1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:08,608 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. I made the biggest mistake of my life walking out on you. 2 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:12,112 I promise to make it up to you, because I love you. You told me you were selling me oxy, 3 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:15,585 but those pills were antibiotics. 4 00:00:15,586 --> 00:00:18,348 Dad. Look, I can explain. Get your things and come with me. 5 00:00:18,349 --> 00:00:22,052 We're going home, to Brooklyn. If Dr. Van Der Woodsen loves your mother 6 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:24,054 as much as he said he did, then maybe there's something 7 00:00:24,055 --> 00:00:27,427 she should know about Rufus. I want to talk to you about Lily. 8 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,159 Obviously, I'm not a doctor, but there's something weird 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,161 about her medicine. Name's Cameron. 10 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:34,764 Blair. Do you want to make that guy who showed up jealous or what? 11 00:00:34,765 --> 00:00:38,068 I'm game if you are. I'm game. 12 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:40,210 And who am I? 13 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:43,343 That's a secret I'll never tell. 14 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,345 You know you love me. 15 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:51,281 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 16 00:00:51,282 --> 00:00:53,783 New day, new designer. 17 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,556 (Priscilla renea's "Mr. Workabee" playing) 18 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,559 Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, 19 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:03,133 thank god for friends and fashion. 20 00:01:03,134 --> 00:01:04,534 That one looks good. 21 00:01:04,535 --> 00:01:07,066 Chuck and I played "wuthering heights" in it. 22 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,200 I mean, who starts a courtship during the day anyway? 23 00:01:10,201 --> 00:01:13,543 Humans who venture out in light and aren't named "bass." 24 00:01:13,544 --> 00:01:17,147 Serena, I have to tell you something. 25 00:01:17,148 --> 00:01:18,178 What's wrong? 26 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,250 I've never been on a date. 27 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:22,582 What about Chuck? And Nate? 28 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,155 And Chuck. And then Nate again. 29 00:01:25,156 --> 00:01:26,786 No, I mean on a real date, 30 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,559 with someone I didn't know already or who wasn't 31 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,092 a British lord masquerading as a college student. B., obviously, Cameron liked you 32 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,665 when he met you at the loft party. 33 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:38,668 Just be yourself and have fun. And try the Marc Jacobs. 34 00:01:38,669 --> 00:01:40,670 I have to go. What's going on? 35 00:01:40,671 --> 00:01:43,102 You haven't lusted after a Louboutin all morning. 36 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,305 I just have to get home. 37 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,437 Is it Lily? 38 00:01:47,438 --> 00:01:49,439 I think Rufus cheated on her. 39 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,182 Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 40 00:01:52,183 --> 00:01:54,814 I didn't know they even had groupies that old. 41 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,487 They met at the rooftop garden committee. 42 00:01:57,488 --> 00:02:00,190 Well, how is your mom taking it? 43 00:02:00,191 --> 00:02:02,192 She doesn't know. I told my dad, 44 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:04,754 and he thought it would be best if we waited to tell her. 45 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:07,427 Stress isn't good for her condition. 46 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,429 Well, is there anything I can do? 47 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,831 Dorota's family has Polish mob connections. 48 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,164 No. (Chuckles) Thank you, though. 49 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:16,636 I'm just hoping Rufus will stay away until she gets stronger. 50 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,638 And, b., I don't know 51 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,171 if handcuffs are a good idea for a first date. 52 00:02:21,172 --> 00:02:24,374 ♫ Hey, Mr. Workabee ♫ 53 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,776 ♫ I see you working ♫ 54 00:02:26,777 --> 00:02:29,519 It's a good thing you're not a drug dealer anymore. 55 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,681 That girl you sold Lily's fake oxy to 56 00:02:31,682 --> 00:02:34,684 wanted double what she paid just to give me the bottle back. 57 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:36,586 (Whispering) So what'd you find out? 58 00:02:36,587 --> 00:02:39,889 My personal pharmacist is looking into it. Do you trust him to know 59 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:43,263 if they're bad for Lily? He appreciates a fine pharmaceutical. 60 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,894 And why are you whispering? 61 00:02:44,895 --> 00:02:47,197 If it's a seduction technique, don't bother. 62 00:02:47,198 --> 00:02:48,668 Ew. You wish. 63 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,840 No, i-I'm... I'm grounded again. Shocker, I know. 64 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:53,603 But I'm... I'm not supposed to use the phone. 65 00:02:53,604 --> 00:02:55,605 Fine. Well, I'll let you know 66 00:02:55,606 --> 00:02:57,947 when I hear something about the antibiotics. 67 00:02:57,948 --> 00:02:58,948 Okay. Cool. 68 00:02:58,949 --> 00:03:00,250 (Beep) 69 00:03:00,251 --> 00:03:03,313 ♫♫ 70 00:03:03,314 --> 00:03:05,485 (Sighs) (Nate) You give someone something? 71 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:09,359 Hmm. Only hours and hours of enjoyment. 72 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,191 Thank you for that visual. Look, I'm gonna go see Serena. 73 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,194 Does this mean she's finally out from under her father's spell? 74 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,967 No, Serena's in a good place. I mean, after palm beach, 75 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:20,330 she stopped running away or keeping secrets. 76 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:21,571 I'm glad. 77 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:24,774 Oh, um, say hello to Blair for me. 78 00:03:24,775 --> 00:03:27,777 I hope she has a great day. 79 00:03:27,778 --> 00:03:30,740 Okay, do not do anything to mess with her date, please. 80 00:03:30,741 --> 00:03:32,842 Her date? 81 00:03:32,843 --> 00:03:34,244 With whom? 82 00:03:34,245 --> 00:03:35,985 (Chuckles) You serious? 83 00:03:35,986 --> 00:03:38,888 You have all your spies, and you had to get it out of me? 84 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:41,451 Come on. You finally stopped defiling the pool table 85 00:03:41,452 --> 00:03:43,593 with the entire cast of cirque du soleil. 86 00:03:43,594 --> 00:03:45,895 You got Blair into Columbia. (Cell phone ringing) 87 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:48,598 Why not let things end on a good note? 88 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:50,560 Look, I need to take this. And don't worry. 89 00:03:50,561 --> 00:03:52,862 I have more important concerns than Blair's social life. (Beep) 90 00:03:52,863 --> 00:03:56,806 Hey. So what can you tell me about the pills? 91 00:03:56,807 --> 00:04:00,239 We went over this. The only exception is schoolwork. 92 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,772 Chuck bass is not giving you your homework assignments. 93 00:04:02,773 --> 00:04:05,775 What? Dad, you can't take it. I didn't even do anything wrong. 94 00:04:05,776 --> 00:04:07,447 Well, it's nice to know I can spend my last night with Vanessa 95 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,679 and come home to my family, fighting like 96 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,682 they still live here. Don't know if you've heard, but your sister's a drug dealer. 97 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:15,725 Was. Past tense. And you already grounded me for it. Wait. Grounded to the loft? 98 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:18,458 Lily said she needed some time, so it was easier 99 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,630 to bring Jenny here. And Jenny would much rather be here anyway. 