1 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:06,106 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 2 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,178 (Serena) Blair, don't fall off the wagon now. 3 00:00:08,179 --> 00:00:09,509 (Blair) I haven't! 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,082 It's just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill ex sex, 5 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:13,613 fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs... 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,345 Mutual loathing and disdain. 7 00:00:15,346 --> 00:00:18,188 (Serena) Relationships with faculty are strictly forbidden. 8 00:00:18,189 --> 00:00:20,350 When I met you, I was running away from someone. 9 00:00:20,351 --> 00:00:22,252 I'm sorry that I ran right into you. 10 00:00:22,253 --> 00:00:24,054 Good luck, Serena. 11 00:00:24,055 --> 00:00:26,726 Hey, Dan, I'll wait outside for you, for however long it takes. 12 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,259 I really miss you. Just give me a second chance. 13 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,161 I won't let you down. 14 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:33,333 You tried to destroy my friendship with Blair, 15 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:34,804 my reputation, my academic career. 16 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:36,806 You failed every time, and now it's time for you to go. 17 00:00:36,807 --> 00:00:39,369 A friends of ours thinks we that we share mutual enemies 18 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:41,071 on the Upper East Side, and, well, 19 00:00:41,072 --> 00:00:43,073 I could really use some help from the inside right now. 20 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:47,177 What exactly did you have in mind? 21 00:00:47,178 --> 00:00:49,479 And who am I? 22 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:53,223 That's a secret I'll never tell. 23 00:00:53,224 --> 00:00:55,225 You know you love me. 24 00:00:55,226 --> 00:01:00,260 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 25 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:03,163 On the Upper East Side, the possibilities are endless. 26 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,195 Dom or krug, 27 00:01:05,196 --> 00:01:07,267 Winston or cartier, 28 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,798 Tory or Stella, 29 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:12,102 eventually, even the people with everything 30 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:14,404 have to choose. 31 00:01:14,405 --> 00:01:16,646 (The one A.M. radio) ♫ shot in some sun-drenched piazza ♫ 32 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:19,179 ♫ or whatever in Rome ♫ 33 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,481 Hey, why are you guys eating? 34 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,453 I thought we were going to sarabeth's. 35 00:01:23,454 --> 00:01:25,285 Uh, we decided we can spread out better here. 36 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,486 There's more room to work. 37 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,487 On what? Your calculus homework? 38 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,489 (Chuckles) Uh, your love life. 39 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,091 It's a little something called Dan versus Nate. 40 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,423 We're here to help. 41 00:01:33,424 --> 00:01:35,365 And we brought protractors. 42 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:36,096 A venn diagram? 43 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,727 Really? 44 00:01:37,728 --> 00:01:41,301 You... you seriously expect me to make this monumental decision 45 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,833 with colored pencils and graph paper? 46 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:46,306 Don't mock. Elliot got an 800 on his math s.A.T. 47 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,678 Mm-hmm. Probability, set theory. 48 00:01:48,679 --> 00:01:50,710 It's, uh, basically what they do 49 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,882 when you join an online dating service. 50 00:01:52,883 --> 00:01:54,884 Okay, e's Harmony, I will submit to your method. 51 00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:57,247 But just so you know, I did choose. 52 00:01:57,248 --> 00:02:00,119 I called Dan right after I broke up with Colin. 53 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,893 And Nate showed up and said some things that I couldn't ignore. 54 00:02:03,894 --> 00:02:05,255 And then? 55 00:02:05,256 --> 00:02:07,457 Well, I... ignored him, 56 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:10,400 ran up to my room, and haven't spoken to either since. 57 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:12,402 That's a familiar coping mechanism. 58 00:02:12,403 --> 00:02:15,265 (Lily) Well... (Sighs) Let's see how you cope with this. 59 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:16,266 (Clears throat) 60 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:17,737 ♫♫ 61 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,170 "Why did Colin forrester leave Columbia students 62 00:02:20,171 --> 00:02:22,312 "eager to learn about the psychology of business? 63 00:02:22,313 --> 00:02:26,416 Answer... his funny business with Serena Van Der Woodsen." 64 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,248 Mom, you have to call them 65 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,420 and make them print a retraction and an apology. 66 00:02:30,421 --> 00:02:32,252 You know that's not true. 67 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:35,154 Half of New York saw you kiss him at the ballet. 68 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,557 Dean reuther would like to see us in her office. 69 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,559 Well, looks like our compatibility worksheet 70 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,361 will have to wait. 71 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,193 ♫ Without you, oh ♫ 72 00:02:43,194 --> 00:02:46,196 ♫ oh, oh, oh, oh ♫ 73 00:02:46,197 --> 00:02:48,938 Hey, Serena, it's me. Uh, I saw your thing in the "post." 74 00:02:48,939 --> 00:02:51,170 Just wanted you to know Brooklyn is a great place 75 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,572 to avoid nasty looks... 76 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,904 Unless you throw your recycling in the regular trash 77 00:02:54,905 --> 00:02:56,676 or try to open a giant chain store 78 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,678 with questionable labor practices, 79 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,650 but anyway, call me. 80 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:02,782 I left her the same message, 81 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,514 only without the lame Brooklyn joke. 82 00:03:04,515 --> 00:03:06,286 But you shouldn't wait by your phone, man. 83 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,218 Well, last I checked, the only thing Serena wanted from you 84 00:03:08,219 --> 00:03:09,859 was to make some billionaire jealous. 85 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:12,792 Oh! You mean the same thing she wanted from you? 86 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,724 Why are you even here? I assume you're responsible. 87 00:03:14,725 --> 00:03:17,227 I totally understand if you guys are still mad at me 88 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:18,868 for what happened with Serena, 89 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:22,503 but obviously, you miss each other. 90 00:03:23,774 --> 00:03:26,236 I'll take that awkward pause as a "yes." 91 00:03:26,237 --> 00:03:27,637 Don't think this means 92 00:03:27,638 --> 00:03:29,639 that I've been calling out your name in my sleep. 93 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,541 It's not like I've been writing "Mrs. Nate Humphrey" 94 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,544 in my notebook. (Chuckles) 95 00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:39,749 There's nothing like a friendly benefit 96 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:42,892 to start a day of meetings about getting the empire back on top. 97 00:03:42,893 --> 00:03:44,824 You do thrive in that position. 98 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,727 I'm sure your black and white ball for the hotel association 99 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,329 will remind everyone of that. 100 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,661 And with your glow, Anne Archibald will beg you 101 00:03:51,662 --> 00:03:53,963 to be the face of her new foundation. 102 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:57,337 It's a hormonal response to orgasm, nothing more. 103 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:00,340 What else could it be? 104 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,241 What indeed. 105 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,845 Too bad it couldn't get me an 8:00 reservation at the lion. 106 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,948 While I love to delay your gratification, 107 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,780 I can curb your cravings 108 00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:13,783 if you'd care to join me there tonight before my party. 109 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:15,785 You have a reservation? Tonight? 110 00:04:15,786 --> 00:04:17,957 I can tell my business associates something came up. 111 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,789 Unless you object. 112 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:20,960 Nothing wrong 113 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,833 with a lobster potpie between friends. 114 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:26,497 (Chuckles) I'll see you at 8:00. 115 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:34,944 Dorota! I need Sam brocato 116 00:04:34,945 --> 00:04:37,807 and an assortment of Chloé that's subtle but sexy. 117 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:40,610 For your meeting with Mrs. Archibald? 118 00:04:40,611 --> 00:04:42,582 No, for my dinner with Chuck. 