1 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:07,137 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 2 00:00:07,138 --> 00:00:10,140 Jenny, us hanging out was just as friends. 3 00:00:10,141 --> 00:00:13,012 That was my mother, and she is at canyon ranch. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,345 You should go. I'm Elliot. 5 00:00:15,346 --> 00:00:19,349 How'd you know what apartment I was in? I started on the first floor and worked my way up. 6 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:22,552 Dorota, will you... Yes, of course I will marry you! (Laughs) 7 00:00:22,553 --> 00:00:26,256 I told Chuck I'd take either you or the hotel. 8 00:00:26,257 --> 00:00:28,628 He chose to give me you. I did what I had to to win. 9 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:32,762 Even if it means losing me instead? You went up there on your own. 10 00:00:32,763 --> 00:00:35,335 (Cries) Good-bye, Chuck. 11 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,637 And who am I? 12 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:41,371 That's a secret I'll never tell. 13 00:00:41,372 --> 00:00:43,343 You know you love me. 14 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:46,277 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 15 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:54,284 (The champs' "midnighter" playing) 16 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:56,257 (Knock on door) 17 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:02,163 (Blair gasps) 18 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:20,480 What are you doing here? Boss' orders. 19 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,851 Oh! 20 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:25,515 (Blair) Aah! No! Chuck! 21 00:01:25,516 --> 00:01:26,856 No! 22 00:01:26,857 --> 00:01:30,291 ("Blood in the gutter" playing) 23 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,399 No. 24 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,700 No. 25 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,402 No. 26 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,335 No. No. 27 00:01:45,336 --> 00:01:46,476 No! 28 00:01:46,477 --> 00:01:48,378 (Gasps) 29 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:50,310 Up and at 'em, upper east siders. 30 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:53,483 It's time to awake from our slumber 31 00:01:53,484 --> 00:01:55,486 and learn the hard truth... 32 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:03,493 That some nightmares don't end once we open our eyes. 33 00:02:03,494 --> 00:02:05,726 (Sighs) 34 00:02:21,472 --> 00:02:24,674 You're not gonna find anything in there. 35 00:02:24,675 --> 00:02:27,817 Luckily for me, I own a bar downstairs. 36 00:02:27,818 --> 00:02:30,580 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 37 00:02:30,581 --> 00:02:32,282 Drink this. 38 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:34,484 Look, we know this has to do 39 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:37,187 with whatever's going on between you and Blair. 40 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:39,629 Okay, you got the empire back. 41 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:43,333 You two should be celebrating, not fighting. You wanna tell us what's going on? 42 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:45,335 Here. 43 00:02:45,336 --> 00:02:46,667 (Sighs) 44 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:51,401 I thought our relationship... 45 00:02:51,402 --> 00:02:53,303 Could withstand anything. 46 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:55,346 Apparently, I was wrong. 47 00:02:56,877 --> 00:03:00,280 Well, you still love her, don't you? 48 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:03,613 Then show her that you're sorry. Take her to blue hill upstate 49 00:03:03,614 --> 00:03:06,786 or buy her those Louboutins at saks. I'd have to buy saks itself, 50 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,618 and that still wouldn't be enough. 51 00:03:08,619 --> 00:03:11,591 She doesn't want to talk to me. I've tried. When? 52 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:15,795 Look, you haven't been outside in days. She asked me to leave her alone. 53 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,298 You don't want to wait too long, Chuck, 54 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,600 or she'll think you don't care. 55 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,373 (Whispers) Excuse me. 56 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:29,809 You think it worked? 57 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:33,343 (Clicks tongue) (Sighs) Well, maybe you'll have better luck with Blair. 58 00:03:33,344 --> 00:03:36,516 Wait. What? You're making me do this alone? 59 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,218 Breakfast with the Humphreys, remember? 60 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,892 Let me know how it goes. Good luck. 61 00:03:46,457 --> 00:03:49,829 (Dorota shouts in Polish) 62 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,732 H-hello? Hello? 63 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,234 (Speaks Polish) 64 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,936 (Silverware clatters) Dorota? 65 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,439 What on earth is going on? 66 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,841 I am sorry, miss Eleanor, Mr. Cyrus. 67 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,274 That was my mother. 68 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:06,316 She come with father to New York on Monday. 