Gossip girl here... Your one and only source
into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
It's time to pass the gossip girl Baton,
let someone else see if they could outshine me.
(Georgina's voice) "Welcome to your future as gossip girl 3.0.
The power is now in your hands.
So I guess we're cousins.
Up until ten minutes ago, I didn't even know I had a family.
Please tell me we have an offer
that'll at least keep "the spectator" afloat.
Yes, I do know Diana Payne.
You're covering for who really gave me the blood...
Elizabeth.
She didn't want you to know.
(Chuck) You remember the woman with the locket
I had you look for a couple years ago?
Yeah, my mother. I need to find her again.
"As for the rest of my estate,
"I leave to you, Ivy dickens."
I think it would be best if you left.
I was just gonna say the same thing.
This is my apartment now.
You don't have a case. I didn't do anything wrong.
The court will decide that.
In the meantime, your assets will be frozen.
I told Chuck he doesn't have my heart anymore.
I realized it belongs to someone else.
If she defaults on the marriage, the dowry can be reinstated.
I have a way that your family doesn't
have to pay the grimaldis a thing,
and you get your divorce in the process.
Fine.
And who am I?
That's a secret I'll never tell.
You know you love me.
X.o.x.o., gossip girl.
Captioned by closed captioning services, inc.
(The lighthouse and the whaler's "pioneers" playing)
(Gossip girl) Every once in a while,
a life-changing event
will arrive with fanfare and excitement.
Miss Blair.
Package from legal firm of kier, grandineti and booth.
Divorce papers!
Oh, sweet legal freedom!
Thank god. I thought Louis was gonna drag this on forever.
Georgina move fast.
What do you think she do to make happen?
It's best we don't think, Dorota.
Georgina went black ops on this one,
and while I'm sure I'm eventually gonna pay a price
for my plausible deniability,
right now I'm just gonna enjoy the bliss of ignorance.
Which means I can stop avoiding them and call Dan!
Oh! Now we can date outside the confines of the 7-1-8.
We can walk down Madison Avenue hand in hand
without having to worry about Louis changing his mind.
Mm!
In my experience, most turning points in our lives
don't announce themselves.
(Taps keys)
If anything, they tend to creep up quietly...
When we're least expecting them...
♫ your hand on my shoulder ♫
And force us to make a decision that isn't so easy.
♫ I feel like you're a little bit ♫
♫ too far away ♫
♫ and I remember the beginning ♫
♫ how it was with your hands on my shoulder ♫
♫ don't mind, I hope it never ends ♫
(Nate) Any word from Jack or Andrew Tyler yet?
Jack's not returning my calls, and it's been a week,
and Andrew still hasn't been able to track down Elizabeth.
(Sighs) So now that you know she's your mother for sure,
you think you, uh, want a relationship with her?
(Sighs) I haven't decided yet.
And since she's m.I.A., I don't have to.
So in the meantime, I'm gonna head down to the spa
and meet Mandy and micheala from hospitality
and catch a steam. Coming?
Gotta get to the office.
Diana's finally making an appearance today.
Oh. The two of you running "the spectator" again.
Ready for combat?
(Scoffs) There's no reason to think
that we'll have anything to fight about.
She's an investor. I'm still editor in chief.
I'm not worried about it.
I told myself the same thing before my night
with the Australian women's softball team.
That ended up with a fractured rib
and a tattoo of a kangaroo that I didn't know I had for a month.
(Chuckles) All right, listen, Diana and I may have
ended things badly on a personal level.
But professionally, we always worked well together, man.
And what does Lola think about you working with your ex?
(Sighs) I don't know.
I haven't, uh, exactly told her about my past with Diana.
How could she not know?
I mean, you were all over "gossip girl," "page six."
No, Lola has no interest
in the Upper East Side social scene.
But even if she did,
what Diana and I used to be to each other
doesn't matter anymore.
Maybe not to you, but why else would Diana be back?
It can't be for a love of journalism.
Well, I don't know about that,
but once I get the lay of the land with Diana,
I'll tell Lola everything.
Well, you sound like you've got it all figured out.
Just don't be surprised
if you end up with an angry ex-girlfriend
and a tattoo of a kangaroo.
Hey! Congratulations.
Dorota told me it's your first official day as a single woman.
It's true. I am finally freed of the shackles of royal matrimony
and Louis' horrible family.
