MMM-MMM-MMRREOW.
[GASPS]
PAWS OFF, PUDDY.
HELLO, IT'S A CAT. THE JEWEL'S MINE.
I BEG TO DIFFER, MY FELINE FELON,
AND SO DO MY COMPANIONS.
[WHISPERING]
AH! AH!
HMM. NOW HOW COULD I SAY NO TO THOSE BEADY BLUE EYES?
WELL, MAMA COBBLEPOT DID ALWAYS SAY I WAS A HANDSOME ONE.
YOU KNOW, PERHAPS WE CAN COME TO SOME SORT OF ARRANGEMENT.
HMM? WHAT YOU HAVE IN MIND, GOOD-LOOKIN'?
THIS GEM HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF A PAIR.
THE CAT IS ALL YOURS...
IF YOU HELP ME STEAL THE TRUE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE.
A PARTNERSHIP! MRREOWW.
♪ THE BATMAN ♪
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF ART AND VALUABLES
SKIPPED OVER FOR A JEWELED CAT.
THIS HEIST HAS ALL THE EARMARKS OF CATWOMAN--
EXCEPT FOR THE OTHER POINT OF ENTRY.
SHE HAD HELP.
A SECOND PERP.
I WANT EVERYONE TO RECANVASS THE EXTERIOR.
LET'S MOVE.
THE TOME YOU REQUESTED, MASTER BRUCE.
A SECOND PERP DOESN'T FIT HER PROFILE.
CATWOMAN WORKS ALONE.
WELL, PARTNERSHIPS DO APPEAR TO BE ALL THE RAGE THESE DAYS.
DETECTIVE YIN'S A GOOD COP, ALFRED.
I'M GLAD SHE DECIDED TO PUT HER TRUST IN THE BATMAN.
DANDER OF AN EASTERN EUROPEAN RAVEN.
IT'S ONE OF PENGUIN'S BIRDS.
BUT WHY WOULD CATWOMAN TEAM WITH OSWALD COBBLEPOT?
HERE'S WHY.
THE RELIC STOLEN LAST NIGHT
IS ONE OF A PAIR...
WITH RA, THE EGYPTIAN SUN GOD.
THE VERY SAME RELIC CURRENTLY ON LOAN
TO THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY HERE IN GOTHAM?
A CAT AND A BIRD--
2 JEWELS, 2 VILLAINS.
AND ONE CRIME FIGHTER CAPABLE OF STOPPING THEM.
[RAWK]
DIGITAL SURVEILLANCE. STATE-OF-THE-ART ELECTRONIC SECURITY.
OH, THE MUSEUM'S A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK,
BUT I KNOW WHERE THE SOFT SPOTS ARE.
OOH! WITH MY BIRDS AND YOUR KNOW-HOW,
THE TWO OF US WILL BE SITTING IN THE OL' CATBIRD SEAT.
HMM, SOUNDS COZY, PENGUIE BABY,
BUT CATS AND BIRDS ARE NATURAL ENEMIES, YOU KNOW.
WELL, WITH ENEMIES LIKE YOU, CAT-CHICKIE,
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?
[SLASH]
[WHISPERING]
A LITTLE PRIVACY, PUH-LEEZE!
YES. WHY DON'T YOU GO FETCH ME A SAUCER OF MOO JUICE?
EH! MANNERS!
[WHISPERING]
FINE! GOOD RIDDANCE! AND DON'T COME BACK!
ALONE AT LAST.
OH, OZZIE, YOU'VE STOLEN MY HEART.
TOO BAD I'M GONNA BREAK YOURS
ONCE I STEAL BOTH THOSE JEWELS.
[AWK]
HEY! [COUGHS]
OHH!
SURVEILLANCE, DOWN.
WHAT ABOUT THAT STATE-OF-THE-ART SECURITY?
HMM, DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD, PENGUIE.
THE CATWOMAN KNOWS A TRICK OR TWO.
AHH, PHENOMENAL.