69 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:09,749 But that's wonderful. I can't wait to meet them. 70 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,451 Maybe we can all 71 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:15,254 go have the vodka flight at the Russian samovar! 72 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,986 We go nowhere once they see me. 73 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:19,889 My parents don't know I pregnant. 74 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:22,562 And since I not married, they will disown me. 75 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:26,396 Or worse, they will kidnap and take back to old country. 76 00:04:26,397 --> 00:04:28,598 Uh... 77 00:04:28,599 --> 00:04:31,341 Nate! Hello, Nathaniel. 78 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:35,004 I'm here to see the invalid. And not a moment too soon. She hasn't left her room for days. 79 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:37,377 It's... it's like living with Howard Hughes. 80 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,810 (Chuckles) Blair is upstairs. I hope you can make some headway with her. 81 00:04:40,811 --> 00:04:42,882 I am not allowed to cross the transom. 82 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,485 Well, I'll do my best. 83 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:48,388 (Dorota shouts in Polish) 84 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,391 (Knock on door) 85 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,692 (Sighs) 86 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,694 Great. He sent good cop. 87 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:58,328 (Chuckles) Chuck didn't send me. 88 00:04:58,329 --> 00:05:00,870 Serena. 89 00:05:00,871 --> 00:05:04,504 Look, we're concerned about our best friends. 90 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,377 And whatever he did, 91 00:05:07,378 --> 00:05:10,039 I'm sure you can find a suitable punishment for him. 92 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,513 There is no punishment for what he did. 93 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,984 You're Blair Waldorf. 94 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:17,987 "Punishment" is your middle name. (Chuckles) 95 00:05:17,988 --> 00:05:20,620 ♫♫ 96 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:24,093 Just tell me what happened. 97 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:25,795 I can't tell anyone. 98 00:05:25,796 --> 00:05:27,527 It's too awful. 99 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:31,901 There's no such thing as "too awful" between friends. 100 00:05:31,902 --> 00:05:33,933 We don't judge, remember? 101 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,106 And we can forgive anything. 102 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:43,913 You can't tell anyone, especially not Serena. 103 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:47,016 Not a soul. I promise. 104 00:05:47,017 --> 00:05:51,681 What did Chuck tell you about how he got his hotel back? 105 00:05:51,682 --> 00:05:52,982 He didn't. 106 00:05:52,983 --> 00:05:56,386 He just said "money solves everything." 107 00:05:56,387 --> 00:05:58,388 (Scoffs) 108 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:00,430 He didn't use money. 109 00:06:00,431 --> 00:06:03,433 He used me... as a trade. 110 00:06:03,434 --> 00:06:05,134 (Laughs) 111 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:06,636 Come on. No way. 112 00:06:06,637 --> 00:06:08,868 He set me up to sleep with Jack 113 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,971 in exchange for his beloved empire. 114 00:06:13,444 --> 00:06:16,746 So now do you see why I couldn't tell anyone? 115 00:06:16,747 --> 00:06:18,649 (Sighs) 116 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:23,053 Oh, my god. 117 00:06:24,915 --> 00:06:28,058 (Dorota speaking in Polish) 118 00:06:31,522 --> 00:06:34,864 My slavic language skills are a little rusty, 119 00:06:34,865 --> 00:06:38,568 but I'm pretty sure she just said, "over my dead goat." 120 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:39,869 (Laughs) 121 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:43,633 Or "body." The words are very similar. 122 00:06:43,634 --> 00:06:46,035 Cyrus, come away from there. 123 00:06:46,036 --> 00:06:49,138 Eavesdropping on the help is undignified. 124 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:51,110 (Whispers) Plus, it confuses them. 125 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,013 Oh, I haven't heard that much overwrought Polish drama 126 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,686 since I canceled my b.A.M. Subscription. 127 00:06:56,687 --> 00:06:59,889 What is going on? From what I can gather, Dorota's in a bind. 128 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:04,755 She needs to be married before her parents show up on Monday. 129 00:07:05,956 --> 00:07:08,498 Dorota, i-i-i don't understand this. 130 00:07:08,499 --> 00:07:11,961 Why can't you and Vanya just go down to city hall? 131 00:07:11,962 --> 00:07:15,134 Never. First marriage happen at Polish city hall. 132 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:19,469 You were married before? Yes. I am divorcée. 133 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:22,642 And one reason is because first wedding happen at city hall, 134 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,043 ignoring tradition. 135 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,777 Wedding traditions very sacred in my country. 136 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:30,049 (Laughs) Dorota, don't be foolish. 137 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,783 Every marriage I know fail if wedding has no tradition. 