Well, now that you're ready to rejoin the civilian population,
how do you plan to spend your first day
as plain Blair Waldorf?
Oh. Sure. Yeah, with...
With Dan. I'm...
I know it hasn't been easy, but I am happy for you.
(Cell phone alert chimes)
Ohh. Of course.
A "gossip girl" blast about my divorce coming through.
How does she know everything so fast?
She probably has someone staked out in front of the building.
You know what's strange?
Ever since the real gossip girl's been back,
I've barely been mentioned.
I just... (Sighs)
I wish that there was a way to stay off her radar forever.
Oh, please. It is your destiny to be gossip-worthy.
What?
Tonight, you are modeling a line of lingerie
named after you at kiki de montparnasse.
Gossip girl won't be able to resist.
You're always her number one target.
You don't have any brilliant ideas
how to push me off the top of her list?
So you really want out?
I just... I'm ready to move on with my life,
and I can't do that
with gossip girl tracking my every move.
Well, you need to replace yourself.
Find a new Serena.
Use your influence to anoint her the new "it girl."
Retain control but stay out of the spotlight yourself.
Okay. Well, where do I start?
At the beginning, of course, with the defining moment.
I mean, you didn't really become Serena Van Der Woodsen
until you got naked on that aircraft carrier.
You don't need to make it sound like a porno.
We were on a school trip.
And I wasn't naked. I was wearing a dress.
A white, wet dress.
The photo landed on "gossip girl," and that was it.
It's gonna take a moment like that
to create the next Serena Van Der Woodsen.
Okay, what about you?
Now that you're saying good-bye to being a Princess,
does that mean you're ready to reclaim your crown as queen b.?
(Sighs)
So if it's your mom's sister's family,
that means you gain... What, an aunt? An uncle?
Yeah, and two cousins... Eric and Serena.
Actually, I'd kind of like
to get to know Serena a little bit better, but...
The whole family overnight is kind of a lot.
You can't get to know her unless you spend time together.
Well, so what? I just... Call her up and say,
"hey, we're related. Let's hang out"?
It's so random.
Wow, your mom really screwed you up, didn't she?
Nate.
What are you doing here?
Hey. I'm just on my way to work.
Nate, this is my friend Aidan from back home.
Hey.
We went to acting camp together.
He... he's checking out Julliard.
Uh... I'm gonna grab a paper.
I wanna check out the reviews
for "Peter and the starcatchers."
Okay.
(Sighs) Well, uh, you've never mentioned him before.
Do I sense a little jealousy?
No, Aidan is just a friend.
And besides, he's not my type.
You are.
You wanna play hooky with us?
I would, but I can't.
I got that new investor coming in. I gotta go meet with her.
Oh, that's right. What's her name... Diana Payne?
What do you know about her?
Uh, well, I know she doesn't like it when people are late,
so I gotta run. See you guys later.
That was weird, wasn't it?
I mean, he mentioned that woman and then he just took off.
What are you doing?
Oh, there's this site called "gossip girl."
I'm just gonna see if there's anything about her on there.
(Chirps)
Wow. She is hot.
(Sighs)
So after that,
we have a Cindy sherman exhibit we can check out at the m.O.M.A.
And then tonight, there's a new restaurant that opened...
I-I'm sorry, Dan.
Cindy sherman
and her unflattering self-portraits aside,
it sounds like you planned a perfect day.
But it's going to have to wait.
Well, the royal seal is missing on my divorce papers,
and I don't want to let Louis get me on a technicality.
Uh, well, if it's something that small,
then maybe it could be resolved today.
Oh, I'm sure Louis' lawyers are gone for the day.
The Monegasque work very short hours.
Okay, well, I just want to spend the day with you,
so maybe we could just hang out here?
Oh, uh, Serena's around.
We... we shouldn't rub it in her face.
I'll call you later.
Song lyrics.
Vanya and... and I love karaoke.
Dorota, while your reputation for loyalty is unassailable,
you and I both know something is going on here.
So why don't you just leave the song lyrics on the table
and step out of the room for a moment?
You won't see a thing.
Only because I worry.
Sometimes even the best laid plans
fall apart...
(Man) How's that?
Excellent. Just get the right-hand side down a bit.
(Door creaks)
Hello, darling. Did you miss me?
What the hell are you doing?
You didn't really think
you'd get to keep your office, did you?
Don't worry. You're gonna love your new cubicle.
