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World of Warcraft - Outland PVP (EU) - Torporr (name) 2 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:31,555 [Boy] In a world full of superheroes, 3 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:33,997 there are two that stand above the rest: 4 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,694 The Commander and Jetstream. 5 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:38,738 His super-strength makes him pretty much indestructible. 6 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,705 She has the power of supersonic flight 7 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,470 along with a total mastery of unarmed combat. 8 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,103 By day, they live as Steve and Josie Stronghold, 9 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,273 the top real estate agents in the metropolis of Maxville. 10 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:52,785 But whenever duty calls, they are the Commander and Jetstream. 11 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,979 Me, I have my own names for them: 12 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,785 Mom and Dad. That's me in the middle. 13 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:00,553 You look at them and see the defenders of the world. 14 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:03,221 All I see is my dad wearing tights. 15 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:06,561 Don't get me wrong. It can be cool to have superhero parents, 16 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:10,660 like when Mom picks up awesome takeout on her way home from work. 17 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,797 On the other hand, living up to the family name 18 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:17,172 means that I'm supposed to save the world someday. 19 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,574 Here we go. 20 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:21,239 [Boy] I just have one small problem. 21 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:24,283 [# Christian Burns: Everybody Wants to Rule the World] 22 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:29,117 [Straining] Come on. 23 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,255 Come on. 24 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:43,435 Exactly what we want to hear. 25 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,267 - [Beeping] - Well, that was Bert Timmerman 26 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,807 and he is buying the colonial on Pine Terrace. 27 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,639 Above asking. No contingencies. 28 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:55,670 Honey, I know that selling real estate is just our cover, 29 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:59,809 but I think we're in line to win that sales trip to Hawaii. 30 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:03,822 We haven't been to Hawaii since King Kamehamayhem set off that volcano. 31 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,484 Think of it, Josie: You, me on the beach, 32 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,151 no exploding volcanoes. 33 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:12,156 Mmm, I can feel the sand in my toes already. 34 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,632 [Giggling] Will is gonna be down any minute. 35 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:17,864 Hey, it's his first day of school. Where is he? 36 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,497 [Steve] Will? 37 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:27,201 Will? 38 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,485 Oh! Ah! 39 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:38,115 Come on, buddy. Let's get moving! 40 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,285 - [Knocking] - [Will] Two hundred! 41 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:44,626 Oh, hey, Dad. Just trying to get a few sets in before school. 42 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:46,221 Low weights, high rep, huh? 43 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,324 Good thinking. Don't want to bulk up. 44 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:51,097 Nah, going more for definition. 45 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,466 [Sighs] Big day, huh? 46 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,471 Will? [sighs] 47 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,875 I just want you to know how proud I am 48 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,243 that you'll be attending my alma mater 49 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,215 and someday following me into the family business. 50 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,081 Real estate? 51 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,414 Right. 52 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,476 Real estate. 53 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,254 On a more serious note, son, 54 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:14,452 I know that every kid thinks his dad's invincible 55 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,496 and I nearly am, but who knows? 56 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:22,592 Maybe the next time I punch a meteor hurtling toward Earth, 57 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,298 I'll be the one who shatters into a million pieces. 58 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:29,637 I- I guess all I'm trying to say here, Will, 59 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,940 is it's nice to know that whatever happens to me, 60 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:35,378 you'll still be around to save the world. 61 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:39,349 - Looking forward to it. - We all are. 62 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:44,155 - Oh! Hey! - Oof! 63 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,825 [Crashing] 64 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,726 - Good morning, Mrs. Stronghold. - Mornin'. 65 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,991 I noticed you had recyclables in the trash. 66 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,158 I took the liberty of moving them for you. 67 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,168 Thank you, Layla. You hungry? 68 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,966 I've got plenty of eggs, bacon. 69 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:02,371 No, thanks. You know how my mom can communicate with animals? 70 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:05,036 Apparently, they don't like being eaten. 71 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,739 - How about some juice? - Great. 72 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,305 He's on his way. Oh, hi, Layla. 73 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:13,250 - Good morning, Commander. - Commander, huh? 74 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,380 Oh. Thanks, Layla. 75 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,618 [Josie] I can't believe you and Will are starting high school. 76 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:22,092 Seems like yesterday you two were swimming naked in the kiddie pool. 77 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,096 - Mom! Hi, Layla. - [Cell phone rings] 78 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:27,530 - [Layla] Thank you. - [Cell phone ringing] 79 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,460 Josie, it's... the other one. 80 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,201 - Go. - [Indistinct voice on phone] 81 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,265 I see. 82 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:39,873 Thank you, Mayor. 83 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,107 There's trouble downtown. 84 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,713 Big trouble. Downtown. 85 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,221 Oh, shoot, and I really wanted to see Will off to the bus. 86 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,656 I remember his first day of preschool. He wouldn't let go of my leg. 87 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,192 - Mom! - Oh. 88 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,249 [Steve] Josie. 89 00:04:57,196 --> 00:05:00,324 Oh, Will, uh, a reminder. 90 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,493 A lot of the kids at Sky High 91 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:05,264 will only have one superhero parent, not two, 92 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:08,102 so take it easy on them, huh? No showing off. 93 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,802 Aw, Dad. Not to worry. I'll keep it low-key. 94 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,345 Mrs. Rivera? Josie Stronghold. 95 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,938 I'm gonna need to reschedule that open house. 96 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:17,539 Great. 97 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,881 - Steve! - Gotta go! 98 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,618 [Jingling] 99 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,994 [On TV]... reports of a situation downtown. 100 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,624 Let's check with a picture from News Chopper Five. 101 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,600 Evil has struck our morning commute. 102 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,398 Here's a hint. If you're traveling eastbound on the 115, 103 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,666 you might think about alternate routes. 104 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:44,699 Hang on. This just in. The Commander and Jetstream are on their way. 105 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,012 Are you sure he'll be OK? What if he forgets his lunch? 106 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:52,540 Josie, Josie, you've got to stop babying the boy. 107 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,483 You're right, you're right. 108 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:55,714 Left. Left! 109 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:58,621 - [Steve] Circle back around! - [Josie] I'm on it. 110 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,716 - [Steve] Release! - Launch! 111 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,658 [Roaring] 112 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:10,794 [Crashing] 113 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,804 [On TV] Oh! And the robot goes down! 114 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:16,933 He's plucking out a souvenir from another successful battle. 115 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,840 What a team! 116 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,378 The Commander and Jetstream. 117 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,676 [Man] How does it feel to save the world again? 118 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,741 - What would we do without them? - They are good. 119 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:34,457 Now, I know it's just our first day, 120 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:39,157 but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind. 121 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,996 And womankind. And animalkind. 122 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,695 - And the rain forest. - Of course. 123 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,261 - [Woman] Hello, kids. - [Both] Hi, Mrs. Kibbitch. 124 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:49,035 I just feel really good about this year. 125 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,474 Yeah. It should be great. 126 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,549 - Morning! - Mornin'. 127 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,278 Is this the bus to Sky High? 128 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,377 Shh! What are you, crazy? 129 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:05,288 Do you want every supervillain in the neighborhood to know we're here? 130 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,189 No, no. Sorry. 131 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,852 What's your name, freshman? 132 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,863 - Um, Will Stronghold. - [Gulps] 133 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,229 The son of the Commander and Jetstream? 134 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:19,294 Everyone! It's Will Stronghold! Son of the Commander and Jetstream! 135 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,306 I'm Ron Wilson, Sky High bus driver. 136 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:25,310 If I can make your journey more comfortable, let me know. You two! Up! 137 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:28,211 The seat behind Ron Wilson belongs to Will Stronghold. 138 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,475 It would be an honor. 139 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,107 It's fine. You don't have to. 140 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,982 No, I want to. You're third generation, man. 141 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:35,384 Magenta, get up. 142 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:39,653 - Why? He only needs one seat. - So he can sit with his girlfriend. 143 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,193 Layla? No, she's just my friend. 144 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:43,558 Yeah, totally. 145 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,756 He's like my brother. 146 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:50,462 Oh, well, in that case, hi. I'm Larry. 147 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,834 Yo, Will. Hey, how you doin'? Hey, Layla. 148 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,705 How you doin'? How was your summer? 149 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,438 To be honest, it was tough, man. 150 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,639 T- U-P-H. I was seriously sweatin' it. 151 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,579 My dad going, "Zach, 152 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,844 I powered up before I started shaving. " 153 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:08,819 And here's me, dude, halfway through August, 154 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,082 and zip. 155 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,454 Oh, so you... You don't have your powers. 156 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,153 You think I'd even show up today if that happened? 157 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,253 No. No, no. 158 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,026 Woke up a few days ago 159 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,727 and... bam! 160 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,605 That's great. So, what-what is it? 161 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,107 You have to wait and see like everybody else. 162 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,703 But it's awesome, man. It's awesome! 163 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:38,209 Come on. It's not like you ever powered up in front of us. 164 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,343 - [Brakes screeching] - Sorry! 165 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:41,943 Morning! 166 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,989 That's everyone. 167 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,659 Next stop, Sky High! 168 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,097 Where are we? 169 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,042 Hang on back there! 170 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,442 We're goin' off-road. 171 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,187 Here we go! 172 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,052 - Yee-hoo! - [Screaming] 173 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,422 [Screaming] 174 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,572 Pfff! Freshmen. 175 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,742 There she is. Sky High. 176 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:49,151 Kept aloft by the latest in antigravitational propulsion. 177 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:52,315 She is in constant motion as a precaution against those 178 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,723 who otherwise might have nefarious plans, 179 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:58,321 her location supplied only to a few highly qualified individuals 180 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:01,127 such as myself, Ron Wilson, bus driver. 181 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,240 Smooth and easy. 182 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,572 [Kids] Whoa! 183 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,945 Sorry! 184 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,544 Word of advice. 185 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,348 Don't miss the bus, 'cause the bus waits for no one. 186 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,320 Except for you, Will Stronghold! 187 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:27,792 You ever running late, running early, or you just want to talk... 188 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,919 ...give me a call. - Thanks, Ron. 189 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,156 Seriously. 