good. Just good enough to get in trouble. 726 00:50:27,598 --> 00:50:28,690 Strike one! 727 00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:31,299 Run, run, run! 728 00:50:32,770 --> 00:50:33,737 Safe! 729 00:50:33,938 --> 00:50:35,337 Yes! 730 00:50:37,908 --> 00:50:41,036 All right, way to go, guys. Way to go! Good hustle! 731 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,807 They're playing ball now, man. They're playing ball. 732 00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:55,315 Ball four! Take your base. 733 00:50:55,526 --> 00:50:57,824 Come on, guys! Let's hold them! 734 00:50:58,029 --> 00:51:01,328 - Number 28, Tyler Cohen. - Can't win if they don't score. 735 00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:07,170 Way to go, Miguel! Good catch, buddy! 736 00:51:07,972 --> 00:51:10,736 Way to go! We need two more, guys. Two more. 737 00:51:13,477 --> 00:51:14,444 Strike three! 738 00:51:15,112 --> 00:51:16,909 Come on, guys! Two out. 739 00:51:17,114 --> 00:51:19,446 We need one more, Amanda. Shut them down, honey. 740 00:51:31,395 --> 00:51:33,260 Get under it! Get under it! 741 00:51:35,966 --> 00:51:38,298 Throw it! Throw the ball! Hurry! 742 00:51:46,677 --> 00:51:47,803 Safe! 743 00:51:49,313 --> 00:51:52,476 What the hell is wrong with you, dipshit? 744 00:51:54,185 --> 00:51:56,244 Come on, guys, gather in. 745 00:52:06,230 --> 00:52:08,994 Garo, that was nice hustle out there today. 746 00:52:09,567 --> 00:52:12,832 And, Jose, muy bueno, buddy. 747 00:52:13,037 --> 00:52:16,666 Engelberg, you caught a hell of a game. You all did good today. 748 00:52:16,974 --> 00:52:20,102 Everyone except you, you booger-eating moron. 749 00:52:20,311 --> 00:52:22,211 Can't you catch one goddamn ball? 750 00:52:22,413 --> 00:52:25,211 - Come on, Tanner. - Even I could have caught that, 751 00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:26,906 and look at me. 752 00:52:27,685 --> 00:52:29,553 - Can't even move. - Hey, guys, come on. 753 00:52:29,553 --> 00:52:30,520 - Can't even move. - Hey, guys, come on. 754 00:52:30,721 --> 00:52:32,814 It's like I told you before, there's no "l" in team. 755 00:52:33,023 --> 00:52:37,084 - Yeah, but there's an M and an E. - There should be an F and a U. 756 00:52:37,294 --> 00:52:41,822 Hey, hey. Don't fall apart at the seams on me now. Come on, guys. 757 00:52:42,733 --> 00:52:44,701 Remember how bad we sucked two weeks ago? 758 00:52:44,902 --> 00:52:47,268 They smelled that shit up in Fresno. 759 00:52:47,671 --> 00:52:49,901 You almost won today. 760 00:52:50,274 --> 00:52:52,435 Hold your heads up high. 761 00:52:53,444 --> 00:52:54,672 Everybody in. 762 00:52:55,379 --> 00:52:56,846 Let's go. 763 00:52:57,047 --> 00:53:00,210 - Ready. One, two, three. - Bears! 764 00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:03,909 Good hit. That was a good one. Choke up on your bat. 765 00:53:04,455 --> 00:53:06,286 About that far, okay? 766 00:53:06,490 --> 00:53:08,617 Put it back on your shoulder. Back here. 767 00:53:08,826 --> 00:53:11,351 There you go, all right? 768 00:53:13,631 --> 00:53:15,531 Excellent. There you go. 769 00:53:17,868 --> 00:53:21,065 Yes, sir. Good cut, honey. 770 00:53:21,272 --> 00:53:23,433 Last pitch, guys! 771 00:53:35,553 --> 00:53:37,487 All right, guys, let's bring it in! 772 00:53:41,091 --> 00:53:44,891 Sister Sledge, that kid's got an arm on him. Who is that? 773 00:53:45,095 --> 00:53:46,585 That's Kelly Leak. 774 00:53:46,797 --> 00:53:50,062 Yep, he's a real badass. 775 00:53:52,870 --> 00:53:54,929 I heard he spent two years in juvie. 776 00:53:55,406 --> 00:53:56,964 You don't know how old he is, do you? 777 00:53:57,174 --> 00:54:00,007 He's in our grade, but he dates an eighth-grader. 778 00:54:00,211 --> 00:54:02,645 Someone told me he got a teacher pregnant. 779 00:54:02,846 --> 00:54:05,110 I heard he broke some kid's arm who owed him money. 780 00:54:05,316 --> 00:54:07,113 Why, I heard he broke both of his arms. 781 00:54:07,851 --> 00:54:11,014 I heard he puts money under your pillow when you lose a tooth. 782 00:54:11,222 --> 00:54:15,249 - That's the tooth fairy, you homo. - Actually, he only broke one arm. 783 00:54:15,459 --> 00:54:17,825 The other was just a minor fracture at the base of the humerus. 784 00:54:18,028 --> 00:54:20,826 Who cares about that crap. Can he play? 785 00:54:21,098 --> 00:54:23,362 You kidding? You saw that arm. 786 00:54:26,470 --> 00:54:28,529 I don't know, honey. 787 00:54:28,973 --> 00:54:30,065 I'll be fine. 788 00:54:31,642 --> 00:54:34,805 I don't like the looks of the place. I mean, look at those creeps. 789 00:54:35,012 --> 00:54:36,673 - I'll be fine. I'm cool. - You sure? 790 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,438 - Yeah. - You don't want me to go with you? 791 00:54:38,649 --> 00:54:39,616 No, I'm good. 792 00:54:39,817 --> 00:54:41,614 Listen, don't talk to anybody but what's-his-ass. 793 00:54:41,819 --> 00:54:43,480 I'll be fine. 794 00:54:45,889 --> 00:54:47,083 Amanda? 795 00:54:47,291 --> 00:54:48,815 - Shut up. - Okay. 796 00:55:06,143 --> 00:55:09,135 I bet I could do what you just did. It's easy. 797 00:55:09,346 --> 00:55:11,143 - How much? - I pull it off, 798 00:55:11,348 --> 00:55:13,509 - you come play for the Bears. - And if you don't? 799 00:55:14,084 --> 00:55:15,415 Whatever you want. 800 00:55:16,287 --> 00:55:18,016 Deal. 801 00:55:28,098 --> 00:55:31,033 - Well, what happened? - No deal. 802 00:55:31,468 --> 00:55:33,299 No deal? 803 00:55:34,938 --> 00:55:36,872 I thought you said you were good at this. 804 00:55:37,074 --> 00:55:39,872 I am. He's better. 805 00:55:41,512 --> 00:55:42,911 See you later. 806 00:55:47,751 --> 00:55:49,218 What does that mean? 807 00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:52,446 "I'll see you later"? I thought you said he was out. 808 00:55:52,690 --> 00:55:55,716 He is. I just lost the bet, and now I have to go out with him. 809 00:55:55,959 --> 00:56:00,293 You have to go out with him? You mean out like "out"? 810 00:56:01,965 --> 00:56:04,729 You're 12. There ain't no out when you're 12. 811 00:56:04,935 --> 00:56:08,302 Calm down, Boilermaker. It's just a show with some stupid band. 812 00:56:08,505 --> 00:56:12,168 I'm not a little girl anymore. I had my period, all right. 813 00:56:12,376 --> 00:56:14,901 Do you want me to have a stroke or something? 814 00:56:15,112 --> 00:56:17,603 Shut up. I'll be fine. 815 00:56:18,415 --> 00:56:20,713 Well, I'm going to the concert with you. 816 00:56:20,918 --> 00:56:23,284 Whatever. It's just some dumb skate band. 817 00:56:23,487 --> 00:56:27,082 - What the hell is a skate band? - You know, a skate band. 818 00:56:27,291 --> 00:56:28,315 The Bloodfarts. 819 00:56:28,826 --> 00:56:31,590 Bloodfarts. The Bloodfarts? 820 00:56:31,795 --> 00:56:34,889 Oh, I'm going with you. Bet your ass on that. 821 00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:38,568 No doubt. I'm going with you. 822 00:56:43,273 --> 00:56:44,262 Strike three! 823 00:56:49,313 --> 00:56:50,280 Strike three! 824 00:56:52,282 --> 00:56:54,443 Strike three! 825 00:56:57,121 --> 00:56:59,646 - Way to go, Amanda. Good game. - Pitched a good game, Amanda. 826 00:56:59,857 --> 00:57:03,554 No shit. Too bad we couldn't even score one run. 827 00:57:04,928 --> 00:57:07,590 Well, that's okay. We're doing better. 