1 00:00:21,008 --> 00:00:23,018 'It's time, dummy.' 2 00:00:35,022 --> 00:00:37,022 bang 3 00:00:37,022 --> 00:00:40,002 Oh, careful. 4 00:00:40,005 --> 00:00:42,005 You'll damage the parts. 5 00:00:42,011 --> 00:00:44,001 Ah! Parts for what? 6 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,022 You gonna fill us in on the big secret, Wesker? 7 00:00:47,001 --> 00:00:49,021 'What're you asking him for?' 8 00:00:49,022 --> 00:00:52,012 'You got questions about my plan' 9 00:00:52,013 --> 00:00:54,023 'you don't ask the toady.' 10 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:56,019 You ask me! 11 00:00:59,001 --> 00:01:02,011 Now, put your back into it, punk. 12 00:01:04,012 --> 00:01:06,002 Can you believe this nut? 13 00:01:06,005 --> 00:01:09,995 Relax. There's gonna be one sweet payday. 14 00:01:10,005 --> 00:01:11,995 Scarface is alright. 15 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,005 Alright? He's a dummy. 16 00:01:15,015 --> 00:01:17,015 Excuse me? 17 00:01:19,002 --> 00:01:21,012 Who are you calling dummy? 18 00:01:21,007 --> 00:01:23,007 Do I look stupid to you? 19 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,016 Am I a moron? 20 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:27,022 Whoa! 21 00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:40,022 crunch 22 00:01:40,018 --> 00:01:42,018 Please, sir, don't. We need him. 23 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:45,012 Am I a dummy now? 24 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:47,999 No, Scarface. You're the boss! The boss! 25 00:01:48,005 --> 00:01:50,005 Aah! Aah! 26 00:01:54,002 --> 00:01:56,002 Don't ever forget it. 27 00:01:59,012 --> 00:02:02,022 Now load the van. Crime's a wasting. 28 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:07,020 The problem with these knuckleheads? 29 00:02:07,022 --> 00:02:10,012 They got no class. 30 00:02:59,008 --> 00:03:01,018 ♪ The Batman ♪ 31 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,010 'Welding tools, motion-controlled gyroscopes' 32 00:03:19,008 --> 00:03:21,998 and now, construction equipment? 33 00:03:22,006 --> 00:03:25,016 They hardly seem valuable or related. 34 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:29,010 Unless someone's using them to build something, Alfred. 35 00:03:29,016 --> 00:03:32,006 Let's see if the Batwave can't draw a connection. 36 00:03:34,008 --> 00:03:38,008 Whoa! "Meet someone in your area." 37 00:03:39,009 --> 00:03:40,019 Online dating? 38 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:42,021 Well, who'd have thought? 39 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:45,010 Alfred Pennyworth, ladies' man. 40 00:03:45,009 --> 00:03:51,009 Actually, I was examining the website for you, Master Bruce. 41 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:54,020 Between Wayne Industries and your after-hours hobby 42 00:03:54,017 --> 00:03:57,997 how else are you to meet women without criminal records? 43 00:03:58,019 --> 00:03:59,999 I meet lots, Alfred. 44 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:03,005 I had three, maybe four dates just last weekend. 45 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:08,001 Indeed. All part of your swinging bachelor act. 46 00:04:08,003 --> 00:04:10,023 But perhaps, it's time to stop acting 47 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:15,007 and let someone special get to know the real Bruce Wayne. 48 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,020 - I don't know. - Oh, very good, then. 49 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:20,023 Let's start with your interests. 50 00:04:20,019 --> 00:04:22,999 Dispensing justice to the evildoers of Gotham. 51 00:04:23,002 --> 00:04:27,022 How about driving fast cars, enjoys athletic pursuits 52 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:30,010 and being a night owl? 53 00:04:37,018 --> 00:04:41,018 What? Do you have to look over my shoulder every waking moment? 54 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Scarface, sir. 55 00:04:44,006 --> 00:04:45,006 He's not right. 56 00:04:45,012 --> 00:04:48,012 Wesker's a little eccentric. So what? 57 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:50,020 That's how geniuses are. 58 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:57,013 Uh, s-sir, have you decided about the, uh, ranch? 59 00:04:57,010 --> 00:05:00,010 Huh? What're you jabbering about now? 60 00:05:00,011 --> 00:05:03,021 You remember, we talked about retiring after the big heist 61 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:07,000 to work the land under clear skies. 62 00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:09,995 What do you think, Texas or Montana? 63 00:05:10,002 --> 00:05:15,002 Tell you what. You go to Texas, I'll go to Montana. 64 00:05:15,005 --> 00:05:18,015 Always with the jokes, sir. 65 00:05:22,003 --> 00:05:24,013 He'd never leave me. 66 00:05:35,004 --> 00:05:38,024 Her name is Becky. She's a psychologist. 67 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,000 "I'm usually social, but sometimes I retreat to my cave." 68 00:05:43,005 --> 00:05:46,005 Fancy that. Someone even you can relate to. 69 00:05:47,008 --> 00:05:48,018 Oh, she's a doll. 70 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Just don't fill out annual income, Alfred 71 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:52,014 or post my photo. 72 00:05:52,016 --> 00:05:55,016 It's probably not a good idea to advertise I'm a billionaire. 73 00:05:58,008 --> 00:05:59,018 'Gotham Air And Space Museum.' 74 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:02,011 Sorry, Alfred. 75 00:06:02,008 --> 00:06:03,998 Looks like I already have a date. 76 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,022 boom 77 00:06:13,009 --> 00:06:14,019 Hmm. 78 00:06:31,014 --> 00:06:34,014 I still wanna know how this junk is supposed to make us rich. 79 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:36,015 Funny you should ask. 80 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:41,001 Been wondering myself . 