1 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:05,239 And who am I? 2 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:08,242 That's a secret I'll never tell. 3 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:09,577 You know you love me. 4 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,645 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,048 Captions by vita... 6 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,392 I need your passion for social upheaval 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,456 to help me write the book about the Upper East Side. 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,389 That's what I want. 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,691 Are you sure that I'm the one person you wanna be with? 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,427 You have always been the one. 11 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,837 Daniel Humphrey has just released the latest installment 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,532 of his serial... a chapter on our very own Serena. 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,676 Why would you write this now? 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,810 You were supposed to be different. 15 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,203 I used to be. 16 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,205 Got me nowhere. So now I'm the same. 17 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,273 What I want isn't in Brooklyn. I have a plan. 18 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,841 I have this whole time. 19 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:41,575 I wrote two versions of the Serena chapter, 20 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,711 and that's... That's the nice one. 21 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,579 I prefer the nasty one you published. 22 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:48,216 I know I've hurt you, but I've never stopped loving you. 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,649 Well, excuse me if I don't fall for that, or you, ever again. 24 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,822 When I first met you, 25 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:55,689 you had the perfect story to get New York's attention. 26 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,725 (Nate) What, gossip girl's identity? 27 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,836 I promised her I'd stop looking after she helped find Serena. 28 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,163 She set you up to protect herself. 29 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,431 What do you have to lose 30 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,566 by going through your research one more time? 31 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,301 So... Lily's still with Bart? 32 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,170 Yes. 33 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,348 The only thing that matters is that you finally know the truth. 34 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,107 I do, and I'm sorry. 35 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:15,576 What on earth do you have to be sorry for? 36 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,312 It won't be much longer, I promise. 37 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:19,180 I have a plan. 38 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,714 How many times do I have to tell you? 39 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,492 Bart is not stupid enough to leave any evidence. 40 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,718 Stop your witch hunt 41 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,787 and leave New York for Moscow tonight. 42 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,489 What are you doing? 43 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,866 I couldn't live with myself if anything happened to you. 44 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,392 Don't get on the plane. 45 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,461 I made a deal. Those were my father's terms. 46 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,229 The coast guard is investigating the area 47 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,630 where the plane went off the radar 48 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,599 after sending a mayday signal. 49 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,234 I hope that wasn't the one Chuck was on. 50 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:41,811 He just tried to have his own son killed. 51 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,537 Who do you think they're gonna believe, 52 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,605 the man of the year 53 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,407 or some sad, 54 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,375 pathetic, 55 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,909 little boy?! 56 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,244 Uhh! 57 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,682 Aah! (Gasps) 58 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,484 No! (Grunts) 59 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,452 Chuck. 60 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,390 Give me your hand! 61 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,625 You know I'm all talk. I would never really hurt you. 62 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,495 Everything you say is a lie! 63 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:10,798 Charles, this isn't who you are. 64 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,336 (Grunts) Please, son! 65 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,205 Aah! 66 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,178 (Panting) Come on. 67 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,280 We have to get out of here. 68 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,682 (Great northern's "Bonnie and Clyde" playing) 69 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,288 Guys, there's a situation. 70 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,293 ♪ Did you read the story of Jesse James? ♪ 71 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,596 ♪ About how he lied? 72 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,798 (Siren wailing) 73 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,434 ♪ How he died? 74 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:51,205 ♪ You liked it 75 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,308 ♪ you want some more? 76 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:57,745 ♪ We're gonna listen to the story ♪ 77 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:01,949 ♪ Of Bonnie and Clyde 78 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,417 what's going on? 79 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:04,418 There's a body. 80 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,586 A body? Whose? 81 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,687 I can't tell you that. 82 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,720 (Sighs) 83 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,728 Okay, thanks. 84 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,896 Do what you need to do. 85 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,765 Don't tell anyone you talked to me. 86 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,966 (Beep) 87 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,468 Arthur's stuck out front. 88 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,571 They're stopping all the cars from the event. 89 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,506 Give me the phone. 90 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,908 Why don't you let me help you? I know a lot of people here. 91 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,710 If you can just give me a name... 92 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,978 You ask a lot of questions. 93 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,256 Maybe you should give me your name. 94 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,914 (Cell phone rings) 95 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,749 I have to take this. 96 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,719 Oh. 97 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:39,653 Here's a lovely young woman 98 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,589 who will tell everything that she knows... 99 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,324 Which is nothing. 100 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,593 Hi. 101 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,528 Hey. 102 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,998 ♪ ...Clyde long ago 103 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:56,270 ♪ he was a loyal, honest, upright guy ♪ 104 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,005 (Whirring) 105 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,340 Are you Arthur? 106 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,843 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde 107 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,451 ♪ oh, what they wrote about us 108 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:17,291 ♪ they say we're cold-blooded killers ♪ 109 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,928 ♪ It ain't much fun, but we got no choice ♪ 110 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,567 ♪ We shut them up when they started shouting ♪ 111 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,537 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde 112 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:35,309 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde 113 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:43,784 ♪ every time a garage or bank gets robbed ♪ 114 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,653 Excuse me, would you tell the pilot 115 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,855 I'm gonna need another moment, please? Thank you. 116 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,056 When you're ready. 117 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:53,093 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde 118 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,862 you dug up a lot of good dirt. 119 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,530 We just have to sift through it again. 120 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,674 You know the history. I'm a fresh set of eyes. 121 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,799 (Cell phone alert chimes) 122 00:04:58,832 --> 00:04:59,976 The answer to "who is gossip girl?" 123 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,569 Is right on this table. 124 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:05,973 Wait. What? Ivy says I need to turn on the TV. 125 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,608 (Click) 126 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,110 We're told a man has been found dead 127 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,812 outside an event 128 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,857 where the Manhattan real estate community was gathering 129 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:17,084 to honor their man of the year, Bartholomew bass. 130 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,862 The name of the deceased is being withheld... 