828 00:57:07,798 --> 00:57:09,698 We tied, guys. 829 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:13,961 I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, as my old coach used to say. 830 00:57:14,171 --> 00:57:16,639 But the way we've been coming along, it's more like kissing 831 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,274 a really hot stepsister, or something like that, you know, 832 00:57:19,476 --> 00:57:21,876 that you don't have so much tied up in. 833 00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:28,507 But anyway, I think... I'm just saying, pat yourselves on the back. 834 00:57:31,221 --> 00:57:35,453 Stay focused. I'll catch up with you guys. 835 00:57:35,659 --> 00:57:37,149 Kelly, how you doing? 836 00:57:37,361 --> 00:57:40,125 - Hey, coach. - I haven't seen you around. 837 00:57:40,330 --> 00:57:42,321 - What have you been up to? - Nothing. 838 00:57:42,533 --> 00:57:47,095 Wait. I have seen you around. We haven't even talked since you pulled 839 00:57:47,304 --> 00:57:49,898 that little Evel Knievel stunt the other day out there, huh? 840 00:57:50,107 --> 00:57:52,166 What's an "Evel Knievel"? 841 00:57:54,645 --> 00:57:58,445 Don't be a smart-ass. I could have called the cops on you for that. 842 00:57:59,349 --> 00:58:02,716 - Thanks, I'm real scared. - No, I'm serious. 843 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,583 Vandalizing public property. Disturbing the peace. 844 00:58:06,790 --> 00:58:09,384 You're too young to be riding that thing, you know. 845 00:58:10,394 --> 00:58:12,259 You're just a kid. 846 00:58:12,796 --> 00:58:16,960 Kelly, this field, it's for ball players. It's not for quitters. 847 00:58:17,167 --> 00:58:22,195 If it was for quitters, it would be your field. But it's not. 848 00:58:22,639 --> 00:58:24,630 I'd call your dad, if anybody knew where he was. 849 00:58:24,842 --> 00:58:27,606 - Listen, old man... - Hey, now, you listen to me. 850 00:58:28,345 --> 00:58:30,813 Nobody wants you around here, all right? 851 00:58:31,181 --> 00:58:32,739 Do you understand? 852 00:58:35,986 --> 00:58:38,614 Do you think people like seeing your nuts? 853 00:58:53,604 --> 00:58:55,572 Hey, look who it is. 854 00:58:55,772 --> 00:58:59,003 Yeah, it's the Bears' best player. 855 00:59:03,881 --> 00:59:06,145 Hope you're not getting wet! 856 00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:11,745 Nobody picks on him but me! 857 00:59:17,728 --> 00:59:19,423 Let's go! Come on! 858 00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:30,337 Yeah, that's right. Run away, bitches! 859 00:59:43,053 --> 00:59:44,953 Nobody ever stood up for me before. 860 00:59:45,155 --> 00:59:50,218 Yeah? Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to. 861 00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:57,165 All right, guys, inside corner of the bag. 862 00:59:59,002 --> 01:00:00,765 Hey, guys... 863 01:00:01,038 --> 01:00:04,269 ...let's bring it in. Come on, to the dugout. 864 01:00:04,474 --> 01:00:06,066 - Everybody to the dugout. - Buttermaker. 865 01:00:06,276 --> 01:00:08,369 - Yeah. - Remember that time I played sick, 866 01:00:08,579 --> 01:00:11,343 and mom went to work and then you busted me? 867 01:00:11,548 --> 01:00:12,810 - And then... - You guys, sit down! 868 01:00:13,016 --> 01:00:15,348 And then we went to Zuma and went bodysurfing? 869 01:00:15,552 --> 01:00:17,042 - We should do that again. - Sit down. 870 01:00:17,254 --> 01:00:19,552 - I got something to talk to you about. - Mr. Buttermaker. 871 01:00:19,756 --> 01:00:21,155 - Mr. Buttermaker. - What? 872 01:00:21,358 --> 01:00:23,918 I gotta leave early today. We're doing leather tanning in art club. 873 01:00:24,127 --> 01:00:25,253 Okay. Oh, another class. Great. Okay. 874 01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:28,772 All right, guys, listen up. 875 01:00:29,813 --> 01:00:32,407 "To Coach Buttermaker from league headquarters. 876 01:00:32,616 --> 01:00:35,483 Regarding player safety and league liability. 877 01:00:35,685 --> 01:00:38,051 A reminder that according to Regulation 236, 878 01:00:38,255 --> 01:00:42,783 all players must wear a comprehensive genital defense apparatus." 879 01:00:42,993 --> 01:00:46,588 Now, basically, what that translates to is that if any of you guys get hurt, 880 01:00:46,796 --> 01:00:49,424 they're going to sue my ass so hard, they're going to garnish my turds. 881 01:00:49,633 --> 01:00:51,123 So wear these things. 882 01:00:51,334 --> 01:00:53,393 Pass them down, sweetie. 883 01:00:56,206 --> 01:00:58,197 Also, you'll wanna write your names on them, 884 01:00:58,575 --> 01:01:00,543 because that's how you get crabs. 885 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:02,939 And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon 886 01:01:03,146 --> 01:01:05,637 picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb. 887 01:01:05,849 --> 01:01:08,409 Give me one. Gotta protect the family jewels. 888 01:01:09,085 --> 01:01:12,350 Who you kidding? When is the last time you even saw them? 889 01:01:15,258 --> 01:01:17,351 - Does that make any sense? - Yeah. 890 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,495 Do you speak Latin? I'm much better at Latin. 891 01:01:20,697 --> 01:01:22,358 I don't need these. 892 01:01:22,799 --> 01:01:24,892 - Really? - I'll take it. 893 01:01:25,902 --> 01:01:27,802 All right. 894 01:01:29,939 --> 01:01:32,464 He can throw all right, but you think he can hit? 895 01:01:32,676 --> 01:01:35,201 - Let's find out. - Here. 896 01:01:44,187 --> 01:01:46,178 Is that all you got? 897 01:01:48,224 --> 01:01:49,452 Okay. 898 01:01:49,659 --> 01:01:52,127 Got a smart-ass here. Burn it up. 899 01:01:52,329 --> 01:01:54,194 Don't hold back. 900 01:02:34,671 --> 01:02:37,538 Hey, what time you get off? 901 01:02:37,741 --> 01:02:41,370 Engelberg, what kind of diet lets you eat seven hot dogs? 902 01:02:41,578 --> 01:02:42,977 No buns. 903 01:02:43,179 --> 01:02:46,740 I can have as many as I want, dipshit. 904 01:02:47,684 --> 01:02:50,915 My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs... 905 01:02:51,121 --> 01:02:53,351 ...are mental patients... 906 01:02:53,556 --> 01:02:55,353 ...and Texans. 907 01:02:59,362 --> 01:03:01,592 Chinese people count with beads. 908 01:03:04,634 --> 01:03:06,864 Could you please remove your hand from my space? 909 01:03:07,070 --> 01:03:10,130 I think it is clearly defined by the perimeter of my plate. 910 01:03:10,340 --> 01:03:12,433 Hey, cut it out, poop-face! 911 01:03:12,642 --> 01:03:13,836 Poop-face? 912 01:03:14,043 --> 01:03:15,635 Are you kidding me? 913 01:03:15,845 --> 01:03:18,507 Elmo flips better shit than you. 914 01:03:18,715 --> 01:03:22,014 Well, perhaps you can help me to broaden my lexicon. 915 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,712 Perhaps. 916 01:03:30,927 --> 01:03:35,330 She don't lie, she don't lie She don't lie 917 01:03:35,532 --> 01:03:38,194 Cocaine 918 01:04:02,225 --> 01:04:03,988 Hey, coach. 