1 00:00:02,533 --> 00:00:03,533 (Vanessa) I found your book. 2 00:00:03,534 --> 00:00:05,206 If I ever show it to anyone, 3 00:00:05,276 --> 00:00:07,038 it'll guarantee my outsider status forever. 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:10,741 I'm sure once it's published, the author will come forward. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,284 There's a certain someone that might actually like 6 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:15,222 the way she's painted, and I'm not talking about Serena. 7 00:00:15,246 --> 00:00:16,526 (Dan) Blair, we kept us a secret 8 00:00:16,787 --> 00:00:18,265 'cause we were afraid there was something more. 9 00:00:18,289 --> 00:00:20,321 Dan and I have a real connection. 10 00:00:20,391 --> 00:00:21,751 That is, until a prince came along. 11 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:24,395 (Louis) Being together means going against my family, 12 00:00:24,455 --> 00:00:25,796 and if I'm going to take a stand, 13 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:28,299 I need to know for certain that you feel as I do. 14 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:30,801 Will you marry me? 15 00:00:31,062 --> 00:00:32,403 You are cousin Charlie? 16 00:00:32,463 --> 00:00:33,540 Well, wait. What about your trust fund? 17 00:00:33,564 --> 00:00:35,035 Why haven't you gotten it yet? 18 00:00:35,106 --> 00:00:37,068 I have to say it was a pretty devious plan. 19 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:40,511 Thank you, Ivy. You played your part perfectly. 20 00:00:40,571 --> 00:00:43,314 What we have is a great love. 21 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:45,816 No matter what we do and how much we fight, 22 00:00:46,077 --> 00:00:47,548 it'll always pull us in. 23 00:00:47,618 --> 00:00:49,680 I should find Louis and tell him it's over. 24 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,821 We need to talk. 25 00:00:51,082 --> 00:00:52,253 When I need to tell you is... 26 00:00:52,523 --> 00:00:54,461 What she's trying to say is, you have my blessing. 27 00:00:54,485 --> 00:00:56,427 This is your chance at happiness. 28 00:00:56,487 --> 00:00:57,728 You deserve your fairy tale. 29 00:00:58,089 --> 00:00:59,236 (Blair) It's taking all the power I have 30 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,291 to walk away from you. 31 00:01:00,491 --> 00:01:01,708 (Chuck) But I need to let you go. 32 00:01:01,732 --> 00:01:03,394 Being alone is just what I need. 33 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:06,497 No boys, no bars. Just a bottle of sun block 34 00:01:06,637 --> 00:01:08,139 and a dozen of the best beach reads. 35 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,801 Are you turning "the beautiful and damned" into a movie? 36 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,505 I got an idea. We got the beautiful and the damned. 37 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,607 So this is not your assignment now. 38 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,649 I always know it's serious 39 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:20,711 when even you know you can't dull the pain. 40 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,221 Just spin the globe and pick a point. 41 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,191 Bachelors who don't have to answer to anybody. 42 00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:25,216 (Exhales deeply) 43 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:32,193 And who am I? 44 00:01:32,263 --> 00:01:35,666 That's a secret I'll never tell. 45 00:01:35,726 --> 00:01:37,668 You know you love me. 46 00:01:37,728 --> 00:01:39,630 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 47 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,433 Captioned by closed captioning services, inc. 48 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,834 (Beep, film projector whirring) 49 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,177 (Jazz music playing) 50 00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:49,240 (Laughter) 51 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,851 (Laughs) What is it? 52 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,395 God, you're such a swan in this light. 53 00:02:05,356 --> 00:02:06,597 (Chuckles) 54 00:02:12,603 --> 00:02:14,505 (David) Cut! Perfect! Print. (Bell rings) 55 00:02:14,565 --> 00:02:17,208 Okay, one thing I wanted to say. That was great. 56 00:02:17,268 --> 00:02:18,385 Loosen up. Enjoy it a little bit. 57 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:19,649 Just 'cause you're in white tie 58 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:21,117 doesn't mean you can't be dirty and drunk. 59 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,319 That's how these people were back then. 60 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,714 Right. 61 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:25,592 You know what I'm saying? They were having a good time. 62 00:02:25,616 --> 00:02:27,524 So don't make it stiff. You know, enjoy it a little bit. 63 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,855 Uh, the "New York times" called and wants a quote 64 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:30,381 on the decision to set the movie 65 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,752 on the days of the crash of '29. 66 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:34,154 But I told that guy I don't wanna do that 67 00:02:34,225 --> 00:02:35,462 unless I first get the e-mail from sue zucconi. 68 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:36,486 Okay. Hi. 69 00:02:36,527 --> 00:02:37,628 Hey, Serena. How are you? 70 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,166 Good. How are you, David? Good to see you. 71 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,350 Thanks. (Speaks indistinctly) 72 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,169 Oh, no, no. It's okay. I got it. You're busy. 73 00:02:42,193 --> 00:02:43,210 But then who would answer the phones 74 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:44,234 in the production office? 75 00:02:44,595 --> 00:02:45,236 I had the calls forwarded to my cell. 76 00:02:45,596 --> 00:02:46,676 Well, if you're hands-free, 77 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:48,315 all the better to collate the revisions 78 00:02:48,339 --> 00:02:49,376 and the production team's drafts. 79 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,680 Marshall, remember when you said 80 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:54,305 that I could observe filming one day before the shoot was over? 81 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,806 Shoot's not over till next week. 82 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,208 (Mouths word) 83 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,381 Serena? 84 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:02,213 Thank you. 85 00:03:06,657 --> 00:03:09,820 (Little dragon's "shuffle a dream" playing) 86 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:18,269 (Crowd cheering) 87 00:03:18,329 --> 00:03:19,700 (Man) Whoo! 88 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:20,871 (Clank) 89 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:23,704 (Cheering) 90 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:29,410 Dad! What are you doing here? 91 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,687 I thought you'd still be in London, 92 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,313 helping Jenny set up at Saint Martins. 93 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:33,684 Oh, she and Eric kicked me out 94 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:34,921 when I didn't know who Sarah Burton was, 95 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:35,946 so I came back here early 96 00:03:36,447 --> 00:03:37,348 and thought I'd spend some time with you. 97 00:03:37,448 --> 00:03:38,619 Well, happy to have you. 98 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,691 Yeah. I popped by Cece's. This was waiting. 99 00:03:40,751 --> 00:03:42,593 Maybe it's important. It's from the city. 100 00:03:42,653 --> 00:03:43,924 Huh. 101 00:03:43,994 --> 00:03:45,426 (Cheering) 102 00:03:45,496 --> 00:03:47,928 It's, uh, Blair's "save the date." 103 00:03:47,998 --> 00:03:50,561 You're not happy. You guys are still friends, right? 104 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,002 Yeah. Friends. 105 00:03:52,263 --> 00:03:53,864 Wonder if she invited Chuck. 106 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,537 If he's anywhere that fedex can reach... 107 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,846 (Engine rumbling) 108 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:12,783 ♫ you act supreme as your fortune lit the sky ♫ 109 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,855 ♫ but it's a shell with a crack ♫ 110 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:16,857 ♫ and you're just a plain guy ♫ 111 00:04:16,927 --> 00:04:20,361 ♫ play it big 'cause the world made it easy to ♫ 112 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:24,535 ♫ I see the shimmering rocks moving closer to you ♫ 113 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:26,497 ♫ to your door ♫ 114 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,299 ♫ so make a move ♫ 115 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,441 ♫ castle in the sky ♫ 116 00:04:30,501 --> 00:04:32,373 Hi. I don't believe we've met. 117 00:04:32,443 --> 00:04:33,874 I'm Nate Archibald. 118 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:35,346 And, uh, you are? 119 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:36,807 Waiting for me. 120 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,048 (Scoffs) 121 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:40,010 How was your nap? 122 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,453 Great. You were gone. 123 00:04:42,513 --> 00:04:43,714 ♫♫♫ 124 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,055 It's the only time I can sleep. 125 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:47,558 Why didn't you take someone with you for a change? 126 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:48,819 ♫♫♫ 127 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,321 Anything for me? 128 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,392 Nope. 129 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:53,894 Well, if you hear anything crazy, 130 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:57,728 it means I'm doing something right. 131 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:01,832 ♫♫♫ 132 00:05:05,476 --> 00:05:06,707 How does it feel to be home? 133 00:05:06,777 --> 00:05:09,740 Oh, it's gonna be tough reacclimating. 134 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:13,384 After living in a palace, how will a penthouse do? 135 00:05:13,444 --> 00:05:16,547 But maybe we should skip the wedding planning 136 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,390 and pull the blinds and just spend the day in bed? 137 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:22,022 We did that all summer. 