131 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,421 (Cell phone rings) 132 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,456 Until family members can be notified. 133 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,691 Sorry. (Sighs) 134 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,693 (Ring) 135 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,094 (Beep) 136 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,729 Hello? 137 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,832 Yes, this is Mrs. Bass. 138 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,034 ♪ Sooner or later we'll fall together ♪ 139 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,704 What?! 140 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,114 You've reached William. Please leave a message. 141 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,707 (Beep) 142 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,708 Hey, it's me. 143 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,777 So you know how as long as Bart bass was around, 144 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,713 it wasn't safe to come to the city? 145 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,848 Well, it's safe now. 146 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,383 Call me. 147 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:52,620 Shockwaves ran through this crowd moments ago 148 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,987 as the news spread 149 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,591 that the deceased was none other than Bart bass himself, 150 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,159 the man they had gathered to honor. 151 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,528 Good night. 152 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,529 This comes on the heels 153 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,598 of a series of bizarre events earlier tonight. 154 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,734 First, a false report that a bass industries jet 155 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,536 had been downed. 156 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,471 Then bass' son Charles caused a disturbance, 157 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,907 requiring him to be removed by security. 158 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,477 Yes, this is Chuck bass' limo, but he's not with me. 159 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,512 Where is he? 160 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,913 I don't know. 161 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,616 I haven't heard from him since I dropped him off. 162 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,618 (Muffled) Mr. Bass often finds his own way home 163 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:25,886 from these things. 164 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,621 All clear. 165 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,490 All right. 166 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:32,493 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde 167 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,496 (woman) Chuck bass is considered a person of interest 168 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,531 in this case, as he's wanted for questioning, 169 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,968 although we have no information on his whereabouts. 170 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,670 Now being a person of interest 171 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,905 does not necessarily mean he's a suspect at this point. 172 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,574 What it means is that 173 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,176 police feel he'll have information on this case. 174 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,512 By the time I got to the party, Chuck was already gone. 175 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,680 I didn't even see him. 176 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,515 So you, uh, missed the outburst 177 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,550 where he accused his father of trying to kill him? 178 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,185 I don't know anything about that. 179 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,853 Do you? 180 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,923 She's not talking to you. She's a minor. 181 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:03,957 Anyone want some coffee? 182 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:13,233 Look, Chuck likes drama. Okay? He was probably wasted. 183 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,936 I'm sure it was just nothing, the usual father and son stuff. 184 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,113 And what do you know about his relationship 185 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,806 with, uh, Blair Waldorf? 186 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,942 Blair's relationship to Chuck is none of your business. 187 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,078 Besides, it's very complicated, with many ups and downs. 188 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,747 Would take long time to explain. 189 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,616 Look, Chuck bass is missing. 190 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,093 If your daughter's with him, she could be in a lot of trouble. 191 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,552 What kind of trouble? 192 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,487 Aiding and abetting. Maybe worse. 193 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,623 Aiding and abetting what? 194 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,958 You don't really think that Chuck had something to do 195 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,694 with what happened to Bart? 196 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,830 You mind if I check her bed, see if it was slept in? 197 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,898 Yes, I mind. 198 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,643 You're not searching anything here without a warrant. 199 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,702 In fact, I think this conversation is over. 200 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:52,840 I understand you, uh, recently went to jail yourself, 201 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,875 Mr. Archibald. 202 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,478 Hate to see ya back there. 203 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,151 (Bell dings) 204 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,787 So I'm sorry, but nobody's gonna be saying another word 205 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,922 without a lawyer present... 206 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,592 A lawyer who isn't me. 207 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,595 Well, this is outrageous. 208 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:17,631 I mean, it's not like Blair and Chuck killed the man. 209 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,301 Oh, no. What? 210 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,571 Oh, no. 211 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,188 (Knock on door) 212 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,690 Who is it? 213 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,524 Room service. 214 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,305 (Deadpan) I have terrible news. 215 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,807 Bart's dead. 216 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,813 What are you doing here? 217 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,223 I don't know if you've heard, but, uh, 218 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,850 a lot of people are looking for ya. 219 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,003 Blair, you can come on out. Uncle Jack's here to help. 220 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,095 Hey. 221 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,231 (Elevator door closes) 222 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,099 Uh, you're, uh, you're still in Manhattan, 223 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,335 and you're here. 224 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,672 I spent all night reading and rereading, 225 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,674 and then I realized I can't leave 226 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,843 until I know if what you wrote is true. 227 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:39,079 It is, every single word of it. 228 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,714 Do you understand how I feel now? 229 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,716 No. 230 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,818 No, actually, I'm more confused than ever. 231 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,220 Which one is the real you... 232 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,898 The one that wrote this chapter or the one in "vanity fair"? 233 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,442 And "both" is not an acceptable answer. 234 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,629 You know, yeah, I still had a tracking device on your limo 235 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,831 from back in the day when I hated you, 236 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,743 and I thought it was a little odd when your limo driver made 237 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,869 a midnight trip to a romantic inn in windham. 238 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,904 Anyway... 239 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,839 (Teacup clatters) 240 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,875 You kill him or not? 241 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,744 'Cause if you didn't, running sure makes it look like you did. 242 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,045 Chuck did nothing wrong. 243 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,114 That's not entirely true. 244 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,383 I didn't help him. 245 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,118 Who shoved who first? Who got hit? 246 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,987 I-I don't even know. 247 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,388 It was self-defense. 248 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:24,391 Bart tried to kill you on that plane. 249 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,294 I saved myself, then I fought back. 250 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:33,266 I-I don't feel guilty, but... 251 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,401 That doesn't mean I'm not. 252 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:38,138 Anyways, Bart made it clear 253 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,141 he owns captain donnelley. 254 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,076 Can you help us get out of here? 255 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:46,880 A-a nice deserted island with no extradition treaties? 