1 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,775 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 2 00:00:05,776 --> 00:00:07,407 Don't you think it's time for you to head home? 3 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,109 I am home. 4 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,680 No, I mean your other home, the one with your wife in it. 5 00:00:10,681 --> 00:00:14,684 "As for the rest of my estate, I leave to you, icy dickens." 6 00:00:14,685 --> 00:00:16,746 You are never gonna get away with this. 7 00:00:16,747 --> 00:00:18,748 You don't have a case. I didn't do anything wrong. 8 00:00:18,749 --> 00:00:20,450 The court will decide that. 9 00:00:20,451 --> 00:00:22,552 Our relationship isn't about choosing one world or another. 10 00:00:22,553 --> 00:00:25,155 Our relationship is our world. We're a team. 11 00:00:25,156 --> 00:00:27,457 Serena's gossip girl. I'm gonna prove it to you. 12 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:28,698 (Cell phone alerts chime) 13 00:00:28,699 --> 00:00:30,700 You saved Chuck's life, 14 00:00:30,701 --> 00:00:32,702 and you did that because... 15 00:00:32,703 --> 00:00:34,704 I'm Chuck's mother. 16 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:36,666 You're actually her. You're gossip girl. 17 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:38,308 Please, whatever you do, just don't tell anyone. 18 00:00:38,309 --> 00:00:40,310 It's one thing to accuse Serena of being gossip girl. 19 00:00:40,311 --> 00:00:43,573 But sending in that video about Chuck? I can't forgive that. 20 00:00:43,574 --> 00:00:45,175 I've always hesitated 21 00:00:45,176 --> 00:00:47,577 going after Lola's father for child support. 22 00:00:47,578 --> 00:00:48,718 Do you even know who he is? 23 00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:50,180 I'm looking right at him. 24 00:00:50,181 --> 00:00:52,182 What if my dad doesn't even know I exist? 25 00:00:52,183 --> 00:00:55,085 What if all he'd want is to know me? 26 00:00:55,086 --> 00:00:56,587 I'm sure he does. 27 00:00:57,628 --> 00:01:00,190 And who am I? 28 00:01:00,191 --> 00:01:03,593 That's a secret I'll never tell. 29 00:01:03,594 --> 00:01:05,495 You know you love me. 30 00:01:05,496 --> 00:01:07,597 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 31 00:01:07,598 --> 00:01:09,669 Captioned by closed captioning services, inc. 32 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,341 (Magic wands' "black magic" playing) 33 00:01:11,342 --> 00:01:13,072 ♫ ahh, ahh ♫ 34 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,544 In our modern age, 35 00:01:14,545 --> 00:01:17,707 there are so many ways for information to travel. 36 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:21,411 And yet, with all our tablets and smartphones, 37 00:01:21,412 --> 00:01:22,652 there are still some people 38 00:01:22,653 --> 00:01:24,484 who like to get their morning dish 39 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,085 the old-fashioned way. 40 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,488 Even without the information highway, 41 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:32,091 good news always seems to travel fast. 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,363 But bad news? 43 00:01:33,364 --> 00:01:35,094 Well, you know what they say... 44 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,696 (Blair) You know, I must commend myself 45 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,428 on my choice of wardrobe for you today. 46 00:01:38,429 --> 00:01:42,372 You are striking just the right tone of literate and serious 47 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:44,234 yet playful and accessible. 48 00:01:44,235 --> 00:01:45,805 I'm just meeting a couple of Simon & schuster publicists. 49 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,277 It's really not a big deal. 50 00:01:47,278 --> 00:01:49,609 Not a big deal? What could be more important 51 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,641 than strategizing ways to publicize yourself? 52 00:01:51,642 --> 00:01:53,413 I don't know. 53 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,145 Maybe the banking crisis or... Or what's going on in Syria or... 54 00:01:55,146 --> 00:01:57,817 Dan, we know you're never gonna be trending on Twitter 55 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,719 if you choose those topics to discuss. 56 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,522 Now just be humble, self-deprecating, 57 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:05,555 with a tinge of intellectual superiority. 58 00:02:05,556 --> 00:02:07,657 And always leave them wanting more. 59 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:09,259 (Singsongy) Have a great day! 60 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:10,400 ♫ Black magic ♫ 61 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:12,602 ♫ black magic ♫ 62 00:02:12,603 --> 00:02:14,133 ♫ black ♫ 63 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,265 Dorota! 64 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:16,866 ♫ Black magic ♫ 65 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:18,568 Run me a hot bath. 66 00:02:18,569 --> 00:02:20,510 I want a long soak in the tub and catch up on my reading. 67 00:02:20,511 --> 00:02:22,772 I have better idea. 68 00:02:22,773 --> 00:02:24,814 How about you take quick shower, 69 00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:28,418 then supervise me as I clean out your closet? 70 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:29,649 You need more space, 71 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:33,454 and i-i-i need to work off baby weight bad. 72 00:02:35,886 --> 00:02:37,687 Did you see the look on Ivy's face 73 00:02:37,688 --> 00:02:39,329 when mother's nurse accused her 74 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,431 of "taking unfair advantage of the weak and elderly"? 75 00:02:41,432 --> 00:02:42,832 Well, thank god that woman came forward 76 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,534 and said what actually happened. 77 00:02:44,535 --> 00:02:46,736 I knew right then that the judge would invalidate the will. 78 00:02:46,737 --> 00:02:48,198 ♫ Around the galaxy ♫ 79 00:02:48,199 --> 00:02:49,639 Tell me, Lily. 80 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,302 How much exactly did you pay that nurse to lie for you? 81 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:56,546 'Cause I have done nothing but love and care for Cece. 82 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:58,448 It's not my mom's fault that the truth finally came out. 83 00:02:58,449 --> 00:02:59,709 So why don't you leave us alone 84 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:01,180 before we head into one of these offices 85 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,182 and file a restraining order against you? 86 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,183 ♫ Black ♫ 87 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,515 ♫ black magic ♫ 88 00:03:05,516 --> 00:03:06,916 Hey, mom. Where was Rufus this morning? 89 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,588 I was kinda surprised he wasn't here to support you. 90 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,689 Well, Rufus had an appointment, 91 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,321 and I just told him not to cancel 92 00:03:11,322 --> 00:03:14,324 because as long as you were by my side, I'd be fine. 93 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:16,666 So what happens now? The money just reverts back to you? 94 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,268 Well, now that the will has been revoked, 95 00:03:18,269 --> 00:03:20,700 the estate will be split 50-50 between me and Carol. 96 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,772 And she's flying in tonight to sign the paperwork. 97 00:03:22,773 --> 00:03:24,374 There'll be gloating, no doubt. 98 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,336 Well, believe me, it's a small price to pay 99 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:27,837 to be done with this whole thing. 100 00:03:27,838 --> 00:03:30,480 And thank god nobody knew how dirty it really got. 101 00:03:30,481 --> 00:03:31,742 (Scoffs) 102 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,684 (Man) Here she comes! 103 00:03:34,685 --> 00:03:36,646 Lily! Lily! Is the family still fighting with each other 104 00:03:36,647 --> 00:03:38,318 over your mother's inheritance? 105 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,350 (Man) How's it feel going from high-class to high-trash? 106 00:03:40,351 --> 00:03:42,752 Well, I assure you, this is all one big misunderstanding. 107 00:03:42,753 --> 00:03:45,224 The entire rhodes clan couldn't be happier. 108 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,696 Any truth to the rumors 109 00:03:46,697 --> 00:03:49,499 that you and your husband are no longer living together? 110 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,901 No. None at all. 111 00:03:51,902 --> 00:03:53,363 Serena, shall we? 112 00:03:53,364 --> 00:03:54,404 (Reporters shouting at once) 113 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:55,766 Wait, just one more question. 114 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:02,672 (Cell phone rings) 115 00:04:02,673 --> 00:04:03,943 (Beep) 116 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,475 I think you dialed the wrong number. 117 00:04:05,476 --> 00:04:06,916 Obviously, you meant to call your son and not me. 118 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,618 I know the news of me being Chuck's mother 119 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:12,722 must have come as rather a... big surprise to you. 120 00:04:12,723 --> 00:04:14,253 Ya think? 121 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,326 But it doesn't have to ruin anything between us. 122 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:17,757 Except for the small fact that 123 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,390 every time I look at you now, I see a bass in my face. 124 00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:22,692 You know I still have feelings for you. 125 00:04:22,693 --> 00:04:26,296 And now that you've broken up with that girl Lola, 126 00:04:26,297 --> 00:04:28,998 I think you might still have feelings for me, too. 127 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:30,870 Am I wrong? 128 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,702 I should really go. 129 00:04:32,703 --> 00:04:35,405 I'm gonna be out of the office all day. But... 130 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:37,707 Can we meet after work tonight 131 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,509 and at least talk it through? 