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Gossip girl here...
Your one and only source

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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.

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Can we please turn it off?

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You manipulated me
into thinking that it was over

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so I would cheat on her,

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and I can't marry someone
who always has another sex tape

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or surprise scheme up
their sleeve.

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You wanna grab a burger?

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So Bart was using the horses
to hide the money

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he was buying illegal oil with?

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He did it so he could avoid
federal prison.

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Lola returned it to me.

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That's Carol's portion
of Cece's estate.

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I never thought I'd be grateful
to Cece rhodes.

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Miss Eleanor call.
She saw photos of cotillion.

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She say she come home
to fix decorum disaster.

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And who am I?

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That's a secret I'll never tell.

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You know you love me.

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X.o.x.o., gossip girl.

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Captions by vita...

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(Gossip girl) They say
the early bird gets the worm.

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Inspiring motivation...
If you're the bird.

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The worm, however, has no idea

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when her future
will be plucked away

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by the next airborne attacker.

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My mother's plane landed
45 minutes ago.

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Look, alive, people!

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She was so furious that my
cotillion dress was associated

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with Serena's
sickening sex tape.

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Everything must be perfect.

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And "perfect" does not include
tabloid contraband.

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Hand it over.

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(White arrows' "little birds"
playing)

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Get this out of my sight.

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My mother cannot see
that revenge smut.

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On second thought,
you go with it.

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How dare Humphrey write that
I am conniving, manipulative,

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and stuck in high school?

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I am not all scheme
and no substance.

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Hell have no fury
like a lonely boy scorned.

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Well, he doesn't matter.

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When my mother sees
the dress orders,

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she will be so busy
singing my praises

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that she won't have time
to pay attention to...

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Pay attention to what, Blair?

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What don't you want me
paying attention to?

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Mother! Welcome home!

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What is this, "downton Abbey"?

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Everyone, back to work!

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(Employees murmuring)

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(Sighs) Dorota, when did you
become a seamstress?

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Get my bags,

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take them back to the house
and start keeping it.

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This is not fooling anyone.

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You. Office. Now.

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(Door slides closed)

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I know you're upset, mother,

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but my cotillion dress
has already been ordered

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by the three b's...

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Barneys, Bergdorf's,

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and the lesser but still
relevant bloomingdale's.

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I achieved your goal.

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At the cost
of my company's reputation.

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A few sales do not make up

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for a runway strip show
and sex tapes,

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and bandage dresses
without the... the bandages.

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Well, I admit
a shift in marketing strategy

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may be called for.

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No, the... the issue goes deeper
than that, Blair. It's you.

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You and your...
Your split personality.

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Well, you must be referring
to my ability to multitask.

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I am referring
to your dark and scheming

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and, frankly,
sexually inappropriate side.

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I like to think of myself
as open-minded?

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For as long as I can remember,

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you have struggled
between your two natures.

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I know that you are
a beautiful, intelligent,

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ambitious young businesswoman.

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But if you want
to continue to run

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my multimillion-dollar
corporation,

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the deviant half has to go.

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For good!

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I understand.

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There won't be an issue.

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My grace Kelly can defeat
my grace Jones,

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no problem.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, honestly, I've...
I've slept so much better

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since you found out

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that Lola returned the money
from Cece's estate to me.

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I'm really sorry I kept that
a secret from you.

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I'm just glad
everything's out in the open

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and you had the money
to save the gallery

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in time for tonight's opening.

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I'm so excited
it's finally happening.

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Are there
any last-minute details

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you want me to take care of?

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Well, we need to give
the caterer a final head count.

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(Stool scrapes floor)

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Do you remember
how many r.S.V.P.S we had?

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I never checked, but...

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I'm sure everyone's coming.

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Uh...

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What's wrong?

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Well, this can't be right.

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They're all regrets.

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What happened to
your art world connections?

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No "art forum" editor.

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(Taps keys)

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No major collectors.
Hey, even bex said "no."

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What the hell happened?

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(Elevator bell dings)

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You surfing
the empire cctv again?

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What, is Olivia munn
staying here?

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Wrong place.

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This is the security footage

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from the Van Der Woodsen
building.

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How'd you get your hands
on that?

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Well, Vanya can't be bribed,
but the night doorman

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was remarkably open
to a cash payment.

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So what are you looking for?

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When Ivy was in the apartment,

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she said Bart walked in

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with an envelope
he held on to rather tightly.

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I was hoping to see

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a return address
or some distinguishing marks.

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Did you find anything?

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Indeed.

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The envelope had the seal

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of the first international bank
of Sudan.

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The financial records
from his illegal oil trade?

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I assume so, but Bart closed
all the accounts that morning.

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And he's not about to show you
what's in the envelope

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or tell you where it is.

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He won't,
but someone else might.

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Bruce caplan dropped
the envelope off

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to Bart that morning.

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The bass business manager?

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He won't spill
any of Bart's secrets to you.

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He won't, but if the head
of "the spectator" were

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to ask for business management
advice...

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He might accidentally
let something slip.

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Especially if it's the kind
of meeting that loosens lips.

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Okay.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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Well, I figured out why
no one's coming to our opening.

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Turns out there's a huge benefit
tonight at the Conrad

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for the art production fund.
Guess who's hosting.

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Lily.

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She must've figured out

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when you were planning on
opening your gallery,

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scheduled her own benefit
to sabotage you.

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Well, it's not just me
she's sabotaging.

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It's my artists, too.

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This group show
was a big deal to them.

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How am I gonna explain
that no one's coming

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because of
my vindictive ex-wife?

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Well, everyone would still come
if her event was canceled.

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Oh, she's not gonna cancel
a huge benefit for me.

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She won't even take my call.

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I'm not calling her.

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I'm calling
the art production fund.

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I feel like donating some money.

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Good morning, Daniel.

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Good morning.

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Thank you for letting me stay
in Eric's room.

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Can I make you and Bart a cup?