138 00:07:33,784 --> 00:07:36,886 Where did you and Mr. Harold get married? 139 00:07:36,887 --> 00:07:38,888 (Whispers) I don't think that's the reason 140 00:07:38,889 --> 00:07:41,761 the marriage didn't work out. 141 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,593 This not way it's supposed to be. 142 00:07:43,594 --> 00:07:47,066 Miss Blair and I talk about what wedding with Vanya will be like. 143 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,868 It's supposed to be big, 144 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,500 grand, 145 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:53,973 perfect. Blair does love herself a wedding. 146 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,506 If I may interject... 147 00:07:56,507 --> 00:07:59,078 Thank you for keeping my secret. 148 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,051 Hey, no problem. I'm just gonna tell Serena to hold off 149 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:04,183 on the interrogation of you and... 150 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,516 Chuck. 151 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,118 (Sighs) 152 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:11,961 Miss Blair, I am getting married! 153 00:08:11,962 --> 00:08:14,223 Of course you are. I mean tomorrow. 154 00:08:14,224 --> 00:08:15,895 Mr. Chuck is 155 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:19,098 throwing us traditional polish/russian wedding. 156 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:23,072 He said you two back together... He did? 157 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:25,504 Which is best news ever. Traditional wedding must have 158 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,578 happy couple who escort bride and groom into chapel. 159 00:08:28,579 --> 00:08:31,581 Is necessary for good luck in marriage. 160 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:33,983 Please, miss Blair, 161 00:08:33,984 --> 00:08:35,945 Mr. Chuck, 162 00:08:35,946 --> 00:08:39,188 will you be happy couple for Vanya and me? 163 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:42,191 Well, uh, I can't speak for Blair, 164 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:45,225 but it would be my great pleasure. 165 00:08:50,601 --> 00:08:52,261 Poor b. Just realized 166 00:08:52,262 --> 00:08:55,566 that Chuck will do anything to keep the flame alive. 167 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,740 Hello, beautiful. 168 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,071 Glad you came. 169 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:03,643 As for Serena, 170 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,747 looks like she's playing with fire. 171 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:17,256 (Indistinct conversations) These venues will not do. 172 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,259 I know I said traditional, 173 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,261 but... (Mutters) Bing it. 174 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,864 Have you ever checked out the astoria world manor? 175 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:28,798 It's queens' answer to the grand ballroom at the Plaza. 176 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,871 Thank you, Charles. 177 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:34,574 You didn't know about that? 178 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:38,978 You look like you need a task. 179 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,810 What I need is a zofran. 180 00:09:40,811 --> 00:09:43,853 All this disingenuous generosity is making me want to vomit. 181 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,615 There's nothing disingenuous about it. (Scoffs) 182 00:09:45,616 --> 00:09:47,857 I'm happy I can give Dorota and Vanya 183 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:50,790 the dream wedding that they deserve. The only reason you're giving it is 184 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,822 so that you can spend time with me. 185 00:09:52,823 --> 00:09:56,766 You know weddings are my weakness. Really? It never occurred to me. 186 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:59,028 Everything occurs to you, Chuck. 187 00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:00,630 Blair... 188 00:10:00,631 --> 00:10:03,633 You and I are magnetic. 189 00:10:03,634 --> 00:10:05,604 You can feel it. 190 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,909 Our pull is as undeniable as ever. 191 00:10:10,641 --> 00:10:12,642 (Whispers) It's different this time. 192 00:10:12,643 --> 00:10:15,315 It doesn't have to be. I love you. 193 00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:20,890 Saying it was hard, but I did, and I've never looked back. 194 00:10:20,891 --> 00:10:24,154 So now I'm asking you, please do this for me. 195 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,198 Please forgive me. 196 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,162 I'm sorry. I can't. 197 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:41,811 Oh, yes! Thank god you're here. 198 00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:44,744 I need help with the flowers. No, I wish I was kidding. 199 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,746 (Laughs) Well, I'm no florist, but I've received 200 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,018 enough flowers in my day to know a thing or two. 201 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:50,850 I'm all yours. (Woman) Croissant? 202 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,683 Oh, yum. I'm starved. What, was Rufus' waffle iron broken? 