132 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:41,911 I don't know. I never really saw myself as 133 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:44,584 a "sleep with your best friend's mother" kind of a guy. 134 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,317 Just think about it, okay? 135 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:49,018 All right. 136 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:51,621 Is it true what the paparazzi said about you and Rufus? 137 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:53,363 Are you really not living together? 138 00:04:53,364 --> 00:04:57,767 Well, we're taking a little hiatus to clear our heads, yes. 139 00:04:57,768 --> 00:04:58,998 Why didn't you tell me? 140 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,500 Well, because I didn't want to worry you. 141 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,372 Rufus is in Brooklyn. He's fine. 142 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:04,774 And, you know, he'll come around like he always does. 143 00:05:04,775 --> 00:05:07,306 My bigger concern is the public perception 144 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,509 of this whole mess that Ivy caused. 145 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,381 'Cause let me tell you something, Serena, 146 00:05:11,382 --> 00:05:13,343 nothing ruins a family reputation faster 147 00:05:13,344 --> 00:05:14,984 than a money fight. 148 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:17,316 You should be focusing on fixing things with Rufus. 149 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:21,591 I know! We'll have a big family dinner here tonight, 150 00:05:21,592 --> 00:05:23,893 to celebrate our victory in court. 151 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:25,925 And I'll invite a reporter from the New York social diary 152 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,598 to dispel all the rumors of family strife. 153 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:29,829 You think the way to handle this 154 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,061 is by inviting the media into our home? 155 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:35,535 I'll find a way to get Rufus here. You bring Lola. 156 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,937 We're not exactly in a good place right now. 157 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,639 Well, get in one. Once they see us all together, 158 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:43,342 these vicious rumors will evaporate before they began. 159 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,644 (Sighs) 160 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,747 (Cell phone beeps) 161 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:54,784 Nathaniel, are my ears playing tricks on me 162 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:57,657 or did I hear you on the phone with a young lady earlier? 163 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,559 (Coughs) No, not exactly. 164 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,930 Um... 165 00:06:00,931 --> 00:06:03,063 You mother called to talk to me. 166 00:06:04,835 --> 00:06:08,037 Well, I'm not sure which one of us this is more awkward for. 167 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:09,499 Neither am I. 168 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,900 Between my history with Diana and now yours, 169 00:06:10,901 --> 00:06:12,973 it's just too weird to even be in business with her. 170 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:15,805 I would love to find some funding 171 00:06:15,806 --> 00:06:18,007 and possibly buy her out for good. 172 00:06:18,008 --> 00:06:19,409 You interested? 173 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:20,780 Unfortunately, I'm still trying to decide 174 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,082 what kind of relationship I want with her. 175 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,486 Which means I'm not ready to put her out of business just yet. 176 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:29,388 What you're saying is, since I already screwed her... 177 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,590 I don't need to also. 178 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,492 Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind. 179 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,793 I called Andrew in 180 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,425 to figure out where Diana's getting her money. 181 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:36,926 She needed my grandfather last time. 182 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:38,568 Someone must be bankrolling her now. 183 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:39,999 And when you find out who it is? 184 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,171 I'll try and convince the investor to bet on me alone. 185 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:43,573 Do what you have to do, 186 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:46,507 but I am respectfully staying out of it. 187 00:06:48,138 --> 00:06:49,439 Andrew. 188 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,841 Mr. Bass. 189 00:06:52,483 --> 00:06:53,883 I did some digging. 190 00:06:53,884 --> 00:06:56,716 I found out that Diana is getting her funding 191 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,449 from an Australian holding company. 192 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:01,051 Were you able to find a name? 193 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,096 Andrew, I need you to find out 194 00:07:07,097 --> 00:07:09,999 everything you can about Diana Payne. 195 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,502 I'll tell you, Dorota, 196 00:07:12,503 --> 00:07:14,534 for the first time in a long time, 197 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:17,006 I feel as if all is right in the universe. 198 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:18,909 Not the dior! 199 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,441 Wait. 200 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,743 Why did you throw these away? 201 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,945 I haven't read "New York" magazine yet. 202 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,679 It's too much clutter. It clutter your brain. 203 00:07:31,882 --> 00:07:34,884 You sure you want to read, miss Blair? 204 00:07:34,885 --> 00:07:38,087 There are some bad things about friends in there. 205 00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:39,689 Don't you know me at all? 206 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,190 I love reading bad things about my friends. 207 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:44,063 It's the only thing that makes me feel better about myself. 208 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,165 (Scoffs) 209 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,167 Dan made the approval matrix? 210 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,500 In the highbrow/brilliant box? 211 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:52,001 "Dan Humphrey writing a new book... 212 00:07:52,002 --> 00:07:54,073 One that isn't a cheap sequel to 'inside.'" 213 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,775 that's brilliant? 214 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,849 I mean, I'm surprised he made the magazine at all, but... 215 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,813 He's highbrow and I'm lowbrow 216 00:08:03,814 --> 00:08:06,957 "for being married for less time than Kim Kardashian"? 217 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:11,661 I was so wrong, Dorota. All is not right in the universe. 218 00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:12,892 The universe is totally upended, 219 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,664 and we must right it immediately. 220 00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:16,065 And how we plan to do that? 221 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:19,870 I must become as highbrow as Dan this instant. 222 00:08:23,934 --> 00:08:26,275 (Cell phone rings) 223 00:08:26,276 --> 00:08:27,977 (Beep) 224 00:08:27,978 --> 00:08:29,138 Hello, sweetie. 225 00:08:29,139 --> 00:08:31,240 Hey, dad. I-I think I need your help. 226 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:32,542 For you, anything. 227 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:33,983 What's going on? 228 00:08:33,984 --> 00:08:35,084 Word got out about all of our family drama 229 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:36,786 over grandma's inheritance, 230 00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:38,187 and now mom wants to have a big dinner tonight 231 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:40,620 and... and invite the press to try to fix it. 232 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,121 I don't know. 233 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,893 I just don't think that's the right way to handle it. 234 00:08:43,894 --> 00:08:45,254 This is just your mother's process. 235 00:08:45,255 --> 00:08:46,596 She needs to make sure 236 00:08:46,597 --> 00:08:47,727 everything looks good on the outside 237 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,999 before she takes care of the inside. 238 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,661 Well, is there any way you can make it? 239 00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:53,663 You've been such a calming presence 240 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:55,635 during all this craziness. 241 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,906 And Carol is gonna be there, 242 00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:58,838 which usually only adds to the conflict. 243 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,570 I wish I could, sweetie, 244 00:09:00,571 --> 00:09:03,272 but there's no way I can get into town on such short notice. 245 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:04,814 But don't worry. 246 00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:06,075 I promise you, everything is gonna be just fine. 247 00:09:06,076 --> 00:09:09,078 Okay. Well, thank you anyway. 248 00:09:09,079 --> 00:09:10,219 I love you, dad. 249 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,721 Love you, too, angel. 250 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:12,983 Bye. 251 00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:15,785 I've always been a daddy's girl, 252 00:09:15,786 --> 00:09:18,628 but sometimes the problem with fathers... 