138 00:05:22,092 --> 00:05:26,857 But we can't put off our parents any longer. 139 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:32,603 Would a present help motivate you downstairs? 140 00:05:33,764 --> 00:05:34,935 Oh! 141 00:05:35,005 --> 00:05:36,006 (Chuckles) 142 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:39,540 How did you know just what I was missing? Oh! 143 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:40,817 Shall I wear it to your uncle's speech 144 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,121 at the general assembly tomorrow? 145 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:44,575 Unfortunately, you will not be allowed inside 146 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,378 until you are an official member of the royal family. 147 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,749 Consider yourself lucky. 148 00:05:48,919 --> 00:05:51,081 Albert's speeches are stronger than Ambien. 149 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,754 I do consider myself lucky. 150 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:55,386 I'm living a fairy tale. 151 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,357 But no heroine gets her happy ending 152 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,530 without overcoming some obstacles, 153 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:01,932 and this wedding will be no exception. 154 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:04,364 (Eleanor) A civil service and a religious ceremony? 155 00:06:04,435 --> 00:06:06,096 Who has ever heard of such a thing?! 156 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,498 Our guests will be sitting 157 00:06:07,698 --> 00:06:08,599 longer than a Terrence malick movie. 158 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,140 I'm you're rock. 159 00:06:10,401 --> 00:06:12,072 You can count on me. 160 00:06:12,142 --> 00:06:14,044 (Inhales and exhales deeply) 161 00:06:14,104 --> 00:06:17,107 How did you guys end up here? 162 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,809 And... and whose boat is this? 163 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,581 This is Allegra versace's. 164 00:06:20,651 --> 00:06:22,953 Chuck won it in a poker game in chiang mai. 165 00:06:23,013 --> 00:06:26,086 He won Allegra, too, but, uh, that's another story. 166 00:06:26,156 --> 00:06:27,618 (Chuckles) Wow. 167 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,019 So... so he's okay then? 168 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,391 Ask him yourself. 169 00:06:31,462 --> 00:06:32,493 Serena. 170 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:33,764 Oh! 171 00:06:33,824 --> 00:06:34,865 Mwah! 172 00:06:34,925 --> 00:06:35,925 Hey. Whoa. 173 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:38,569 Usually when you smile like this, 174 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:41,101 you look like a creepy cheshire cat, 175 00:06:41,171 --> 00:06:42,533 but this one is real. 176 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,681 What is your secret? And if it's legal, I want some. 177 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:48,579 It's not a substance. It's a state of mind. A word. 178 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:50,981 Well, let me guess... A dirty word. 179 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,583 "Yes." 180 00:06:52,643 --> 00:06:53,714 (Laughs) 181 00:06:53,784 --> 00:06:55,145 Yes, it's a dirty word? 182 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:57,888 The word is "yes." I say it at anything. 183 00:06:57,948 --> 00:07:00,521 If an opportunity presents itself, I take it. 184 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:02,893 There's nothing I won't try once, even happiness. 185 00:07:02,953 --> 00:07:04,525 Mm, he's very inspiring. 186 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,633 I've been saying all summer he should run an infomercial. 187 00:07:06,657 --> 00:07:09,600 You mock, but if someone gave me the opportunity, I'd say... 188 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,562 Yes. Yeah, I think I get it. 189 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,803 I don't think you do. 190 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,080 See, you've been working all summer 191 00:07:14,104 --> 00:07:15,536 in your little assistant's job, 192 00:07:15,706 --> 00:07:18,939 driving a cart, getting coffee, sorting things. 193 00:07:19,009 --> 00:07:21,972 Isn't there something more you want out of it? 194 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,776 Actually, the producer, Jane, who I really admire, 195 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,147 asked me my thoughts on a scene. 196 00:07:27,478 --> 00:07:29,095 And I was really excited to write something up, 197 00:07:29,119 --> 00:07:31,652 but then Marshall, who's technically my supervisor, 198 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:33,223 got wind of it and, uh... 199 00:07:33,484 --> 00:07:35,486 He wasn't a huge fan of the idea. 200 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,563 What, so you never did it? 201 00:07:36,587 --> 00:07:38,188 Well, no, I placated Marshall, 202 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,531 so now Jane probably thinks I'm a flake. 203 00:07:40,591 --> 00:07:42,162 There's still time. 204 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:45,095 Go say the "yes" you never said. 205 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,867 (Laughs) 206 00:07:46,937 --> 00:07:49,870 You know what? You... you are actually right. 207 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:52,202 And even if you are completely delusional, 208 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,576 if it makes you look this good, I will find Jane tomorrow, 209 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:56,747 Marshall be damned. 210 00:07:56,807 --> 00:07:57,808 Mm. 211 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,009 Who wants to go with me 212 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,827 to make sure I actually go through with it? 213 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:02,983 (Inhales deeply) I know what you're gonna say. 214 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:04,054 Daniel. 215 00:08:04,114 --> 00:08:05,155 Hey. 216 00:08:05,856 --> 00:08:06,587 I was thinking about you just yesterday, old boy. 217 00:08:06,757 --> 00:08:08,088 Read an advanced copy 218 00:08:08,559 --> 00:08:10,466 of a story that "vanity fair's" running in their next issue. 219 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,122 Reminded me of your work, 220 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,564 only... better. 221 00:08:13,624 --> 00:08:14,625 (Chuckles) 222 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:15,726 Who wrote it? 223 00:08:15,966 --> 00:08:17,167 That's the thing. No one knows. 224 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,230 Totally anonymous. And everyone's talking about it. 225 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,872 What's the story about? 226 00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:24,074 Ah, it's a little wharton and a lot wolfe. 227 00:08:24,134 --> 00:08:27,778 The modern mores and misdoings of upper crust Manhattan. 228 00:08:27,838 --> 00:08:29,179 I thought of you because 229 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:32,583 the protagonist's name was Dylan hunter, of all things. 230 00:08:32,643 --> 00:08:35,015 The initials being what they are... 231 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:36,086 Uh... 232 00:08:36,587 --> 00:08:39,820 I'm sorry, Jeremiah. I gotta... I gotta run. 233 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:50,160 I see from your list of demands, Blair... 234 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,632 Demands? 235 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,665 That you would like to have peonies in your bridal bouquet. 236 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,907 They're my favorite flower. 237 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,939 And they are very beautiful, but... 238 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:02,813 In our country, a bride always walks with carnations. 239 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:07,247 Hmm. To the nearest florist and demands a refund. 240 00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:09,650 I'll be holding peonies. 241 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,852 Aren't I, Louis? 242 00:09:14,825 --> 00:09:15,986 Louis? 243 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,557 With you looking so beautiful, 244 00:09:17,628 --> 00:09:19,089 who will even notice the flowers? 245 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,161 Oh, "vogue Paris" would like to have a photo 246 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:24,234 of you in your wedding dress for their November issue. 247 00:09:24,294 --> 00:09:27,668 Obviously, this is a very big deal as... 248 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:28,899 As "vogue Paris" is perhaps 249 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:31,241 the best thing to happen to the world ever. 250 00:09:31,301 --> 00:09:33,674 Well, I know this is very short notice, 251 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:34,975 but not to worry, 252 00:09:35,105 --> 00:09:37,808 because my dress is already on the plane here. 253 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,211 Your dress? 254 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,914 Everybody has been married in this dress, 255 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,586 from my great-grandmother on down. 256 00:09:46,657 --> 00:09:48,789 Louis, I've already lost 257 00:09:48,859 --> 00:09:50,661 on the food, the flowers, and the font. 258 00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:52,823 You know how important choosing my dress is for me. 259 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,626 But this is a dress for a royal. 260 00:09:57,928 --> 00:09:59,870 (Whispers) Hey. 261 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:02,873 (Normal voice) You'll love maman's dress. I-I promise. 262 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:04,174 I can't wait to see you in it. 263 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:07,307 How about some cold prosecco to kill the pain? 264 00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:08,839 (Cell phone vibrates) 265 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,240 (Gossip girl) This just in. 266 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,882 Due to a reader's dumpster dive 267 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:14,114 outside a well-known fifth Avenue prewar, 268 00:10:14,184 --> 00:10:18,048 it appears someone we know and love is in the family way. 269 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,750 So this is your humble gossip girl 270 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,252 issuing an a.P.P.B. 271 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,955 Who could the mother of our next scandal be? 272 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,156 What's wrong, Dorota? 