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Oh, no. I'm good, thanks.
And Bart is out of town.

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I'm on my way to via quadronno
to meet the girls

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before my benefit meeting.

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How's that going, by the way?

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I forgot how much
I enjoy throwing a party

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without having my husband
standing over my shoulder,

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judging me.

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I mean Rufus, of course,

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not Bart.

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Forgive me, Daniel.

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You can never offend me
with the truth.

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Nonfat cappuccino,
extra foam, no sugar.

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You remembered.

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Yeah, well, it's been a while,

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almost as long
as since we woke up

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in the same apartment together.

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Unless you count the Waldorfs'.
Remember?

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(Taps tablet)

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I certainly forgot
this was coming out today.

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Yeah. We've both burned
a lot of Bridges this year.

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But at least we have each other.

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And I couldn't be more grateful
for you letting me camp out,

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but I-I don't want
to overstay my welcome.

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I finally got my first paycheck
for "vanity fair,"

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so I think it's time for me
to find my own place

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and let you get back
to your life.

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Yeah. I mean, we can't hide out
here forever. (Chuckles)

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(Chuckles)

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But, hey, if you... if you need
to find a new place,

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I-I know someone
who knows everyone,

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who has terrific instincts
for real estate,

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and who happens to have
an afternoon free

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to look at apartments with you.

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Who?

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Oh. Right.
Yeah, that's you. Okay.

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So do you have any idea
what neighborhood you want?

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I can't get far enough away
from my dad right now,

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so Brooklyn's out.

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So Upper East Side?

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I was... I was thinking lower.

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(Laughs)

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What's funny about that?

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Oh, I know you like the idea

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of saying you live in
an l.E.S. Walk-up,

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but we both know you
well enough to know

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you secretly long for
a condo in the west village.

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Fine.
A doorman would be nice,

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but I'll just lie about
how much rent I pay.

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Okay, let's take a cab
to west fourth then.

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No, we got a ride.

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You bought a Vespa?

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(Chuckles) That's right.

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I forgot how much
you like vespas.

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But I got so used to driving one
around Italy this summer

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that I decided
I couldn't live without.

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Here. Hop on.

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(Men) Serena! Serena!

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(Man)
Hey, I loved that sex tape!

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Serena, Serena, over here!

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No.

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Turn around
and give me a smile, Serena.

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When's the sequel?
Talk to us.

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Spotted...
S. And d. Getting cozy again.

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Even I have to admit they sure
look cute on that scooter.

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(Engine rumbling)

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(Turns off engine)

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Oh, my gosh.
That was amazing!

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You were...
You were like Jason bourne,

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riding up on the sidewalk.

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You know, that sex tape...
I knew it went viral,

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but I didn't expect that.

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Well, given the media circus,

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maybe today's not the day
to be searching for apartments.

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Nobody wants a tenant
trailed by tmz.

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(Camera shutter clicks)

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That's great.

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All right, we should probably
get off the streets.

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Yeah. I could use a drink.

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You know what?
I know a place

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where no one will think
to look for us.

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Perfect.

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(Engine revs)

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(Cork pops)

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Thank you.

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So, Bruce, is there
anything else I can get you?

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Wow. Crystal and cristal
is my favorite combination.

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But maybe we'd better get

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to that urgent business matter
you mentioned.

257
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,236
Well, there are certain things
about "the spectator" finances

258
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,305
I would like
to remain confidential.

259
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,940
I wonder if you could advise me

260
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,977
on the safest way
to keep those hidden.

261
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:14,715
Storing confidential information
is... a specialty of mine.

262
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,717
But I like to work on
a client-by-client basis.

263
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,852
Could you give me some examples?

264
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:23,724
I'm sorry. Uh, my clients depend
on my discretion.

265
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,268
Besides, I don't want
to talk about that now.

266
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,827
(Chuckles)

267
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,730
Send me your books.
I'll make a recommendation.

268
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,732
In the meantime,

269
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:35,402
I... would like to take
the rest of this... meeting...

270
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,870
Elsewhere.

271
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:41,341
(Giggling)

272
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,744
Don't forget your jacket.

273
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,745
Oh.

274
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,746
(Elevator bell dings)

275
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,981
Thanks.

276
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,416
(Woman giggles)

277
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,230
Why did you let him leave
without getting the information?

278
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,824
He wasn't gonna give it to me,

279
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,325
so I figured I'd just take it.

280
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,428
(Elevator bell dings,
doors open)

281
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,364
I will admit
you have taken steps.

282
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,701
Like the... the peonies
were an elegant addition

283
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,112
to the handwritten apologies
you sent

284
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,138
to each of the board members
of the cotillion.

285
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,173
And Poppy did seem touched
by my donation

286
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,776
to her charity
for children who can't smile.

287
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:19,179
Sound like miss Blair show
great grace and dignity.

288
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,848
Yes, that's right, Dorota.

289
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,425
My mother has shown me
the errors of my way.

290
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,384
So now you can return to Paris,

291
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,195
reassured that your company's
on the straight and narrow.

292
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,856
Let's not get ahead
of ourselves.

293
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,724
I said steps,

294
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,794
as in the first of many
on the road to recovery.

295
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,395
Well, I have already admitted

296
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,330
that I am powerless
over my scheming

297
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,166
and that my life has
become unmanageable.

298
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,333
What else is there?

299
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,036
Amends to the fashion community

300
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:46,473
which informs the masses.

301
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,144
Hello, Blair.

302
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,213
I had Dorota prepare
a light lunch.

303
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,448
I'll let you girls... chat.

304
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,034
How could someone who hides
everything for everyone else

305
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,194
pick his birthday
for his password? (Laughs)

306
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,296
I underestimated you, Nathaniel.

307
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,974
Well, you're not
the first person to say that,

308
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,300
but there's nothing under
the international bank of Sudan.

309
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,468
Then pull up my father.

310
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,370
Bruce said
he had different methods

311
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,239
for hiding information
for different clients.

