1 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:06,106 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 2 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,608 Vanessa stole my phone and sent an e-mail to my professor. 3 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,111 (Vanessa) I did not do this. 4 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,442 I wanted to be friends, but what did you expect me to do? 5 00:00:12,443 --> 00:00:14,514 Serena's professor is Colin... 6 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,615 Our cousin Colin. 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,517 And what's the problem? 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,349 I need him. He pays for my school, my rent. 9 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:22,352 Relationships with faculty are strictly forbidden. 10 00:00:22,353 --> 00:00:24,124 I don't think I can make it six weeks. 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,426 At least we stopped ourselves before we made a mess 12 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,628 of everything. No one found out, so we're safe. 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,660 You're different than anyone I've ever known. 14 00:00:30,661 --> 00:00:32,632 Well, you know what? Just save it. 15 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,534 'Cause you're exactly like everyone I've ever known. 16 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:38,037 (Serena) A peace treaty based on more than just a handshake. 17 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,470 And who am I? 18 00:00:40,471 --> 00:00:44,043 That's a secret I'll never tell. 19 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,045 You know you love me. 20 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:50,780 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 21 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:53,123 (Pony up's "kick you to the curb" playing) 22 00:00:53,124 --> 00:00:54,754 Morning, upper east siders. 23 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,756 Hope you had a good night's sleep... 24 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,289 Or at least a good night's play. 25 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,060 ♫ Ooh, ooh ♫ 26 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,062 ♫ ooh, whoo-ooh ♫ 27 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,294 (Record needle scratches) 28 00:01:04,295 --> 00:01:07,137 I need to talk. I'm having Colin issues. 29 00:01:07,138 --> 00:01:09,339 And boundary issues. Ladies knock. 30 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:10,670 And besides, the only issue 31 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,143 you should be having with professor forrester 32 00:01:13,144 --> 00:01:14,674 is the topic of your midterm. 33 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,446 Now if you don't mind, I'd like to 34 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:18,248 hit the snooze button on this conversation 35 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:19,609 and go back to... okay. 36 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:21,611 (Sighs) All I can think about 37 00:01:21,612 --> 00:01:23,613 is how much I wanna be on his arm at the ballet. 38 00:01:23,614 --> 00:01:26,416 And instead, I've got the Dean's target on my back. 39 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:28,458 How are we supposed to even try to have a relationship? 40 00:01:28,459 --> 00:01:30,590 I hate it when the duvet puffs up like that. 41 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,861 Ohh. 42 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:33,793 Maybe it's just the way you're sitting. 43 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,795 I know we agreed to wait, but it feels like meanwhile, 44 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:39,429 life is just passing us by. It's... it's not fair. 45 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,871 Life is tough, Serena. Just... 46 00:01:41,872 --> 00:01:43,373 Get a helmet. 47 00:01:43,374 --> 00:01:45,205 Or at least borrow one of my chapeaus. 48 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,208 Wear it all day to remind you not to lose your... 49 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,640 Head. Get on! Go! 50 00:01:50,641 --> 00:01:53,543 Well, thank you for the great advice. 51 00:01:53,544 --> 00:01:54,785 (Sighs) 52 00:01:58,749 --> 00:02:01,191 (Pants) This comforter blocks out so much noise, 53 00:02:01,192 --> 00:02:03,193 they could sell it at bose. 54 00:02:03,194 --> 00:02:05,195 Ugh. This has got to end. 55 00:02:05,196 --> 00:02:06,896 I thought it just did. 56 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:09,560 That was the last time. 57 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,603 (Horn honks in distance) 58 00:02:13,604 --> 00:02:15,705 (Sighs) 59 00:02:15,706 --> 00:02:18,268 Hey. I'm, uh, headed over to my dad and Lily's for breakfast. 60 00:02:18,269 --> 00:02:19,709 Do you wanna come? 61 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:21,641 Actually, I have a lot of work. But if you could swipe 62 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,374 some Santa Maria novella soap for me while you're there... 63 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,316 That's right. The, uh, olive oil, not the mint. 64 00:02:26,317 --> 00:02:27,777 I know. 65 00:02:27,778 --> 00:02:29,779 (Chuckles) I had no idea you were a Colin forrester fan. 66 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:33,253 I saw Matt lauer interview him on the "today" show recently. 67 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,754 Yeah? What what was it about? 68 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,786 Who was cuter. Or maybe that was just me. 69 00:02:36,787 --> 00:02:39,559 Well, he's no Maria bartiromo, but he is Serena's professor, 70 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,261 and she's been raving about him, so I figured I'd borrow 71 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,792 that book from her. 72 00:02:42,793 --> 00:02:45,265 And you checked out of this conversation 73 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,896 the minute the "s" word came up. 74 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:49,369 Sorry, but ever since the Hamilton house debacle, 75 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,541 I'm dead to anyone in Serena's life, 76 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,543 except for you. Nate doesn't even return my calls. 77 00:02:53,544 --> 00:02:55,405 Well if it makes you feel any better, 78 00:02:55,406 --> 00:02:56,806 he's not talking to me, either. 79 00:02:56,807 --> 00:02:58,778 He's still pissed that I stole that treaty. 80 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,750 Well, unlike you, I didn't do anything. 81 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:04,784 Juliet framed me. She's crazy. Is any of this ringing a bell? 82 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,687 Vanessa, let's not get into this again. We... we put it behind us. 83 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,661 We'll leave it there. All right? 84 00:03:13,224 --> 00:03:14,425 (Door opens) 85 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:18,699 (Click) 86 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,403 I got it. We're good. 87 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,774 (Door opens) 88 00:03:24,775 --> 00:03:26,736 I'll call you later. 89 00:03:26,737 --> 00:03:27,737 (Beep) 90 00:03:27,738 --> 00:03:28,878 Hi! 91 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,680 Sorry I'm late. 92 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:32,582 I had to pull an all-nighter just to finish "persuasion" 93 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:34,614 for my comp lit class. 94 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,586 Apparently, even Jane Austen can have a misfire. 95 00:03:36,587 --> 00:03:38,688 Nice try. You're just trying to avoid 96 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:40,850 finishing our conversation from the other night. 97 00:03:40,851 --> 00:03:43,723 You promised me you weren't in contact with Ben. 98 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,996 I'm all he has. It's not that easy for him. 99 00:03:46,997 --> 00:03:48,728 Prison shouldn't be easy, 100 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,900 especially when you deserve to be there. 101 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:53,763 (Whispers) He didn't do it. 102 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:56,806 You're the only person that thinks that. 103 00:03:56,807 --> 00:04:00,340 Why else would his lawyer have him plead guilty? 104 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,713 Look, I understand he's your brother and you love him, 105 00:04:03,714 --> 00:04:05,715 but you are playing with fire. 106 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,777 Oh, really? And you're not? 107 00:04:07,778 --> 00:04:09,519 What is that supposed to mean? 108 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,651 I saw the way that you were looking 109 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,882 at Serena Van Der Woodsen 110 00:04:12,883 --> 00:04:14,884 at Blair Waldorf's party the other night. 111 00:04:14,885 --> 00:04:16,886 If you'll excuse me, I'm running late, 112 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:19,589 so let me just say this... I may pay for your life here, 113 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:21,931 but if you continue to see your brother, 114 00:04:21,932 --> 00:04:26,266 it will cost you, and this is what you will lose. 115 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,971 (Door closes) 116 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,575 (Dan) You know how much money you can make in lobsters? 117 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,046 No, Daniel, I do not. 118 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:39,048 Sorry, I just kind of assumed 119 00:04:39,049 --> 00:04:41,050 when you invited me for family breakfast 120 00:04:41,051 --> 00:04:43,413 that there would be, uh, more... family involved. 