253 00:09:18,629 --> 00:09:21,861 Sorry about that. Now where were we? 254 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,192 I think you were about to tell me 255 00:09:23,193 --> 00:09:26,095 how you found out that you're my dad. 256 00:09:26,096 --> 00:09:30,240 Is that they can be real sons of bitches. 257 00:09:41,752 --> 00:09:43,252 How am I supposed to be okay with this? 258 00:09:43,253 --> 00:09:46,956 My mom knowingly kept me from you all these years. 259 00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:51,120 It may sound crazy, but I think in her... own way, 260 00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:53,092 she was just trying to protect everyone. 261 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,323 Well, she still should've told me about it, 262 00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:55,925 and then it could've been up to you and me 263 00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:57,627 what kind of relationship we wanted to have. 264 00:09:57,628 --> 00:10:00,670 I know in your mind you think we lost a lot of good years, 265 00:10:00,671 --> 00:10:02,101 but... 266 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,773 The truth is, 267 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:06,105 I was a lousy dad to Serena and Eric. 268 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,337 I think I finally learned from my mistakes. 269 00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:11,310 So instead of looking back and cursing your mother, 270 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:15,845 how about we focus on what we can have moving forward? 271 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:18,848 ♫♫♫ 272 00:10:18,849 --> 00:10:23,192 Now your mom told me not to tell anybody about us, 273 00:10:23,193 --> 00:10:24,824 but... 274 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,797 If you'd like everyone to know the truth, 275 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,628 it's fine by me. 276 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,401 I think it would be best if we didn't tell the family just yet. 277 00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:34,133 I won't say a word. 278 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,837 Okay. 279 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:42,072 (Knock on door) 280 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,174 Have you heard the good news? 281 00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:48,177 A judge invalidated my mother's will, 282 00:10:48,178 --> 00:10:51,751 so we can now finally put all this drama behind us. 283 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,154 Now where are the champagne flutes? 284 00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:59,158 Uh, lil... Why are you here? 285 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,761 Well, because we're having a celebratory dinner 286 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,763 tonight at our place, just the family, 287 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,295 and I want you to come. 288 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:11,070 I'm sorry you're upset with me, 289 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,102 but I think it's time we put our petty fighting behind us 290 00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:14,173 and move on. 291 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,674 What do you say? 292 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,676 I'd say that doesn't sound like a real apology. 293 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,949 Well, I'm not sure I'm the one who needs to apologize. 294 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,310 Oh, you think I am? For what? 295 00:11:21,311 --> 00:11:24,683 Taking Ivy's side, paying her way behind my back? 296 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,315 She was basically homeless. 297 00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:29,058 That's because the home she'd been living in was mine. 298 00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:30,790 That's exactly right, lil. 299 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,063 It was yours, not ours. 300 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:35,825 Do you see what we're doing here, 301 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:37,827 all this fighting and finger pointing? 302 00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:38,928 I thought we were in this together, 303 00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:40,329 but you do whatever you feel like. 304 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,931 Well, I could say the same thing about you. 305 00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:43,973 This isn't how a marriage is supposed to be. 306 00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:46,305 Who's wrong? Who's right? It doesn't matter. 307 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,337 What matters is that we're in a partnership. 308 00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,109 I couldn't agree more. 309 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,841 Then how about you give me a call 310 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:54,915 when you're ready to be a partner again? 311 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:02,152 (Indistinct conversations) 312 00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:06,495 Wow. That must've been one quick jet you took 313 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:08,798 to get you back to New York already. 314 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:10,830 Serena. Hello. 315 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,102 Do you wanna explain why you lied to me 316 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,905 or why you were hanging out with Lola? 317 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:20,139 If you must know, I... (Sighs) 318 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,441 Bonded with my niece at Cece's wake. 319 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:26,115 She's been a bit lonely with all this stuff with her mother. 320 00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:28,077 I'm just... Trying to be there for her. 321 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,248 But that still doesn't explain 322 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,381 why you told me you weren't in town. 323 00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:35,154 I'm sorry. 324 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,856 It's just, you invited me to a family dinner, 325 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,258 and I heard rumors that Lily and Rufus are having problems. 326 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,191 As you know, my presence tends to be 327 00:12:42,192 --> 00:12:45,094 the opposite of helpful around the two of them. 328 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,036 Uh... 329 00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:49,038 I never should've lied to you. 330 00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:51,201 I-I didn't know what else to say. 331 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:54,103 Well, if you wanna make it up to me, 332 00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:56,146 why don't you come to dinner tonight? 333 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,878 Please? I'm not gonna take "no" for an answer, 334 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,250 so just say "yes," dad. For me? 335 00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:03,152 You convinced me. 336 00:13:03,153 --> 00:13:05,014 Thank you. 337 00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:07,386 You know, I'm... I'm gonna invite Lola, too. 338 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,219 I'll see you at mom's at 8:00, okay? 339 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,791 Great. 340 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,427 Yeah, I appreciate that. Thanks. 341 00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:20,029 Were you able to reach Jack? 342 00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:21,971 No. Apparently, he's taken a leave of absence 343 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,232 from bass Australia, 344 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,034 and no one seems to know where he is. 345 00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,076 Of course, they say that's rather normal for Jack. 346 00:13:27,077 --> 00:13:29,438 Well, you have a visitor. Want me to let her in? 347 00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:30,539 Yeah, sure. Thanks, Amy. 348 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,342 (Telephone rings in distance) 349 00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:36,445 Nate, hi. 350 00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:37,917 Lola, hey. 351 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,919 I just recently gained insight 352 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,290 into how painful it must've been 353 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,292 for Chuck to find out that Diana was his mom. 354 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:47,456 And I'm just really sorry for the role I played in that. 355 00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:49,558 Oh, yeah, well, thanks for that. 356 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:51,230 But... why? What happened to you? 357 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,202 My father finally came forward, 358 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:56,605 and, um, I just spent the morning with him. 359 00:13:56,606 --> 00:14:00,069 So I really needed someone to talk to. 360 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,941 Well, I'm glad you came to me. Believe it or not, 361 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,372 I went through the same thing with Chuck 362 00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:06,015 when he thought he found his mother a couple years ago. 363 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:09,248 Another woman besides Diana? 364 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,120 Yeah, but it turned out none of it was true. 365 00:14:11,121 --> 00:14:14,523 It was just all this big lie orchestrated by his, um... 366 00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:17,027 Orchestrated by his uncle Jack. 367 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,289 Hey, Lola, I'm... I'm really sorry, 368 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,961 but I can talk more about this later. 369 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,432 I've just gotta deal with something right now. 370 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,364 Are you gonna be okay? 371 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,137 Thanks. 