312
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,374
Maybe there's a record of it.

313
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,777
There's nothing here
but addresses and phone numbers.

314
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,245
Then look at the calendar

315
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,980
the morning he dropped off
the envelope.

316
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,257
Maybe there's a clue
to where he went.

317
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,458
Wait. There's an entry here
from the morning.

318
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:33,120
It says "bass traffic."

319
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,159
(Indistinct conversations)

320
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,863
(Glasses clatter)

321
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,201
(Man) I'm sorry. We're not open
to the public just yet.

322
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,103
Oh, we have an appointment.

323
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,872
Rufus Humphrey. Hi.

324
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,273
This is Ivy dickens.

325
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,875
Benedict Tate.

326
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,509
I'm doing p.R.
For tonight's event.

327
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,278
So please, how can I be
of assistance?

328
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,849
We would like to purchase
all of the artwork.

329
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,284
I appreciate your enthusiasm,

330
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,519
but tonight's silent auction
is expected to raise

331
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,031
hundreds of thousands
of dollars. (Chuckles)

332
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,157
How many hundreds?

333
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,959
5?

334
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,560
7?

335
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:17,430
You know, 8 has always been
a lucky number for me.

336
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,267
So now you can, uh, cancel
your expensive party

337
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,035
and send everyone home.

338
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:22,970
I'm... I'm sorry. I think
there's been a misunderstanding.

339
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,038
I am happy to deliver
all the artwork to you

340
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:28,041
after the event, but it's
too late an hour to cancel.

341
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,010
And, well... (Chuckles)

342
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,545
We need something on the walls.

343
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:39,219
Then I have an idea that may
help you raise even more money.

344
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,522
(All wrong and the plans
change's "deals" playing)

345
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:46,326
♪♪

346
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,061
When we came here
on our first date,

347
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,272
you didn't know
how to hold the cue.

348
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,340
Did you spend the last five
years taking billiard lessons?

349
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,067
I could always play.

350
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,602
You hustled me.

351
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,871
Well, no. I-I just wanted
to make you feel better

352
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,940
after your epic
French ordering failure.

353
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,875
Or maybe you were looking
for an excuse

354
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,343
for me to put my arms
around you.

355
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,213
A girl never reveals
her secrets.

356
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:10,583
(Cell phone alert chimes)

357
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,885
Unless you're gossip girl.

358
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,355
Spotted... two old flames
slumming it on memory Lane.

359
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,357
Who doesn't love a sequel?

360
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,634
Did she give our exact location?

361
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,493
Yeah, which means
our mob of new friends

362
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,595
are probably already
camped outside.

363
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,373
We're just fueling their fire
by being together.

364
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,099
Why don't I go out front
with the Vespa?

365
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,244
I'll distract 'em, and you just
sneak out back and grab a taxi.

366
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,303
Well, we don't have to go
right now.

367
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,972
I'm just about to win.

368
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:35,075
Please. Let's... let's not make
my humiliation official.

369
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,585
And the sooner we get
out of here, the better.

370
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,380
♪♪

371
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,349
This was nice, though.
I'll miss it.

372
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,516
Mm.

373
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,154
♪♪

374
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,323
Traffic.

375
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,658
Traffic jam.

376
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,660
Traffic light. Maybe they had
a meeting in a car.

377
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,395
Or it's Bart's oil trafficking

378
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,330
or something else
he's illegally selling.

379
00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,133
Like a nuclear bomb
in a briefcase.

380
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,235
You watch too many movies.

381
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,906
So does Bruce.

382
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,677
Wait. That's it.

383
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,412
The movie "traffic"
is right here.

384
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,415
I remember in that film,
the head of the drug cartel

385
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,650
stored his illegal
account information

386
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,953
in the back of a painting.

387
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:20,997
What, you think
that's where Bart hid

388
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,289
whatever was in the envelope?

389
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,432
Well, there's a lot of paintings

390
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,158
in the Van Der Woodsen
apartment.

391
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,995
I'm just, unfortunately,
still banned from the building.

392
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,032
I guess I'll have to
pay them a visit.

393
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,442
So I called and I called
and I called and I called,

394
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,435
and then I just never
heard from him again.

395
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:40,707
Is that the end of the story?

396
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,709
Mm-hmm.

397
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:46,046
Wow. You really are
so... entertaining.

398
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,981
So when my mother returns,

399
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,450
tell her that I apologized
and that we're best friends.

400
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,386
I'm sorry, Blair. This was fun,
but I won't do that

401
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,288
because it's not the truth.

402
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,456
Yes, it is.

403
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,324
No, it's not.

404
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,458
Yes, it is.

405
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,726
No, it's not.

406
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,061
(Whispers) Yes, it is.

407
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,429
No, it's not.

408
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,065
I have been cordial to you
for the last... 52 minutes.

409
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,066
Do you have any idea

410
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,210
the psychological torture
that I have endured

411
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,568
being nice to you?

412
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,801
I should have just skipped ahead
to this from the start.

413
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,075
It that me as Mrs. Mingott
in a fat suit?

414
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,078
That was embarrassing.

415
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,480
Agreed, which is why
you don't want this

416
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,215
bouncing around the blogosphere.

417
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,185
No one wants to take
fashion advice from her.

418
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,055
Mother!

419
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,757
Ladies,
how are we getting along?

420
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,359
Famously.

421
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,365
Blair just tried
to blackmail me.

422
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,134
I'm sorry, Eleanor. I tried.

423
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,516
This is all Nelly's fault.

424
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,461
She was clearly lying because
she's always been jealous of me.

425
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,121
The only thing clear

426
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,656
is that Daniel Humphrey
was right about you.

427
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,192
You read that dreck?

428
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,793
On the plane.

429
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,596
And his... his central thesis
is correct.

430
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,398
You are running my business

431
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,242
like you're still
the meanest girl in high school.

432
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,135
I am trying.

433
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,636
Relapse is part of recovery.