121 00:04:43,414 --> 00:04:45,054 Yeah, so did I, but I forgot 122 00:04:45,055 --> 00:04:47,787 about Lily and Eric going to his interview at wesleyan. 123 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,289 And Serena? Do you know where she is this morning? 124 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,862 'Cause, I mean, you know, Nate mentioned... 125 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:55,294 Uh, she might be seeing someone. 126 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,997 Well, Lily hasn't said anything. Why don't you just ask her? 127 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,029 Because I have a vested interest in her answer. 128 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,432 Things between us got so sidetracked 129 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:04,604 after everything with Milo and... and... and Vanessa. 130 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:07,777 I just would like to get them figured out once and for all. 131 00:05:07,778 --> 00:05:09,779 I don't know how she feels. 132 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:12,311 So take her to coffee or something and ask her. 133 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,586 You're right. I'll just go find her on campus. 134 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:18,688 I'm gonna go for broke today. 135 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:21,320 I'm glad I could be so influential. 136 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,092 Oh, no, it's actually the title of chapter one here... 137 00:05:23,093 --> 00:05:26,827 "Going for broke," but, um, you're awesome, too, dad. 138 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:29,700 No... 139 00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:36,035 Yo! Where have you been? You haven't been home in days. 140 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,337 Well, the New York marathon was this weekend. 141 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,871 Those women run 26.2 miles in under 3 hours, 142 00:05:41,872 --> 00:05:43,773 so their warm-ups are key. 143 00:05:43,774 --> 00:05:45,344 What about you? 144 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,747 Things back on with Juliet? A romantic rendezvous? 145 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,419 No, that's over. 146 00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:51,350 I'm just actually swinging by her place 147 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,082 to return her things she left at the suite. 148 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:56,055 I just gotta get rid of them so I can finally be done. 149 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,827 Closure... the unobtainable goal. 150 00:05:57,828 --> 00:05:58,988 In my personal experience, 151 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:01,060 the closest I've come to getting it 152 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,533 is through mass amounts of hate sex. 153 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:04,934 But that's just me. 154 00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:06,936 I think I'll stick to giving Juliet 155 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:11,070 her shampoo and copy of "the help" back. 156 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,872 Well, you go ahead. 157 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,475 I've left my BlackBerry in the limo. 158 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,877 You're holding it. 159 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,110 Then I need another ristretto. See you around. 160 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:22,683 (Scoffs) 161 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,418 What if someone sees? 162 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,389 You don't like that anymore? 163 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,663 No, you idiot. I mean, what if someone we know sees? 164 00:06:33,664 --> 00:06:36,666 What... what am I saying? There will be nothing to see. 165 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:37,927 This ends here. 166 00:06:37,928 --> 00:06:40,830 What about over there? 167 00:06:40,831 --> 00:06:43,132 Okay. Hurry. 168 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:46,006 (Gasps) 169 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:53,943 You realize this breaks our pact not to be alone together. 170 00:06:53,944 --> 00:06:56,946 Ah, it wasn't us. It was fate. I mean, can we help it 171 00:06:56,947 --> 00:06:59,949 if we're in the same place at the same time, 172 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,551 hailing the same cab? 173 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:02,892 It has happened before. 174 00:07:02,893 --> 00:07:04,724 Numerous times, which is why you know how long 175 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,797 it would've taken to hail another one during rush hour. 176 00:07:07,798 --> 00:07:09,999 (Chuckles) I'm having a whole new appreciation 177 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,961 for pleather seats with duct tape. 178 00:07:11,962 --> 00:07:13,963 Though where I really wanna be with you 179 00:07:13,964 --> 00:07:16,435 is at the ballet tonight. It would be in public, 180 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,437 so we'd be forced to restrain ourselves. 181 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,439 Unfortunately, I know more than a few Columbia faculty members 182 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,972 who are big supporters of the balanchine. 183 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:24,844 Probably not a good idea. 184 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,977 You're right. I just hate that we have to wait over a month 185 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:30,219 to have another accidental cab ride together. 186 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:32,221 Unless that's enough for you? 187 00:07:32,222 --> 00:07:34,584 Why don't we go away for the weekend? 188 00:07:34,585 --> 00:07:35,755 (Chuckles) What? 189 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,026 We can go to harbour island. 190 00:07:37,027 --> 00:07:39,128 We can spend days on the beach 191 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:41,130 and nights having long talks over dinner. 192 00:07:41,131 --> 00:07:44,894 Separate rooms, of course, so no rules get broken. 193 00:07:44,895 --> 00:07:47,997 We're almost there. What are you thinking? 194 00:07:47,998 --> 00:07:50,140 I'm packing in my head already. 195 00:07:51,502 --> 00:07:55,906 Ohh! (Laughs) 196 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,852 (Brakes squeal) 197 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:12,762 ("Kick you to the curb" playing) 198 00:08:12,763 --> 00:08:14,023 ♫ uh-huh ♫ 199 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:17,027 ♫ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♫ 200 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:18,998 ♫ ooh ooh ooh ♫ 201 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,030 In a city that never sleeps, 202 00:08:21,031 --> 00:08:23,673 it's important to always be alert... 203 00:08:23,674 --> 00:08:25,535 ♫ ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♫ 204 00:08:25,536 --> 00:08:26,876 Because if you blink, 205 00:08:26,877 --> 00:08:28,778 you might miss something... 206 00:08:28,779 --> 00:08:31,681 ♫ you want it, want it, they're all gonna flaunt it, flaunt it ♫ 207 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:33,543 ♫ you know you want it, want it ♫ 208 00:08:33,544 --> 00:08:35,915 Or someone. 209 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,187 ♫ I'll kick you to the... ♫ 210 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:40,089 ♫ I'll kick you to the curb ♫ 211 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:42,852 ♫ don't act like you're surprised ♫ 212 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:44,924 ♫ you'll get what you deserve ♫ 213 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:45,826 ♫ I don't take... ♫ 214 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,697 Yes, hi. 215 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:49,959 I need to make an appointment with Dean reuther right away. 216 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,200 ♫ I've got to let you go ♫ 217 00:08:51,201 --> 00:08:53,903 I have something that she wants to see. 218 00:08:53,904 --> 00:08:56,105 But be careful, 219 00:08:56,106 --> 00:08:58,908 since the truth can be eye-opening. 220 00:08:58,909 --> 00:08:59,969 ♫ Flaunt it, flaunt it ♫ 221 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:01,611 Hey, excuse me. 222 00:09:01,612 --> 00:09:03,643 I'm dropping some stuff off for Juliet sharp. 223 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,974 Who? 224 00:09:04,975 --> 00:09:06,746 Juliet sharp. Uh, 4a, I think it is? 225 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:10,750 I'm sorry. There's no one named sharp in this building... 226 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,582 Or Juliet for that matter, 227 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:15,625 at least not in the eight years I've worked here. 228 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:16,886 ♫ I'll tell you, I'll tell you ♫ 229 00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:18,858 Good morning, upper east siders. 230 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,561 This is your wake-up call. 231 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,999 (Indistinct conversations) 232 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,742 Serena. What are you doing on campus so early? 233 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:35,645 Watching you climb out of a brownstone vestibule 234 00:09:35,646 --> 00:09:37,807 with Chuck following like the bass that ate the canary. 