Or you hit a wall when you were expecting a door.
(Knock on door)
Hey.
Hey, Lola. What's up?
I just found out that new investor in "the spectator"
is Diana Payne, Nate's ex-girlfriend.
He totally lied to me about her.
I don't know what to do. I really like him.
But every now and then, you get lucky
and the universe delivers the perfect solution.
You know what? Um...
I'm actually really glad you came to me,
because I know exactly what to do.
Come on. Let's go.
Get ready, Lola,
because whatever Serena wants, Lola's gonna get.
Just get out of my office, please.
I'm an investor in this paper,
which I think entitles me to an office,
and I choose this one.
No. Being an investor means you don't actually need to be here.
You're not even a majority shareholder,
and it's my name on the masthead.
Not for long.
Do you think advertisers are really gonna want to do business
with a kid now that I'm back?
Well, they haven't had a problem with it so far.
Oh, please. I've done the research, my luv.
Advertising is down.
(Scoffs)
You never did understand that sex sells.
Fortunately, I do,
which is why I'm co-hosting
the "down to your skivvies" party
tonight at kiki de montparnasse.
After tonight, everyone is gonna be talking about
how I'm back and your days are numbered.
(Chuckles) You can't sponsor a "spectator" party without me.
I'm not. I'm doing it on my own.
If you're inviting advertisers, everyone's gonna think
it's related to the paper, and I'll be there.
Fine, if you insist.
I'm assuming no plus-one.
Oh, I'll be bringing my girlfriend Lola.
No problem.
Enjoy your last day in here.
So... what do you say we get out of here,
go have a nice lunch at Daniel, and go shopping at barneys?
Actually, I just came back from the city.
Oh.
I, uh, went to see Ivy, and I asked her
if she would be willing to move out of the apartment
if we unfroze the assets.
What?!
We do not negotiate with terrorists,
especially ones from Florida.
And you do not have the right to speak on my behalf.
I know, and I-I didn't agree to anything.
But, sweetie, Ivy did.
She offered to pack up and leave
just as soon as you call your lawyers.
We could have you back in the apartment
by the end of the day.
That is such a wonderful thing to do for me.
But unfreezing the assets
means letting Ivy have my mother's money.
I don't think I can live with that.
You have enough money for generations of rhodes
to live comfortably.
(Exhales deeply)
Does that exhale mean
that you'll call the lawyer and unfreeze the assets?
Yes. Fine.
You're right.
Good. So...
I'll start packing, and then we'll go celebrate.
Your mother's been living in Vienna for the past six months.
I have an address and a mobile number,
but I haven't made contact yet.
How do you want me to proceed?
I'm not sure.
The fact that she was harder to find than a fugitive
isn't lost on me.
Clearly, the woman doesn't want to be found.
I don't know that I can advise you, Chuck.
At this point, maybe you need a friend
more than you need a private investigator.
Is there anyone in your life who got to know Elizabeth
the last time she was here?
Maybe you wanna talk to them,
figure out what it is you really want and what to expect
before you pursue this any further.
The one person who was there the whole way through
is the one person that's not in my life anymore.
Blair Waldorf.
Then why did you pay her dowry?
She doesn't know I did.
I-I don't want her to find out, ever.
Okay.
But even if that is the case,
does that mean that you can't talk to her?
Thank you so much, Tracy. It's perfect.
Oh, great.
We're so excited you'll be modeling "the Serena" tonight.
Feel free to browse,
and if you see anything you like, just let me know.
Okay.
So am I totally overreacting?
About Nate, I mean.
Oh, and that looked amazing on you.
Oh, thank you.
Uh, look, Nate is a great guy, but Diana is aggressive.
And I don't know why she's back,
but it's safe to say it has something to do with him.
Well, I'm not interested in competing with someone else.
Well, it's not about competing.
Even if there was no Diana,
your whole "not wanting to be a part of his world" thing
is not a good idea.
I mean, he's your boyfriend. Part of being in a relationship
is sharing each other's interests.
I do... everything but parties
and the Upper East Side social order.
Yeah, well, like it or not,
that's a big part of his life and work.
And if you don't start meeting halfway,
you leave room for someone who will, like Diana.
So... what? What do I do?
Try this on.
(Chuckles)
It's gorgeous,
but I couldn't... wow!
Especially because it costs more than a semester at Julliard.