256 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,750 We don't need money. We can live off the land. 257 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,819 As much as I'd love to see 258 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,788 you spearfishing in a coconut bikini, 259 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,790 I, uh... 260 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,759 Had another thought. 261 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,928 Were there security cameras on that roof? 262 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,095 Bart turned them off. 263 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,372 Because he was going to kill you. 264 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,832 Who saw you up there? 265 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,033 Him and Blair. 266 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,367 And I won't say a word. 267 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,302 Even if they torture me, I won't speak. 268 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,773 I, uh, had a different kind of torture in mind. 269 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,175 Marriage. 270 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,044 Spousal privilege means 271 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,981 that a wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband. 272 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,116 Not like this, Blair. 273 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,852 Why not? 274 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,920 We're in love, and... 275 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,790 One way or another, we both achieved our goals. 276 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:36,329 And every trembling bone in my tired and scared body 277 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,198 wants to marry you. 278 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,301 It's twisted but it's, uh, very you. 279 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:48,942 (Door opens) 280 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,011 Jack is right. 281 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,212 (Door closes) 282 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,482 Chuck and Blair hold hands? 283 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,852 Chuck and Blair go to the movies? 284 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,354 You said you never wanted us to be boring. 285 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,124 Well, we definitely aren't that now. 286 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:10,163 I was a stupid child when I said those things. 287 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,409 Life with you 288 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,442 could never be boring. 289 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,216 (Gasps) 290 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:36,990 Blair Cornelia Waldorf, 291 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,525 will you marry me? 292 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,994 (Breathing deeply) 293 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,162 (Voice breaks) Yes. 294 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,331 Yes, I will. 295 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:03,583 (Paparazzi shouting at once) 296 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,285 (Sighs deeply) 297 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,287 Oh! William, hello. 298 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,189 Lily, I am so sorry. 299 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,025 My deepest condolences for Bart's passing. 300 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,494 Yes. I'm still trying to process the news. 301 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,496 It's all very shocking and upsetting. 302 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,307 Well, without Rufus and your mother in your life, 303 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,333 I thought you could use the support. 304 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,169 You know, the police are looking for Chuck, 305 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,336 the press is on your heels, 306 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,038 and you've got a funeral to plan. 307 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,306 Oh, god. (Sighs) A funeral. 308 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,474 Well... 309 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,641 The good news is, 310 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,611 we can do the same thing we did the last time Bart died. 311 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,916 Honestly, I would be grateful to have you by my side. 312 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,994 I don't know how I'm gonna get through this day alone. 313 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,053 Well, let's start by getting you upstairs 314 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:43,356 and getting you some of that tea you love so much. 315 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,325 (Cell phone rings) 316 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,928 (Beep) 317 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:52,065 Okay, you need to explain everything, from the beginning... 318 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:55,635 The very, ve beginning. 319 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,504 Yeah. Uh... (Sighs) 320 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,207 All right, well... 321 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,275 I'd been going to school with you guys for a while, 322 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,511 but that night was the first night 323 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,080 that I'd been to one of your parties. 324 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:10,951 (Rihanna's "pon de replay" playing) 325 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,087 ♪ Come, Mr. D.J., song pon de replay ♪ 326 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,631 ♪ Come, Mr. D.J., won't you turn the music up? ♪ 327 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,966 ♪ All the gyal pon the dance floor ♪ 328 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,491 ♪ Wantin' some more watts 329 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,369 ♪ come, Mr. D.J., won't you turn the music up? ♪ 330 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,637 (Dan) Of course, I soon realized 331 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,972 that I'd been invited by accident. 332 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,131 Hey, Matt. 333 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,308 No, n... you know, my name's actually... 334 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,167 Good game against Trinity last week, huh? 335 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,136 Game? 336 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,513 (Under breath) Yeah, no, I'm not... 337 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,140 I'm not who you think I am. 338 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,908 Ahem. 339 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,643 Watch it. 340 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,245 Hey. 341 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,179 ♪ Please, Mr. D.J. 342 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,380 Mm-hmm. 343 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,183 ♪ Hear me 344 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,061 but I didn't care if I wasn't supposed to be there. 345 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,655 One I got inside, I wasn't leaving 346 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,424 because that's when I saw you. 347 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,429 I'd seen you before at school, on the steps of the met, 348 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,998 but I'd never seen you like this. 349 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,275 What are you doing, standing there all by yourself? 350 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,600 Don't you ever go to parties? 351 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,671 I, um, yeah. Sure, yeah. I... yeah, I went to... 352 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,539 Uh, birthdays as a kid. Well, my own. 353 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,575 I, um, I have a cousin who's Jewish, 354 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,144 and her bat mitzvah was rockin'. 355 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,680 Ah. Oh. You were joking. 356 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,016 (Laughs) 357 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,184 Yeah, I was. 358 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,418 No, so... I mean, I was... 359 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,154 Yeah, I was, too. I was joking. 360 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,357 No, I wasn't. I was... Her bat mitzvah was... 361 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,159 It sucked. It was hello kitty-themed. 362 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,694 (Gasps) I love hello kitty. 363 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,728 So do I. 364 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,430 Uh... 365 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,965 (Laughs) 366 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,500 I was joking again. 367 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,635 You probably should get out more. 368 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,737 (Chuckles) Well, you see what happens when I do? 369 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,372 And this is so bad? 370 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,309 O.m.g! 371 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,978 Kati just puked on her Prada! (Laughs) 372 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,589 Is is taking pictures with her cell phone. 373 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,016 We have to go wish her happy barfday! 374 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,323 That's amazing. 375 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,758 I wish I remembered any of that, but I don't... 376 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,528 Probably because I had too much champagne. 377 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,639 Or because you thought I was a lacrosse player named Matt. 378 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,964 (Laughs) 379 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,536 No, I didn't realize that. 380 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,539 No, but that's good news. It's great news. 381 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,341 Yeah, just have the papers sent over. Thanks. 382 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,508 (Beep) 383 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,685 Was that about the search warrant? 384 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,479 It was about "the spectator." 