235 00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:39,809 And no denials. Your skirt's on backwards. 236 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:41,281 No, it isn't. 237 00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:48,117 Fine, I may have slipped up a little, 238 00:09:48,118 --> 00:09:51,090 but it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that. 239 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,963 Or maybe a 5-time thing. Okay, if we're being honest, 240 00:09:53,964 --> 00:09:55,825 I've lost count how many times... 241 00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:57,827 Though that depends on what you're actually counting as... 242 00:09:57,828 --> 00:09:59,829 Blair, what are you doing? You've come so far. 243 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,931 Don't fall off the wagon now. 244 00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:03,272 I haven't. 245 00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,274 It's just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill ex sex, 246 00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:07,276 fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs... 247 00:10:07,277 --> 00:10:08,978 Mutual loathing and disdain. 248 00:10:08,979 --> 00:10:10,840 May I remind you that both of those are feelings? 249 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,782 And having any feelings for Chuck 250 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,784 is where the problems always start. 251 00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:16,786 There are about as many feelings between me and Chuck 252 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:18,788 as there are thoughts in Levi johnston's head. 253 00:10:18,789 --> 00:10:21,120 We're nothing more than enemies with benefits. 254 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,221 And quite a lot of judgment 255 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,753 coming from you, Elizabeth Taylor. 256 00:10:23,754 --> 00:10:25,224 You're about one inappropriate relationship away 257 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,996 from the guinness book. 258 00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:29,999 Colin and I actually had a very good talk this morning, 259 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,001 and he wants a real relationship, too. 260 00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:34,003 Yes, I hear the 97th street transverse 261 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:36,635 is a lovely spot to drive past on a date. 262 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,937 I saw you get in that cab. 263 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,769 We happen to be going away this weekend 264 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:41,771 so we can get to know each other like a normal couple 265 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:43,272 while still adhering to our rules, of course. 266 00:10:43,273 --> 00:10:46,145 Please. Do you forget what happens to you on vacations? 267 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,177 There's a reason why you never get a tan line. 268 00:10:48,178 --> 00:10:49,749 You have no willpower. 269 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,751 And you do? 270 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,983 Yes. I stopped having meaningful sex with Chuck, 271 00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:57,887 and I can just as easily stop having meaningless sex with him. 272 00:10:57,888 --> 00:11:00,760 In fact, I am going to call him right now and make it clear 273 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,862 that our little dalliance is finished forever. 274 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,794 And maybe you should follow my example 275 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:06,897 before you get your passport stamped again. 276 00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:12,773 (Knock on door) 277 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:16,946 Hey. 278 00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:19,078 This how you return phone calls now? 279 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,080 I went to Juliet's apartment this morning, 280 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,153 and it turns out she doesn't live there. She never has. 281 00:11:24,154 --> 00:11:25,815 What? 282 00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:27,386 Look, I'm sorry, Vanessa. 283 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,889 I should've believed you when you said she set you up. 284 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,420 Juliet's a liar. 285 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:33,823 She's been lying to me this whole time. 286 00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:36,065 Finally! Took someone long enough. 287 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,798 But seriously, I-I appreciate you telling me. 288 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,801 Enough to help me find out what she's hiding? 289 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,774 Let me see... writing a paper on Hannah arendt 290 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:48,007 or a secret mission that might help me clear my name? 291 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,009 Let me grab my bag. 292 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,712 All right. 293 00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:58,888 Why do you have mad face? Is everything okay? 294 00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:01,320 No, it's not okay. You should know better. 295 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,822 I think I missed something. 296 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,723 I didn't. I saw you this morning 297 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,125 getting out of a cab with Colin forrester. 298 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,027 Are you having an affair with your professor? 299 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,760 Well, technically, he's a guest lecturer, 300 00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:12,802 and, no, it's not an affair because we agreed 301 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,964 not to do anything until the semester's over. 302 00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:15,965 It's romantic. 303 00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:17,366 What would be romantic 304 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:19,238 is him actually making a sacrifice for you. 305 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,170 What are you saying? 306 00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:23,512 When we were together, I would've done anything for you. 307 00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:25,744 So if this billionaire really cares about you, 308 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,246 then why can't he quit teaching, take you on a date? 309 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,517 (Scoffs) 310 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,980 You're worth more than a guest lecturer fee. 311 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:33,954 Everyone knows that. I just wish you did. 312 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,792 Sex in the limo. 313 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:45,795 We've literally come full circle. 314 00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:48,898 You're right. We need to do whatever we can to end this. 315 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:52,142 It may be difficult, but... it's the only way. 316 00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:55,544 (Sighs) 317 00:12:55,545 --> 00:12:57,546 (Door opens) 318 00:12:57,547 --> 00:12:59,909 (Door closes) 319 00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:01,780 (Panting) 320 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,214 Arthur, we need to pick up some klug du mensil '95... 321 00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:06,856 And lots of condoms. 322 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:09,558 It's going to be a long day of immersion therapy. 323 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,560 If Blair and I are going to end this, 324 00:13:11,561 --> 00:13:14,323 we'll have to have sex as many times as we can 325 00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:17,496 in the next 24 hours. (Sighs) 326 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,528 (Elevator bell dings) 327 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:22,301 Dorota, you have to keep me away from Chuck 328 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,333 for the next 24 hours, no matter what. 329 00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:25,275 But, miss Blair... 330 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:26,936 Don't "miss Blair" me! 331 00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:28,838 The only way to be done with this thing once and for all 332 00:13:28,839 --> 00:13:31,810 is to have a bass-ectomy. Now help keep me occupied. 333 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,913 (Sighs) 334 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,449 Hey. I was just on my way to your office. 335 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,051 Look, I've been thinking... 336 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:44,123 Think no more. We're about to go on vacation. 337 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,355 We leave tomorrow morning. At least I do. 338 00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:48,127 What do you mean? 339 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,029 I'm on a 9:00 A.M. flight, and you'll be on the 11:00. 340 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,861 Separate flights? 