100 00:04:20,631 --> 00:04:23,893 And Jenny's dad thinks it's time for her to stop arguing 101 00:04:23,894 --> 00:04:26,596 and go do her homework. And talking about yourselves like you're not here 102 00:04:26,597 --> 00:04:29,569 is helping how? You know, I can't do my homework without my books. 103 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:32,802 I'll go to Lily's and bring them back for you. Come with me? Sure. 104 00:04:32,803 --> 00:04:34,874 Yeah, because Dan loves being in the middle of these things. 105 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,746 (Scoffs) 106 00:04:36,747 --> 00:04:38,449 (Sighs) 107 00:04:42,553 --> 00:04:44,053 Special delivery. You know, 108 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:47,056 I'm getting awfully spoiled having a doctor in the house. 109 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:48,888 Although I am looking forward 110 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,920 to drinking my apple juice straight. 111 00:04:50,921 --> 00:04:53,693 I'm surprised you can even stand the smell of that stuff 112 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,925 after being pregnant with Serena. You're right. 113 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:59,399 I did drink an awful lot of it during those months, didn't I? And not just apple juice, 114 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,502 that green apple juice from that place down in the village. 115 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,535 What was it called again? I used to make you go all the way downtown 116 00:05:05,536 --> 00:05:08,708 to get it for me. You didn't make me. I'd go down there right now 117 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,541 if the juice craze wasn't over. 118 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:13,383 About that speech... 119 00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:15,014 D-don't... don't even say it. 120 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:18,688 I'm sorry. I just got caught up in the moment, 121 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:21,691 and it came out all wrong. 122 00:05:21,692 --> 00:05:24,394 I was hoping that's what had happened. 123 00:05:24,395 --> 00:05:27,897 And I'm... I'm just so thrilled to get to know the kids. 124 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:30,830 You've just done such an amazing job, Lily. 125 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,363 Really. You know, you... you and Rufus. 126 00:05:33,364 --> 00:05:36,406 Thank you. 127 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:37,837 I honestly don't know 128 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,811 how we'd be getting through all of this without you. 129 00:05:41,812 --> 00:05:43,473 Oh, which reminds me... 130 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:46,916 Those homeopathic remedies are clogging up my humidifier. 131 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:49,820 Want to check it out? Yeah. 132 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,123 (Ring) 133 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:56,956 Hello? You didn't answer your cell. 134 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,958 You mean my dad didn't. He took it. 135 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,860 Lily's pills are ivermectin. 136 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,533 They're great at battling parasites 137 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:05,395 and African river blindness, 138 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,737 but lymphoma, not so much. Well, is it dangerous? 139 00:06:07,738 --> 00:06:10,540 I mean, does she know what she's taking? 140 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:13,603 What we need to find out is who prescribed them and when. I wish I didn't rip the label off the bottle. 141 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:17,877 I don't remember what it said. The date and the drug store were still legible, 142 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,079 which was enough to track down the prescribing doctor. 143 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,852 Luckily, pharmacists don't make enough to turn down bribes. 144 00:06:22,853 --> 00:06:25,485 Okay, so what's next? 145 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:29,118 The mission requires an expert, 146 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:31,891 someone highly trained 147 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,624 in the art of extorting information. 148 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,025 You're not seriously 149 00:06:36,026 --> 00:06:38,097 gonna use this to try to get back with Blair. 150 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,430 My priority is the truth. 151 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:43,433 If she's the one who can expose it... Then you'll take advantage of that 152 00:06:43,434 --> 00:06:46,175 to make sure she doesn't move on. All right, I get it. 153 00:06:46,176 --> 00:06:49,539 Let's just hope she's willing to make herself available. 154 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,811 Meet me at the Waldorfs'. But wait. I'm... 155 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,884 (Line disconnects) Grounded. 156 00:06:54,885 --> 00:06:58,989 (Massive attack's "paradise circus" playing) 157 00:07:06,797 --> 00:07:08,628 (Elevator bell dings) Hey, lil? 158 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,760 Rufus, I didn't know you were coming over. 159 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:14,935 Yeah, we're just picking up Jenny's schoolbooks. They're in her old room. 160 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:19,539 I thought my mom told you she needed some time. 161 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,171 I just want to check in and make sure we're still on 162 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:25,775 for that friends of the library thing tonight. I'm sorry, but if she wanted to talk to you, 163 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:28,548 then she would call you back. You should leave. 164 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:31,821 Serena, does she have a problem seeing me or is it you? 165 00:07:31,822 --> 00:07:35,785 Holland told me what happened. About the sublet? I told you already. 166 00:07:35,786 --> 00:07:38,828 I didn't want your dad living in the same building. You know it's not about that. 167 00:07:38,829 --> 00:07:41,230 Rufus. What's going on? 168 00:07:41,231 --> 00:07:43,192 I honestly don't know. 169 00:07:43,193 --> 00:07:45,896 Um, Serena, what did Holland tell you? 170 00:07:47,698 --> 00:07:49,238 Why don't you just leave? 171 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:52,572 You know what? Why don't we call Holland... 172 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,105 (Dialing cell phone) And have her tell us herself? 173 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:03,553 I don't know what you want me to say. 174 00:08:03,554 --> 00:08:05,785 Well, Serena's under the impression 175 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,859 that you know something about something I did. 176 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:13,262 I shouldn't be here. 177 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:16,125 Come on. I have nothing to hide from my family. 178 00:08:16,126 --> 00:08:18,268 Just tell them the truth. 179 00:08:20,631 --> 00:08:21,931 (Exhales deeply) 180 00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:24,503 Rufus and I slept together. 181 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,076 Talk about love thy neighbor. 182 00:08:27,077 --> 00:08:30,209 (Rufus) What? (Holland) I'm sorry. 183 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:33,644 Next time, Rufus, choose one who knows how to keep a secret. 184 00:08:38,749 --> 00:08:41,250 This is absurd. 185 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:45,094 Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to find out like this. 186 00:08:45,095 --> 00:08:48,197 (Lily) Serena, this is not your fault. (William) Lily, why don't you head upstairs, 187 00:08:48,198 --> 00:08:51,561 let me handle this? Thank you, William. I'm gonna take you up on that. 188 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:53,302 Lily. Rufus. 189 00:08:53,303 --> 00:08:56,866 Dad. I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt anyone. 190 00:08:56,867 --> 00:09:01,110 But it's probably best now that the truth is out. Except this isn't the truth. Why would you say that? 191 00:09:01,111 --> 00:09:04,874 Come on, Eric. We don't need to hear this. Rufus, you can't expect me to stand here 192 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,776 and lie to their faces. You just did. 193 00:09:06,777 --> 00:09:08,678 You asked me to come up here. 194 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:11,821 You had to know it was going to happen. Excuse me. Holland, right? 