919 01:04:21,711 --> 01:04:22,939 Out! 920 01:05:16,766 --> 01:05:18,700 Three feet! He missed it by three feet! 921 01:05:18,902 --> 01:05:22,269 Three feet! Three feet! Oh, you want to see spit? 922 01:05:22,472 --> 01:05:24,167 Yeah! Oh, that's nice. 923 01:05:24,374 --> 01:05:28,140 There's spit, okay? And what are you on? I want some. 924 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:34,883 Out! 925 01:05:35,852 --> 01:05:38,343 One, two, three! Angels! 926 01:06:46,522 --> 01:06:47,989 Safe! 927 01:07:05,575 --> 01:07:07,008 Come on, get out of the way. 928 01:07:07,510 --> 01:07:08,943 Damn it! 929 01:07:09,145 --> 01:07:10,112 Let go of me! 930 01:07:10,313 --> 01:07:11,837 Watch it, asshole. 931 01:07:12,048 --> 01:07:13,538 I said watch it! 932 01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:15,149 Let go of me! 933 01:07:15,351 --> 01:07:17,114 Let me tell you something... Hey! 934 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,448 Put me down! Put me down! 935 01:07:20,857 --> 01:07:22,722 Put me down! Damn it. 936 01:07:25,595 --> 01:07:28,621 - Thank you. - God bless you, François. 937 01:07:28,831 --> 01:07:32,927 Sorry I'm late, but I've been up to my ears in rat pellets all day. 938 01:07:33,836 --> 01:07:35,133 That's okay. 939 01:07:35,338 --> 01:07:36,600 Thank you for coming. 940 01:07:37,173 --> 01:07:38,902 No sweat. 941 01:07:39,876 --> 01:07:41,741 I got you something. 942 01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:45,813 Infused vinegars. 943 01:07:46,783 --> 01:07:50,241 Don't ask me where I find the time, but I made them myself. 944 01:07:50,453 --> 01:07:52,045 Basil and tarragon, 945 01:07:52,255 --> 01:07:55,315 red pepper and oregano. 946 01:07:57,527 --> 01:07:59,392 Shiso 947 01:07:59,595 --> 01:08:01,790 and rice vinegar. 948 01:08:01,998 --> 01:08:03,397 It's... 949 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,760 ...great on chicken. 950 01:08:09,072 --> 01:08:11,438 Yeah, well, I got a spastic colon, 951 01:08:11,641 --> 01:08:14,109 but I'll give it a shot. 952 01:08:14,310 --> 01:08:18,041 Buttermaker, you deserve a celebration. 953 01:08:18,247 --> 01:08:21,045 What you have done for Toby and those children, 954 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,343 it is nothing short of miraculous. 955 01:08:23,553 --> 01:08:26,852 I mean, we are one game away from the championships. 956 01:08:27,056 --> 01:08:28,819 It's... 957 01:08:29,025 --> 01:08:31,391 ...unbelievable. It's... 958 01:08:31,594 --> 01:08:34,085 Congratulations. Thank you. 959 01:08:34,297 --> 01:08:36,162 Well, the kids are great. They really are. 960 01:08:36,365 --> 01:08:38,799 So, it's, you know, kind of their deal. 961 01:08:39,001 --> 01:08:40,263 You know, I have to admit that 962 01:08:40,470 --> 01:08:43,439 while growing up, I was never much for sports, 963 01:08:43,639 --> 01:08:45,539 or the sports-type, really. 964 01:08:45,742 --> 01:08:48,734 But since I've been watching you turn the team around, 965 01:08:48,945 --> 01:08:52,346 I have been thinking a lot about you. 966 01:08:54,650 --> 01:08:56,811 I have that effect on women. 967 01:08:57,553 --> 01:08:59,953 - Really. - Yeah. 968 01:09:00,857 --> 01:09:03,553 Well, I haven't paid for sex in years. 969 01:09:04,927 --> 01:09:07,452 I think a lot of it has to do 970 01:09:07,663 --> 01:09:10,097 with getting older and... 971 01:09:10,299 --> 01:09:13,598 ...you know, being more distinguished. 972 01:09:13,803 --> 01:09:19,105 I was thinking more along the lines of the dangerous type. 973 01:09:19,308 --> 01:09:22,106 What you hear about... 974 01:09:22,311 --> 01:09:24,142 ...the bad boy, 975 01:09:24,347 --> 01:09:26,941 the sexy scumbag, 976 01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:29,948 the serial killer who gets married in prison. 977 01:09:30,153 --> 01:09:34,112 I have never felt like that. 978 01:09:35,124 --> 01:09:36,557 Until I met you. 979 01:09:38,728 --> 01:09:41,196 Well, thanks. 980 01:09:54,243 --> 01:09:55,369 Mr. Buttermaker. 981 01:09:56,779 --> 01:09:58,076 What do you say, Whitewood? 982 01:09:59,549 --> 01:10:00,777 What are doing here? 983 01:10:04,921 --> 01:10:08,015 Listen, kid. I... 984 01:10:08,457 --> 01:10:10,015 There's something... 985 01:10:11,861 --> 01:10:15,160 ...that you need to do, and that's oil your mitt all the time. 986 01:10:15,364 --> 01:10:18,197 So I came by to check and make sure you oil your mitt. 987 01:10:19,168 --> 01:10:20,795 Really? 988 01:10:21,003 --> 01:10:23,062 Oh, yeah, I'm always watching. 989 01:10:23,873 --> 01:10:26,000 Okay, I'll go get it. 990 01:10:26,209 --> 01:10:28,575 - Be right back. - Good deal. 991 01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:35,383 Look at you. 992 01:10:35,585 --> 01:10:36,552 Gorgeous. 993 01:10:36,752 --> 01:10:39,152 - Gorgeous. - I don't know, it's a little... 994 01:10:39,355 --> 01:10:40,913 Looking good. 995 01:10:41,424 --> 01:10:44,825 - Hey. - What, you joined the circus? 996 01:10:45,027 --> 01:10:46,961 - Tanner! - Where's the toilet? 997 01:10:47,163 --> 01:10:48,460 I gotta pinch a mean one. 998 01:10:48,664 --> 01:10:50,325 Engelberg! These are my friends! 999 01:10:50,533 --> 01:10:54,333 It all right, sweetie. I got a little butterball just like him at home. 1000 01:10:54,537 --> 01:10:57,165 Down the hall and to the left, fatty. 1001 01:10:58,074 --> 01:10:59,939 What are you jerk-offs doing here? 1002 01:11:00,142 --> 01:11:01,473 The Giants beat the White Sox. 1003 01:11:01,677 --> 01:11:04,111 If we beat the Giants, we're in the championship. 1004 01:11:04,313 --> 01:11:06,747 - Really? - Yeah, we're celebrating. 1005 01:11:06,949 --> 01:11:09,782 So take off the hooker suit, let's go. 1006 01:11:09,986 --> 01:11:11,317 Come on. 1007 01:11:12,021 --> 01:11:13,989 I don't have to tell you who we play for the pennant 1008 01:11:14,190 --> 01:11:16,090 when we blow past these Giants today. 1009 01:11:16,292 --> 01:11:18,157 Right now, we're the hottest team in the league. 1010 01:11:18,361 --> 01:11:19,623 What does that mean for the Giants? 1011 01:11:19,829 --> 01:11:22,127 Bad news for the Giants! 1012 01:11:22,531 --> 01:11:25,364 - Here we go. One, two, three! - Break! 1013 01:11:25,568 --> 01:11:27,365 Hey, Kelly, hang on. 1014 01:11:27,570 --> 01:11:30,061 Listen, I want you to be like a vacuum cleaner out there today. 1015 01:11:30,273 --> 01:11:32,002 Anything even close to you, you suck it up. 1016 01:11:32,208 --> 01:11:33,903 These boys are weak. I don't want to blow it. 1017 01:11:34,110 --> 01:11:37,011 We're knocking on the door, understand? Come on, let's go! 1018 01:11:37,213 --> 01:11:39,181 All right, guys, let's go. 1019 01:11:47,523 --> 01:11:49,855 Way to go, Kelly! Way to go, buddy! 1020 01:11:50,059 --> 01:11:52,653 Way to hustle. Way to hustle. 1021 01:11:56,499 --> 01:11:58,399 Strike three! 1022 01:12:08,411 --> 01:12:10,276 I got it! I got it! 1023 01:12:15,351 --> 01:12:17,148 Hey, I told you I got it. 1024 01:12:17,353 --> 01:12:20,652 Yeah, sorry. 1025 01:12:20,856 --> 01:12:23,222 Way to go! Tanner. 1026 01:12:23,426 --> 01:12:24,825 Good job, buddy. Good job. 1027 01:12:25,027 --> 01:12:26,392 I ain't doing it no more. 1028 01:12:26,595 --> 01:12:30,531 Hey, hey, hey. Now's not the time to punk out, okay? Understand me? 1029 01:12:30,733 --> 01:12:33,463 You do what I told you, you hear me? Do what I told you. 1030 01:12:33,669 --> 01:12:36,399 You are not going to screw this up for me. Understand? 1031 01:12:36,605 --> 01:12:38,004 Understand? 