119 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,315 And I see your brain trying to 120 00:04:45,316 --> 00:04:47,717 translate the implications from Polish, but there are none. 121 00:04:47,718 --> 00:04:49,760 So stop thinking and do. 122 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:56,526 Delucie, it's Chuck bass. I need a favor. 123 00:04:56,527 --> 00:04:58,528 2 for dinner at 8:00. 124 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:00,530 I wouldn't ask, but it's important. 125 00:05:00,531 --> 00:05:01,301 Great. 126 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:02,802 (Beep) 127 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:06,576 (Scoffs) You can at least try to hide your disappointment. 128 00:05:06,577 --> 00:05:08,578 Well, I have nothing to hide. 129 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,779 I simply want to put this behind us. 130 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:12,742 Even if I have to wear a Scarlet letter 131 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:15,545 for something I didn't do? 132 00:05:15,546 --> 00:05:19,589 (Sighs) Dean reuther, I'm sorry you have to disrupt your day 133 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,551 with such trivial matters. 134 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:23,793 It's hardly trivial, Mrs. Humphrey. 135 00:05:23,794 --> 00:05:27,597 I'm sure you saw the wall of paparazzi at the campus gates. 136 00:05:27,598 --> 00:05:29,098 Well, I assure you, none of us is interested 137 00:05:29,099 --> 00:05:30,730 in this kind of media attention. 138 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,402 I hope you'll let our family make it up to you 139 00:05:32,403 --> 00:05:33,903 with an endowment. 140 00:05:33,904 --> 00:05:36,466 Maybe you could use it to build a moat around the school, 141 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:37,807 keep out the press. 142 00:05:37,808 --> 00:05:39,869 The only thing I'd like from your family 143 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:42,472 is to withdraw your daughter from our university. 144 00:05:42,473 --> 00:05:44,744 What? Over a gossip column? 145 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,876 Hundreds of parents have called, concerned about teachers. 146 00:05:46,877 --> 00:05:48,718 I'm sorry, Serena. 147 00:05:48,719 --> 00:05:51,481 I have to look at the bigger picture. 148 00:05:51,482 --> 00:05:52,982 It's no longer just your education 149 00:05:52,983 --> 00:05:54,724 that's being disrupted. 150 00:05:54,725 --> 00:05:56,856 Well, I'm sure you've realized that Serena was accepted 151 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,958 at other Ivy league institutions. 152 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,359 Mom, please. 153 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,931 Well, getting out of the city 154 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:03,733 is probably your best course of action. 155 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:05,495 We can refund her tuition, 156 00:06:05,496 --> 00:06:08,868 and I am happy to facilitate a transfer. 157 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,800 I think you misunderstood me. 158 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:14,043 Serena chose Columbia. 159 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:18,408 And despite your judgment, she is the victim here. 160 00:06:18,409 --> 00:06:20,680 And I'm sure "the times" would love to do an article 161 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:24,614 about a Dean who tolerates professors in power positions 162 00:06:24,615 --> 00:06:27,458 exploiting female students. 163 00:06:32,763 --> 00:06:36,767 Well, I hope you'll consider my offer. 164 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:42,472 I swear, I thought I was over Serena 165 00:06:42,473 --> 00:06:44,474 until I realized how much Juliet had come between us. 166 00:06:44,475 --> 00:06:47,006 I just felt like we had to try again. 167 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,939 Is that what you were telling her after the ballet? 168 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,982 Yeah, until you showed up. I haven't heard from her since. 169 00:06:52,983 --> 00:06:55,915 Nah, me neither. So, look, you and I are friends, 170 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,186 and we both like the same girl. 171 00:06:57,187 --> 00:06:59,088 We tried pretending that we didn't. 172 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:00,990 But we do. 173 00:07:00,991 --> 00:07:03,753 And we tried to act like we don't care that we're friends... 174 00:07:03,754 --> 00:07:05,024 But we do. Ohh. 175 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,896 That was good. That was good. 176 00:07:06,897 --> 00:07:09,659 So... so what if we both take our best shot, 177 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,100 and like the gentlemen we are, 178 00:07:11,101 --> 00:07:13,903 agree to be okay with whoever she picks? 179 00:07:13,904 --> 00:07:16,836 What are you trying to say? Let the best man win? 180 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,639 'Cause I just did. 181 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,912 I think Dean reuther was actually trembling. 182 00:07:22,913 --> 00:07:24,514 You were very impressive. 183 00:07:24,515 --> 00:07:25,915 I was, wasn't I? 184 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:28,117 Thank you for believing me. It means a lot. 185 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:31,481 (Lily) Well, promise me no more surprises. 186 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:33,122 You know everything, I swear. 187 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:37,527 Jenny. Oh! That's the kind of surprise I like. 188 00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:39,028 I wish I could say the same. 189 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:40,990 I'm gonna say hi to Eric and Elliot. 190 00:07:40,991 --> 00:07:42,732 Well, nice to see you, too, Serena. 191 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:44,734 Oh, she's had a rough day. 192 00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:47,466 I thought you weren't coming in until the holidays? Oh! 193 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,469 Mm. Jenny has something she needs to tell you. 194 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,001 Uh... yeah. 195 00:07:52,002 --> 00:07:54,143 This girl, Juliet sharp, called me in Hudson 196 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:56,906 and asked for my help to take Serena down. 197 00:07:56,907 --> 00:07:59,048 Now I know Serena still hates me, 198 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:01,681 so I might have done something like this last year, 199 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:02,912 but not now. 200 00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:05,184 Well, Serena has filled me in, and luckily, 201 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,156 Juliet's reign is over now that she's failed 202 00:08:07,157 --> 00:08:09,488 to get Serena kicked out of Columbia. 203 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,020 Well, I don't know. 204 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:13,763 Um, she said she was gonna leak a story to page six. 205 00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:15,765 Yeah, i-I'm sorry. 206 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:18,027 If I thought she was serious, I would've come to you sooner. 207 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:20,029 Um, she also said that she knew more 208 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:22,101 and she wasn't afraid to use it. 209 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,004 Thank you, Jenny. You did the right thing. 210 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,036 And I will take it from here. 211 00:08:27,037 --> 00:08:28,978 Okay. 212 00:08:28,979 --> 00:08:31,010 Well I know you have to get back to m.O.M.A. 213 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,712 And your abstract expressionism day with mom, 214 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,884 but it's been nice having you, even for a minute. 215 00:08:34,885 --> 00:08:36,185 Thanks, dad. Mm. 216 00:08:36,186 --> 00:08:37,147 Mm. 217 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:38,849 Mmm. (Kisses) Bye. 218 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:44,524 (Beep) 219 00:08:46,156 --> 00:08:49,929 Yeah, everything's in place on my end. 220 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,530 Vanessa has the boys set, too. 221 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,203 Looks like Serena will finally get what she deserves. 222 00:08:54,204 --> 00:08:56,866 Well, maybe I miss the Upper East Side after all. 223 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:58,638 Watch out, s. 224 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:01,611 Looks like Brooklyn finally has a team again. 225 00:09:01,612 --> 00:09:03,143 (Beep) 226 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,918 And this time, they brought in a ringer. 227 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:13,983 (Classical music playing) 228 00:09:13,984 --> 00:09:16,225 It is so nice to see you again, Anne. 229 00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:18,227 You, too, Blair. You know, even though 230 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:20,229 things didn't work out with you and Nathaniel, 231 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,091 I've remained impressed with you, 232 00:09:22,092 --> 00:09:24,163 which is why you were the first person I thought of 233 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,867 to replace me as the face of the girls inc. Foundation. 234 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:30,870 I'd be honored to carry on your philanthropic tradition. 235 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:34,003 But I feel I need to tell you the board is very focused 236 00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:35,274 on the fact that 237 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,747 the head of a female empowerment organization 238 00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:40,980 needs to be someone who's empowered herself. 