81 00:06:44,019 --> 00:06:46,019 - Who's that? - Beats me. 82 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,020 What kind of a nut dresses like a bat? 83 00:06:56,013 --> 00:06:58,013 Your aim stinks. 84 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,010 Aah! 85 00:07:03,014 --> 00:07:12,024 crash 86 00:07:14,009 --> 00:07:15,999 Gonna stand there, dummy? 87 00:07:16,005 --> 00:07:19,015 Oh, Rhino, looks like he has things under control, sir. 88 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:22,012 Argh! Out of my way. 89 00:07:26,018 --> 00:07:30,008 - Yo, pointy ears. - Huh? 90 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:33,012 Say hello to my little friend. 91 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:43,015 Ugh! 92 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:52,007 bang 93 00:07:56,008 --> 00:08:00,008 Ooh! He's heading for more than just a pretty scar. 94 00:08:00,011 --> 00:08:03,011 Let's go. Don't wanna splatter the suit. 95 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:25,020 clang clang clang 96 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:34,012 Ah! Nasty little puppet. 97 00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:41,014 More potential dolls, I see. 98 00:08:41,011 --> 00:08:44,011 I figure there are fewer dummies in Gotham than thieves. 99 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:47,009 So I'm trying to ID our perp through publicity head shots. 100 00:08:47,016 --> 00:08:50,006 Oh, yes. He's clearly a smuggler. 101 00:08:50,008 --> 00:08:53,018 And that chap screams embezzler if ever there was one. 102 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,001 There. Scarface. 103 00:08:56,005 --> 00:08:58,005 '"The puppet belongs to a small time performer' 104 00:08:58,016 --> 00:09:00,996 '"named Arnold Wesker.' 105 00:09:01,003 --> 00:09:03,023 "One night, after an audience booed him off the stage 106 00:09:03,017 --> 00:09:05,997 Wesker and the doll robbed them." 107 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:07,016 Let's see if a search turns up anything 108 00:09:07,021 --> 00:09:11,011 explaining Wesker's bizarre act. 109 00:09:11,013 --> 00:09:13,013 "Care to chat?" 110 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:17,010 Bravo! Becky responded to your chat request. 111 00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:21,023 And by your, I-I mean my. 112 00:09:24,008 --> 00:09:26,008 'You have nothing better to do' 113 00:09:26,008 --> 00:09:29,008 'while the Batwave completes its search on Wesker.' 114 00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:45,001 Watch this. 115 00:09:46,023 --> 00:09:51,013 So, uh, how things coming, Mr. Scarface? 116 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:55,999 Just need one more part, and that we swipe tonight. 117 00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:58,013 Then we'll have everything we need to pull off 118 00:09:58,009 --> 00:10:02,009 the biggest heist in Gotham history. 119 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,020 Aah! 120 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,010 Oh, he's good. 121 00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:08,024 You bet it's a good plan. 122 00:10:10,014 --> 00:10:12,014 'Signing off.' 123 00:10:30,011 --> 00:10:32,021 - Well? - What? 124 00:10:34,005 --> 00:10:37,005 I'm meeting Becky at a cafe tomorrow. 125 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,011 - But it's not a date. - Of course it isn't. 126 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:42,996 Merely the first step toward letting someone 127 00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:44,022 get to know the real you. 128 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:49,011 You gave her the private number already? 129 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,015 Break-in at the Fewkes Computer Factory. 130 00:10:53,011 --> 00:10:54,021 'What happened to us, Rhino?' 131 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:57,011 'We're taking orders from a block of wood.' 132 00:10:57,016 --> 00:10:59,006 It'll be worth it, Mugsy. 133 00:10:59,009 --> 00:11:01,019 Just keep an eye out for anything suspicious. 134 00:11:01,023 --> 00:11:05,003 Like what? The bat got chopped into chip dip. 135 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,020 There. 136 00:11:30,018 --> 00:11:33,018 Ah, the motherboard. 137 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,010 Here, dummy, keep this safe. 138 00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:40,999 Only one heist away from retirement 139 00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:43,023 and the clean, honest work of a cowboy. 140 00:11:43,022 --> 00:11:46,002 'You know..' 141 00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:49,023 ...Gotham Penitentiary has a thriving retirement community. 142 00:11:53,019 --> 00:11:56,019 Where do you think you're going? 143 00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:59,001 Texas, maybe Montana. 144 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:05,020 Take this punk out, or I get another partner. 145 00:12:08,016 --> 00:12:10,006 Aah! 146 00:12:10,013 --> 00:12:12,013 buzz 147 00:12:12,012 --> 00:12:15,012 rizz rizz rizz 148 00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:22,018 Get up already. Get back in there. 149 00:12:27,017 --> 00:12:29,007 Come on. 150 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:36,003 Enough with the act. Lose the dummy. 151 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:40,002 I would, but he keeps following me around! 152 00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:42,016 This isn't an act, is it? 153 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,010 Aah! 154 00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:52,006 Consider this therapy. 