190 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,061 [# Ginger Reyes: Can't Stop the World] 191 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,613 - [Boy] Yeah! Freeze-Girl! - Hello, freshmen, don't be shy 192 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,948 Welcome newbies to Sky High! 193 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,614 Juniors, seniors, all the rest 194 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,816 We're back to school Sky is the best! 195 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,825 [Girl] Ready, one, two, three. 196 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,588 Whoo! We're number one! 197 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,792 - Sky High! We're... - I hate that cheer. 198 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,801 Speed, round 'em up, OK? 199 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,167 Hey, freshmen! 200 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,311 Your attention, please. 201 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,010 I'm Lash. Uh, this is Speed. 202 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:28,110 As representatives of the Sky High welcoming committee... 203 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,748 We'd be happy to collect that $15 new student fee. 204 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:35,157 Um, there was nothing about a new student fee in the handbook. 205 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,822 OK, guys. Very funny. I'll take over from here. 206 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,467 Hey, everybody. I'm Gwen Grayson, 207 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,162 your student body president. 208 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:47,137 I know you're all going to love it here at Sky High. 209 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,607 I know I have. [echoing] I've just had the greatest experience... 210 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:52,610 [# Cary Brothers: True] 211 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,943 ...but there are a few rules that I just want to let you guys know. 212 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,346 First of all... 213 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,818 If you can remember those few simple rules, 214 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,719 I promise you will not fall off the edge of the school. 215 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,417 - [Laughter] - Follow me inside for orientation. 216 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:09,586 - Rules? What rules? - Weren't you paying attention? 217 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,530 [Students whispering] 218 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,276 Good morning. I am Principal Powers. 219 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,443 On behalf of all the faculty and staff, 220 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,783 welcome to Sky High. 221 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,288 Yeah! 222 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,786 In a few moments you will go through Power Placement 223 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,023 and your own heroic journey will begin. 224 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:48,089 - "Power placement"? - Sounds fascist. 225 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,295 Power Placement: It's how they decide where you go. 226 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,201 The hero track or the loser track. 227 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,933 Th-th-there's a loser track? 228 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:58,408 I believe the preferred term is "Hero Support. " 229 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:02,811 For now, good deeds and good luck. Let the adventure begin. 230 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,612 Comets away! 231 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,354 All right, listen up. 232 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,323 My name is Coach Boomer. 233 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,758 You may know me as "Sonic Boom. " 234 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,261 You may not. 235 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,661 Here's how Power Placement is gonna work. 236 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,326 You will step up here and show me your power. 237 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,234 And, yes, you will do so in front of the entire class. 238 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,671 I will then determine where you will be assigned. 239 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,266 Hero or sidekick. 240 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,972 Now, every year there are a few students 241 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:38,539 or, as I like to call them, "whiner babies," 242 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,585 who see fit to question 243 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,848 and to complain about their placement. 244 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:46,289 So let's get one thing straight. My word is law. 245 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,986 My judgment is final, 246 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,724 so there will be no whiner babies. 247 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,028 - Are we clear? - [Murmuring] 248 00:13:55,100 --> 00:14:00,766 I said, are we... [roaring] clear?! 249 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,637 [All] Yes, Coach Boomer! 250 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,300 [Whistle blows] 251 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,241 Go-time! 252 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,411 You! What's your name? 253 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,813 L-L-Larry. 254 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,818 Little Larry. 255 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,581 Get up here. 256 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,952 [Layla] What's humiliating him going to prove? This is so unfair. 257 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,824 If life were to suddenly get fair, 258 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,194 I doubt it would happen in high school. 259 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,069 [Roaring] 260 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,001 [Roaring] 261 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,167 Car! 262 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,219 Big Larry. Hero! 263 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:50,346 So he's good. But I'm better. 264 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,222 [Boomer] Did I say you were next? 265 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,487 Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. 266 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,825 Try not to drop your clipboard. 267 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,061 Any day now, superstar. 268 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,071 - I'm doin' it. - Doin' what? 269 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,505 - I'm glowin'. - I don't think so. 270 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,510 Well, it's easier to see in a dark room. 271 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:17,379 Turn off these lights, cup your hands around your eyes and look real close... 272 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:20,418 - Sidekick! - Are you sure you don't want to just... 273 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,181 [roaring] Sidekick! 274 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,622 You! Front and center! 275 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,055 Let me start off by saying 276 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,219 - what an honor it is to... - Is that your power? Butt-kissery? 277 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,093 Very funny, sir. I've heard you had a wicked sense of... 278 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,655 - Shut up and power up. - Right away, sir. 279 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,503 Say, that's pretty impressive... 280 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,906 ...for a Popsicle! Sidekick! 281 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,830 Hero! 282 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,976 Side... kick! 283 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,915 [Boomer] Super spit? 284 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,248 Sidekick. 285 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,044 [Boomer] Acid spit. 286 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,919 Hero! 287 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,619 Ho! Hero! 288 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,753 And a handsome one at that. 289 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,889 Get out of here, knucklehead! 290 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,957 [Boomer] Purple kid. Let's go. 291 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,395 - What's your shtick? - I'm a shape-shifter. 292 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,634 OK. Shift it. 293 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,777 [Squeaking] 294 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,972 - A guinea pig? - [Magenta] Yep. 295 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,015 Not even a swarm of guinea pigs? 296 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,277 Uh, no. 297 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,184 Sidekick. Shoo! 298 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:31,916 - Bite me. - You. Flower child. Let's go. 299 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,791 Uh, I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it. 300 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:36,919 Well, you're in luck. 301 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,157 This is the situation, and I'm demanding it. 302 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,962 But to participate in this test would be to support a flawed system. 303 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,936 The whole hero-sidekick dichotomy only serves to... 304 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,370 Let me get this straight. 305 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:50,931 - Are you refusing to show your powers? - It's more complicated. 306 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,477 [Echoing] Sidekick! 307 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,172 - [Bell rings] - We'll pick it up right after lunch, 308 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,215 starting with you. 309 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,349 [Zach] That's not cool. 310 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,800 I tell you, Boomer will regret making me a sidekick. 311 00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:03,181 I tell you, Boomer will regret making me a sidekick. 312 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,086 All right? Someday it'll be dark, 313 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,148 he'll be all alone, walking to his car. 314 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:10,195 He'll drop his keys, and I won't glow to help him find 'em. 315 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,059 You got a problem with me? 316 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,622 - Uh, no. - No what? 317 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,760 No, sir. No, sir! No, sir! 318 00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,565 Just messin' with you, sidekick. 319 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,538 [Chuckles] 320 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,804 You're not supposed to use your powers outside of the school gym! 321 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,938 [Over PA] The cafeteria staff requests sidekicks stop ordering hero sandwiches. 322 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,380 Am I crazy, or is that guy really looking at me? 323 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,485 - [Zach] Dude. - [Will] What? 324 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,920 - That's Warren Peace. - That's Warren Peace? 325 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,981 - Yeah. - [Layla] I've heard about him. 326 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,517 His mom's a hero and his dad's a supervillain. Baron Battle. 327 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,584 Where do I come in? 328 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:47,564 Your dad busted his dad. Quadruple life sentence. 329 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:52,332 - No parole until after his third life. - [Sighs] That's great. 330 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,840 My first day of Sky High, and I already have an archenemy. Hmm. 331 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,600 Is he still lookin'? 332 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,111 - No. - No? 333 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,580 No. 334 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,176 I thought you said he wasn't looking. 335 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:13,384 [Over PA] A reminder: There is no smoking on school grounds, 336 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,292 or freezing or bursting into flame. 337 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,589 [Grunts] 338 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:18,857 I'm... 339 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,091 Will Stronghold. 340 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,090 Aha! Mind reader! 341 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,795 No. Name tag. 342 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,031 Right. Uh... 343 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,165 Uh, these are my friends. That's Zach. 344 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,833 - [Zach] What's up? - And... 345 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,706 Layla. Got it. 346 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,075 - I'm Gwen. - [Layla] Hi. 347 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,875 - I love your skirt. - Th-Thanks. 348 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:40,282 - How's Power Placement going? - Um... great. 349 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,445 I'm not surprised. 350 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,319 I need a freshman rep for the homecoming committee... 351 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,085 [# Cary Brothers: True] 352 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,617 ...we could talk about it over lunch. - I eat lunch. 353 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,631 [Chuckles] How cute is he? 354 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,066 - I guess I'll see you guys around. - [Will] Yeah. 355 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,467 - Bye. - Bye. 356 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,302 [Layla] I don't think she really liked my skirt. 357 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,447 [Toilet flushes] 358 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,548 See you. 359 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,715 And thanks for the swirly. 360 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,185 - What's up, guys? - The kid, uh, 361 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,024 looked a little dehydrated. 362 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,259 How about it, Stronghold? You gonna hang with us this year? 363 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,596 Help us bring some pain to the sidekicks? 364 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,535 [Stammering] That sounds like... fun. 365 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,730 Hmm. 366 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,273 Good man. See you around. 367 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,569 OK. 368 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,471 - [Lash chuckles] - [Bell rings] 369 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,183 [Will sighs] 370 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,755 [Will]... what it actually is... 371 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,522 What do you mean, you don't know what your power is? 372 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,894 - Well, uh... - [Boomer laughs] 373 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,092 I got it. You're messin' with the coach. 374 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,067 Just like your old man! Car! 375 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,127 [Beeping] 376 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,237 - Wow! - That was close! 377 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,570 Are you insane?! 378 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,236 I don't have super-strength! 379 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,510 Oh, I get it. 380 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:22,247 You're a flier, just like your ma. Why didn't you say so? 381 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,789 - [Beeping] - Whoa! 382 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,983 [Grunting] 383 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,926 Quit messin' around. I haven't got all day. 384 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,692 - What's your power? - I don't have one. 385 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,825 Stronghold. 386 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,530 [Roaring] Siiiide... 