1 00:00:01,432 --> 00:00:03,103 Gossip girl here... Your one and only source 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:06,036 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:06,037 --> 00:00:07,607 It's time to pass the gossip girl Baton, 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,340 let someone else see if they could outshine me. 5 00:00:10,341 --> 00:00:13,283 (Georgina's voice) "Welcome to your future as gossip girl 3.0. 6 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:14,714 The power is now in your hands. 7 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,446 So I guess we're cousins. 8 00:00:16,447 --> 00:00:18,718 Up until ten minutes ago, I didn't even know I had a family. 9 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,220 Please tell me we have an offer 10 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,192 that'll at least keep "the spectator" afloat. 11 00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:23,653 Yes, I do know Diana Payne. 12 00:00:23,654 --> 00:00:26,296 You're covering for who really gave me the blood... 13 00:00:26,297 --> 00:00:27,327 Elizabeth. 14 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:28,628 She didn't want you to know. 15 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:29,799 (Chuck) You remember the woman with the locket 16 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,731 I had you look for a couple years ago? 17 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,334 Yeah, my mother. I need to find her again. 18 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,535 "As for the rest of my estate, 19 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,507 "I leave to you, Ivy dickens." 20 00:00:37,508 --> 00:00:39,539 I think it would be best if you left. 21 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,211 I was just gonna say the same thing. 22 00:00:41,212 --> 00:00:42,612 This is my apartment now. 23 00:00:42,613 --> 00:00:44,614 You don't have a case. I didn't do anything wrong. 24 00:00:44,615 --> 00:00:46,076 The court will decide that. 25 00:00:46,077 --> 00:00:48,178 In the meantime, your assets will be frozen. 26 00:00:48,179 --> 00:00:50,450 I told Chuck he doesn't have my heart anymore. 27 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,682 I realized it belongs to someone else. 28 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:56,086 If she defaults on the marriage, the dowry can be reinstated. 29 00:00:56,087 --> 00:00:57,327 I have a way that your family doesn't 30 00:00:57,328 --> 00:00:59,359 have to pay the grimaldis a thing, 31 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,790 and you get your divorce in the process. 32 00:01:00,791 --> 00:01:03,133 Fine. 33 00:01:03,134 --> 00:01:05,495 And who am I? 34 00:01:05,496 --> 00:01:09,139 That's a secret I'll never tell. 35 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:11,141 You know you love me. 36 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:12,772 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 37 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,774 Captioned by closed captioning services, inc. 38 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,678 (The lighthouse and the whaler's "pioneers" playing) 39 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,150 (Gossip girl) Every once in a while, 40 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:21,481 a life-changing event 41 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,853 will arrive with fanfare and excitement. 42 00:01:23,854 --> 00:01:25,485 Miss Blair. 43 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,857 Package from legal firm of kier, grandineti and booth. 44 00:01:27,858 --> 00:01:29,519 Divorce papers! 45 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,391 Oh, sweet legal freedom! 46 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:34,594 Thank god. I thought Louis was gonna drag this on forever. 47 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,696 Georgina move fast. 48 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,628 What do you think she do to make happen? 49 00:01:38,629 --> 00:01:40,830 It's best we don't think, Dorota. 50 00:01:40,831 --> 00:01:42,802 Georgina went black ops on this one, 51 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,774 and while I'm sure I'm eventually gonna pay a price 52 00:01:44,775 --> 00:01:47,106 for my plausible deniability, 53 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,310 right now I'm just gonna enjoy the bliss of ignorance. 54 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:53,243 Which means I can stop avoiding them and call Dan! 55 00:01:53,244 --> 00:01:56,246 Oh! Now we can date outside the confines of the 7-1-8. 56 00:01:56,247 --> 00:01:58,648 We can walk down Madison Avenue hand in hand 57 00:01:58,649 --> 00:02:01,421 without having to worry about Louis changing his mind. 58 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,793 Mm! 59 00:02:06,257 --> 00:02:10,630 In my experience, most turning points in our lives 60 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,332 don't announce themselves. 61 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,833 (Taps keys) 62 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:17,607 If anything, they tend to creep up quietly... 63 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:20,410 When we're least expecting them... 64 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:22,272 ♫ your hand on my shoulder ♫ 65 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:26,316 And force us to make a decision that isn't so easy. 66 00:02:26,317 --> 00:02:28,518 ♫ I feel like you're a little bit ♫ 67 00:02:28,519 --> 00:02:30,650 ♫ too far away ♫ 68 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,323 ♫ and I remember the beginning ♫ 69 00:02:33,324 --> 00:02:37,187 ♫ how it was with your hands on my shoulder ♫ 70 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:40,530 ♫ don't mind, I hope it never ends ♫ 71 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:42,192 (Nate) Any word from Jack or Andrew Tyler yet? 72 00:02:42,193 --> 00:02:45,195 Jack's not returning my calls, and it's been a week, 73 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:47,437 and Andrew still hasn't been able to track down Elizabeth. 74 00:02:47,438 --> 00:02:49,869 (Sighs) So now that you know she's your mother for sure, 75 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,772 you think you, uh, want a relationship with her? 76 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,174 (Sighs) I haven't decided yet. 77 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,947 And since she's m.I.A., I don't have to. 78 00:02:57,948 --> 00:03:00,880 So in the meantime, I'm gonna head down to the spa 79 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,553 and meet Mandy and micheala from hospitality 80 00:03:03,554 --> 00:03:05,555 and catch a steam. Coming? 81 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:07,387 Gotta get to the office. 82 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,789 Diana's finally making an appearance today. 83 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,492 Oh. The two of you running "the spectator" again. 84 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:13,723 Ready for combat? 85 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:14,924 (Scoffs) There's no reason to think 86 00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:16,466 that we'll have anything to fight about. 87 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:18,868 She's an investor. I'm still editor in chief. 88 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:20,330 I'm not worried about it. 89 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:21,901 I told myself the same thing before my night 90 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,804 with the Australian women's softball team. 91 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,337 That ended up with a fractured rib 92 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:31,311 and a tattoo of a kangaroo that I didn't know I had for a month. 93 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,712 (Chuckles) All right, listen, Diana and I may have 94 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,514 ended things badly on a personal level. 95 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,817 But professionally, we always worked well together, man. 96 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,390 And what does Lola think about you working with your ex? 97 00:03:40,391 --> 00:03:42,552 (Sighs) I don't know. 98 00:03:42,553 --> 00:03:45,295 I haven't, uh, exactly told her about my past with Diana. 99 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:46,696 How could she not know? 100 00:03:46,697 --> 00:03:48,798 I mean, you were all over "gossip girl," "page six." 101 00:03:48,799 --> 00:03:50,800 No, Lola has no interest 102 00:03:50,801 --> 00:03:52,402 in the Upper East Side social scene. 103 00:03:52,403 --> 00:03:53,633 But even if she did, 104 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,834 what Diana and I used to be to each other 105 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,406 doesn't matter anymore. 106 00:03:56,407 --> 00:03:58,938 Maybe not to you, but why else would Diana be back? 107 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,910 It can't be for a love of journalism. 108 00:04:00,911 --> 00:04:02,412 Well, I don't know about that, 109 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:04,544 but once I get the lay of the land with Diana, 110 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:05,945 I'll tell Lola everything. 111 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:09,349 Well, you sound like you've got it all figured out. 112 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,950 Just don't be surprised 113 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,823 if you end up with an angry ex-girlfriend 114 00:04:13,824 --> 00:04:17,428 and a tattoo of a kangaroo. 115 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,594 Hey! Congratulations. 116 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:27,597 Dorota told me it's your first official day as a single woman. 117 00:04:27,598 --> 00:04:31,571 It's true. I am finally freed of the shackles of royal matrimony 118 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,403 and Louis' horrible family. 119 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:35,975 Well, now that you're ready to rejoin the civilian population, 120 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,547 how do you plan to spend your first day 121 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:38,979 as plain Blair Waldorf? 122 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:44,484 Oh. Sure. Yeah, with... 123 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,885 With Dan. I'm... 124 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,858 I know it hasn't been easy, but I am happy for you. 125 00:04:48,859 --> 00:04:50,690 (Cell phone alert chimes) 126 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,762 Ohh. Of course. 127 00:04:52,763 --> 00:04:56,866 A "gossip girl" blast about my divorce coming through. 