372 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,869 Hey, Amy, would you give me Andrew Tyler? 373 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,142 And if you can't reach him, see if you can find any information 374 00:14:33,143 --> 00:14:35,375 online about a woman named Elizabeth Fisher. 375 00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:40,280 (Sleigh bells' "end of the line" playing) 376 00:14:42,412 --> 00:14:44,653 ♫ the nightmare lies in the morning ♫ 377 00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:46,315 ♫ when the birds are bleeding ♫ 378 00:14:46,316 --> 00:14:48,487 So as I was cleaning out my closet this morning, 379 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,419 I suddenly had a brilliant... 380 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,121 And highbrow. 381 00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:55,124 Thank you, Dorota. A brilliant and extremely highbrow idea. 382 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,127 Such a shame to have all these beautiful accessories 383 00:14:58,128 --> 00:14:59,668 that are hidden from the world 384 00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:01,200 the vast majority of the time. 385 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,632 So I decided to allow F.I.T. To exhibit 386 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,674 my shoe and handbag collection. 387 00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:07,536 This is the purse I brought to prom, 388 00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:09,238 and, of course, 389 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:10,609 that is the shoe that Louis brought back to me from Paris 390 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,142 in the beginning of our storybook romance. 391 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,985 Which ended even more famously than it began, didn't it? 392 00:15:15,986 --> 00:15:18,547 Maybe if you were still a Princess, I'd bite, 393 00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:20,950 but since you're no longer royalty... 394 00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:22,151 She still royalty to me. 395 00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:23,922 Down, Dorota. It's okay. 396 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,294 Also, it's far too similar 397 00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:27,957 to an exhibit we already did with Daphne guinness. 398 00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:29,959 Perhaps another time. 399 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,461 ♫ End of the line, of the line ♫ 400 00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:35,304 ♫ so good-bye, good-bye ♫ 401 00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:36,365 Who was that guy? 402 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:37,666 Some representative from F.I.T. 403 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,169 More like similar word, but spelled "s"... 404 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,941 It doesn't matter. How was the meeting with your publicist? 405 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,443 They just wanted to see me in person 406 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,645 so they could tell me I'm one of the five people nominated 407 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,247 for the New York public library's 408 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,379 2012 young lions fiction award. 409 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,151 And there's a cocktail reception tonight 410 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,023 where they're honoring the nominees. 411 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:56,385 I was wondering if, uh, if you would be my date. 412 00:15:56,386 --> 00:15:58,387 Well, of course. 413 00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:01,330 I can't wait to be there to honor you, 414 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:02,591 my boyfriend, 415 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:05,134 who's doing such highbrow, brilliant things. 416 00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:07,736 In fact, I'm gonna buy a new dress since clearly 417 00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:10,299 nothing is worthwhile in my entire collection. 418 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,071 (Chuckles) Okay, but it's a cocktail party. 419 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,342 You can keep it casual. 420 00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:14,973 Despite what F.I.T. Believes, 421 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,975 I think I know how to dress myself for an evening out, 422 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,208 thank you very much. 423 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:20,150 ♫ Good-bye ♫ 424 00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:22,151 Hey! Have you seen Lola? 425 00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:23,752 I just saw on "gossip girl" that she was here. 426 00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:25,054 Oh, you just missed her. 427 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:27,186 Oh. I just left her a message 428 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,088 inviting her to this family dinner tonight, 429 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,519 but I really wanted to make up with her in person 430 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,620 after our tiff last week. 431 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:33,222 Oh, I'm glad. 432 00:16:33,223 --> 00:16:34,593 Lola could really use some friends right about now. 433 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,565 She's just going through some things, you know? 434 00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:38,097 Unrelated to you, but... 435 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,698 Really? Everything okay? 436 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,430 She just met her father for the first time today. 437 00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,032 She spent the morning with him. I think the whole experience 438 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,633 just kind of threw her for a loop, you know? 439 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,305 She spent the morning with her father? 440 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,676 Yeah. 441 00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:49,108 Nate, no word from Andrew yet, but I think I found 442 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,539 that phone number your were asking for. 443 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,311 Ah. Thanks, Amy. 444 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,782 Listen, Serena, I really need to go deal with this. Excuse me. 445 00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:56,315 Lily may have wanted the perfect nuclear family, 446 00:16:56,316 --> 00:17:00,290 but this bomb is going to start a war. 447 00:17:05,155 --> 00:17:08,527 ♫♫♫ 448 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,499 How's this for tonight's speech? 449 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,101 "I learned many things writing this book. 450 00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:14,103 "Number one... Don't exploit your friends. 451 00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:16,235 "Number two... if you are going to exploit your friends, 452 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,767 uh, you... you should probably tell them about it first." 453 00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:20,369 I can do better than this. 454 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,141 You know, I'd be happy to accompany you to the event 455 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,812 as your proud father, if you want me to. 456 00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:25,644 Okay, what's going on, dad? 457 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,276 You haven't wanted to spend this much time with me 458 00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:29,078 since I wrote a term paper 459 00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:31,049 on British punk rock and the subculture of scorn. 460 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,421 All right, you got me. 461 00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:34,423 Lily invited me to this big family dinner tonight, 462 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:37,256 and I'm not sure if I wanna go. 463 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,757 (Chuckles) 464 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,290 Well, do I need to remind you that Lily's still your wife? 465 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,661 Don't tell me you're on her side. 466 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,163 No, I'm not on any side. 467 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,834 But you gave me some very good advice recently 468 00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:49,298 on the importance of equality in a relationship. 469 00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:52,541 And if Lily is taking steps to make things better, 470 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:55,404 how can you not at least try to do the same? 471 00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:58,408 That's all. 472 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,783 Oh, hi. 473 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,285 Mom, I know you wanna have 474 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,217 this great family dinner here tonight, 475 00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:08,457 but you have to cancel. 476 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,089 Why? What happened? 477 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,791 (Sighs) I just... 478 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,323 I just found out 479 00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:16,396 that Lola's not my cousin, but she's my sister. 480 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,598 Which means dad was having an affair with Carol 481 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,130 while you were still married. 482 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:22,531 How did you hear this? 483 00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:24,603 Well, dad lied to me about being out of town, 484 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,476 and then I saw him with Lola. And... and then Nate just told me 485 00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:29,538 that Lola spent the morning with her father. 