387 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,898 ...kick! 388 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:52,043 Hmm. I remember doing this to your father when he was just your age. 389 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,709 Kicked me through that wall! 390 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,014 You, uh, haven't called him yet, have you? 391 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,889 Like I want to be the one to tell the Commander his son has no powers? 392 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,757 [Chuckles] Ooh! 393 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,559 Let's... Let's take a look at that chest. 394 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,565 [Whirring] 395 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,536 Well, nothing seems to be broken. 396 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,939 Except for me not having my powers. 397 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,501 Well, 398 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,877 maybe you're just a late bloomer. 399 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,712 You could get one of them or both. 400 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,753 Your mother's flying or your father's super-strength. 401 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,481 But when? 402 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:35,151 The kids who get bit by, uh, radioactive insects 403 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,956 or fall into a vat of toxic waste, 404 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:42,331 their powers usually show up the next day. Or... they die. 405 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,430 Ooh, lookit. 406 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:48,530 But kids who inherit their powers... 407 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,974 ...well, impossible to say. 408 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,172 But I will get them, right? 409 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,737 Many sidekicks 410 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,909 are the offspring of one super-parent, mmm, 411 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,546 and one ordinary parent. Hmm! 412 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,852 But there are cases, rare, 413 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:07,721 yet not unheard of, 414 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,092 where the child of two super-powered parents, 415 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,188 mmm-mmm, 416 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,495 never acquires 417 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:20,026 any... powers 418 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:23,199 whatsoever. 419 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,537 There are? 420 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,008 Like who? 421 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:29,445 Well, I know of only one. Ron Wilson, bus driver? 422 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,504 There he is. 423 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,049 There he is now. 424 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,747 [Glass shattering] 425 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:42,683 A three-and-a-half bath Victorian with original crown molding? 426 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,161 You bet we'd love to take a look. How's, uh... 427 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:49,064 When do we brief the president on supervillain infiltration of the IRS? 428 00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,694 President would be Monday. 429 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,534 Tuesday? Great. 430 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,506 No, thank you, Linda. 431 00:22:56,575 --> 00:23:00,170 Hon, dinner's almost ready. Could you stop playing with your robot eye 432 00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,736 - and help set the table? - Sure. 433 00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:04,543 - Oh, there he is! - Hey. 434 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,210 - [Steve] Man of the hour! - Well, how'd it go? 435 00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,048 Um, Dad, we need to talk. 436 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,112 You mean a little hero-to-hero talk? 437 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:14,386 I think I know just the place. Come on. 438 00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,428 Hon? 439 00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:24,396 - OK, so, Dad... - Oh, this isn't the place, Will. 440 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:27,996 - This... - [whirring] 441 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,768 ...is the place. 442 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:34,542 No way! The secret sanctum? 443 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:38,242 You know, I'll never forget my first day at Sky High. 444 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:41,012 Your grandfather finally trusted me enough 445 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,453 to give me the key to his secret sanctum. 446 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:47,253 'Course, in those days, we still used keys. 447 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,519 Go ahead, son. 448 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:52,029 I already added your biometrics this morning. 449 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,797 Oh, Will, one thing. 450 00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,665 'Course, you must never ever 451 00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,796 bring anyone into the secret sanctum. 452 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:04,774 That's why it's called the secret... sanctum. 453 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,737 Uh, I would never. 454 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:10,146 Go for it. 455 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,181 [Beeping] 456 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,952 Oh, this one's mine, Will. 457 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,362 - You can use Mom's. - Sorry. 458 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:34,394 No way. 459 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:36,874 You've got a pool table? 460 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,433 - How about the pinball machine? - [Both laugh] 461 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,036 - Man. - Let's see. Where do I start? 462 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:45,776 Uh, I don't know. Over here we got Mom's stuff. 463 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:49,014 Uh, scientific equipment, gadgetry, whatnot. 464 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,250 Will? Oh. Yeah. 465 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,292 All our greatest battles. 466 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:55,587 Our finest moments. 467 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,218 Ticranium's head. 468 00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:00,389 Exo's number one bug-bot. 469 00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:04,458 - And is this, uh...? - Royal Pain's Pacifier. 470 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,834 Now that was a great day, Will. 471 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:10,272 The first time your mom and I ever teamed up to fight evildoers. 472 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,608 Soon as she came smashing through the window, I knew she was the one for me. 473 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:18,547 I wish you could have seen us. We were fantastic! 474 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:21,279 Royal Pain got his, and I got the Pacifier. 475 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:26,919 And this is my proudest possession. 476 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:29,654 - Oh. Well, it's amazing. - Well. [chuckles] 477 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,855 - What's it do? - No idea. 478 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:35,058 So this is it. It's all down here. 479 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,862 Our story, your mom and me, 480 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,870 of, well, kickin' butt and takin' names, huh? 481 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,168 But now it's time 482 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,572 for a new chapter in the story. 483 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:49,344 The three of us, fighting crime together 484 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:54,909 side by side... by side. 485 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:58,547 Now, what was it you wanted to tell me about? 486 00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,386 Oh, um... 487 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:04,122 ...that I'm gonna kick your butt at pool! 488 00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:06,129 - Well, we'll see about that! - OK. 489 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:08,427 [Beeping] 490 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:12,163 Choose your weapon, sir. I'll break. 491 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:14,728 [Balls clattering] 492 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:17,570 - [Steve] There it is. - [Will] You got the right one. 493 00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:20,872 [Man] You were right. [Laughs] 494 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,345 He took it home. 495 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,281 Hey, he's got the ego the size of a giant robot. 496 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:26,783 [Cackling] 497 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,614 [Choking] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! 498 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:31,383 [# Elefant: Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want] 499 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,460 - Hey, Layla. - Hi. 500 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,532 So where were you after school? I was worried. 501 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,272 I got stuck in the nurse's office. 502 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,110 And the news just keeps getting better and better. 503 00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:59,616 Turns out I may never get my powers. 504 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:03,282 How'd your dad take it? 505 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:07,223 What was I supposed to do? He showed me the secret sanctum. 506 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,419 You have to tell them. 507 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,793 My parents are the greatest superheroes on the planet. 508 00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:14,957 Everybody expects greatness from me. 509 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:17,194 Well, you are great. 510 00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:18,701 Thanks. 511 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,232 OK, so you're a sidekick. 512 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,639 It's not the end of the world. 513 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:27,337 When life gives you lemons... 514 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,777 Make apple juice? 515 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,746 I can't make lemons. I don't know what it is. 516 00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:36,046 Yeah, but see, no. 517 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:39,181 You have an awesome power. You could have made hero easy. 518 00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:40,952 I'm not into labels. 519 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:43,494 But why would you choose to be a sidekick? 520 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:47,088 Because I think the whole thing is stupid. 521 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,963 Dividing people into groups like that. I mean... 522 00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:52,595 ...what is this? - High school? 523 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,637 [Layla] Apple? 524 00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:58,801 [Will] Thanks. 525 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,811 [Chattering] 526 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,540 Morning, class. 527 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:05,879 Welcome to Hero Support. 528 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,043 My name is... 529 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,849 ...All American Boy! 530 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,922 [Coughing] 531 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:18,260 'Course, nowadays... 532 00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:20,354 Ooh! 533 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,526 ...I just go by Mr. Boy. 534 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,694 But this year, it will be my privilege 535 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:27,362 to help each of you become 536 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:30,237 the very best hero support that you can be. 537 00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:32,606 Without hero support, 538 00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:35,840 why, there wouldn't be any heroes. 539 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,542 All right, there probably would be heroes, 540 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,982 but they would be very lonely. 541 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,749 Lonely heroes indeed. And... 542 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,683 Yes? 543 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,055 Uh, yeah, um, 544 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,617 when do we pick our names and costumes? 545 00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,323 Because I call dibs on "Zach Attack. " 546 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,866 Well, you don't get to pick. 547 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:59,267 On graduation day, you'll be assigned to your hero, 548 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:02,067 and then he or she will, uh, 549 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:05,507 decide what you will be called and what you will wear. 550 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:09,377 I think this is mostly done in an attempt to avoid clashing colors. 551 00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:13,076 That's why when I was paired with... 552 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,813 ...the Commander, red, white and blue it was, 553 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,879 which for me was a very good thing because, 554 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:22,552 uh, as you can see, blue really just makes my eyes pop! 555 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,561 - It's very dramatic. - Huh. 556 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:28,292 Uh, excuse me. I didn't know you worked for the Commander. 557 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,596 I worked with the Commander. 558 00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:34,229 We were a team, 559 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:39,072 Mr... Mr... Stronghold! 560 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,337 Stronghold. 561 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,404 You Steve's son? 562 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,677 Yeah. 563 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:48,582 And he never mentioned me to you. 564 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,450 I don't... I don't think so. 565 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,217 Makes sense. 566 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,054 That makes perfect sense, because the Commander 567 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,459 does not have time to sit around flipping through scrapbooks 568 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,794 that I took the time to make for him. 569 00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:04,130 No, the Commander's got to be out there saving the world! 570 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:06,602 With your mom. Your mom. 571 00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:09,469 - She ever mention me? - Uh... 572 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,031 - [rumbling] - Incoming! 573 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,940 [Crashing] 574 00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:19,072 Oh, look. He does glow. 575 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,076 I told you. 576 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,888 Greetings. 577 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:30,155 Little misfire in the Mad Science Lab. 578 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:35,029 No need to panic, unless you're a single-cell organism. 579 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,794 [Mr. Boy] Mr. Medulla, 580 00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:40,770 we in Hero Support are trained never to panic. 581 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,600 [Laughing] 582 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:44,869 [Mr. Medulla] My bad. 583 00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:47,810 I'll get the nurse... unless she's injured. 