239 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,182 Well, they're in luck, because power isn't just my mission, 240 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,114 it's my mantra. 241 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:46,816 It's more... 242 00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:49,759 Your personal relationships that are in question. 243 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,893 I assume you don't mean Nate. 244 00:09:54,064 --> 00:09:56,095 So I took your advice about the relaunch. 245 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,668 After tonight, it will be clear I'm back in the game 246 00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:01,771 with victrola, gimlet, and the empire as my flagship. 247 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:03,773 Yeah, but a black and white ball? 248 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:06,806 It's so Hilton... Conrad, not Paris. 249 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,377 I take your insult as flattering. 250 00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:09,809 Well, don't. 251 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,811 People aren't checking into the empire 252 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,783 for a black-tie experience. 253 00:10:13,784 --> 00:10:15,745 They come to live like Chuck bass... 254 00:10:15,746 --> 00:10:17,116 No rules, no repercussions. 255 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,949 They still can. The hotel is the same as ever. 256 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,751 But you aren't. 257 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,953 When you disappeared, you seriously damaged your brand, 258 00:10:23,954 --> 00:10:26,956 and the hotel has paid the price. 259 00:10:26,957 --> 00:10:29,058 People do change. 260 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:31,100 Not that I know if Chuck has, 261 00:10:31,101 --> 00:10:34,033 since I rarely associate with him anymore. 262 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,705 So what do you suggest? 263 00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:37,707 If you want to rebuild, you need to commit to being 264 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,869 the hedonist everyone loves to hate. 265 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,271 No one wants a soft-hearted has-been 266 00:10:42,272 --> 00:10:44,643 who's worried about dating Blair Waldorf. 267 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,645 Trust me, a relationship with Blair 268 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,018 is the furthest thing from my mind. 269 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:50,820 (Man) ♫ oh, woe ♫ 270 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:53,723 People may forgive the choices you've made in your past. 271 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:56,826 But if you want this foundation in your future, 272 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:59,789 I'll need some assurance that Charles won't be a part of it. 273 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:02,733 He's not even part of my present. 274 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:08,868 (Juliet) You were right. 275 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,801 Lily has requested a meeting. 276 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:15,004 Trust me, nothing drives a wedge between mother and daughter 277 00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:17,707 more than Lily trying to cover up for Serena. 278 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,408 Why hide your talents in Hudson? 279 00:11:19,409 --> 00:11:21,410 I didn't wanna cross any more lines 280 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:23,783 trying to defend myself against Blair. But... 281 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,915 When you told me they went after Vanessa at the ballet, 282 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:27,186 I had to help. 283 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,718 Blair's pathological for sure, 284 00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,189 but half of what she does is to protect Serena. 285 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,822 And she never pays consequences or takes responsibility. 286 00:11:32,823 --> 00:11:37,096 Which is exactly why we need to turn everyone against Serena, 287 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:41,731 so she finally knows what it feels like to be an outsider. 288 00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:44,834 Well, I'd say you're pretty expert at this yourself. 289 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:47,406 I just like visual aides. 290 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,939 Uh, Nate and Dan are friends again? 291 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,310 Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,442 Great, so we just need to get Serena's phone. 293 00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:55,384 I already did one better. 294 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,787 I replaced her s.I.M. Card with a new one, 295 00:11:57,788 --> 00:12:01,090 and I put all her contacts in so she can call out, 296 00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:03,322 but this phone has her actual s.I.M. 297 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,124 So we get all her incoming calls and texts. 298 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,126 And we can send whatever responses we want, 299 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,899 and she'll never know because her phone's not even missing. 300 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,801 You know, if you stuck around here, 301 00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:13,763 we would all be working for you in a week. 302 00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:17,736 Okay, so you guys wait for incoming calls, 303 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,310 and I... Am gonna go meet Lily. 304 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,116 (Sighs) I've been rethinking dinner. 305 00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:28,948 I read a few more reviews, 306 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,120 and the crowds are big, and the portions are small. 307 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:32,952 I read the same thing. 308 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,785 Why waste our time on mediocrity? 309 00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:37,356 Where exactly did you read that? 310 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,428 I assume the same place you did. 311 00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:41,160 I didn't! 312 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,492 I lied because Anne Archibald doesn't want 313 00:12:43,493 --> 00:12:45,865 the face of her foundation to be associated with Chuck bass. 314 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,337 What's your excuse? 315 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:51,170 K.c. Thinks you're too good for my bad reputation, 316 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,842 and it's hurting business. 317 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:54,844 Well, we can't very well risk our futures 318 00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:56,906 for some meaningless dinner. 319 00:12:56,907 --> 00:12:59,148 Even if it would be wrong to assume we're anything more 320 00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:02,281 than old acquaintances sharing a side of spinach. 321 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,855 Why take the risk? 322 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,217 I'll see you at your place. Is now too soon? 323 00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:09,258 (Beep) 324 00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:10,990 Don't look at me like that. 325 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,993 You're the one who's black and white and read all over. 326 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,265 How do you think that happened? A secret relationship. 327 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:18,267 But Chuck and I are not in a relationship. 328 00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:21,001 What are you, a foot fetishist? They're done. 329 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,035 B., come on. 330 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:27,937 You and Chuck have way too much history 331 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:29,178 to interact in a casual way. 332 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:30,940 I just don't want to see you get hurt 333 00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,912 or lose this opportunity with Anne. 334 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,583 I won't, as long as I keep my heart locked away 335 00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:36,415 and our interactions off the street. 336 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,917 As for your devoted suitors, 337 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,589 have you finally decided on whom to crush? 338 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:42,591 (Sighs) No, and I have feelings for both, 339 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,593 and I don't want to hurt either. 340 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,926 I have a whole new appreciation for "big love." 341 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,928 Well, even in Utah, 342 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,160 only the men get to have more than one spouse, 343 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:53,432 which, I've come to realize, is extremely sexist. 344 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,404 You should add it to the girls inc. Agenda. 345 00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:57,867 But seriously, b., what am I supposed to do? 346 00:13:57,868 --> 00:13:59,538 And please don't say make a list, 347 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,941 because Eric and Elliot already tried that. 348 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:05,444 Lists are for kids. 349 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,546 I find mine by watching Dorota feed the ducks. 