434
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,073
Please, just give me
one more chance.

435
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:23,076
I'm sorry, Blair. It's over.
I can't.

436
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,278
I have no other choice
but to demote you

437
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:28,415
and take back the presidency
of Waldorf designs,

438
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,283
effective immediately.

439
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,119
Watch out, b.

440
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,687
They say you're only as good
as the company you keep,

441
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,557
and right now
you're not keeping any.

442
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,698
What's going on?

443
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,576
Why are you taking down
the paintings for my event?

444
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,169
I think you mean our event.

445
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,504
Since everyone in the art world
is coming here tonight

446
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,505
instead of my gallery opening,

447
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,782
I decided
to have my opening here.

448
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,176
That's outrageous.
I'm gonna talk to Benedict

449
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,178
and have him reinstall my art
immediately.

450
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,813
Well, that would be difficult
since we own it all now.

451
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,183
Lily, welcome.

452
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,727
I see you've met
our new event co-sponsors.

453
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,453
I have,

454
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,456
and I'm not thrilled that
my carefully curated pieces

455
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,858
are being replaced without
even so much as a phone call.

456
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,726
Oh.

457
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,861
Well, I'm sorry.

458
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,729
I never imagined
that you'd object

459
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,567
to raising more money
for such a worthwhile cause.

460
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,672
Lily, Rufus and Ivy
have helped a.P.F.

461
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,440
Break fund-raising records.

462
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,542
Certainly,
sharing your hosting duties

463
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,311
is a-a small price to pay.

464
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,284
Of course,

465
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,751
which is why you've inspired me

466
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,887
to make my own
additional donation,

467
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,656
which I am sure will break
their record.

468
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,397
(Vehicles passing, horn honks)

469
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,742
(Door opens)

470
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,777
Hold it right there,
humph-freak!

471
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,581
Do you have any idea what a mess
your article has made?

472
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,925
No, but I'm guessing
you're gonna tell me

473
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,751
even if I keep walking.

474
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,387
My mother demoted me, thanks to
your disparaging drivel.

475
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,598
Right, and I'm sure it had
nothing to do

476
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,224
with your work-related behavior.

477
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,726
Fix this,

478
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,229
or when I'm done with you,
you won't even have

479
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,663
Georgina sparks' couch
in Brooklyn.

480
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,365
I will fly Vanessa back

481
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,809
from whatever third-world
country she's in if I have to.

482
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,934
Do you hear yourself?

483
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,502
You're trying to bully me

484
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,414
into retracting an article
about you being a bully.

485
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,473
No.

486
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,242
I'm proving to my mother
that I am

487
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,677
the mature, polite,
professional woman

488
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,512
who should be running
Waldorf designs.

489
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,415
Blair, you tracked me down
with your "spotted" map

490
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,551
and threatened me
with the return of Vanessa.

491
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,686
You are not mature, polite,
or professional,

492
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,655
and even your own mother
knows it.

493
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,195
(Beep)

494
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,300
Nelly?

495
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,436
Do you think you could meet me
at Lily's benefit tonight?

496
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,672
There's something I think
you would want to hear.

497
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,245
And you're sure there's nothing?

498
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,514
There's nothing
in any of this art.

499
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,848
It could be subtle.

500
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,984
Tape on the backing
or rip in the seam.

501
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:18,918
No, there's nothing.

502
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,587
And the back of artwork
is really boring.

503
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,322
(Door closes)

504
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,523
Hold on one second.

505
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,891
Someone's coming.

506
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,597
Nate? What are you doing here?

507
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,599
I am just writing
a story on Lily's artwork

508
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,733
for "the spectator."

509
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,602
Oh, for the a.P.F. Benefit
tonight?

510
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,471
Yeah. Exactly.

511
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,440
What are you up to?

512
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,609
Uh, just rereading
an old short story.

513
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:43,952
Hey, is everybody a writer
these days?

514
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,479
It... no, it's Dan's.

515
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,748
Wow. Aren't you getting enough
of him in "vanity fair"?

516
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:49,792
It's the one
from "the new yorker."

517
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,026
You know, the story about
the first time he saw me

518
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,084
at that party.

519
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,862
Do not tell me in some
twisted turn of events that

520
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,422
that sex tape made you miss him.

521
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,856
No, it's just...

522
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,491
We spent some time together,

523
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,993
and... I don't know. It...
It brought up some old memories.

524
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,571
Serena, you're
really vulnerable right now

525
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,897
after Steven broke up with you.

526
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,767
It's too soon to have
real feelings for Dan.

527
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,002
But what if those feelings
never really went away?

528
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,447
That high school kid
you fell in love with...

529
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,839
That's not who he is anymore,
okay?

530
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:13,773
He almost cost me
"the spectator"

531
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,041
to sell his serial.

532
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,477
And he exploited all of us
in those chapters.

533
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,621
I know. You're right.
(Elevator bell dings)

534
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,356
I mean, he has become
a selfish egomaniac who will...

535
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,315
Serena...

536
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,717
Destroy his friends
for... for money and attention,

537
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,852
for fame and...

538
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,388
Ahem.

539
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,761
I know how much you like
chocolate-covered strawberries.

540
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,799
Dan, wait.

541
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,806
Hey, listen, I better get going.

542
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,775
Wait. What about the auction
Serena mentioned?

543
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,379
Look around.
Is there anything missing?

544
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,025
That painting of
the rainbow woman is gone.

545
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,951
Oh.

546
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,487
My Richard Phillips has arrived.

547
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,023
Lily, are you sure?

548
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,792
You know, it's one
of my favorite pieces

549
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,661
in my collection,
but it is for a good cause.

550
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,397
And I've already sent Bart
an e-mail,

551
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,564
and I know he will agree.

552
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,401
This is incredibly generous.

553
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:17,504
In fact, we're gonna have
a live auction

554
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,606
just for this special piece.

555
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,744
I know she will be
the star of the show.