128 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,628 How does she know everything so fast? 129 00:04:58,629 --> 00:05:01,401 She probably has someone staked out in front of the building. 130 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:02,672 You know what's strange? 131 00:05:02,673 --> 00:05:03,773 Ever since the real gossip girl's been back, 132 00:05:03,774 --> 00:05:05,675 I've barely been mentioned. 133 00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:07,377 I just... (Sighs) 134 00:05:07,378 --> 00:05:09,339 I wish that there was a way to stay off her radar forever. 135 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:12,612 Oh, please. It is your destiny to be gossip-worthy. 136 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,883 What? 137 00:05:13,884 --> 00:05:16,015 Tonight, you are modeling a line of lingerie 138 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,688 named after you at kiki de montparnasse. 139 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:20,850 Gossip girl won't be able to resist. 140 00:05:20,851 --> 00:05:22,321 You're always her number one target. 141 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,793 You don't have any brilliant ideas 142 00:05:23,794 --> 00:05:25,555 how to push me off the top of her list? 143 00:05:25,556 --> 00:05:26,796 So you really want out? 144 00:05:26,797 --> 00:05:29,359 I just... I'm ready to move on with my life, 145 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,560 and I can't do that 146 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:32,031 with gossip girl tracking my every move. 147 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,734 Well, you need to replace yourself. 148 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,335 Find a new Serena. 149 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,808 Use your influence to anoint her the new "it girl." 150 00:05:38,809 --> 00:05:42,041 Retain control but stay out of the spotlight yourself. 151 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,873 Okay. Well, where do I start? 152 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:46,716 At the beginning, of course, with the defining moment. 153 00:05:46,717 --> 00:05:49,949 I mean, you didn't really become Serena Van Der Woodsen 154 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,482 until you got naked on that aircraft carrier. 155 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:53,883 You don't need to make it sound like a porno. 156 00:05:53,884 --> 00:05:55,124 We were on a school trip. 157 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:57,857 And I wasn't naked. I was wearing a dress. 158 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,459 A white, wet dress. 159 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,661 The photo landed on "gossip girl," and that was it. 160 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,493 It's gonna take a moment like that 161 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:05,535 to create the next Serena Van Der Woodsen. 162 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:07,867 Okay, what about you? 163 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,400 Now that you're saying good-bye to being a Princess, 164 00:06:10,401 --> 00:06:13,073 does that mean you're ready to reclaim your crown as queen b.? 165 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:19,008 (Sighs) 166 00:06:19,009 --> 00:06:20,950 So if it's your mom's sister's family, 167 00:06:20,951 --> 00:06:24,053 that means you gain... What, an aunt? An uncle? 168 00:06:24,054 --> 00:06:28,017 Yeah, and two cousins... Eric and Serena. 169 00:06:28,018 --> 00:06:29,589 Actually, I'd kind of like 170 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,961 to get to know Serena a little bit better, but... 171 00:06:31,962 --> 00:06:34,464 The whole family overnight is kind of a lot. 172 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:37,567 You can't get to know her unless you spend time together. 173 00:06:37,568 --> 00:06:40,470 Well, so what? I just... Call her up and say, 174 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:42,602 "hey, we're related. Let's hang out"? 175 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,003 It's so random. 176 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:47,477 Wow, your mom really screwed you up, didn't she? 177 00:06:47,478 --> 00:06:48,708 Nate. 178 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,839 What are you doing here? 179 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,541 Hey. I'm just on my way to work. 180 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:52,982 Nate, this is my friend Aidan from back home. 181 00:06:52,983 --> 00:06:54,043 Hey. 182 00:06:54,044 --> 00:06:55,114 We went to acting camp together. 183 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,686 He... he's checking out Julliard. 184 00:06:56,687 --> 00:06:59,719 Uh... I'm gonna grab a paper. 185 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,850 I wanna check out the reviews 186 00:07:00,851 --> 00:07:02,091 for "Peter and the starcatchers." 187 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:03,693 Okay. 188 00:07:03,694 --> 00:07:06,125 (Sighs) Well, uh, you've never mentioned him before. 189 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:09,729 Do I sense a little jealousy? 190 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,960 No, Aidan is just a friend. 191 00:07:10,961 --> 00:07:14,163 And besides, he's not my type. 192 00:07:14,164 --> 00:07:15,535 You are. 193 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,736 You wanna play hooky with us? 194 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,468 I would, but I can't. 195 00:07:18,469 --> 00:07:20,139 I got that new investor coming in. I gotta go meet with her. 196 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,573 Oh, that's right. What's her name... Diana Payne? 197 00:07:23,574 --> 00:07:25,074 What do you know about her? 198 00:07:25,075 --> 00:07:27,146 Uh, well, I know she doesn't like it when people are late, 199 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:30,620 so I gotta run. See you guys later. 200 00:07:30,621 --> 00:07:33,022 That was weird, wasn't it? 201 00:07:33,023 --> 00:07:36,856 I mean, he mentioned that woman and then he just took off. 202 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,187 What are you doing? 203 00:07:38,188 --> 00:07:39,889 Oh, there's this site called "gossip girl." 204 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:42,191 I'm just gonna see if there's anything about her on there. 205 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:43,663 (Chirps) 206 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,066 Wow. She is hot. 207 00:07:47,638 --> 00:07:48,898 (Sighs) 208 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:50,700 So after that, 209 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:52,201 we have a Cindy sherman exhibit we can check out at the m.O.M.A. 210 00:07:52,202 --> 00:07:54,043 And then tonight, there's a new restaurant that opened... 211 00:07:54,044 --> 00:07:55,905 I-I'm sorry, Dan. 212 00:07:55,906 --> 00:07:57,146 Cindy sherman 213 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:58,548 and her unflattering self-portraits aside, 214 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:00,650 it sounds like you planned a perfect day. 215 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:02,712 But it's going to have to wait. 216 00:08:02,713 --> 00:08:04,514 Well, the royal seal is missing on my divorce papers, 217 00:08:04,515 --> 00:08:06,917 and I don't want to let Louis get me on a technicality. 218 00:08:08,619 --> 00:08:10,990 Uh, well, if it's something that small, 219 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,722 then maybe it could be resolved today. 220 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:14,994 Oh, I'm sure Louis' lawyers are gone for the day. 221 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,026 The Monegasque work very short hours. 222 00:08:17,027 --> 00:08:18,528 Okay, well, I just want to spend the day with you, 223 00:08:18,529 --> 00:08:20,099 so maybe we could just hang out here? 224 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,901 Oh, uh, Serena's around. 225 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,673 We... we shouldn't rub it in her face. 226 00:08:23,674 --> 00:08:24,975 I'll call you later. 227 00:08:32,282 --> 00:08:33,913 Song lyrics. 228 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,146 Vanya and... and I love karaoke. 229 00:08:37,147 --> 00:08:41,090 Dorota, while your reputation for loyalty is unassailable, 230 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:42,752 you and I both know something is going on here. 231 00:08:42,753 --> 00:08:44,824 So why don't you just leave the song lyrics on the table 232 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,597 and step out of the room for a moment? 233 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:48,959 You won't see a thing. 234 00:08:50,961 --> 00:08:52,703 Only because I worry. 235 00:08:53,864 --> 00:08:56,866 Sometimes even the best laid plans 236 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:58,669 fall apart... 237 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,150 (Man) How's that? 238 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,982 Excellent. Just get the right-hand side down a bit. 239 00:09:12,983 --> 00:09:14,854 (Door creaks) 240 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,056 Hello, darling. Did you miss me? 241 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,858 What the hell are you doing? 242 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,059 You didn't really think 243 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,631 you'd get to keep your office, did you? 244 00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:23,663 Don't worry. You're gonna love your new cubicle. 245 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:28,238 Or you hit a wall when you were expecting a door. 246 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:34,844 (Knock on door) 247 00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:36,746 Hey. 248 00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:38,347 Hey, Lola. What's up? 249 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:40,810 I just found out that new investor in "the spectator" 250 00:09:40,811 --> 00:09:43,953 is Diana Payne, Nate's ex-girlfriend. 251 00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:46,916 He totally lied to me about her. 252 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:49,118 I don't know what to do. I really like him. 253 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:52,161 But every now and then, you get lucky 254 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:54,964 and the universe delivers the perfect solution. 255 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:56,966 You know what? Um... 256 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:59,028 I'm actually really glad you came to me, 257 00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:02,132 because I know exactly what to do. 258 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:04,603 Come on. Let's go. 259 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,135 Get ready, Lola, 260 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:10,941 because whatever Serena wants, Lola's gonna get. 261 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:16,946 Just get out of my office, please. 