1032 01:12:38,207 --> 01:12:40,107 Go get your bat. You're up. 1033 01:12:40,309 --> 01:12:42,402 Otherwise, why are you here? 1034 01:12:44,046 --> 01:12:47,812 Leading off for the Bears, Kelly Leak. 1035 01:12:55,491 --> 01:12:57,584 Strike one! 1036 01:12:57,793 --> 01:12:59,351 Come on, Kelly! 1037 01:13:02,665 --> 01:13:04,826 - Strike two! - He could have hit that. 1038 01:13:05,034 --> 01:13:06,968 Time! Time-out. 1039 01:13:07,403 --> 01:13:08,734 Time! 1040 01:13:08,938 --> 01:13:10,166 Kelly, come here. 1041 01:13:10,373 --> 01:13:11,840 Come here. 1042 01:13:12,041 --> 01:13:14,202 Come here. What, are you playing mind games with me now? 1043 01:13:14,410 --> 01:13:16,037 We're that close to the championship. 1044 01:13:16,245 --> 01:13:18,304 You got daddy issues or something? Hit the goddamn ball. 1045 01:13:18,514 --> 01:13:20,379 Now get in there. Come on. 1046 01:13:35,531 --> 01:13:37,089 Yeah! 1047 01:13:41,604 --> 01:13:44,732 It's a home run for Kelly Leak. 1048 01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:47,033 The Bears win 2-1. 1049 01:13:47,643 --> 01:13:51,409 The Bears advance to the finals this Saturday against the Yankees. 1050 01:14:02,024 --> 01:14:05,323 Way to go, Kelly! We're going to the championship! 1051 01:14:16,539 --> 01:14:18,166 See you there. 1052 01:14:22,311 --> 01:14:23,539 It's cold. 1053 01:14:23,746 --> 01:14:26,772 It's supposed to be cold. Just keep your arm in it. 1054 01:14:28,117 --> 01:14:31,416 Hey, Buttermaker, Mom's gonna be here tomorrow. 1055 01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:32,678 Perfect. 1056 01:14:32,888 --> 01:14:34,617 You know, I was thinking, maybe afterwards, 1057 01:14:34,824 --> 01:14:38,282 we can go to Tony Roma's for the Carolina Honeys, right? 1058 01:14:39,028 --> 01:14:40,359 Right. 1059 01:14:40,563 --> 01:14:43,930 Like I'm gonna take you little shits to a fancy place like Tony Roma's. 1060 01:14:44,133 --> 01:14:47,830 - Do you think I'm made out of money? - Fine. Just us, then. 1061 01:14:49,638 --> 01:14:52,129 Amanda, you really... 1062 01:14:52,341 --> 01:14:54,400 You got to quit trying to make me daddy, because... 1063 01:14:54,610 --> 01:14:56,009 I didn't say that. 1064 01:14:56,212 --> 01:14:57,577 Just friends. 1065 01:14:57,780 --> 01:14:59,543 You know, we can hang out. 1066 01:14:59,748 --> 01:15:01,306 We can go to Zuma. 1067 01:15:02,118 --> 01:15:04,245 Go bodysurfing. 1068 01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:06,384 Why are you talking about bodysurfing? 1069 01:15:06,589 --> 01:15:08,989 Remember when I played sick, and we went to Zuma? 1070 01:15:10,192 --> 01:15:11,557 Don't you remember? 1071 01:15:12,128 --> 01:15:14,062 No, I don't remember that. 1072 01:15:14,263 --> 01:15:16,595 I don't know what you're talking about. 1073 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:21,493 But, you know, I was always drunk in those days, so I forgot a lot of shit. 1074 01:15:22,338 --> 01:15:23,999 Look, the fact of the matter is... 1075 01:15:26,942 --> 01:15:29,137 You don't have any business hanging out with me. 1076 01:15:29,345 --> 01:15:32,940 - I'm a damn loser, and you know it. - No, you're not. Not to me. 1077 01:15:33,149 --> 01:15:35,379 Come on, Amanda. 1078 01:15:35,584 --> 01:15:36,983 I'm a drunk. 1079 01:15:37,186 --> 01:15:38,619 You said it yourself. 1080 01:15:38,821 --> 01:15:42,621 I make a living killing rats to pay rent on a trailer. 1081 01:15:43,559 --> 01:15:45,424 In Sun Valley. 1082 01:15:46,762 --> 01:15:48,821 I'm a washout. 1083 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,730 - Come on, Buttermaker... - Just stop it! 1084 01:15:55,304 --> 01:15:57,204 Don't you think if I wanted to play house with you, 1085 01:15:57,406 --> 01:16:00,307 I might have called you sometime in the last three years? But I didn't, did I? 1086 01:16:00,509 --> 01:16:02,238 - You know what...? - Just stop it! 1087 01:16:02,444 --> 01:16:05,413 You're here for one reason, and that reason is sitting in that ice right now. 1088 01:16:05,614 --> 01:16:08,082 Just leave it at that, will you? 1089 01:16:08,851 --> 01:16:11,012 I know why I'm here. 1090 01:16:13,222 --> 01:16:15,588 Just felt sorry for you, that's all. 1091 01:16:49,825 --> 01:16:52,055 I'm just saying, keep your glove oiled. 1092 01:16:52,261 --> 01:16:55,560 I mean, he came over to check mine. 1093 01:16:55,764 --> 01:16:57,459 - Really? - Yeah. 1094 01:16:58,234 --> 01:17:00,361 - Hey. - Don't talk to me. 1095 01:17:00,569 --> 01:17:02,594 I'm only here for them. 1096 01:17:08,344 --> 01:17:09,868 Toby. 1097 01:17:12,114 --> 01:17:14,947 - Yo, what the hell? - What? 1098 01:17:15,150 --> 01:17:17,880 - Something wrong? - You would know, dickweed. 1099 01:17:18,087 --> 01:17:20,954 - What did you say? - You heard me. 1100 01:17:22,992 --> 01:17:24,323 Hey, what's up with you guys? 1101 01:17:24,526 --> 01:17:25,925 - He's a ball-hog! - Yeah? 1102 01:17:26,128 --> 01:17:28,392 Well, that ball-hog won your last game. 1103 01:17:28,597 --> 01:17:30,292 So calm your ass down. 1104 01:17:30,499 --> 01:17:33,935 - Stay out of it, Engelberg! - Speak for yourself, shorty. 1105 01:17:34,136 --> 01:17:35,330 Taking sides, Slim-Fast? 1106 01:17:35,537 --> 01:17:36,629 You got a problem, Tanner? 1107 01:17:36,839 --> 01:17:40,206 No, you do. It's called me putting a foot up your ass. 1108 01:17:40,409 --> 01:17:42,570 Guys, come on! 1109 01:17:44,713 --> 01:17:46,874 - Break it up! - Hey! 1110 01:17:47,816 --> 01:17:48,783 Hey! 1111 01:17:48,984 --> 01:17:51,043 - Break it up! - Break it up! 1112 01:17:51,253 --> 01:17:52,379 Come on, come on, come on. 1113 01:17:52,588 --> 01:17:54,385 Get up, get up. 1114 01:17:54,590 --> 01:17:56,251 Get up! 1115 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:58,050 Now, stand still and listen to me. 1116 01:17:58,260 --> 01:18:00,751 I said stop it. Okay? 1117 01:18:03,432 --> 01:18:04,558 Now, what the hell is going on? 1118 01:18:04,767 --> 01:18:06,325 He's a dick. He thinks he's better than us. 1119 01:18:06,535 --> 01:18:08,366 - Who? - Him. 1120 01:18:08,904 --> 01:18:11,600 He is. How do you think we got this far? 1121 01:18:11,807 --> 01:18:13,775 Wasn't your playing, that's for sure. 1122 01:18:13,976 --> 01:18:15,375 I don't need this crap, I'm out. 1123 01:18:15,577 --> 01:18:16,601 - Come here. - No, stop. 1124 01:18:16,812 --> 01:18:20,407 You stand still. Stop it! Stop it! 1125 01:18:20,616 --> 01:18:22,083 I said stop it! 1126 01:18:26,355 --> 01:18:27,947 Now, I told him to cover for you. 1127 01:18:28,157 --> 01:18:30,557 So if you're going to yell at somebody, you yell at me, okay? 1128 01:18:30,759 --> 01:18:33,125 - You did? - Yeah, I did. 1129 01:18:33,329 --> 01:18:34,887 You wanna win, right? 1130 01:18:35,097 --> 01:18:36,564 Isn't that what you guys wanna do, win? 1131 01:18:38,934 --> 01:18:41,732 Now, quit acting like a bunch of damn babies. 1132 01:18:42,604 --> 01:18:44,333 Because we got a chance. 