YOU KNOW, ACCORDING TO EGYPTIAN LEGEND,
THE CAT GODDESS ENABLED OL' RA HERE
TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN.
HOW NICE FOR THEM.
AND WHERE IS MY KITTY, CUTIE-CAKES?
SUCH A SHAME TO BREAK UP THE SET.
OHH, THE BATMAN!
YOU NEVER CALL, YOU NEVER WRITE.
THREE'S A CROWD, BAT JERK!
YOU TWO WANT SOUVENIRS OF YOUR VISIT, TRY THE GIFT SHOP.
HEH HEH HEH HEH! QUITE A PAIR.
NOW, ABOUT THAT, SWEETIE:
I PREFER TO WORK ALONE.
I WAS REFERRING TO THESE!
YOU?! DOUBLE-CROSSING ME?!
SO SORRY FOR STRINGING YOU ALONG, SUGAR PLUM,
BUT YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE. THEY ARE.
I TRUSTED YOU.
UNH!
YAH HA HA HA HA HAH!
[MOANING]
HUH?!
I BROUGHT THIS PRETTY BRACELET
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU,
BUT SINCE YOU TWO POINTY-EARS MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE...
HIS AND HERS.
I'LL JUST HANG ONTO THE KEY...
AND THE JEWELS.
HAH! HA HA HA HA!
[ALARM BLARES]
UHN!
NOW WHAT?
RELAX.
OVEN TIMER?
IT'S RIGGED TO EXPLODE.
[ALARM BLARING]
IT'S BEEN A BLAST, BATMAN.
IT'S TAMPER-PROOF.
OH, WELL, YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.
WE NEED THE KEY.
HMM, YET ANOTHER REASON FOR A PENGUIN HUNT.
[SIRENS]
[REOW]
THIS WAY! THIS WAY!
FINE. YOU LEAD.
MMM, MEOW!
MMM!
I'LL DRIVE.
[SIREN]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
WHOA! HEY!
CATWOMAN?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
Catwoman: THIS BABY REALLY PURRS.
LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE PENGUIN TO BLAME
FOR PUTTING ME IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
HMM, WHAT'S THIS DO?
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT.
MMM, KITTY'S CURIOUS
ABOUT MORE THAN JUST YOUR WHEELS.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR HOOD, HANDSOME?
LADIES FIRST.
[TAPPING ON DESK]
[SIGH] TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS, YIN.
SO, BAT BEAU,
WHEN WE FIND THE WADDLING WORM-EATER,
I'D LIKE TO HAVE
AT LEAST 2 MINUTES ALONE WITH HIM.
YOU'LL BOTH HAVE PLENTY OF ALONE TIME
WHEN YOU'RE TOGETHER
IN THE GOTHAM STATE PENITENTIARY.
[BATWAVE RINGS]
BATMAN.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKS.
UH, HI.
I THOUGHT I'D PUT OUR NEW PARTNERSHIP
TO THE TEST.
OH, GIVES HIS NUMBER TO ALL THE GIRLS.
WHAT'S UP, DETECTIVE?
I'M STUMPED.
I CAN'T I.D. CATWOMAN'S MYSTERIOUS PARTNER.
THOUGH YOU MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA.
I'M...TRACKING A FEW LEADS.
MEOW.
Ellen: EXCUSE ME?
UH, STATIC ON THE BATWAVE.
I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU, DETECTIVE.
SO HE'S A LITTLE STRANGE, YIN.
HE DRESSES LIKE A BAT.
Dispatcher on radio: ALL POINTS BULLETIN.
THE BATMAN AND CATWOMAN WERE SEEN FLEEING TOGETHER
FROM THE MUSEUM CRIME SCENE.
THE BATMAN'S THE SECOND PERP?
TO THINK, THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN MINE.
PENGUIN'S BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH.
ACCORDING TO THESE ARTIFACTS,
WHEN THE 2 JEWELS ARE PROPERLY CONFIGURED,
THEY'RE CAPABLE OF HARNESSING
THE POWER OF THE SUN.