262 00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:18,287 I'm an investor in this paper, 263 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,990 which I think entitles me to an office, 264 00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:22,792 and I choose this one. 265 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:25,895 No. Being an investor means you don't actually need to be here. 266 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:27,196 You're not even a majority shareholder, 267 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:29,358 and it's my name on the masthead. 268 00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:31,100 Not for long. 269 00:10:31,101 --> 00:10:32,732 Do you think advertisers are really gonna want to do business 270 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,133 with a kid now that I'm back? 271 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,706 Well, they haven't had a problem with it so far. 272 00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:39,338 Oh, please. I've done the research, my luv. 273 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,410 Advertising is down. 274 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:42,812 (Scoffs) 275 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:46,075 You never did understand that sex sells. 276 00:10:46,076 --> 00:10:48,177 Fortunately, I do, 277 00:10:48,178 --> 00:10:49,278 which is why I'm co-hosting 278 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:51,080 the "down to your skivvies" party 279 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:54,123 tonight at kiki de montparnasse. 280 00:10:54,124 --> 00:10:56,255 After tonight, everyone is gonna be talking about 281 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,288 how I'm back and your days are numbered. 282 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:02,161 (Chuckles) You can't sponsor a "spectator" party without me. 283 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,833 I'm not. I'm doing it on my own. 284 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:06,065 If you're inviting advertisers, everyone's gonna think 285 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,068 it's related to the paper, and I'll be there. 286 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,001 Fine, if you insist. 287 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:13,973 I'm assuming no plus-one. 288 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:16,906 Oh, I'll be bringing my girlfriend Lola. 289 00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:19,779 No problem. 290 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,212 Enjoy your last day in here. 291 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,461 So... what do you say we get out of here, 292 00:11:32,462 --> 00:11:36,926 go have a nice lunch at Daniel, and go shopping at barneys? 293 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,828 Actually, I just came back from the city. 294 00:11:38,829 --> 00:11:40,029 Oh. 295 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,371 I, uh, went to see Ivy, and I asked her 296 00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:44,804 if she would be willing to move out of the apartment 297 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,736 if we unfroze the assets. 298 00:11:46,737 --> 00:11:48,938 What?! 299 00:11:48,939 --> 00:11:50,740 We do not negotiate with terrorists, 300 00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:52,141 especially ones from Florida. 301 00:11:52,142 --> 00:11:54,283 And you do not have the right to speak on my behalf. 302 00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:57,486 I know, and I-I didn't agree to anything. 303 00:11:57,487 --> 00:12:00,019 But, sweetie, Ivy did. 304 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,290 She offered to pack up and leave 305 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,092 just as soon as you call your lawyers. 306 00:12:03,093 --> 00:12:04,153 We could have you back in the apartment 307 00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,155 by the end of the day. 308 00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:08,157 That is such a wonderful thing to do for me. 309 00:12:08,158 --> 00:12:10,259 But unfreezing the assets 310 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:15,104 means letting Ivy have my mother's money. 311 00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:16,836 I don't think I can live with that. 312 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,237 You have enough money for generations of rhodes 313 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,770 to live comfortably. 314 00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:21,971 (Exhales deeply) 315 00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:24,243 Does that exhale mean 316 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,377 that you'll call the lawyer and unfreeze the assets? 317 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,481 Yes. Fine. 318 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,883 You're right. 319 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,384 Good. So... 320 00:12:35,385 --> 00:12:38,188 I'll start packing, and then we'll go celebrate. 321 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:50,539 Your mother's been living in Vienna for the past six months. 322 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,101 I have an address and a mobile number, 323 00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:53,873 but I haven't made contact yet. 324 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,276 How do you want me to proceed? 325 00:12:57,547 --> 00:13:00,779 I'm not sure. 326 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,052 The fact that she was harder to find than a fugitive 327 00:13:03,053 --> 00:13:04,854 isn't lost on me. 328 00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:07,116 Clearly, the woman doesn't want to be found. 329 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:11,160 I don't know that I can advise you, Chuck. 330 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:12,421 At this point, maybe you need a friend 331 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:14,564 more than you need a private investigator. 332 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:18,367 Is there anyone in your life who got to know Elizabeth 333 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,169 the last time she was here? 334 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:23,402 Maybe you wanna talk to them, 335 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,205 figure out what it is you really want and what to expect 336 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,179 before you pursue this any further. 337 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:34,914 The one person who was there the whole way through 338 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,188 is the one person that's not in my life anymore. 339 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,191 Blair Waldorf. 340 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:44,193 Then why did you pay her dowry? 341 00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:45,394 She doesn't know I did. 342 00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:47,826 I-I don't want her to find out, ever. 343 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,199 Okay. 344 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,331 But even if that is the case, 345 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,464 does that mean that you can't talk to her? 346 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,138 Thank you so much, Tracy. It's perfect. 347 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,870 Oh, great. 348 00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:02,241 We're so excited you'll be modeling "the Serena" tonight. 349 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,842 Feel free to browse, 350 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,074 and if you see anything you like, just let me know. 351 00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:06,175 Okay. 352 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:07,947 So am I totally overreacting? 353 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,078 About Nate, I mean. 354 00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:10,249 Oh, and that looked amazing on you. 355 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,881 Oh, thank you. 356 00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:14,383 Uh, look, Nate is a great guy, but Diana is aggressive. 357 00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:16,025 And I don't know why she's back, 358 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,857 but it's safe to say it has something to do with him. 359 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,360 Well, I'm not interested in competing with someone else. 360 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,292 Well, it's not about competing. 361 00:14:23,293 --> 00:14:24,964 Even if there was no Diana, 362 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,365 your whole "not wanting to be a part of his world" thing 363 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,097 is not a good idea. 364 00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:30,139 I mean, he's your boyfriend. Part of being in a relationship 365 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,071 is sharing each other's interests. 366 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,503 I do... everything but parties 367 00:14:34,504 --> 00:14:37,146 and the Upper East Side social order. 368 00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:38,477 Yeah, well, like it or not, 369 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,249 that's a big part of his life and work. 370 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,880 And if you don't start meeting halfway, 371 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,213 you leave room for someone who will, like Diana. 372 00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:47,216 So... what? What do I do? 373 00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,588 Try this on. 374 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,990 (Chuckles) 375 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,121 It's gorgeous, 376 00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:53,662 but I couldn't... wow! 377 00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:56,665 Especially because it costs more than a semester at Julliard. 