584 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,107 Ah! 585 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,842 [# They Might Be Giants: Through Being Cool] 586 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:38,057 [Shouting] 587 00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:41,495 Change... and ho! 588 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,566 Now you. Go! 589 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:47,198 Go! 590 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,434 Go! 591 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:54,069 Go! 592 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,136 Go! 593 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:59,445 - [Laughter] - Go back. 594 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,041 [Will] OK, number one. 595 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,451 "A radioactive zombie is charging at your hero. 596 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,989 Do you hand him: A) his silver-tipped crossbow; 597 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,786 B) a wooden spike; C)... 598 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,258 Yo, that's so weak, man. 599 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,228 I'm holding his crossbow. Why can't I shoot him myself? 600 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:13,889 'Cause we're hero support. 601 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,160 And if your hero asks for a crossbow, 602 00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:17,667 - you hand it to him. - Or her. 603 00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:20,329 By the way, Zach, you can't kill a zombie. 604 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,305 You can only re-kill him. 605 00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:24,967 - Or her. - If you kids are all in here, 606 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,807 who's out there saving the world? 607 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,904 Dad. Why are you home so early? 608 00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:32,074 After I stopped the Superdome from collapsing, 609 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,118 I was watching the game and got to thinking, 610 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:37,814 "It's been a while since Will and I tossed the old pigskin around. " 611 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,585 I thought I'd hustle back home, but I see you and Layla 612 00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:42,387 have already made new friends. 613 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,257 It's an honor to meet you, sir. 614 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:47,127 - What's your name, your power? - I'm Ethan, and I melt. 615 00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:48,460 OK. 616 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,161 - Zach. I glow. - I see. 617 00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:52,998 Magenta. I shape-shift. 618 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,767 - Shape-shift! - Into a guinea pig. 619 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,673 Great. Great. 620 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:02,002 Great. Great! Really great. 621 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,308 Well! 622 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,941 I make a mean tuna fish salad sandwich. 623 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,281 - Anybody want one? - No, no, no. 624 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,378 Pleasure meeting everyone. 625 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,088 - They're a good bunch of kids, Will. - Yeah. 626 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,222 Can I ask you something, though? 627 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,893 Does that one kid really, you know, glow? 628 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,869 Sometimes. 629 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,169 Boy, they have really lowered the bar some for superheroes 630 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:33,176 at that school since I went there. 631 00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:35,144 Well, actually, he's a sidekick. 632 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,704 Oh. Well, that makes sense. 633 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,249 Yeah. 634 00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:42,411 Actually, they're all sidekicks. 635 00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:50,825 Good for you, son. 636 00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:53,864 Kid of your stature hangin' out with a bunch of sidekicks. 637 00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:55,831 As a freshman? I didn't have the guts. 638 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,368 And I can only imagine what your grandfather 639 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:01,928 would have said if I'd have brought some of them home. [laughs] 640 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,868 You know, there's nothing wrong 641 00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:06,876 - with being a sidekick, Dad. - Oh, no. 642 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,639 Of course not. I used to have one. 643 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,806 Saved my life once too. 644 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,715 Old... what's-his-name. 645 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:17,118 So then you would be fine with... 646 00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:19,588 ...if I was a sidekick. 647 00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:21,818 Well, yeah, sure, I guess. 648 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,589 Hey, hand me that mayonnaise there. 649 00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:27,261 Well, that's good then, 650 00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:30,027 because... because I am. 651 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:32,968 - Am what? - A sidekick. 652 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:37,497 - Who is? - Me, Dad. 653 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,601 Dad, I'm a sidekick, OK? 654 00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:43,340 I washed out of Power Placement. 655 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,984 - Washed out! - [Glasses rattling] 656 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:52,319 Boomer. 657 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,787 Couldn't make the big time, so now he thinks 658 00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,626 he can pass judgment on some real heroes' kids, huh? 659 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,461 Oh, it's a power trip, Will. 660 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,797 That's all it is. Sonic Boom? 661 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,599 Try "Gym Teacher Man. " 662 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,162 No, Dad! What are you doing? 663 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,107 I'm calling the school. The tuition we pay them! 664 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:15,339 Dad, don't. Dad! 665 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,574 It's not Coach Boomer! 666 00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:20,139 It's me, OK? I don't have any powers. 667 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,114 But you never said... 668 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:29,591 I mean, you made it seem like... 669 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,185 Like I had super-strength like you? 670 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,228 But I don't. 671 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:38,267 But you will, Will! 672 00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:39,701 You're just... 673 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:43,069 You're just a late bloomer! That's what it is! 674 00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:46,472 Maybe. Maybe not. 675 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,944 But I don't care. 676 00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:52,949 Because, really, the fact of the matter is 677 00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:56,316 I'm proud to be a sidekick. 678 00:35:56,387 --> 00:36:00,619 Actually, I'm proud to be hero support. 679 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:09,557 Uh, so I, uh, think we pretty much covered the undead. 680 00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,465 What's next? 681 00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:19,470 What? 682 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:25,977 "Your hero flies north at 300 miles per hour for 15 minutes. 683 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:29,577 His archenemy is tunneling south at 200 miles per hour for 10 minutes. 684 00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:31,622 Assuming your hero has X-ray vision, 685 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:34,317 how long before he realizes he's going the wrong way?" 686 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,484 [Sighs] 687 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,757 All I ever wanted for him was to save the world. 688 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:41,992 To just feel that once. 689 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,694 That's a lot to put on a 14-year-old's shoulders. 690 00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,464 Oh, come on, Josie! 691 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,472 When I was his age, I could put a truck on my shoulders. 692 00:36:50,107 --> 00:36:51,233 Oh! 693 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,777 Honey, I know you're disappointed. 694 00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:56,677 So am I. You think I didn't want to see my son fly? 695 00:36:56,747 --> 00:36:58,874 - Or have super-strength? - Or fly? 696 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,350 But we can't change who he is. 697 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:03,910 Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste. 698 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,618 - Steve! - Aw... Oh, no, no... 699 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:09,592 Where would we even find a vat of... 700 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,185 - Steve! - I-I just, I'm thinking. 701 00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:13,355 Will is a great kid. 702 00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:16,093 This is not the end of the world. OK. 703 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,567 So maybe we won't be the Stronghold Three, 704 00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:22,402 the greatest family of superheroes the world has ever known. 705 00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:24,703 But we will be the Stronghold Three, 706 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:28,040 the greatest family the world has ever known. 707 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:29,443 You're right. 708 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:32,209 You're right, and he can always go into real estate! 709 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,946 Welcome to Sky Hi... 710 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:40,080 [Lash] Come on, Ron. 711 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:42,057 Hey, big boy. Where's your hat? 712 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:43,457 Hey, where's your hat? 713 00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:46,291 If you're not gonna respect me, at least respect the hat! 714 00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:49,197 - Oh, pfff! - Guys. Guys, come on. 715 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,531 Give Ron his hat back. 716 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,661 All right. You're the sidekick. 717 00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:55,433 Give him his hat back. 718 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,980 [Speed] We'll catch you later, Stronghold. [laughing] 719 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,571 Hey, race you up the steps. 720 00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:06,583 Thanks, Will. 721 00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:07,879 Sure, Ron. 722 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:13,982 - [Layla] Over here! - Saved you a seat! 723 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,616 Hey, and I saved you a pudding! 724 00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:21,022 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, buddy. Check this out. 725 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,794 Whoa! 726 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:32,972 - Uh... sorry. - You will be. 727 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,136 Let's not do this. 728 00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:37,578 You think you can do whatever you want 'cause your name's Stronghold? 729 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,809 I'm sorry my dad put your dad in jail, but... 730 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,648 Nobody talks about my father. 731 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,318 Ah! 732 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,748 Oh, it is so on! 733 00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:52,495 - [Kids chanting] Fight, fight, fight! - Mr. Boy, do something! 734 00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,726 I'm on it! 735 00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:58,666 Principal Powers! 736 00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:01,296 Principal Powers! Principal Powers! 737 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:04,830 Principal Powers! Principal Powers! 738 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,570 [Chanting] Fight, fight, fight! 739 00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:10,179 [Chuckling] Oooh! 740 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,342 [Shrieks] 741 00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:17,512 - [All chattering] - Hurry up! Move out of the way! 742 00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,131 Oh! 743 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,633 [Grunts] 744 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:51,979 Where are your sidekicks, sidekick? 745 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,717 [Zach] Right here! 746 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,383 Yeah. 747 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,384 [Grunts] 748 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:05,233 Leave them alone! 749 00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:10,565 He's strong! 750 00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:12,767 I'm strong? 751 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:14,640 He's super-strong. 752 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,582 [Cheering] 753 00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:23,313 Yeah, Will! 754 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,188 Now, who tripped me? 755 00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:31,620 Stronghold! 756 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:49,903 What if I said it's not just her twin? It's her evil twin. 757 00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:54,547 - This Friday, you say? - Medulla, you dog! 758 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,609 [Grunting] 759 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,545 [Screaming] 760 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:04,488 Think I can't take a hit? 761 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,825 [Yelling] 762 00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:16,130 Will! 763 00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:19,706 Will! Pull the pin! 764 00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:21,369 He's comin', man! 765 00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:34,550 Hi. 766 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,092 [Beeping] 767 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,296 I didn't do anything, though. He started it. 768 00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,563 Your dad started it, and I'm gonna finish it. 769 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:48,867 - [Clicking] - [Powers] Don't bother. 770 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:53,774 The Detention Room neutralizes all super-powers. Sit. 771 00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:57,946 Now, here at Sky High we do everything we can 772 00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,915 to teach you how to use your powers. 773 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,316 But what you do with them, now that's up to you. 774 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:06,220 Living up to your father's reputation or trying to live it down 775 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:10,317 is a sad waste of talent. Your talent. 776 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:16,128 Try to keep that in mind the next time you're about to do something stupid. 777 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,537 [Exhales] All right, look. 778 00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:28,635 Whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us. 779 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:31,078 What do you say? 780 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:34,114 I say 781 00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,778 if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you alive. 