341 00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:54,003 We'll meet at the pink sands. Your room's under your name. 342 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:56,505 I always book mine under "buffett." 343 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:58,908 Uh-oh. I can tell you're thinking again. 344 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,139 Yeah, I'm just thinking 345 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,912 maybe this trip isn't such a great idea. 346 00:14:02,913 --> 00:14:04,613 Okay. Fine. We won't go anywhere. 347 00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:06,916 We'll just go back to waiting, tough it out. 348 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:08,948 But we shouldn't have to. We say we want a real relationship, 349 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,279 but the truth is 350 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,121 neither one of us is willing to make a sacrifice. 351 00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,984 I'm confused. We both knew the deal going in. 352 00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:15,625 What's changed? 353 00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:17,256 I did, I guess. 354 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,488 I don't know. Maybe we're not such a great idea. 355 00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:22,031 What happened when you got out of the cab? 356 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:25,995 We both know that this is just a case of bad timing. 357 00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:29,598 I'm just the first one to say it. 358 00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:31,171 I'm sorry. 359 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,144 I was surprised you called. 360 00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:37,146 I really thought you never wanted to talk to me again. 361 00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:39,148 'Cause you broke up with me 362 00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:42,011 doesn't mean we can't be friends, right? 363 00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:44,154 (Cell phone alert chimes, vibrates) 364 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:49,919 Sorry. Chuck's asking where the batteries are. 365 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,961 Okay, now I know you're lying. 366 00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:53,592 I wish I knew when you were. 367 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,966 It would've saved me a lot of time now, wouldn't it? 368 00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,327 Nate, what's going on here? 369 00:14:58,328 --> 00:15:00,329 I should be asking you that. 370 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,301 I went to your apartment today, 371 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,333 and they said you don't live there, okay. 372 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:07,906 And I thought for sure I was done giving a damn about you, 373 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,538 but I just can't let it go. 374 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:12,341 I mean, why... why do you need to lie about everything? 375 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:15,385 Because I didn't want you to see where I really live. 376 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,689 My actual apartment is a studio on 126th street, 377 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,451 and I... 378 00:15:22,452 --> 00:15:25,624 I couldn't even afford that if it weren't for my cousin. 379 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,057 He pays for my rent, my tuition, 380 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:30,459 and the rest of the stuff, I scrape together 381 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:33,062 or... return... 382 00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:35,364 When I can, okay? 383 00:15:35,365 --> 00:15:38,707 So that's what you've been hiding? That... that you're... 384 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,509 Poor? 385 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,211 Do you really think 386 00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:45,244 I would've been keymaster of Hamilton house if people knew 387 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,477 I took Metro north to woodbury common twice a month? 388 00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,719 Or that I do my own hair? 389 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,581 And would Nate Archibald 390 00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:54,984 really have wanted to date me if he knew I lived 391 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:57,186 above a bodega in a fifth floor walk-up 392 00:15:57,187 --> 00:16:00,260 with fluorescent lights and Ikea furniture I put together myself? 393 00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:05,534 When my dad went to jail, I had nothing, okay? 394 00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:09,138 So I know... I know what it's like to feel the need to keep up. 395 00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:12,171 I'm sorry I lied to you. I was ashamed. 396 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,573 And that's the reason I broke it off between us, 397 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,007 because I... I didn't want to get too close. 398 00:16:18,008 --> 00:16:20,549 But I did really like you, 399 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:22,682 and I still like you. 400 00:16:24,114 --> 00:16:26,715 I should probably get going... 401 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,987 No, no, no, no. Wait. Wait. 402 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,690 You... (Chuckles) Finally told me the truth, 403 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,194 and I'm a big believer in second chances. 404 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,626 I've had a couple in my life. 405 00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:39,628 There's the, uh, winter opening 406 00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:41,630 for the New York City ballet tonight. 407 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:43,132 Would you wanna come? 408 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:45,003 Maybe wear a dress that you actually own, 409 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,436 even if it's from woodbury common? 410 00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:50,539 Yes, I would love to. 411 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,181 Thank you for understanding. 412 00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:56,716 You can't even imagine how much it means to me. 413 00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:00,320 (Lock turns) 414 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:23,773 (Cell phone alert chimes) 415 00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:28,047 (Snaps cell phone shut) 416 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,592 (Click) 417 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:47,166 They say a picture's worth a thousand words. 418 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,498 But in this case, it seems like 419 00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:52,471 there's only three letters to adequately describe 420 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,405 these pictures... O.M.G. 421 00:18:02,652 --> 00:18:04,353 (Sighs deeply) 422 00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:07,556 (Cell phone rings) 423 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:08,717 (Ring) 424 00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:10,520 (Beep) 425 00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:18,527 (Box thuds) 426 00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:19,728 Dorota! 427 00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:21,301 (Sighs deeply) 428 00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:25,374 Blair, is there something we need to talk about? 429 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:30,379 This is no cause for concern, Serena. 430 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,681 I know I said I was quitting Chuck, and I am. 431 00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:35,844 It's just a bit harder to Chuck Chuck than I thought. 432 00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:37,846 What if I need sex rehab like Jesse James? 433 00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:39,848 You're gonna overcome this, 434 00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:44,423 maybe because I overcame my obstacle today. 435 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,655 I showed some willpower, and I broke up with Colin. 436 00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:48,427 Good for you. 437 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,700 For once, you're thinking with your brain and not with your... 438 00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:53,202 Macaroon? 439 00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:55,764 If he really wanted to be with me, 440 00:18:55,765 --> 00:18:58,437 all he needed to do was just drop the class. 441 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,439 It was a class that he didn't want or need to teach anyway. 442 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,471 You are Serena Van Der Woodsen. You deserve a guy 443 00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:04,673 who would move mountains to be with you if he had to. 444 00:19:04,674 --> 00:19:07,145 I've been thinking about that all day. 445 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,147 And you're Blair Waldorf. 446 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,749 Fortitude is your talent. Stay strong. 