350 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,549 You can borrow her as long as she's back by dinner. 351 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,581 Thank you, but ducks and Dorota couldn't compare 352 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:14,423 to the zen of shopping. 353 00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:16,425 So go forth to Madison and seek out the perfect dress, 354 00:14:16,426 --> 00:14:18,227 and then follow your heart to the perfect guy. 355 00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:21,030 Okay, sensei. I actually have to get something 356 00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:23,032 for the black and white ball tonight, 357 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,034 so I have nothing to lose. 358 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:27,437 But remember, when it comes to Chuck, you do. 359 00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:33,242 All right, so it's decided. 360 00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:35,304 We'll each invite her on a best date ever, 361 00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:37,046 something that's true to who we are, 362 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,577 shows her why we're the right guy. 363 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,579 Oh, so you're gonna take to her to one of those weird movies 364 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,012 that doesn't make sense even when you read the subtitles? 365 00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:44,513 No, I'm gonna take her to Frankie's 457. 366 00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:46,455 She'll feel like she discovered something new, 367 00:14:46,456 --> 00:14:49,218 a place where no one cares if she's Serena Van Der Woodsen. 368 00:14:49,219 --> 00:14:50,319 Aw, dude. 369 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,061 I won already. 370 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:54,123 Why, 'cause you're gonna go make her watch you play lacrosse? 371 00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,524 She loves lacrosse, 372 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,396 especially when it's followed by dinner at per se, 373 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,568 and everyone we grew up with was talking about 374 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:01,600 how perfect we are together. 375 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,032 All right, you're on, 376 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:04,573 for tonight, before Chuck's party. 377 00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:06,305 Done. 378 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,278 And whoever she says "yes" to is the guy she wants, 379 00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:12,411 never, never to be discussed or debated again. 380 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,013 Okay. 381 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,946 Hey, don't worry. I'm not one of those winners 382 00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:19,288 who rubs it in the loser's face, okay? 383 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:21,420 Okay? 384 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,422 Seriously, how many times can Blair text that 385 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,425 she knows she's being paranoid but she just wants to make sure 386 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,098 that Serena isn't going after Anne Archibald's foundation? 387 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:31,100 Well, we should write back and thank her 388 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:33,232 for giving us exactly the information we needed. 389 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,204 (Laughs) 390 00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:35,634 (Cell phone alert chimes) 391 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,066 Oh, this is perfect. 392 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,068 Dan and Nate both invited her out tonight. 393 00:15:39,069 --> 00:15:41,070 And Serena's gonna reject both of them, 394 00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:43,242 but only after she toys with them enough 395 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,116 to make them hate her, at least for tonight. 396 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,456 (Cell phone alert chimes) 397 00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:03,033 (Cell phone alert chimes) 398 00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:13,142 As much as I find k.C. Personally abhorrent. 399 00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,144 She's right about black and white. 400 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,007 It's decent rather than decadent. 401 00:16:18,008 --> 00:16:19,448 Did you have something more devious in mind? 402 00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:22,581 (Gasps) Saints and sinners has a nice feel. 403 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,752 There is something alluring 404 00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:25,684 about an angel drawn to the dark side. 405 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,056 Or a devil redeemed. 406 00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:28,617 (Gasps and sighs) 407 00:16:28,618 --> 00:16:32,362 ♫♫ 408 00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,124 A masquerade. 409 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,595 Mmm. 410 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,098 Mmm, where inhibitions can't help but break free. 411 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,102 I'll let k.C. And gossip girl know. 412 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,310 Now... 413 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,443 How to impress Anne with your virtue? 414 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:58,047 I could denounce your unseemly party. 415 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:01,220 At a tasteful dinner, in front of the whole board. 416 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,752 (Man) ♫ oh, woe is me, indeed, oh, woe is me, indeed ♫ 417 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,324 ♫ oh, woe is me, indeed ♫ 418 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,595 Impeccable plan. 419 00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,097 Mmm. (Sighs) 420 00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:10,199 This really is a beautiful friendship. 421 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,061 ♫ Oh, woe is me, indeed ♫ 422 00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:13,732 ♫ oh, woe ♫ 423 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,504 ♫ see, the devil got my eye ♫ 424 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:18,337 (Moaning) 425 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,809 My black balenciaga will be perfect to publicly condemn you. 426 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:22,071 I love public. 427 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:23,242 I love condemnation. 428 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,773 I love you. 429 00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:27,176 ♫ To my heart so I can't all make it back... ♫ 430 00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:30,048 Of course, no one does black like dior. 431 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,480 ♫♫ 432 00:17:31,481 --> 00:17:33,323 (Giggles) 433 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,659 But I'm not really sure why I'm here. 434 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,092 Well, I knew you had a problem with Serena 435 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:44,733 when you tried to keep her out of Hamilton house, 436 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:46,765 but it's come to my attention 437 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,598 that you are also responsible for page six. 438 00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:51,570 Yes, well, I guess that's the thing 439 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,572 when you're not born with a silver spoon in your mouth. 440 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,244 You wanna eat, you have to work. 441 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,845 Yes, and it seems 442 00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:59,378 that you've made a career out of harassing my daughter. 443 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,381 Serena and Colin are over. 444 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,783 Do not continue to jeopardize her future. 445 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:08,658 I won't mention Colin's name again, I swear... 446 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,760 If only he were the only teacher 447 00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:14,394 Serena had an inappropriate relationship with. 448 00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:18,467 (Clears throat) 449 00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:21,270 I'm not sure what you're referring to. 450 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:22,831 Oh, I'm pretty sure that you are. 451 00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:26,205 Something like that does not go down without a parent knowing. 452 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,837 I mean, boarding school? 453 00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,609 Serena was a minor. 454 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,812 (Sighs) Anyway, knowing that it's a pattern... 455 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,444 (Teacup clatters) 456 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:39,148 Might help Dean reuther find her grounds for expulsion. 457 00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:43,293 So how much will it take for you to leave my daughter alone? 