486 00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:31,780 Well, there still could be some other explanation. 487 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:35,444 No, no, this is the explanation. It explains everything... 488 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:38,387 Carol hiding Lola from us, hiring Ivy to be her. 489 00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:41,751 You know in your heart that this is the truth. 490 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,424 Serena... 491 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,327 Your father and I divorced for many reasons. 492 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,160 His philandering was just one of them. 493 00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:54,533 Nonetheless, we need to handle our present problems 494 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,135 before we start digging into past ones. 495 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,139 Are either one of them aware that we know their secret? 496 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,242 Okay, then let's keep it that way 497 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,374 until after the reporter leaves and dinner is over. 498 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,916 And then I'll sit down with your father and Carol alone 499 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,350 and calmly sort through this in a mature manner. 500 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,383 I want you to put this out of your mind, 501 00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:18,227 plaster on your best happy face, and go get ready for the party. 502 00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:19,928 Will you do that for me? 503 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:22,492 If that's what you want. 504 00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:29,239 I'll see you in a few hours. 505 00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,180 (Beep) 506 00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:44,513 Hi. This is Lily. 507 00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:45,884 I know I'm probably the last person 508 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,257 you wanna talk to right now, 509 00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:52,422 but I have a partnership proposition for you. 510 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,266 (Beep) 511 00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:57,396 I'm sorry to leave all this 512 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,627 on your answering machine, Elizabeth. 513 00:19:58,628 --> 00:19:59,968 I just really need your help. 514 00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:01,600 I mean, if you have any proof whatsoever 515 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,273 that you are in fact Chuck's real mother, 516 00:20:04,274 --> 00:20:06,275 and if you care about him even a little bit, 517 00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:07,836 now would be the time to come forward. 518 00:20:07,837 --> 00:20:10,979 Feel free to contact me anytime, day or night. 519 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,441 Thank you very much. 520 00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:13,313 (Beep) 521 00:20:13,314 --> 00:20:14,543 What'd you find out? 522 00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:16,715 That the first record of our "Diana Payne" 523 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,317 was three years ago. 524 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,988 Before that, it's like she didn't even exist. 525 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:21,850 So if Diana Payne's not her real name, 526 00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:25,325 how do we ever find out her story? 527 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,330 How do I look? 528 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,302 Suspicious. 529 00:20:32,303 --> 00:20:34,333 You heard Mr. Humphrey. 530 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,865 Why you dressed so fancy for casual book party? 531 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:40,309 Ah, guess the opera gloves may be a bit much. 532 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:43,842 I smell a scheme when I see one. What's going on? 533 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,714 It is very simple, Dorota. 534 00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:46,915 After carefully studying 535 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,477 back issues of "New York" magazine, 536 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:51,019 I realized that I don't aspire to be anything like 537 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,422 the highbrow/brilliant people at all. 538 00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,324 They're all boring doctors curing diseases 539 00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:57,526 and lame philanthropists trying to save the world. 540 00:20:57,527 --> 00:20:59,428 Who wants to be on that list? 541 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:02,331 But Mr. Dan's not lame. 542 00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:05,864 Fine. He is the exception to the rule. 543 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,736 But my point is... 544 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,738 Highbrow/despicable. 545 00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:10,939 That's where you find 546 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,401 the headline makers having all the fun. 547 00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:14,303 Gwyneth, Victoria Beckham, mayor bloomberg... 548 00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:16,705 Those are my people, Dorota, 549 00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:19,308 and it is time that I become one of them again. 550 00:21:19,309 --> 00:21:22,411 Now I have written a list of talking points 551 00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:24,613 for when the press calls later this evening. 552 00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:29,017 "Do say Blair is generous and impulsive. 553 00:21:29,018 --> 00:21:32,661 Don't say any of this was premeditated." 554 00:21:32,662 --> 00:21:35,964 You going to steal Mr. Dan's spotlight on big night, 555 00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:37,065 aren't you? 556 00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:39,428 That would be merely despicable. 557 00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:41,370 But if I do it while performing 558 00:21:41,371 --> 00:21:43,932 an incredibly honorable and magnanimous deed, 559 00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:47,377 then it's highbrow/despicable. 560 00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:52,381 So I was, uh, thinking about what we talked about earlier, 561 00:21:52,382 --> 00:21:54,413 and I decided that as your husband, 562 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,084 I'd like to come and support you this evening. 563 00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:57,816 Oh, that's very sweet of you Rufus, 564 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,849 but unfortunately, dinner's been canceled. 565 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:02,751 I'll call you later. 566 00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:04,793 (Beep) 567 00:22:04,794 --> 00:22:05,895 (Beep) 568 00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:08,857 All right, you got me here. 569 00:22:08,858 --> 00:22:10,729 Now what kind of a "partnership proposition" 570 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,632 did you have in mind? 571 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:31,720 (Indistinct conversations) 572 00:22:31,721 --> 00:22:32,881 (Sighs) 573 00:22:32,882 --> 00:22:34,052 I can work with this. 574 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,984 (Chuckles) You can work with what? 575 00:22:35,985 --> 00:22:38,056 Take my coat, will you? 576 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,128 Uh... you look beautiful, 577 00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:42,360 but I did tell you this was casual, right? 578 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,362 This is casual. 579 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,465 Be right back. 580 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,668 ♫♫♫ 581 00:22:58,948 --> 00:23:02,080 ♫ nothing happened ♫ 582 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:05,554 ♫ no, nothing ♫ 583 00:23:05,555 --> 00:23:08,717 Dorota, why isn't anything posted on "gossip girl" yet? 584 00:23:08,718 --> 00:23:12,421 I don't know. I sent in tip about how your elie saab couture 585 00:23:12,422 --> 00:23:15,824 upstages stodgy lions ten minutes ago, 586 00:23:15,825 --> 00:23:16,925 just like you said. 587 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:18,096 Well, it isn't working. 588 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,469 No one's paying any attention to me. 589 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:22,000 Hey. How you doing? I'm Dan Humphrey. 590 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,532 (Speaks indistinctly) 591 00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,504 It looks like I'm going to shift into phase two 592 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,675 earlier than I thought. 593 00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:28,637 (Man) On modern class distinctions 594 00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:32,641 and the near ritualistic social mores of the Upper East Side. 595 00:23:32,642 --> 00:23:35,183 It was almost austenian in nature. 596 00:23:35,184 --> 00:23:36,845 Or Waldorf-Ian... 597 00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:39,688 (Chuckles) Being as that I was his muse and inspiration. 598 00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:42,791 And hi. I'm Blair Waldorf. 599 00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:44,092 Hi. Blair Waldorf. 600 00:23:44,093 --> 00:23:46,626 Hi. Blair Waldorf. Hi. Mm. 601 00:23:48,057 --> 00:23:50,199 (Lock beeps) 602 00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:55,033 Victor, I really appreciate you doing this for me. 603 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,606 The empire just isn't the same without you, man. 604 00:23:57,607 --> 00:23:58,737 Well, I might be back there very soon 605 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,438 if anyone finds out what I just did. 606 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,613 Well, I'll be super quick, I promise. 