378 00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:58,027 Not for us it doesn't. 379 00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:01,070 You heard Tracy. She said it's on them. 380 00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:04,603 Come on. It's one of the many perks of being an "it girl." 381 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,976 Come on! (Laughs) 382 00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:11,210 (M.i.a.) ♫ if I go to bed, baby, can I take you? ♫ 383 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,341 (Alarm ringing) 384 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:14,113 Come on! We need to get out of here! 385 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,344 ♫ You can hang ♫ 386 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:17,216 ♫ hands up ♫ 387 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,318 ♫ hands tied ♫ 388 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:23,693 ♫ live fast, die young, bad girls do it well ♫ 389 00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,627 Blair has the papers, but she hasn't signed them. 390 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,429 Now that us as a couple is a reality, 391 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,161 maybe it's freaking her out. 392 00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:35,634 Yeah, I think you're just kind of Humphrey-ing out here, man. 393 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,266 Oh. 394 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:40,109 The editor in chief is chitchatting with his bro 395 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:41,440 instead of working. 396 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,173 And you wonder why the paper isn't doing so well. 397 00:15:44,174 --> 00:15:45,714 The most recent numbers. 398 00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:47,316 Dismal. 399 00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:49,718 (Telephone ringing) 400 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:52,982 Seriously? Diana is the only investor you could find? 401 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:56,285 Yeah, well, Chuck was gonna step in, but the timing was off 402 00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:58,327 and, uh, he wasn't liquid enough. 403 00:15:58,328 --> 00:16:00,489 Chuck bass wasn't liquid? How is that possible? 404 00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:02,532 I shouldn't have even brought it up. 405 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:06,966 Why? Does, uh, does this have to do with Blair? 406 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,170 (Inhales deeply) 407 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,142 Oh, Nate. If Chuck did something, you gotta tell me. 408 00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,004 Oh, it's nothing bad. In fact, it's good. 409 00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:17,046 I don't know why Chuck insists on keeping it quiet. (Chuckles) 410 00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:19,048 Well, if it's good, then what's the big deal, Nate? 411 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:22,081 You, uh, you know what I'm up against here. Come on. 412 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,054 All right, fine. But you didn't hear it from me, okay? 413 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,185 Chuck didn't have the money 414 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,586 because he paid off Blair's dowry. 415 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,558 Oh, my god. 416 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:31,420 That's why she didn't sign the papers. 417 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:32,621 She must have found out, 418 00:16:32,622 --> 00:16:34,493 now she's having second thoughts. 419 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,425 Oh, he was just trying to do a nice thing for Blair. 420 00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:37,596 Come on. You really believe that? 421 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,598 This is Chuck we're talking about. 422 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,701 I gotta go. 423 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,282 Why you lie to Mr. Dan about signing the papers? 424 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:54,543 Sneak up on me like that again, 425 00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:56,445 and I'm gonna start making you wear a bell. 426 00:16:56,446 --> 00:16:58,187 I want answer. 427 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:00,589 Divorce is a private matter. You'll see for yourself someday. 428 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,251 Now if you wanna make yourself useful, 429 00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:03,722 call the car around. 430 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,494 Only if you tell me why you don't sign the papers. 431 00:17:05,495 --> 00:17:07,196 Otherwise, you take taxi. 432 00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:11,330 I'm going to do it. I just need a little more time. 433 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,801 For what? 434 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:14,533 (Sighs) 435 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,365 It... it makes no sense, 436 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:19,338 but I feel like... 437 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,539 Once I sign those papers, 438 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,412 I'm closing the door on something that... 439 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:26,215 I'm not quite ready to let go of. 440 00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:27,746 Marriage to Louis? 441 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,648 No. 442 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,150 Then what? 443 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,752 (Elevator bell dings) 444 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,629 Oh, my god. 445 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:41,760 So the entire Upper East Side 446 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,662 is seeing this photo of me right now? 447 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,064 Well, not just the Upper East Side. 448 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,596 It is the Internet. 449 00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:49,498 But hey, this is exactly what we wanted. 450 00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,069 Between that photo 451 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,771 and the news that you are the real Charlie rhodes, 452 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,803 everyone will be talking about you. 453 00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,275 Yeah, about how 454 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,277 I'm an exhibitionist with a freak for a mom. 455 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,378 (Chuckles) 456 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,110 (Alert chimes) 457 00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:03,471 Oh, I just got an e-mail from Tracy at kiki de montparnasse. 458 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:06,315 (Gasps) 459 00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,086 She wants you to model at the party tonight. 460 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,759 No. No, no, no. No, that's not gonna happen. 461 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,491 Oh, come on. What better way to show Nate 462 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,123 you're willing to make more of an effort? 463 00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:17,426 And not to mention, Diana is one of the party sponsors. 464 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,498 You think Nate's gonna be going to this? 465 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,729 Of course he will. 466 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:21,870 (Alert chimes) 467 00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:23,402 I shouldn't jump to any conclusions. 468 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,136 I should probably just go talk to him myself. 469 00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,540 (Typing) 470 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:36,215 I'll let you know, okay? 471 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,316 Um, yeah. Sure. 472 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,489 (Cell phone alert chimes) 473 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:42,821 Lola, I don't... I don't want to freak you out, 474 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:46,425 but, um, you may wanna check "gossip girl" again. 475 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:51,260 Word is that Diana and Nate are going to tonight's 476 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:53,832 "down to your skivvies" party together. 477 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,304 Guess their relationship 478 00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:58,568 just went from business to pleasure. 479 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,918 I thought that I moved on, 480 00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:12,851 that this whole business with my mother was in the past. 481 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,323 I could live with the uncertainty 482 00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,355 because the woman I met, 483 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,658 I didn't care if she was my mother or not. 484 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,592 Then I found out she did this extraordinary thing for me. 485 00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:25,834 Is it wrong to think that changes things? 486 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:27,366 No. 487 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,568 Of course not, but... 488 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:32,701 (Sighs) What I don't understand is what you want from me. 489 00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:35,844 Just someone to talk to, I guess. 490 00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:38,607 Someone who'll understand. You... you met her. 491 00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:41,310 You know what I went through. 492 00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:44,754 Is it worth it to try and reach out again? 493 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,887 I don't know, Chuck, 494 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,790 but I'm not sure I'm the one to ask. 495 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,192 Why? Because of Humphrey? 496 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,665 Blair, I'm not trying to work an angle here. 497 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,367 I'm simply coming to you as a friend. 498 00:19:58,368 --> 00:19:59,598 No, you're not. 499 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,700 You're working right back into my life 500 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,402 and you're using your mother to do it. 501 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,503 Blair... 