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whoosh
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So, this is what
Captain Slash plans
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to use to destroy the city.
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Nightwing.
You again?
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Slash!
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When will you learn
you can't play at my level?
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- Hyah, whoa!
- Aah!
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Man, Slash nailed me again.
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- 'Nightwing?'
- My Internet game character.
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'Cool, huh?'
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But not as cool as him.
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I bet the real Slash
is one totally awesome..
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Dude, take your Nightwing
and give it a rest.
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'Slacker, are you playing
video games?'
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Well, uh..
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'Or are you purposely
not controlling'
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these bank robbers in a box?
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He had them working
in rehearsal.
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Ooh! Ah, hon, we can still
rob the bank without them.
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I'm not in the mood now.
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Mmm.
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But I am in the mood
to do something else.
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Oh, pudding, give him a chance.
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Martin's got lots of ideas.
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Uh, yeah, dude,
this one's totally cool.
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A video game helmet
I modified.
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Video game?
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Boys, dinner is served.
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That lets you mentally
download money out of a bank
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into your own secret account.
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Hmm? Mentally download money?
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Now, there's a video game
worth playing.
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'I know I called you
last minute'
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'but I wanted you to be
the first to see this.'
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Bruce, we're not here to watch
stupid dog tricks, are we?
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No. Because that's not a dog.
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'And it's not a trick.'
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It's the latest
in nanobot technology.
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whoosh
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'Not only have we been able to
give each tiny robot'
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'its own
flight sustainable motor'
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'but also the ability to
magnetically bond together.'
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'Their interdependent
programming enabled them'
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to form any solid shape.
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And they can even
self-replicate.
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Gentlemen, you are witnessing
a leap in technology
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so great that..
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Uh, I can't even finish
talking about it.
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Davis, take over.
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Enjoy the afternoon nap,
kiddies.
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While those of us on
the cutting edge of technology..
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...explore new ways
to rip you off.
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Let's see if this baby works.
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Accessing account
for withdrawal.
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Ha ha ha!
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ding
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Ha!
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Transfering cash
to secure account.
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No keys, no vaults,
no combinations.
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Just mind over moolah!
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Look, ma. No hands!
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And no future.
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thud
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Hyah, ha!
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Spoilsports.
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boom
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crash
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Captain Slash's
lightning insignia?
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Harley, what happened
to your hair?
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Why are you wasting breath
on that crummy impostor
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when the real McCoy
is right here?
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A digital Joker?
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When this thing
short-circuited
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it must have transmitted a
duplicate Joker into the system.
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Hmm?
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If that's true, then..
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Try and cuff me now, Batsy.
Ha ha ha!
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I will. You're not leaving
this computer.
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Slacker! Slacker,
download me, now!
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Ha!
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At least, we've still got
the real Joker.
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A digital Joker could be
just as dangerous.
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Let's get the original one
to the hospital.
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Dude, you've gone cyber.
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How totally cool is that!
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My idea of cool is not
spending the rest of my life
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as a screen saver!
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You're making
Marty feel bad.
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He'll figure a way out.
Right, Marty?
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I've heard of something
new in town that might help you
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but we'll need
a diversion to access it.
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Hidey ho, Gotham!
And welcome to HD Joker TV.
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Let me ask you all, does this
high-def make my hips look big?
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He's broken into
every major system.
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This antivirus program
should flush him out.
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Nice try, Batsy,
but that just tickles.
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He must be transmitting himself
from a system
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I haven't accounted for.
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Like maybe inside a game system.
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Here. Let me.
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Yeah. He's in the game.
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Slacker, how long does it take
to break into that lab?
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Dude, I'm almost in.
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WayneTech.
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That's where he's going.
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Joker's been diverting us
from his real plan.
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But he can't carry it out
if he's deleted.
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Nightwing?
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You should pick better
company, Captain.
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whoosh
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Slacker!
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I'm in.
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zapping
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Huh? Ooh.
Hmm. Yeah.
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Ooh!
I feel like a million bucks.
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thud thud
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Still behind glass!
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Joker, you're not thinking
outside the box.
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Use your head.
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boom
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That was a no-brainer.
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Huh?
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Ooh, look who's arrived
at my coming out party.
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The party's over, Joker.
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Oh, no, Batsy.
It's just getting started.
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I'm guessing the only thing
worse than a digital Joker
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is a nanobot Joker.
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Medical report, stat!
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Y-you had a bad accident.
Y-you're a very sick man.
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Flattery won't save you.
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Consider me an outpatient.
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Daddy's home.
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Dude, it worked.