195 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:15,625 This kind of stress is not good for Lily. Please tell her I'm sorry, again. 196 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:18,257 There's nothing to be sorry about. Nothing happened. (Elevator bell dings) 197 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,260 I think you should leave, too, Rufus. You'd love that, wouldn't you? 198 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:24,835 The only place I'm going is to see my wife. 199 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,839 What'd I miss? 200 00:09:34,144 --> 00:09:37,146 Lil, I'm sorry. I had no idea she was an insane person. 201 00:09:37,147 --> 00:09:40,349 Look, I don't want to discuss this with you. 202 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,351 Wait. You actually believe her? 203 00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:44,213 What does she have to gain, 204 00:09:44,214 --> 00:09:47,857 standing here, humiliating herself in front of our family? 205 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:49,819 I don't know what the hell's going on. 206 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:52,361 I just know she's lying. Yeah, well, it'd be a lot easier to believe 207 00:09:52,362 --> 00:09:54,824 if you hadn't left your scarf in her apartment. 208 00:09:54,825 --> 00:09:57,997 We went over this. I told you, nothing happened that night. Rufus, you, of all people, 209 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,099 could understand why I might have a doubt. 210 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,833 You didn't talk to me for weeks after you found 211 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:07,707 that letter from William. Lily, maybe you would do that, but I wouldn't, and I didn't. 212 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,710 When you're ready to hear that and talk about it, 213 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,813 give me a call. 214 00:10:18,048 --> 00:10:22,221 So... crazy day at the Van Der woodsens', huh? 215 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,154 I just wanted to keep Rufus away until my mom got stronger. 216 00:10:25,155 --> 00:10:27,827 (Thud) Well, you don't really think he did this, do you? 217 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,800 Why would Holland lie about it? I don't know. I don't even know who she is. 218 00:10:30,801 --> 00:10:33,232 But I do know Rufus. I mean, he took me in 219 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:37,907 when my dad left us with nothing. He's a good guy. They all are, until they aren't anymore. 220 00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:40,039 I'm just trying to protect my mom. 221 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,743 I get it, okay? But just give him a chance. 222 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,075 He gave you one when you bailed on brown. 223 00:10:46,076 --> 00:10:48,778 Are you really taking his side right now? 224 00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:51,420 I'm not taking sides. We're just talking about it. 225 00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:54,884 Well, maybe that's not such a good idea. (Box thuds) 226 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:57,087 I have to go be with my family. 227 00:11:01,191 --> 00:11:04,293 (Beeping) 228 00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:06,996 I still don't see why we need Blair for this. 229 00:11:06,997 --> 00:11:08,998 I mean, don't you read "gossip girl"? 230 00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:11,000 Extortion's what I do all day. 231 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:13,442 This is more than headbands and high school. 232 00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:15,244 (Footsteps approach) 233 00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:18,007 The two of you here together? Please tell me 234 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:20,409 there's an explanation that doesn't involve the apocalypse. 235 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:22,712 We come in peace and with a purpose. 236 00:11:22,713 --> 00:11:25,114 Something's going on with Lily's medication. 237 00:11:25,115 --> 00:11:28,287 We need your mind game mastery to find out what. 238 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,989 Who are you, house? 239 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,061 I'm sure Dr. Van Der Woodsen knows what he's doing. 240 00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:34,463 It's not Van Der Woodsen. It's a psychiatrist. 241 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:36,966 I have an address. It's weird, right? 242 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:40,369 Lily so does not seem like she's in therapy. And you so should be. 243 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:43,332 But as much as I admire the attempt to lure me back 244 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,074 with subversive sleuthing, 245 00:11:45,075 --> 00:11:47,777 and appreciative as I am of your help with Columbia, 246 00:11:47,778 --> 00:11:49,979 the answer's no. 247 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,981 Blair, I need to find out 248 00:11:51,982 --> 00:11:54,313 why someone doesn't want Lily getting better. 249 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,145 A heartfelt plea as well. 250 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:58,217 And much more effective than a fatwa. 251 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,920 But you obviously already know that I have a date today. 252 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:04,493 And nothing you can dangle will make me miss it. 253 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:07,427 Next time, don't bring Jenny Humphrey. 254 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:11,961 I'm sorry you had to find out about Rufus like that. 255 00:12:11,962 --> 00:12:15,865 I know you two have become close. You know I'm only concerned with how you're doing. 256 00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:18,237 I'm not sure. Is that too honest? 257 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,740 No. No, it makes sense. 258 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,913 Well, you know, after five marriages, 259 00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:25,915 the last thing I want to do is 260 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,017 put you and Serena through another divorce. 261 00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:31,020 It might sound cold, but they do get easier. 262 00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:33,022 Rufus is different, you know? 263 00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:35,084 He's been like a father to you. 264 00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:38,087 And I-I love him. But if you think he cheated on you, 265 00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:40,089 you can't stay with him because of me. 266 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,032 You have to stay with him because you still love him 267 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,865 and because you think you guys can work through this. 268 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,937 It doesn't matter who you end up with 269 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:50,140 as long as you're still here. 270 00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:54,543 Well, thanks for coming with me, man. 271 00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:58,147 It means a lot, you getting involved. Well, hey, my dad would have done this and worse. 272 00:12:58,148 --> 00:13:00,379 All right, and no matter what Serena wants to believe, 273 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,982 there's no way Rufus would hurt Lily like that. 274 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:06,115 Does Serena know you're doing this? Well, I was thinking we'd see what we find out 275 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,457 before I tell her. You're on dangerous ground there. 276 00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:12,061 Yeah, but the only way to clean up this mess, for everyone, 277 00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:16,025 is to find out the truth. Yeah, well, I-I know. That's why we need the help of an expert. 