1133 01:18:46,308 --> 01:18:48,401 Pick your gloves up. 1134 01:18:48,610 --> 01:18:50,635 We got a championship to win. 1135 01:18:51,847 --> 01:18:53,712 The entire season 1136 01:18:53,916 --> 01:18:55,907 and everything we've worked for comes down 1137 01:18:56,118 --> 01:18:58,245 to the next six innings that you play. 1138 01:18:59,254 --> 01:19:02,587 How you do, and the result of that effort, 1139 01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:04,622 is gonna have a big bearing 1140 01:19:04,827 --> 01:19:08,092 on how you feel about yourself in the next year. 1141 01:19:08,297 --> 01:19:11,994 You gonna go through the world seeing yourself as a winner... 1142 01:19:12,668 --> 01:19:14,533 ...or a loser? 1143 01:19:15,371 --> 01:19:18,636 Because believe me, being a winner is just... 1144 01:19:18,841 --> 01:19:21,469 Is just... I don't know, is just better. 1145 01:19:22,478 --> 01:19:24,969 The way I see it, that trophy up there has got your name on it. 1146 01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:29,276 And those guys over there are trying to steal it from you. 1147 01:19:29,485 --> 01:19:31,919 - Whose trophy is it, Danny? - Ours, coach. 1148 01:19:33,355 --> 01:19:35,619 Whose name is on that trophy, Sanchez? 1149 01:19:35,824 --> 01:19:36,791 Yankees? 1150 01:19:36,992 --> 01:19:38,653 Take a good long look at your opponents. 1151 01:19:38,861 --> 01:19:41,329 Do they look like champions? 1152 01:19:42,097 --> 01:19:44,224 Not for me to say. 1153 01:19:45,567 --> 01:19:46,864 But no, they don't. 1154 01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,337 You're a great team, 1155 01:19:49,538 --> 01:19:52,405 it's been a great season, but it's not over yet. 1156 01:19:53,242 --> 01:19:55,608 Let's go finish it, huh? One, two, three! 1157 01:19:55,811 --> 01:19:57,608 Yankees! 1158 01:19:58,747 --> 01:19:59,941 All right, let's go, guys. 1159 01:20:00,149 --> 01:20:01,480 One, two, three! 1160 01:20:01,683 --> 01:20:03,514 Bears! 1161 01:20:04,420 --> 01:20:07,116 Hustle up, guys. Let's go get them. 1162 01:20:13,662 --> 01:20:19,362 B- E-A-R-S! Go, Bears! Go, Bears! 1163 01:20:20,602 --> 01:20:21,864 Go, Toby! 1164 01:20:22,070 --> 01:20:26,734 Now batting for the Yankees, number 10, Jimmy Wilkins. 1165 01:20:29,344 --> 01:20:30,811 Strike one! 1166 01:20:31,013 --> 01:20:32,708 All right! All right, Amanda! 1167 01:20:33,248 --> 01:20:34,909 Way to go, honey. 1168 01:20:42,758 --> 01:20:44,248 - Safe! - Way to go, Jimmy! . 1169 01:20:44,460 --> 01:20:45,552 Good hustle. 1170 01:20:45,928 --> 01:20:48,658 That's pretty good, guys. Did you see that? Damn near got him. 1171 01:20:48,864 --> 01:20:50,923 Way to get down the line. 1172 01:20:51,533 --> 01:20:54,331 If it wasn't for Kelly and that chick, you guys wouldn't even be here. 1173 01:20:54,536 --> 01:20:57,096 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 1174 01:20:57,306 --> 01:21:00,503 - None of you can play worth shit. - Oh, yeah? 1175 01:21:00,709 --> 01:21:04,372 Yeah. What are you going to do about it, Oreo? 1176 01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:08,516 Now batting, number 9, Joey Bullock. 1177 01:21:11,386 --> 01:21:13,115 There it is! 1178 01:21:14,389 --> 01:21:15,356 Let's go, let's go! 1179 01:21:15,557 --> 01:21:17,218 Take third! Take third! 1180 01:21:21,430 --> 01:21:23,159 Safe! 1181 01:21:31,507 --> 01:21:34,908 Amanda, your training bra's too tight! 1182 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,441 Strike three! 1183 01:21:40,983 --> 01:21:45,716 We got one, we got two, pitch this one out! Easy out. 1184 01:21:54,730 --> 01:21:56,857 - Ball. - Go, go, go! 1185 01:21:59,668 --> 01:22:00,794 Safe! 1186 01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:03,130 You okay? Come on, get up. 1187 01:22:03,338 --> 01:22:04,305 Come on. 1188 01:22:04,506 --> 01:22:06,133 All right! 1189 01:22:07,643 --> 01:22:11,340 - You okay, sweetie? - Here's what I'm gonna do, cracker. 1190 01:22:14,616 --> 01:22:16,516 Hey, get back in the dugout. Hey! 1191 01:22:22,658 --> 01:22:25,525 - Break it up! - Break it up, guys. Come on! 1192 01:22:27,529 --> 01:22:28,996 See you, Mr. Shitty! 1193 01:22:34,336 --> 01:22:35,894 Damn right, loser! 1194 01:22:36,104 --> 01:22:37,230 - Get off him! - Get off of me! 1195 01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:40,897 - Get behind the plate. Come on. - Get back. Get back. 1196 01:22:42,678 --> 01:22:44,475 Back on the field! 1197 01:22:46,582 --> 01:22:48,948 - Get out there! - You guys are a bunch of punks. 1198 01:22:49,151 --> 01:22:50,516 Is this what you teach them? 1199 01:22:50,719 --> 01:22:52,846 You bowl over little girls like that? Is that what you do? 1200 01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:54,955 It's called baseball, or maybe you forgot. 1201 01:22:55,157 --> 01:22:57,625 Don't talk about fair play when your kids are throwing punches. 1202 01:22:57,826 --> 01:23:00,294 It's horseshit baseball, and you know it! So you watch them, okay? 1203 01:23:00,495 --> 01:23:03,225 You ought to take a good look at yourself, you has-been. 1204 01:23:03,432 --> 01:23:06,458 Traded it all in for booze and broads, you're disgusting. 1205 01:23:06,668 --> 01:23:08,192 - What did you say? - You can't hear me? 1206 01:23:08,403 --> 01:23:10,394 Say it again! Say it again! 1207 01:23:11,273 --> 01:23:12,763 Get back to your dugout, you crybaby! 1208 01:23:12,975 --> 01:23:14,670 Listen to you, crybaby. 1209 01:23:14,876 --> 01:23:17,174 - Get to your drug-out, you... - Buttermaker, dugout! 1210 01:23:17,379 --> 01:23:19,244 Sorry, chief. Sorry. 1211 01:23:19,448 --> 01:23:21,609 You want to play ball, Grape-Nuts? Let's play! 1212 01:23:21,817 --> 01:23:23,216 All right? 1213 01:23:23,418 --> 01:23:24,851 Piece of shit. 1214 01:23:25,287 --> 01:23:28,381 - Play ball! - Cream it, Whitewood! 1215 01:23:28,857 --> 01:23:30,051 Come on, Whitewood. 1216 01:23:30,459 --> 01:23:32,324 Come on, buddy. Get a piece of it. 1217 01:23:39,635 --> 01:23:41,159 Come on, Joe. 1218 01:23:41,536 --> 01:23:43,333 You're better than that, son. 1219 01:23:43,538 --> 01:23:46,302 - Good job, Toby. - Thanks. 1220 01:23:46,508 --> 01:23:47,702 I would've tagged you out, 1221 01:23:47,909 --> 01:23:50,935 but I was afraid your mom would've sued the ball. 1222 01:23:51,146 --> 01:23:53,137 Let's go, Abdul. Let's go, buddy. 1223 01:23:53,348 --> 01:23:54,337 Keep it going. 1224 01:23:54,549 --> 01:23:56,278 Ahmad... Is it Abdul or Ahmad? 1225 01:23:56,485 --> 01:23:57,918 - Ahmad. - Whatever it is. 1226 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:01,180 Ahmad, let's keep it going, buddy! Way to go! 1227 01:24:08,730 --> 01:24:09,697 Joey! 1228 01:24:10,132 --> 01:24:12,100 Hey, that was your play! That was your play. 1229 01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:15,599 Get your ass over there. Pull your head out, son. 1230 01:24:16,071 --> 01:24:17,834 Hey, Garo, come here. 1231 01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:21,102 Listen, you hit lefty, so he's gonna pitch you in tight, all right? 1232 01:24:21,309 --> 01:24:23,038 So I want you to lean into it and take the hit. 1233 01:24:23,245 --> 01:24:24,303 I can't. 1234 01:24:24,513 --> 01:24:27,346 See, here's the thing. If you get on, we're loaded, and Kelly is up next. 1235 01:24:27,549 --> 01:24:30,109 - Now, come on. Let's do it. - I just want to hit the ball. 1236 01:24:30,318 --> 01:24:32,252 Well, sometimes it's better if the ball hits you. 1237 01:24:32,454 --> 01:24:34,945 It's called taking one for the team. Now, let's go. Come on, Garo! 1238 01:24:35,157 --> 01:24:36,419 Let's go, buddy! 