556
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,851
This work of art
appears to be a work of Bart.

557
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,753
Let the bidding begin.

558
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,428
(My fiction's "trophy kids"
playing)

559
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,964
This is Spencer sweeney,
Patrick mcmullan,

560
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,466
and fab five Freddy.

561
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,867
♪ Give me sunshine

562
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,837
♪ and dancing

563
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,971
(bangs gavel)

564
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:52,972
(Amplified voice) Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

565
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:57,009
and welcome to
the art production fund benefit.

566
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,611
First, I'd like to say
a special thanks

567
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,714
to Rufus Humphrey
and Ivy dickens

568
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,551
for their tremendous
contribution tonight.

569
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:08,020
(Applause)

570
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,756
Careful, Lily.

571
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,091
You paid a lot of money
to fill those worry lines.

572
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,961
Listen,
you vile little interloper,

573
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:17,597
you and Rufus may have rubbed
your last two nickels together

574
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,898
to replace my art,

575
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,833
but the only people
that you're making fools of

576
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,001
are yourselves.

577
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,436
But tonight, folks,

578
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,037
the centerpiece of this event

579
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,508
will be a special live auction

580
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,510
of Richard Phillips'
"spectrum"...

581
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,844
(Audience murmurs)

582
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,980
Courtesy of Lilian bass'
personal collection.

583
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,115
Bidding will begin shortly.

584
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,618
As I was saying,
you can pretend to be Lola,

585
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,186
you can pretend to be Serena,

586
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,522
but you will never be me.

587
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,191
I don't want to be you.
I want to be better.

588
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,759
Rufus already thinks I am.

589
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:51,063
♪♪

590
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,833
I always liked that painting.

591
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,506
♪♪

592
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,816
I'm glad to see you two found
each other.

593
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,875
Blair.

594
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,912
Nelly was just telling me
you invited her here

595
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,013
to meet with her.

596
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,782
I hope it is to make
an official apology.

597
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,551
That I'd love to hear.

598
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:15,955
I'm not here to apologize
to Nelly, mother.

599
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,190
I'm here to apologize to you.

600
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,892
Then what am I doing here?

601
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,962
Shutting up and writing about it
so you can publicly restore

602
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:24,897
Waldorf designs'
pristine reputation.

603
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:27,934
Blair, what is this about?

604
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:31,237
Undoing all the damage
my dark side has done.

605
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,640
I'm a bad seed, mother,

606
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,208
so send me away to
the village of the damned.

607
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,978
♪♪

608
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,250
No one expects miracles,
darling.

609
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,819
It's been part of you
for 20-something years.

610
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,688
It's not going
to go away overnight.

611
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:50,690
Just maybe sometime
before I die.

612
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:53,960
Y-you don't understand.

613
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,195
The real grace Kelly had talent.

614
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,864
You have talent.

615
00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:01,067
Even that goth Princess
Jenny Humphrey had talent.

616
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,736
But I don't.
It's all just pretense.

617
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,873
Well, your record
of achievements prove otherwise.

618
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:10,710
Everything I have

619
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:13,012
was from scheming and lying

620
00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,747
and working the angles.

621
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,749
I don't have what it takes.

622
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,618
You are Mozart.

623
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,019
I'm salieri.

624
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,689
No matter how hard I work,
I will never be you,

625
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,891
and I think it was
just my dark side

626
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,893
trying to hide that.

627
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,861
So...

628
00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:30,730
Effective immediately,

629
00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,065
I resign from Waldorf designs.

630
00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,773
(Horns honking)

631
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:43,009
Did you reach anyone
from a.P.F.?

632
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,844
I finally got ahold
of an assistant,

633
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,655
but she said they're
only taking bids in person.

634
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,014
How far away are you?

635
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,115
At least ten blocks.

636
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:52,318
Is there no way around this,
like on the sidewalk?

637
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,753
(Horns continue honking)

638
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:56,322
(My fiction's "knives & bombs"
playing)

639
00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:02,895
(Indistinct conversations)

640
00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:07,600
I like that your artists reflect

641
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,268
the same
socially relevant projects

642
00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,070
we commission
at art production fund.

643
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,806
And I like that you can see
the street art influence.

644
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,150
I'm not talking about the '80s
but the '40s...

645
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,810
Dubuffet, pollack, ray Johnson.

646
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,187
Yeah, when artists were
the stars of New York

647
00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:20,179
instead of celebutantes.

648
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,748
(Laughs) Yes.

649
00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,225
Excuse me. Can I speak to you
for a moment?

650
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,084
What can I do for you, Lily?

651
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,953
Are you interested
in one of my pfahler pieces

652
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:27,954
to replace your Phillips?

653
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,822
No, thank you,

654
00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:30,899
and I think you've made
your point here, Rufus.

655
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,693
This is a benefit to raise money
for a good cause,

656
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:34,970
and I won't have
your little freeloader

657
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,328
making a mockery of it

658
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,964
by bidding on things
she can't afford.

659
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,700
Ivy can afford
any painting she wants.

660
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,835
And with what money?
I know it's not yours.

661
00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:45,304
You're right.

662
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,339
It's Cece's.

663
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,242
(Bangs gavel)

664
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:50,877
(Amplified voice)
Ladies and gentlemen,

665
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,645
if we are ready to begin,

666
00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,113
I would like to start
the bidding

667
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,347
for the Richard Phillips

668
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:57,984
at $500,000.

669
00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,385
(Guests murmuring)

670
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:00,853
$500,000.

671
00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,121
I have $500,000.

672
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,856
Lola gave it back to her

673
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,200
when she found out your mother
wanted Ivy to have it.

674
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,226
$500,000. Going once?

675
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,395
$500,000.
Do I have $520,000?

676
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,097
$520,000.

677
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,274
She may have been able
to con Lola

678
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,308
out of half my mother's estate,

679
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,868
but she'll never get
anything of mine.