Not for us it doesn't.
You heard Tracy. She said it's on them.
Come on. It's one of the many perks of being an "it girl."
Come on! (Laughs)
(M.i.a.) ♫ if I go to bed, baby, can I take you? ♫
(Alarm ringing)
Come on! We need to get out of here!
♫ You can hang ♫
♫ hands up ♫
♫ hands tied ♫
♫ live fast, die young, bad girls do it well ♫
Blair has the papers, but she hasn't signed them.
Now that us as a couple is a reality,
maybe it's freaking her out.
Yeah, I think you're just kind of Humphrey-ing out here, man.
Oh.
The editor in chief is chitchatting with his bro
instead of working.
And you wonder why the paper isn't doing so well.
The most recent numbers.
Dismal.
(Telephone ringing)
Seriously? Diana is the only investor you could find?
Yeah, well, Chuck was gonna step in, but the timing was off
and, uh, he wasn't liquid enough.
Chuck bass wasn't liquid? How is that possible?
I shouldn't have even brought it up.
Why? Does, uh, does this have to do with Blair?
(Inhales deeply)
Oh, Nate. If Chuck did something, you gotta tell me.
Oh, it's nothing bad. In fact, it's good.
I don't know why Chuck insists on keeping it quiet. (Chuckles)
Well, if it's good, then what's the big deal, Nate?
You, uh, you know what I'm up against here. Come on.
All right, fine. But you didn't hear it from me, okay?
Chuck didn't have the money
because he paid off Blair's dowry.
Oh, my god.
That's why she didn't sign the papers.
She must have found out,
now she's having second thoughts.
Oh, he was just trying to do a nice thing for Blair.
Come on. You really believe that?
This is Chuck we're talking about.
I gotta go.
Why you lie to Mr. Dan about signing the papers?
Sneak up on me like that again,
and I'm gonna start making you wear a bell.
I want answer.
Divorce is a private matter. You'll see for yourself someday.
Now if you wanna make yourself useful,
call the car around.
Only if you tell me why you don't sign the papers.
Otherwise, you take taxi.
I'm going to do it. I just need a little more time.
For what?
(Sighs)
It... it makes no sense,
but I feel like...
Once I sign those papers,
I'm closing the door on something that...
I'm not quite ready to let go of.
Marriage to Louis?
No.
Then what?
(Elevator bell dings)
Oh, my god.
So the entire Upper East Side
is seeing this photo of me right now?
Well, not just the Upper East Side.
It is the Internet.
But hey, this is exactly what we wanted.
Between that photo
and the news that you are the real Charlie rhodes,
everyone will be talking about you.
Yeah, about how
I'm an exhibitionist with a freak for a mom.
(Chuckles)
(Alert chimes)
Oh, I just got an e-mail from Tracy at kiki de montparnasse.
(Gasps)
She wants you to model at the party tonight.
No. No, no, no. No, that's not gonna happen.
Oh, come on. What better way to show Nate
you're willing to make more of an effort?
And not to mention, Diana is one of the party sponsors.
You think Nate's gonna be going to this?
Of course he will.
(Alert chimes)
I shouldn't jump to any conclusions.
I should probably just go talk to him myself.
(Typing)
I'll let you know, okay?
Um, yeah. Sure.
(Cell phone alert chimes)
Lola, I don't... I don't want to freak you out,
but, um, you may wanna check "gossip girl" again.
Word is that Diana and Nate are going to tonight's
"down to your skivvies" party together.
Guess their relationship
just went from business to pleasure.
I thought that I moved on,
that this whole business with my mother was in the past.
I could live with the uncertainty
because the woman I met,
I didn't care if she was my mother or not.
Then I found out she did this extraordinary thing for me.
Is it wrong to think that changes things?
No.
Of course not, but...
(Sighs) What I don't understand is what you want from me.
Just someone to talk to, I guess.
Someone who'll understand. You... you met her.
You know what I went through.
Is it worth it to try and reach out again?
I don't know, Chuck,
but I'm not sure I'm the one to ask.
Why? Because of Humphrey?
Blair, I'm not trying to work an angle here.
I'm simply coming to you as a friend.
No, you're not.
You're working right back into my life
and you're using your mother to do it.
Blair...
I'm sorry if I sound harsh,
but we both know we've never been good as friends.
There's always been an agenda.
Am I wrong?
No, you're not wrong.