502 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,874 I'm sorry if I sound harsh, 503 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,936 but we both know we've never been good as friends. 504 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:10,380 There's always been an agenda. 505 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,783 Am I wrong? 506 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,788 No, you're not wrong. 507 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,757 Chuck, what are you doing here? 508 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,860 I thought I was coming to see a friend for advice. 509 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,832 Apparently, I made a mistake. 510 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,534 Well, what's going on? 511 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:39,538 You know how I got that blood transfusion at the hospital? 512 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,709 It was Elizabeth. 513 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,741 Apparently, she is my mother, 514 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,414 but she's pulled a disappearing act. 515 00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:49,418 I'm trying to to decide whether it's worth it to track her down, 516 00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:50,949 try and build a relationship. 517 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,423 Well, if you're asking me, I'd say do it. 518 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:55,754 I mean, I know it's scary, 519 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,786 but when it comes to reconnecting with family, 520 00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:59,759 it's... it's worth the risk. 521 00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:02,832 Thanks. 522 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,966 I'm telling you, it's not true. 523 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,768 Then why was it on "gossip girl"? 524 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,400 I have no idea. 525 00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:12,901 Why should I believe that, Nate? You already lied to me 526 00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:14,603 about having a relationship with Diana. 527 00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:16,305 Okay, you're right. 528 00:21:16,306 --> 00:21:18,877 Right? And that was dumb, and I'm really sorry about that. 529 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,880 But there is nothing going on right now. 530 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,853 Then why do you keep nervously looking at the door? 531 00:21:24,854 --> 00:21:26,014 Because Diana has made it clear to me 532 00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:27,586 that she's determined to push me out. 533 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,857 And the last thing I need 534 00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:30,889 is a fight with my girlfriend at the office. 535 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,863 Okay. Well, we can discuss it tonight then. 536 00:21:34,864 --> 00:21:37,926 I can't tonight. I have to go to this party. 537 00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:39,728 What? You don't even like events like this, 538 00:21:39,729 --> 00:21:41,370 and the only reason you wanna go 539 00:21:41,371 --> 00:21:43,902 is because you think I'm lying to you, and I'm not. 540 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,904 This is a work event, 541 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,806 not a personal one, okay? 542 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,308 I'm sorry. 543 00:21:51,681 --> 00:21:53,683 (Cell phone alert chimes) 544 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,723 (Beeping) 545 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,996 (Cell phone rings) 546 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:09,428 (Beep) 547 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,559 Hey. 548 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,760 Is there anything you wanna tell me? 549 00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:13,031 Let me guess. 550 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,434 You saw on "gossip girl" that Chuck came by. 551 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,765 I can explain. 552 00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:17,866 No, you don't have to. 553 00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:20,509 I-I already know about the dowry. 554 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,771 What are you talking about? 555 00:22:22,772 --> 00:22:24,473 About how, uh, how Chuck paid your dowry. 556 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:26,775 Listen, if that's why you didn't sign the divorce papers, 557 00:22:26,776 --> 00:22:28,947 I just wish you would tell me. 558 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,720 No. I had no idea Chuck paid it. 559 00:22:31,721 --> 00:22:34,082 None. I thought it was Georgina. 560 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,654 I gotta go. 561 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,755 Where? 562 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,026 To find him. 563 00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:39,528 "Him" who? 564 00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:41,030 Chuck? 565 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,063 (Beep) 566 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,438 (Cell phone rings) 567 00:22:49,439 --> 00:22:51,039 (Ring) 568 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,140 (Beep) 569 00:22:52,141 --> 00:22:53,642 Hello? 570 00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:55,103 (Man) This is John rosen, Ivy dickens' lawyer. 571 00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:57,606 My client got a call from a bank officer, informing her 572 00:22:57,607 --> 00:22:59,978 that there was a cashier's check waiting for her? 573 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,751 Yes, my, uh, wife unfroze the assets. 574 00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:04,513 That's what Ivy thought. 575 00:23:04,514 --> 00:23:07,716 So she packed up, left her keys, and went to go get the check. 576 00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:08,987 But when she got to the bank, 577 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,820 they had no idea what she was talking about. 578 00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:14,964 (Indistinct conversations, telephone ringing) 579 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:21,530 I couldn't help but overhear your little lover's spat. 580 00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:23,702 I'm sorry Lola won't be coming tonight, 581 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,574 but maybe it presents an opportunity. 582 00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:26,705 What if you and I went together? 583 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,908 Well, I appreciate the olive branch, 584 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,610 but I think it sends the wrong message. 585 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,542 Lola's still my girlfriend, and I don't want to hurt her. 586 00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:36,445 You and I know it's just business. What's the risk? 587 00:23:36,446 --> 00:23:38,016 What's the point? 588 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:41,119 It looks good to advertisers, us playing nice. 589 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,152 Let's use this night to send a message to the town 590 00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:48,458 that "the spectator" is back to being a well-oiled machine. 591 00:23:53,002 --> 00:23:55,003 Hey! 592 00:23:55,004 --> 00:23:56,935 So... 593 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,937 Nate swears there's nothing going on with Diana, 594 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,840 but he also refuses to bring me as his date tonight. 595 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,912 I'm sorry. 596 00:24:03,913 --> 00:24:07,476 Well... you just have two options, then. 597 00:24:07,477 --> 00:24:09,177 Well, there's stay home and do nothing, 598 00:24:09,178 --> 00:24:12,151 or you could come with me to the party and you model. 599 00:24:13,723 --> 00:24:15,754 Tell Tracy I'll be there, 600 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,956 with a date. 601 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,029 Diana better watch out. I'm ready. 602 00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:24,863 Everyone's been talking about Manhattan's latest arrival, 603 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,094 Lola rhodes. 604 00:24:26,095 --> 00:24:28,096 And word is that tonight 605 00:24:28,097 --> 00:24:31,971 you're going to see a whole lot more of her. 606 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:40,178 (Charlotte Gainsbourg) ♫ my head is pounding ♫ 607 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:45,083 ♫ and my mouth is dry ♫ 608 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:48,186 ♫ my eyes are burning ♫ 609 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:52,891 ♫ oh, I can see you lowering ♫ 610 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,163 ♫♫ 611 00:24:55,164 --> 00:24:57,025 Hey. 612 00:24:57,026 --> 00:24:59,528 They do not have parties like this in Florida. 613 00:24:59,529 --> 00:25:01,870 They barely have dental hygiene in Florida. 614 00:25:01,871 --> 00:25:02,971 ♫♫ 615 00:25:02,972 --> 00:25:06,104 Ooh, open bar. Be right back. 616 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:09,107 Hey, nice touch with the hot guy. 617 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,810 Oh, thanks. So have you seen him yet? 618 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,012 Hello! How are you? 619 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,815 Okay, don't tell me they're not on a date. 620 00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:19,748 And she's even more beautiful in person. That's annoying. 621 00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:21,189 Don't worry. 622 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:23,952 As soon as she sees you model, she's not only gonna see 623 00:25:23,953 --> 00:25:25,994 you're a force to be reckoned with and back off, 624 00:25:25,995 --> 00:25:27,195 but you and Nate will be 625 00:25:27,196 --> 00:25:29,558 the hottest couple on the party circuit. 626 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:33,131 You will surpass me as New York's "it girl" in no time. 627 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,833 Oh, no, Serena, no one could surpass you, 628 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,034 especially not me. 629 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,706 Yes, you can, and you will. 630 00:25:37,707 --> 00:25:39,568 And believe me, nothing would make me happier. 