385 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:23,016 I mean, now that Bart's dead, my name's the only one on the loan. 386 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,385 If I can pay off what I owe, it'll be all mine. 387 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,786 That's amazing. 388 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,564 And if we can figure out this "gossip girl" exposé, 389 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,790 you'll have the perfect story to make it happen. 390 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,493 Yeah. I just wish I felt like celebrating. 391 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,095 I'm sure Chuck's not calling 392 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:35,962 'cause he doesn't want to get me in trouble, 393 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,240 but I really need to know he's okay. 394 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,499 If he's with Blair, he's okay. 395 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,132 She won't let anything bad happen to him. 396 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,576 (Woman) Okay. Hold on one second, okay? 397 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:53,246 (Blair) Of course we have to get married in a courthouse. 398 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,515 (Sighs deeply) 399 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,260 (Lowered voice) Maybe we should get out of here. 400 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,520 Relax. We're just two crazy kids dying to tie the knot. 401 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,055 If anyone recognizes you, 402 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,832 then that knot will become a noose around your neck. 403 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,024 (Door opens) 404 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,562 I got the license. 405 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,698 Backdated, of course, 406 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,700 lest someone suspects your union was motivated 407 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,736 by something other than your tender feelings. 408 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,414 The justice of the peace is waiting for you. 409 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,673 Okay. (Sighs) 410 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,841 Let's go. Let's do this. 411 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,343 Blair, you don't have to. 412 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,811 I want to. 413 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,546 I know this isn't your dream wedding. 414 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,282 Last night's dress, no flowers, 415 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,826 the cake from the doughnut shop down the street. 416 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,819 I already had my Princess wedding. 417 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,556 There were enough peonies to last a lifetime. 418 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,557 Maybe you don't need flowers, 419 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,093 but your mother, Cyrus, Serena... 420 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,162 You should be surrounded by the people you love. 421 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,830 You love me. 422 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,165 I love the both of you. 423 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,200 (Sighs) 424 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,702 It is just not worth the risk of bringing everyone here. 425 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,571 Look, you might be okay with it, 426 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,716 but I'm not sure I wanna start the rest of our lives this way. 427 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,508 Chuck. 428 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,250 Don't worry, Daphne. 429 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,460 I'm heading over to Dan's right now. 430 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,619 I know you need the final chapter today. 431 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,720 (Beep) 432 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,456 Hey. 433 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,857 You Georgina sparks? 434 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,193 Depends on who's asking. You kgb? 435 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,661 (Chuckles) Jxb. 436 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,263 Jack Xavier bass. 437 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,764 Chuck's uncle Jack. 438 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,632 Don't believe I've had the pleasure. 439 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,743 Blair says when it comes to a scheme, 440 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,602 your skills are second to none. 441 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,737 She doesn't exaggerate. 442 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,507 Then what are you waitin' on, sparks? 443 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,576 Let's see if the woman lives up to the name. 444 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,783 Oh! (Sighs) Thank you for letting me lean on you today. 445 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:40,220 I would simply be lost. 446 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,622 William! (Chuckles) 447 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,657 Ivy, right? 448 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,227 I would hope, on a day like today, 449 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,230 you would be able to give me some measure of peace. 450 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,500 Oh, if there is one thing you're not getting today, it's peace. 451 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,269 And now that William's here, we can tell you together. 452 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,771 You know, they say success is nothing 453 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,440 without someone to share it with. 454 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,277 I have no idea what game this young woman is playing. 455 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,513 I don't believe I've even seen you since, um... 456 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,680 Uh, Cece's wake. 457 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,717 What? 458 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,287 We've been working together for months. 459 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,422 He's in love with me. 460 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,790 (Scoffs) 461 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,927 I have William's texts on my phone. 462 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,004 My children know how to make it look like 463 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,531 someone sent them a text message when they haven't, 464 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,933 so I'm sure you know the same tricks. 465 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:31,438 He... he helped transfer Cece's money to me. 466 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,340 You can ask Lola. 467 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,708 Well, Lola's out of the country doing a film in Budapest, 468 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,945 so unfortunately, she's, uh, not available. 469 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,447 I'm gonna go get the doorman. 470 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,983 What are you doing? 471 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,954 I'm getting exactly what I wanted... to be with Lily, 472 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,357 the love of my life, the mother of my children. 473 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,824 And I thank you... 474 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,825 I truly thank you 475 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,862 for the role you played in making that possible. 476 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,431 I'll tell everyone. 477 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,599 I'll tell the media. 478 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,633 (Chuckles) 479 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,834 The media? 480 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,770 I don't think so. 481 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,771 You're a lifetime movie called 482 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,907 "nobody gives a damn: The Ivy dickens story." 483 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,452 I don't know what you have to complain about. 484 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,877 You got Lola's money. 485 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,878 Now go back to Florida, 486 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,981 run along and be the queen of the swamp people. 487 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,483 (Sobs) You're the devil! 488 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,917 (Man) All right, miss. 489 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,994 (Lily) Don't make me have to call the police. 490 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,622 I loved you, William, with all my heart! I did! 491 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,591 Ivy and Serena's daddy doctor? 492 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,393 Didn't see that one coming. 493 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,894 (Speaks indistinctly) 494 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,996 Oh. (Sighs) What do you two want? 495 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,565 (Georgina and Jack) You. 496 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,902 Look, don't be mad. 497 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,371 I came back because I wanna understand. 498 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,906 No, I'm... I'm not mad. I just... 499 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,741 (Inhales deeply) 500 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,742 (Groans) 501 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,777 Okay, have you ever wanted something so badly, 502 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,479 but you just know you're not gonna get it? 503 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,548 Oh, that's right. 504 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,817 I... I forgot who I'm talking to. Of course you haven't. 505 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,387 But that... that was... that was... My whole life. 506 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,764 And the moment you walked away from me, 507 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,358 I knew there was no way I could ever 508 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,661 pull you out of your world and into mine. 509 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,894 (Sighs) But I couldn't give up. 510 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,767 Wait. The school trip to the "intrepid" museum? 