447 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,324 I'll see you at the ballet. Gotta go make a call. 448 00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:17,626 (Sighs) 449 00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:20,589 (Cell phone rings) 450 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:21,760 (Ring) 451 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,365 (Beep) 452 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,500 Thank you for letting me come by. 453 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,742 I just... I wanted to let you know in person that 454 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:37,446 I heard what you said about Ben, and I'm taking your advice. 455 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,448 I'm cutting off all communication with him. 456 00:19:39,449 --> 00:19:41,450 Glad to hear it. What changed your mind? 457 00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:43,452 There's this guy that I like, 458 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:45,484 and I broke up with him because Ben wanted me to. 459 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,657 And now this guy, Nate... He wants to try again. 460 00:19:48,658 --> 00:19:50,659 And I can't say no to a second chance. 461 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:53,692 It's just... (Sighs) It's so hard giving up on Ben. 462 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,465 I mean, you remember what he was like before? 463 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:58,367 He was so optimistic, idealistic. 464 00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:00,329 I mean, the day he became a teacher 465 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,930 was the happiest day of his life. 466 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,303 And I guess I just... I still see him like that. 467 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,305 I know, but he's not that person anymore. 468 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,936 He's a 26-year-old convict 469 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:10,509 who still hasn't taken responsibility for his actions. 470 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,511 He's not gonna be able to move on 471 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,213 until he accepts what happened. 472 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,716 I guess I don't want to accept it either. 473 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,448 But I have to. 474 00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:23,692 I have to stop talking to him for my own good. 475 00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:25,425 Thank you. 476 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,627 Sometimes you have to let things go 477 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,829 so there's room for better things to come into your life. 478 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,461 Well put. 479 00:20:32,462 --> 00:20:34,563 Your words. "Winner!" Chapter three. 480 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:37,306 Those were my words, weren't they? 481 00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:38,608 Mm-hmm. 482 00:20:39,909 --> 00:20:42,412 Thank you. 483 00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,715 (Sighs) 484 00:20:46,716 --> 00:20:49,618 (Gasps) What are you doing here?! 485 00:20:49,619 --> 00:20:52,851 Step any closer, and I'll scream. 486 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,453 You better believe you will. 487 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,385 If we're going to end this, we have to start 488 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,786 the immersion therapy right away. 489 00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:59,728 What are you talking about? This is a detox. 490 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:01,860 We have to stay away from each other. 491 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,332 Where's the fun in that? 492 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,734 Cleanses aren't fun. They're effective. 493 00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:07,466 You know what's even more effective? Excess. 494 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,698 Eat anything too much, and you won't want it again. 495 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,441 I hope you did your yoga. This could go on a while. 496 00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:13,972 (Exhales deeply) 497 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:14,973 (Door opens) 498 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,004 No! 499 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,677 Miss Blair, no! 500 00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:20,609 Professor forrester is downstairs. 501 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,451 What? Why? 502 00:21:22,452 --> 00:21:25,314 He's here for me as my date. 503 00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:26,415 A date? 504 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,417 Yes, and I must leave now 505 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,419 to go to the ballet with him 506 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:33,292 and not have sex with you. (Gasps) 507 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:41,471 If kgb can't get me to talk, Chuck bass has no chance. 508 00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:47,636 (Cell phone rings) 509 00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:48,707 (Ring) 510 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,778 Hey. 511 00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:51,980 Hey. What are you doing tonight? 512 00:21:51,981 --> 00:21:54,913 I got a hot date with some grimaldi's and Netflix. Why? 513 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,015 Well, I ended it with Colin. 514 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,847 Oh, you did? That's terrible. 515 00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:02,320 No, you were right about him, so it's actually good. 516 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,322 But DVDs and pizza, really? 517 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,555 What, you got a better offer? 518 00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:07,926 How do you feel about ballet? 519 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,358 Watching or performing? 520 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,401 Meet me at the Lincoln center fountain 521 00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:14,403 in an hour, and we'll discuss both after. 522 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:16,366 Okay, I'll be there. 523 00:22:23,813 --> 00:22:25,574 Blair. Is Serena here? 524 00:22:25,575 --> 00:22:28,817 No, but the better question is, why are you here? 525 00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:31,680 I came to my senses and did what I should've done weeks ago. 526 00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:34,583 I called the Dean and told her I am done teaching at Columbia, 527 00:22:34,584 --> 00:22:36,354 even managed to find a replacement. 528 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,026 Just when I had written you off... 529 00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:41,590 Well, not "just." I kind of wrote you off weeks ago. 530 00:22:41,591 --> 00:22:43,592 Sorry. But now you're coming with me. 531 00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:45,594 We're gonna go find Serena 532 00:22:45,595 --> 00:22:47,596 so you two unfairly genetically blessed people 533 00:22:47,597 --> 00:22:49,598 can be together, and I can escape 534 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:51,840 the best sex of anyone's life based solely on principle. 535 00:22:51,841 --> 00:22:53,702 And if anyone asks, you're my date. 536 00:22:53,703 --> 00:22:55,444 (Chuck) Blair! 537 00:22:55,445 --> 00:22:57,446 Hurry. There's a bass on the loose, and it's hungry. 538 00:22:57,447 --> 00:23:01,079 Actually... (Sighs) 539 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,812 So am I. (Crunches) 540 00:23:03,813 --> 00:23:05,485 (Keys jangle) 541 00:23:08,117 --> 00:23:10,158 (Lock clicks) 542 00:23:10,159 --> 00:23:12,160 (Gasps) Vanessa! What... 543 00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:13,662 How did you know that I... 544 00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:14,993 That you live here? 545 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,725 I saw you check into Ollie's a lot on foursquare, 546 00:23:16,726 --> 00:23:18,697 so I paid the delivery man to give me your address, 547 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,900 and slipping some cash to your super got me in your door. 548 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,832 You should probably move to a safer neighborhood. 549 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,834 Why would you break into my apartment? 550 00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:29,438 Because I was looking for something to prove to everyone 551 00:23:29,439 --> 00:23:32,481 that you're the crazy liar that I know you are. 552 00:23:32,482 --> 00:23:34,042 And, well, mission accomplished. 553 00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:36,985 And then I found this. 554 00:23:36,986 --> 00:23:39,448 Please, you don't understand. 555 00:23:39,449 --> 00:23:40,949 Juliet, I'm sorry I didn't believe you 556 00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:42,651 when you said Serena sent the e-mail. 557 00:23:42,652 --> 00:23:45,023 You were right. She was trading sex for grades all along. 558 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,596 But don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. 559 00:23:47,597 --> 00:23:50,599 I'm far more interested in exposing Serena Van Der Woodsen 560 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,100 than some petty class pretender. 561 00:23:52,101 --> 00:23:53,862 Thanks, I guess, 562 00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:56,505 but I don't plan on showing those pictures to anyone. 