Chuck, what are you doing here?
I thought I was coming to see a friend for advice.
Apparently, I made a mistake.
Well, what's going on?
You know how I got that blood transfusion at the hospital?
It was Elizabeth.
Apparently, she is my mother,
but she's pulled a disappearing act.
I'm trying to to decide whether it's worth it to track her down,
try and build a relationship.
Well, if you're asking me, I'd say do it.
I mean, I know it's scary,
but when it comes to reconnecting with family,
it's... it's worth the risk.
Thanks.
I'm telling you, it's not true.
Then why was it on "gossip girl"?
I have no idea.
Why should I believe that, Nate? You already lied to me
about having a relationship with Diana.
Okay, you're right.
Right? And that was dumb, and I'm really sorry about that.
But there is nothing going on right now.
Then why do you keep nervously looking at the door?
Because Diana has made it clear to me
that she's determined to push me out.
And the last thing I need
is a fight with my girlfriend at the office.
Okay. Well, we can discuss it tonight then.
I can't tonight. I have to go to this party.
What? You don't even like events like this,
and the only reason you wanna go
is because you think I'm lying to you, and I'm not.
This is a work event,
not a personal one, okay?
I'm sorry.
(Cell phone alert chimes)
(Beeping)
(Cell phone rings)
(Beep)
Hey.
Is there anything you wanna tell me?
Let me guess.
You saw on "gossip girl" that Chuck came by.
I can explain.
No, you don't have to.
I-I already know about the dowry.
What are you talking about?
About how, uh, how Chuck paid your dowry.
Listen, if that's why you didn't sign the divorce papers,
I just wish you would tell me.
No. I had no idea Chuck paid it.
None. I thought it was Georgina.
I gotta go.
Where?
To find him.
"Him" who?
Chuck?
(Beep)
(Cell phone rings)
(Ring)
(Beep)
Hello?
(Man) This is John rosen, Ivy dickens' lawyer.
My client got a call from a bank officer, informing her
that there was a cashier's check waiting for her?
Yes, my, uh, wife unfroze the assets.
That's what Ivy thought.
So she packed up, left her keys, and went to go get the check.
But when she got to the bank,
they had no idea what she was talking about.
(Indistinct conversations, telephone ringing)
I couldn't help but overhear your little lover's spat.
I'm sorry Lola won't be coming tonight,
but maybe it presents an opportunity.
What if you and I went together?
Well, I appreciate the olive branch,
but I think it sends the wrong message.
Lola's still my girlfriend, and I don't want to hurt her.
You and I know it's just business. What's the risk?
What's the point?
It looks good to advertisers, us playing nice.
Let's use this night to send a message to the town
that "the spectator" is back to being a well-oiled machine.
Hey!
So...
Nate swears there's nothing going on with Diana,
but he also refuses to bring me as his date tonight.
I'm sorry.
Well... you just have two options, then.
Well, there's stay home and do nothing,
or you could come with me to the party and you model.
Tell Tracy I'll be there,
with a date.
Diana better watch out. I'm ready.
Everyone's been talking about Manhattan's latest arrival,
Lola rhodes.
And word is that tonight
you're going to see a whole lot more of her.
(Charlotte Gainsbourg) ♫ my head is pounding ♫
♫ and my mouth is dry ♫
♫ my eyes are burning ♫
♫ oh, I can see you lowering ♫
♫♫
Hey.
They do not have parties like this in Florida.
They barely have dental hygiene in Florida.
♫♫
Ooh, open bar. Be right back.
Hey, nice touch with the hot guy.
Oh, thanks. So have you seen him yet?
Hello! How are you?
Okay, don't tell me they're not on a date.
And she's even more beautiful in person. That's annoying.
Don't worry.
As soon as she sees you model, she's not only gonna see
you're a force to be reckoned with and back off,
but you and Nate will be
the hottest couple on the party circuit.
You will surpass me as New York's "it girl" in no time.
Oh, no, Serena, no one could surpass you,
especially not me.
Yes, you can, and you will.
And believe me, nothing would make me happier.
Come on. Let's go find Tracy so we can start getting ready.
Actually, I think I'm gonna introduce myself to Diana first.
Thanks.
Go for it. Good luck.
♫♫
Hey, Nate. You remember Aidan.
Yeah, w-what are you doing here?
Careful, Nate. You don't want to cause a scene.