273 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,759 Nothing. Uh, nothing at all. 274 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,130 (Beep) 275 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,162 Prosecco? 276 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,806 No, thank you. I think I need all my wits for the next round. 277 00:10:35,866 --> 00:10:38,308 (Ida Maria) ♫ the wheel of life's gonna do you in ♫ 278 00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:40,310 ♫ so I don't really have to do a thing ♫ 279 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,411 Oh, no, it's okay. 280 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,089 I gave up drinking at the beginning of summer. 281 00:10:43,113 --> 00:10:45,115 You know, L.A. lifestyle. 282 00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:46,917 Come on. You guys need one. 283 00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:48,318 (Chuck and Nate) Cheers. 284 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,722 At least this secret is bound to show itself soon. 285 00:10:56,987 --> 00:11:00,760 The first meeting was a disaster, s. 286 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,133 He conceded to Sophie on everything. 287 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:04,795 Oh, it was so out of control, 288 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,296 you would've thought he was Italian. 289 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,775 Well, finding a balance between your mother and your fiancee 290 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:10,270 has gotta be tough. 291 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,348 I'm sure he's just trying to keep the peace the best he can. 292 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,275 Stop being so rational and trying to see both sides. 293 00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:17,677 I haven't even told you the worst part yet. 294 00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:20,280 They want me to wear Sophie's dress. 295 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:22,012 Not just on the day, 296 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,014 but in "vogue Paris," too. (Scoffs) 297 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,087 Hand-me-downs are for charity and second children, 298 00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:29,689 not for the bride on her wedding day. 299 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,461 Louis knows how upset I am. 300 00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:35,195 He said he'd talk to Sophie, but... (Sighs) I don't know. 301 00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:38,168 B., first of all, "vogue Paris"... that's amazing! 302 00:11:38,228 --> 00:11:39,770 And you're gonna look beautiful 303 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,172 in whatever you wear, which should be Sophie's gown. 304 00:11:42,232 --> 00:11:44,374 That way, she has a gorgeous photo of you 305 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:45,806 looking exactly how she wants, 306 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:47,236 and that way you have more leverage 307 00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:49,109 to wear your own dress on the real day. 308 00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:51,711 See, this is why I wish you were here. 309 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:52,943 Aren't you done out there? 310 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,714 Los Angeles is a plastic surgery layover, 311 00:11:54,785 --> 00:11:55,916 not somewhere you live. 312 00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:57,287 (Walkie-talkie beeps) 313 00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:58,865 (Man) Serena, your guests just came through the gate. 314 00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:00,066 Okay, thank you. I'll be right there. 315 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:01,922 B., I love you and I miss you, too. 316 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,353 All right. Tomorrow, same time? 317 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,195 Today we did me, so we can do you? 318 00:12:05,255 --> 00:12:07,027 Of course. You're on my schedule. 319 00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:09,499 Aw. Listen to you, all professional. 320 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,762 Bye. 321 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,033 (Beep) 322 00:12:13,363 --> 00:12:15,866 Miss Blair, have you seen "gossip girl" lately? 323 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:16,936 No. 324 00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:19,369 We need to discuss something... 325 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,911 (Cell phone alert chimes) 326 00:12:20,971 --> 00:12:23,013 Something affecting both our futures. 327 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,420 The only thing affecting our futures 328 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,917 is your inability to clear a table fast enough. 329 00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:29,379 It appears that Louis has spoken to Sophie. 330 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,121 (Speaks Polish) 331 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,523 I need to look my best for my first royal apology. 332 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,088 (Indistinct conversations) 333 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,330 Here you go. Thank you. And do you mind telling Jane 334 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:41,808 that I need to talk to her? I know they're on lunch. 335 00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:43,193 Sure. 336 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,765 I don't remember approving a set visit for your friends. 337 00:12:45,836 --> 00:12:46,897 You must be Marshall. 338 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:47,898 And who are you? 339 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,769 (Both) He's Chuck bass. 340 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,277 Hey, so the stuntman's prepped for the fall. 341 00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:53,203 Can you, uh, ask David to meet me by the bag 342 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,474 to talk to the double? 343 00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:56,907 What's the stunt? 344 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,508 I could show you. 345 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,480 You know what I have to say. 346 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,552 Then go. 347 00:13:02,813 --> 00:13:05,115 I have to find David. I'll tell Jane you stopped by. 348 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,017 Get back to work. 349 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,059 Well, the zip codes may be different, 350 00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:11,191 but douche bags are the same no matter where you go. 351 00:13:11,261 --> 00:13:12,498 But now he's gone. Go find Jane. 352 00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:14,424 Okay, what are you gonna do? 353 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,327 Hey, s. Is this my noon audition? 354 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,428 Yes. 355 00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:20,246 Wait. Are you kidding me? You're kidding me. 356 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,973 You're gonna be great. 357 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,075 Yeah, I'll totally hold. 358 00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,506 Thanks, epperly. 359 00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:29,309 I don't get it. Why would Vanessa steal your story? 360 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:33,283 Oh, to teach me a lesson. Let's just, uh, hope I'm wrong, 361 00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:34,484 which... 362 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:35,815 (Opens drawer) 363 00:13:35,886 --> 00:13:36,917 I'm not. 364 00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:37,988 (Closes drawer) 365 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,398 Did Gabriela ever call you back? 366 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:41,591 You think maybe Jenny's heard from Vanessa? 367 00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:43,323 Why would she call Jenny? 368 00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:46,556 Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm here. 369 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,898 Okay. 370 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,359 Thank you. 371 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,429 (Beep) 372 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:52,602 Epperly's friend at "vanity fair" 373 00:13:52,863 --> 00:13:54,935 says all he knows is graydon Carter read the story 374 00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:56,106 and decided to run it. 375 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,507 Oh, that's pretty cool, right? 376 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,345 I mean, "vanity fair's" gonna publish your writing? 377 00:13:59,369 --> 00:14:01,087 If only they were doing it because of my writing. 378 00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:03,513 I mean, they... they think it's about a celebrity. 379 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,115 Really? Why? 380 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,977 Oh, because it's about a celebrity, kind of. 381 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:11,521 Uh, Blair Waldorf, future Princess of Monaco. 382 00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:15,355 I wrote it in the spring, after she and I... 383 00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:17,157 What? (Chuckles) 384 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:22,993 Where you going? 385 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,864 To find the one person 386 00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:27,097 what can help me stop this before it's too late. 387 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,039 (Door creaks) 388 00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:32,572 It's okay. I accept. 