458 00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,125 Oh, I don't know. 459 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,858 This design is brilliant, and I have nothing like it. 460 00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:52,731 But that one I could wear everywhere. 461 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,863 How is this better than venn diagrams? 462 00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:56,435 Maybe I should get both. 463 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,437 I-I thought the point was to choose. 464 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,708 (Cell phone alerts chime) 465 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,870 Attention, party people... 466 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,913 Bass' black and white has added some fire and ice. 467 00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:06,845 Whether you're a Saint or a sinner, 468 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,449 the afterlife never looked so good. 469 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,481 Great. Now neither of these will work. 470 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:14,323 Should I be a Saint or a sinner? 471 00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,685 No. Dan vs. Nate was hard enough. 472 00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:18,457 I am not touching good vs. Bad, Serena. We'll see you later. 473 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,189 We should go as bacchus and sergius. 474 00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,330 Yes, we should. 475 00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:22,861 Thanks, guys. 476 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,294 (Chuckles) 477 00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:27,367 Thank you. 478 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,372 I'm not so sure white's your color. 479 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,374 What are you doing here? 480 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,746 I assume you mean, how can a poor girl like me 481 00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:39,748 afford anything in a place like this? 482 00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:41,680 You only have yourself to blame for Colin cutting you off. 483 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,383 Luckily, I have a new benefactor. 484 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,556 I think you know her. Lily... 485 00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:50,489 Van Der Woodsen? Bass? Humphrey? What is her last name? 486 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,661 Oh, you know what? I can just look at the check. 487 00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,663 My mom already called the "post." 488 00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,365 Page six is printing a retraction. 489 00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,426 Why would she give you anything? 490 00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:58,827 I guess she didn't want 491 00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:01,500 the whole world to know you other secret. 492 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,332 What a shame for everyone to find out 493 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:06,204 what an embarrassment it is to have you as a daughter. 494 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,205 Hmm. 495 00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:11,880 (Thunder rumbling) 496 00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,842 Hey, uh, you don't happen to be at the loft 497 00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:15,584 with a blonde we don't talk about. 498 00:20:15,585 --> 00:20:16,885 I'm here. Serena's not. 499 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,618 Did you need me to leave before she gets here? 500 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,690 No, no, no. I was expecting her here at the park anyway. 501 00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:23,692 I just... I thought maybe my loft 502 00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:25,624 was the only place she knew in Brooklyn. 503 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,327 Thanks anyway. 504 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,730 (Cell phone alert chimes) 505 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,606 (Clears throat) 506 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,240 (Nate) Serena's not there waiting for me, is she? 507 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,242 Why would she be? I thought you scared her off 508 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,944 with your heartfelt declarations. 509 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,916 No, she was supposed to meet me at the frick. 510 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,247 I don't know what happened. 511 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,779 We must've had some miscommunication. 512 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:53,382 They do seem to be your area of expertise. 513 00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:56,254 In fact, you've probably said your share 514 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,657 of inappropriate things during intercourse. 515 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,660 So what'd you do? Did you call a girl by another girl's name? 516 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,662 Talk a little too dirty? 517 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,664 It's not funny. I may have uttered 518 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,636 those three little words that change everything. 519 00:21:07,637 --> 00:21:09,538 But she probably didn't even hear me. 520 00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:10,799 Scientifically speaking, 521 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,571 intense pleasure does dull the other senses. 522 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,042 (Chuckles) Relax, man. 523 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:15,944 Girls know that when a guy says that during sex, 524 00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:17,976 it doesn't mean "I love you." 525 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,309 It means, "I love having sex with you." 526 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,410 Of course. 527 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:22,652 Thanks. 528 00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:26,955 For Mrs. Archibald and the ladies, 529 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:29,958 I ordered petrossian caviar and blini for appetizer. 530 00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:33,862 Why would you do that? You know Mr. Chuck loves caviar. 531 00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:36,395 But... but you love, too. E-everyone loves... 532 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,826 Okay, fine, Dorota. 533 00:21:37,827 --> 00:21:40,429 Since you badgered it out of me, yes, it's true. 534 00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:43,432 Chuck said he loved me while in a compromising position. 535 00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:44,303 (Whispers) He did? 536 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,574 He did. 537 00:21:45,575 --> 00:21:47,976 (Normal voice) Oh, this is just like in book 538 00:21:47,977 --> 00:21:51,880 when time traveler comes to declare love for lost Princess. 539 00:21:51,881 --> 00:21:55,644 Yes, but unlike your dirty, long-haired lothario, 540 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:57,486 Chuck probably didn't mean it. 541 00:21:57,487 --> 00:21:59,988 He simply blurted it out in the height of passion. 542 00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:01,990 But Mr. Chuck does not seem like blurter. 543 00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:04,723 Well, he's obviously become one, and I... did the polite thing 544 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,855 and acted like I didn't hear. 545 00:22:06,856 --> 00:22:08,827 You didn't say "I love you" back? 546 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,829 And be a weak, sniveling, "stand by your man" 547 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,602 who never runs a foundation or anything else? No! 548 00:22:13,603 --> 00:22:15,834 I am an empowered woman, and I won't let 549 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,407 three words that were probably meaningless change that. 550 00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:20,910 This is obviously distracting you from your work. 551 00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:25,814 (Thunder rumbling) 552 00:22:25,815 --> 00:22:27,716 Did you pay Juliet off? 553 00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:29,848 Uh, Bruce, let me call you back. 554 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,680 If you mean, did I ask Juliet 555 00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:35,484 to stop leaking information to page six? The answer is yes. 556 00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:37,656 You never believed that I didn't sleep with Colin, did you? 557 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,488 You just said that to the Dean 558 00:22:39,489 --> 00:22:40,889 so that I could stay at Columbia. 559 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,761 I wanted you to be able to move forward 560 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:43,932 and focus on your future. 561 00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,834 What did she even say she has? 562 00:22:45,835 --> 00:22:47,866 What's important is that it's taken care of. 563 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,939 She has nothing because I did nothing. 564 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:54,703 So you believe her over me? 565 00:22:54,704 --> 00:22:58,807 You know, you just let yourself get blackmailed for no reason. 566 00:22:58,808 --> 00:23:00,649 Can you blame me? 567 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:03,512 It's not like you have a history of great decision making. 568 00:23:03,513 --> 00:23:06,815 How can I when you disapprove of every choice I've ever made? 569 00:23:06,816 --> 00:23:08,887 No matter how hard I try to do the right thing, 570 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,021 you always just assume the worst. 