511 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,303 Yeah. I overheard two girls talking about you 512 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,405 in your white dress, getting wet, 513 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,908 and, um... 514 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,978 One girl thought that you would be laughingstock. 515 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,381 You know, and that... and that everyone would be... 516 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,382 Talking about you, 517 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,552 but then her friend said, 518 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,420 "that's the point. 519 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,422 You're no one until you're talked about." 520 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:33,393 So you came home, and you told all of this to Jenny, 521 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,795 and that was the beginning of "gossip girl"? 522 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,330 (Elevator bell dings, door opens) 523 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,331 So you've had the power to reveal her identity 524 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,467 this entire time? 525 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,335 Come. We have a mission. 526 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,603 "We"? "We" who? 527 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,738 What... what mission? 528 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,840 Do you two seriously not have any idea why I'm here? 529 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,913 What have you been doing for the last 12 hours? 530 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,034 So obviously, gossip girl's known you all since ninth grade, 531 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,894 but it's doubtful that someone older 532 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:08,695 would've cared about a bunch of freshmen, 533 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,431 so she's the same age. Or younger. 534 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,832 That's what we always figured. 535 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,443 But you went to different colleges after graduation. 536 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,911 She couldn't have followed all of you. 537 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,112 By that time, it didn't matter. 538 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,747 She'd already built up her network of sources. 539 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,007 I mean, she could've been anywhere in the world. 540 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,151 Like at Sarah Lawrence, where Eric Van Der Woodsen goes? 541 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,578 Or maybe London, where Jenny Humphrey lives? 542 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:26,713 I thought of that. 543 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,791 Eric maybe, but gossip girl was pretty brutal on Jenny. 544 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,459 I mean, no one would do that to themselves. 545 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,619 Are you kidding? Battling Blair, the fashion line... 546 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,786 Even you had a crush on her. 547 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,589 Little j. Was my idol in seventh grade. 548 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,124 But I get your point. 549 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,026 Is there anyone gossip girl ever went easy on? 550 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,028 Someone she cared about? That could be a clue. 551 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,497 The only selfless thing she ever did 552 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,500 was shut down after Chuck and Blair's accident. 553 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,603 Although, she did lead Dan and Blair to Juliet 554 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:53,606 after Serena was drugged. That was the right thing to do. 555 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,083 And wasn't there a lot of stuff that she knew but didn't post 556 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,877 until Serena went to war with her at graduation? 557 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,613 Maybe gossip girl was really our guardian angel. 558 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,148 (Cell phone alerts chime) 559 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,483 (Beep) 560 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,152 (Gossip girl) Spotted... Chuck bass back in Manhattan. 561 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,055 We hear he's on his way to turn himself in. 562 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:12,825 Who's up for a little stakeout at the big house? 563 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:13,936 Well, so much for that theory. 564 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,094 Yeah. 565 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,127 (Elevator door opens) 566 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,766 Jack? 567 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,534 Come on. Let's go. 568 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,741 Take your time. I mean, whatever. Come on, let's go! 569 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,946 (Imagine dragon's "it's time" playing) 570 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,186 Did you just see what I saw? 571 00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,353 What are the chances 572 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,523 that Serena, Dan, Nate, and Georgina sparks 573 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,559 all decided to check out the warhol exhibit together? 574 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,861 Zero. Come on, ally. 575 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,197 ♪ So this is what you meant 576 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,467 ♪ when you said that you were spent? ♪ 577 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:57,203 ♪ And now it's time to build from the bottom of the pit ♪ 578 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,539 ♪ Right to the top 579 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:00,940 hey, mom! 580 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:01,941 Chuck! 581 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:04,010 Sorry I couldn't call. 582 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,220 (Nate) You really scared us, man. 583 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,421 (Serena) Oh! I'm so glad you're safe. 584 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,482 You know, just a little confused as to why we're all here. 585 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,859 Are you saying good-bye before you turn yourself in? 586 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,953 Why does everyone look like they're here for a funeral? 587 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,756 (Singsongy) When you're here for a wedding. 588 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,825 (Gasps and laughs) 589 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,960 A woman like Blair deserves to be married with style, 590 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,137 surrounded by friends and family. 591 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,996 No bass man would let himself be stopped 592 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,898 by a little thing like a tristate a.P.B. 593 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,734 Hey, enough with the small talk. 594 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,636 We all have a job to do. 595 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,103 Blair and Chuck, stay out of sight. 596 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,039 Then we meet at the Bethesda fountain 597 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,173 and get married. 598 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:38,611 Miss Eleanor, go... go get the dress! A-and... and the rings! 599 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,113 The rings! You! You! Rings! 600 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,749 And... and, uh, mister... 601 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:43,916 ♪ I'm same as I was 602 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,118 (Dorota speaks indistinctly) 603 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:49,989 ♪ Now don't you understand? 604 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,291 ♪ That I'm never changing who I am ♪ 605 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,193 Chuck and Blair are getting married?! 606 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,296 This is the biggest "gossip girl" story ever." 607 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:01,100 ♪♪ 608 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:08,140 Oh, my gosh! 609 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,176 You look amazing! 610 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,178 B., the dress is perfection! 611 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,280 Well, a lifelong relationship with elie saab 612 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,682 does have its perks. 613 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,149 My mother did well. 614 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,318 Hey, have you seen Dan? I'm a little nervous. 615 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,889 The last time he was in charge of flowers, we ended up 616 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,024 with Damien Dalgaard's purple tulip. 617 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:28,628 Well, speaking of, is Dan here as your date? 618 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,797 I mean, after he published his hate piece, 619 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,207 I'm surprised you're even talking to him at all. 620 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,166 Yeah, he had his reasons. I don't know. 621 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,769 I'm... I'm still trying to figure it out. 622 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,905 And come on, it's not like Chuck didn't do 623 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,315 his fair share of terrible things to you. 624 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,908 Ancient history! 625 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,176 And besides, Chuck is one of us, whereas Dan, 626 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,045 despite his years of trying, never will be. 627 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,681 What does "one of us" even mean after all this time? 628 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,182 He's friends with our friends. 629 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,919 We... we both dated him. His father married my mother. 630 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,321 His... his new apartment is in my building. 