This is a business party, after all.
Hi. I'm Lola rhodes. I don't think we've ever met.
Um, this is my date, Aidan hill.
Oh. It's a pleasure.
I'm surprised to see you, Lola.
Nate said you wouldn't be making it.
Actually, I was invited to model tonight.
What? I-I didn't know that.
Well, why would you? It's not like we were coming together.
Maybe Diana and I should, uh, get a drink
while you two... talk.
Actually, Nate and I need to go and say hello to a few people.
Lola, maybe it's time for you to show Aidan
what you're modeling tonight.
Otherwise, you might lose two men to me in one day.
♫ Breaking hours ♫
♫ out of change, change, change ♫
(Lily) I brought lattes to help us pack.
I heard from Ivy's lawyer.
She got a call from the bank,
saying there was a cashier's check waiting for her.
So she packed up and moved out,
and when she went to collect it, it wasn't there.
Do you know anything about this?
Yes, I never called the lawyers.
But now that she's out,
I need to legally make sure she can't get back in.
And the call about the check?
It was a ruse to get her out of the apartment.
Rufus, you're not gonna get me to feel any remorse about this.
Ivy lied about who she was,
she manipulated my mother while she lay dying,
and she stole our apartment.
Look, frankly,
I think she deserves exactly what she's getting.
But you didn't just lie to her. You lied to me.
But, Rufus, I'm sorry I kept it from you,
because I knew you wouldn't be comfortable with it.
I had to protect you from the truth.
This isn't what a marriage is, Lily.
We have to be honest with each other.
I know, but this was an extreme situation.
I did what had to be done.
You know, maybe I'm just seeing more clearly
because of the view from Brooklyn,
but I'm not okay with this.
Look, Rufus, I know you're upset,
but how can you be so righteous?
We're talking about someone that stole from us.
(Sighs) Oh, my god. Can we please just...
Stop fighting
and just pack and go home?
Yeah, I don't know, lil.
Right now this loft feels a lot more like home
than our apartment.
(Sighs)
As you can see, Nate, everyone's very excited I'm back.
No one more so than you, apparently.
Which makes me wonder...
It's a buyer's market right now for newspapers.
If you really wanted one, you could've gone anywhere.
What are you getting at?
I think you came back for me.
Oh! (Laughs) You're adorable.
Oh, I'm serious.
Oh.
I bet you spent the last few months in L.A.,
trying to convince yourself that I was nothing,
just a fling with a younger guy.
But the fact is, you couldn't get over me.
Really?
Then explain this.
(Hustle roses) ♫ too much, now I'm my own crutch ♫
♫ gotta let it go ♫
♫ right off and I stretch my flow ♫
♫ oh, electric air, resuscitate your fire, fire ♫
Come with me.
♫ Of being alive ♫
Where's my date going?
Exactly where we want him to.
♫ I'm in the business of being alive ♫
♫ I am the shelter, shelter ♫
Blair, what are you doing here?
Looking for you.
At first, I wasn't sure I could find you,
but then I realized all I had to do was
look for the lingerie models.
So tell me,
is it true?
Did you pay my dowry?
Who told you that?
Tell me if it's true.
W-why does it matter?
(Scoffs) I knew it.
You thought you could buy me back,
just like you thought you could sell me for your hotel.
You've got it all wrong.
That's why you showed up with that ruse today
about friendship.
You bought my divorce and you came to collect your prize.
Then why didn't I collect?
I swear, I did not want you to know about the dowry.
The only people that knew were Nate and Andrew Tyler.
♫ Have you ever really been alive? ♫
I just wanted you to be free.
Whom you choose to love with that freedom is up to you.
♫ Have you ever really been alive? ♫
I'm sorry, Blair.
I thought you knew.
♫ Release your heart ♫
♫ yeah, do it from the start ♫
Oh!
(Closes door)
♫ oh, your wings will lift you up ♫
♫ and you'll never stop singing ♫
♫ release your heart ♫
♫ and do it from the start ♫
♫ oh, your wings will lift you up ♫
♫ yeah, you'll never stop singing ♫
♫ ba ba ba-dum ♫
♫ ba-da-da ♫
♫ ba ♫
(Diana moans)
♫ release your heart ♫
Mmm.
(Lowered voice) You're right. He's a good actor.
(Lowered voice) Yeah, I don't think he's acting all that much.