571 00:23:17,427 --> 00:23:18,928 (Elevator bell dings) 572 00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:22,501 Lobster potpie, 573 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,633 cheesecake in a jar, and... 574 00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:26,805 (Gasps) John delucie! 575 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:30,038 Chuck asked me to make sure everything was perfect. 576 00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:31,510 Chuck did this? 577 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,141 So romantic, like in book 578 00:23:33,142 --> 00:23:35,684 when time traveler sends sign of true love from future, 579 00:23:35,685 --> 00:23:38,547 and Princess needs to get to grand ball where he is waiting. 580 00:23:38,548 --> 00:23:41,419 And if she too late, the rift in the time-space continuum 581 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,922 close up forever. 582 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,996 (Undoes zipper) 583 00:23:47,797 --> 00:23:49,828 Miss Blair? 584 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,460 Uh, we have mixed company. 585 00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:53,161 Tell Anne and the board that I've been delayed. 586 00:23:53,162 --> 00:23:55,063 And unless you want to raise Ana in Poland, 587 00:23:55,064 --> 00:23:58,036 don't let them leave before I get back. 588 00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,868 Where you going? 589 00:23:59,869 --> 00:24:02,971 Mm. (Kisses) Straight to hell with all the other sinners. 590 00:24:02,972 --> 00:24:04,874 (Elevator bell dings) 591 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:15,123 Hey, what are you doing here? 592 00:24:15,124 --> 00:24:17,856 We agreed to let this go after the text. 593 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,829 Yeah, I know, and she texted me that she'd meet me, 594 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:23,632 only she stood me up. 595 00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:25,163 I'm guessing she did the same thing to you. 596 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,935 Yeah. 597 00:24:26,936 --> 00:24:30,198 What are you guys doing here? This is really not a good time. 598 00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:33,772 Yeah, and obviously you're not gonna end this, so we are. 599 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,044 You know how we both feel. 600 00:24:36,045 --> 00:24:38,047 You have until midnight to decide. 601 00:24:42,812 --> 00:24:44,953 (Cell phone alert chimes) 602 00:24:44,954 --> 00:24:46,955 Eric just texted Serena to see how she's doing 603 00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:49,157 after the blow-out with her mom 604 00:24:49,158 --> 00:24:50,959 and to make sure she's still on for dinner. 605 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,191 Now the only one left is Blair. 606 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,193 Here. Give this résumé to one of 607 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,926 Anne Archibald's foundation board members at dinner. 608 00:24:57,927 --> 00:24:59,968 Tell them that Serena 609 00:24:59,969 --> 00:25:02,200 would like to be considered for the position. 610 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,232 What do I do if Blair sees me? 611 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:05,774 Lie. 612 00:25:05,775 --> 00:25:07,836 (Cell phone alerts chime) 613 00:25:07,837 --> 00:25:11,039 Looks like the battle 614 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,041 between Brooklyn and the Upper East Side 615 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:14,983 had finally come to a head. 616 00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:18,246 (Cell phone alert chimes) 617 00:25:18,247 --> 00:25:21,990 Word has it lonely boy and golden boy 618 00:25:21,991 --> 00:25:23,923 both declared their love. 619 00:25:24,994 --> 00:25:27,055 (Cell phone alert chimes) 620 00:25:27,056 --> 00:25:30,859 They gave cinderena until midnight to decide. 621 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:35,664 That Carolina herrera dress makes her look like an angel, 622 00:25:35,665 --> 00:25:37,866 but this decision is demonic... 623 00:25:37,867 --> 00:25:41,209 I can't believe it. Dan and Nate will forgive her anything. 624 00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:43,241 How do we keep her from making a choice? 625 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:46,244 We don't. (Sighs) We make it for her. 626 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,547 Take off your clothes and take out your credit card. 627 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:54,854 And the forces of evil are just getting started. 628 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:01,661 (Lights on's "we live underground" playing) 629 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,569 I should've known taking down Serena 630 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,571 involved wearing the perfect dress. 631 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,645 Well, anytime I can combine styling with revenge... 632 00:26:16,646 --> 00:26:20,679 Plus, this isn't exactly my first masquerade party. 633 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,080 I'll see you inside. 634 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,984 ♫ We live underground ♫ 635 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,886 ♫ we live underground ♫ 636 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,588 (Camera shutter clicks) 637 00:26:33,663 --> 00:26:35,724 ♫♫ 638 00:26:35,725 --> 00:26:38,928 (Indistinct conversations) 639 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:47,706 ♫ take no refuge ♫ 640 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,237 ♫ leave no trace ♫ 641 00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:53,712 ♫ we can live by candlelight ♫ 642 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:54,943 (Nate) Good luck, man. 643 00:26:54,944 --> 00:26:56,885 Yeah, you, too. 644 00:26:56,886 --> 00:27:00,288 ♫ We live underground ♫ 645 00:27:00,289 --> 00:27:03,221 ♫ they're always on your side ♫ 646 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,393 (Juliet) Serena Van Der Woodsen. 647 00:27:05,394 --> 00:27:06,355 Go ahead. 648 00:27:06,356 --> 00:27:07,656 Thank you. 649 00:27:07,657 --> 00:27:10,228 ♫ I will be your guide ♫ 650 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,360 That should keep Serena out long enough 651 00:27:12,361 --> 00:27:14,333 for us to make her life hell. 652 00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:20,769 I got Serena's résumé to Anne, but Blair's not here. 653 00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:22,771 She's here. I just spotted her. 654 00:27:22,772 --> 00:27:24,112 Now you just need to figure out a way 655 00:27:24,113 --> 00:27:25,674 to get the board meeting moved here. 656 00:27:25,675 --> 00:27:27,345 I don't think these ladies wanna witness 657 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:28,977 Chuck's eternal damnation. 658 00:27:28,978 --> 00:27:31,249 Tell Anne that Blair's arranged a special surprise 659 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,221 to show her dedication to girls inc. 660 00:27:33,222 --> 00:27:34,753 And, Vanessa, 661 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,085 you really need to start showing more initiative. 662 00:27:37,086 --> 00:27:41,259 Jenny's carrying you on this thing. 663 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,961 (Beep, flips cell phone shut) 664 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,733 (Woman) I know. 665 00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:46,064 ♫♫ 666 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:47,335 Hey! 667 00:27:47,336 --> 00:27:50,268 Serena, have you seen Chuck? 668 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,700 Wait! 669 00:27:51,701 --> 00:27:54,302 (Sighs) I know that you don't think 670 00:27:54,303 --> 00:27:56,905 you my being with him is a good idea, 671 00:27:56,906 --> 00:27:59,677 but you have bad ideas all the time. 672 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,880 I don't wanna lose the foundation, 673 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,852 but what's wrong with wanting to keep it secret 674 00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:07,085 just long enough to find out how he really feels? 675 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,818 I didn't approve of your thing with Colin, 676 00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:12,821 but at least I had the decency to talk to you about it. 677 00:28:12,822 --> 00:28:15,024 Well, I didn't, but you should! 678 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,867 I know it's not my bolognese. 679 00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:20,999 No, Rufus. I'm sorry. It's delicious. 680 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,372 I'm just... I'm just upset about this Serena situation. 681 00:28:24,373 --> 00:28:26,104 I thought we'd all moved on. 682 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,876 And Serena broke things off with Colin. 683 00:28:27,877 --> 00:28:29,337 The "post" is apologizing. 684 00:28:29,338 --> 00:28:31,179 The Dean can't force Serena out of school. 685 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,782 And by next semester, this whole thing will be forgotten. 686 00:28:33,783 --> 00:28:35,784 Well, it'd be a lot easier if Colin was the first teacher 687 00:28:35,785 --> 00:28:38,316 that Serena had been involved with. 688 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:40,088 Really? Someone at constance? 689 00:28:40,089 --> 00:28:42,120 Boarding school. 690 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:43,721 Boarding school? 691 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,723 Serena was just a kid. 692 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,896 Serena was never a kid. Believe me. 693 00:28:47,897 --> 00:28:50,358 This was after the Shepherd wedding, 694 00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:52,260 Pete fairman... 