631 00:25:39,569 --> 00:25:41,770 Come on. Let's go find Tracy so we can start getting ready. 632 00:25:41,771 --> 00:25:45,543 Actually, I think I'm gonna introduce myself to Diana first. 633 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,544 Thanks. 634 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,976 Go for it. Good luck. 635 00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:49,177 ♫♫ 636 00:25:49,178 --> 00:25:53,022 Hey, Nate. You remember Aidan. 637 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,024 Yeah, w-what are you doing here? 638 00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:58,086 Careful, Nate. You don't want to cause a scene. 639 00:25:58,087 --> 00:26:00,258 This is a business party, after all. 640 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,190 Hi. I'm Lola rhodes. I don't think we've ever met. 641 00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:04,963 Um, this is my date, Aidan hill. 642 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:07,265 Oh. It's a pleasure. 643 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,967 I'm surprised to see you, Lola. 644 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,969 Nate said you wouldn't be making it. 645 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,200 Actually, I was invited to model tonight. 646 00:26:12,201 --> 00:26:13,942 What? I-I didn't know that. 647 00:26:13,943 --> 00:26:16,274 Well, why would you? It's not like we were coming together. 648 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:20,048 Maybe Diana and I should, uh, get a drink 649 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,150 while you two... talk. 650 00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:26,014 Actually, Nate and I need to go and say hello to a few people. 651 00:26:26,015 --> 00:26:27,285 Lola, maybe it's time for you to show Aidan 652 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,217 what you're modeling tonight. 653 00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:32,891 Otherwise, you might lose two men to me in one day. 654 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,292 ♫ Breaking hours ♫ 655 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,995 ♫ out of change, change, change ♫ 656 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,127 (Lily) I brought lattes to help us pack. 657 00:26:39,128 --> 00:26:41,029 I heard from Ivy's lawyer. 658 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,600 She got a call from the bank, 659 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,032 saying there was a cashier's check waiting for her. 660 00:26:44,033 --> 00:26:45,734 So she packed up and moved out, 661 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:47,035 and when she went to collect it, it wasn't there. 662 00:26:47,036 --> 00:26:48,306 Do you know anything about this? 663 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,308 Yes, I never called the lawyers. 664 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,080 But now that she's out, 665 00:26:52,081 --> 00:26:55,183 I need to legally make sure she can't get back in. 666 00:26:55,184 --> 00:26:56,745 And the call about the check? 667 00:26:56,746 --> 00:27:00,318 It was a ruse to get her out of the apartment. 668 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:03,692 Rufus, you're not gonna get me to feel any remorse about this. 669 00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:05,123 Ivy lied about who she was, 670 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:08,096 she manipulated my mother while she lay dying, 671 00:27:08,097 --> 00:27:10,128 and she stole our apartment. 672 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,800 Look, frankly, 673 00:27:11,801 --> 00:27:14,332 I think she deserves exactly what she's getting. 674 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,205 But you didn't just lie to her. You lied to me. 675 00:27:17,206 --> 00:27:20,338 But, Rufus, I'm sorry I kept it from you, 676 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:23,241 because I knew you wouldn't be comfortable with it. 677 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:25,343 I had to protect you from the truth. 678 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,175 This isn't what a marriage is, Lily. 679 00:27:27,176 --> 00:27:28,416 We have to be honest with each other. 680 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:30,919 I know, but this was an extreme situation. 681 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,681 I did what had to be done. 682 00:27:32,682 --> 00:27:34,022 You know, maybe I'm just seeing more clearly 683 00:27:34,023 --> 00:27:35,153 because of the view from Brooklyn, 684 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,025 but I'm not okay with this. 685 00:27:37,026 --> 00:27:38,827 Look, Rufus, I know you're upset, 686 00:27:38,828 --> 00:27:40,158 but how can you be so righteous? 687 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,062 We're talking about someone that stole from us. 688 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:48,737 (Sighs) Oh, my god. Can we please just... 689 00:27:48,738 --> 00:27:50,839 Stop fighting 690 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,170 and just pack and go home? 691 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,842 Yeah, I don't know, lil. 692 00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:55,673 Right now this loft feels a lot more like home 693 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,675 than our apartment. 694 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,048 (Sighs) 695 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:03,681 As you can see, Nate, everyone's very excited I'm back. 696 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,014 No one more so than you, apparently. 697 00:28:06,015 --> 00:28:07,385 Which makes me wonder... 698 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,718 It's a buyer's market right now for newspapers. 699 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:11,890 If you really wanted one, you could've gone anywhere. 700 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,191 What are you getting at? 701 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,263 I think you came back for me. 702 00:28:15,264 --> 00:28:17,125 Oh! (Laughs) You're adorable. 703 00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:18,396 Oh, I'm serious. 704 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:19,868 Oh. 705 00:28:19,869 --> 00:28:21,199 I bet you spent the last few months in L.A., 706 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,370 trying to convince yourself that I was nothing, 707 00:28:22,371 --> 00:28:24,873 just a fling with a younger guy. 708 00:28:24,874 --> 00:28:27,976 But the fact is, you couldn't get over me. 709 00:28:27,977 --> 00:28:29,878 Really? 710 00:28:29,879 --> 00:28:31,479 Then explain this. 711 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,082 (Hustle roses) ♫ too much, now I'm my own crutch ♫ 712 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:35,884 ♫ gotta let it go ♫ 713 00:28:35,885 --> 00:28:37,986 ♫ right off and I stretch my flow ♫ 714 00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:42,190 ♫ oh, electric air, resuscitate your fire, fire ♫ 715 00:28:42,191 --> 00:28:44,122 Come with me. 716 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:46,925 ♫ Of being alive ♫ 717 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,256 Where's my date going? 718 00:28:48,257 --> 00:28:51,059 Exactly where we want him to. 719 00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:55,233 ♫ I'm in the business of being alive ♫ 720 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:58,036 ♫ I am the shelter, shelter ♫ 721 00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,137 Blair, what are you doing here? 722 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:00,368 Looking for you. 723 00:29:00,369 --> 00:29:02,170 At first, I wasn't sure I could find you, 724 00:29:02,171 --> 00:29:04,042 but then I realized all I had to do was 725 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,514 look for the lingerie models. 726 00:29:06,515 --> 00:29:08,847 So tell me, 727 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,979 is it true? 728 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:12,851 Did you pay my dowry? 729 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,222 Who told you that? 730 00:29:14,223 --> 00:29:16,224 Tell me if it's true. 731 00:29:16,225 --> 00:29:18,056 W-why does it matter? 732 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,228 (Scoffs) I knew it. 733 00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:22,861 You thought you could buy me back, 734 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:25,163 just like you thought you could sell me for your hotel. 735 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,995 You've got it all wrong. 736 00:29:26,996 --> 00:29:28,897 That's why you showed up with that ruse today 737 00:29:28,898 --> 00:29:31,099 about friendship. 738 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,942 You bought my divorce and you came to collect your prize. 739 00:29:33,943 --> 00:29:35,544 Then why didn't I collect? 740 00:29:36,906 --> 00:29:39,777 I swear, I did not want you to know about the dowry. 741 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,481 The only people that knew were Nate and Andrew Tyler. 742 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:44,983 ♫ Have you ever really been alive? ♫ 743 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,915 I just wanted you to be free. 744 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:49,487 Whom you choose to love with that freedom is up to you. 745 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,289 ♫ Have you ever really been alive? ♫ 746 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,361 ♫ Have you ever really been alive? ♫ 747 00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:55,793 ♫ Have you ever really been alive? ♫ 748 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,827 I'm sorry, Blair. 749 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,869 I thought you knew. 750 00:30:00,870 --> 00:30:02,400 ♫ Release your heart ♫ 751 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:03,972 ♫ yeah, do it from the start ♫ 752 00:30:03,973 --> 00:30:05,073 Oh! 753 00:30:05,074 --> 00:30:06,274 (Closes door) 754 00:30:06,275 --> 00:30:07,475 ♫ oh, your wings will lift you up ♫ 755 00:30:07,476 --> 00:30:08,877 ♫ and you'll never stop singing ♫ 756 00:30:08,878 --> 00:30:10,538 ♫ release your heart ♫ 757 00:30:10,539 --> 00:30:12,440 ♫ and do it from the start ♫ 758 00:30:12,441 --> 00:30:14,382 ♫ oh, your wings will lift you up ♫ 759 00:30:14,383 --> 00:30:17,115 ♫ yeah, you'll never stop singing ♫ 760 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,118 ♫ ba ba ba-dum ♫ 761 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,519 ♫ ba-da-da ♫ 762 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,852 ♫ ba ♫ 763 00:30:23,853 --> 00:30:25,123 (Diana moans) 764 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,955 ♫ release your heart ♫ 765 00:30:26,956 --> 00:30:28,356 Mmm. 766 00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:30,128 (Lowered voice) You're right. He's a good actor. 