782 00:42:50,968 --> 00:42:52,902 [Gasps] 783 00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,533 [Josie] So, Will, anything interesting happen at school today? 784 00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:02,078 Uh... 785 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:06,242 Well, as you may have noticed, I got my powers today! 786 00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:10,949 Yes, we know. The principal called. 787 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:13,285 OK. Look, it's not... 788 00:43:13,357 --> 00:43:15,018 It's not as bad as it sounds. 789 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:19,426 - It's a really funny, great story. - You nearly destroyed the cafeteria. 790 00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:22,954 Yeah, but, Mom... I got my powers! 791 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,024 And do you know how to use them wisely? 792 00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:28,767 Sanctum. Now. 793 00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:35,978 William Theodore Stronghold... 794 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:39,581 ...come here! 795 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,277 You're not mad? 796 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:44,412 My boy has super-strength! How can I be mad? 797 00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:45,978 - [Cracking] - Ow! 798 00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:48,388 I'm sorry. [cracking] Ow! 799 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,892 - You are strong! - Yeah. 800 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:54,021 If your mom asks, you tell her I read you the riot act, and... 801 00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:56,328 ...I took away your Xbox. 802 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,563 - But I don't have an Xbox. - Are you sure? 803 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,832 - Oh! Go ahead. - When did you...? 804 00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:03,133 - What? - Open it up! 805 00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:04,606 Here. Here, I'll get it. 806 00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:05,903 All right. Let's see. 807 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:08,240 [Male voice] The boy has Stronghold's power. 808 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:10,872 - It's almost poetic. - We should crush them now. 809 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:12,916 - We know he has the weapon. - Patience! 810 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,917 We have waited this long. 811 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:17,476 When the time is right, we'll have our revenge. 812 00:44:17,554 --> 00:44:20,990 You know, time would move a lot faster if we had an Xbox. 813 00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:22,491 Ah! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! 814 00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:24,424 - Dude, you made sidekick history! - Aw. I don't know about that. 815 00:44:24,459 --> 00:44:26,289 - Dude, you made sidekick history! - Aw. I don't know about that. 816 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:30,197 No, seriously. From now on, people mess with us at their own peril. 817 00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:34,226 You're breaking down barriers, proving we're not heroes and sidekicks. 818 00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:36,101 - We're just people. - Super people. 819 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,370 - [Bell rings] - Seats, please. 820 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:44,847 We have a lot to cover this morning, starting with motorcycle sidecar basics. 821 00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:47,679 Uh, except for you, Mr. Stronghold. 822 00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:50,242 Would you gather your gear and come up here, please? 823 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,550 I've got your new class schedule. 824 00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:58,958 Congratulations. You've been transferred to the Hero class. 825 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:02,863 Oh, and by the way, if you should find yourself needing any hero support, 826 00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:08,733 I still do a little freelance. Ha! 827 00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,433 Ha! 828 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:14,637 But what about them? 829 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,044 - We'll see you on the bus. - We'll hang at lunch. 830 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,742 Right after you've dunked Ethan's head in the toilet. 831 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:24,186 [Sighs] Well, you best not be late. 832 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,260 Just go already. 833 00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,066 Rays! 834 00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:44,107 From the silliness of the shrink ray 835 00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:46,404 to the devastation of the death ray. 836 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,878 These are the very foundations of Mad Science. 837 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:51,778 [Knocking] 838 00:45:51,849 --> 00:45:53,942 Yes? They told me you were coming. 839 00:45:54,017 --> 00:45:57,612 Unfortunately, all the lab partners are taken. 840 00:45:57,688 --> 00:46:00,885 I suppose I could pair you with my teaching assistant. 841 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:04,293 Miss Grayson? My apologies. 842 00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:06,625 - [Chimes jingling] - [# Cary Brothers: True] 843 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:07,891 [Medulla] Come on. 844 00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:10,229 Come on! Quickly, quickly, quickly. 845 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:11,892 Feet! You stepped on my foot! 846 00:46:13,237 --> 00:46:15,398 OK, how's that? 847 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:18,339 Perfect... if you're building a heat ray. 848 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:21,502 You're supposed to be building a freeze ray. 849 00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:23,512 OK, I have no idea what I'm doing. 850 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,013 Dreadful technique. 851 00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:28,245 You've confused rays with beams! D! 852 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:30,946 Minus! I'd give you an F, 853 00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:34,218 but that would only mean having to see you in summer school. 854 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,657 - And what have we here? - Uh... 855 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:39,696 Well, I don't know. I didn't do it. 856 00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:42,493 You're far too modest, Mr. Stronghold. 857 00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:48,168 Or perhaps not modest enough. 858 00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:50,433 Miss Grayson, in the future, 859 00:46:50,507 --> 00:46:53,670 please allow the students to succeed, or fail, 860 00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:55,905 on their own. 861 00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:00,872 How did you do that? 862 00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:01,940 I'm a Technopath. 863 00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:04,579 I can control technology with my mind. 864 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:08,523 Wow. All I can do is punch stuff. 865 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:11,152 Yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. 866 00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:13,594 Show me the justice in that. 867 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,428 Miss Fernandez, kindly thaw out Mr. Hellman. 868 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,469 - That was amazing. - So is what you did in the cafeteria. 869 00:47:19,536 --> 00:47:21,629 Yeah. Once they start handing out grades 870 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:24,902 for destruction of school property, I'll be in good shape. 871 00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:28,342 You know, I can totally help you out with all this science stuff. 872 00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:30,471 [Stammering] Yeah, you'd do that? 873 00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:31,775 Mm-hmm. 874 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:35,114 I could be, like, your... private tutor. 875 00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:37,551 Cool. 876 00:47:39,456 --> 00:47:41,720 Guys! Guys! Over here. 877 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,919 Will? Sitting with Gwen Grayson? 878 00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:46,053 Man aims high. Gotta give him that. 879 00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:50,232 Sorry. All full. 880 00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:53,796 That's OK. 881 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,465 Uh, I think I see an empty table over there. 882 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,529 Come on, guys. 883 00:47:59,243 --> 00:48:00,369 No offense, Will. 884 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:03,242 We are not running a loser outreach program. OK? 885 00:48:03,313 --> 00:48:05,372 [Laughter] 886 00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:09,649 I'm sorry. Penny can be a little... 887 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,847 ...full of herself sometimes. 888 00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:15,783 Penny... 889 00:48:18,962 --> 00:48:22,022 Sometimes you have to act nice... 890 00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:29,194 - I just don't want them to sit here. - OK. 891 00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:36,273 Layla! What's up? 892 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,541 Hey, you smell nice. 893 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:42,244 Tecomaria capensis. Honeysuckle? 894 00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:46,319 - Listen. About lunch... - What about it? 895 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,449 At the table, Penny was being... 896 00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:51,551 - Please. Not a big deal. - No, it is, and... 897 00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:53,619 I feel bad, so let me make it up to you. 898 00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:56,427 Maybe tonight we can go to the Paper Lantern? 899 00:48:57,334 --> 00:49:00,770 - But you hate Chinese food. - But you don't. 900 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,073 Paper Lantern. 8:00. 901 00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:06,439 Will! 902 00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:07,499 No, guys! 903 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:09,306 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! 904 00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:11,870 Come on, buddy. Easy, guys. 905 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,712 - Thanks, Will. - All right. 906 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,479 - [Low hum] - [Layla] You OK? 907 00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:18,146 - Yeah, thanks. - Zach too. 908 00:49:21,024 --> 00:49:22,548 Come on. 909 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,527 Not so tough when my boy's around, are you? 910 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,564 You just think you're so big and bad, huh, Stronghold? 911 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:31,601 - No, I-I don't. - Please! Will will totally take you. 912 00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:33,761 You saw what happened to Warren? 913 00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:37,000 Watch it, Stronghold. That big mouth is gonna get you in trouble. 914 00:49:37,074 --> 00:49:39,838 - I didn't say anything. - Why not settle this in P.E.? 915 00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:41,434 - What? - [Ethan] You're on. 916 00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:44,844 If Will beats you in Save the Citizen, lay off sidekicks for the year. 917 00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:48,874 And if he loses, you can dunk Ethan in the toilet every day till graduation. 918 00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:51,318 - Yeah! Huh? - You got yourself a deal. 919 00:49:51,388 --> 00:49:53,652 - Wait, guys, guys. - Bring it. 920 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:56,090 C- Come on! Guys, are you crazy?! 921 00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,150 No freshman ever won Save the Citizen, 922 00:49:58,228 --> 00:49:59,820 and those guys are undefeated! 923 00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,456 And you barely know how to use your powers! 924 00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:04,693 Sorry. Not helping. 925 00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:06,235 Will, you have no choice. 926 00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:09,670 You can't let them dunk Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again. 927 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:12,231 The dunking must end. 928 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,804 [Crowd chanting] Five! Four! 929 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,212 Three! Two! One! 930 00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,512 [Cheering] 931 00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:27,784 Uh! Hey, what's up?! 932 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,485 [Whistle blows] 933 00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:34,053 Ramirez! Hamilton! Your citizen has just been mulched 934 00:50:34,131 --> 00:50:36,793 because you failed to defeat your villains. 935 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:40,234 Next round. Speed, Lash, you want to be heroes or villains? 936 00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:41,463 - Villains. - Yeah. 937 00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:43,335 Ooh, there's a surprise. 938 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:45,068 Who do you want to beat next? 939 00:50:45,142 --> 00:50:48,168 All right. We'll take little Stronghold 940 00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,213 and, uh, let's see... 941 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,807 - And we pick Peace! - [Crowd groans] 942 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,682 [Buzzer blaring] 943 00:50:56,753 --> 00:50:59,847 - Remember when we used real citizens? - [Chuckling] Yes. Yes. 944 00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:05,550 Hothead, Stronghold, you're the heroes. 945 00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,592 [Warren] Hey! Get your head in the game! 946 00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:12,260 You have three minutes to immobilize your opponents 947 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:14,667 - and save the citizen! - [Voice box] Save me! 948 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:16,296 - Ready! - Save me. 949 00:51:16,373 --> 00:51:17,533 Set! 950 00:51:17,607 --> 00:51:19,575 Battle! 951 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,388 - [Crowd] Oh! - [Grunts] 952 00:51:35,459 --> 00:51:37,222 Oh! 953 00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:44,127 - Ha! - What now, Peace? 954 00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:46,998 [Lash] Ow! 955 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:51,199 Hey! Coach, that's a foul! Call something on that! 956 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:54,471 Save me! Save me! 957 00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,911 [Boy] Are you blind, ref? 958 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,159 Watch it, hothead! 959 00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:17,128 [Laughing] 960 00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,109 Ahhh! 961 00:52:40,023 --> 00:52:41,251 What? No! Wait! 962 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,383 No! Wait! 963 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,357 Hey! 964 00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:52,696 Save the citizen! 965 00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:55,499 - Save me. - You are so dead! 966 00:52:58,608 --> 00:52:59,768 Save me. 967 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,868 Save me. 968 00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,378 Save me. 969 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,274 [Gasping] 970 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,249 The vortex sucks away the oxygen. 971 00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,309 No oxygen, no flame. 972 00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:14,617 Come on! 973 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:16,488 Save me. 974 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,653 Save me. 975 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,035 Save me. 976 00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:30,572 [Crowd] Five! Four! 977 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,837 Three! Two! One! 978 00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:36,470 [Buzzer rings] 979 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:37,740 Time! 980 00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:39,714 She's alive! 