155 00:12:52,015 --> 00:12:56,015 Dummy, he got me. I can't feel my legs. 156 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,010 Ooh! Ooh! Coming, sir! 157 00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:07,016 Mr. Scarface! 158 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,009 No! 159 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:17,011 - The Batman's alive? - Get him. 160 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,011 Sir, say something. 161 00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:53,010 Hang on, sir. Please hang on. 162 00:13:53,007 --> 00:13:54,997 Don't leave me. 163 00:13:57,012 --> 00:14:01,012 Quit bawling, dummy. I ain't gone yet. 164 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,024 Got the circuit board? 165 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,020 Good boy. Now take me back. 166 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000 It's time for the phoenix to rise. 167 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:27,020 Start talking. What's this big heist Wesker's planning? 168 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:30,020 The gold at the Gotham Federal Reserve. 169 00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:33,999 Scarface, uh, I-I mean, Wesker. 170 00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:36,024 H-he was building something that was gonna help us 171 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,020 'bust in and carry it out.' 172 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:41,023 He-he, he never told us what. Honest. 173 00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:44,001 I think I know what. 174 00:14:55,001 --> 00:15:00,011 Aah! Amazing how good a new suit will make you feel. 175 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,009 Go ahead. 176 00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:11,998 For your non-date with Becky 177 00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:14,012 were you thinking semi-formal or semi-casual? 178 00:15:14,009 --> 00:15:15,999 Not a good time, Alfred, Scarface is headed 179 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,012 for the Gotham Reserve. 180 00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:19,999 Scarface? Don't you mean Arnold Wesker? 181 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,006 You'd be right either way. It's no act. 182 00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:24,016 Wesker's a genuine case of split personality 183 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:27,020 and Scarface is his dominant side. 184 00:15:27,022 --> 00:15:30,022 Alfred, I'm not sure if I can go through with this date. 185 00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:31,021 'Sir?' 186 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 If The Batman is my dominant side 187 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:37,004 how can I let someone know the real Bruce Wayne? 188 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:40,022 vroom 189 00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:50,012 crash 190 00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:53,008 Large and in charge! 191 00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:42,012 At least it has a weak spot, Wesker. 192 00:16:50,012 --> 00:16:54,022 Well, look who don't know when to quit. 193 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,010 bang 194 00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:02,017 crash 195 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:21,010 I'm not through with you, punk. 196 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,010 That's right, squeak toy. 197 00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:34,016 I'm unstoppable 198 00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:38,023 and I'm gonna hit every bank in Gotham. 199 00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,007 But, sir, the ranch. 200 00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:42,013 You said we'd retire! 201 00:17:42,012 --> 00:17:45,012 Yeah? Change of plans. 202 00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:53,999 Maybe Wesker's not the only weak spot. 203 00:17:56,002 --> 00:17:59,002 That's it! I'm retiring alone! 204 00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:02,995 Be my guest, tough guy. You're nothing without me! 205 00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:04,995 'Hey, Scarface.' 206 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:10,000 Ah! My eyes! My eyes! 207 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,015 'I can't see!' 208 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:14,020 Look out, sir. Sir, look out! 209 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 crash 210 00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:17,996 Do something. 211 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,020 Dummy! 212 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:35,001 We were gonna go to Texas or Montana. 213 00:18:36,006 --> 00:18:38,016 We all have places we'd rather be. 214 00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:07,022 - Becky? - Bruce? 215 00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:09,007 You don't look like.. 216 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,005 That is, you seem different online. 217 00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:15,009 The young man you were expecting apologizes. 218 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:18,015 He won't be able to attend, I'm afraid. 219 00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:22,008 Let me guess. He's married. 220 00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:24,997 To his work. 221 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,011 ♪ The Batman ♪