389 00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:34,104 Accept what? 390 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,605 Your apology. 391 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,447 (Knock on door) 392 00:14:42,512 --> 00:14:44,284 You didn't talk to your mother. 393 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:47,357 It's just so hard to say no to her. 394 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,257 I worry she'll make things more difficult later 395 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,521 if she doesn't get her way right now. 396 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:55,025 I'm trying to ease her into our future. 397 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,467 The future is here. 398 00:14:57,527 --> 00:14:59,169 We're gonna be married in three months. 399 00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,471 I need to know that we're in this together 400 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,673 and I'm not just standing here alone. 401 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:06,476 You're not. I'm right here. 402 00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:08,008 Those are just words. 403 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,479 I need proof. 404 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:11,541 (Sighs) 405 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,284 You're right. 406 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:16,646 The dress discussion can wait until tomorrow. 407 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,519 But tonight, I show my mother that you come first. 408 00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:21,021 Be ready at 6:00. 409 00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:22,622 Ready for what? 410 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:25,155 You will be on my arm at the general assembly gala. 411 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,097 I thought there was a rule. 412 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:28,558 It's about to be broken. 413 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,431 What do you say? 414 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:38,368 This isn't right. These two walls need to be white. 415 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,071 Serena. Are you looking for Marshall? 416 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,141 No. You, actually. 417 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:43,473 I hope it's to tell me 418 00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:45,321 why you didn't follow up after our first meeting. 419 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,347 I didn't scare you away, did I? 420 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,678 No. No, no, no. Not at all. 421 00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:50,456 I just didn't want to step on Marshall's toes. 422 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,598 Why not? Keeping on them is what David hired you to do. 423 00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:54,084 If it weren't for you, 424 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,554 he wouldn't have even read the book. 425 00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:56,987 And it was his thoughtful comparison 426 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,358 of the book to the script 427 00:15:58,488 --> 00:16:00,660 that's helped keep all of the departments focused. 428 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,532 But I-I did that the first week. 429 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:05,665 If I would've known he was doing it, too, I... 430 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,999 I'm not trying to get anyone in trouble. 431 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,140 Please don't... 432 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,671 No one's in trouble. 433 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:15,145 A little reminder that things don't go unnoticed never hurts. 434 00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:18,978 What would you say to a little more responsibility, 435 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:20,680 see how you do with it? 436 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,382 I'd say... 437 00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:24,214 Yes. (Chuckles) 438 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:29,189 ("The Charleston" playing) 439 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:34,124 Jane just called, gave me the rest of the day off. 440 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,142 Said I was taking too long to finish her task list 441 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,098 and that I should leave the rest to you. 442 00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:40,106 Looks like things really do come easy to Serena Van Der Woodsen, 443 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,701 just like I heard. 444 00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:44,734 But if you think you can do my job better than I can, 445 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,576 here's the test. 446 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,178 (Scoffs) 447 00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:49,379 "Pull tomorrow's sides, 448 00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:52,042 "update phone sheet, take dogs to groomer, 449 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,514 write coverage of eugenides." 450 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,762 This isn't so bad. How long did she give you to do this? 451 00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:58,248 Till tomorrow. 452 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,226 Okay, well, I'll have it done by the party later. 453 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,122 Well, I hope I don't see you there. 454 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,499 Oh, you will. Wait. Have you seen my friends? 455 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,495 (Man) Hey, get down from there! 456 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:07,327 (Loud whoosh) 457 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:10,430 (David) What was that? Were we rolling? 458 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,402 Guys. Guys. G... 459 00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:14,164 (Laughs) 460 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,566 You're about to be in a lot of trouble, 461 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,540 but I get the feeling you don't care. 462 00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:21,641 You free tonight? 463 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,613 I am now. 464 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,548 ♫♫♫ 465 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,686 (The exiles' "circles" playing) 466 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,791 ♫ it started out with a kiss ♫ 467 00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:45,095 Oh! I forgot to ask you. How was the audition? 468 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,642 Well, after I told them I wasn't an actor, 469 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,514 they said, "that's too bad, because you'd be perfect 470 00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:50,370 "as a kid from an east coast political family 471 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,641 "who's constantly manipulated 472 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,579 while trying to keep everyone around him happy." 473 00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:54,674 They told me that. 474 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,752 (Laughs) You should've said, "yes!" I mean it. 475 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,155 If there was still in Oprah, she would've been all over that. 476 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,250 (Laughs) Oh, I like Gayle. 477 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,212 (Laughs) Me, too. 478 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,290 So by the way, thank you for letting me use your card. 479 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:05,655 If you hadn't been here, 480 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,493 I don't know how I would've gotten this task done... 481 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,289 Which I'm sure was Marshall's intention. 482 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,661 Hey, gotta love California's laws. 483 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,123 Oh, by the way. 484 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,700 Does Patrick Roberts have glaucoma or something? 485 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:16,244 Like a... like a little nervous twitch? 486 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,668 Who knows? It was the last thing on the list. 487 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:20,730 "Get Patrick his medicinal weed." 488 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,502 I wonder which one he'll want... 489 00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:23,703 Blueberry headband, 490 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:25,675 dragon of Shaolin, or Sushi Friday? 491 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,407 Headband's pretty good... 492 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,280 From what I've heard from people telling me that it's good. 493 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:33,343 No, no judgment. I'm just curious why you need it. 494 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,216 It's not like cruising around on a yacht is stressful. 495 00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:38,188 Uh, no, I know that, okay? But doing nothing 496 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:39,865 has given me a lot of time to think, you know? 497 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,251 And maybe the last couple years 498 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:42,668 are starting to take their toll on me, 499 00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,254 between my family, Juliet... 500 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,755 (Scoffs) Raina, you. 501 00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:49,229 I mean, sometimes I wish I could just reinvent myself, you know? 502 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:50,606 Well, you've come to the right place. 503 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,702 Everyone in Hollywood reinvents themselves. 504 00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:53,903 I mean, look at me. 505 00:18:54,264 --> 00:18:55,904 I have gone from "it" girl to working girl 506 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,167 in just 3,000 miles. 