1239 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:37,683 Be alert, guys! 1240 01:24:37,893 --> 01:24:39,520 Now batting from the left side of the plate, 1241 01:24:39,728 --> 01:24:42,595 number 10, Garo Daragebrigadian. 1242 01:24:51,506 --> 01:24:53,064 Ball! Take your base. 1243 01:24:53,275 --> 01:24:56,073 That's the way, buddy! That's what I'm talking about, right there. 1244 01:24:56,278 --> 01:24:59,304 That's what I'm talking about. Way to take it, buddy. 1245 01:25:02,050 --> 01:25:03,278 Next batter for the Bears, 1246 01:25:03,485 --> 01:25:05,248 - number 5, Kelly Leak. - Come on, Kelly! 1247 01:25:05,854 --> 01:25:06,912 Kick some ass! 1248 01:25:10,692 --> 01:25:11,750 Hey, Buttocks! 1249 01:25:13,562 --> 01:25:16,554 - Watch this. - Yeah. 1250 01:25:39,121 --> 01:25:40,884 What are you guys doing? 1251 01:25:46,294 --> 01:25:49,058 - Strike two! - That's okay, Joey. 1252 01:25:49,264 --> 01:25:52,791 It's all right. Focus. Just relax. Relax! 1253 01:25:53,001 --> 01:25:54,866 Your old man help you pee too? 1254 01:25:55,403 --> 01:25:56,836 "Shake it a little more, Joey. 1255 01:25:57,038 --> 01:25:59,802 Don't want to get any stains on your underwear." 1256 01:26:00,008 --> 01:26:01,305 Keep talking, fatty. 1257 01:26:01,510 --> 01:26:02,909 Whatever. 1258 01:26:06,381 --> 01:26:07,541 God! 1259 01:26:07,749 --> 01:26:09,114 See you later, Joey. 1260 01:26:09,317 --> 01:26:11,012 Have a nice time on the bench. 1261 01:26:11,219 --> 01:26:13,744 Now batting, number 3. 1262 01:26:19,628 --> 01:26:21,186 Go, baby! Go, baby! Go, baby! 1263 01:26:21,396 --> 01:26:23,523 Watch it, watch it. Go! Yes! 1264 01:26:23,732 --> 01:26:25,700 Yes! Yes! 1265 01:26:26,735 --> 01:26:28,396 Get out there! That's how you do it! 1266 01:26:30,605 --> 01:26:32,436 Hey, Buttermaker! 1267 01:26:39,748 --> 01:26:41,238 Time! 1268 01:26:43,084 --> 01:26:44,278 What the hell is wrong with you? 1269 01:26:44,486 --> 01:26:46,579 Why don't you just put a bow on it, huh? 1270 01:26:46,788 --> 01:26:48,722 It's my arm. It's killing me. 1271 01:26:48,924 --> 01:26:50,221 Don't wanna hear it. Want Toby in? 1272 01:26:50,425 --> 01:26:52,017 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you want to win? 1273 01:26:52,227 --> 01:26:53,455 - Yeah, I do. - Yeah? 1274 01:26:53,662 --> 01:26:54,959 - Yeah. - Then get it together. 1275 01:26:55,163 --> 01:26:56,892 Number 12, Mike Van Horn. 1276 01:27:02,604 --> 01:27:03,628 Safe! 1277 01:27:04,039 --> 01:27:05,700 Good hustle, Van Horn! Way to beat it out! 1278 01:27:05,907 --> 01:27:10,037 What in the hell are you doing? This is not T-ball! 1279 01:27:10,245 --> 01:27:13,146 You guys watching that? Let's go, let's go. Good job. 1280 01:27:13,348 --> 01:27:14,315 Jesus Christ. 1281 01:27:14,516 --> 01:27:17,974 Number 14, left fielder, Jeff Wong. 1282 01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:27,123 Fair ball! 1283 01:27:32,601 --> 01:27:33,568 Safe! 1284 01:27:33,768 --> 01:27:36,066 Wait. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey ump. 1285 01:27:36,271 --> 01:27:38,296 What are you talking about? He got it. 1286 01:27:38,506 --> 01:27:40,371 The throw was here on time. That was stupid! 1287 01:27:40,575 --> 01:27:41,735 What, are you Helen Keller? 1288 01:27:41,943 --> 01:27:43,171 He was under the tag, coach. 1289 01:27:43,378 --> 01:27:45,642 Butterballs, stay in your dugout! 1290 01:27:45,847 --> 01:27:48,281 Keep your eyes peeled, man. It's your job. 1291 01:27:48,483 --> 01:27:52,419 Stop embarrassing yourself, crybaby. 1292 01:27:52,621 --> 01:27:54,418 It's a good call, ump. Very good call. 1293 01:27:57,425 --> 01:27:58,619 Garo, that was perfect last time. 1294 01:27:58,827 --> 01:28:01,295 Do the same thing. Lean in, just get on base. Kelly's up next. 1295 01:28:01,496 --> 01:28:03,657 Why can't I just hit the ball like everyone else? 1296 01:28:03,865 --> 01:28:05,492 Because that's selfish. Think about the team. 1297 01:28:05,700 --> 01:28:07,895 I know it stings a little, but it'll be worth it. Come on. 1298 01:28:08,103 --> 01:28:09,434 Next up for the Bears... 1299 01:28:09,638 --> 01:28:11,629 - Let's go Garo! ...Garo Daragebrigadian. 1300 01:28:12,007 --> 01:28:13,770 Let's go, buddy. 1301 01:28:26,521 --> 01:28:28,011 You got this guy, Joey! 1302 01:28:32,861 --> 01:28:36,888 - Out. - What in hell are you doing out there? 1303 01:28:37,098 --> 01:28:38,531 Get in here! 1304 01:28:38,733 --> 01:28:40,997 Ump, time! Time. 1305 01:28:41,303 --> 01:28:42,930 What the hell is the matter with you, kid? 1306 01:28:43,138 --> 01:28:45,800 What's the matter with all of you? 1307 01:28:46,007 --> 01:28:47,497 "My arm hurts." 1308 01:28:47,709 --> 01:28:50,371 "Why can't I hit away like the other kids?" 1309 01:28:51,079 --> 01:28:54,139 Do you remember what it was like? The first game, they laughed at us. 1310 01:28:54,349 --> 01:28:55,976 Now we got their backs up against the wall, 1311 01:28:56,184 --> 01:28:59,483 they're scared of us, and you want to give up. Is that the deal? 1312 01:28:59,688 --> 01:29:02,213 I thought you wanted to win. I thought you wanted to be champions. 1313 01:29:02,424 --> 01:29:04,289 Well, do you? 1314 01:29:04,492 --> 01:29:06,050 Do you?! 1315 01:29:19,641 --> 01:29:21,108 Look... 1316 01:29:24,279 --> 01:29:27,077 You're up next, Kelly. Come on, let's go. 1317 01:29:28,116 --> 01:29:29,811 Let's play ball. 1318 01:29:30,018 --> 01:29:32,043 Now batting, number 5, Kelly Leak. 1319 01:29:32,253 --> 01:29:33,413 Go, Joey. 1320 01:29:53,575 --> 01:29:54,940 Catcher, Mike Engelberg. 1321 01:29:55,143 --> 01:29:57,134 Hi, Joey. 1322 01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:00,440 Kiss my ass. 1323 01:30:01,249 --> 01:30:02,477 Time. 1324 01:30:04,953 --> 01:30:07,285 Here comes daddy. 1325 01:30:13,828 --> 01:30:15,591 How you doing? 1326 01:30:15,797 --> 01:30:17,094 - Fine. - All right. 1327 01:30:17,298 --> 01:30:19,630 The way this guy is hitting, and the way you're pitching today, 1328 01:30:19,834 --> 01:30:21,131 I think maybe we ought to walk him. 1329 01:30:21,336 --> 01:30:23,600 Next batter's an easy out. 1330 01:30:23,805 --> 01:30:24,965 But I can take him. 1331 01:30:25,173 --> 01:30:26,970 I know you can. 1332 01:30:27,175 --> 01:30:28,665 - Come on, Dad. - Hey. 1333 01:30:29,177 --> 01:30:31,577 Do as you're told. Come on. 1334 01:30:31,780 --> 01:30:33,509 Let's get them. Let's go! 1335 01:30:47,762 --> 01:30:50,390 Hey, hey! What was that? 1336 01:30:50,598 --> 01:30:52,395 You tried to hit him. 1337 01:30:52,734 --> 01:30:54,964 - Did you try to hit him? - No, it just got away from me. 1338 01:30:55,170 --> 01:30:57,263 That's bullshit, Joey! 1339 01:30:58,173 --> 01:31:00,505 Don't you ever throw at a batter! Never ever throw at a batter! 1340 01:31:00,708 --> 01:31:04,303 You understand me? You never do that! Never do that. 1341 01:31:05,980 --> 01:31:07,038 Get up. 1342 01:31:08,650 --> 01:31:10,379 You could have hurt him. 1343 01:31:41,683 --> 01:31:42,945 - Shari... - You son of a bitch. 1344 01:31:43,151 --> 01:31:45,779 He could have hurt him. Don't overreact. 