203 00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:57,056 No, but this is gonna be a long day. 204 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,089 Show me those flower choices. 205 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:02,261 ♫♫ 206 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,894 Okay, so my Tisch application is in the mail, 207 00:11:04,895 --> 00:11:06,295 Vanessa's out of town, 208 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:07,937 and I just ate about 5 pounds of bisquick. 209 00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:11,000 Food coma film festival? Who's with me on the couch? 210 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:14,373 I'm thinking kieslowski's "double life of veronique." You're in luck, Dan. We all just scored front-row seats 211 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,376 to a live version of a Polish production. Vanya and Dorota are 212 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,709 getting married tomorrow in queens, and they've asked me 213 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,752 to throw them a, uh, traditional eastern European game night 214 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,754 tonight, whatever that means. Also, Eleanor asked 215 00:11:24,755 --> 00:11:27,256 if you and your sewing machine were free. Um, already on my way. 216 00:11:27,257 --> 00:11:30,760 You know what? I'm gonna come with you. Is it to help me sew or to stalk your new crush? 217 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:33,392 It's not stalking if you know each other. 218 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:37,727 (Rufus) Who's the lucky guy? Um, his name is Elliot. I met him during Nate's party. 219 00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:40,730 We've been texting, but I don't know if he's being flirty 220 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:43,272 or friendly, so... Yeah, Eric refuses to ask him out 221 00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:46,275 until he knows if he's gay or not. Well, it could be totally embarrassing 222 00:11:46,276 --> 00:11:51,440 if I assume one thing and he actually means another. Mm-hmm. (Singsong voice) Come on, stalker. 223 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:52,982 ♫♫ 224 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:55,885 It's too bad Lily's gonna miss the party. 225 00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:57,316 And the wedding. 226 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,289 You could ask her to come back from canyon ranch early. 227 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,721 I mean, how many massages can one person get? 228 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,825 This is Cece and Lily we're talking about. Cece needs her. 229 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,426 So do you. 230 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,029 Just ask her to come home, be your date. 231 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,401 It'll be romantic. 232 00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,903 ♫♫ 233 00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:15,765 (Beep) 234 00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:17,767 Heading to the florist? Are you going 235 00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:20,309 with the calla lilies or the casablancas? 236 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:22,872 (Sighs) You know what, Chuck? 237 00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:24,443 Don't even bother. 238 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,316 I know what you did. Blair told you. 239 00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:30,249 Yeah, she did. She didn't want to, but she did. 240 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,782 I mean, this time you have crossed a line. 241 00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:34,784 In your rush to pass judgment, 242 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:38,257 did you ever consider you don't know the entire truth? 243 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,529 What exactly did Blair say? 244 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:44,794 That you traded her for the hotel. 245 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:45,795 No. 246 00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:48,337 No, you deserve to be alone. 247 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:51,200 I may be heartless, but you're naive. 248 00:12:51,201 --> 00:12:53,973 I made the deal, 249 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:57,306 sure, but Blair didn't know that when she went to Jack. 250 00:12:57,307 --> 00:13:00,880 I guess she left that part out. 251 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:05,254 I can feel your brain strain, Nathaniel. 252 00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:07,516 I don't expect you to understand. 253 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:10,820 What's that supposed to mean? You and Serena have it easy. 254 00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:13,924 Until now your biggest concern is whose hair is shinier. 255 00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:18,067 Did she tell you where she was this morning? 256 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,169 She went to breakfast at the Humphreys'. 257 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:21,901 What does it matter? 258 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:26,175 Well, did she tell you Carter Baizen's back in town? 259 00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,407 Because my friend at the St. Regis did, 260 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,310 and guess who he saw with Carter this morning. 