981 00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:41,580 [Cheering] 982 00:53:41,651 --> 00:53:43,744 Heroes win! 983 00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:51,190 [Boomer] Speed, Lash, hit the showers! 984 00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:57,756 Where's my boy? 985 00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:02,495 - Will! - Will! 986 00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:04,699 Whoo! 987 00:54:04,774 --> 00:54:06,503 - Yo, we're right here! - Here! 988 00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:09,704 I just can't believe you won Save the Citizen as a freshman. 989 00:54:09,779 --> 00:54:11,508 That's never been done before! 990 00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:15,210 And you topped Mom's best score on the pinball machine? Get outta here! 991 00:54:15,285 --> 00:54:18,379 - That is hilarious. - There they are. 992 00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:20,685 - Gwen? - Hey. 993 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:23,419 Oh, uh, Dad, this is Gwen Grayson. 994 00:54:23,493 --> 00:54:24,926 Gwen Grayson, this is Dad. 995 00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:27,463 Mr. Stronghold, it's such an honor. 996 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:29,395 I'm sorry to barge in like this. 997 00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:32,333 Oh, not at all. Will and I were just hangin'. Chillin'. 998 00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:34,393 Honey, Gwen is a Technopath, 999 00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:37,269 and she's offered to help Will with his science homework. 1000 00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:39,069 And she's a senior. 1001 00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:44,136 We said we'd work on that antigravity stuff tomorrow, but something came up. 1002 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:46,978 - Any chance we can do it tonight? - Sure. Yeah. 1003 00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:50,952 On one condition, Gwen. You join us for dinner. 1004 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:53,615 Oh, no, I couldn't intrude. 1005 00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:56,625 - Oh, yes, you can. - [Josie] You must. 1006 00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:58,593 OK. Well, thanks. 1007 00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:02,556 - So should we get started? - Certainly. 1008 00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:12,674 Well, she's gorgeous. 1009 00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:14,972 And she fixed the disposal. 1010 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,738 Really? 1011 00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:20,009 So there we were, in the middle of nowhere, 1012 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:22,210 and she's like, "I can't change a tire! 1013 00:55:22,285 --> 00:55:24,753 - I can only change the weather!" - [All laughing] 1014 00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:27,381 I'm like, "Can you at least make it stop raining?" 1015 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:31,889 - [People chattering] - [Chinese music plays] 1016 00:55:38,868 --> 00:55:42,326 Uh, I'll give him a few more minutes. 1017 00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:51,772 So, Gwen, do we know your parents? 1018 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:54,510 Mmm. I don't think so, Mrs. Stronghold. 1019 00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:56,779 Dad went inactive a few years ago. 1020 00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:59,014 Lets Mom do all the work now, huh? 1021 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:00,556 [Chuckling] 1022 00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,284 Mom passed away when I was a baby. 1023 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,725 [Spits] 1024 00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:07,854 So I did have an ulterior motive in coming here tonight. 1025 00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:11,128 Will told you I'm the head of the homecoming committee? 1026 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,725 Uh, he most certainly did not. 1027 00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:17,404 Well, I was wondering if you'd consider attending the homecoming dance. 1028 00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:20,170 - We would love to chaperone. - Sure. 1029 00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:23,508 That's very nice, Mrs. Stronghold, but no. 1030 00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:26,515 We were hoping that you'd be the guests of honor 1031 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:29,677 and receive the award for Heroes of the Year. 1032 00:56:31,287 --> 00:56:33,778 [Chinese music plays] 1033 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:44,623 Still workin' on that? 1034 00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:48,236 - Hey. - Hey. 1035 00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:50,101 We go to school together. 1036 00:56:51,274 --> 00:56:53,504 - You're Stronghold's friend. - Yeah. 1037 00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,009 Yeah. 1038 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,137 You want me to heat that up for you? 1039 00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:01,283 You're not supposed to use your powers outside of school. 1040 00:57:01,351 --> 00:57:05,117 I was just gonna stick it in the microwave. 1041 00:57:05,188 --> 00:57:10,125 Uh, I was supposed to be meeting Will here, but, um... 1042 00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:14,591 You want to sit down? 1043 00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:18,760 I think I can spare a minute. 1044 00:57:24,207 --> 00:57:26,937 [Layla chuckles] 1045 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,768 [Laughing] Oh, look, hon. 1046 00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:32,406 There's... What's his name? Kid with the gravity. 1047 00:57:32,482 --> 00:57:34,677 - Lance, I think. Lance something. - Yeah. 1048 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:37,117 Oh, my gosh, look. There's Boomer. 1049 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:40,816 - [Will] He had a mullet?! - Oh, God. 1050 00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:42,755 Oh, whoa-whoa-whoa. Remember her? 1051 00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:47,058 - Hmm? She was a weird one. - [Josie] Oh, yeah. Sue Tenny. 1052 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,325 Disappeared right before graduation. 1053 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:51,959 - Why is that? - No one ever really knew. 1054 00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:55,004 Some say she was, uh, recruiting villains at the school. 1055 00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,301 Others say she was smoking in the girls' room. 1056 00:57:57,373 --> 00:57:59,136 Nightmare. All right, now. 1057 00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:02,372 Speaking of villains, there's one of the worst. Baron Battle. 1058 00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:03,571 [Will] Warren's dad? 1059 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:06,080 Always swore he'd have his revenge on me. 1060 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:08,447 And he totally stole the lead in Oklahoma! 1061 00:58:08,518 --> 00:58:10,452 You have to stop caring about that. 1062 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,078 - It's a long time ago. - Hon. 1063 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,352 - Don't wanna talk about it! - You deserved it. 1064 00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:17,518 Then there was this time in first grade. 1065 00:58:17,594 --> 00:58:19,721 You know how you grow lima beans in school? 1066 00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:22,526 Will could not figure out why mine grew so quickly. 1067 00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:25,659 It was driving him crazy. So finally I took mercy on him 1068 00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:29,466 and I told him about my powers, and we've been best friends ever since. 1069 00:58:29,539 --> 00:58:31,370 Hmm. 1070 00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:35,400 And falling for him, was that before or after the lima beans? 1071 00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:40,313 What? I am not in love with Will Strong... 1072 00:58:40,383 --> 00:58:42,317 - Is it that obvious? - Yeah. 1073 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:45,218 - Great. - So why don't you tell him? 1074 00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:47,950 Well, I was gonna ask him to homecoming, 1075 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:49,685 but there's two problems. 1076 00:58:49,759 --> 00:58:52,853 He likes somebody else, and she's perfect. 1077 00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:55,921 Hmm. You know what I think? 1078 00:58:57,133 --> 00:59:00,694 To let true love remain unspoken 1079 00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:03,568 is the quickest route to a heavy heart. 1080 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,130 Wow. 1081 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,301 That is really deep. 1082 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:10,073 Yeah. 1083 00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:13,172 And your lucky numbers are... 1084 00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:17,379 ...four, 16, five and 49. 1085 00:59:17,453 --> 00:59:20,786 - [Laughing] - [Speaking Chinese] 1086 00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:25,057 [Speaks Chinese] 1087 00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:27,096 I gotta go. 1088 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:32,725 See you around, hippie. [Speaking Chinese] 1089 00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:36,203 - You didn't have to walk me home. - [# Cary Brothers: True] 1090 00:59:36,272 --> 00:59:39,833 I did if I wanted to spend any time alone with you. 1091 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,900 [Laughing] And, just so you know, 1092 00:59:41,978 --> 00:59:44,674 I don't usually hang out all night with my mom and dad. 1093 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:46,874 Your parents are great, Will. 1094 00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:49,475 I'm so glad they're coming to homecoming. 1095 00:59:49,552 --> 00:59:54,114 [Sighs] Now, if I could only find someone to go with. 1096 00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:56,215 You don't have a date for homecoming? 1097 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:59,090 Well, I've gotten a few offers, but... 1098 00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:00,925 ...I turned them down. 1099 01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:02,760 I'm just waiting for the right guy. 1100 01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:04,663 Oh. 1101 01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,235 You, Will. 1102 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,368 Me? 1103 01:00:12,408 --> 01:00:14,069 Oh, hi, Daddy. 1104 01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:17,340 Bye, Will. 1105 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,279 Bye. 1106 01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:24,683 You're not that boy with the six arms, are you? 1107 01:00:24,754 --> 01:00:26,654 No, sir. Just two. 1108 01:00:26,723 --> 01:00:29,817 - Well, keep them to yourself. - Yes, sir. 1109 01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:32,656 - Good night, sir. - [Door slams] 1110 01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:44,135 Yes! Whoo! 1111 01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:52,107 Oh, man! OK. Here you go. 1112 01:00:58,054 --> 01:00:59,646 Oh! 1113 01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,747 [Car alarms blaring] 1114 01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:06,261 Homecoming. The greatest collection of superteens ever gathered 1115 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:10,060 to dance under one roof, and then we shall have our revenge! 1116 01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:13,000 There's only one thing we're missing! 1117 01:01:13,069 --> 01:01:15,936 King Kamehamayhem's surfboard? 1118 01:01:16,005 --> 01:01:18,872 Darn this joystick! 1119 01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:22,308 Ah! Right, right. The Pacifier. 1120 01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:24,972 Hey, smooth move on the joystick. 1121 01:01:25,048 --> 01:01:27,141 Ahhh! 1122 01:01:27,216 --> 01:01:30,185 [Choking] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! 1123 01:01:31,054 --> 01:01:32,817 Layla! 1124 01:01:32,889 --> 01:01:35,551 You're not gonna believe what happened last night. 1125 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,721 Oh. I love these. 1126 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,392 "Your loyalties are clear when it comes to friends. " 1127 01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:51,663 Oh, God. Oh. 1128 01:01:51,741 --> 01:01:54,733 Oh, I totally spaced. Uh... 1129 01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:57,336 I'm sorry. I know you must want to kill me. 1130 01:01:57,413 --> 01:02:00,678 Actually, just the opposite. I have something to tell you. 1131 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,877 - Yeah? - Yeah, but you first. 1132 01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:04,977 OK. OK. It's about homecoming. 1133 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:06,715 Really? Me too. 1134 01:02:06,789 --> 01:02:09,952 I'm going with Gwen Grayson. Can you believe it? 1135 01:02:10,026 --> 01:02:15,225 Me, a freshman, going with the most amazing girl at Sky High. 1136 01:02:15,298 --> 01:02:17,926 - That's awesome! - I know. 1137 01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:24,500 [Ron] Morning! 1138 01:02:32,115 --> 01:02:35,642 Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. What's your homecoming news? 1139 01:02:36,352 --> 01:02:38,616 I'm going too. 1140 01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:41,816 Really. Who with? 1141 01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:43,552 Who with? 1142 01:02:43,626 --> 01:02:45,287 Yeah, who asked you? 1143 01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:47,522 Oh, who asked me. 1144 01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:50,398 Warren Peace. 1145 01:02:50,466 --> 01:02:53,731 Warren Peace? You can't be serious. 1146 01:02:53,803 --> 01:02:57,603 Layla, the guy's a psycho. And he's my biggest enemy! 1147 01:02:57,673 --> 01:03:01,109 How could you go with him? When did you even start hanging out? 1148 01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:04,442 Last night, 8:00, the Paper Lantern. 1149 01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,142 Hi, Warren. 1150 01:03:09,218 --> 01:03:12,949 Did I do or say anything last night to make you think this is OK? 1151 01:03:13,022 --> 01:03:15,786 Funny. You're never gonna believe what happened. 1152 01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:17,883 I was about to ask Will to homecoming when, 1153 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,861 wouldn't you know it, I said I was going with you instead. 1154 01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:23,125 I don't remember that being the plan. 1155 01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:25,030 Hey. You did the history homework? 1156 01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:27,160 - What are you doin'? - Sitting. 1157 01:03:27,236 --> 01:03:30,364 - No one sits here but me. - Mm-hmm. 1158 01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:32,839 What'd you get for four? I wasn't sure if Tigerman 1159 01:03:32,909 --> 01:03:36,675 was, A) bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B) bitten by a regular tiger, 1160 01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:38,179 then exposed to radiation. 1161 01:03:38,247 --> 01:03:40,807 Hey. Are we eating at Warren's table now? 1162 01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:43,113 - I feel extremely dangerous. - Whoa. Whoa. 1163 01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:46,417 - Is this guy bothering you, Magenta? - Try the other way around. 1164 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,287 Does anyone else need a date for homecoming? 1165 01:03:49,358 --> 01:03:53,124 [Forced laughter] 1166 01:03:53,196 --> 01:03:55,494 Warren, you are crazy! 1167 01:03:57,867 --> 01:04:01,496 Please, I promise. I'll make this as painless as possible. 1168 01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:04,870 So you're not doin' this just 'cause you like me or anything. 1169 01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:07,705 - You're doin' it to get to Stronghold. - Yeah. 1170 01:04:07,777 --> 01:04:09,039 Then I'm in. 1171 01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:13,177 But I'm not renting a tux. 1172 01:04:16,752 --> 01:04:20,119 Hey, if Warren's not here, is this still the tough-guy table? 1173 01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:21,781 Yeah, homecoming's stupid. 1174 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,553 - So? I think I'll go. - Yeah, me too. 1175 01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:25,321 - What's up, guys? - What up, dude? 1176 01:04:25,394 --> 01:04:26,588 - Hey. - What's going on? 1177 01:04:26,662 --> 01:04:28,425 - Nothin'. - Let's go, Stronghold. 1178 01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:30,658 Only two days till your Mad Science midterm. 1179 01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:33,702 I am not gonna rest until you can build a ray gun blindfolded. 