767 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,300 (Lowered voice) Yeah, I don't think he's acting all that much. 768 00:30:32,301 --> 00:30:33,431 ♫ Stop singing ♫ 769 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:36,564 Wait, you two are working together? 770 00:30:36,565 --> 00:30:39,107 W... is this some kind of revenge on Diana? 771 00:30:39,108 --> 00:30:41,109 Yes, but let me explain it to you. 772 00:30:41,110 --> 00:30:43,571 I... I can't believe this. 773 00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:45,313 You? Whatever. 774 00:30:45,314 --> 00:30:46,414 But, Lola... (Scoffs) 775 00:30:46,415 --> 00:30:48,346 You totally used me. 776 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,148 Just go talk to her. 777 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,881 We got what we needed, all right? 778 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:56,985 Uh-oh, Nate. 779 00:30:56,986 --> 00:31:00,890 Looks like your dirty movie just got an unhappy ending. 780 00:31:05,895 --> 00:31:07,165 What the hell do you think you're doing? 781 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,466 Filming you and Aidan. 782 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:11,199 Oh, and he's 16, by the way. 783 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,641 Not sure how you're gonna run "the spectator" from jail. 784 00:31:13,642 --> 00:31:15,373 And you recorded it? 785 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,246 Yep. You have not lost your touch, by the way. 786 00:31:18,247 --> 00:31:19,307 So what do you think... 787 00:31:19,308 --> 00:31:20,448 The front page of "the spectator" 788 00:31:20,449 --> 00:31:22,180 or just let gossip girl run with it? 789 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:24,412 Go ahead. 790 00:31:24,413 --> 00:31:26,584 Send the video wherever you want. 791 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,917 If what's-his-name really is 16, 792 00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:31,389 you'll be in prison right there next to me 793 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,661 for recording and distributing child pornography. 794 00:31:33,662 --> 00:31:35,193 (Sighs) 795 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:36,394 I'm gonna go enjoy the show. 796 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:37,926 See you at work tomorrow. 797 00:31:37,927 --> 00:31:41,399 (Class actress' "keep you" playing) 798 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,332 ♫ can I get a break here? ♫ 799 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,105 ♫ Just give me what I want ♫ 800 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:50,208 ♫ how long we gonna take here, here ♫ 801 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:52,310 ♫ to tell you what I want? ♫ 802 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:54,612 ♫ Do you want to call me? ♫ 803 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,214 ♫ Do you want it? I want it ♫ 804 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:58,947 ♫ do you want it all? ♫ 805 00:31:58,948 --> 00:32:00,688 So, uh... 806 00:32:00,689 --> 00:32:01,990 Are you okay? 807 00:32:01,991 --> 00:32:03,021 Yeah. 808 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,552 I guess I'm just 809 00:32:04,553 --> 00:32:07,625 not used to seeing Chuck do anything selfless. 810 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:10,959 Yeah, well, people can surprise us, even Chuck. 811 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,630 I saw the divorce papers. 812 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,232 The seal was there, but they weren't signed. 813 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,934 I thought you must've known that he paid the dowry. 814 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,666 No. 815 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:21,239 This has nothing to do with Chuck 816 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,340 or the dowry. 817 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,342 Well, then... then why? 818 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:27,445 (Sighs) 819 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,648 My whole life, I wanted to be a Princess. 820 00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:34,322 And when I met Louis, it was... 821 00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:38,386 This whole whirlwind of royalty and tiaras, 822 00:32:38,387 --> 00:32:41,659 and it seemed like my dream was coming true. 823 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,661 I mean, I may have married a prince, 824 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:48,596 but I never really got to be a Princess. 825 00:32:48,597 --> 00:32:50,999 I know it's silly, but... 826 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,141 I think it was just one more loss I needed to mourn 827 00:32:53,142 --> 00:32:54,473 before moving on. 828 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,146 Serena, when I first came to you, 829 00:32:58,147 --> 00:33:00,208 it was because I needed advice and I wanted yours. 830 00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:03,011 Oh, and when you agreed to come with me to the party? 831 00:33:03,012 --> 00:33:04,612 That was... 832 00:33:04,613 --> 00:33:06,984 Because I needed to make it look like I was in a fight with Nate 833 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,556 in front of Diana. 834 00:33:08,557 --> 00:33:11,259 I know you really want this "it girl" title for me, 835 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:12,490 and I'm so flattered 836 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,691 that you think I could ever live up to it, 837 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,363 but to be honest with you, Serena, 838 00:33:15,364 --> 00:33:17,395 I-I don't care about that kind of thing. 839 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,697 And neither does Nate, 840 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:22,700 so I'm so sorry and I hope we can still be friends. 841 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,072 Well, why would I want to be? 842 00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,633 I put myself on the line for you, Lola, 843 00:33:25,634 --> 00:33:27,605 and then all you did was let me down. 844 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,677 Okay, ladies, time to get in position. 845 00:33:29,678 --> 00:33:32,180 There's just been a small change in the plans. 846 00:33:32,181 --> 00:33:33,681 Yeah, Lola's not modeling. 847 00:33:33,682 --> 00:33:35,383 What? 848 00:33:35,384 --> 00:33:37,645 She can explain. 849 00:33:37,646 --> 00:33:40,288 Uh, Serena, I need to talk to you. 850 00:33:40,289 --> 00:33:44,052 Oh, I'm so sorry about Lola. I know it's an inconvenience. 851 00:33:44,053 --> 00:33:45,223 It's not that. 852 00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:46,394 After that photograph came out today, 853 00:33:46,395 --> 00:33:47,795 we thought we'd get even more buzz 854 00:33:47,796 --> 00:33:49,557 if we changed the name of "the Serena" to "the Lola." 855 00:33:49,558 --> 00:33:51,729 So I need you to model something else. 856 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,431 Seriously? I mean, a few minutes ago, 857 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:54,602 that would've been great news. 858 00:33:54,603 --> 00:33:56,504 But now... You asked me to do this. 859 00:33:56,505 --> 00:33:58,136 I have a model to take your place while you go change. 860 00:33:58,137 --> 00:34:00,068 We'd love to see you in something else. 861 00:34:00,069 --> 00:34:02,540 Sorry, but you can't go out there. 862 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,143 We can't have Serena being the face of "the Lola." 863 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,444 Please, come with me. 864 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,276 Spotted... 865 00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:11,319 Serena Van Der Woodsen blowing off the kiki fashion show. 866 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:16,725 Looks like this party just went from so hot to so not. 867 00:34:27,136 --> 00:34:29,638 (Alert chimes) 868 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,502 Hey. 869 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:38,276 I just wanted to let you know how sorry I am about last night. 870 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:40,378 And I really appreciate everything you were doing 871 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:41,809 with the whole "it girl" thing. 872 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,211 No, it's okay. I-i-I'm sorry. 873 00:34:43,212 --> 00:34:44,582 I shouldn't have pushed you to do it. 874 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,584 It's clearly not for you. 875 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,117 Actually, it might be. 876 00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:52,089 I got a call from an agent this morning. 877 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,521 She saw my photo on "gossip girl" 878 00:34:53,522 --> 00:34:55,623 and wants to set up a meeting with me. 879 00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:58,666 What does, um, what does Nate have to say about it? 880 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:00,668 I thought he didn't care about you being an "it girl." 881 00:35:00,669 --> 00:35:03,431 Yeah, I know. He doesn't, but, um... 882 00:35:03,432 --> 00:35:06,804 He's supportive of my acting career, so he's happy. 883 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:10,478 And anyway, it's how you use your power that counts, right? 884 00:35:10,479 --> 00:35:12,380 Sure. (Chuckles) 885 00:35:12,381 --> 00:35:14,512 How do you plan to use yours? 886 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:17,545 Well, I was thinking that, 887 00:35:17,546 --> 00:35:20,518 instead of being an "it girl" like you... 888 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,820 Beautiful and unobtainable... 889 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,752 That maybe I could be more of an "every girl." 890 00:35:24,753 --> 00:35:27,796 You know, like, someone everyone can relate to. 891 00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:32,630 I don't know. Maybe that's dumb. Is that stupid? 892 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,164 No. No, no, I... (Chuckles) No, I just think, you know, 893 00:35:36,165 --> 00:35:38,366 these things usually come and go pretty quickly. 