261 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,343 No, you have no idea what you're even talking about. 262 00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:37,286 No, you have no idea what I'm talking about, 263 00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,048 and that's the problem. 264 00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:42,352 If you'll excuse me, I was heading out. 265 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:54,934 Hey. What are you doing hiding up here? 266 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,436 I just needed to be alone. 267 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,568 B., I know you and Chuck 268 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:02,211 are going through a hard time right now, 269 00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:05,374 but don't you at least think what he did was romantic? 270 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:08,347 Oh, my god. 271 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,979 This was your idea. 272 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:12,882 No. I-I may have encouraged him to make a gesture, 273 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:15,354 but throwing a whole wedding was his idea. 274 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,857 That's the thing with him, s. Everything is a game. 275 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,490 But that's what makes you guys so good together. 276 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:24,133 You... you love games. It's who you are. 277 00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,436 The last game we played, we both lost. 278 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,139 (Sighs) 279 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,141 You and Nate are lucky. 280 00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:35,104 You're so good to each other. 281 00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:37,446 No games, no lies, no secrets, 282 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:39,278 just pure honesty... 283 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,051 That's how it's supposed to be. 284 00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:43,453 I know that now. 285 00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:48,157 How do you do it? 286 00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:51,391 You just... you just do, I guess. 287 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,525 I hope it all works out. 288 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,171 Nate Archibald. 289 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,303 What are you doing here, Baizen? 290 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,305 Oh, I'm just dropping something off to Serena. 291 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,078 How about you stay away form my girlfriend? 292 00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:11,310 What do you want from her, anyway? 293 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,312 (Chuckles) She's the one who wants something, 294 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,215 and it looks like I'm the only one who can give it to her. 295 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,587 I guess she hasn't told you what that is, huh? 296 00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:21,620 What can I say? She trusts me more than you. 297 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,652 I gotta run, 298 00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:26,555 but, uh, if you need anything, I'll be at the St. Regis. 299 00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:29,029 Of course, Serena already knows that. 300 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,162 (Jenny) Was that who I think it was? 301 00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:35,934 Was Serena at breakfast with you guys this morning? 302 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,336 Yeah. 303 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,568 No. 304 00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:42,342 Why? Did she say she was? 305 00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:47,716 (Indistinct conversations) (Cyrus) Eleanor. 306 00:15:47,717 --> 00:15:51,520 Darling. Sweetheart, I found the perfect gift for Dorota and Vanya. 307 00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:54,283 It's gonna knock your socks off! 308 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,986 (Laughs) That's wonderful, dear. So much to do! 309 00:15:56,987 --> 00:15:58,727 Finally, Jenny. Hi. 310 00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:02,661 Did you get the silk netting? Enough to make Monique lhuillier weep. 311 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,134 Oh, good girl. 312 00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:07,537 Oh, Serena. Here. This is for you. 313 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,441 Where'd you get this? 314 00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:15,004 Uh, from Nate, who got it from Carter. 315 00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,445 Surprise, s. 316 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:19,578 A special delivery, courtesy of little j. 317 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,513 I guess good things don't always come in small packages. 318 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,160 (Playing "kalinka") 319 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:40,069 (Guests cheer) 320 00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:41,700 Now it is time to play 321 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,473 traditional eastern European wedding games. 