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Heh heh heh heh.

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Yes, my pretties.

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Show me the money!

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Heh heh heh heh.

5
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Huh? Huh?

6
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zap zap zap

7
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Sorry to rain on
your parade, Penguin.

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Heh. I'm always prepared
for inclement weather.

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Chop-chop, Batman. Waah!

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A Bat without wings?
Heh heh heh heh.

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vroom

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Aah!

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Oh! Ow! Whoa! Aah! Uhn!

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Yeech. Huh. What?

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Back to your cage, Penguin.

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Not before we rattle yours.

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"We?"

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Unh. Ah!

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♪ The Batman ♪

20
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For once, I have got to pull a
job someplace that Batman isn't.

21
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Huh? Stop the car!

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'He's known by many labels.'

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'Billionaire, philanthropist,
socialite.'

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'But who is
the real Bruce Wayne?'

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You.

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'Despite a larger-than-life
public persona'

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'Bruce Wayne has privately
managed to remain...a mystery.'

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Baah!

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'Join me, Melanie Bramwell'

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for the first-ever
in-depth interview

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with Gotham's
most-eligible bachelor

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next Tuesday at 9:00
on "A Day In The Life.."

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If there's anyone I despise
more than the Batman

34
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it's Wayne!
He's got looks and money.

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Yes, money.

36
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Wayne's money.

37
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Oh, it's about time,
Master Bruce.

38
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The television people
will be here any moment.

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You sure I have to go through
with this, Alfred?

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Need I remind you,
it's vitally important

41
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that you cultivate
your public image.

42
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But Melanie Bramwell
has a reputation

43
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for making private lives
a little too public.

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I could be
flirting with disaster.

45
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Yes, well, unfortunately,
avoiding the press

46
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only piques their curiosity.

47
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Oh, fine. When is this thing
supposed to start?

48
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"A Day In The Life.."
From breakfast to bedtime.

49
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Heh.

50
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You...are gonna edit
this part out right?

51
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Don't count on it.

52
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I pride myself on catching
my subjects off-guard.

53
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After all, I'm here to get to
know the real Bruce Wayne.

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- Nice digs.
- Roomy.

55
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Well, wait till
you see my office.

56
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I'll show you the rest
of the mansion after dinner.

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To Wayne Industries, then.

58
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Ah, it's hours
until dinnertime.

59
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Coming! Coming.

60
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Back so...Soon?

61
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Longtime no see, jeeves.

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Blast.

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buzz

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'Ooh, it's getting dark.'

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Good thing I brought
my evening jacket.

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And since my little birdies
cut phone and power

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we won't have
any interruptions

68
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while we catch up,
old chum.

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- Heh!
- Huh!

70
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Now, where is Old Brucie?

71
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Master Bruce is in the city

72
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on very important business.

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Ya, runway for us,
Bruce.

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You see, bold colors project

75
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such an aura of confidence
for Mr. Wayne.

76
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Wish I had
a personal stylist.

77
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Then while we await
Brucie's return

78
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you and I
are gonna have some fun.

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Ah-eee!

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I must insist that
you leave the premises at once.

81
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Without settling scores
with Wayne?

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Nah!

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Bulls-eye!
I mean, bird's-eye.

84
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But what has Master Bruce
ever done to you?

85
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Oh, nothing,
nothing, really

86
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except own everything that
should rightfully belong to me!

87
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I am from noble blood.

88
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The Cobblepots were once
the toast of society!

89
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I am a Cobblepot!

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Huh?

91
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Eh, what's cooking?

92
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Ooh, now we're talkin'.

93
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The perfect crime...
dinner and a burglary.

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Oh, jeevesie.

95
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Your roast is overcooked.

96
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- What you got there, jeeves?
- What? Nothing?

97
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Giving Old Brucie
a jingle, huh?

98
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Good idea.

99
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'Wayne industries contains
over a dozen separate divisions'

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including electronics,
engineering

101
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and biomedical research.
And it's all cutting-edge.

102
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'And it's all yours
at the ripe old age of 26.'