1180 01:04:33,769 --> 01:04:35,498 [# Keaton Simons: And She Was] 1181 01:04:42,178 --> 01:04:44,612 Hey there, cutie. I was just thinking about you. 1182 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:48,673 I cannot wait until homecoming. I'm so excited. I finally... 1183 01:04:50,453 --> 01:04:53,479 - Ow! - Never call me cutie. 1184 01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:58,191 And is this the trigger? 1185 01:04:58,261 --> 01:05:00,491 No, that's the fusion device. 1186 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:04,329 OK. Is...? What's this? 1187 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,833 That's my phone. 1188 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:07,992 [Phone rings] 1189 01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:10,197 Well. Super-strong and psychic. 1190 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:13,667 - Hello? - [Indistinct voice on phone] 1191 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:17,110 Wait. Penny, I can't understand you when you're all talking at once. 1192 01:05:17,179 --> 01:05:20,376 OK, better. 1193 01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:23,612 What? Oh, no. 1194 01:05:23,686 --> 01:05:25,881 - OK, hold on. Let me call you back. - Hurry! 1195 01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:26,944 What's up? 1196 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:29,321 Problem with the homecoming decorations. 1197 01:05:29,392 --> 01:05:33,761 Penny forgot to order the fog machine, so I might have to build one myself. 1198 01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:37,458 - Think the committee could stop by? - Ooh, I don't know because, 1199 01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:40,934 uh, my parents are on a distress call, and they won't be home till late. 1200 01:05:41,003 --> 01:05:43,471 - I'm not supposed to have anyone here. - It's cool. 1201 01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:48,067 I was just hoping we could spend a little more time together, but... 1202 01:05:49,378 --> 01:05:51,471 ...I guess I'll just see you at school? 1203 01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:55,472 Good night, Will. 1204 01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:00,912 Uh, I... If it's... 1205 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:03,788 Um, if it's only a few people. 1206 01:06:05,161 --> 01:06:06,651 Super. 1207 01:06:06,729 --> 01:06:08,993 [Rock music plays] 1208 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,734 [Shouting] 1209 01:06:20,876 --> 01:06:24,437 Brian! You're getting cheese all over the walls! 1210 01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:26,378 [Crashing] 1211 01:06:29,752 --> 01:06:33,779 Larry, do you have to be a two-ton rock right now? 1212 01:06:33,856 --> 01:06:37,758 - Please, just power down. - [Grunts] 1213 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:38,816 Hey. 1214 01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:42,227 Guys, guys, guys, guys! Guys, the floor! 1215 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,031 Gwen! You said this was supposed to be homecoming committee. 1216 01:06:48,104 --> 01:06:50,436 [Chuckles] This is the homecoming committee. 1217 01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:52,736 OK, OK, so a few extra people showed up. 1218 01:06:52,808 --> 01:06:56,335 But, Will, you're popular! That's what happens! 1219 01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:58,312 Gwen, every kid in Hero class is here. 1220 01:06:58,381 --> 01:07:00,781 How am I gonna get this place cleaned up in time? 1221 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,250 Here, come with me. 1222 01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:11,415 OK. So, what's on your mind? 1223 01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:15,487 - My friends. - What about 'em? They're all here. 1224 01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:18,624 Oh. You mean the sidekicks. 1225 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,860 I think I'm just gonna call Zach and Layla, 1226 01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:25,236 tell 'em to come over here because... 1227 01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:28,037 Will, you are such a nice guy. 1228 01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:31,011 But, honestly, do you think they'd have fun? 1229 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,880 With this crowd? I mean, don't you think they'd feel a little awkward? 1230 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,517 - No. I think they'd be OK. - Trust me. 1231 01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:41,681 They'd be miserable. 1232 01:07:42,525 --> 01:07:43,514 - Whoa! - Hey! 1233 01:07:43,592 --> 01:07:44,889 Sorry! 1234 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,621 Just lookin' for a bucket! 1235 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:55,400 I wish there was somewhere we could go to be alone. 1236 01:07:57,673 --> 01:07:59,038 Um... 1237 01:07:59,108 --> 01:08:01,542 [rock music plays in distance] 1238 01:08:16,292 --> 01:08:19,853 Wow. This is incredible. 1239 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:23,387 Yep. When you spend your whole life kicking butt and taking names, 1240 01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:26,594 I guess you make a lot of memories. 1241 01:08:26,669 --> 01:08:29,695 Well, maybe we should make a few of our own. 1242 01:08:36,345 --> 01:08:39,508 [# Vitamin C: Voices Carry] 1243 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:48,950 What's she doing here? 1244 01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:51,185 Isn't it past her bedtime? 1245 01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:03,735 Hey, Will? Could you go get me a diet caffeine-free orange soda? 1246 01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,671 Anything for you. 1247 01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:14,849 - Who invited a sidekick? - Yeah, what's she doing here? 1248 01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:16,976 Leaving. 1249 01:09:17,052 --> 01:09:18,349 Where's Will? 1250 01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:20,411 Honestly? Avoiding you. 1251 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:24,190 Look, Will knows you have a crush on him. 1252 01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:26,251 - He does? - Everyone does. 1253 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:28,592 Will's too nice to say he's not interested. 1254 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:32,122 Not that you can take a hint. I mean, hello? 1255 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:34,260 He's going to homecoming with me. 1256 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:37,999 He threw a party and didn't invite you. 1257 01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:41,770 You're just embarrassing him. You're just embarrassing yourself. 1258 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,369 OK. I understand. 1259 01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:49,112 And, um, when you see Will again, 1260 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:51,881 can you tell him that I never want to talk to him again? 1261 01:09:52,788 --> 01:09:55,382 - I'll give him the message. - Layla. 1262 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:03,962 Layla! Layla! Layla! 1263 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,126 Layla! 1264 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,296 Have fun with Gwen. You two deserve each other. 1265 01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:19,245 - Gwen. - Oh, thanks, Will. 1266 01:10:19,315 --> 01:10:21,545 - What did you say to Layla? - Nothing. 1267 01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:23,414 I mean, I just told her the truth. 1268 01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:26,386 You're a hero, she's a sidekick. She was holding you back. 1269 01:10:26,455 --> 01:10:27,717 What? 1270 01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:31,191 Why would you do that? Layla's been my best friend since first grade. 1271 01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:34,752 You've got new friends now, and I think that you need to figure out 1272 01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:37,890 whether you want to hang with us or with those losers. 1273 01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:42,602 - Come on. Let's go. - No, forget it. 1274 01:10:42,671 --> 01:10:46,334 I'm not going anywhere with you, not now or not to homecoming. 1275 01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:50,003 Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen. 1276 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:53,173 You're dumping me? [scoffs] 1277 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,218 Whoa-whoa-whoa, let's get something straight, OK? 1278 01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:59,448 You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance! 1279 01:11:00,322 --> 01:11:02,882 Sorry, Gwen. I, uh, just did. 1280 01:11:05,194 --> 01:11:07,094 You're dumped! 1281 01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:09,760 That's it. Everyone, out! 1282 01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:11,925 Party's over! 1283 01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:14,731 - Don't stop on our account. - [Music dies down] 1284 01:11:20,576 --> 01:11:24,410 Your father and I fly to Europe for two hours, and you throw a party? 1285 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,415 Unbelievable. 1286 01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:33,649 When I reach the count of three, I want everyone out of this house! 1287 01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:35,883 [Screaming] 1288 01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:48,030 Son, I'm only going to ask you this... 1289 01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:50,094 Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this. 1290 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,407 All right. That's good enough for me. Hmm? 1291 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:57,002 Steve, I have got half a mind not to let him go to homecoming. 1292 01:11:57,079 --> 01:12:00,105 - That's fine. I'm not going anyway. - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. 1293 01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:02,412 Your mom said she had "half a mind. " 1294 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:05,578 Will, you have to go to the homecoming dance. 1295 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:09,852 We all have to because we're introducing the world to the Stronghold Three, 1296 01:12:09,925 --> 01:12:14,862 the greatest family of superheroes mankind has ever known. 1297 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,831 - Did something happen, Will? - I don't want to talk about it. 1298 01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:26,000 Well, we're gonna talk about it because... 1299 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:29,010 ...we promised Gwen we'd go to the dance! 1300 01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:31,603 And when a Stronghold makes a promise, son, 1301 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,147 that promise is kept! 1302 01:12:33,215 --> 01:12:35,945 I promise you, Dad, I'm not going. 1303 01:12:41,223 --> 01:12:44,351 Hello? Layla? Pick up, Layla. 1304 01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:47,486 Pick up, pick up, pick up. Fine, don't pick up. It's me. 1305 01:12:47,563 --> 01:12:51,124 I'm going to the Paper Lantern. If you get this message, meet me there. 1306 01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:52,999 - You said that? - True story. 1307 01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,764 - You're so funny. - I love life! 1308 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,872 Thanks, Boom, for inviting me. 1309 01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,464 Ha-ha-ha. 1310 01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:02,704 You'll like this one. It was the spring of '88... 1311 01:13:02,778 --> 01:13:06,942 [Will] Layla. Layla, just pick up. 1312 01:13:07,015 --> 01:13:09,245 In case you didn't get my earlier messages, 1313 01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:11,582 - I'm at the Paper Lantern, and I... - [beeping] 1314 01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:14,554 - [Voice mail] Message box full. - [Sighs] 1315 01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:20,751 - What are you doing here? - I'm, uh, looking for Layla. 1316 01:13:20,829 --> 01:13:23,024 - Do you know where she is? - How should I know? 1317 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:26,261 - You're taking her to homecoming. - Oh, yeah. Right. 1318 01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:30,962 [Sighs] Well, you don't have to worry about me ruining your night. 1319 01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:33,599 - And why is that? - Because I'm not going. 1320 01:13:33,675 --> 01:13:36,872 Hmm. Well, that sucks. 1321 01:13:36,945 --> 01:13:40,904 Because we're only going together to make you jealous. 1322 01:13:42,851 --> 01:13:45,217 - Huh? - Dude, you're so stupid. 1323 01:13:45,287 --> 01:13:49,383 - She's totally into you. - Not after tonight. 1324 01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:52,188 I wouldn't be surprised if Layla or any of the other guys 1325 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:55,492 - ever want to talk to me again. - Yeah. 1326 01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:59,466 You must have been a real jerk. Because no matter what I do, 1327 01:13:59,535 --> 01:14:02,732 - I can't get 'em to stop talking to me. - Thanks. 1328 01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,980 [# Steven Strait: One Thing Leads To Another] 1329 01:14:26,995 --> 01:14:28,656 - Hey, you want to dance? - No. 1330 01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:30,891 Me neither. 1331 01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:35,969 Hey there, Layla. 1332 01:14:36,038 --> 01:14:38,063 You look like you could use a drink. 1333 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:39,300 No, thanks. 1334 01:14:39,374 --> 01:14:42,810 Oh, don't worry. The bubbles are just ginger ale. 1335 01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:44,573 [Lash] Oops. [laughing] 1336 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:47,740 The guys at this school are jerks! 1337 01:14:47,816 --> 01:14:49,807 Thanks a lot. 1338 01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:53,388 I thought you weren't gonna rent a tux. 1339 01:14:53,455 --> 01:14:57,721 It's my dad's. He doesn't have much use for it in solitary. 1340 01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:00,986 Cheese cube? 1341 01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:03,859 We're taking off now, hon. 1342 01:15:03,932 --> 01:15:06,560 Still time to change your mind and come with us. 1343 01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:08,626 Nah, I don't think so. 1344 01:15:09,938 --> 01:15:12,634 Mom, you ever feel like you messed something up so bad 1345 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,539 that you'll never be able to fix it? 1346 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:17,977 People make mistakes, Will. That's what high school's about. 1347 01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:21,812 Heck, that's what life's about. The key is to learn from them. 1348 01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:24,777 I hope my friends see it that way. 1349 01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,582 If someone is a true friend, 1350 01:15:26,655 --> 01:15:29,954 you'd be surprised at how understanding they can be. 1351 01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:31,014 Thanks. 1352 01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:33,118 Do me a favor? Put this away for me. 1353 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:35,686 I caught your father sneaking it out under his cape. 1354 01:15:35,764 --> 01:15:38,927 He's convinced that everyone wants to reminisce with him. 1355 01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:40,992 - I bet. Will do. - Love ya. 1356 01:15:41,069 --> 01:15:42,866 Have fun. 1357 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,581 That's weird. 1358 01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:09,195 Gwen? 1359 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,233 Oh, no. 1360 01:16:15,604 --> 01:16:17,799 Oh, no. 1361 01:16:17,873 --> 01:16:21,172 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1362 01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:25,776 I gotta get to Sky High. 1363 01:16:30,385 --> 01:16:32,182 [Rock music plays] 1364 01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,318 Josie, wait. 1365 01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:38,291 We can't unveil the Stronghold Three without Will. 1366 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,385 It's just... it's just not the same. 1367 01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:41,793 Maybe we should fly home. 1368 01:16:41,863 --> 01:16:44,593 And we really don't need another award. 1369 01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:47,396 [Powers] Welcome, Commander and Jetstream! 1370 01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:50,063 [Cheering] 1371 01:16:57,980 --> 01:17:00,244 Good evening. First, a quick announcement. 1372 01:17:00,315 --> 01:17:03,648 The owner of the blue cold fusion-powered jet pack, 1373 01:17:03,719 --> 01:17:05,243 you left your lights on. 1374 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:08,380 Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 1375 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:12,723 And now, please help me welcome the head of the homecoming committee, 1376 01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:16,321 the girl who made all this possible, Gwen Grayson. 