695 00:28:52,261 --> 00:28:54,002 It didn't end well. 696 00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:57,365 I was lucky I found a way to handle it. 697 00:28:57,366 --> 00:28:59,367 Well, just because it happened then 698 00:28:59,368 --> 00:29:02,110 doesn't mean it's happening now. 699 00:29:02,111 --> 00:29:05,014 ♫♫ 700 00:29:14,784 --> 00:29:18,487 (Indistinct conversations) 701 00:29:19,989 --> 00:29:23,892 Hey. Listen, I'm sorry for laying it on the line 702 00:29:23,893 --> 00:29:26,895 like that earlier. It's just... 703 00:29:26,896 --> 00:29:28,366 ♫♫ 704 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:32,041 Serena, you have no idea the hell you've put me through. 705 00:29:36,245 --> 00:29:38,176 It is me, right? 706 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:39,948 So you ready? 707 00:29:39,949 --> 00:29:43,011 As hard as it's gonna be, I-I know what I have to do. 708 00:29:43,012 --> 00:29:44,312 ♫♫ 709 00:29:44,313 --> 00:29:46,254 Hi. Uh, Eric and Serena Van Der Woodsen 710 00:29:46,255 --> 00:29:48,256 and Elliot leichter. 711 00:29:48,257 --> 00:29:50,158 Go on in. 712 00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:52,060 What was that name again? 713 00:29:52,061 --> 00:29:54,192 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he told you. 714 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:56,224 Serena Van Der Woodsen. 715 00:29:56,225 --> 00:29:57,465 Nice try, 716 00:29:57,466 --> 00:29:59,427 but she's already inside. 717 00:29:59,428 --> 00:30:02,200 Well, that's a mistake because I'm her. 718 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,532 Sorry. Do you have I.D.? 719 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:09,007 I didn't come to rent a car. Everyone here knows me. 720 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:10,138 ♫♫ 721 00:30:10,139 --> 00:30:11,980 (Scoffs) 722 00:30:11,981 --> 00:30:14,883 Eric, can you get Chuck or k.C.? And hurry, please. 723 00:30:14,884 --> 00:30:16,815 I don't want to keep them waiting. 724 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,093 Serena! 725 00:30:25,094 --> 00:30:27,095 Hey, there you are. 726 00:30:27,096 --> 00:30:31,399 ♫♫ 727 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,001 Excellent. 728 00:30:33,002 --> 00:30:35,303 That... that was a... Kiss hello, right? 729 00:30:35,304 --> 00:30:36,834 Not a kiss good-bye? 730 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,867 I think I might need another to be sure. 731 00:30:38,868 --> 00:30:41,970 Are... are you gonna tell Nate? Let him know I'm, uh, I'm sorry. 732 00:30:41,971 --> 00:30:44,072 I mean, not sorry enough to want you to change your mind, but... 733 00:30:44,073 --> 00:30:47,476 (The pretty reckless' "make me wanna die" playing) 734 00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:04,062 I avoided k.C.'S prying eyes. 735 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,935 I appreciate that, and you being here half-dressed. 736 00:31:06,936 --> 00:31:08,636 But don't you have a denouncement to attend? 737 00:31:08,637 --> 00:31:12,140 Dorota's distracting the board with delucie's cavatelli 738 00:31:12,141 --> 00:31:13,902 until I get back. 739 00:31:13,903 --> 00:31:15,873 (Sighs) 740 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,546 I heard what you said. 741 00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:21,409 What conversation are you referring to exactly? 742 00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:24,312 Three one syllable words that, under the circumstances, 743 00:31:24,313 --> 00:31:26,884 you may or may not have meant. 744 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,886 Do you want me to have meant them? 745 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,960 If they were true, I would want to know. 746 00:31:31,961 --> 00:31:34,092 ♫♫ 747 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:37,195 ♫ I would die for you, my love ♫ 748 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:38,466 Of course. 749 00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:40,068 (Scoffs) 750 00:31:40,069 --> 00:31:43,201 People do lose their rational thought during sex. 751 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:46,935 They bark and scream out for god and their mothers. 752 00:31:46,936 --> 00:31:50,238 Well... I should get back to Anne. 753 00:31:50,239 --> 00:31:52,140 I meant it, Blair... 754 00:31:52,141 --> 00:31:54,042 ♫ wanna die ♫ 755 00:31:54,043 --> 00:31:55,643 With all my heart. 756 00:31:55,644 --> 00:31:58,446 ♫ I would steal for you, my love ♫ 757 00:31:58,447 --> 00:32:00,518 ♫ my love ♫ 758 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,451 ♫ make me wanna die ♫ 759 00:32:03,452 --> 00:32:05,453 You gonna say something this time? 760 00:32:05,454 --> 00:32:09,257 I will. I-I mean... (Sighs) 761 00:32:09,258 --> 00:32:10,999 (Whispers) I do. 762 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,932 ♫ But up in the light, every time I look... ♫ 763 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,405 You realize we can't have everything. 764 00:32:17,406 --> 00:32:19,968 Anne won't be the only person 765 00:32:19,969 --> 00:32:23,441 who might think you're weak for forgiving me. 766 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,413 And you won't build a business 767 00:32:25,414 --> 00:32:27,375 based on being New York's bad boy bachelor. 768 00:32:27,376 --> 00:32:30,718 I understand the consequences. Are you willing to pay them? 769 00:32:30,719 --> 00:32:33,051 ♫ Make me wanna die ♫ 770 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:34,383 (Whoosh) 771 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:47,735 Serena, what are you doing?! 772 00:32:47,736 --> 00:32:49,697 ♫ Taste me, drink my soul ♫ 773 00:32:49,698 --> 00:32:51,599 ♫ show me all the things that I shouldn't know ♫ 774 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,602 ♫ when there's a new moon on the rise ♫ 775 00:32:54,603 --> 00:32:56,974 (Gossip girl) Looks like saints and sinners 776 00:32:56,975 --> 00:33:00,608 aren't the only ones battling for souls tonight. 777 00:33:00,609 --> 00:33:03,651 What say we go up in flames together? 778 00:33:03,652 --> 00:33:06,514 ♫ To the night ♫ 779 00:33:06,515 --> 00:33:07,615 ♫ your eyes, your eyes ♫ 780 00:33:07,616 --> 00:33:08,756 (Guests murmuring) 781 00:33:08,757 --> 00:33:10,758 (Cell phone alerts chiming) 782 00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:13,761 It's no surprise c. And b. Succumbed to the dark side. 783 00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:17,495 But how about the boys from opposite sides of the bridge? 784 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,427 ♫ Your eyes ♫ 785 00:33:19,428 --> 00:33:21,699 It's hard to get word 786 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:25,203 when they're both lip-locked with Serena Van Der Woodsen. 787 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:28,677 Lucky I have the pictures to prove it. 788 00:33:34,343 --> 00:33:37,286 ♫♫ 789 00:33:43,452 --> 00:33:46,124 Anne? I can explain. 790 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:49,227 I'm not sure how this shows your dedication to girls inc. 791 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,229 You know, you lost any sympathy I may have had 792 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:53,231 for your previous choices the moment I saw you 793 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,633 kissing Charles in your underwear. 794 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,236 Shouldn't empowered women get to have relationships, too? 795 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:01,109 Being with Chuck doesn't make me less Blair. 796 00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:03,171 I'm sorry, but it does. 797 00:34:03,172 --> 00:34:05,443 The man you're with may not be a reflection of you, 798 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,346 but you will always be a reflection of him. 799 00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:09,677 That's not fair. 800 00:34:09,678 --> 00:34:11,719 Maybe not, but the sooner you accept it, 801 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,721 the easier your decisions will be. 802 00:34:13,722 --> 00:34:15,623 And please tell Serena 803 00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:17,625 while I appreciate her interest in the position, 804 00:34:17,626 --> 00:34:20,789 she's not the type of girl we're looking for either. 805 00:34:25,434 --> 00:34:27,235 At least she was polite. 806 00:34:27,236 --> 00:34:29,237 I doubt we'll have that with k.C. 807 00:34:29,238 --> 00:34:33,342 Give me a minute. I have to go find Serena. 808 00:34:35,104 --> 00:34:38,207 (Indistinct conversations) 809 00:34:44,413 --> 00:34:46,414 How could I have kissed either of you 810 00:34:46,415 --> 00:34:48,356 when I couldn't even get into the party? 811 00:34:48,357 --> 00:34:51,119 So someone dressed exactly like you, wearing your perfume, 812 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,161 just happened to be attracted to both of us? 813 00:34:53,162 --> 00:34:55,092 I-I don't know. I-I can't explain it. 814 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,465 So this mystery person texted us from Paris, too? 815 00:34:57,466 --> 00:34:59,627 And used us to make some adjunct professor jealous 816 00:34:59,628 --> 00:35:02,099 and stood us up? 817 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,872 No, I am partially responsible for this. 818 00:35:04,873 --> 00:35:07,235 I came here tonight to tell you how I felt. 819 00:35:07,236 --> 00:35:09,407 Doesn't that count for more than a "gossip girl" blast? 820 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,139 We can't keep chasing you in circles. 821 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:14,312 You didn't make the choice. We made it for you. 822 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:16,384 I didn't do this. 823 00:35:16,385 --> 00:35:20,149 I'm with him. So good-bye, Serena. 824 00:35:34,703 --> 00:35:37,205 B., you know I didn't kiss both of them. 825 00:35:37,206 --> 00:35:40,268 Do I? It's no worse than what you did to me and Chuck. 826 00:35:40,269 --> 00:35:42,210 What? (Scoffs) 827 00:35:42,211 --> 00:35:44,212 I had nothing to do with you coming here in your underwear. 828 00:35:44,213 --> 00:35:46,174 You knew what you had to lose. 829 00:35:46,175 --> 00:35:48,716 I kept trying to figure out why you would expose us. 830 00:35:48,717 --> 00:35:50,418 And then Anne Archibald told me 831 00:35:50,419 --> 00:35:52,420 that you wanted to be the face of her foundation. 