♫ Stop singing ♫
Wait, you two are working together?
W... is this some kind of revenge on Diana?
Yes, but let me explain it to you.
I... I can't believe this.
You? Whatever.
But, Lola... (Scoffs)
You totally used me.
Just go talk to her.
We got what we needed, all right?
Uh-oh, Nate.
Looks like your dirty movie just got an unhappy ending.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Filming you and Aidan.
Oh, and he's 16, by the way.
Not sure how you're gonna run "the spectator" from jail.
And you recorded it?
Yep. You have not lost your touch, by the way.
So what do you think...
The front page of "the spectator"
or just let gossip girl run with it?
Go ahead.
Send the video wherever you want.
If what's-his-name really is 16,
you'll be in prison right there next to me
for recording and distributing child pornography.
(Sighs)
I'm gonna go enjoy the show.
See you at work tomorrow.
(Class actress' "keep you" playing)
♫ can I get a break here? ♫
♫ Just give me what I want ♫
♫ how long we gonna take here, here ♫
♫ to tell you what I want? ♫
♫ Do you want to call me? ♫
♫ Do you want it? I want it ♫
♫ do you want it all? ♫
So, uh...
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I guess I'm just
not used to seeing Chuck do anything selfless.
Yeah, well, people can surprise us, even Chuck.
I saw the divorce papers.
The seal was there, but they weren't signed.
I thought you must've known that he paid the dowry.
No.
This has nothing to do with Chuck
or the dowry.
Well, then... then why?
(Sighs)
My whole life, I wanted to be a Princess.
And when I met Louis, it was...
This whole whirlwind of royalty and tiaras,
and it seemed like my dream was coming true.
I mean, I may have married a prince,
but I never really got to be a Princess.
I know it's silly, but...
I think it was just one more loss I needed to mourn
before moving on.
Serena, when I first came to you,
it was because I needed advice and I wanted yours.
Oh, and when you agreed to come with me to the party?
That was...
Because I needed to make it look like I was in a fight with Nate
in front of Diana.
I know you really want this "it girl" title for me,
and I'm so flattered
that you think I could ever live up to it,
but to be honest with you, Serena,
I-I don't care about that kind of thing.
And neither does Nate,
so I'm so sorry and I hope we can still be friends.
Well, why would I want to be?
I put myself on the line for you, Lola,
and then all you did was let me down.
Okay, ladies, time to get in position.
There's just been a small change in the plans.
Yeah, Lola's not modeling.
What?
She can explain.
Uh, Serena, I need to talk to you.
Oh, I'm so sorry about Lola. I know it's an inconvenience.
It's not that.
After that photograph came out today,
we thought we'd get even more buzz
if we changed the name of "the Serena" to "the Lola."
So I need you to model something else.
Seriously? I mean, a few minutes ago,
that would've been great news.
But now... You asked me to do this.
I have a model to take your place while you go change.
We'd love to see you in something else.
Sorry, but you can't go out there.
We can't have Serena being the face of "the Lola."
Please, come with me.
Spotted...
Serena Van Der Woodsen blowing off the kiki fashion show.
Looks like this party just went from so hot to so not.
(Alert chimes)
Hey.
I just wanted to let you know how sorry I am about last night.
And I really appreciate everything you were doing
with the whole "it girl" thing.
No, it's okay. I-i-I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have pushed you to do it.
It's clearly not for you.
Actually, it might be.
I got a call from an agent this morning.
She saw my photo on "gossip girl"
and wants to set up a meeting with me.
What does, um, what does Nate have to say about it?
I thought he didn't care about you being an "it girl."
Yeah, I know. He doesn't, but, um...
He's supportive of my acting career, so he's happy.
And anyway, it's how you use your power that counts, right?
Sure. (Chuckles)
How do you plan to use yours?
Well, I was thinking that,
instead of being an "it girl" like you...
Beautiful and unobtainable...
That maybe I could be more of an "every girl."
You know, like, someone everyone can relate to.
I don't know. Maybe that's dumb. Is that stupid?
No. No, no, I... (Chuckles) No, I just think, you know,
these things usually come and go pretty quickly.
So I just... I wouldn't get too used to it, you know?
But, um, there are some things that I have to do,
so maybe I can call you later, and we can hang out?
Okay. Yeah.
(Taps button)
(Scoffs)
Can we talk?
(Indistinct conversations)
Sure.