680
00:27:15,902 --> 00:27:16,736
Do I have $540,000?
Going once?

681
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:17,737
$540,000.

682
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,371
$560,000.

683
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:20,707
$560,000. Do I have $570,000?

684
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,874
(Ivy) $570,000.

685
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,285
$570,000. $570,000.
Do I have $580,000?

686
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,677
$580,000.

687
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:25,878
$580,000. Do I have $600,000?

688
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,714
$750,000.

689
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,016
$750,000.

690
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,151
(Guests murmuring)

691
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:34,096
(Serena) I know it sounded bad,
but you heard it out of context.

692
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,023
In what context can
"selfish egomaniac" be positive?

693
00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:38,433
I was telling Nate what
a good time I had with you,

694
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:39,826
but th...

695
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,003
Yeah, I heard the "but" part.

696
00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:42,729
But that it's confusing for me

697
00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:45,097
because I have spent
the past few months hating you.

698
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,298
I told you I loved you,

699
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,043
and then you rejected me
for my best friend.

700
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,178
You've rejected me for nearly
everyone on the Upper East Side.

701
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,738
Can you blame me
for having doubts?

702
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:52,772
You had more than doubts.

703
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,182
You told me you never
wanted to see me again.

704
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,450
You mean, after you used me
to make a sex tape

705
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,309
to destroy me
and your best friend?

706
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,778
I'm not the bad guy here.

707
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,146
You want everyone to believe

708
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,890
you're poor, sweet
Dan Humphrey from Brooklyn,

709
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,751
but you sent that video of Chuck
and Blair into "gossip girl"

710
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,762
to try to ruin her wedding,
and then you pinned it on me.

711
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,463
Yeah, I didn't want Blair
to marry the wrong man.

712
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:09,898
And it's not like you've never
used "gossip girl"

713
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:11,390
to further your own agenda.

714
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,793
Oh, wait. Oh, wait. You were
gossip girl for a second.

715
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:16,462
Only to restore balance after
Georgina's reign of terror...

716
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:19,766
Who... who is now partnering with
you to attack and humiliate

717
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,409
everyone that we care about
in your exposés?

718
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,769
Which leads us
back to your reason

719
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,146
for calling me
a selfish egomaniac.

720
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,313
You're right.
Now I... now I understand.

721
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:26,472
Good. I'm glad.

722
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:27,439
I was being sarcastic, Serena.

723
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:28,808
So was I.

724
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:29,942
No, you weren't.

725
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,143
Yes, I was.

726
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,311
Look... look, ob...

727
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:34,322
Obviously, too much has happened
over the past five years.

728
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,182
No matter who we are today,

729
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,818
we can't undo the things
we've done in the past,

730
00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:39,685
so it's probably best

731
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,922
we just move on
without each other.

732
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,102
Which I will do the second
we get out of this elevator.

733
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:50,162
(Clank, bell rings,
elevator powers down)

734
00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,198
$880,000. I have $880,000.
Do I hear $900,000?

735
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,365
$900,000.

736
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,366
$900,000.
What do you think you're doing?

737
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,367
$920,000.

738
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,069
I'd ask you the same thing.

739
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,838
Bidding on an item
you put up for auction?

740
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:01,974
I changed my mind when
this gypsy trash wanted it.

741
00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,210
She will not have anything
near and dear to my heart.

742
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,244
(Benedict) $940,000 once?

743
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,245
$940,000.

744
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,947
$960,000.

745
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,091
I assure you I won't let her win
if you stop bidding.

746
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,516
And why should I trust you?

747
00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:13,019
I know you teamed up
with this charlatan

748
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,362
to cause problems
with your father and me.

749
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,222
This painting means more to me
than anything.

750
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,489
$980,000.

751
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:18,858
What do you think you're doing?

752
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,827
We're supposed to be
on the same side.

753
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,328
So you are still aligned
with her?

754
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:23,329
I'm on nobody's side but my own.

755
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:24,973
(Benedict) $1 million,
ladies and gentlemen.

756
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,208
(Chuck, Lily, and Ivy
arguing indistinctly)

757
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,267
$1.1 million.

758
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,336
Do I hear 1.2?

759
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,271
Going once. Going twice.

760
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:33,272
(Bangs gavel)

761
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:36,275
Sold for $1.1 million

762
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:37,409
to the man in front.

763
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,477
Congratulations.

764
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:42,014
(Cheers and applause)

765
00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:43,115
Revenge is sweet,

766
00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:46,085
especially when you have
a sugar mama.

767
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,220
(Cell phone alert chimes)

768
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,956
Unfortunately,

769
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:53,860
not all families appreciate
just desserts.

770
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,133
(Tara Simmons)
♪ so much blame

771
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,002
♪ with our heart

772
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:06,505
I just wanted to
congratulate you and apologize.

773
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,008
I admit that I was out of line

774
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,385
with some of the things
that I said earlier.

775
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:12,544
And you obviously
want something now.

776
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,056
Well, I know how important
it was for you to prove

777
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,547
that you could best me publicly.

778
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,583
And now that you've achieved
what you wanted,

779
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:20,119
I would love
to buy my painting back.

780
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,464
Well, if you wanted it so much,
why'd you put it up for auction?

781
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,324
I had no idea how much it meant
to me till it was gone.

782
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,326
And let's face it, Rufus.

783
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,470
Do you really want
that hanging in your loft,

784
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,396
reminding you of me?

785
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,198
I don't.

786
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,133
We'll give it to a museum...

787
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,467
One far away from Manhattan

788
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,403
where you won't even
be able to visit.

789
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,939
Surely there's a price
that will change your mind.

790
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:41,473
No.

791
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:45,011
You can't buy us off
the way you do everyone else.

792
00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,178
We don't want your money.

793
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,947
What is it you want then?

794
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,216
To make you feel
the way you've made us feel...

795
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:53,085
Humiliated and powerless

796
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:55,054
and like you're worth nothing.