607 00:24:04,674 --> 00:24:07,175 (Sighs) All right, Diana. 608 00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:09,478 Reveal yourself. 609 00:24:09,479 --> 00:24:12,582 (Anya Marina's "body knows best" playing) 610 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,832 ♫ your mind won't rest, put you to the test ♫ 611 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:27,095 ♫ body knows better, any kind of weather ♫ 612 00:24:27,096 --> 00:24:28,937 Well, I really appreciate the invitation. 613 00:24:28,938 --> 00:24:30,999 Yes, of course. I think it's very important 614 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,572 for you to see firsthand all this infighting over money 615 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:37,506 has been just so wildly exaggerated by the press. 616 00:24:37,507 --> 00:24:40,078 You can understand how to an outside eye... 617 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,811 Oh, nonsense. The truth is, one bad egg 618 00:24:42,812 --> 00:24:44,953 threatened to tear the whole family apart. 619 00:24:44,954 --> 00:24:47,986 But as you'll see this evening, I would never let that happen. 620 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,820 I'm, um, sorry that my husband won't be in attendance, 621 00:24:51,821 --> 00:24:55,493 but he's feeling a little under the weather. Excuse me. 622 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,596 Are you all right? Because this isn't exactly 623 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,768 the happy face that we talked about earlier. 624 00:24:59,769 --> 00:25:02,601 I just still feel a little weird about tonight. 625 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,802 Is it too late to cancel? 626 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,975 Darling, it is already happening. 627 00:25:06,976 --> 00:25:08,276 Oh, Carol! 628 00:25:08,277 --> 00:25:11,580 Looking just as great as ever. 629 00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:12,511 Hi. 630 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,912 Hi. Uh, Carol, this is 631 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,744 David Patrick Columbia of the New York social diary. 632 00:25:15,745 --> 00:25:16,745 Hi! 633 00:25:16,746 --> 00:25:17,687 Nice to meet you. 634 00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:18,847 ♫ Know I'm right ♫ 635 00:25:18,848 --> 00:25:22,121 ♫ you gotta keep it on the side ♫ 636 00:25:24,253 --> 00:25:25,724 ♫ so tight ♫ 637 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:29,798 ♫ you gotta lay it on the side ♫ 638 00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:32,060 If you wanted to see my underwear, 639 00:25:32,061 --> 00:25:34,062 all you had to do was ask. 640 00:25:34,063 --> 00:25:35,303 ♫ Who's right? ♫ 641 00:25:35,304 --> 00:25:38,637 ♫ Who's right? ♫ 642 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,169 Are you just gonna stand there, staring at me, 643 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:42,540 or would you like to tell me 644 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,874 why you've broken into my hotel room? 645 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,545 (Sighs deeply) 646 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,977 If you must know, I was... 647 00:25:48,978 --> 00:25:50,148 ♫ the body knows best ♫ 648 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,651 Looking for something for you to wear. 649 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,052 ♫ The mind is a tether ♫ 650 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,955 The truth is, I've just been... 651 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,787 Thinking about your call today. 652 00:25:58,788 --> 00:26:00,558 I'm listening. 653 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,662 Our chemistry is clearly undeniable. 654 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:04,793 Mm. 655 00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:05,834 And... (Sighs) 656 00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:09,067 I'm just tired of fighting it. 657 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:12,040 So... I'm not going to anymore. 658 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:14,903 ♫ Who's right? ♫ 659 00:26:14,904 --> 00:26:18,677 ♫ All that time putting up a fight ♫ 660 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,809 ♫ how we wrestle in the night ♫ 661 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:21,910 Mmm! 662 00:26:21,911 --> 00:26:23,653 ♫ Oh, who's right? ♫ 663 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,760 Good evening, Carol. 664 00:26:31,761 --> 00:26:33,161 How are you? 665 00:26:33,162 --> 00:26:35,293 You can breathe easier now, William. 666 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:37,696 Since I've gotten half of my mother's estate, 667 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:40,268 you're no longer in danger of losing everything anymore. 668 00:26:40,269 --> 00:26:41,970 And our little secret? 669 00:26:41,971 --> 00:26:45,233 I see no reason to tell anyone else. How about you? 670 00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:47,105 Hello, sweetheart. 671 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,807 You're looking lovely as ever. 672 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,909 Oh, thank you. I get it from my mom. (Chuckles) 673 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:53,111 Wow! Look who's here. Can you believe it? 674 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,043 All of us together in the same room, 675 00:26:55,044 --> 00:26:57,615 one big happy family. 676 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,849 Well, now that our final guest has arrived, 677 00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:04,794 if you'll follow me, I know we're in for quite a meal. 678 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,960 (Amplified voice) Next up to say a few words about his book 679 00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:15,734 and tell us what the young lions means to him... 680 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,737 Dan Humphrey. 681 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,810 (Amplified voice) Thank you, Deborah. 682 00:27:21,811 --> 00:27:23,942 Your brilliant short stories inspire me to write better... 683 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,944 And get to the point quicker. 684 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,175 (Audience chuckles) 685 00:27:27,176 --> 00:27:29,247 I believe it was Hemingway who once said... 686 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,418 (Amplified voice) What... 687 00:27:30,419 --> 00:27:32,921 A wonderful introduction, Dan. 688 00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:36,054 I truly could not tell you how moved I was 689 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,727 by all the touching things you wrote about me in "inside." 690 00:27:38,728 --> 00:27:42,961 A book can only be read by people who know how to read it. 691 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,333 Otherwise, it is nothing more than a paperweight 692 00:27:45,334 --> 00:27:47,295 or a doorstop. (Laughs) 693 00:27:47,296 --> 00:27:50,098 Which is why I, Blair Waldorf, 694 00:27:50,099 --> 00:27:51,439 have decided to provide an endowment 695 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,141 to the young lions fund 696 00:27:53,142 --> 00:27:55,043 to help with children's literacy, 697 00:27:55,044 --> 00:27:57,776 so that all the despicable new yorkers our there like me 698 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:01,049 can one day grow up to read "inside" themselves. 699 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:03,111 However, as always, 700 00:28:03,112 --> 00:28:05,183 I prefer to remain anonymous. 701 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:08,056 So a toast to Dan. 702 00:28:08,057 --> 00:28:09,187 And to literacy. 703 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,789 And to me... 704 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:11,920 Anonymously. 705 00:28:11,921 --> 00:28:14,423 Cheers? 706 00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:17,425 Well, in the spirit of the evening, 707 00:28:17,426 --> 00:28:20,328 I've decided to serve tonight's meal family style. 708 00:28:20,329 --> 00:28:23,701 Mom, this is so unlike you. You hate anything family style. 709 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:28,206 Yes, well, I've since realized how important sharing is 710 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,208 to the family dynamic. Us Van Der woodsens 711 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,340 share more than you could possibly imagine. 712 00:28:32,341 --> 00:28:34,082 Yeah, like when you used to steal my leg warmers 713 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:35,443 when we were teenagers. 714 00:28:35,444 --> 00:28:38,817 Yes, just like that, or when you stole my husband 715 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,821 and decided to have a baby with him behind my back. 716 00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:44,793 Oh, my god. 717 00:28:44,794 --> 00:28:46,955 (Serena) Mom, why are you doing this now? 718 00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:48,997 Okay, I think David's seen enough family bonding 719 00:28:48,998 --> 00:28:50,298 for one evening. 720 00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:51,860 No, please, Serena, let him stay. 721 00:28:51,861 --> 00:28:54,302 I don't want there to be any more secrets. 722 00:28:54,303 --> 00:28:55,303 Why did you tell Lily? 723 00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:56,905 I never said a word. 724 00:28:56,906 --> 00:28:58,306 Lola was never supposed to know about this. 725 00:28:58,307 --> 00:28:59,868 Well, maybe if you didn't want me to know, 726 00:28:59,869 --> 00:29:01,369 you shouldn't have tried to blackmail him. 727 00:29:01,370 --> 00:29:03,471 And if it wasn't bad enough that you slept with my husband 728 00:29:03,472 --> 00:29:06,875 all those years ago and left your daughter 729 00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:08,446 in the dark about her father's identity, 730 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,780 then you send an imposter into my home to get money. 731 00:29:11,781 --> 00:29:14,252 You know what? I don't need to listen to this any longer. 732 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,984 I got what I came here for... 733 00:29:15,985 --> 00:29:18,226 My half of the inheritance, 734 00:29:18,227 --> 00:29:19,988 and I'm leaving. 