278 00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:17,296 Philosophy of war? 279 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,229 Hmm. I'm finally home. (Elevator bell dings) 280 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:23,032 Nate? Humphrey? (Scoffs) 281 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:26,906 Please don't tell me my mother rehired you as a cater waiter. I'm Dan. 282 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,509 Cameron. Hey, Nate. Great game last week. Thanks. Sorry to interrupt. 283 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,043 We just need Blair's help with something. Yes, people often drop by with their problems 284 00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:36,585 because they know how supportive I am. 285 00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:38,317 Supportive, I.E. Scheming. 286 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,050 Did... Chuck send you? 287 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:43,993 His pill plan didn't work, so he sent frick and frack 288 00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:47,396 to ruin my date? No, Blair, this is about my dad and Lily. 289 00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:50,159 This woman Holland has accused him of... cheating. 290 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,462 Wait a minute. An artist or a hippie activist, maybe, 291 00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:55,905 but rooftop garden committee? 292 00:13:55,906 --> 00:13:59,008 I knew that something wasn't right when Serena told me. 293 00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:03,142 No way would another upper east sider shtup Rufus. 294 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,175 My stepfather's Jewish. Oh. 295 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:09,950 Blair, we can't let Lily leave Rufus. Will you help us? 296 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,883 Exposing scandal on the Upper East Side? 297 00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:16,385 Show me your world, Blair Waldorf. 298 00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:18,088 (Sighs) 299 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,961 They'd be lost without me. 300 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,095 Tell me everything you know about this Holland person. 301 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,502 Trust me. I live with the Van Der woodsens. 302 00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:35,875 I learned how to lie. (Chuckles) 303 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:43,983 Can I help you? We're here to see Dr. Kemble. 304 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,985 Did you have an appointment? 305 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,018 Well, I work for a troubled teen hotline, 306 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:51,390 and I'm really worried that I said some wrong things about 307 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,562 drugs and depression, and was hoping that Dr. Kemble could 308 00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,595 actually give me some advice. Of course. The doctor will be back next week. 309 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,329 Next week... Will be fine. Thank you. 310 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,174 And what brings you and your mid-level entourage? 311 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,106 Nothing personal. 312 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:10,039 We're looking for Holland, who claims she slept with Rufus. 313 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,111 Let me guess... 314 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,014 Dr. Holland kemble? 315 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,116 You better hope this doctor gets healed 316 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,290 before someone else gets hurt. 317 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,063 (Dials) 318 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:37,466 So what exactly am I looking for? 319 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,568 A bottle of pills, like the one with the oxy... 320 00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:42,171 Hopefully, with the label on this time. 321 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:45,344 Or something else that can directly link them to Holland. 322 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,346 Okay, I will rummage and report. 323 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,118 (Beep) 324 00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:51,150 Holland is obviously trying to poison Lily so she can 325 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,952 have Rufus all to herself. So shakespearean. 326 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,025 Yeah. It's also "fatal attraction." 327 00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:57,586 I just can't handle dead bunnies. 328 00:15:57,587 --> 00:15:59,588 Maybe I'm stating the obvious here, 329 00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:02,591 but shouldn't we just tell Lily? Tell her what? 330 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:05,034 "Jenny tried to sell your mislabeled meds, which somehow 331 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:08,497 came from the woman who said she slept with your husband"? 332 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,499 No, we have to get to Holland first. 333 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,501 She's the one who can connect all the dots, 334 00:16:12,502 --> 00:16:15,444 and then we go to Lily. Holland will be at the library benefit tonight. 335 00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:18,377 I saw it on the calendar. Perfect. Public humiliation always helps 336 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:22,211 when trying to elicit a confession. We don't expect you to keep up. 337 00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:26,055 It's beyond basic rugby strategy. So hopefully, Jenny will find 338 00:16:26,056 --> 00:16:29,718 something we can use as leverage. Exactly, Humphrey. Glad to have you aboard this time. 339 00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:32,761 All right. Rendezvous at my place. 340 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:36,025 Dress is black-tie. I'll have tickets. 341 00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:37,666 (Cameron) So... 342 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,768 You guys do this kind of thing a lot? 343 00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:42,071 Oh, yeah. A lot more than you'd think. 344 00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:44,673 Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian 345 00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,675 to get Poppy, but things got all messed up 346 00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:49,208 when she turned her back on Jesus. 347 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:53,612 Yeah, but Dan doesn't normally participate. 348 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,614 So that's your sorry-your-husband- 349 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,716 was-cheating-on-you present... A juicer? 350 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,718 Trust me. It'll make your mother smile. 351 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,191 (Chuckles) Sometimes I wish she would have 352 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:05,194 let you take us away from here when you wanted to. 353 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:08,727 Tibet sounds pretty good right now. Only if you don't get typhoid. 354 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,630 Besides, wherever you run, things still happen. 355 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,633 All you can do is try to learn from them. 356 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,536 Well, as awful as it's been, 357 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,068 maybe mom needed this 358 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:22,040 to see that she wasn't with the right man. 359 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,743 I'm not gonna take advantage of the situation 360 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,575 to try to get closer to your mother. 361 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:29,478 Well, you have been there throughout her entire sickness. 362 00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:32,351 And this whole thing with Rufus could have happened 363 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,584 so that you could finally stop hiding how you really feel. 364 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:39,128 (Chuckles) I feel happy to be out shopping with my daughter, 365 00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:41,760 and to be able to spend some time 366 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,463 with the people that I love. Including mom. 367 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,366 Serena. 