797
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,555
So if you'll excuse me,

798
00:30:56,588 --> 00:31:00,026
I'm going to make sure
they're packing up our painting.

799
00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:01,961
♪ Now please be gone

800
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,396
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh

801
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,168
I'll see you later.

802
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,871
♪♪

803
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,411
And you remain a kept man.

804
00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:27,453
I never thought
I would say this, lil,

805
00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:30,622
but I think Ivy's right.

806
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:33,525
You brought this on yourself.

807
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:40,399
♪♪

808
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,001
Maybe you should
try Vanya again.

809
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:44,403
It's been, like,
47 seconds since I called.

810
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,405
And unlike last time
we were stuck here,

811
00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,540
I remembered to use your name.

812
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,276
Oh, if we're recreating that,

813
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:52,420
you should probably try to crawl
out of the ceiling any moment.

814
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:53,379
(Chuckles)

815
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:57,116
I admit that was not
one of my better ideas.

816
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,426
Why... why were you so mad
about it, then?

817
00:31:58,450 --> 00:31:59,930
Because I didn't want you
to get hurt.

818
00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:05,557
I'm sure you want me to
hit the floor right now.

819
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:08,160
Throw me down
the elevator shaft.

820
00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,295
(Chuckles)

821
00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,030
Or, hell, you know,
you could just

822
00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:13,565
trick me into
making another sex tape.

823
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,867
It's the people you know best
that you can hurt the most.

824
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,641
I'm sorry...

825
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:26,078
I didn't say anything
when you told me you loved me.

826
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,326
It... it was easier to focus
on my anger at Blair

827
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,428
than face the possibility
of getting what I always wanted

828
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,720
and...

829
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:37,056
And... and losing it again.

830
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:38,089
What you always wanted?

831
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,731
You know, I had...

832
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,733
A really great time
with you today.

833
00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,674
I had to believe
that you were terrible

834
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,576
in order to protect myself.

835
00:32:57,609 --> 00:33:01,280
Well, you know, I could actually
be terrible if you prefer.

836
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,282
(Chuckles) No. No, thank you.
I'm good.

837
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,117
I-I much prefer you this way.

838
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,754
Yeah, the feeling's mutual.

839
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,629
I will try Vanya again.

840
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,369
(Elevator powers up)

841
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:27,106
Well...

842
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:29,308
I guess that's my cue.

843
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,243
Or you could come up

844
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,179
and have some
chocolate-covered strawberries

845
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:36,382
before you face the paparazzi.

846
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,649
Yeah. That sounds nice.

847
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,451
(Pushes button)

848
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:42,421
(Elevator whirring)

849
00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:52,798
(Siren wailing in distance)

850
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,800
(Sighs)

851
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,536
If you've come for a follow-up
interview, I have no comment.

852
00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:01,773
Actually, I came to say thanks
for the exclusive...

853
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:04,210
And maybe to gloat a little.

854
00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:05,144
How did you know
where to find me?

855
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:07,079
The met steps?

856
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:10,282
Where else would you go
to make yourself feel better?

857
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:12,284
My mother always said
you'd peaked in high school.

858
00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:15,487
You mean when no one else spoke
to you besides your mother?

859
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:19,425
You can make fun
of how unpopular I used to be,

860
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:23,362
but the person no one cares
about anymore is you.

861
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:28,534
Then why are you still sitting
below me on the steps?

862
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,702
Habit. Like a headband.

863
00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:35,574
Just a remnant from when
you were a tastemaker.

864
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:41,547
And all every girl at constance
wanted was to be just like me.

865
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,650
Lucky for all of us,
like the eco-clothing trend,

866
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,518
those days are gone.

867
00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,854
You obviously don't shop
in Brooklyn.

868
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,389
But thank you, Nelly.

869
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,358
Your misinformation
has been invaluable.

870
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:58,797
Where are you going?
You won't look good in hemp.

871
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:02,134
But you will,
while you eat crow.

872
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:03,368
I just hope it's not too late.

873
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,575
Thank you so much

874
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,885
for letting us use your painting
in the auction.

875
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:13,745
Um, Todd diciurcio,

876
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,481
this is Chuck bass.

877
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:19,218
It's a beautiful painting.
Excuse us.

878
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,219
Great work tonight.

879
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,753
No thanks to you.

880
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,455
I thought we were on
the same team.

881
00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:25,467
We are, which is why you should
sell me that painting.

882
00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:27,193
Lily already tried that.

883
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,328
I hope you turned her down.

884
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,497
That piece is
a critical component

885
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,365
of my campaign against Bart.

886
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,801
As you know, if I topple him,
Lily won't be far behind.

887
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,440
What's a queen without her king?

888
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,875
I'll sell you the painting...

889
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,711
For double what I paid.

890
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,064
That's a price
I'm willing to pay.

891
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,882
(Chuckles) All right,
I'll have it delivered.

892
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:53,519
Pleasure doing business
with you.

893
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:57,789
Spotted... Ivy moonlighting
as a gallerina.

894
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:00,892
Better hope this masterpiece
isn't a forgery.

895
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,676
Is it weird to say I'm...
I'm glad we got in that fight?

896
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,270
No, no. No, not at all.
I am, too.

897
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,780
That storage unit I kept
packed full of old resentments

898
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,540
was getting pretty full.

899
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,475
(Laughs)

900
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:17,652
You know, I-I feel like I did

901
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,246
when I first came back to
the city from boarding school,

902
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,514
when all I wanted
was a fresh start.

903
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:25,417
Well, you have one now,
at least with me.

904
00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:27,219
(Chuckles)

905
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:28,954
(Lemonade's "vivid" playing)

906
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:32,424
I, uh, should probably take off.
It's getting pretty late.

907
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,959
Oh, did you ever find a place?

908
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,237
Technically, no. But, I mean,
I got that check now, so...

909
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:36,695
Mm.

910
00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:39,398
I can afford a hotel room.
I don't want to impose too much.