735 00:29:19,989 --> 00:29:22,431 It's not exactly that easy. Gentlemen? 736 00:29:26,435 --> 00:29:28,536 What's going on? 737 00:29:28,537 --> 00:29:29,998 You're being arrested for fraud. 738 00:29:29,999 --> 00:29:32,140 Ivy is the one who committed fraud, not me. 739 00:29:32,141 --> 00:29:33,471 Yes, well, you're the one that put her up to it, 740 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,403 so that kinda makes you the mastermind 741 00:29:35,404 --> 00:29:37,105 behind the whole thing. 742 00:29:37,106 --> 00:29:38,546 Well, unfortunately for you, 743 00:29:38,547 --> 00:29:40,548 Ivy would never admit that to anyone. 744 00:29:40,549 --> 00:29:44,012 Otherwise, she would incriminate herself in the process. 745 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:45,013 Ivy? 746 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:46,314 (Footsteps approach) 747 00:29:46,315 --> 00:29:49,287 Actually, I've already given my statement, 748 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,960 and in exchange for ratting you out, 749 00:29:51,961 --> 00:29:53,963 I got off scot-free. 750 00:29:57,927 --> 00:29:59,898 Uh-oh, Carol. 751 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,870 Dinner's over, and it looks like 752 00:30:01,871 --> 00:30:05,104 Ivy just served you your last supper. 753 00:30:10,439 --> 00:30:11,840 It's hurting me, too. 754 00:30:11,841 --> 00:30:13,111 Your mother deserves to be punished. 755 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,312 She defrauded all of us, 756 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,813 and we should have done this months ago. 757 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:16,945 You know, don't listen to her, Lola. 758 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:18,486 This has nothing to do with fraud. 759 00:30:18,487 --> 00:30:20,388 This is all because I slept with her husband two decades ago. 760 00:30:20,389 --> 00:30:22,220 But here's the thing, Lily. 761 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:25,423 I never would have been with William in the first place 762 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:28,096 if he were happy with you. 763 00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:29,397 One tip... 764 00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:30,498 If you want things to go smoothly in the jail, 765 00:30:30,499 --> 00:30:32,160 put her in solitary. 766 00:30:32,161 --> 00:30:35,303 You know, maybe my mom was right keeping me from you 767 00:30:35,304 --> 00:30:36,834 all these years, 768 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,106 because the truth hasn't helped anybody. 769 00:30:38,107 --> 00:30:40,068 Lola, wait. 770 00:30:40,069 --> 00:30:42,871 Let me take you home. You know I never meant 771 00:30:42,872 --> 00:30:44,372 for any of this to happen, right? 772 00:30:44,373 --> 00:30:45,944 Oh, wow, what's next? 773 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,018 You gonna walk her down the aisle? (Scoffs) 774 00:30:59,628 --> 00:31:02,260 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where are you going? 775 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,262 They haven't even handed out the certificates 776 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,633 to the nominees yet. 777 00:31:05,634 --> 00:31:07,035 Did you really feel the need to steal the spotlight 778 00:31:07,036 --> 00:31:08,566 from me tonight because I was above you 779 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,099 on the... on the back page of some magazine? 780 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,571 No, that's ridiculous. 781 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:15,273 Is it? 'Cause you said in your speech 782 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,644 something about me being "brilliant and highbrow," 783 00:31:16,645 --> 00:31:18,206 and if it's about that, 784 00:31:18,207 --> 00:31:20,008 it's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think? 785 00:31:20,009 --> 00:31:23,011 I mean, you know none of that stuff means anything to me. 786 00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:24,212 Well, it means something to me, 787 00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:26,054 and it isn't just about the magazine. 788 00:31:26,055 --> 00:31:29,487 I don't wanna live in someone else's shadow anymore. 789 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:30,919 I did it the whole year I was with Louis, 790 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,962 and then with Chuck before that. 791 00:31:33,963 --> 00:31:36,925 I'm sick of being behind the scenes in a relationship. 792 00:31:36,926 --> 00:31:38,296 You're not behind-the-scenes with me. 793 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:41,629 That's what I love about us. We are equals in this. 794 00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:43,271 Well, that's not how I feel, 795 00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:45,503 and it's clearly not how other people view me. 796 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:48,036 Maybe you are so focused on how everyone else perceives you, 797 00:31:48,037 --> 00:31:50,438 that you no longer know who you are. 798 00:31:50,439 --> 00:31:52,080 And that's too bad, 799 00:31:52,081 --> 00:31:54,143 'cause if you could only see what I see... 800 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:11,099 Mm. Is it safe to assume that you're ready to, um, 801 00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:12,961 resume our relationship again? 802 00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:14,932 What do you say we go downstairs and grab a drink together 803 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:19,167 and continue exploring our options? 804 00:32:19,168 --> 00:32:21,710 Mwah. Okay. 805 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:27,315 (Sighs) 806 00:32:27,316 --> 00:32:28,947 (Door closes) 807 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:38,326 Actually, Diana, I, um, just got a text from Chuck. 808 00:32:38,327 --> 00:32:43,131 He's back home, and he's, um, wondering where I am. 809 00:32:43,132 --> 00:32:47,965 So if I could just take a rain check on that drink, 810 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,468 then I'll just see you at the office. 811 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,540 Wait a minute! 812 00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:55,344 (Door opens and closes) 813 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,483 (Thunder rumbles) 814 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:09,187 Serena, give me a minute, please. 815 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:12,260 Hey, look... 816 00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:16,295 I'm sorry for not being truthful with you today. 817 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:20,198 And for cheating on your mother all those years ago. 818 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:23,000 That's between you and mom, 819 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:27,405 but you lied to me today to protect Lola. 820 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,507 You left me when I was 4 years old, 821 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,079 and when I tracked you down... 822 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,580 (Voice breaking) You wouldn't even see me. 823 00:33:32,581 --> 00:33:36,314 All I ever wanted my whole life was a father, 824 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:37,685 and all you ever did was avoid me, 825 00:33:37,686 --> 00:33:39,187 and then now when you find out about Lola, 826 00:33:39,188 --> 00:33:42,020 you just rush to be by her side. 827 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:50,028 Well, you broke my mom's heart, and now you just broke mine. 828 00:34:00,769 --> 00:34:02,441 (Elevator bell dings) 829 00:34:07,716 --> 00:34:09,117 Rufus. 830 00:34:09,118 --> 00:34:11,048 Don't get up. I'm not gonna be long. 831 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,320 Apparently, you did have a dinner tonight, 832 00:34:12,321 --> 00:34:14,051 or so I read from a newsfeed 833 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,783 about you getting your sister arrested. 834 00:34:15,784 --> 00:34:20,328 Carol hurt this family too badly to just get away with it. 835 00:34:20,329 --> 00:34:22,430 You sound just like your mother. 836 00:34:22,431 --> 00:34:23,791 Well, I'll take that as a compliment. 837 00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:25,663 My mother would have done anything 838 00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:27,495 to preserve our family name. 839 00:34:27,496 --> 00:34:30,098 No matter the consequences to the actual family members, 840 00:34:30,099 --> 00:34:31,299 right? 841 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,841 I'll bet 842 00:34:33,842 --> 00:34:36,744 you even paid off the nurse to testify against Ivy. 843 00:34:36,745 --> 00:34:40,178 You know, I-I thought we'd grown together, 844 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,281 but if this is who you wanna be... 845 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,314 I don't wanna have anything to do with it. 846 00:34:46,315 --> 00:34:49,458 Rufus, are you saying you'd like a divorce? 847 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:54,592 'Cause where exactly are you gonna find 848 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:58,166 some other Upper East Side woman 849 00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:00,228 to take care of you the way I have? 850 00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:02,631 Spoken like a true rhodes. 851 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,674 You just made my decision for us to spend some time apart 852 00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:09,277 that much easier. 853 00:35:09,278 --> 00:35:11,780 So... thank you. 854 00:35:22,751 --> 00:35:27,525 Oh, hey. How was your day? 855 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:30,328 I've decided to delete certain disturbing images 856 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,400 of my mother's past from my mind... 857 00:35:32,401 --> 00:35:34,862 And attempt a relationship with her. 858 00:35:34,863 --> 00:35:36,464 Well, before you two start bonding 859 00:35:36,465 --> 00:35:37,705 and having spa weekends together, 860 00:35:37,706 --> 00:35:39,437 maybe you should see this. 861 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:42,310 Elizabeth Fisher e-mailed me that picture a few minutes ago. 862 00:35:42,311 --> 00:35:45,173 Take a look at the date in the corner. 863 00:35:45,174 --> 00:35:46,544 It's right before you were born. 864 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:49,717 But Diana said Elizabeth couldn't get pregnant. 