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Hate to admit it but
you finally did something right.
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Sorry, boys,
he's off the menu..
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'...for now.'
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Don't take it wrong, hon
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but a boyfriend who's a
collection of itty-bitty robots
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is kind of weird.
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I'll have you know I'm
the greatest version of Joker
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there's ever been.
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Joker 2.0.
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More like a bad joke,
minus one.
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Ah, I should have known
I'd show up.
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Pudding? Real pudding?
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Tapioca.
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I'm not even going to ask
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since I'm sure
this is one of your snafus.
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Huh! Am I really that
ruggedly handsome?
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Peek-a-boo! Ha ha ha!
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Ugh!
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I can't stay mad at myself.
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Let's work together.
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Let's get this
show on the road.
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Huh? Aah! Unh!
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Hey! Wait!
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Open the gate, Slacker.
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Deactivating main gate.
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whoosh
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Show-off!
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'The gem depository.'
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Gotta be Joker.
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But which one?
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vroom
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Ugh! You gotta help me
...brother.
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Gladly. I'll forward your mail
to Gotham prison.
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Attention, old Joker,
version 1.0.
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whoosh
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Mission accomplished.
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- But where's pudding, pudding?
- Ugh!
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Okay, kiddies, let's roll.
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Hold it!
Not without the real real me.
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Ew! Creepy.
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Dude, where'd you get
the extra nanobots to do that?
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I made them myself.
Just one of my tricks.
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No. Aah!
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zapping
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We have some too.
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Aah!
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That's it, Batsy.
Give him the old shock and awe.
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poof
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Turncoat.
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Lovely night for a drive.
Hit the gas!
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vroom
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Excuse me, Batsy.
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I have some unfinished
business to attend to.
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beep
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vroom
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Ugh, uh.
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Am I getting bigger or is
the Batmobile getting smaller?
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- This isn't the Batmobile.
- Correctamundo!
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It's the new nanobot Batmobile.
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A compact version gets
better gas mileage.
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Don't you think?
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whoosh
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- What made it disintegrate?
- An electromagnetic pulse.
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It can temporarily
deactivate the nanites.
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Huh?
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If Nano Joker can keep
multiplying how do we stop him?
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We stall until we can bring in
something bigger to match him.
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Alfred, I'm gonna need
an item from the cave.
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vroom
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License, registration...Joker.
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Huh? Ugh, uh!
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Whoa. Cool fake-out.
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Whose side are you on?
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Sorry, pudding,
but you gotta admit
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pudding 2.0 really rocks.
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Gotta go
with the upgrade, dude.
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This is going to hurt me
more than it is...me.
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Joker...put the Joker down.
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You can't fool me twice, Batsy.
I've given myself an upgrade.
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whoosh
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Let me give you
the bigger picture.
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With my self-replicating talents
I'll tear Gotham down
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and turn it
into my own nanobot version.
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Joker City!
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The only thing
it'll be missing..
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swoosh
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...is you.
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whoosh
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Aah!
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Uh, huh?
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When you send for bigger help,
you mean it.
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Good timing, Alfred.
I'll take it from here.
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Yo, big bully!
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You didn't have to destroy
my old pudding.
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Never delete
the master copy, dude.
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On the contrary, if certain
master copies don't keep in line
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I may delete them too.
Do you hear me?
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Hear this.
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boom
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Ha ha! That's giving
him a mouthful!
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Batsy, you in there?
Come out and play.
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Okay. Let's play.
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zap
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Ugh!
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Looks like I'm going
to need some filler.
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Aah!
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thud
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Shocking, isn't it?
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Aah!
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Yes, it is.
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Oh, pudding.
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Wait for us.
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We're with you, uh, again.
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I'll get better mileage
without traitors!
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thud thud thud
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You're all traitors.
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pow
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Aah!
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whoosh whoosh
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It's a wrap for real Joker
and his posse.
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pew pew pew
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He's getting inside the cockpit.
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It's all your fault,
you game freak.
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You're Captain Slash?
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Batman, if digital Joker was
downloaded into the nanobot
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from a video game,
maybe he can be uploaded
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out of the nanobots
and back into the game.
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Brilliant, dude, but
you'll need a stronger signal
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'than the one on that laptop.'
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Transfer the signal to this.
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whoosh
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zap
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crash
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How did I get back in here?
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And who are you?
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Nightwing.
270
00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:42,005
And it's game over.
271
00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:51,001
Aw, pudding, at least, we got
our family back together again.
272
00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:54,004
And Marty has even more ideas.
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I wonder if The Penguin
has these staffing problems.