368 00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:51,140 Good-bye. 369 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,641 Hey. 370 00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:55,674 Why don't you do something tonight to cheer her up? 371 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,607 There's the library benefit. You could invite her. 372 00:17:58,608 --> 00:18:00,750 Only if you come, too. 373 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,405 (Drawer rattles) 374 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:30,309 What are you doing here? No pills to steal in Brooklyn? 375 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:34,243 I actually came by to get a dress... 376 00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:38,547 If you haven't destroyed them all already. I have no interest in your wannabe watanabe. 377 00:18:38,548 --> 00:18:41,890 As I'm sure you saw, your stuff is by the front. 378 00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:44,753 And last time I checked, dresses weren't in the kitchen 379 00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:48,297 near my mom's medicine. Do you even know what your dad's prescribing her? 380 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,629 Probably something with high street value 381 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,503 or you wouldn't be interested. If you could just stop hating me for, like, one second, 382 00:18:54,504 --> 00:18:57,466 you'd actually see I was trying to help your family. 383 00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,709 Yeah, yeah. You and your dad have done wonderful things 384 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:04,713 for us Van Der woodsens. Like it's been such a banner year for the Humphreys? 385 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:07,616 I would give it all back... The clothes, the parties, 386 00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:11,181 the limo rides... just for one day that felt normal. Then why are you still here? 387 00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:14,523 You're right. 388 00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:16,525 Nothing would make me happier 389 00:19:16,526 --> 00:19:19,228 than to go back to Brooklyn forever. 390 00:19:19,229 --> 00:19:20,860 (Scoffs) 391 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:39,878 (Elevator bell dings) 392 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,881 Was that Jenny leaving? Were you two fighting over Rufus? 393 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,884 I don't want you kids in the middle. That was just Jenny. 394 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,357 You know her... All angst, all the time. 395 00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:50,759 (Sighs) Oh, god. 396 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,521 You okay? Do you want me to call dad? 397 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:54,923 No, I'm fine. I'm fine physically. 398 00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:57,426 Sitting around here is only gonna make you worse. 399 00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:59,928 Dad invited us to the library benefit tonight. 400 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:03,972 Why don't we go with him? Oh, my god. A juicer? 401 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:06,305 Don't tell me... 402 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:10,610 A night out with your father is exactly what the doctor ordered. 403 00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:19,418 I'm sorry your new Beau had to abandon our mission. 404 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,651 Oh, he had a dinner with his rugby team. How homoerotic. 405 00:20:22,652 --> 00:20:24,653 You know how I love that. 406 00:20:24,654 --> 00:20:27,726 We have plans to continue our date later. 407 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,260 So are you all ready to make the fat lady sing? 408 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:34,863 I'll settle for making the lying doctor lady confess. 409 00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:37,436 Oh, here's Nancy drew now. Did you get our proof? 410 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,268 Come on, Jenny. 411 00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:42,742 The future of our family is riding on your sleuthing. 412 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,848 I'm sorry. I looked everywhere, but there was nothing. 413 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,982 All right, what now? If we don't have evidence, 414 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:56,655 she has no reason to tell us anything. Well, luckily, 415 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,528 like every great general, I have contingency plans. 416 00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:04,033 Archibald, it's time to make use of those family connections. 417 00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:07,966 Watch out, lonely boy. 418 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,540 Seems your little sister has her own ideas 419 00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,502 about your family's planning. 420 00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:15,975 (Sighs) 421 00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:21,881 (Big band music playing) 422 00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:28,056 (Indistinct conversations) 423 00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,959 (Clink) (Speaks indistinctly) 424 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,730 (Blair) Serena is here. This complicates things. 425 00:21:41,731 --> 00:21:43,472 We have to avoid them seeing us. 426 00:21:43,473 --> 00:21:45,073 S. Won't be on board, 427 00:21:45,074 --> 00:21:47,836 and we can't have a blonde bombshell blowing up our plan. 428 00:21:47,837 --> 00:21:50,579 And the plan is we wait for Nate and Dan to arrive 429 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:54,483 with some a.M.A. Guy who's friends with Nate's family? The plan is you wait with his ticket. 430 00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:57,886 His name is Dr. Tabb, so pretend you're well-bred and be polite. 431 00:21:57,887 --> 00:22:00,018 It'll pay off if you ever need 432 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,921 orthopedic surgery at mount sinai. Like when you stab me in the back. 433 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,495 Blair and I will keep our eye on Holland. 434 00:22:06,496 --> 00:22:09,428 Once our leverage arrives, she'll either tell us the truth 435 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,661 or we tell Dr. Tabb, and he revokes her license. 436 00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:14,763 I need a phone, too. My dad took mine. 437 00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:16,805 Don't worry, little. J. 438 00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:20,840 You'll be back on park Avenue in no time. 439 00:22:23,673 --> 00:22:26,775 What are you doing? 440 00:22:26,776 --> 00:22:29,679 Playing the part. Mnh-mnh. 441 00:22:31,421 --> 00:22:34,353 ♫♫ 442 00:22:35,885 --> 00:22:38,988 (Dialing cell phone) 443 00:22:41,891 --> 00:22:45,395 Hi. Uh, mount sinai orthopedic? 444 00:22:47,697 --> 00:22:50,839 Please let Dr. Tabb know that there's no need to wait. 445 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,841 Uh, Nate Archibald had a change of plans 446 00:22:52,842 --> 00:22:55,974 and won't be coming in tonight. Thanks. 447 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,877 (Dials) 448 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,051 ♫♫ 449 00:23:03,052 --> 00:23:06,155 (Indistinct conversations) 450 00:23:13,122 --> 00:23:16,164 You know, I have to say, it's really nice to be here 451 00:23:16,165 --> 00:23:19,068 with someone who doesn't hate these sort of things. 452 00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:32,681 I have an idea. 453 00:23:32,682 --> 00:23:34,484 I've already had it. 454 00:23:36,486 --> 00:23:39,648 Dr. Kemble, I've been dying to get ahold of you. 455 00:23:39,649 --> 00:23:42,922 I've wanted to get him to come to therapy for weeks. 