894 00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:41,669 So I just... I wouldn't get too used to it, you know? 895 00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:44,272 But, um, there are some things that I have to do, 896 00:35:44,273 --> 00:35:46,414 so maybe I can call you later, and we can hang out? 897 00:35:46,415 --> 00:35:48,177 Okay. Yeah. 898 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,886 (Taps button) 899 00:36:00,329 --> 00:36:01,459 (Taps button) 900 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,592 (Scoffs) 901 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:08,336 Can we talk? 902 00:36:08,337 --> 00:36:11,369 (Indistinct conversations) 903 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,741 Sure. 904 00:36:14,503 --> 00:36:17,205 I don't think I realized just how upset you were with me 905 00:36:17,206 --> 00:36:18,706 till last night. 906 00:36:18,707 --> 00:36:21,749 Or how much you were willing to fight for "the spectator." 907 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:24,212 I've been putting my heart and soul into this paper. 908 00:36:24,213 --> 00:36:25,683 Of course I'm gonna fight for it. 909 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,715 I'd like us to find a way to work together. 910 00:36:27,716 --> 00:36:29,917 Well, I don't know how to do that anymore. 911 00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:32,361 Well... 912 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,794 I could apologize, for starters, 913 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,766 for not being honest with you from the very beginning 914 00:36:38,767 --> 00:36:40,828 about being in business with your grandfather. 915 00:36:40,829 --> 00:36:44,232 It was a terrible thing to do to you. 916 00:36:44,233 --> 00:36:46,504 Thank you. 917 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:47,805 Is that it? 918 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:51,579 Well, I could apologize for last night. But... 919 00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:52,910 I thought that was a draw. 920 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,542 (Scoffs) 921 00:36:54,543 --> 00:36:56,384 What about all the "gossip girl" sources you released? 922 00:36:56,385 --> 00:36:57,715 I didn't do that. 923 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,747 I thought you would've found out by now. 924 00:36:59,748 --> 00:37:02,690 After your grandfather intervened, it was all over. 925 00:37:02,691 --> 00:37:05,793 I thought it would be easier for you to hate me. 926 00:37:05,794 --> 00:37:09,327 And frankly, I-I think I wanted to punish myself a little 927 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:11,529 for what I did to you. 928 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,461 So... 929 00:37:13,462 --> 00:37:16,834 About us working together... What's that gonna look like? 930 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,837 "The spectator" is yours. 931 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,669 I'm just here in a support capacity. 932 00:37:21,670 --> 00:37:23,240 In the meantime, 933 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,672 I have some other business I need to take care of, 934 00:37:24,673 --> 00:37:26,914 and that's gonna be my main focus. 935 00:37:26,915 --> 00:37:28,916 And... 936 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:31,419 I found another office downstairs. 937 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,550 (Chuckles) 938 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,251 Deal? 939 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,954 Deal. 940 00:37:38,387 --> 00:37:40,458 There's one more thing I should come clean about. 941 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,731 You were right about me still having feelings for you. 942 00:37:43,732 --> 00:37:46,594 I know you're with Lola now, and I promise 943 00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:49,567 I won't let my feelings get in the way of your relationship 944 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,700 or of our work. 945 00:37:53,842 --> 00:37:55,874 Let me know if you need me. 946 00:38:00,409 --> 00:38:03,311 (Indistinct conversations, piano playing light jazz) 947 00:38:03,312 --> 00:38:04,812 Always good to see you, 948 00:38:04,813 --> 00:38:06,854 but you really didn't need to come all the way to the Mark 949 00:38:06,855 --> 00:38:08,486 to meet me, Andrew. 950 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:10,458 You could've just e-mailed me Elizabeth's information. 951 00:38:10,459 --> 00:38:11,959 That's why I came. 952 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,661 I don't think you should contact her, Chuck. 953 00:38:13,662 --> 00:38:16,324 Look, I appreciate you looking out for me, but I've decided 954 00:38:16,325 --> 00:38:18,796 I wanna try and have a relationship with my mother. 955 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,870 That's the thing. Elizabeth is not your mother. 956 00:38:23,332 --> 00:38:24,632 I made contact. 957 00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:27,905 She swore it wasn't her who donated the blood. 958 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:31,008 Said she was in a monastery in Tibet at the time. 959 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:33,741 A monastery? She's lying. She's good at that. 960 00:38:33,742 --> 00:38:34,842 I looked into it. 961 00:38:34,843 --> 00:38:36,945 Her story checks out. 962 00:38:39,388 --> 00:38:40,488 Keep looking. 963 00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:42,390 Someone donated that blood. 964 00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:44,493 I wanna know who. 965 00:38:54,503 --> 00:38:56,634 What is this about? 966 00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:58,436 The sun hasn't set. 967 00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:01,569 I feel like a prom queen doing the walk of shame. 968 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:03,511 You look like a Princess. Now I'm not gonna lie. 969 00:39:03,512 --> 00:39:08,776 This is cubic zirconia that I got from a costume shop. 970 00:39:08,777 --> 00:39:10,648 But you'll sell it. 971 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:12,650 Cubic zirconia does not touch this body. 972 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:14,782 (Laughs) Put it on, Blair. 973 00:39:14,783 --> 00:39:16,455 (Sighs deeply) 974 00:39:19,728 --> 00:39:23,591 I have hit rock bottom. What is going on? 975 00:39:23,592 --> 00:39:26,394 I, uh, I thought you should get to feel like a Princess 976 00:39:26,395 --> 00:39:27,495 one last time. 977 00:39:27,496 --> 00:39:29,537 (Girl) O.M.G.! It's Blair Waldorf! 978 00:39:29,538 --> 00:39:32,400 (Girl) You look beautiful! 979 00:39:32,401 --> 00:39:34,101 (Girl) She's a real-life Princess! 980 00:39:34,102 --> 00:39:35,473 Let's get a picture with her! Please. 981 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:36,574 Here! 982 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,805 Yeah! Absolutely. 983 00:39:37,806 --> 00:39:39,407 (Girl squeals) 984 00:39:39,408 --> 00:39:42,410 All right. (Singsongy) Everybody, smile! 985 00:39:42,411 --> 00:39:43,551 (Girls gasp) 986 00:39:43,552 --> 00:39:44,752 Smile bigger! 987 00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:45,753 (Cell phone camera shutter clicks) 988 00:39:45,754 --> 00:39:46,914 (Girl giggles) 989 00:39:46,915 --> 00:39:48,015 I love your crown! 990 00:39:48,016 --> 00:39:50,558 (Girls talking at once) 991 00:39:50,559 --> 00:39:51,689 So amazing! 992 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:54,121 We love you! (Gasps) Thank you! Bye! 993 00:39:54,122 --> 00:39:57,426 (The big pink's "hit the ground (Superman)" Playing) 994 00:40:03,732 --> 00:40:05,003 Thank you. 995 00:40:08,577 --> 00:40:09,807 (Cell phone alert chimes) 996 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:12,039 ♫ fly at the speed of sound and... ♫ 997 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,142 It turns out that Lola staged that photo of herself 998 00:40:15,143 --> 00:40:16,714 in a fireman's jacket. 999 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:18,586 How desperate. 1000 00:40:18,587 --> 00:40:20,087 Doesn't she realize there can only be 1001 00:40:20,088 --> 00:40:22,450 one "it girl" for the Upper East Side? 1002 00:40:22,451 --> 00:40:25,453 And that will always be Serena Van Der Woodsen. 1003 00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:27,024 Nate Archibald's office, please. 1004 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:29,497 (Woman) He's not available right now. 1005 00:40:29,498 --> 00:40:30,898 Tell him it's Lola. 1006 00:40:30,899 --> 00:40:33,631 He's in with Diana. He asked not to be disturbed. 1007 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:37,505 ♫♫ 1008 00:40:37,506 --> 00:40:39,707 (Man) Hey, Lola! Can we get a picture? 1009 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:40,708 (Man) Look this way, please! 1010 00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:41,969 Come on, Lola. Look this way. 1011 00:40:41,970 --> 00:40:44,712 ♫ But if I fall off your cloud ♫ 1012 00:40:44,713 --> 00:40:46,844 There you go. 1013 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,846 Nice. 1014 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:50,548 (Elevator bell dings) 1015 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:52,019 ♫ I don't wanna hit the ground ♫ 1016 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:54,151 You must be happy to be home. 1017 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:57,985 Um, very much, Vanya. Thank you. 1018 00:40:57,986 --> 00:41:00,758 I will go back down and get Mr. Humphrey's bags. 1019 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:03,460 Well, um, actually, this is it for now. 1020 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,862 ♫ I don't wanna hit the ground ♫ 1021 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,594 Sometimes, we fight for something 1022 00:41:06,595 --> 00:41:09,667 only to discover by the time we get it, 1023 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:11,168 our goals have changed. 1024 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,870 (Sighs) 1025 00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:15,743 For some, it's too late. 1026 00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:18,676 The lines have been drawn... 1027 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,177 (Cell phone alert chimes) 1028 00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:23,050 ♫♫ 1029 00:41:23,051 --> 00:41:26,814 And the damage has been done. 1030 00:41:26,815 --> 00:41:31,989 But other times you get the thing you always wanted... 1031 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,962 ♫ look where it goes, we don't make a sound ♫ 1032 00:41:34,963 --> 00:41:39,227 ♫♫ 1033 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:47,074 Only to find out it isn't what you really need. 1034 00:41:47,075 --> 00:41:51,078 ♫ If I fall off, oh, Superman ♫ 1035 00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:53,110 ♫ oh, Superman ♫ 1036 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,112 Get ready, kids. I'm back, 1037 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:58,015 and this time, I'm here to stay. 1038 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,146 ♫ I don't wanna hit the ground ♫ 1039 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:00,048 (Chimes) 1040 00:42:00,049 --> 00:42:03,622 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.