I don't think I realized just how upset you were with me
till last night.
Or how much you were willing to fight for "the spectator."
I've been putting my heart and soul into this paper.
Of course I'm gonna fight for it.
I'd like us to find a way to work together.
Well, I don't know how to do that anymore.
Well...
I could apologize, for starters,
for not being honest with you from the very beginning
about being in business with your grandfather.
It was a terrible thing to do to you.
Thank you.
Is that it?
Well, I could apologize for last night. But...
I thought that was a draw.
(Scoffs)
What about all the "gossip girl" sources you released?
I didn't do that.
I thought you would've found out by now.
After your grandfather intervened, it was all over.
I thought it would be easier for you to hate me.
And frankly, I-I think I wanted to punish myself a little
for what I did to you.
So...
About us working together... What's that gonna look like?
"The spectator" is yours.
I'm just here in a support capacity.
In the meantime,
I have some other business I need to take care of,
and that's gonna be my main focus.
And...
I found another office downstairs.
(Chuckles)
Deal?
Deal.
There's one more thing I should come clean about.
You were right about me still having feelings for you.
I know you're with Lola now, and I promise
I won't let my feelings get in the way of your relationship
or of our work.
Let me know if you need me.
(Indistinct conversations, piano playing light jazz)
Always good to see you,
but you really didn't need to come all the way to the Mark
to meet me, Andrew.
You could've just e-mailed me Elizabeth's information.
That's why I came.
I don't think you should contact her, Chuck.
Look, I appreciate you looking out for me, but I've decided
I wanna try and have a relationship with my mother.
That's the thing. Elizabeth is not your mother.
I made contact.
She swore it wasn't her who donated the blood.
Said she was in a monastery in Tibet at the time.
A monastery? She's lying. She's good at that.
I looked into it.
Her story checks out.
Keep looking.
Someone donated that blood.
I wanna know who.
What is this about?
The sun hasn't set.
I feel like a prom queen doing the walk of shame.
You look like a Princess. Now I'm not gonna lie.
This is cubic zirconia that I got from a costume shop.
But you'll sell it.
Cubic zirconia does not touch this body.
(Laughs) Put it on, Blair.
(Sighs deeply)
I have hit rock bottom. What is going on?
I, uh, I thought you should get to feel like a Princess
one last time.
(Girl) O.M.G.! It's Blair Waldorf!
(Girl) You look beautiful!
(Girl) She's a real-life Princess!
Let's get a picture with her! Please.
Here!
Yeah! Absolutely.
(Girl squeals)
All right. (Singsongy) Everybody, smile!
(Girls gasp)
Smile bigger!
(Cell phone camera shutter clicks)
(Girl giggles)
I love your crown!
(Girls talking at once)
So amazing!
We love you! (Gasps) Thank you! Bye!
(The big pink's "hit the ground (Superman)" Playing)
Thank you.
(Cell phone alert chimes)
♫ fly at the speed of sound and... ♫
It turns out that Lola staged that photo of herself
in a fireman's jacket.
How desperate.
Doesn't she realize there can only be
one "it girl" for the Upper East Side?
And that will always be Serena Van Der Woodsen.
Nate Archibald's office, please.
(Woman) He's not available right now.
Tell him it's Lola.
He's in with Diana. He asked not to be disturbed.
♫♫
(Man) Hey, Lola! Can we get a picture?
(Man) Look this way, please!
Come on, Lola. Look this way.
♫ But if I fall off your cloud ♫
There you go.
Nice.
(Elevator bell dings)
♫ I don't wanna hit the ground ♫
You must be happy to be home.
Um, very much, Vanya. Thank you.
I will go back down and get Mr. Humphrey's bags.
Well, um, actually, this is it for now.
♫ I don't wanna hit the ground ♫
Sometimes, we fight for something
only to discover by the time we get it,
our goals have changed.
(Sighs)
For some, it's too late.
The lines have been drawn...
(Cell phone alert chimes)
♫♫
And the damage has been done.
But other times you get the thing you always wanted...
♫ look where it goes, we don't make a sound ♫
♫♫
Only to find out it isn't what you really need.
♫ If I fall off, oh, Superman ♫
♫ oh, Superman ♫
Get ready, kids. I'm back,
and this time, I'm here to stay.
♫ I don't wanna hit the ground ♫
(Chimes)
X.o.x.o., gossip girl.