865 00:35:49,718 --> 00:35:53,321 Well, I guess she lied to you. Jack probably put her up to it. 866 00:35:53,322 --> 00:35:55,253 Jack? What does he have to do with this? 867 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:56,824 Turns out he's the one funding Diana. 868 00:35:56,825 --> 00:35:58,826 He could have paid her to tell you whatever you wanted to hear. 869 00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:04,632 And had her pretend Elizabeth's donated blood was really hers. 870 00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:07,335 But if Elizabeth really is my mother, 871 00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:08,536 then why would she deny being the donor? 872 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:11,770 Something still doesn't add up. 873 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:15,244 (Knock on door) 874 00:36:22,851 --> 00:36:24,912 You were right. 875 00:36:24,913 --> 00:36:28,786 The problem wasn't your success. 876 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,618 It was me. 877 00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:34,292 Somehow between being traded for a hotel 878 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:38,627 and selling out for a tiara, I lost my true self. 879 00:36:40,229 --> 00:36:41,770 But I wanna be found. 880 00:36:43,772 --> 00:36:45,633 Could you possibly help? 881 00:36:45,634 --> 00:36:48,306 I have a feeling that the real Blair Waldorf 882 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:50,778 is a lot closer than you think. 883 00:36:50,779 --> 00:36:52,880 Wasn't all that long ago that she and I 884 00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:55,343 were working side-by-side at "w," 885 00:36:55,344 --> 00:36:57,214 and I totally fell for her. 886 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,318 And what was that girl like? 887 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:04,522 That girl is, uh, fiercely strong, 888 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:08,996 independent, outspoken, beautiful, 889 00:37:08,997 --> 00:37:11,329 capable of anything, and no man or magazine 890 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,401 should be able to take that away from her. 891 00:37:13,402 --> 00:37:14,762 She sounds great. 892 00:37:14,763 --> 00:37:17,004 (Foxes) ♫ in the air, in the air ♫ 893 00:37:17,005 --> 00:37:19,668 I look forward to meeting her again. 894 00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:26,674 ♫ Break the cycle ♫ 895 00:37:26,675 --> 00:37:29,677 ♫ round and round, round and round ♫ 896 00:37:29,678 --> 00:37:32,650 ♫ we go ♫ 897 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,422 (Sighs) 898 00:37:34,423 --> 00:37:36,424 I can't believe Lily did this to me. 899 00:37:36,425 --> 00:37:38,726 Neither can I, but you have to stop thinking about your sister 900 00:37:38,727 --> 00:37:41,789 and start doing what's best for our daughter. 901 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:42,990 With you under arrest, 902 00:37:42,991 --> 00:37:44,362 it's going to be very difficult 903 00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,693 for you to access your money. 904 00:37:45,694 --> 00:37:46,994 If you sign over power of attorney to me, 905 00:37:46,995 --> 00:37:49,637 I give you my word that I'll take care of Lola, 906 00:37:49,638 --> 00:37:51,539 and I will get you the best damn lawyers 907 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:53,301 your mother's inheritance can buy. 908 00:37:53,302 --> 00:37:55,002 You really care about her, don't you? 909 00:37:55,003 --> 00:37:58,376 ♫ Spill over ♫ 910 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:01,309 I just wanna do the right thing. 911 00:38:01,310 --> 00:38:03,611 ♫ Start to swim away ♫ 912 00:38:03,612 --> 00:38:04,812 (Sighs) 913 00:38:04,813 --> 00:38:08,756 ♫ these strange faces ♫ 914 00:38:08,757 --> 00:38:13,060 ♫ it was only yesterday we spoke ♫ 915 00:38:13,061 --> 00:38:14,762 ♫ on the phone ♫ 916 00:38:14,763 --> 00:38:16,394 You did the right thing. 917 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:18,596 Carol never should have put you in this position. 918 00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:19,827 ♫ All those years ago ♫ 919 00:38:19,828 --> 00:38:21,329 (Sighs) 920 00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:24,301 I want you to know I'm not like her. 921 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,534 I might have... Come to New York 922 00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:31,409 because Carol paid me to, but once I met you, 923 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:32,810 the only thing that mattered to me 924 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:36,313 was feeling like I was a part of your family. 925 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,646 So you've said, but there is, um, 926 00:38:38,647 --> 00:38:41,419 nothing to be done about that, is there? 927 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:45,322 I could tear up this check. 928 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,324 Lily, please. 929 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,558 Just let me earn back a place in your heart. 930 00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:52,730 ♫ On the phone ♫ 931 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:54,632 Good-bye, Ivy. 932 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:58,406 ♫ You carry the weight ♫ 933 00:38:58,407 --> 00:39:00,738 ♫ and I take the guilt ♫ 934 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:04,542 ♫ brings me down, brings me down ♫ 935 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:07,014 ♫ to this ♫ 936 00:39:07,015 --> 00:39:11,749 ♫ these strange faces ♫ 937 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,551 ♫ it was only yesterday ♫ 938 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:14,982 (Telephone rings and beeps) 939 00:39:14,983 --> 00:39:16,053 Hello? 940 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,655 (William) I did what you asked. 941 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,056 I'll sign Carol's half of the estate over to you 942 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,057 when I get to the apartment. 943 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,689 Thank you. 944 00:39:21,690 --> 00:39:22,890 We both know she does not deserve that money, 945 00:39:22,891 --> 00:39:24,492 and your getting it away from her 946 00:39:24,493 --> 00:39:26,494 is the least you could do after what I found out 947 00:39:26,495 --> 00:39:28,065 about you two today. 948 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,498 But you are going to take care of Lola, right? 949 00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:31,739 That was our deal. 950 00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:34,502 What kind of a monster do you think I am? 951 00:39:34,503 --> 00:39:36,944 You think just because she's a product 952 00:39:36,945 --> 00:39:39,977 of your extramarital affair that I would punish Lola. 953 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,078 I wouldn't do that. 954 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,010 Why don't I believe you? 955 00:39:43,011 --> 00:39:45,112 See you soon. 956 00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:46,383 (Line disconnects, dial tone) 957 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:50,017 ♫ coming home ♫ 958 00:39:50,018 --> 00:39:51,660 On second thought... 959 00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:56,424 Take me to j.F.K. 960 00:39:56,425 --> 00:40:00,598 ♫ these strange faces ♫ 961 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:03,030 ♫ it was only yesterday ♫ 962 00:40:03,031 --> 00:40:04,432 ♫ we spoke ♫ 963 00:40:04,433 --> 00:40:05,573 What do you want? 964 00:40:05,574 --> 00:40:07,905 I know we've had our ups and downs. 965 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,406 Well, mostly downs. 966 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,740 But... we're sisters now. 967 00:40:12,741 --> 00:40:15,012 Half. What's your point? 968 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:18,015 I don't know a ton about being a sibling, 969 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:21,649 but I have a hunch that uniting against parents 970 00:40:21,650 --> 00:40:23,921 is a pretty major bonding experience. 971 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:27,455 I was thinking the best way for you to get back at your mom 972 00:40:27,456 --> 00:40:30,027 is by helping me get my mom out of jail. 973 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,860 You never really stood a chance of exposing me as gossip girl, 974 00:40:32,861 --> 00:40:36,504 and I'm not really interested in being your sister 975 00:40:36,505 --> 00:40:37,865 all of a sudden. 976 00:40:37,866 --> 00:40:42,069 So please just stay away from me and my family, 977 00:40:42,070 --> 00:40:43,611 okay, sis? 978 00:40:43,612 --> 00:40:45,112 ♫ On the phone, on the phone ♫ 979 00:40:45,113 --> 00:40:46,745 I'll show you out now. 980 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,879 ♫ You carry the weight ♫ 981 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:56,053 ♫ and I take the guilt ♫ 982 00:40:56,054 --> 00:41:00,658 ♫ brings me down, brings me down to this ♫ 983 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:05,593 ♫ these strange faces ♫ 984 00:41:05,594 --> 00:41:07,665 ♫ it was only yesterday ♫ 985 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,967 ♫ we spoke on the phone ♫ 986 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,168 You okay? 987 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,940 The only thing that Diana and Elizabeth 988 00:41:12,941 --> 00:41:15,743 have in common is my uncle Jack. 989 00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:18,676 Take a look at this photo again. 990 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,508 You see the tattoo on the guy's arm? 991 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:21,809 Yeah. So? 992 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,781 So I know that tattoo. 993 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:26,954 ♫ And I'm not coming home ♫ 994 00:41:26,955 --> 00:41:28,085 Check it out. 995 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:31,689 The man in that photo is not my dad. 996 00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:34,221 It's Jack. 997 00:41:34,222 --> 00:41:38,726 What if all this subterfuge over my mother's identity 998 00:41:38,727 --> 00:41:40,928 was actually disguising the real question? 999 00:41:40,929 --> 00:41:44,201 It's not who's my mom. It's who's my dad. 1000 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:48,977 Nate, I think Jack bass is my father.