507 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,708 I'm impressed. I'm impressed. 508 00:18:58,768 --> 00:19:00,246 (Laughs) Look, if you're sick of being you, 509 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,272 be someone else for a while. 510 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,344 Yeah, and just where do you suppose that I do that? 511 00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:07,647 At the party we earned our way into tonight. 512 00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:09,319 What do you say? 513 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:12,252 (Chuckles) 514 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,156 My, don't you look lovely! 515 00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:19,459 Miss Blair go to u.N. 516 00:19:19,529 --> 00:19:22,792 With Louis and the Princess? I-i-i thought it wasn't proper. 517 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,766 It isn't. Miss Blair testing prince. 518 00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:29,599 Louis told me he would stand up to his mother tonight. 519 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,373 So if he does, everything can continue the way it's meant to. 520 00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:35,181 And if he doesn't, he and his mother will have 521 00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:37,277 a lovely wedding in November without a bride. 522 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:38,627 Or she could just take my place, 523 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,551 which seems to be what she wants. Wish me luck. 524 00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:44,514 Darling, is the stress of the wedding getting to you? 525 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:48,518 Testing a good man who loves you never ends well. 526 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,660 Nothing is getting to me, mother. 527 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,422 I am a Waldorf woman. 528 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,664 I need to know I still have a voice 529 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,226 and that that voice is heard. 530 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,698 Now I'm gonna go wait for Louis downstairs. 531 00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:00,930 I swear, 532 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,233 sometimes I don't know where she gets it from. 533 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,204 (Elevator bell dings, doors open) 534 00:20:06,776 --> 00:20:09,739 (Indistinct conversations) 535 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,541 Louis. 536 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,611 Dan. 537 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,815 Hey. Uh, listen, I-I really need your help. 538 00:20:15,885 --> 00:20:17,347 I wrote a story 539 00:20:17,547 --> 00:20:19,625 that this magazine is publishing in their next issue, 540 00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:21,867 and I really don't want them to. I have no idea how to stop it, 541 00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:23,553 but I-I figured, you know, 542 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,755 if you put your royal weight behind it, 543 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,358 it could be dead in an hour. 544 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,436 I'm sorry. I have an event I'm late for. Blair is... 545 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,463 Blair is the one the story's about. 546 00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:37,337 I swear to you, if this story ever sees the light of day, 547 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,909 you are not gonna be happy. 548 00:20:41,611 --> 00:20:43,313 (Seagulls calling) 549 00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:45,345 You ready to go? 550 00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,647 I thought your text said you were bringing a friend. 551 00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:49,749 Oh, marilu got a ride with Patrick Roberts. 552 00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:51,621 She goes wherever he goes anyway. 553 00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:53,753 Why? Are they together? 554 00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:55,955 No, she's his minder from the bond company. 555 00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:59,789 He has to stay sober, or the film gets shut down. 556 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,691 Luckily, you and I don't. 557 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,734 But you won't be needing that helmet. I brought my truck. 558 00:21:04,794 --> 00:21:06,342 Riding Mulholland can be pretty dangerous, 559 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,697 and that's where the party is. 560 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,869 Well, I'll throw this inside. 561 00:21:23,713 --> 00:21:26,716 Stick and stones may just break bones, 562 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,620 but the wounds from words never heal... 563 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:34,293 Especially when they're words we hoped we'd never read. 564 00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:35,925 On second thought, 565 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,728 I'm sure I could ride carefully. 566 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,531 Nothing's that dangerous, right? 567 00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:48,938 (Foster the people's "Houdini" playing) 568 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:52,442 (Indistinct conversations) 569 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,745 ♫ rise above, gonna start the war ♫ 570 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,048 ♫ oh, whatcha want, whatcha need, whatcha come here for? ♫ 571 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,653 ♫ Well, an eye for an eye and an "f" for fight ♫ 572 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,698 ♫ takin' me down at the prisoner's riot ♫ 573 00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:09,829 ♫ yeah, yeah ♫ 574 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,761 Hey. 575 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:14,333 Here you go. 576 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:15,865 Oh, you can't possibly... 577 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,767 Have finished? She did. 578 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,938 Everything? 579 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,016 Well, technically, there's still one thing left. 580 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,512 Have you see Patrick? 581 00:22:22,572 --> 00:22:24,914 Yeah, outside by the pool. 582 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:31,381 (Beeping) 583 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,585 (Serena) This is your chance. 584 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,026 What are you talking about? 585 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:39,505 Come on. You're at a party all the way across the country 586 00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:40,936 from your real life, where no one knows your name. 587 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,632 Who do you wanna be? 588 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:45,052 No. No, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. All right? 589 00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:49,639 Oh, my god. Are you that guy... That guy from that movie? 590 00:22:49,699 --> 00:22:50,770 Uh... 591 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,841 Yes. 592 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,804 I love that guy. Can we have your autograph? 593 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:55,874 Hmm. 594 00:22:55,905 --> 00:22:57,076 (Laughs) Yeah. 595 00:22:57,146 --> 00:22:58,548 Do you live in L.A.? 596 00:22:58,608 --> 00:22:59,608 Yes. 597 00:22:59,809 --> 00:23:00,750 Is that your maybach in the driveway? 598 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:01,881 Yeah. 599 00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:02,982 This is your house? 600 00:23:03,052 --> 00:23:04,083 Yes. 601 00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:05,915 How about a tour? 602 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,758 Uh... 603 00:23:08,818 --> 00:23:10,960 Yes. Absolutely. 604 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:17,897 Uh, this is a private tour. 605 00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:20,730 ♫ Sometimes I want to disappear ♫ 606 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,472 My, my. 607 00:23:22,532 --> 00:23:24,604 If it isn't New York's finest. 608 00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:26,676 Nice to see you out and about for once. 609 00:23:26,736 --> 00:23:29,609 Thanks, Patrick. It's good to be out. 610 00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:33,513 Hey, I, um, have something for you. 611 00:23:37,046 --> 00:23:38,988 What are you doing? 612 00:23:39,048 --> 00:23:41,491 Production sent me for it. 613 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,794 (Chuckles) Well, that is awesome. 614 00:23:44,854 --> 00:23:47,056 Marilu said it was cool? 615 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:50,760 Well, I-I guess. 616 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,101 Have fun? 617 00:23:52,161 --> 00:23:54,934 I will now. 618 00:23:55,004 --> 00:23:57,006 (Elevator bell dings) 619 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,812 (Cell phone rings) 620 00:24:02,872 --> 00:24:05,114 (Ring) 621 00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:06,916 (Ring) 622 00:24:06,976 --> 00:24:08,478 (Ring, beep) 623 00:24:09,979 --> 00:24:12,482 I can't even believe I'm answering this call. 624 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,924 I'm so sorry, Blair. Something's come up 625 00:24:14,984 --> 00:24:16,686 that's taking me longer than anticipated. 626 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,589 Now it looks like I won't make it to the gala at all. 627 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,661 You're going with "vague" on this one? 628 00:24:21,731 --> 00:24:22,731 "Something's come up"? 629 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,233 Why don't you just admit that 630 00:24:24,594 --> 00:24:26,994 you're already in the u.N. With your mother instead of lying? 631 00:24:27,036 --> 00:24:29,138 I'm not. I wish I could tell you where I am, 632 00:24:29,198 --> 00:24:30,600 but I made a promise. 