1345 01:31:45,987 --> 01:31:47,921 I'm taking him home. Now. 1346 01:31:48,123 --> 01:31:49,750 Are you kidding? It's the middle of the game. 1347 01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:52,927 He finishes the game. After that, you can take him wherever you want. 1348 01:31:55,196 --> 01:31:56,390 Don't do the arm cross. 1349 01:31:56,598 --> 01:31:58,190 Do not do the arm cross. 1350 01:32:01,703 --> 01:32:03,170 Hey, Engelberg... 1351 01:32:17,485 --> 01:32:19,112 Yes, go. 1352 01:32:25,793 --> 01:32:28,921 Engelberg! Engelberg! Engelberg! 1353 01:33:07,669 --> 01:33:09,694 Justin... 1354 01:33:09,904 --> 01:33:11,166 ...you're on the mound. 1355 01:33:13,708 --> 01:33:15,676 Strike two! 1356 01:33:20,682 --> 01:33:22,411 Strike three! 1357 01:33:27,922 --> 01:33:32,916 Going into the sixth and final inning, Bears lead 5-4. 1358 01:33:33,127 --> 01:33:35,288 Okay, Jose, you and Tanner sit this one out. 1359 01:33:35,496 --> 01:33:38,431 - What? - What the hell? 1360 01:33:38,633 --> 01:33:40,726 Lupus, you go to second base. 1361 01:33:40,935 --> 01:33:44,166 Hooper go to right field. Prem... Where's Prem? Go to the left. 1362 01:33:44,372 --> 01:33:45,703 Are you sure? 1363 01:33:45,907 --> 01:33:47,465 - Yeah, I'm sure. - What? 1364 01:33:48,509 --> 01:33:51,501 - You heard me. Right field. - Are you crazy? 1365 01:33:51,713 --> 01:33:53,806 I can't go out there, I'm in a wheelchair. 1366 01:33:54,649 --> 01:33:57,311 - I thought you wanted to play baseball. - Hell, no. 1367 01:33:57,518 --> 01:33:59,918 Why the hell would I want to play baseball? 1368 01:34:00,121 --> 01:34:02,055 I'm a damn paraplegic. 1369 01:34:05,260 --> 01:34:07,820 So you just wanna sit here and get splinters in your ass all season? 1370 01:34:08,029 --> 01:34:09,291 Is that what you want? 1371 01:34:11,399 --> 01:34:13,833 If you won't play ball, why are you here? 1372 01:34:15,136 --> 01:34:18,128 Last time I checked, this is a baseball team. 1373 01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:21,365 And you're all on the team. 1374 01:34:21,976 --> 01:34:23,409 Every one of you. 1375 01:34:24,112 --> 01:34:25,409 So do what I said. 1376 01:34:25,613 --> 01:34:28,548 You guys go out there and play baseball, okay? 1377 01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:30,081 Whurlitzer, where are you going? 1378 01:34:30,885 --> 01:34:32,318 To finish the game. 1379 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:35,086 - Not with that arm, honey. - What? 1380 01:34:35,556 --> 01:34:38,582 You go and put it on ice. Come on, sit down. 1381 01:34:38,993 --> 01:34:40,221 Toby, hit the mound. 1382 01:34:40,428 --> 01:34:42,988 - Really? - Yeah, hit the mound. 1383 01:34:43,197 --> 01:34:44,824 You'll be all right. 1384 01:34:45,266 --> 01:34:46,893 I know you're not good at listening to me, 1385 01:34:47,101 --> 01:34:50,298 but for a change, just sit here and enjoy the game with me, all right? 1386 01:34:50,505 --> 01:34:54,032 And try to forgive an old drunk for being an asshole. 1387 01:34:54,242 --> 01:34:58,144 All right, guys. Let's show the Yankees what bad news is all about. 1388 01:35:00,348 --> 01:35:02,145 Look at Hooper. 1389 01:35:04,552 --> 01:35:07,077 I bet it's just blowing their minds. 1390 01:35:09,324 --> 01:35:12,157 You pitched a great game, honey. Come here. 1391 01:35:15,563 --> 01:35:18,726 And Hooper, the kid in the wheelchair, he goes to right for Whitewood. 1392 01:35:18,933 --> 01:35:20,867 What does that do to your batting order? 1393 01:35:21,069 --> 01:35:24,334 Well, one goes to four, four goes to five, two goes to three, 1394 01:35:24,539 --> 01:35:28,999 three goes to two, six goes to one, and seven, eight, nine are cool. 1395 01:35:29,210 --> 01:35:30,768 I guess you know what you're doing. 1396 01:35:30,978 --> 01:35:32,741 Yeah, I do. 1397 01:36:00,541 --> 01:36:02,031 Batting practice. 1398 01:36:02,610 --> 01:36:05,704 All right, let's keep the rally going, guys. Come on. 1399 01:36:05,913 --> 01:36:08,507 Hey, Toby, you need to scoot up a little bit? 1400 01:36:08,716 --> 01:36:11,844 Batting for the Yankees, Danny Patello. 1401 01:36:29,804 --> 01:36:30,771 You're out! 1402 01:36:42,216 --> 01:36:44,980 Here we go, Ritchie! Keep it going. 1403 01:36:55,830 --> 01:36:56,956 You're out! 1404 01:36:57,165 --> 01:36:59,030 Yes, sir. Way to go, Kelly! 1405 01:36:59,233 --> 01:37:01,360 Good throw, buddy. Good throw. 1406 01:37:01,569 --> 01:37:03,696 Two out. We need one more out, guys. Come on. 1407 01:37:03,905 --> 01:37:05,202 One more out! Come on! 1408 01:37:05,406 --> 01:37:08,432 Next for the Yankees, Mike Van Horn. 1409 01:37:08,643 --> 01:37:10,076 Come on, kill it! 1410 01:37:38,773 --> 01:37:40,604 Did you see that? Unbelievable. 1411 01:37:40,808 --> 01:37:41,900 Way to go, Hooper! 1412 01:37:45,079 --> 01:37:46,706 The little crippled boy did it! 1413 01:37:46,914 --> 01:37:49,747 And at the bottom of the sixth, Yankees lead 8 to 5. 1414 01:37:53,754 --> 01:37:56,723 Pretty impressive, guys. Way to go, Lupus. Way to go, man. 1415 01:37:56,924 --> 01:37:58,482 That's a hero right there. 1416 01:37:58,693 --> 01:37:59,717 All right. 1417 01:37:59,927 --> 01:38:01,690 - Hooper! Come on, man. - Yeah, Hooper! 1418 01:38:01,896 --> 01:38:03,761 Get in here. Put that thing in fourth gear. 1419 01:38:03,965 --> 01:38:05,398 - Good going, man. - Great catch. 1420 01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:07,295 - Nice catch. - All right, Hooper. 1421 01:38:07,502 --> 01:38:10,130 Hey, guys, four more runs, 1422 01:38:10,338 --> 01:38:11,669 we win the game. 1423 01:38:11,873 --> 01:38:13,204 How about that? 1424 01:38:13,407 --> 01:38:15,375 Prem. Where's Prem? You're up, buddy. 1425 01:38:15,576 --> 01:38:17,441 I have to remind you, Mr. Buttermaker, 1426 01:38:17,645 --> 01:38:19,806 that my batting average is well below the norm. 1427 01:38:20,281 --> 01:38:21,407 And what's that? 1428 01:38:21,616 --> 01:38:23,106 Zero for a lifetime. 1429 01:38:24,418 --> 01:38:26,852 Well, you're due one, man. 1430 01:38:27,054 --> 01:38:29,113 So get out there. 1431 01:38:29,524 --> 01:38:31,924 - Really? - Absolutely, buddy. 1432 01:38:32,493 --> 01:38:35,985 - Let's go, guys. All right. - Buttermaker, come here. 1433 01:38:36,197 --> 01:38:37,562 Excellent. 1434 01:38:37,932 --> 01:38:39,331 This should be fun. 1435 01:38:39,534 --> 01:38:41,058 Listen, I'm a little busy right now. 1436 01:38:41,269 --> 01:38:43,601 What the hell are you doing? We had the lead, 1437 01:38:43,804 --> 01:38:45,772 and now you're putting wheelchairs in the outfield? 1438 01:38:45,973 --> 01:38:48,533 I mean, you're letting Toby pitch? What are you thinking? 1439 01:38:48,743 --> 01:38:49,937 You know, he's your son. 1440 01:38:50,144 --> 01:38:52,044 Yes, and he wants to win just like everyone else. 1441 01:38:52,246 --> 01:38:55,113 Really? How would you know what he wants? 1442 01:38:55,316 --> 01:38:57,841 When do you see him, between basket weaving and ballet? 1443 01:38:58,052 --> 01:39:00,418 You have some goddamn nerve. 1444 01:39:00,621 --> 01:39:02,953 Are you actually telling me how to raise my child? 1445 01:39:03,157 --> 01:39:05,091 No, I'm not telling you how to raise your child. 1446 01:39:05,293 --> 01:39:09,252 But maybe somebody should. I got a game to coach. 1447 01:39:09,463 --> 01:39:11,795 Leading off for the Bears, number 19, Prem Lahiri. 