1377 01:17:19,201 --> 01:17:21,066 Thank you, Principal Powers. 1378 01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:24,071 And a very special thank you goes to our guests of honor 1379 01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:27,905 and the recipients of our first-ever Hero of the Year award, 1380 01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:31,275 - the Commander and Jetstream. - [Applause] 1381 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:35,973 And to mark this occasion, we've planned a special tribute 1382 01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:40,488 to the most powerful super-being ever to walk the halls of Sky High. 1383 01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:42,682 Me! 1384 01:17:56,772 --> 01:17:58,239 Commander? [giggling] 1385 01:18:01,643 --> 01:18:04,111 [Giggling] 1386 01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:05,544 [All gasping] 1387 01:18:07,716 --> 01:18:12,244 - Royal Pain is a girl? - Yes, I'm a girl, you idiot! 1388 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,914 How I ever lost to a fool like you I'll never know. 1389 01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:16,685 Now prepare to be Pacified! 1390 01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:21,627 Do you honestly think you can kill me with that little toy gun of yours? 1391 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:25,599 My dear Commander, who said anything about killing you? 1392 01:18:27,402 --> 01:18:29,927 [Grunting] 1393 01:18:30,639 --> 01:18:32,903 [Screeching] 1394 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:37,169 [Crying] 1395 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:54,054 Ahhh! 1396 01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:56,359 Josie! I've always... 1397 01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:01,031 Rock-a-bye, baby! [Giggling] 1398 01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:03,435 What'd I miss? Ah! 1399 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:09,567 [Screaming] 1400 01:19:22,657 --> 01:19:26,559 Boomer! Get the kids out of here! 1401 01:19:26,628 --> 01:19:28,528 Hothead! Find an exit! 1402 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:30,462 Get as many people out as you can! 1403 01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:33,501 I'll slow her dow...! 1404 01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:51,845 Thanks again for the lift, Ron. Now, if I'm not back in 30 minutes... 1405 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,547 Come in after you! Got it! 1406 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,556 I was gonna say go get help. 1407 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,525 Go get help. Got it! Now get in there! 1408 01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:02,960 Sorry! 1409 01:20:03,031 --> 01:20:06,330 - [Layla] Where are we? - [Zach] Hey, Warren, how 'bout a torch? 1410 01:20:06,401 --> 01:20:09,063 [Warren] Only if you want to get barbecued. 1411 01:20:10,939 --> 01:20:13,931 Ladies, if I may. 1412 01:20:14,009 --> 01:20:16,170 [Magenta] # Then all the reindeer loved him # 1413 01:20:16,244 --> 01:20:18,508 - [Ethan] Way to glow, Zach. - Thanks, man. 1414 01:20:25,587 --> 01:20:26,713 'Sup, kid? 1415 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,922 [Giggling] 1416 01:20:38,066 --> 01:20:40,125 You're never gonna believe this. Gwen... 1417 01:20:40,202 --> 01:20:42,466 - Is Royal Pain's daughter. - Yeah, and she... 1418 01:20:42,537 --> 01:20:44,300 - Stole the Pacifier. - Right. 1419 01:20:44,372 --> 01:20:47,569 She turned everybody into babies, including your parents. 1420 01:20:47,642 --> 01:20:49,200 OK. That I didn't know. 1421 01:20:49,277 --> 01:20:52,440 This is even more than the great Will Stronghold can handle. 1422 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,573 She's right. It's gonna take all of us. 1423 01:20:54,649 --> 01:20:57,015 All of who? You and Warren? 1424 01:20:57,085 --> 01:20:58,814 The rest of us are only sidekicks. 1425 01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:01,879 Just because you have powers, that doesn't make you a hero. 1426 01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:04,187 Sometimes it just makes you a jerk. 1427 01:21:04,259 --> 01:21:06,591 Makes me a jerk. 1428 01:21:06,661 --> 01:21:10,222 - I guess what I'm trying to say is... - We get it. You've been a jerk. 1429 01:21:10,966 --> 01:21:13,093 Layla, 1430 01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:16,296 in case my homecoming date ends up killing me tonight, 1431 01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:18,532 I just want you to know... 1432 01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:21,405 [Penny] Isn't that sweet? 1433 01:21:21,476 --> 01:21:24,274 - I hate sweet! - [Laughing] 1434 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,511 You guys are a part of this too? 1435 01:21:27,582 --> 01:21:30,574 - Why am I not surprised? - Go take care of Gwen. 1436 01:21:30,652 --> 01:21:32,847 - We'll handle these clowns. - [Chuckles] 1437 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:34,479 Go. 1438 01:21:48,103 --> 01:21:51,470 [Whimpering] 1439 01:21:51,539 --> 01:21:52,528 Whoa! 1440 01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:55,440 "While pushing down on the infant restraint, 1441 01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:57,410 pinch the two straps together. " 1442 01:21:57,479 --> 01:22:00,744 - Pinch, Royal, pinch. - Pinch what? Restraint A or B? 1443 01:22:00,815 --> 01:22:03,409 Now you just calm down. Let's go back to one. 1444 01:22:07,522 --> 01:22:08,989 Ahhh! 1445 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:13,792 Come back and fight! You... 1446 01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:24,236 [Penny] Come on, sidekick! You gonna fight back? 1447 01:22:24,306 --> 01:22:26,740 I don't believe in using powers for violence. 1448 01:22:26,808 --> 01:22:29,038 I don't believe you even have any powers! 1449 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:32,671 Go, Penny! Beat Layla! Go, Penny! Beat Layla! 1450 01:22:34,182 --> 01:22:36,343 You can't hide forever, sidekick! 1451 01:22:37,752 --> 01:22:39,720 [Bubbling] 1452 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,814 No way. 1453 01:22:46,227 --> 01:22:48,024 Sucks for you! 1454 01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:51,588 [Gurgling] 1455 01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:53,998 - [Babies crying] - [Jester giggling] 1456 01:22:54,069 --> 01:22:56,833 Cootchie-cootchie-coo! 1457 01:23:02,577 --> 01:23:05,307 I take you back, my dear Commander, 1458 01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,314 to your senior year at Sky High, 1459 01:23:07,382 --> 01:23:10,351 a time before anyone knew what a Technopath was. 1460 01:23:10,418 --> 01:23:14,252 So a brilliant but misunderstood girl named Sue Tenny 1461 01:23:14,322 --> 01:23:18,952 was written off as a science geek and stuck in Sidekick class. 1462 01:23:19,027 --> 01:23:22,986 She hatched a plan, so daring, so visionary, 1463 01:23:23,064 --> 01:23:25,999 to start her very own Supervillain Academy 1464 01:23:26,067 --> 01:23:30,163 and raise a generation of heroes from scratch as villains. 1465 01:23:30,238 --> 01:23:33,503 But first she had to destroy the very institution 1466 01:23:33,575 --> 01:23:36,874 that dared to spurn her genius! 1467 01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:42,042 And now, so many years later, that plan is complete. 1468 01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:44,017 My only regret: 1469 01:23:44,085 --> 01:23:48,613 That this may be the finest supervillain speech ever given, 1470 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:51,488 and you don't even know what I'm saying. 1471 01:23:51,559 --> 01:23:53,720 [Will] But I do. 1472 01:23:53,795 --> 01:23:58,164 Look. I'm sorry that my parents destroyed your mom. 1473 01:23:58,233 --> 01:24:01,634 Now put my dad down. 1474 01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,068 [Cooing] 1475 01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:06,164 No one could defeat Royal Pain. 1476 01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:08,766 When the Pacifier exploded, I wasn't destroyed. 1477 01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:11,676 I was merely turned into a baby. 1478 01:24:11,746 --> 01:24:14,408 Stitches took me away and raised me as his daughter. 1479 01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:17,349 Daddy's little girl. [Laughing] 1480 01:24:17,419 --> 01:24:20,911 - I told you never to call me that! - [Whimpers] 1481 01:24:20,989 --> 01:24:22,752 Lunatic! 1482 01:24:22,824 --> 01:24:24,553 [Sighs] That's right. 1483 01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:29,120 Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is me! 1484 01:24:29,197 --> 01:24:31,324 Oh, my God. 1485 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,261 I made out with an old lady. 1486 01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:40,769 [Grunting] 1487 01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:52,151 Yoo-hoo! Right here! 1488 01:24:59,661 --> 01:25:01,151 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1489 01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,324 Way to go, Popsicle. 1490 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:42,959 Hmm! 1491 01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:45,599 Big mistake. 1492 01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:59,419 [Screaming] 1493 01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:06,521 But I thought you were a sidekick! 1494 01:26:06,594 --> 01:26:08,061 I am a sidekick. 1495 01:26:08,129 --> 01:26:09,596 Don't leave us here to die! 1496 01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:12,394 Royal Pain sabotaged the antigravity device! 1497 01:26:12,467 --> 01:26:14,867 The whole school's gonna fall out of the sky! 1498 01:26:14,936 --> 01:26:16,927 We only have 10 minutes! 1499 01:26:17,872 --> 01:26:19,339 Here's the antigravity room. 1500 01:26:19,407 --> 01:26:21,432 Didn't Royal Pain seal off every route? 1501 01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:23,204 - What about this conduit? - Right. 1502 01:26:23,278 --> 01:26:26,076 You'd have to be like a rat to fit in there. 1503 01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:33,176 Oh, great. 1504 01:26:34,455 --> 01:26:36,184 [Magenta] This is so stupid. 1505 01:26:36,257 --> 01:26:40,250 OK. OK, you're doin' great, Magenta. Looks great. 1506 01:26:40,328 --> 01:26:43,525 Look at those cute little legs. OK, go about 10 feet. 1507 01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:46,226 Yeah, there should be a opening on your right. 1508 01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:48,565 - [Magenta] Gotcha! - Find the access panel. 1509 01:26:48,636 --> 01:26:51,036 - What? - It leads to the generator. 1510 01:26:51,105 --> 01:26:52,402 [Magenta] I'm on it! 1511 01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:06,443 Will! 1512 01:27:08,656 --> 01:27:10,317 [Grunts] 1513 01:27:12,193 --> 01:27:15,356 - No! - [Yelling] 1514 01:27:23,871 --> 01:27:26,704 And there goes your last chance of stopping me. 1515 01:27:26,774 --> 01:27:29,106 We'll see about that! 1516 01:27:31,813 --> 01:27:33,212 - Huh? - [Will] Surprised? 1517 01:27:33,281 --> 01:27:36,273 - So am I. - You're flying? 1518 01:27:38,152 --> 01:27:40,450 That's impossible! 1519 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:43,746 [Grunts] 1520 01:27:50,999 --> 01:27:53,832 - [Babies crying] - [Giggling] 1521 01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:56,698 Ah! 1522 01:27:56,771 --> 01:28:00,298 There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes. 1523 01:28:00,375 --> 01:28:03,708 - And that's Ron Wilson, bus driver. - [Grunts] 1524 01:28:03,778 --> 01:28:07,839 - [Groaning] - And I'm Ron Wilson, bus driver. 1525 01:28:07,915 --> 01:28:10,406 I found the generator... I think. 1526 01:28:10,485 --> 01:28:12,350 Chew the wire to the scrambler. 1527 01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:14,479 Cut the wire connected to the scrambler. 1528 01:28:14,555 --> 01:28:15,647 - The red one. - What? 1529 01:28:15,723 --> 01:28:16,849 Cut the red wire! 1530 01:28:16,924 --> 01:28:18,789 There's a lot of red wires down here. 1531 01:28:28,536 --> 01:28:30,401 [Beeping] 1532 01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:31,460 Uh-oh. 1533 01:28:36,444 --> 01:28:38,435 [Layla] The school is falling! 1534 01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:40,640 Ahhh! 1535 01:28:42,116 --> 01:28:43,515 Chew! 1536 01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:01,494 Chew the wire! 1537 01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,696 [Straining] 1538 01:29:07,108 --> 01:29:10,635 [Man] All unpacked, and the movers didn't break a thing. 1539 01:29:10,712 --> 01:29:12,942 Told you we didn't need that extra insurance. 1540 01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:15,539 - No, I know. - [Electric whining] 1541 01:29:17,585 --> 01:29:20,452 [Screaming] 1542 01:29:20,521 --> 01:29:22,887 Oh, no! 1543 01:29:22,957 --> 01:29:26,017 [Zach screaming] It's all on you! Hold me! Hold me! 1544 01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:37,337 Ahhh! 1545 01:29:42,076 --> 01:29:43,805 [Straining] 1546 01:29:47,081 --> 01:29:49,777 Whoa. That could have been messy. 1547 01:29:50,918 --> 01:29:52,408 [Will] Good night. 1548 01:29:59,494 --> 01:30:02,088 - Ohh! - Chester? Chester? 1549 01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:04,757 [Babies crying] 1550 01:30:06,734 --> 01:30:09,862 - Now what? - Beats me. 1551 01:30:09,937 --> 01:30:12,633 Perhaps I can be of assistance. 1552 01:30:12,707 --> 01:30:16,700 It should only take me a couple of hours to reconfigure the Pacifier. 1553 01:30:16,778 --> 01:30:21,215 Mr. Peace, would you please carry me to the Mad Science Lab? 1554 01:30:21,282 --> 01:30:23,773 - Sure. - And, Mr. Peace. 1555 01:30:23,851 --> 01:30:24,909 Yeah. 1556 01:30:25,987 --> 01:30:29,150 Regrettably, I have made boom-boom. 1557 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,987 People, if you've already been de-Pacified, 1558 01:30:35,062 --> 01:30:39,590 please find your clothes, grab a baby and report to the Science Lab. 1559 01:30:39,667 --> 01:30:43,262 Mom? Dad? Guys? 1560 01:30:43,337 --> 01:30:47,273 I just want to say sorry because this whole thing was my fault. 1561 01:30:47,341 --> 01:30:50,310 - Honey, you can't blame yourself. - 'Course not. 1562 01:30:50,378 --> 01:30:53,677 How were you supposed to know your girlfriend was a psychopath? 1563 01:30:53,748 --> 01:30:56,273 No, that's not it. Um, 1564 01:30:56,350 --> 01:30:59,547 you gave me one rule, and I broke it. 1565 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:02,987 I took her into the sanctum, and that's how she got the Pacifier. 1566 01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:07,153 - The whole party was a trap. - And so was the homecoming, Will. 1567 01:31:07,228 --> 01:31:11,858 We all fell into Royal Pain's trap, but you defeated her. 1568 01:31:11,933 --> 01:31:15,334 You saved Sky High, and everyone in her. 1569 01:31:15,403 --> 01:31:20,272 - I didn't do it by myself. - Excuse me. Steve? Josie? 1570 01:31:20,341 --> 01:31:23,276 Even though it appears Gwen only came up with this award 1571 01:31:23,344 --> 01:31:27,007 as a way to lure you to the dance and your ultimate doom, 1572 01:31:27,081 --> 01:31:28,981 still it's inscribed, so... 1573 01:31:29,050 --> 01:31:33,009 I'd be honored to accept this "Hero of the Year" award. 1574 01:31:33,087 --> 01:31:38,184 But I'm afraid this doesn't belong to us. 1575 01:31:38,259 --> 01:31:40,352 [Josie] It belongs to them. 1576 01:31:40,428 --> 01:31:43,226 The sidekicks. 1577 01:31:43,297 --> 01:31:44,662 I mean, hero support. 1578 01:31:44,732 --> 01:31:48,259 Why don't we just call them what they really are, Josie? 1579 01:31:49,437 --> 01:31:51,268 Heroes. 1580 01:31:56,210 --> 01:31:58,678 Oh, and, Jonathan? 1581 01:31:58,746 --> 01:32:01,408 Whatever you're teaching them, 1582 01:32:01,482 --> 01:32:03,814 keep teaching them it. 1583 01:32:03,885 --> 01:32:05,580 Sure. 1584 01:32:16,998 --> 01:32:18,295 [Powers] What a waste. 1585 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:21,267 I can't do anything more to help you. 1586 01:32:21,335 --> 01:32:24,327 I'm not Wonder Woman, you know. 1587 01:32:25,339 --> 01:32:29,298 I went through puberty twice... for this? 1588 01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:32,039 I have de-Pacified all the babies 1589 01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:35,549 and destroyed that horrible weapon forever. 1590 01:32:37,485 --> 01:32:38,782 Let's boogie! 1591 01:32:38,853 --> 01:32:42,152 [# Bowling for Soup: Melt with You] 1592 01:32:51,365 --> 01:32:53,196 This is so sweet, I could hurl. 1593 01:32:53,267 --> 01:32:55,633 Tell me about it. 1594 01:32:55,703 --> 01:32:57,534 - Do you wanna dance? - [Zach] Yes! 1595 01:32:57,605 --> 01:33:00,039 I mean, yeah. Yeah. 1596 01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:31,533 [Will] Compared to homecoming, the rest of the year was pretty boring. 1597 01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,631 Gwen and her gang got what they deserved. 1598 01:33:33,708 --> 01:33:35,699 But now nobody wants to save the citizen. 1599 01:33:35,776 --> 01:33:37,038 Uncle! Uncle! 1600 01:33:37,111 --> 01:33:38,601 Relax. I'm just kidding. 1601 01:33:38,679 --> 01:33:41,614 But they are getting to spend a lot of quality time together. 1602 01:33:41,682 --> 01:33:45,914 Oh, yeah, and Ron Wilson, bus driver, fell into a vat of toxic waste. 1603 01:33:45,987 --> 01:33:49,650 He now works for the mayor, defending the city from giant robots. 1604 01:33:49,724 --> 01:33:52,659 So in the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy, 1605 01:33:52,727 --> 01:33:54,695 my archenemy became my best friend 1606 01:33:54,762 --> 01:33:57,390 and my best friend became my girlfriend. 1607 01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,490 But, hey, that's high school. 1608 01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:37,464 [# Flashlight Brown: Save It for Later] 1609 01:34:47,465 --> 01:34:50,265 Ripped by: SkyFury