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Oh, would you excuse me
for a moment?

104
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Wayne.

105
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'Guess who, Brucie!'

106
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- Sheila.
- Huh? No, it's Penguin.

107
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Is this 555-43--

108
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Oh, of course I remember.

109
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Bruce Wayne never forgets
a pretty voice.

110
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I'm home with jeeves
and he wanted me to tell you

111
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dinner's getting cold.

112
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For you, sugar,
I'd drop anything.

113
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And no police, or the Butler
gets it. Get it?

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beep

115
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That's a rap. I, uh,
have a friend in need.

116
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No problem.
The camera loves drama.

117
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Sorry, Mel. Where I'm going,
cameras are strictly off-limits.

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What now?

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Dinner.

120
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Top floor, ugly furniture,
tacky artwork, bad Feng Shui.

121
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Time to redecorate
the bachelor pad.

122
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Waah! Oh.
Huh? Whazzat?

123
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I say, it's the Batman.

124
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What? How'd you find me
this time?

125
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It's what I do.

126
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Grr..

127
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Hello? Anyone home?
Hello?

128
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Your power's out.

129
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Alfred, is that you?

130
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Batman.

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Go, before you get hurt.

132
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Oh, dear.

133
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Well, now,
what have we here?

134
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Don't harm us,
Mr. Penguin.

135
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Oh, you're that reporter
from TV.

136
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So where's Wayne?

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I'm beginning
to wonder myself.

138
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Well, forget him!
Penguin's your star now.

139
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I'll give you an exclusive
right over here.

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The true identity
of the Batman.

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Get ready
for your close-up.

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Mr. Freeze
couldn't bring the heat.

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Catwoman needed
sharper claws.

144
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'Not even that
screw-loose Joker'

145
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'could pull off
what I'm about to.'

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The cowl of the Bat.

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Wakey-wakey,
eggs and bac-key.

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Ladies and gentlemen

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I give you the man
beneath the Bat.

150
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Unbelievable.

151
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That's for
ruining my roast.

152
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Huh!

153
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:07,020
Wha.. Oh, you'll pay
for that, old man.

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Heh heh heh heh.

155
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,009
Huh?

156
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,020
Arrghh!

157
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:30,010
Rematch.

158
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Round two, then.

159
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Make him a bat fillet.

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The tape.

161
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I've got it. Oopsy.

162
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No!

163
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Clumsy me.

164
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Quick, load another one.

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Heh heh heh heh.
Huh?

166
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I can't get a break here.

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Hurry. We're missing everything.

168
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You should learn
to play nice, Penguin.

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Why? I hate your guts.

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Tweet-tweet.
Fresh bat, my pretties.

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We'll win the Pulitzer Prize
for this.

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I love the four seasons,
Batman, especially fall!

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clink

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Ah!

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Brawk!

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Yaah!

177
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:16,020
Aah!

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00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:21,004
Unh!

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00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:29,017
You're all wet.

180
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- Get it all?
- I hope so. It's a dark night.

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The dark knight.
Now, that has a ring to it.

182
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,014
Mel? What are you..
What's going on here?

183
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A long story.
The Batman just..

184
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,011
What?

185
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:04,013
Funny how you and the Batman
have never been

186
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in the same place
at the same time tonight.

187
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:09,998
Look, right there.

188
00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:12,012
It's the, uh, dark knight.

189
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Well, excitement's over.

190
00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:48,008
Shall we finish
that interview?

191
00:18:48,012 --> 00:18:53,002
Thanks, Bruce, but I've decided
to go with a different subject.

192
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There seems to be more
to Penguin than meets the eye.

193
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Looks like I stole one thing
from you after all, Brucie.

194
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The spotlight.

195
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,006
<i>C'est la vie.</i>

196
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,995
Now, didn't I tell you?

197
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,996
Oh, I know, I know.
Flirting with disaster.

198
00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:41,004
You were right
in more ways than you know.

199
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,020
I was...in a hurry.

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00:20:16,022 --> 00:20:19,012
♪ The Batman ♪