1448 01:39:11,999 --> 01:39:13,261 Let's go, Prem. 1449 01:39:13,467 --> 01:39:16,402 Let's go. Keep your eye on it. 1450 01:39:20,074 --> 01:39:23,601 I'll be damned. Way to go! Way to go, Prem. Way to go! 1451 01:39:23,811 --> 01:39:25,836 - Safe! - Did you see that? 1452 01:39:26,047 --> 01:39:27,139 Way to go, buddy! Way to go! 1453 01:39:27,348 --> 01:39:30,579 Now batting, number 4, Timmy Lupus. 1454 01:39:43,564 --> 01:39:45,555 - Strike one! - Come on, Lupus. 1455 01:39:52,907 --> 01:39:54,670 - Strike two! - Come on, Lupus! 1456 01:39:55,476 --> 01:39:57,876 If you want to hit the ball, you gotta swing the bat! 1457 01:40:10,691 --> 01:40:12,420 Look at that! Lupus hit the ball! 1458 01:40:18,766 --> 01:40:19,755 Run! Run! 1459 01:40:19,967 --> 01:40:21,525 - Run! Run! - Run! 1460 01:40:21,736 --> 01:40:24,068 - Run! Run! - Run! Run! 1461 01:40:30,778 --> 01:40:32,871 - Safe! - Lupus! 1462 01:40:33,547 --> 01:40:34,878 Lupus! 1463 01:40:35,082 --> 01:40:38,108 Lupus! Lupus! 1464 01:40:39,153 --> 01:40:42,316 All right, guys. Hey, Miguel. Miguel, you know what to do. 1465 01:40:42,523 --> 01:40:44,457 Next up, number 14, Miguel Agilar. 1466 01:40:45,493 --> 01:40:47,085 Let's go, guys! 1467 01:40:57,304 --> 01:40:58,532 You're out! 1468 01:40:58,739 --> 01:41:00,570 Dadgum it! 1469 01:41:00,975 --> 01:41:04,741 It's okay, Prem. It's all right, buddy. Way to hustle. Way to hustle. 1470 01:41:04,945 --> 01:41:06,708 Good hit, Miguel. 1471 01:41:08,516 --> 01:41:10,143 Lucky hit. 1472 01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:15,845 Sorry, Paco, no habla. 1473 01:41:16,557 --> 01:41:20,789 It means you're a bag of douche, shithead. 1474 01:41:20,995 --> 01:41:23,361 All right, Kelly, let's tie the game, buddy. Let's go. Come on. 1475 01:41:23,564 --> 01:41:25,259 Now batting number 5, Kelly Leak. 1476 01:41:25,466 --> 01:41:27,627 Let's go, buddy. Let's go. Let's go. 1477 01:41:34,041 --> 01:41:35,099 Collins. 1478 01:41:46,554 --> 01:41:48,112 Ball one! 1479 01:41:49,690 --> 01:41:51,055 Chicken! 1480 01:41:53,994 --> 01:41:55,359 Ball two! 1481 01:41:55,563 --> 01:41:57,258 Kelly. 1482 01:41:57,465 --> 01:41:59,194 Kelly. 1483 01:42:27,728 --> 01:42:28,820 Two outs. Come on, one more. 1484 01:42:30,464 --> 01:42:32,989 Hey, Garo. Garo, come here. 1485 01:42:34,802 --> 01:42:36,861 Hit the ball, buddy. 1486 01:42:37,338 --> 01:42:39,067 Come on, Garo! 1487 01:42:41,909 --> 01:42:44,139 - Number 10... - No pressure, guys! 1488 01:42:44,345 --> 01:42:46,472 ...Garo Daragebrigadian. - Let's get that out! 1489 01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:48,910 Come on, Justin! 1490 01:42:49,116 --> 01:42:50,743 Right to him! 1491 01:42:55,956 --> 01:42:57,082 Strike one! 1492 01:42:58,993 --> 01:43:00,927 Come on, guys! 1493 01:43:01,562 --> 01:43:02,756 Justin! 1494 01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:08,297 Strike two! 1495 01:43:12,373 --> 01:43:14,364 One more, baby. One more! 1496 01:43:14,575 --> 01:43:16,304 Come on, Justin! 1497 01:43:39,867 --> 01:43:41,494 Come on! 1498 01:43:47,808 --> 01:43:49,639 Slide! Slide! Slide! 1499 01:43:52,213 --> 01:43:53,737 You're out! 1500 01:43:58,485 --> 01:43:59,975 We won! 1501 01:44:16,770 --> 01:44:18,203 It was a hell of a hit, son. 1502 01:44:18,405 --> 01:44:21,272 I'm proud of you, man. I'm really proud of you. 1503 01:44:21,475 --> 01:44:23,466 Hey, who wants a beer? 1504 01:44:29,250 --> 01:44:30,581 What are you doing? 1505 01:44:30,784 --> 01:44:32,615 We're celebrating. 1506 01:44:34,555 --> 01:44:38,013 - You deserve it. - Wait. Nonalcoholic. 1507 01:44:38,225 --> 01:44:41,422 - What's the damn point? - Just drink it, man. 1508 01:44:42,096 --> 01:44:43,859 There you go. 1509 01:44:45,065 --> 01:44:46,623 All right, guys... 1510 01:44:46,834 --> 01:44:48,768 I want you to listen up. 1511 01:44:49,904 --> 01:44:51,804 I wanna tell you something. 1512 01:44:53,841 --> 01:44:57,242 In all my years of being associated with baseball teams, 1513 01:44:57,444 --> 01:45:00,413 being around them, seeing them, whatever... 1514 01:45:00,614 --> 01:45:03,310 I gotta tell you, this is my favorite team. 1515 01:45:05,319 --> 01:45:07,947 I'm real proud of you guys. 1516 01:45:08,155 --> 01:45:11,022 You played your asses off against... 1517 01:45:11,225 --> 01:45:14,786 Well, pretty... Pretty big odds. 1518 01:45:16,897 --> 01:45:18,262 But... 1519 01:45:21,368 --> 01:45:24,166 Look at those little bastards over there. 1520 01:45:24,371 --> 01:45:28,933 Jesus Christ. Well, let's go get this shit over with, okay? 1521 01:45:36,884 --> 01:45:39,148 On a game like this, kids, 1522 01:45:39,353 --> 01:45:42,015 I just want you all to know that there's no losers, 1523 01:45:42,222 --> 01:45:44,190 and there's no winners. 1524 01:45:44,391 --> 01:45:47,155 I mean, technically, yeah. 1525 01:45:47,361 --> 01:45:49,659 But these things, they don't mean anything. 1526 01:45:51,932 --> 01:45:54,833 That's some good weight. Jimmy, you wanted to say a few words? 1527 01:45:57,171 --> 01:45:59,571 You guys had a good season. 1528 01:45:59,773 --> 01:46:01,673 You started off pretty lame, 1529 01:46:01,875 --> 01:46:03,843 but then you got better. 1530 01:46:04,044 --> 01:46:07,070 We just wanted you to know that you got our respect. 1531 01:46:08,048 --> 01:46:10,380 - Respect. - Right on. 1532 01:46:10,884 --> 01:46:12,977 And to the Bears... 1533 01:46:13,187 --> 01:46:15,781 ...your second-place trophy. 1534 01:46:16,890 --> 01:46:18,858 Gee, thanks, mister. 1535 01:46:20,661 --> 01:46:23,186 Hey, let's bring it in and give them a cheer, huh? 1536 01:46:23,397 --> 01:46:25,126 Bring it in here. 1537 01:46:25,332 --> 01:46:28,426 - One, two, three! - Bears! 1538 01:46:31,071 --> 01:46:32,595 Hey, Yankees! 1539 01:46:32,806 --> 01:46:36,936 You can take your crappy trophies and shove them right up your asses. 1540 01:46:37,144 --> 01:46:38,668 Nice. 1541 01:46:38,879 --> 01:46:40,779 See you next year, bitches! 1542 01:46:50,457 --> 01:46:52,482 Way to go, guys! 1543 01:47:16,850 --> 01:47:20,149 Hooper, I told you I was gonna make you into a ballplayer, didn't I? 1544 01:47:20,354 --> 01:47:21,616 Good game, Buttermaker. 1545 01:47:21,822 --> 01:47:22,880 You too, sweetie. You too. 1546 01:47:23,090 --> 01:47:25,957 And by the way, I meant to tell you this. It was Redondo Beach. 1547 01:47:27,194 --> 01:47:28,718 - What? - When we went out to the beach, 1548 01:47:28,929 --> 01:47:31,489 surfing and all that stuff, it wasn't Zuma, it was Redondo Beach. 1549 01:47:31,698 --> 01:47:33,290 You wore that stupid yellow bathing suit. 1550 01:47:33,801 --> 01:47:35,029 You remember. 1551 01:47:35,235 --> 01:47:36,725 Of course I remember. 1552 01:47:36,937 --> 01:47:39,770 Next time, we'll go to Zuma. How's that? 1553 01:47:40,407 --> 01:47:41,897 Okay. 1554 01:47:42,109 --> 01:47:43,542 Great game. I'm proud of you. 1555 01:47:43,977 --> 01:47:46,468 Good game. Way to go, Lupus. 1556 01:47:46,713 --> 01:47:50,012 This is what's called a moral victory, Toby. 1557 01:47:50,217 --> 01:47:52,651 Now, it's not quite as good as the real thing, 1558 01:47:52,853 --> 01:47:55,617 but it's very nice. 1559 01:47:58,725 --> 01:48:00,556 Way to go, Garo. Good game, brother. 1560 01:48:00,761 --> 01:48:02,160 I told him we won. 1561 01:48:02,362 --> 01:48:04,023 Excellent. See what I'm talking about?