456 00:23:45,154 --> 00:23:47,526 Dad, what are you doing here? 457 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,758 Serena called me, but I was already on my way. 458 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,561 I figured if my grounded daughter goes missing, 459 00:23:52,562 --> 00:23:55,033 I just have to wait till the next big party 460 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,435 to know where to find her. Dad, I know you have no reason to believe me, 461 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,569 but this time I'm actually trying to help you. Jenny, is Holland here? Oh, dad. 462 00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:03,141 What'd you say about Holland? Is she here? The a.M.A. Guy wasn't at the hospital, 463 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:06,845 and Blair's not picking up her phone. If Holland's here, I need to talk to her. 464 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,978 I've been trying to reach her all day. (Nate) Not a good idea. 465 00:24:09,979 --> 00:24:14,453 (Dan) And you don't have a ticket. Dad, you're not even dressed. 466 00:24:18,528 --> 00:24:21,229 Serena. 467 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:22,561 Serena. 468 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,233 ♫♫ 469 00:24:25,234 --> 00:24:26,995 I know a scheme when I see one. 470 00:24:26,996 --> 00:24:28,997 I assume Chuck and Blair are here somewhere? 471 00:24:28,998 --> 00:24:30,839 Okay, yeah, they're looking for Holland. 472 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,142 What was I supposed to do? I know Rufus did not do this. 473 00:24:34,143 --> 00:24:38,547 And you won't even give him a chance. Why should I? He wouldn't give my dad a chance. 474 00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:39,848 Oh, so that's it? 475 00:24:39,849 --> 00:24:42,010 Anyone who might not like your dad has to go? 476 00:24:42,011 --> 00:24:44,883 Nate, all I asked you to do was support me, 477 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,855 and instead, you went behind my back. 478 00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:50,759 It's not like that. (Sighs) Look, I get why everyone else did this. 479 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,021 Dan and Jenny don't want to believe that their dad cheated, 480 00:24:53,022 --> 00:24:55,624 Chuck will do anything to get close to Blair, 481 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:59,027 and Blair, as much as she wants to, can't run away from a game. 482 00:24:59,028 --> 00:25:02,200 But you were supposed to be on my side. 483 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,633 As if watching Audrey hepburn movies 484 00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:06,034 isn't manhood-shriveling enough, 485 00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:07,906 I now have to talk about my feelings? 486 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:10,639 Those movies are the only romance I have in my life. 487 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,713 He loves his work more than he loves me. I'm sorry. I really prefer to see couples in my office. 488 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:17,916 Why don't you call and make an appointment? Please. Please. 489 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:22,050 He traded me to his uncle... For his hotel. 490 00:25:22,051 --> 00:25:23,822 Traded you? For sex. 491 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:26,795 Please, is it any worse than you tricking me into kissing a guy 492 00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:30,528 just so you can give a speech? That's not the same. He's kissed guys before. 493 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,631 She slept with Jack... My uncle. 494 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:35,133 Clearly, you both have hurt each other, 495 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:38,767 and now neither of you feel safe. How can we rebuild? 496 00:25:38,768 --> 00:25:41,570 Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. (Coughs) 497 00:25:41,571 --> 00:25:44,242 (Holland) It's going to take a lot of hard work 498 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,314 and a lot of time. (Cell phone alert chimes) 499 00:25:46,315 --> 00:25:50,879 Are there any trust games involved? I'm sorry. I really do have to go. 500 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,052 Did I hear talk of games? Please, just make an appointment. 501 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,685 Just one more thing... That man over there 502 00:25:56,686 --> 00:25:58,687 is on the a.M.A. Disciplinary committee. 503 00:25:58,688 --> 00:26:00,258 Last time I checked, it was illegal 504 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,060 to prescribe mislabeled medication, 505 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:05,794 especially to those who aren't even your patients. What? 506 00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:07,896 You two really are sick. 507 00:26:07,897 --> 00:26:10,839 The person standing with him is waiting for my signal, 508 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,773 to show him I have proof of what you did to Lily Humphrey. 509 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,906 Just tell us why. Are you in love with Rufus? 510 00:26:17,907 --> 00:26:20,578 They say psychiatrists are the craziest ones. 511 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,051 Blair? What the hell is going on? 512 00:26:23,052 --> 00:26:26,254 Would you like to tell him 513 00:26:26,255 --> 00:26:29,358 or would you like Dr. Disciplinary to do it? 514 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:34,993 I only wrote those prescriptions because I owed someone a favor. 515 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:38,226 The same someone who told you say you slept with me? The person you really need 516 00:26:38,227 --> 00:26:40,999 to talk to is William Van Der Woodsen. 517 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,132 Where's will? 518 00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:48,637 What's so important, Jenny? 519 00:26:48,638 --> 00:26:50,639 Holland's about to tell them everything, 520 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,741 if she hasn't already. Tell who what? 521 00:26:52,742 --> 00:26:55,914 Everyone. The truth about you and Holland working together 522 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,147 to split up my dad and Lily. 523 00:26:59,889 --> 00:27:02,851 Jenny, I'm sorry. I know that you love your father very much... 524 00:27:02,852 --> 00:27:06,624 Which is why I understand why you did it. 525 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,297 And I don't blame you for it either. It's just... 526 00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:12,160 If you're gonna get out of here, you gotta go right now. 527 00:27:12,161 --> 00:27:14,303 Why are you telling me this? 528 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:18,166 So you can get your family back, 529 00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,269 and I can get mine. 530 00:27:26,816 --> 00:27:28,877 Thanks for your help. I'll call if I hear about 531 00:27:28,878 --> 00:27:31,079 any cater waiter positions, all right? 532 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,854 ♫♫ 533 00:27:47,296 --> 00:27:48,897 Have you seen Lily? 534 00:27:48,898 --> 00:27:51,269 Uh, she just left with Serena and will. 535 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,171 In this family feud, 536 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:57,246 that's Van Der Woodsen, 1, Humphrey, 0. 537 00:28:03,713 --> 00:28:06,915 You guys are home early. Was that boring? 538 00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:09,858 Action-packed, actually. Your father got a call. He's gotta get back to palm beach. 539 00:28:09,859 --> 00:28:12,260 One of my patients has taken a bad turn. 540 00:28:12,261 --> 00:28:14,262 I've gotta get down there right away. 541 00:28:14,263 --> 00:28:16,825 And we're going with him. You guys get packed. 542 00:28:16,826 --> 00:28:20,128 I'll arrange for a helicopter to take us to Teterboro. 543 00:28:20,129 --> 00:28:22,771 Eric, mom needs us right now. 544 00:28:22,772 --> 00:28:25,173 This is our chance to finally be a family. 545 00:28:25,174 --> 00:28:27,175 I'll, uh, 546 00:28:27,176 --> 00:28:29,177 I'll go get my stuff. 547 00:28:29,178 --> 00:28:31,179 (Cell phone rings) 548 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:34,482 (Ring) 549 00:28:34,483 --> 00:28:36,314 (Beep) 550 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:39,248 (Snaps cell phone shut) 551 00:28:42,391 --> 00:28:45,453 (Cell phone rings) 552 00:28:45,454 --> 00:28:47,155 (Beep) 553 00:28:47,156 --> 00:28:48,757 Nate already tried calling. 554 00:28:48,758 --> 00:28:50,198 There's no reason to defend your dad. 555 00:28:50,199 --> 00:28:52,801 We're already packing for palm beach. 