911
00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:41,700
No, you're...
You're not imposing at all.

912
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,306
Are you sure?
I mean, just this morning,

913
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:49,517
you were saying you thought
it might ruin our friendship.

914
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,711
Well, I think if we could get
through the last five years,

915
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:55,347
then we could get through
a few more nights. (Chuckles)

916
00:36:57,416 --> 00:37:00,452
So... y-you can stay.

917
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,456
Or you don't have to.

918
00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:07,726
You can go, too.

919
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:09,695
Or you can stay.
Whatever you want.

920
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,008
♪ All of my love

921
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,943
that's what I want.

922
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:26,912
♪ All of my life

923
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:30,949
(slurps)

924
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,818
(Footsteps approach)

925
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,453
I made a mistake.

926
00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:37,556
Many. Who hasn't?

927
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,991
You'll have to be
more specific, dear.

928
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:43,429
When I quit earlier.

929
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,031
I thought that I was
using my dark side

930
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,033
to hide the fact
that I have no talent.

931
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,736
I wasn't the one who said
you didn't have talent, Blair.

932
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,373
No, but you told me
to squash my dark side,

933
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,642
which is my talent.
It's my inspiration.

934
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,910
You can't blackmail your way
through business.

935
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:02,314
Well, I agree, but...

936
00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:04,883
I'm not talking
about my management style,

937
00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:07,586
which I admit needs help to stay
on the straight and narrow.

938
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,920
I'm talking about my designs.

939
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,456
Oh, where is this coming from?

940
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:12,458
High school.

941
00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:13,992
My grace Kelly did have talent.

942
00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,528
She got me straight a's
and the perfect boyfriend.

943
00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:18,897
But it was my grace Jones

944
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,932
that had everyone wanting
to dress like me,

945
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,534
not because they admired
my hard work

946
00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:25,571
but because they were
fascinated by my ferocity.

947
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,509
You did instill fear
in the hearts of many.

948
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:36,482
I need to stop trying
to be you and use my power

949
00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:39,551
to form the fashionistas
of the future...

950
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,420
With a line
for high school girls,

951
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,355
inspired by
my constance uniform.

952
00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:46,392
I'm not sure people
want to wear uniforms

953
00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,694
if they're not in school.

954
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,562
These won't be the uniforms
they have to wear.

955
00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:52,364
They'll be the uniforms
they beg to wear...

956
00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:54,833
Ones they see
on the girls they want to be.

957
00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:55,866
They own this town.

958
00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,505
Uniforms?

959
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,973
Well, they do represent
power and authority

960
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,842
and instill
a sense of belonging.

961
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,977
And the girls I dress
won't follow trends.

962
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:08,046
They will set them,

963
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,449
just like I did.

964
00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:13,452
You always were
very influential.

965
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,921
Please.

966
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,624
Give me one more chance
to prove it.

967
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:21,860
(Clink)

968
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,462
(Men speak indistinctly)

969
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:24,996
So what do you expect to find?

970
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:27,666
The financial records
of Bart's oil deal.

971
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,469
Which, when I finally
hand over to the FBI,

972
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,404
will ensure he spends
the rest of his days

973
00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:36,007
playing pinochle
with Bernie madoff.

974
00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:38,910
Thank you.

975
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,161
Well, I guess it's not time

976
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:49,955
to break out the handcuffs
just yet.

977
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,590
Where the hell is that envelope?

978
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,559
Maybe "traffic" meant
something else

979
00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,727
or we got the wrong painting.

980
00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:59,097
No. No. Lily was too determined
to get this one.

981
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,042
And the Phillips in my bedroom
has a backing on it.

982
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:03,435
Then someone took it off.

983
00:40:03,469 --> 00:40:04,870
Then they've got the evidence!

984
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:08,907
(Mndr's "stay" playing)

985
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,743
Remember that silver bullet
we were looking for?

986
00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:13,512
I found it.

987
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,447
(Chuckles)

988
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,659
You know, I really think
it's time for you to come back.

989
00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:19,851
The sooner, the better.

990
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:21,920
I don't know how much longer
I can keep doing this.

991
00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,021
(Door opens)

992
00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,790
(Whispers) I gotta go.

993
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,191
(Beep)

994
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:28,660
One pepperoni pizza,
extra cheese to go

995
00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:32,898
with a bottle of dom perignon...

996
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,666
An unexpected
yet brilliant combination,

997
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,134
just like us.

998
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,135
The Beatles sang,

999
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:41,673
"living is easy
with eyes closed."

1000
00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,009
Bart, I am so sorry.
I had no idea

1001
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,878
that's where you hid the records
of your oil deals.

1002
00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:48,547
But even with our eyes open,

1003
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,916
we all still have blind spots.

1004
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,619
♪ Blood is on my hands

1005
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:54,753
♪ on my hands

1006
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:57,188
♪ oh, stay

1007
00:40:57,222 --> 00:41:01,026
♪ wish I could stay in love
with you ♪

1008
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:02,528
♪♪

1009
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,563
♪ Right here
when we could say something ♪

1010
00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,498
♪ Stay

1011
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:10,035
or maybe we're just looking
in the wrong place.

1012
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:13,705
So this will be aimed
at the 12-to-25 set.

1013
00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:15,541
Marc Jacobs has "Marc by"...

1014
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,708
Mm-hmm.

1015
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,511
And Waldorf designs
will have "b."

1016
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:20,646
Oh, I just love that.

1017
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:21,913
Yeah!

1018
00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:25,584
But when we finally do
see the light,

1019
00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:28,119
it's strawberry fields forever.

1020
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,855
♪ Stay

1021
00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:33,725
♪ wish I could stay in love
with you ♪

1022
00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:34,926
♪♪

1023
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,127
Wait a second.

1024
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:37,729
Are you sure?

1025
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:40,265
♪ Wish I could stay in love

1026
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x.o.x.o., gossip girl.

1027
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♪ Well, right now
we can stay frozen ♪