633 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,703 And we know how you honor the promises you make, 634 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,545 as long as they're not to me. 635 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,878 Tell your mother congratulations. She won. 636 00:24:38,948 --> 00:24:40,109 What are you talking about? 637 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:42,512 (Beep) 638 00:24:43,913 --> 00:24:44,984 (Sighs) 639 00:24:45,515 --> 00:24:48,117 Call down to Jimmy and tell him to get me a cab. 640 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,959 (Dorota) Where are you going? 641 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,493 (Make the girl dance's "kill me" playing) 642 00:24:54,564 --> 00:24:55,865 Do you collect? 643 00:24:55,925 --> 00:24:57,266 Yes. 644 00:24:57,527 --> 00:25:00,029 A Helmut Newton, right? 645 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,030 Yes. 646 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,673 Is that Lauren hutton? 647 00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:05,004 Yes. 648 00:25:05,074 --> 00:25:08,237 Or is it Lisa Taylor? 649 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,139 Yes. How'd you know? 650 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,281 Mm, I have a good eye... 651 00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:15,284 And good taste. 652 00:25:15,545 --> 00:25:16,916 Is this the master bedroom? 653 00:25:17,146 --> 00:25:18,824 ♫ Kissing Jack, kissing Johnny, kissing Mike ♫ 654 00:25:18,848 --> 00:25:20,850 ♫ smashing chicks and licking faces ♫ 655 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,952 ♫ snuggling ladies, slapping boys ♫ 656 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,724 ♫ smashing... going hot ♫ 657 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,156 ♫ tease your daddy, driving wild wild nuts ♫ 658 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:28,828 Let's destroy it. 659 00:25:28,898 --> 00:25:30,830 ♫♫♫ 660 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:31,961 How is the score going? 661 00:25:32,261 --> 00:25:34,734 Uh, well, we've almost finished the key theme. 662 00:25:34,804 --> 00:25:37,282 And we've been listening to that Leonard Cohen score that he did 663 00:25:37,306 --> 00:25:39,769 for "McCabe & Mrs. Miller" for inspiration. 664 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,811 Wow. (Chuckles) 665 00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:46,015 I'm sorry. Would you two excuse me just for a minute? 666 00:25:46,075 --> 00:25:47,176 (Sighs) 667 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,978 Is everything okay? 668 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,079 Marshall just informed me 669 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,281 that he found Patrick with some pot, 670 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,223 which luckily he was able to confiscate 671 00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:56,656 before disaster struck. 672 00:25:56,726 --> 00:25:57,726 Disaster? 673 00:25:57,927 --> 00:25:59,328 Marilu's from the insurance company. 674 00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:01,190 The movie only keeps its completion bond 675 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,762 if Patrick stays sober. 676 00:26:02,832 --> 00:26:04,169 If she found out he broke his sobriety, 677 00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:06,195 she'd have to shut the movie down. 678 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,967 I can't imagine how he got his hands on it. 679 00:26:08,037 --> 00:26:09,645 Well, I'm gonna go get Patrick. He'll tell us. 680 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,771 He is scared out of mind at what he almost did. 681 00:26:11,841 --> 00:26:14,303 Excuse me. 682 00:26:16,145 --> 00:26:17,707 (Scoffs) 683 00:26:19,348 --> 00:26:21,050 (Knock on door, door opens) 684 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,782 Oh, thank god. I was... 685 00:26:22,852 --> 00:26:24,353 (Door creaks) 686 00:26:24,614 --> 00:26:25,715 Blair? 687 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,217 Hey, what are you doing here? Did Louis, uh... 688 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:29,989 Uh, I didn't know where else to go. 689 00:26:30,059 --> 00:26:31,220 I wasn't gonna come here. 690 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,920 I hadn't talked to you all summer, and... 691 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,725 You're the only person I know in New York right now, 692 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,629 and I really need a friend, if you're still... 693 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,371 Of course I am. What's going on? 694 00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:47,006 I am about to call off my engagement. 695 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,839 I can't marry someone 696 00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:52,982 who doesn't stand up for me, not even to his own mother. 697 00:26:54,744 --> 00:26:58,147 And... When I tell him it's over, 698 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:01,250 I'll need to get away, to clear my head. 699 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,653 You were in the Hamptons? 700 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,225 Uh, amagansett. Cece's house. 701 00:27:06,295 --> 00:27:07,927 Is it empty? 702 00:27:10,059 --> 00:27:12,862 Take me there. 703 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,834 Okay. 704 00:27:14,904 --> 00:27:17,236 Uh, we can, uh, we can take my dad's car. 705 00:27:17,306 --> 00:27:18,337 (Keys jangle) 706 00:27:18,407 --> 00:27:20,239 You'll call Louis from there. 707 00:27:20,309 --> 00:27:23,012 I'll be there with you, 708 00:27:23,072 --> 00:27:24,944 for whatever you need. 709 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,719 Often, all it takes to find a new path 710 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:33,082 is to make a sharp turn and see what you find. 711 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:36,325 (Engines rumbling) 712 00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:41,360 (Revving) 713 00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:48,698 ♫ one, two, three, four ♫ 714 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:51,771 ♫♫♫ 715 00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:55,745 ♫ go, go, go ♫ 716 00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:59,048 ♫♫♫ 717 00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:01,781 You gotta take it easy up here. 718 00:28:01,851 --> 00:28:05,054 People write songs about wiping out on our L.A. roadways. 719 00:28:05,114 --> 00:28:06,255 I'm not scared. 720 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:07,957 Well, you should be. 721 00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:10,419 I'm not scared of anything. 722 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,361 (Motor revs) 723 00:28:12,421 --> 00:28:15,294 ♫♫♫ 724 00:28:15,364 --> 00:28:18,728 (Revving) 725 00:28:20,269 --> 00:28:22,001 (Tires screech) 726 00:28:22,071 --> 00:28:23,472 But beware. 727 00:28:23,873 --> 00:28:27,737 Sometimes what you're faced with is a dead end. 728 00:28:35,785 --> 00:28:37,446 (Turns off motorcycle) 729 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,848 (Panting) 730 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,189 Oh, my god. Are you okay? 731 00:28:40,349 --> 00:28:44,453 (Panting) I'm perfect. You see any blood anywhere? 732 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,896 I could use a glass of scotch, however. 733 00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:49,859 Should we walk or should I drive you on yours? 734 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:52,401 Okay, I know I don't know you at all, 735 00:28:52,461 --> 00:28:56,065 and you probably could give a damn about what I have to say. 736 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,883 Most of the people in my business are in it 737 00:28:57,907 --> 00:29:00,369 because they're thrill-seekers or adrenaline junkies. 738 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,311 But for some of them, 739 00:29:02,371 --> 00:29:03,873 there's something darker going on. 740 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:05,414 I think you need help. 741 00:29:05,474 --> 00:29:06,745 I said I'm fine. 742 00:29:06,816 --> 00:29:09,218 Well, that may be, but... 743 00:29:09,278 --> 00:29:12,751 This date is over. 744 00:29:12,822 --> 00:29:14,423 Good luck, Chuck. 745 00:29:16,485 --> 00:29:18,157 (Exhales deeply) 746 00:29:18,227 --> 00:29:19,288 Thank you. 747 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,891 (Exhales deeply) 748 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,092 My best friend was right. 749 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,094 Saying "yes" makes everything better. 750 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:28,037 Well, based on my own recent experience, I've have to agree. 751 00:29:28,097 --> 00:29:29,368 Now it's time for you to leave. 752 00:29:29,538 --> 00:29:32,401 Well, if that's how you want to be about it, okay. 753 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:33,873 But it is my house. 754 00:29:34,003 --> 00:29:35,774 Don't you think you should be the one to go? 755 00:29:35,845 --> 00:29:37,176 Actually, this is my house. 756 00:29:37,306 --> 00:29:39,909 And just so you know, this isn't the master bedroom. 757 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:42,181 It's a guest room... The smallest one. 758 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,454 Nice to meet you, by the way, um... 759 00:29:45,514 --> 00:29:46,986 Nate. 760 00:29:47,056 --> 00:29:48,417 Mm. That's a great name. 761 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,159 Uh, and you are? 762 00:29:50,219 --> 00:29:51,460 Done now. 763 00:29:54,523 --> 00:29:56,325 How could you do this to me? 764 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,115 You think I didn't know what you were up to? 765 00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:00,167 Try to tell me that doing everything on Jane's list 766 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:01,530 wasn't just to show me up. 767 00:30:01,971 --> 00:30:04,473 So you decided to add a few tasks that could get me fired, 768 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:06,475 not to mention shut down the movie? 769 00:30:06,535 --> 00:30:08,477 I didn't think you could actually come through. 770 00:30:08,537 --> 00:30:11,110 I thought you'd have to tell Jane you couldn't finish. 771 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:13,482 I need this job more than you do, okay? 772 00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:14,984 I pay for my life. 773 00:30:15,044 --> 00:30:17,987 I have student loans, rent, a car lease. 774 00:30:18,047 --> 00:30:19,488 I can't afford to get fired. 