YOU READ ANCIENT EGYPTIAN?
THE PICTURES HELP.
SO YOU THINK PENGUIE'S
LOOKING TO REDUCE HIS UTILITY BILL?
[BELL ON BUOY CLANGING]
HA HA, WHOEVER SAID CATS AND BIRDS
ARE NATURAL ENEMIES?
DETECTIVE, SQUAD ROOM.
SOMETHING BIG'S GOING DOWN.
Penguin: THAT'S RIGHT!
I DEMAND $1 BILLION BY DAWN,
OR GOTHAM SUFFERS THE WRATH OF THE SUN.
SUN? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
THIS PENGUIN GUY'S NUTS.
Penguin: OH! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE!
HA HA HA HA HA!
LIGHTS...
CAMERA...
DESTRUCTION!
HEH HEH HA HA HA HA!
OH, YOU GOTTA LOVE
THOSE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ENGINEERS.
WIRE THE MONEY
TO MY SWISS BANK ACCOUNT BY SUNRISE,
OR MY NEXT TARGET WILL BE FULL OF CIVILIANS.
[BATWAVE RINGS]
MY, WHO'S THE POPULAR ONE?
BATMAN.
Ellen: CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG, PARTNER.
I KNOW YOU'RE WITH CATWOMAN.
HISS.
TRUST ME, DETECTIVE.
IT'S COMPLICATED.
Ellen: I HAVE TO TRUST YOU.
YOU'RE NEEDED.
PENGUIN'S HOLDING GOTHAM HOSTAGE
WITH SOME SORT OF...
Batman: ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LIGHT MACHINE.
I KNOW, AND I KNOW WHERE TO FIND HIM.
THE ONLY BIRD'S EYE VIEW OF GOTHAM
WITH A POWERFUL ENOUGH LIGHT SOURCE.
Batman: IF PENGUIN SEES US COMING,
HE MIGHT GET TRIGGER-HAPPY.
WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE STAIRWELL.
WE DON'T NEED STAIRS.
UH, AREN'T SEAGULLS USUALLY WHITE?
THEY'RE PENGUIN'S BIRDS.
[CAWING]
AAH!
[CAWING]
HERE COMES MISS CONGENIALITY.
[BIRDS CAWING]
UP YOU GO.
UNH!
[HIGH-PITCHED TONE]
[CAWING]
[TONE STOPS]
I NEVER DID GET MY SAUCER OF MILK.
[SCRAPING]
EW. NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.
YAH!
I COULD DANCE ALL NIGHT, PARTNER.
LET'S SHAKE A CROW FROM HIS NEST.
[BUOY BELL RINGING]
AHH...
HUH?
WELL, WELL, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.
IT'S OVER, PENGUIN.
BYE-BYE, BIRDIE.
ANY CLOSER
AND GOTHAM CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL IS RUBBLE.
I POSSESS THE POWER OF RA.
I, PENGUIN, PHARAOH OF GOTHAM!
AAH!
OH!
THE CAT.
YOU MEAN, AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?
COME ON. THROW A DOG A BONE.
OH, ALL RIGHT!
SORRY, HANDSOME!
UNH!
NOT SO FAST, KITTY CAT!
THE TRIPLE-CROSSES END HERE.
WE HAD A DEAL, FISH BREATH! NO!
HEY!
HMPH! MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
COME ON!
HANG ON!
HERE'S OUR RIDE.
Penguin: BYE-BYE, BAT!
TAKE US TO YOUR SPARE KEY.
Penguin: HUH? WHAT SPARE KEY?
[BATWAVE RINGING]
BATMAN?
THE COAST IS CLEAR, DETECTIVE.
[RELIEVED SIGH]
BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND
KEEPING THE RELICS SEPARATED.
I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND SHADY,
BUT IT MIGHT BE BEST
IF I HELD ONTO ONE FOR SAFEKEEPING.
GO RIGHT AHEAD, BATMAN.
I TRUST YOU.
♪ THE BATMAN ♪