631 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:58,324 S., we all hoped that humble Humphrey would overcome 632 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,961 his Brooklyn roots to join a higher social strata. 633 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,105 I mean, after all, it's the American dream. 634 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,232 But let's face it. In his case, the dream has died. 635 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:10,202 Just give him one more chance. You don't know the whole story. 636 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,939 I know what I need to know, and that is, 637 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,874 Serena Van Der Woodsen will never end up 638 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,575 with a powerless striver. 639 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:27,019 Where are you going? The fountain is that way. 640 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:29,021 Yeah, I might be a little late for that. 641 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,165 There's something I gotta take care of first. 642 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,692 Something? Like what? If this is about the final chapter, 643 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:33,626 you better not be giving it to "vanity fair" 644 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,994 before I've read it. 645 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,304 I'm not giving it to "vanity fair." 646 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:38,765 What? Wait! Where are you going?! 647 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:42,134 Stop it! Oh! 648 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,370 Should I even ask what happened on that rooftop? 649 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,105 The less you know, the better. 650 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,774 Ah. Then for once, 651 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,017 I guess it's a good thing that I'm out of the loop. 652 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,711 Chuck! Hey! 653 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,113 Sorry to interrupt your last fling, but I got the rings. 654 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,247 The choice was between 655 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,316 byzantine cross and Egyptian snake. 656 00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:00,252 I assume, like attracted like, and you went with the snake? 657 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,789 You know me well, nephew. 658 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,390 Nate. 659 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,725 This is for you. 660 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:06,993 It's my final chapter. 661 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,160 You mean my final chapter, 662 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,829 and it's not for you. 663 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:17,036 Wait. This is about gossip girl. 664 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,171 That's yours to publish in "the spectator." 665 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,348 I know you gave up your search to help Serena. 666 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:21,874 Now you have all your answers. 667 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,676 Dan, this is incredible. 668 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,779 I have to find Sage. 669 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,881 I mean, she can run this down to the office. 670 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,216 Thanks, man. 671 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,051 I mean, this could change my life. 672 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:33,652 Mine, too, hopefully. 673 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,900 I should've known better than to back a horse from d.U.M.B.O. 674 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:41,027 All right, don't let anyone stop you or ask any questions. 675 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,304 Just go straight to my computer and start typing. 676 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,030 Post paragraph by paragraph if you need to. 677 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,431 Got it. 678 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,242 (Release the sunbird's "road to nowhere" playing) 679 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,101 (Ally) What is taking gossip girl so long? 680 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,302 I don't know. 681 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,379 But if gossip girl doesn't care about out tip, 682 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,805 I bet the police will. 683 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,373 Thea! The police? 684 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,909 What? Chuck's a fugitive from the law. 685 00:27:56,943 --> 00:28:00,312 If it's not on "g.G.," at least it'll be on the news. 686 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:04,183 Hi, I have information on the location of Chuck bass. 687 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:07,787 ♪ The future is certain 688 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:12,792 ♪ give us time to work it out 689 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:17,096 ♪♪ 690 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,238 (Gasps) 691 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,742 ♪ We're on a road to nowhere 692 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:33,245 ♪ come on inside 693 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,413 ♪ takin' that ride... 694 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,982 (Cyrus) To quote siddhartha, 695 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:38,350 we are not going in circles. We are going upward. 696 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,886 (Sirens wailing) 697 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,855 The path is a spiral. 698 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:43,990 (Sirens continue wailing) 699 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,758 We have already climbed many ste... 700 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,894 Cyrus, I think that is enough. 701 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,528 Perhaps we could skip to the "I do" part. 702 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,530 Where's the rings? 703 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,400 (Sirens continue wailing) 704 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,367 (Tires screech) 705 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,969 Do you, Chuck, 706 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:59,171 take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife? 707 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,973 Three words. Eight letters. 708 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,851 Blair, do you take Chuck to be your lawfully wedded husband? 709 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,244 One word. Three letters. Yes! 710 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,255 Then by the power invested in me by the great state of New York, 711 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,915 I now pronounce you man and wife! 712 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,883 You may kiss the bride! 713 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,285 ♪ They can tell you what to do 714 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,789 ♪ but they'll make a fool of you, and it's all right ♪ 715 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:17,556 (Camera shutter clicks) 716 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,925 (Giggles) 717 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,260 (Man) Chuck bass! 718 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,304 ♪ Come along and take that ride ♪ 719 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:23,863 (Mouths words) 720 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:26,565 Chuck bass? You need to come with us. 721 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,134 You, too, Ms. Waldorf. 722 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,268 (Cyrus) I'm with you. 723 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,269 (Eleanor) Me, too. 724 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,403 And me. 725 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,172 ♪ And it's all right 726 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,406 ♪ baby, it's all right 727 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,875 (cell phone alerts chime) 728 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,043 Right on cue, gossip girl. 729 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:39,011 It's not gossip girl. 730 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:40,346 It's "the spectator." 731 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:45,184 ♪♪ 732 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:48,787 ♪ We're on a road to nowhere 733 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:55,494 (the mynabirds' "body of work" playing) 734 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:56,462 (Cell phone alert chimes) 735 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:57,830 I'm shocked. 736 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,231 I thought it was Dorota. 737 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:00,833 (Cell phone alert chimes) 738 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,034 What? 739 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,369 ♪ You get so many lives 740 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:06,438 seriously? 741 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,907 ♪ Sometimes you're a roller 742 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,075 (cell phone alert chimes) 743 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,910 ♪ Sometimes you're the stone 744 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,845 no 745 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:14,180 Way. 746 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,348 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 747 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,918 ♪ But you can be wild horses 748 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:20,987 ♪ you can stop at will 749 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,488 that little bitch! 750 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,256 (Chuckles) 751 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,092 Hey, upper east siders. 752 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,593 Gossip girl here, 753 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:31,263 and I have the biggest news ever. 754 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,531 (Sighs) 755 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,334 "Serena! You're back from boarding school." 756 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:39,071 "Yeah. Hi, Blair. So I gotta go..." 757 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:40,548 Come on, bell. Can you just try a little harder? 758 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,350 I'm sorry. If I'm being really honest, Rachel, 759 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,019 I don't think you can pull off high school anymore. 