832 00:35:52,421 --> 00:35:55,152 Oh, come on. When are you gonna give it up? 833 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,854 I don't want everything that you want. 834 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:59,156 I couldn't be less interested. 835 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,259 So Anne, Nate, and Dan are all liars? 836 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,160 That's a lot of people to blame, even for you. 837 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,233 Just admit you did the wrong thing, 838 00:36:05,234 --> 00:36:07,665 or maybe you don't even know what that is anymore. 839 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,298 You know, you're not the first person to say that today, 840 00:36:10,299 --> 00:36:12,640 so I guess it must be true. You know, it was a bad choice 841 00:36:12,641 --> 00:36:14,842 thinking that you'd be on my side. 842 00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:17,345 Not as bad as my believing 843 00:36:17,346 --> 00:36:19,447 that you'd ever be happy for my success. 844 00:36:19,448 --> 00:36:21,879 ♫♫ 845 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,181 Hey. Whoa, Serena. Hey, don't run off. 846 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,183 Why not? Mom's not the only one 847 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,185 who still sees me as a messed-up 16-year-old. 848 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,388 No one can see that I've changed. No one cares. 849 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:31,759 I-I care. 850 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,622 You're my little brother. You're not enough. 851 00:36:34,623 --> 00:36:37,595 ♫♫ 852 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:38,866 Oh. 853 00:36:38,867 --> 00:36:40,868 You're just in time to hear k.C. Tell me 854 00:36:40,869 --> 00:36:43,371 how I've destroyed my bad boy business plan 855 00:36:43,372 --> 00:36:44,632 once and for all. 856 00:36:44,633 --> 00:36:47,204 I warned you, but it turns out I was wrong. 857 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,407 This party is so decadent 858 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,409 and in the private rooms, frankly, illegal. 859 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:54,742 The big romantic gesture showed the hedonist has a heart. 860 00:36:54,743 --> 00:36:58,586 So Blair's the perfect balance? 861 00:36:58,587 --> 00:37:00,418 With the press this will get, 862 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:02,890 you can expect the hotel will be fully booked by Monday. 863 00:37:02,891 --> 00:37:05,222 I'm already getting calls for personal appearances. 864 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,425 In fact, I would love to get you some photo ops. 865 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:09,457 You know, Chuck bass' girlfriend at store openings, 866 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,459 fashion shows, that kind of thing. 867 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:12,860 Call me and we'll schedule. 868 00:37:12,861 --> 00:37:16,764 It appears the rules are there to be broken. 869 00:37:16,765 --> 00:37:18,566 We can have everything. 870 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,508 No, you can. 871 00:37:20,509 --> 00:37:21,970 It's me who can't. 872 00:37:28,817 --> 00:37:31,920 (Indistinct conversations) 873 00:37:35,284 --> 00:37:36,355 Oh. 874 00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:39,427 (Groans) 875 00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:42,530 Hey, hey. It's okay. Come on. I got you. 876 00:37:42,531 --> 00:37:44,762 In the battle between good and evil, 877 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,535 score one for the sinners. 878 00:37:47,536 --> 00:37:48,996 Hi. Sorry. 879 00:37:48,997 --> 00:37:51,800 My friend's had a little bit too much to drink. 880 00:37:53,442 --> 00:37:57,846 Looks like s. Could end up the next saintly sacrifice. 881 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:05,554 Pleasant dreams, sweet angel. 882 00:38:12,361 --> 00:38:14,362 (Woman laughs) 883 00:38:14,363 --> 00:38:16,964 I'll give you the money to start whatever foundation you want. 884 00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:19,727 It won't change anything. Anne's right. 885 00:38:19,728 --> 00:38:21,999 As long as I'm with you, I'm Hillary in the white house, 886 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,403 and I wanna be Hillary secretary of state, 887 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:27,335 but with better hair. 888 00:38:27,336 --> 00:38:29,306 Then you'll find another way to show the world 889 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,078 you're a force to be reckoned with. 890 00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:33,310 We'll build our futures together. 891 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,883 I followed my heart all last year and it led me nowhere. 892 00:38:35,884 --> 00:38:38,315 Now I need to follow my head. 893 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,317 You don't need to choose between them. 894 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,621 Look at Brad and Angelina. They takes turns on top. 895 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:45,823 Yeah, but she won an Oscar first. 896 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,826 I'm sorry, but I have to be Blair Waldorf 897 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,729 before I can be Chuck bass' girlfriend. 898 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:54,331 I love you. 899 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,935 I love you, too. 900 00:38:58,567 --> 00:39:01,709 I don't expect you to wait. 901 00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:04,912 If two people are meant to be together, 902 00:39:04,913 --> 00:39:07,675 eventually they'll find their way back. 903 00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:09,877 Do you really believe that? 904 00:39:09,878 --> 00:39:11,519 I do. 905 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,823 (Whispers) So do I. 906 00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:19,428 (Spoon's "I saw the light" playing) 907 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:26,363 ♫ whenever your love can find me ♫ 908 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:30,538 ♫ it breaks through the walls that bind me ♫ 909 00:39:30,539 --> 00:39:33,501 ♫ it's breaking the walls... ♫ 910 00:39:33,502 --> 00:39:34,872 Still no Juliet? 911 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,644 No. (Sighs) But I gotta get back to Hudson 912 00:39:36,645 --> 00:39:39,647 before my luck runs out and I run smack into Blair and my dad. 913 00:39:39,648 --> 00:39:41,979 Well, it was nice to finally win one for team Brooklyn. 914 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,981 You sure you can't stay and celebrate? 915 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,454 I can try texting Juliet again. 916 00:39:46,455 --> 00:39:48,816 ♫ I sell the world unto the world ♫ 917 00:39:48,817 --> 00:39:50,618 ♫ it asks me back again ♫ 918 00:39:50,619 --> 00:39:52,119 (Cell phone alert chimes) 919 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,724 ♫ it calls me "love," holds me tight ♫ 920 00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:03,170 ♫♫ 921 00:40:03,171 --> 00:40:06,104 (Beeping) 922 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,778 That's the thing about destiny. 923 00:40:10,779 --> 00:40:13,511 Instead of too many choices, 924 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,182 you suddenly have none. 925 00:40:15,183 --> 00:40:17,515 ♫ It peels off them ties that bind me ♫ 926 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:18,916 ♫ mmm ♫ 927 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:23,921 ♫ I don't need a thing to remind me ♫ 928 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,454 ♫ that I'm part of the world ♫ 929 00:40:26,455 --> 00:40:28,025 ♫ I saw... ♫ 930 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,458 The prince of darkness finally sees the light, 931 00:40:30,459 --> 00:40:35,663 only to realize it's no longer an option... 932 00:40:35,664 --> 00:40:37,665 ♫ I saw the light ♫ 933 00:40:37,666 --> 00:40:39,066 ♫ I saw the light ♫ 934 00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:43,911 And the time for love has come and gone. 935 00:40:43,912 --> 00:40:46,514 Well, not to sound like a high school cheerleader, 936 00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:48,746 but i-i-I'm glad we were in this together. 937 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:52,119 You're not hot enough to be a high school cheerleader, 938 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,081 but me, too. Otherwise, I'd probably be looking 939 00:40:54,082 --> 00:40:55,983 for a reason to blame you. 940 00:40:55,984 --> 00:40:58,786 And you did make a damn good scapegoat. 941 00:40:58,787 --> 00:41:00,788 Hey, you wanna go play red dead redemption? 942 00:41:00,789 --> 00:41:02,960 One ground rule, though. One. 943 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:06,093 Serena Van Der Woodsen does not exist. 944 00:41:06,094 --> 00:41:07,865 Perfect. 945 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,698 The rest of us just have to keep moving forward... 946 00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:13,200 Yes, of course. I understand. 947 00:41:13,201 --> 00:41:15,803 She's over 18. 948 00:41:15,804 --> 00:41:19,707 Y-well, thank you for your call. 949 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:20,978 (Beep) 950 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,750 That was Dean reuther. 951 00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:25,152 Your sister just withdrew from Columbia. 952 00:41:25,153 --> 00:41:27,985 Alienate everybody, drop out of school, run away... 953 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,116 That sounds like Serena. 954 00:41:29,117 --> 00:41:30,658 You're right. 955 00:41:30,659 --> 00:41:33,992 I'm not sure there's anything we can do anymore. 956 00:41:37,125 --> 00:41:40,728 Accept the choice is out of your hands. 957 00:41:40,729 --> 00:41:42,930 (Thunder rumbling) 958 00:41:42,931 --> 00:41:46,974 It's up to the fates to decide. 959 00:41:46,975 --> 00:41:51,880 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.