563 00:23:56,506 --> 00:23:58,066 Why not? 564 00:23:58,067 --> 00:24:00,609 You have just what you need to destroy Serena and vindicate me. 565 00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:03,472 Vanessa, I am so sorry that you got dragged into this, 566 00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:06,114 and I wish that I could fix it for you, 567 00:24:06,115 --> 00:24:08,677 but I'm no longer interested in taking down Serena. 568 00:24:08,678 --> 00:24:11,620 In fact, the only thing 569 00:24:11,621 --> 00:24:14,883 that I'm doing with those photos is deleting them. 570 00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:18,627 You... you... you can't be serious. You have just what you need 571 00:24:18,628 --> 00:24:21,129 to show the world who Serena really is, 572 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,861 and you just now decide to change? 573 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,893 I had to make a choice, so I chose. 574 00:24:24,894 --> 00:24:26,895 Fine. 575 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,238 It's better if we put this behind us. 576 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,474 (Unlocks door) 577 00:24:39,048 --> 00:24:41,910 Looks like the chip on Vanessa's shoulder 578 00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:45,054 just went digital. 579 00:24:49,018 --> 00:24:50,889 (Man) There she is now! 580 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,691 (Man) Ethan! (Man) Beautiful. 581 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,793 (Man) Gillian! 582 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:57,165 (Crowd shouting at once, camera shutters clicking) 583 00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:00,729 (The drums) ♫ if you fall asleep ♫ 584 00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:03,772 ♫ down by the water ♫ 585 00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:06,675 ♫ baby, I'll carry you ♫ 586 00:25:06,676 --> 00:25:10,238 ♫ all the way home ♫ 587 00:25:10,239 --> 00:25:12,941 ♫ if you fall asleep ♫ 588 00:25:12,942 --> 00:25:15,183 ♫ down by the water ♫ 589 00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:18,286 ♫ baby, I'll carry you ♫ 590 00:25:18,287 --> 00:25:20,148 (Gasps) Hi. 591 00:25:20,149 --> 00:25:22,921 Colin, this is Gillian Murphy and Ethan stiefel 592 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,223 of American ballet theatre. 593 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,295 ♫ Everybody's gotta love someone ♫ 594 00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:29,097 Hi. How are you, Ethan? Hi. 595 00:25:29,098 --> 00:25:31,229 Excuse me. I'll, uh, I'll see you inside, yeah? 596 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,230 Yeah. 597 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,663 ♫ Love you, dear ♫ 598 00:25:34,664 --> 00:25:37,906 Dan Humphrey at the opening night of the ballet? 599 00:25:37,907 --> 00:25:41,209 Let me guess... Serena's date? 600 00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:43,572 Ah, and you were last week. 601 00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:45,143 Yeah. 602 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:48,116 She's probably just using you to make that Colin guy jealous, 603 00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:50,118 just like she used me at Blair's. 604 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,681 Actually, she and Colin broke up. 605 00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:54,623 Is that so? 606 00:25:54,624 --> 00:25:56,084 Hi! 607 00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:58,727 I don't understand. You brought Colin as your date? 608 00:25:58,728 --> 00:26:00,589 Are you on a sugar high? 609 00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:03,862 No. He's your date, not mine. 610 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,864 Shall we head inside? 611 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:08,597 ♫ I'll still need you, my dear ♫ 612 00:26:08,598 --> 00:26:10,068 Sorry, man. 613 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,941 You shouldn't have thought you were any different. 614 00:26:12,942 --> 00:26:15,103 I resigned from Columbia. 615 00:26:15,104 --> 00:26:17,245 I don't care about being a teacher. 616 00:26:17,246 --> 00:26:19,878 I care about being with you. 617 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,880 I can't believe you did that. 618 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:25,053 What I can't believe is how long it took me to do it. 619 00:26:25,054 --> 00:26:27,055 ♫ Down by the water ♫ 620 00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:29,157 ♫ baby, I'll carry you ♫ 621 00:26:29,158 --> 00:26:33,221 ♫ all the way home ♫ 622 00:26:33,222 --> 00:26:35,263 ♫ if you fall asleep ♫ 623 00:26:35,264 --> 00:26:38,196 ♫ down by the water ♫ 624 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:41,770 ♫ baby, I'll carry you ♫ 625 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:44,634 ♫ all the way home ♫ 626 00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:49,177 (Tchaikovsky's "dance of the swans" from "swan lake") 627 00:26:49,178 --> 00:26:53,311 Blair, we need to talk, or, rather, not talk. 628 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,784 What don't you get? I'm here with a date. 629 00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:58,046 Professor forrester isn't a date. He's a distraction. 630 00:26:58,047 --> 00:27:01,189 Keep your focus. Give in to your desires, your needs. 631 00:27:01,190 --> 00:27:03,151 Let's finish this the right way. 632 00:27:03,152 --> 00:27:06,394 Colin isn't a distraction. You are. 633 00:27:06,395 --> 00:27:08,226 What? 634 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:10,058 He and I made a deal. 635 00:27:10,059 --> 00:27:12,360 We couldn't be together until the class was over, 636 00:27:12,361 --> 00:27:13,962 but it's so hard. 637 00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:16,334 So I had to work out my desires somewhere. 638 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,736 Nice try. 639 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:20,208 I'll be waiting in a telephone booth 640 00:27:20,209 --> 00:27:22,941 across from the dress circle. 641 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,273 See you in five. 642 00:27:26,816 --> 00:27:29,949 (Indistinct conversations) 643 00:27:35,384 --> 00:27:37,185 Help yourself, sir. 644 00:27:37,186 --> 00:27:38,027 Thank you. 645 00:27:38,028 --> 00:27:39,358 You're welcome. 646 00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:43,361 Opening night of the ballet... Tuxedos, champagne. 647 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,694 Of course you'd be here. 648 00:27:45,695 --> 00:27:48,236 Just a heads-up, Serena's here, 649 00:27:48,237 --> 00:27:50,168 Blair, Chuck, the whole gang. 650 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,440 The person I'm here to see is Dean reuther. 651 00:27:52,441 --> 00:27:54,803 She's a big supporter of the ballet. 652 00:27:54,804 --> 00:27:56,805 I-I assume she's around here somewhere. 653 00:27:56,806 --> 00:27:58,176 Everyone your own age is mad at you, 654 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,048 so you're befriending the Dean? 655 00:28:00,049 --> 00:28:01,349 Juliet was right about Serena. 656 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,111 She's having an affair with her professor. 657 00:28:03,112 --> 00:28:04,753 How do you know that? 658 00:28:04,754 --> 00:28:06,885 I found pictures of Serena and Colin forrester 659 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,717 at Juliet's apartment. 660 00:28:08,718 --> 00:28:11,820 What? Juliet took photos of Serena? 661 00:28:11,821 --> 00:28:13,822 And now everyone will know the truth. 662 00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:16,124 Vanessa. 663 00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,395 Don't do that. 664 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:20,729 Why? For Serena? 665 00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,032 Sorry, Nate. 666 00:28:33,142 --> 00:28:34,913 Dan, wait. 667 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,885 I think I've waited enough. Tell me something, Serena. 668 00:28:36,886 --> 00:28:38,887 How... how far down the list did you get 669 00:28:38,888 --> 00:28:40,718 before you called me to be your date? 670 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,720 I mean, obviously, you couldn't come with Colin 671 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,853 since he's your professor, and Nate was last week's beard. 672 00:28:44,854 --> 00:28:47,255 So... so what does that make me? Bachelor number three? 673 00:28:47,256 --> 00:28:49,257 I didn't know Colin was coming. 674 00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:52,100 I also didn't know that he quit his job to be with me. 675 00:28:52,101 --> 00:28:53,963 Okay. So what now? 676 00:28:55,404 --> 00:28:58,436 Why do I even ask? 677 00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:01,440 ♫♫ 678 00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:12,020 (Indistinct conversations) 679 00:29:12,021 --> 00:29:13,882 (Glass clinks) 680 00:29:13,883 --> 00:29:16,885 (Peter Martins) Thank you, all, for coming to tonight's benefit, 681 00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:20,428 kicking off the winter season of the New York City ballet. 682 00:29:20,429 --> 00:29:23,431 Tonight's program is dedicated to the late George balanchine, 683 00:29:23,432 --> 00:29:26,034 a true pioneer in the world of dance 684 00:29:26,035 --> 00:29:28,997 and the founder of this great organization, 685 00:29:28,998 --> 00:29:30,999 and a good friend of mine. 686 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000 (Crowd chuckles) 687 00:29:32,001 --> 00:29:33,101 Hear, hear! 688 00:29:33,102 --> 00:29:35,874 (Crowd) Hear, hear. 689 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,145 Excuse me. 690 00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:38,276 Yes? 691 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,547 Dean reuther, hi. 692 00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:41,810 Oh... my... 693 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,952 Vanessa Abrams, is that you? 694 00:29:43,953 --> 00:29:45,483 My apologies, Dean. 695 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,916 I haven't seen this one since... exeter! (Laughs) 696 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,287 Mm! (Chuckles) 697 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,920 No problem, Ms. Sharp. Have a nice evening. 