760 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,111 (Cell phone alert chimes) 761 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,212 Thanks a lot. 762 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,346 Sorry. 763 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,490 Oh, come on! You are always on that thing. 764 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,216 This audition's really important to me. 765 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,884 Plus, the book is a best-seller 766 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:52,651 and it has a built-in movie audience. 767 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,220 (Gasps) 768 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:55,563 Dan Humphrey is a really good writer. 769 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,289 O.m.g. 770 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,525 You are not going to believe who gossip girl is. 771 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:02,995 Wait. Gossip girl is real? 772 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:06,899 ♪ Before you get out on your own way ♪ 773 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,400 (Dan) The Upper East Side 774 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:11,103 was like something from Fitzgerald or thackeray... 775 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,672 Teenagers acting like adults, 776 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,441 adults acting like teenagers, 777 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,443 guarding secrets, spreading gossip, 778 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:21,513 all with the trappings of truly opulent wealth. 779 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,382 And membership in this community was so elite, 780 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,317 you couldn't even buy your way in. 781 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,053 It was a birthright... 782 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,654 A birthright I didn't have 783 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:31,257 and my greatest achievements would never earn me. 784 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,392 All I had to compare to this world 785 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,994 was what I'd read in books. 786 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,295 But that gave me the idea. 787 00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:40,666 If I wasn't born into this world, 788 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,235 maybe I could write myself into it. 789 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:47,173 I'd overheard enough conversations 790 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,350 to be able to mimic the language 791 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,541 of the constance girls, 792 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,610 but every writer needs his muse. 793 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:55,147 And it wasn't until that photo of Serena in the white dress 794 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,483 that I knew I had something strong enough 795 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,151 to actually create a legend... 796 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,619 And launch a web site. 797 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,330 Within weeks, I was getting dozens of e-mails 798 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,690 with stories about upper east siders, 799 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,492 so I posted them anonymously. 800 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,094 And then I got more. 801 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:09,695 Oh, my god. 802 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:10,963 Before long, it was a monster. 803 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,564 Everyone was sending tips. 804 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:15,167 I am so glad gossip girl finally got her balls back. 805 00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:17,603 And when Serena came back from boarding school... 806 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,171 (Camera shutter clicks) 807 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,173 I wrote my first post about me... 808 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,374 Lonely boy... 809 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:25,444 The outsider, the underdog. 810 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,712 I might've been a joke, but... 811 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,447 (Cell phone alerts chime) 812 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,491 At least people were talking about me. 813 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:33,652 This is a hell of a thing you pulled off, kid. 814 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,221 I'm in awe. 815 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:36,755 I hacked it and stole it from him. 816 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,324 That makes me way more awesome. 817 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:41,060 No, you stole it after I shut it down. 818 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,071 And when you started it back up, I just stole it again. 819 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,530 I should've known it was you 820 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,398 on the surveillance tape Diana sent me. 821 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,343 You were the only one who wasn't there with us that night. 822 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,069 And you're the only one who owns a hoodie. 823 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,271 The one I felt stupid about was graduation, 824 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,474 when I asked gossip girl to meet me, and then Dan showed up. 825 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,507 (Elevator door opens) 826 00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,478 Son. 827 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,213 Dad. 828 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,524 I figured you'd be here waiting for Chuck and Blair. 829 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,250 We need to talk. 830 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,420 I should drink. 831 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,222 Me, too. 832 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:11,757 Uh, vodka on the rocks. 833 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,126 Big glass, not too many rocks. 834 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,161 Three olives. 835 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:20,399 Dan, I cannot believe 836 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:22,377 you are the one responsible for all of this poison. 837 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,312 The damage you've done to your friends, to your family, 838 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,504 to your own sister! 839 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,306 Jenny wanted to get on "gossip girl." 840 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,441 She's known it was me for years. 841 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:30,718 If there's ever anything she really didn't want posted, 842 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,877 all she had to do was ask. 843 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,780 You told the whole world about her losing her virginity! 844 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,249 No, no, no. No, she sent that tip in herself. 845 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,326 She wanted to get out of New York, 846 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,451 but she didn't feel like 847 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,662 she had the strength to leave on her own. 848 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,122 So she knew if Blair found out the truth, 849 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,091 she wouldn't have a choice. 850 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,396 Her leaving town... 851 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,174 (Sighs) Was the best thing that ever happened to Jenny. 852 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,199 Yeah. I mean, look, dad, 853 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:56,068 I-I know... I know 854 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,837 I've screwed up, and plenty of times. 855 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,672 But I've always tried to do the right thing, 856 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:02,341 like you taught me. 857 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,480 Tell me everything. 858 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:11,350 Dan was as hard on himself as he was any of us. 859 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,152 And he wouldn't have had anything to post 860 00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,853 if everyone hadn't been sending in tips. 861 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:15,821 I never sent in one tip. 862 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,189 (Scoffs) Saint Nate. 863 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:18,366 Come on, what was the worst thing 864 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,434 gossip girl ever wrote about you? 865 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,498 If anyone should be mad... 866 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,593 (Elevator door opens) 867 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,171 It... it should be me... Or me and Blair. 868 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,096 (Blair) We're here! 869 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:25,497 (Serena) You're free! 870 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,166 (Nate) So everything's okay? 871 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,601 Well, Cyrus is finishing up at the police station. 872 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:30,836 But we refused to talk. 873 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,371 And since there's no actual evidence 874 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,748 that Chuck was even on that roof... 875 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:34,740 And no witness... 876 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,308 Except his wife. 877 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,752 They had to no choice but to let us go. 878 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,711 Bart's death will be ruled as an accident. 879 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,213 Thank you. 880 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,349 No, this is actually for her. 881 00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:48,587 Miss Blair, I-I so worried about you and, uh, Mr. Chuck, 882 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,390 and brain exploding from lonely boy news. 883 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,724 I need vodka. 884 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:55,194 We all need lots of vodka, Dorota. 