556 00:28:52,802 --> 00:28:55,934 I just want my mom to be able to put this behind her. Serena, I'm not calling about my dad. 557 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,936 I'm calling about yours. Please don't hang up. 558 00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,068 Pl... I-I know how happy you are to have him back, 559 00:29:00,069 --> 00:29:03,341 but he's the one who got Holland to lie about the affair, 560 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,815 and he had her prescribe pills for Lily, too. Dan, my dad is a doctor. 561 00:29:06,816 --> 00:29:08,376 Why would he need Holland to give her pills? 562 00:29:08,377 --> 00:29:10,879 Because the pills aren't helping her illness, 563 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:15,784 and he didn't want them traced back to him. Okay, what you're saying is just crazy. 564 00:29:15,785 --> 00:29:17,786 Any crazier than your whole family 565 00:29:17,787 --> 00:29:20,258 leaving town with him tonight? I'm gonna go. Good-bye. 566 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,832 Serena, wait... (Snaps cell phone shut) 567 00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:28,837 (Beep) 568 00:29:28,838 --> 00:29:32,370 You all set? My bags are downstairs. 569 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,441 Yeah. 570 00:29:33,442 --> 00:29:35,403 Um, you know, I was thinking 571 00:29:35,404 --> 00:29:38,406 maybe we could just wait and, uh, fly out tomorrow. 572 00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:41,779 I wish we could. I've got to get to my patient immediately. 573 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,912 Are you sure that's what it's about? 574 00:29:43,913 --> 00:29:47,455 People are saying you're behind this Holland thing. 575 00:29:47,456 --> 00:29:48,487 Holland? 576 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:53,091 Um, let me go check on mom. 577 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,963 (Elevator bell dings) 578 00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:57,866 Rufus, what are you doing here? I'd like to talk to your mother. 579 00:29:57,867 --> 00:30:01,069 She doesn't want... Rufus, what is it? 580 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:03,071 The truth, finally. 581 00:30:03,072 --> 00:30:05,835 You want to tell her or should I? 582 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:11,139 So Serena's father sends her this letter saying that 583 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:14,012 he and Lily were together when she came to see him... 584 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:16,084 Hoping it would cause problems between Lily and my dad, 585 00:30:16,085 --> 00:30:19,087 maybe even split 'em up. When that failed, he went to plan "b"... 586 00:30:19,088 --> 00:30:22,820 Getting Holland to befriend Rufus. Holland's husband was leaving her, 587 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,423 and she was desperate for a friend. But once again, 588 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:29,027 Rufus and Lily proved too solid, so on to plan "c." There's a plan "c"? 589 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,299 Oh, I always have a plan "c." 590 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,062 Put yourself in the good doctor's loafers. 591 00:30:34,063 --> 00:30:37,435 Lily comes to him over the summer. She's actually sick. 592 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:41,039 He cures her, falls in love, decides to win her back, 593 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:45,914 only Holland tells him Lily and Rufus are copper-bottom. 594 00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:48,917 He thinks, "what can I do to get her to love me, 595 00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:50,478 the family to accept me?" 596 00:30:50,479 --> 00:30:54,022 Save her life. So the pills he gets from Holland... 597 00:30:54,023 --> 00:30:58,326 The ones you stole. Antibiotics, the side effects of which mimic her symptoms. 598 00:30:58,327 --> 00:31:00,328 He cures her again, gets to be the hero, 599 00:31:00,329 --> 00:31:02,390 and they live happily ever after. 600 00:31:02,391 --> 00:31:04,862 No wonder you admire him. 601 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,935 It's almost like something you would do. 602 00:31:06,936 --> 00:31:10,038 Thank you. It does have the fingerprints of my genius. 603 00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:12,240 The only question now is... 604 00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:14,142 Will Lily believe my dad? 605 00:31:14,143 --> 00:31:18,046 Lily, this is absurd. You cannot believe his lies. 606 00:31:18,047 --> 00:31:21,349 Should I call Holland? This time she'll tell the truth. 607 00:31:21,350 --> 00:31:24,953 So you get your mistress to change her story and... Hey. Is my mom really sick? 608 00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:27,956 Right now that's all I wanna know. Of course she was sick. 609 00:31:27,957 --> 00:31:30,888 Uh, to... to even imagine that I would prescribe your mother 610 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:34,062 medication that she didn't need? It's preposterous. 611 00:31:34,063 --> 00:31:37,495 I've got the files in my bag. Do you want to see them? 612 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,969 You don't have to prove yourself. 613 00:31:47,977 --> 00:31:50,178 Apparently, I do. 614 00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:51,680 Excuse me. William. 615 00:32:04,093 --> 00:32:06,124 I didn't cheat on you, lil. 616 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,097 I would never cheat on you. Rufus. 617 00:32:09,098 --> 00:32:12,961 So she's not sick? I just want to be clear. She's not sick anymore. 618 00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:16,464 He's been lying since he got to New York, to all of us. 619 00:32:16,465 --> 00:32:20,338 Do you think he's even coming back? Yes, of course he is. You heard what he said. 620 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:24,142 And I'm... I'm sorry, mom. I don't want you to be sick. 621 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,144 But dad is not lying to us. 622 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:28,547 (Elevator bell dings) 623 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,681 Where's William? 624 00:32:33,682 --> 00:32:36,154 He-he's in the lobby downstairs getting his bags. 625 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:40,288 (Nate) There's no one in the lobby. He's down there. 626 00:32:40,289 --> 00:32:41,959 Serena, the lobby's empty. 627 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,732 You... you just must not have seen him. He wouldn't leave. 628 00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:48,436 Hey. Hey. He wouldn't leave me. 629 00:32:48,437 --> 00:32:50,598 Let her go. (Whispers) Oh, god. 630 00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,641 (Elevator bell dings) We should call the police. 631 00:32:53,642 --> 00:32:55,643 All right, well, let's just give him a minute. 632 00:32:55,644 --> 00:32:59,577 No. If we wait, he'll be gone for good. (Beep) 633 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,749 Yes, captain Lewis? This is Nate Archibald. 634 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:04,112 We met at my grandfather's this summer. 635 00:33:04,113 --> 00:33:06,015 Listen, I need a favor. 636 00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:12,390 What I'd like to know is how did William know to get out of town? 637 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:15,523 Someone must have tipped him off. 638 00:33:15,524 --> 00:33:19,397 It had to be one of us. It was me. 639 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:23,202 (Beach house's "zebra" playing) 640 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,637 ♫ you know you're gold ♫ 641 00:33:29,638 --> 00:33:32,510 ♫ you don't gotta worry none ♫ 642 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,143 ♫ oasis child ♫ 643 00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:37,385 ♫ born and so wild ♫ 644 00:33:37,386 --> 00:33:39,148 What happened? 645 00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:43,191 It's true. He left. 646 00:33:43,192 --> 00:33:49,027 ♫ All deception, all deception from you ♫ 647 00:34:12,181 --> 00:34:17,054 (Helicopter blades whirring) 648 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,589 I need you to tell me the truth. 649 00:34:25,694 --> 00:34:30,168 When your mother came to me last summer, she was sick. 650 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:33,070 I cured her. 651 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,843 Then I fell in love with her again. 652 00:34:35,844 --> 00:34:38,476 When I came here and saw you and Eric, 653 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:41,510 I-I realized how badly I had messed up. 654 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:46,114 I never wanted to hurt any of you. 655 00:34:46,115 --> 00:34:48,416 I just wanted my family back. 656 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:50,718 All you needed to do was be here. 657 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,721 I'm sorry, Serena. 