698 00:29:51,921 --> 00:29:53,092 You, too. 699 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,164 Exeter? Seriously? 700 00:29:56,165 --> 00:29:59,027 What are you doing here? And why were you talking to the Dean? 701 00:29:59,028 --> 00:30:00,498 Maybe because you aren't. 702 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,871 I gave you back your camera, but I kept the memory card. 703 00:30:02,872 --> 00:30:05,433 Hey, I thought we decided not to do anything with that. 704 00:30:05,434 --> 00:30:07,005 No, you decided. 705 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,536 I've been losing to Serena for three years, 706 00:30:08,537 --> 00:30:10,839 watching her get away with anything and everything, 707 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,110 and I'm over it. 708 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:14,112 Tell you don't feel the same way. 709 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:17,115 I mean, there's obviously a reason you took these photos. 710 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:21,921 Yeah, there was, but I had a change of heart. 711 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:26,194 If you're doing this because of Nate, 712 00:30:26,195 --> 00:30:28,396 then you should know the truth. He set you up. 713 00:30:28,397 --> 00:30:32,101 How do you think he took you to coffee out of the blue? 714 00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:38,036 He kept you occupied while I searched your apartment. 715 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,408 And I, uh, told Nate about the photos. 716 00:30:40,409 --> 00:30:43,512 And I'm pretty sure he's filling in Blair right now. 717 00:30:46,976 --> 00:30:50,548 Face it. At the end of the day, you're an outsider just like me. 718 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,922 And if it's ever between one of us and Serena Van Der Woodsen, 719 00:30:53,923 --> 00:30:56,325 they will always choose Serena. 720 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:05,964 Excuse me, Dean reuther. 721 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,997 I have something that you need to see. 722 00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:11,940 Put on your toe shoes, Serena. 723 00:31:11,941 --> 00:31:15,344 It's gonna be hard to dance your way out of this one. 724 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,380 Is having an affair with her professor. 725 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,984 Ms. Sharp, I am here with friends. 726 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,956 This is the one night of the year 727 00:31:27,957 --> 00:31:31,059 where I get to try and put everything else out of my mind 728 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:32,420 and just enjoy myself. 729 00:31:32,421 --> 00:31:34,963 Dean reuther, may I please have a moment with you? 730 00:31:34,964 --> 00:31:38,126 (Sighs) Of course you're involved with this, Ms. Waldorf. 731 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:40,128 I told you and Ms. Van Der Woodsen 732 00:31:40,129 --> 00:31:43,001 to try and stay off my radar. 733 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,272 Dean reuther, I'm not lying. 734 00:31:44,273 --> 00:31:46,004 What's going on? 735 00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,336 Nothing that concerns you, professor, 736 00:31:48,337 --> 00:31:50,338 or concerns anyone for the moment. 737 00:31:50,339 --> 00:31:52,340 Actually, it does concern Colin. 738 00:31:52,341 --> 00:31:55,584 He's the one in the photos with Serena. 739 00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:02,020 Is that why you resigned your position today? 740 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:04,622 While it's true that I resigned 741 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,624 because of my involvement with a student, 742 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,157 it's nobody's business who that student is. 743 00:32:09,158 --> 00:32:11,259 All that matters is that the responsibility is mine, 744 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:13,301 and I took it by leaving my post. 745 00:32:13,302 --> 00:32:15,333 That's somewhat admirable, Colin. 746 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:18,066 And while usually it's the professor 747 00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:20,568 in the student-professor relationship 748 00:32:20,569 --> 00:32:22,640 that takes responsibility for any impropriety, 749 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:25,143 if that student is under suspicion 750 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:27,675 of trading sex for grades in the past, 751 00:32:27,676 --> 00:32:31,049 I think we might need to examine the situation 752 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,420 a little more closely. 753 00:32:32,421 --> 00:32:33,982 Oh, let me get my camera. 754 00:32:33,983 --> 00:32:36,054 Here. Look as close as you want. 755 00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:39,187 Oh, let me help you with that. Oops. 756 00:32:39,188 --> 00:32:41,329 You didn't want to look at those photos anyway 757 00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:44,192 because it wasn't Serena in them. 758 00:32:44,193 --> 00:32:45,733 It was me. 759 00:32:45,734 --> 00:32:48,066 Blair, you don't have to do this. 760 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:51,739 Why would I jeopardize my college career by lying? 761 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:55,573 So go ahead, fire Colin. Oh, wait. He already quit. 762 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:58,176 So let's just go in and enjoy some jetés. 763 00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,078 Allegro! 764 00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:00,508 If I could say something, 765 00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:03,151 I, for one, completely corroborate Ms. Waldorf's story. 766 00:33:03,152 --> 00:33:06,054 She was indeed having an affair with professor forrester. 767 00:33:06,055 --> 00:33:08,286 I know this because I keep tabs 768 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:10,388 on everyone Blair sees and talks to, 769 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:12,760 due to my... Insatiable jealousy. 770 00:33:12,761 --> 00:33:15,123 Though she did state something to the effect 771 00:33:15,124 --> 00:33:19,197 that he didn't quite satisfy her like I used to. 772 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:22,000 It's true. 773 00:33:23,232 --> 00:33:24,732 Don't you see? 774 00:33:24,733 --> 00:33:27,405 They're all protecting each other. 775 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,038 This is what they always do. 776 00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:32,210 I'm sorry. Who are you? 777 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:35,113 Ms. Sharp, the reality is 778 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,614 that with no proof, 779 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:40,048 I can't tell who is telling the truth. 780 00:33:40,049 --> 00:33:43,522 Yeah, well, there was proof, until Blair drowned it. 781 00:33:45,254 --> 00:33:47,555 (Bell chimes) 782 00:33:47,556 --> 00:33:50,598 Juliet, I don't like tattletales much more 783 00:33:50,599 --> 00:33:54,332 than I like young women who use their sexuality 784 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,564 to further their academic careers. 785 00:33:56,565 --> 00:33:58,766 So if you will please excuse me, 786 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,368 I'm going to try my best to enjoy this performance, 787 00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:03,611 which, hopefully, is a little more graceful 788 00:34:03,612 --> 00:34:07,175 than the one I've just seen. Good evening. 789 00:34:07,176 --> 00:34:09,748 (Indistinct conversations) 790 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,829 Excuse me, Serena. 791 00:34:22,531 --> 00:34:25,062 You took photos of me?! What the hell were you thinking?! 792 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,734 You should've never gotten involved 793 00:34:26,735 --> 00:34:29,137 with Serena Van Der Woodsen in the first place. 794 00:34:29,138 --> 00:34:30,398 I tried to warn you. 795 00:34:30,399 --> 00:34:32,069 Oh, yeah, you really had my back. 796 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,841 I always knew Ben would eventually turn you against me, 797 00:34:33,842 --> 00:34:35,503 but I never thought you would do something like this. 798 00:34:35,504 --> 00:34:38,346 It's not that simple. I never meant to hurt you. 799 00:34:38,347 --> 00:34:40,478 In this case, the only person you hurt is yourself, 800 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:43,651 because starting now, you are completely cut off. 801 00:34:43,652 --> 00:34:48,156 As far as I'm concerned. You are as dead to me as your brother. 802 00:34:48,157 --> 00:34:49,218 Colin! 803 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,721 Now it's our turn. 804 00:34:53,722 --> 00:34:56,194 (Chuck) Your obsession with Serena has grown tiresome. 805 00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:59,227 Just because you have no money and delusions of grandeur 806 00:34:59,228 --> 00:35:02,571 does not make it okay for you to be a single white trash female. 807 00:35:05,274 --> 00:35:08,136 Nate, this isn't me. You know that. 808 00:35:08,137 --> 00:35:10,538 Why would I ever believe anything you say again? 809 00:35:10,539 --> 00:35:12,840 Well, you can believe the part where she does her own hair. 810 00:35:12,841 --> 00:35:14,842 You tried to destroy my friendship with Blair, 811 00:35:14,843 --> 00:35:17,114 my reputation, my academic career. 