775 00:30:19,548 --> 00:30:20,819 And I can? 776 00:30:20,890 --> 00:30:22,067 You're Serena Van Der Woodsen. 777 00:30:22,091 --> 00:30:23,392 You do one lap around this party, 778 00:30:23,452 --> 00:30:24,954 you'll get ten job offers. 779 00:30:25,194 --> 00:30:27,002 You weren't even looking when you found this one. 780 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,403 In two weeks, when you're at college, 781 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,175 will you even look back at this as anything more 782 00:30:30,199 --> 00:30:32,531 than that thing you did that summer? 783 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,036 This is my career. 784 00:30:39,008 --> 00:30:40,940 I haven't found him yet, but when I do... 785 00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:43,112 Marilu, wait. 786 00:30:43,172 --> 00:30:44,843 What's going on? 787 00:30:44,914 --> 00:30:47,576 I'm the one that gave Patrick the pot. 788 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,020 And he only took it because I told him production okayed it. 789 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,053 Someone played a joke on me, 790 00:30:54,123 --> 00:30:57,056 and if I wasn't so intent on proving my worth, 791 00:30:57,126 --> 00:30:59,929 I-I wouldn't have fallen for it, but... 792 00:30:59,989 --> 00:31:02,992 I did. 793 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,364 I'm sorry. 794 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:10,369 You can tell Jane I'll clear out my desk in the morning. 795 00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:15,905 I don't understand, Louis. Are you following me now? 796 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,176 No, Blair. 797 00:31:17,246 --> 00:31:19,148 Actually... 798 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,649 It's fine if you are, 799 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:23,913 because I can do this in person then. 800 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:27,286 No, Louis is not here... For you. 801 00:31:27,356 --> 00:31:28,487 (Sighs deeply) 802 00:31:28,557 --> 00:31:30,419 He's not? 803 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,961 (Scoffs) 804 00:31:34,463 --> 00:31:35,965 What the hell is going on? 805 00:31:36,025 --> 00:31:38,968 Louis didn't meet you tonight 806 00:31:39,068 --> 00:31:41,000 because he was helping me. 807 00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:42,501 Helping you what? 808 00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:44,233 Uh... (Chuckles) 809 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:47,476 Last spring, i-i-i wrote a story about you, 810 00:31:47,536 --> 00:31:50,239 and due to a series of unfortunate events, 811 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:53,682 that story is going to be published. 812 00:31:53,943 --> 00:31:56,215 Was... going to be. 813 00:31:56,285 --> 00:31:57,285 Was. 814 00:31:57,586 --> 00:32:01,250 Uh, I asked, and Louis kindly obliged to... 815 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,452 Help me kill it before it came out 816 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,395 so it wouldn't embarrass you, and that's exactly what he did. 817 00:32:06,455 --> 00:32:08,027 Uh... 818 00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:10,429 He really is your prince. 819 00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:12,307 It may not have been standing up to his mother, 820 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,964 but it was protecting you against the world. 821 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,206 You gotta understand, 822 00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:20,269 I didn't ever think anyone would read it. 823 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:24,113 You let me almost walk away from everything tonight. 824 00:32:24,173 --> 00:32:27,416 And all the while, you knew exactly where Louis was, 825 00:32:27,476 --> 00:32:30,219 exactly what he was doing for me. 826 00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:32,381 How could you let that happen? 827 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,153 Why would you? 828 00:32:34,223 --> 00:32:39,188 What possible reason could you have? 829 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,690 Lonely boy learning three words, eight letters 830 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,135 don't come out right when no one wants to hear them. 831 00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:48,567 Come on, Louis. Let's go. 832 00:32:48,637 --> 00:32:51,340 I'm done here. 833 00:33:01,110 --> 00:33:05,514 (The ugly suit's "the free world" playing) 834 00:33:08,057 --> 00:33:09,758 Hey, are you happy? 835 00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:11,490 We decided what we wanted, 836 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,363 went after it like you said, and look what happened. 837 00:33:14,423 --> 00:33:16,265 Yes, look. 838 00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:17,326 Serena, 839 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,728 you accepted responsibility without hesitation 840 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,071 for maybe the first time in your life. 841 00:33:22,131 --> 00:33:25,104 And, Nate, you had more fun not being you 842 00:33:25,174 --> 00:33:27,106 than you've ever had actually being you, 843 00:33:27,176 --> 00:33:29,608 which means you now know you need to change. 844 00:33:29,678 --> 00:33:32,581 Is it just me, or is what he's saying actually making sense? 845 00:33:32,641 --> 00:33:33,782 Maybe we're not awake yet. 846 00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:35,044 (Laughs) 847 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,315 We're growing up. 848 00:33:36,585 --> 00:33:39,518 We need to start being responsible for ourselves 849 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,391 instead of always being responsible for others. 850 00:33:42,451 --> 00:33:43,451 What, you knew? 851 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,024 Nate, I know you think I must be dying inside 852 00:33:46,095 --> 00:33:48,597 because Blair is marrying another man. 853 00:33:48,657 --> 00:33:50,659 But we let each other go. 854 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,732 So stop doing stuff like this and start focusing on yourself. 855 00:33:53,802 --> 00:33:55,304 And you. 856 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,467 Though this part of your journey may have come to an end, 857 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:02,071 it shows you there's a world out there you never knew existed, 858 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,572 one you want to be part of. 859 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:05,644 Have you ever thought of writing a book? 860 00:34:05,714 --> 00:34:08,717 People like me don't write books. We're written about. 861 00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:10,819 (Nate and Serena laugh) 862 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,181 Wow. 863 00:34:12,281 --> 00:34:14,453 Okay, I should go clean out my desk. 864 00:34:14,523 --> 00:34:16,625 Yep. I should probably get outta here, too. 865 00:34:16,685 --> 00:34:18,233 I'm pretty sure I left my phone at the party last night, 866 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:19,388 and while I'm at it, 867 00:34:19,588 --> 00:34:21,066 I should probably apologize to the hostess. 868 00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:23,292 I'll stay here alone with my genius. 869 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:24,163 (Laughs) 870 00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:25,234 Come here. Ah. 871 00:34:25,294 --> 00:34:26,595 Too close. Too close. 872 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,267 Don't be shy. Don't be shy. Don't be shy. 873 00:34:33,442 --> 00:34:34,703 What? 874 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,405 Oh. 875 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,207 No, is it my hair? 876 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:41,480 I didn't want to say anything in front of Louis, 877 00:34:41,550 --> 00:34:44,613 but I found something 878 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,355 hidden in the pantry. 879 00:34:46,415 --> 00:34:49,358 Is this why you have been acting so strange about Louis? 880 00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:50,419 Uh... 881 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,322 Is there something you need to tell me? 882 00:34:54,423 --> 00:34:57,266 Is me who needs to confess. 883 00:34:59,768 --> 00:35:01,370 Baby number two on way. 884 00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:02,431 (Gasps) 885 00:35:02,831 --> 00:35:06,104 This is what you needed to tell me yesterday 886 00:35:06,175 --> 00:35:07,536 that would affect our future? 887 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,608 Yes. (Chuckles) I-I just want to tell you first, 888 00:35:09,678 --> 00:35:10,678 but you were away, 889 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,542 and it not right to text "hello, pregnant!" 890 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,560 And... and then you were back, but you did not let me speak, 891 00:35:15,584 --> 00:35:18,147 and so now news comes out this way. 892 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,588 At least news out. 893 00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:22,321 And "gossip girl" talk about me. I feel so special. (Laughs) 894 00:35:22,391 --> 00:35:23,652 (Eleanor and Blair laugh) 895 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:24,893 Congratulations! 896 00:35:25,254 --> 00:35:26,631 Well, well, well, upper east siders. 897 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:28,357 I got my answer after all, 898 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:30,829 and it turns out the only thing expanding 899 00:35:30,899 --> 00:35:33,532 at the Waldorf residence is the help. 900 00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,134 Yet all this talk about expecting 901 00:35:36,205 --> 00:35:37,766 has got me thinking about expectations. 902 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,484 (Jenny and Johnny) ♫ and I don't believe... ♫ 903 00:35:39,508 --> 00:35:42,140 (Woman) I had no idea I was gonna meet him out here, 904 00:35:42,211 --> 00:35:44,613 I didn't expect to make contact till New York. 905 00:35:44,673 --> 00:35:46,175 But something tells me 906 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:49,678 I'm gonna see him again even sooner than I imagined. 907 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:51,820 ♫ And I don't believe in paradise ♫ 908 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,880 Oh, much sooner. 909 00:35:52,921 --> 00:35:56,355 Call you later. 