885 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,662 And champagne. 886 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,373 My mother and Lily are at citarella right now 887 00:34:58,397 --> 00:34:59,531 getting food. 888 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,368 We're gonna have a wedding reception. 889 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,204 And don't even think that you will be invited, Humphrey. 890 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,139 We read while we were waiting. 891 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:08,216 You have a lot of explaining to do. 892 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,675 What do you wanna know, Blair? 893 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,644 What do you look so amused for? 894 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:13,755 Uh, it's just that I felt the same way 895 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,781 until I realized that I'm fine with it. 896 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,549 Fine? 897 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,386 He stopped posting after our accident. 898 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,154 He shut down the site. 899 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:24,623 I mean, we always knew it was one of us, right? 900 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,492 I always thought it was Dorota! 901 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,227 (Chokes, spit vodka) 902 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,904 You know, I actually thought it was Eric for a little bit, 903 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:30,896 and then I thought it was you, Rufus. 904 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,764 My dad? Come on. 905 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,634 Hey! It could've been me. I always thought it was Nate. 906 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,911 Did anyone think it could be me? 907 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:39,405 My money was on the blonde broad in London. 908 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,806 (Nate and Serena laugh) 909 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,242 Why do you all think that this is funny? 910 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,377 Gossip girl ruined our lives! 911 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:47,579 Is your life really ruined, Blair? 912 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,281 If you think about it, 913 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,658 we're all on track to do exactly what we wanted to do. 914 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:53,419 But he schemed and lied and spread horrible stories. 915 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,787 Blair, I think you're just mad because Dan was the one 916 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,656 who was pulling the strings all along. 917 00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,825 This whole time, I had more power than you. 918 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:03,195 But what he did with that power was write a love letter... 919 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,730 Not just to me but to all of us. 920 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:07,333 It made me realize I don't want to run away, 921 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:11,337 that... that you guys are my family, and I belong here. 922 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,305 And so does Dan. 923 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:19,678 Well, I guess that means it's all over now, 924 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:22,481 that we can all grow up and move on. 925 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,550 Yeah. 926 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,352 Gossip girl's dead. 927 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:56,982 Good to see you again. 928 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,125 Mr. Archibald, what do you say to speculation that you'll be 929 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,752 announcing your bid for the mayor's race any day now? 930 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,854 I say New York is the greatest city in the world. 931 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,523 Who wouldn't wanna be mayor? 932 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,033 You'd be the youngest mayor ever in the history of the city. 933 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,360 Only if I win. And I haven't even said if I'm running. 934 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,496 The polls already have you out in front. 935 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:12,474 I promise I'll answer any questions you have tomorrow, 936 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,900 but right now there's somewhere I have to be. 937 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:18,670 (Camera shutters clicking) 938 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,518 Thank you, Mr. Henry. 939 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,686 You very good boy, help tidy up for party. 940 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,787 (Footsteps approach) 941 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:36,688 Look who's here! 942 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,490 Daddy! 943 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,025 (Grunts) Ah! 944 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,360 (Speaks indistinctly) 945 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:42,794 There is my grandson! Henry! 946 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,071 Come here, boy! Come here! Come here! Come here! 947 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,764 Come on! Ah! 948 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:46,765 How are you? 949 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,033 The place looks great. 950 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,801 It was all Blair. Thank you. 951 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,537 (Chuckles) 952 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:54,039 No. No, I told you that Tuesday is not soon enough. 953 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:56,808 I need the samples in the showroom by Monday. 954 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,710 Okay, I have to go. I have guests. 955 00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,779 Xièxie. Zàijian. 956 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,848 Do you have any idea how many times I'd wondered 957 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,316 if we'd ever make it to this day? 958 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,984 And now... here we are. 959 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,329 No doubt thanks to your wonderful parenting. 960 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,420 Mm! Oh, my... 961 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:09,521 (Speaks indistinctly) 962 00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:10,689 I know. I know. (Chuckles) 963 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:13,392 Last-minute inspiration. 964 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,926 How is she? 965 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,738 Oh, great. Not nervous at all. I am. I need a drink. 966 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,397 (Laughs) 967 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,707 (Florence + the machine) ♪ sometimes I feel like 968 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,533 ♪ throwing my hands up in the air ♪ 969 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,077 Hey. Sorry I'm late. Hey, looking good. 970 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:26,672 ♪ I know I can count on you 971 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,806 (speaks indistinctly) 972 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,074 ♪ Sometimes I feel like saying 973 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:31,677 ♪ "lord, I just don't care" 974 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:35,847 ♪ but you've got the love I need to see me through ♪ 975 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,416 ♪ Sometimes it seems 976 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:40,018 ♪ the going is just too rough 977 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:44,356 ♪ and things go wrong no matter what I do ♪ 978 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,358 ♪ When food is gone 979 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:50,095 ♪ you are my daily need 980 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:51,463 ♪ oh 981 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,966 ♪ when friends are gone 982 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,637 ♪ I know my savior's love is real ♪ 983 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:02,374 ♪ You know it's real 984 00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:04,376 ♪ you got the love 985 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,777 ♪ you got the love 986 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:08,880 ♪ you got the love 987 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,984 ♪ you got the love 988 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,853 ♪ you got the love 989 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:18,890 ♪ you got the love 990 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:23,595 ♪ oh 991 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,830 ♪ oh 992 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:31,937 ♪ sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air ♪ 993 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,605 ♪ I know 994 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:37,075 ♪ I can count on you, oh 995 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:41,146 ♪ sometimes I feel like saying, "lord, I just don't care" ♪ 996 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:46,518 ♪ You got the love I need to see me through ♪ 997 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,787 (Gossip girl) You may be rid of Dan Humphrey, 998 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,556 but you'll never be rid of me. 999 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,794 There will always be someone on the outside, 1000 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:57,195 wanting to get in. 1001 00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,799 (The pretty reckless' "kill me" playing) 1002 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,438 ♪ Every day I wake up 1003 00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,975 ♪ every day I wake up, oh 1004 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,544 ♪ kill me, just kill me 1005 00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:15,581 ♪ just get me out of the sun 1006 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,783 ♪ kill me, just kill me 1007 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:21,052 ♪ someone get me out of the sun ♪ 1008 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,954 Who am I now? 1009 00:40:22,988 --> 00:40:25,090 That's one secret I'll never tell. 1010 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:28,560 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.