812 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,117 You failed every time, and now it's time for you to go. 813 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:20,849 I'm trying to. 814 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:22,190 He's talking about Columbia. 815 00:35:22,191 --> 00:35:23,821 You don't belong there anyway. 816 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:25,823 If we catch you hanging around again, 817 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,255 there will be consequences. 818 00:35:27,256 --> 00:35:29,658 And we're really good at payback. 819 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:35,503 Spotted... One ugly duckling exiled. 820 00:35:35,504 --> 00:35:40,169 Let's hope she doesn't turn into a black swan. 821 00:35:44,913 --> 00:35:46,914 I am so sorry about everything. 822 00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:49,277 I had no idea just how troubled Juliet was. 823 00:35:49,278 --> 00:35:51,279 Oh, there's no way you could've seen it. 824 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,252 She didn't like me before you and I met... or she and I met. 825 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:57,225 She was always jealous of mine and Nate's past. 826 00:35:57,226 --> 00:35:59,587 And when she found out I was seeing you... 827 00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:02,360 It was the last straw. 828 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:05,593 But I just don't understand why she would hurt you, though. 829 00:36:05,594 --> 00:36:07,595 I mean, you guys are family. 830 00:36:07,596 --> 00:36:09,897 And from what Nate said, she owes you a lot. 831 00:36:09,898 --> 00:36:12,870 Well, it makes more sense than I'd like it to. 832 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:16,644 Our family history is... Pretty complicated. 833 00:36:16,645 --> 00:36:18,646 But what I will never get 834 00:36:18,647 --> 00:36:20,478 is how easy it is for some people 835 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:23,211 to throw away everything that's good just to settle a score. 836 00:36:23,212 --> 00:36:25,213 (Laughs) Well, hang around the Upper East Side 837 00:36:25,214 --> 00:36:27,815 a little longer, and you'll see it all the time. 838 00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:31,189 I'm willing to take my chances if you are. 839 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,825 Oh. 840 00:36:37,826 --> 00:36:40,828 When I met you, I was running away from someone. 841 00:36:40,829 --> 00:36:43,271 I'm sorry that I ran right into you. 842 00:36:43,272 --> 00:36:47,675 I'm sorry you gave up teaching for me. I feel awful. 843 00:36:47,676 --> 00:36:51,279 (Laughs) To be honest, I was never any good. 844 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,210 I hate using a red pen... 845 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,642 Stop it. 846 00:36:54,643 --> 00:36:56,544 And lecturing in front of kids wearing pajamas 847 00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:57,685 is borderline degrading. 848 00:36:57,686 --> 00:36:59,447 So what are you gonna do? 849 00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:02,650 Oh, get back to doing what I do well... being a businessman. 850 00:37:02,651 --> 00:37:05,423 No relationships, no roots. Just... 851 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:06,824 Work. 852 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,996 That's a horrible idea. You're a good person. 853 00:37:08,997 --> 00:37:11,299 Someone deserves to have you do more 854 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,262 than just put them in a cab. 855 00:37:15,964 --> 00:37:17,965 Good luck, Serena. 856 00:37:17,966 --> 00:37:19,938 Thank you. 857 00:37:22,471 --> 00:37:24,972 (Kisses) 858 00:37:24,973 --> 00:37:26,945 (Door opens) 859 00:37:32,381 --> 00:37:33,752 (Sighs) 860 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:40,959 (Beeping) 861 00:37:42,731 --> 00:37:45,733 Hey, Dan, I don't know where you are right now, 862 00:37:45,734 --> 00:37:47,895 but I just got back to my place, 863 00:37:47,896 --> 00:37:50,267 and I was wondering if we could meet. 864 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,469 (Beeps) 865 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:52,701 I... 866 00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:58,876 Sorry. Um, anyway... 867 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,878 I'll wait outside for you. 868 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:04,883 Would it be cheesy of me to say "for however long it takes"? 869 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,385 Bye. (Chuckles) 870 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:08,786 (Beep) 871 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,288 (Serena) Would it be cheesy of me to say 872 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,290 "for however long it takes"? Bye. 873 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,564 (Automated female voice) End of messages. 874 00:38:25,874 --> 00:38:27,775 Serena. Hey. 875 00:38:27,776 --> 00:38:29,577 Nate. Hey, what are you doing here? 876 00:38:29,578 --> 00:38:31,709 I've just been walking around, trying to clear my head 877 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,841 after everything that happened tonight. 878 00:38:33,842 --> 00:38:37,345 I think it would take more than just a walk for that. 879 00:38:37,346 --> 00:38:38,746 You know, when, um... 880 00:38:38,747 --> 00:38:40,748 We had that fight at fashion's night out, 881 00:38:40,749 --> 00:38:42,319 you were right. 882 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,593 It was... it was Juliet that made me turn on you 883 00:38:45,594 --> 00:38:47,756 when you got back from Paris. 884 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,929 You know, I can't help but wonder 885 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,001 what would've happened if it weren't for her. 886 00:38:54,002 --> 00:38:56,364 You know, maybe things would be different now. 887 00:38:56,365 --> 00:38:57,906 Different? 888 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,910 The two of us, we've been through so much together. 889 00:39:02,911 --> 00:39:06,375 And I just... God, I really miss you. 890 00:39:10,619 --> 00:39:13,350 Just give me a second chance. 891 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,822 I won't let you down. 892 00:39:14,823 --> 00:39:17,826 Sometimes in life, we hit a crossroads... 893 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:23,031 And are forced to choose which path we want to take. 894 00:39:26,895 --> 00:39:28,896 There's nothing I love more 895 00:39:28,897 --> 00:39:30,898 than coming home with a victory under my belt. 896 00:39:30,899 --> 00:39:32,800 What do you think our count is? 897 00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:36,574 For us, a million. The world... zero. 898 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:39,046 Sometimes I think a takedown's better than sex. 899 00:39:39,047 --> 00:39:40,478 Don't get crazy now. 900 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:41,949 Well, it's an endorphin rush. 901 00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:45,813 Plus it makes me think of old times. 902 00:39:45,814 --> 00:39:48,416 I really appreciate you stepping up tonight. 903 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:49,887 I wanted to say you owe me, 904 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,660 but for some reason, didn't feel right. 905 00:39:52,661 --> 00:39:56,093 Wow. Holding back from a threat. 906 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:59,026 It's almost like something a friend would do. 907 00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:02,099 Maybe that's because that's what we are... friends. 908 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,702 (Kendal Johansson's "blue moon" playing) 909 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:08,736 Well, who knew it'd take tons of hate sex and a public takedown 910 00:40:08,737 --> 00:40:11,710 for us to finally get here? 911 00:40:14,042 --> 00:40:15,984 I should be going. 912 00:40:18,647 --> 00:40:20,849 Good night, Waldorf. 913 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,824 Same to you, bass. 914 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:48,946 ♫ Let me be your one light ♫ 915 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:53,881 ♫ and if you'd like a true heart ♫ 916 00:40:53,882 --> 00:40:55,553 And there's no way of knowing 917 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,526 if our journey will lead us to pleasure 918 00:40:58,527 --> 00:41:00,858 or to pain. 919 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:01,989 ♫ In the dark ♫ 920 00:41:01,990 --> 00:41:04,191 Hi. Um, I'm Juliet sharp. 921 00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:07,194 You... you don't know me, but a friend of ours thinks 922 00:41:07,195 --> 00:41:11,098 that we share mutual enemies on the Upper East Side, and, well, 923 00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:14,141 I could really use some help from the inside right now. 924 00:41:14,142 --> 00:41:18,145 (Laughs) This... this is so weird. 925 00:41:18,146 --> 00:41:20,648 You... you probably think I'm crazy. 926 00:41:20,649 --> 00:41:22,179 (Laughs) 927 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:26,053 Uh, well, if you are, I'm sure they made you that way. 928 00:41:26,054 --> 00:41:28,986 Believe me, I know from firsthand experience. 929 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,159 Uh, what exactly did you have in mind? 930 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,161 ♫ You're mine, and I'll be... ♫ 931 00:41:34,162 --> 00:41:38,065 Once we've made our choice, there's no turning back. 932 00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:40,668 Watch out, Upper East Side. 933 00:41:40,669 --> 00:41:42,530 I think this could be 934 00:41:42,531 --> 00:41:44,932 the beginning of an ugly friendship. 935 00:41:44,933 --> 00:41:47,175 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.