910 00:35:56,425 --> 00:35:57,756 ♫ I say this with... ♫ 911 00:35:57,826 --> 00:35:59,728 You must be here for this. 912 00:35:59,788 --> 00:36:01,630 Yes. Thank you. 913 00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:04,333 And listen, I know you don't know really know me at all, 914 00:36:04,393 --> 00:36:06,164 but I feel like I owe you an apology 915 00:36:06,235 --> 00:36:08,297 for pretending to be someone else. 916 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,415 And I only did it because I'm just now starting to realize 917 00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:13,472 that, well, I don't really know who I am. 918 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:15,244 Anyway, I'm sorry, 919 00:36:15,304 --> 00:36:17,876 but I still had a lot of fun with you. 920 00:36:17,946 --> 00:36:21,210 As did I. And I accept. 921 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,413 Who knows? Maybe we'll see each other around sometime. 922 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:25,914 Yeah. 923 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,287 Good-bye. 924 00:36:28,357 --> 00:36:31,390 ♫ All the best of luck with your career ♫ 925 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:32,761 (Sighs) Bye. 926 00:36:32,821 --> 00:36:34,663 ♫♫♫ 927 00:36:34,723 --> 00:36:36,565 (Bell rings) 928 00:36:38,627 --> 00:36:41,500 You wanted to see me? 929 00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:43,502 Yes. There's a whole load of things 930 00:36:43,572 --> 00:36:45,374 I need done on my list this morning. 931 00:36:45,434 --> 00:36:47,636 Oh, I-I guess you didn't hear. 932 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,409 I heard. Marilu told me. 933 00:36:50,479 --> 00:36:52,317 "The beautiful and the damned" wraps in a week, 934 00:36:52,341 --> 00:36:54,283 but how would you like to keep working for me? 935 00:36:54,343 --> 00:36:55,820 You're the first one in every morning, 936 00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:57,386 the last one to leave every night. 937 00:36:57,446 --> 00:37:00,389 I need someone with your dedication and fire. 938 00:37:00,449 --> 00:37:02,009 Although you might want to check with me 939 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,894 the next time one of my tasks seems a little off-the-wall. 940 00:37:05,954 --> 00:37:07,996 Yeah. (Chuckles) 941 00:37:08,257 --> 00:37:09,728 Well, what do you say? 942 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,262 I would love to. 943 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,635 (Snowden's "lemon peel" playing) 944 00:37:16,705 --> 00:37:17,866 ♫ from the river ♫ 945 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,668 Hey. What's going on? 946 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:20,869 Oh. 947 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:22,947 Lily has another meeting with the decorator. 948 00:37:22,971 --> 00:37:26,275 She's redecorated so many times, it looks exactly the same. 949 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:28,323 I keep telling Andy Cohen he should make a show about her 950 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,248 called "the real house arrests of New York." 951 00:37:30,319 --> 00:37:32,821 Well, you can, uh, hang here with me, 952 00:37:32,881 --> 00:37:33,952 help me with this mail. 953 00:37:34,323 --> 00:37:35,524 Good, because I have some time 954 00:37:35,824 --> 00:37:38,287 before the 9/11 memorial 10th anniversary album launch. 955 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:40,759 Oh, and by the way, your story was amazing. 956 00:37:40,829 --> 00:37:42,631 Oh. 957 00:37:42,691 --> 00:37:44,469 Thanks for letting me read it. I'm just a little bit confused. 958 00:37:44,493 --> 00:37:47,366 I-I expected something negative about Blair, 959 00:37:47,436 --> 00:37:48,997 but in fact, it was quite the opposite. 960 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,915 Why was it so important that no one read it? 961 00:37:50,939 --> 00:37:52,270 Did you make it to the end? 962 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,978 Well, I assumed that was artistic license. 963 00:37:54,002 --> 00:37:56,645 Did... that actually happen? 964 00:37:56,705 --> 00:37:58,777 Mm. A writer never tells. 965 00:37:58,847 --> 00:38:00,849 So now I just have to make sure that 966 00:38:00,909 --> 00:38:03,982 the book that chapter comes from never sees the light of day. 967 00:38:04,052 --> 00:38:05,614 There's a whole book? 968 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,657 Well, don't get too excited. I'm hoping, uh, 969 00:38:08,717 --> 00:38:10,595 Vanessa only leaked the one chapter to the magazine, 970 00:38:10,619 --> 00:38:11,820 since that's all they had. 971 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,462 Oh, look. 972 00:38:13,522 --> 00:38:15,524 Air mail from Barcelona. 973 00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:22,631 The thing about expectations 974 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,604 is most of the time, someone else sets them for you, 975 00:38:25,674 --> 00:38:30,308 yet you feel like they've been there all along 976 00:38:30,379 --> 00:38:32,010 and you can't wait to live up to them. 977 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,442 You ready to go? 978 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,384 I'm not coming. Guess why. 979 00:38:35,444 --> 00:38:37,786 Jane offered me a job. 980 00:38:37,846 --> 00:38:38,917 What did you say? 981 00:38:38,987 --> 00:38:40,018 I said yes! 982 00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:41,420 Really? That's great. 983 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:42,751 (Laughs) Oh, thank you. 984 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:45,824 I mean, it wouldn't have happened without you two. 985 00:38:45,894 --> 00:38:47,325 How about now? 986 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,073 Your new L.A. lifestyle ready to make an exception? 987 00:38:49,097 --> 00:38:52,000 Well, I think so. Pop it open. 988 00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,462 Aah! (Laughing) 989 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:54,532 Ohh! 990 00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,004 Of course that happened. 991 00:38:56,064 --> 00:38:57,766 Jeez. 992 00:38:57,866 --> 00:38:59,083 There's... there's a bathroom in the dressing room right there. 993 00:38:59,107 --> 00:39:00,338 I'll be right back. 994 00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:01,710 Just... come on. 995 00:39:01,770 --> 00:39:03,572 (Nate and Serena laugh) 996 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:05,644 (Door squeaks) 997 00:39:21,089 --> 00:39:24,062 But just because you know what's expected of you 998 00:39:24,132 --> 00:39:28,397 doesn't mean you still can't surprise everyone. 999 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,969 (Indistinct conversations) 1000 00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:33,542 (Switch clicks) 1001 00:39:33,602 --> 00:39:36,505 (Speaks indistinctly) 1002 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,945 Blair... 1003 00:39:37,946 --> 00:39:38,877 You look beautiful. 1004 00:39:38,947 --> 00:39:40,048 Of course she does. 1005 00:39:40,148 --> 00:39:43,111 Mother, Blair is not carrying those. 1006 00:39:44,653 --> 00:39:47,516 (Sniffs) 1007 00:39:49,758 --> 00:39:51,590 And there are some other things 1008 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:55,424 I need to talk to you about, too. 1009 00:40:05,974 --> 00:40:08,136 Do they know? 1010 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,779 Know what? 1011 00:40:10,839 --> 00:40:12,981 How far along you are. 1012 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:16,545 I'd say... six weeks? 1013 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,116 They sent me your measurements. 1014 00:40:18,186 --> 00:40:20,188 Well, you obviously can't read, 1015 00:40:20,449 --> 00:40:21,766 or they were wrong when you got them... 1016 00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:22,920 (Whispers) Because I'm not pregnant. 1017 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,453 Lie to me all you want, 1018 00:40:24,653 --> 00:40:26,631 but your body will be telling the whole world the truth 1019 00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:28,457 by the time of your wedding. 1020 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:31,600 Nothing stays hidden for long. 1021 00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:35,534 (Vica voce) ♫ the future will destroy you ♫ 1022 00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:40,669 ♫ the tragic no one mentions ♫ 1023 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,942 ♫♫♫ 1024 00:40:44,012 --> 00:40:45,774 Mmm! 1025 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,577 (Blows air) 1026 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,879 The one month anniversary of our move. 1027 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,481 It's crazy. 1028 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,028 What's crazy is if your uncle hadn't left you 1029 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,685 that tiny bit of money, we never would've left Miami. 1030 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:58,887 I just hope you don't mind working a crap job with me 1031 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,188 till we figure stuff out. 1032 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,491 No, I'm just glad to be away from there. 1033 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,763 Ivy, stop talking to your boyfriend and start working. 1034 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:05,894 You're late. 1035 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,197 Don't get fired. We need the cash. 1036 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,099 (Chuckles) 1037 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:13,702 ♫♫♫ 1038 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,843 (Sighs) 1039 00:41:14,903 --> 00:41:16,104 Charlie! 1040 00:41:16,505 --> 00:41:18,476 And you often find what you least expect 1041 00:41:18,547 --> 00:41:20,178 is right in front of you... 1042 00:41:20,248 --> 00:41:21,710 Oh, my gosh! 1043 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:22,781 Serena? 1044 00:41:23,111 --> 00:41:24,458 Waiting to change everything forever. 1045 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,914 What are you doing here? 1046 00:41:26,515 --> 00:41:28,857 Oh, what am I doing here? What are you doing here? 1047 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,188 (Laughs) 1048 00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:32,861 Ivy. Ivy, your shift. 1049 00:41:33,922 --> 00:41:34,863 That was weird. 1050 00:41:34,923 --> 00:41:36,795 Um, let's get out of here. 1051 00:41:36,865 --> 00:41:37,896 Yeah, let's go. 1052 00:41:37,966 --> 00:41:38,997 Okay. 1053 00:41:39,067 --> 00:41:40,198 Whether you want to or not. 1054 00:41:40,268 --> 00:41:41,530 So good to see you. 1055 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,801 It's good to see you. 1056 00:41:42,871 --> 00:41:44,172 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.