658 00:34:53,722 --> 00:34:57,196 I just thought unless your mother needed me... 659 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,600 You weren't gonna give me a chance. 660 00:35:03,632 --> 00:35:05,673 Well, the police are on their way now, 661 00:35:05,674 --> 00:35:09,106 so you should probably go. 662 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,609 Why don't you come with me? 663 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,441 I don't forgive you. 664 00:35:13,442 --> 00:35:16,244 I also don't need to punish you. 665 00:35:16,245 --> 00:35:19,417 So if you just go now, I'll make sure they don't come after you. 666 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,690 (Sirens wailing in distance) 667 00:35:22,691 --> 00:35:24,152 I love you, Serena. 668 00:35:24,153 --> 00:35:27,196 (Voice breaks) I love you, too, dad. 669 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:35,764 Go now. 670 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:44,243 (Sirens continue wailing) 671 00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:00,158 (Helicopter whirring) 672 00:36:06,335 --> 00:36:10,368 (Crying) 673 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:13,271 Rufus, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 674 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:15,473 I was just so overwhelmed. 675 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:18,206 The only thing that matters is I'm not losing you... 676 00:36:18,207 --> 00:36:22,281 To cancer, to will or anything else. 677 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,297 Really? That's it? 678 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:41,599 Dad, she believed you cheated. 679 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,333 She was leaving with her ex-husband. And you helped make that happen. 680 00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:49,307 You know, you think that William's the only problem? 681 00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,879 He's not, dad. You and Lily fight all the time. 682 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,881 I mean, one of you thinks the other's cheating. 683 00:36:53,882 --> 00:36:57,585 You both keep secrets. Jenny, that's between me and Lily. 684 00:36:57,586 --> 00:36:59,447 You know, I wish it was, 685 00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:02,850 but we all get dragged into it, just like we did today. 686 00:37:02,851 --> 00:37:04,822 When we lived in Brooklyn, I might have had 687 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,695 to take the subway to school and make my own clothes, 688 00:37:07,696 --> 00:37:09,697 but at least our family was happy. 689 00:37:09,698 --> 00:37:12,260 I don't see what's so wrong about wanting my life 690 00:37:12,261 --> 00:37:14,832 to go back to normal. This is where we live. 691 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:18,667 What needs to get back to normal is you. (Scoffs) 692 00:37:26,315 --> 00:37:29,477 If you don't want to be a part of this family, 693 00:37:29,478 --> 00:37:31,879 no one is forcing you to stay. 694 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,284 (Massive attack's "paradise circus" playing) 695 00:37:36,285 --> 00:37:38,886 (Hope sandoval) ♫ it's unfortunate ♫ 696 00:37:38,887 --> 00:37:43,631 ♫ that when we feel a storm ♫ 697 00:37:43,632 --> 00:37:46,764 ♫ we can roll ourselves over ♫ 698 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:50,638 ♫ 'cause we're uncomfortable ♫ 699 00:37:50,639 --> 00:37:52,770 ♫ oh, where ♫ 700 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,773 ♫ the devil makes us sin ♫ 701 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,975 (Sighs) You don't have to wait with me. 702 00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:59,977 Lily is fine, and the sting is over. 703 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:03,511 You're not really going to keep up this rugby player facade. 704 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:04,882 It's not a facade. 705 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:08,456 It's a date, and he's on his way. 706 00:38:08,457 --> 00:38:10,518 (Sighs) 707 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:13,961 ♫♫ 708 00:38:13,962 --> 00:38:16,794 I know you felt it. 709 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,766 We were caught up in a scheme, 710 00:38:18,767 --> 00:38:20,869 and it was role-play. 711 00:38:24,072 --> 00:38:25,673 It was real. 712 00:38:25,674 --> 00:38:28,506 I know you feel it right now. 713 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:31,439 It doesn't change anything. 714 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,412 And Holland may be crazy, but she was right. 715 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:37,445 No matter what I feel or don't, we're not safe. 716 00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:40,918 I did the most dangerous thing I could 717 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:43,591 when I said "I love you," 718 00:38:43,592 --> 00:38:45,753 and it was worth it. 719 00:38:45,754 --> 00:38:48,926 If I got through my fear for you, 720 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,329 you can get through yours for me. 721 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:58,436 You have until tomorrow to decide. 722 00:38:58,437 --> 00:38:59,467 What? 723 00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:01,869 We're never going to be safe. 724 00:39:01,870 --> 00:39:05,513 So are you brave enough or aren't you? 725 00:39:05,514 --> 00:39:09,016 I'll be waiting at the top of the empire state building. 726 00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:12,620 You can't "affair to remember" me. 727 00:39:12,621 --> 00:39:14,482 If you're not there tomorrow, 728 00:39:14,483 --> 00:39:17,525 at 7:01, I'm closing my heart to you forever. 729 00:39:17,526 --> 00:39:21,359 Well, I won't be there. 730 00:39:26,034 --> 00:39:28,365 ♫ Oh ♫ 731 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:31,769 ♫ yeah ♫ 732 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,941 ♫ it's unfortunate ♫ 733 00:39:33,942 --> 00:39:38,046 ♫ that when we feel a storm ♫ 734 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,450 How'd the sting go? 735 00:39:42,451 --> 00:39:44,612 Oh. 736 00:39:44,613 --> 00:39:46,914 I'd much rather hear about rugby. 737 00:39:46,915 --> 00:39:50,518 Fair enough. Rugby is a real sport. 738 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:53,521 Football's for... (Speaks indistinctly) 739 00:39:53,522 --> 00:39:59,528 ♫ but we like it when we're spinning ♫ 740 00:40:01,830 --> 00:40:03,731 (Cell phone rings) 741 00:40:03,732 --> 00:40:07,935 ♫ for the one that feels it the most ♫ (Ring) 742 00:40:07,936 --> 00:40:10,878 Hello? Hey. I've been calling you. 743 00:40:10,879 --> 00:40:12,880 There's nothing more to say. 744 00:40:12,881 --> 00:40:14,842 I got to my dad before the cops did. 745 00:40:14,843 --> 00:40:16,814 So I guess now you know 746 00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:19,947 why I don't talk to you about things. (Line disconnects) 747 00:40:19,948 --> 00:40:22,820 ♫ she will love you like a fly ♫ 748 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:27,025 ♫ never love you ♫ 749 00:40:35,704 --> 00:40:37,605 Thanks for coming with me. 750 00:40:37,606 --> 00:40:39,637 I know this was a complicated one for you. 751 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:42,770 When are things not complicated with Serena Van Der Woodsen? 752 00:40:42,771 --> 00:40:44,812 (Sighs) 753 00:40:44,813 --> 00:40:46,914 ♫ again ♫ 754 00:40:46,915 --> 00:40:48,916 You want to talk about it? 755 00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:50,649 (Sighs) 756 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,527 When the family tree falls, 757 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:02,830 we all need a friend to lead us out of the woods... 758 00:41:02,831 --> 00:41:05,192 ♫♫ 759 00:41:05,193 --> 00:41:07,535 (Elevator bell dings) 760 00:41:07,536 --> 00:41:09,868 Or into them. 761 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:21,779 I didn't know you'd be here. I live here. 762 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:25,953 I know. I just thought you'd, um, be with Serena or something. 763 00:41:25,954 --> 00:41:29,217 Nope. 764 00:41:39,668 --> 00:41:41,198 But careful... 765 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:44,672 Once darkness descends, true natures emerge, 766 00:41:44,673 --> 00:41:48,606 and everything is fair game until morning. 767 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:52,140 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.