322 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:47,736 Some of these games date all the way back to 14th century, 323 00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:51,410 but back then they used virgins. And today... not so much. 324 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:55,114 (Laughter) First game we play is balloon game. 325 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,515 Everybody must find partner. 326 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,787 You take balloon and put in between. 327 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:02,721 Now when music changes, you and partner get closer. 328 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,794 Ah. Now whoever does not pop balloon wins game. 329 00:17:05,795 --> 00:17:09,027 Oh! And winner... 330 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,029 Gets rare matryoshka doll. 331 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,401 Whoo! Oh, yeah. 332 00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:14,263 Okay, let's play. 333 00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:16,165 ♫♫ 334 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,406 Hey. 335 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:18,607 Traditions since the 14th century? 336 00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:21,610 What's next, raping and pillaging? 337 00:17:21,611 --> 00:17:25,574 I'm guessing you didn't see Elliot. I waited in the lobby for, like, three hours. 338 00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,746 I beat my high score in "brickbreaker." 339 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,748 Maybe I should just give up. 340 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,751 No. No, no, no. Quitting is for losers, 341 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,753 except Oprah can get away with it... 342 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,327 (Laughs) And, uh, maybe Nate and Serena. 343 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,758 (Eric) Jenny. 344 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,361 What? Serena's my sister and Nate's my friend. 345 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,763 I just want to make sure they're okay. 346 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,636 That's all. Really. 347 00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:50,499 ♫♫ 348 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,772 (Russian accent) Chuck bass. I hear a lot about you. 349 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,405 You're infamous in Brighton beach. 350 00:17:56,406 --> 00:18:00,150 I'm guessing so are you. But if you'll excuse me... 351 00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:05,414 We've done something like this before, remember? 352 00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:07,186 No talking. 353 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,159 Just dance. 354 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,123 ♫♫ 355 00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:21,570 I should have told you about Carter. 356 00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:24,173 I bumped into him on the street the other day, 357 00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:28,177 and I told him we could have coffee, and that's it. Well, that's not how Carter made it seem. 358 00:18:28,178 --> 00:18:31,180 You know how he is. He convinced his fourth grade class at Dalton 359 00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:34,343 that barneys was named after the dinosaur. He's a liar. 360 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:37,286 Nate, if he made it seem like anything other than coffee, 361 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:40,349 then he was just trying to upset you. 362 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,821 And obviously, he succeeded. Come on, Nate. 363 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:46,196 This is me you're talking to. You have to trust me. 364 00:18:47,557 --> 00:18:50,299 You don't trust me? 365 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,761 Why should I trust you? Okay, the only reason we're having 366 00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:56,535 this conversation right now is because you got caught. I was going to tell you. 367 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,308 When, after the fact? 368 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:02,571 Why didn't you just tell me when it happened? Because... 369 00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:04,413 (Balloon pops) 370 00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:06,176 (Sighs) 371 00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:11,720 (Clears throat) 372 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,323 (Eleanor) Daniel. 373 00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,855 Where's your partner? Uh, she... she's in Vermont. 374 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,229 I was thinking about sitting this one out. Well, if you're not going to dance, 375 00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:22,291 at least make yourself useful. 376 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:26,635 These Russians drink more than Larry hagman on his first liver. 377 00:19:26,636 --> 00:19:28,437 Bartender needs more ice. 378 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,300 Yeah, you... you do know that I'm not working this party, right? 379 00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:34,243 Mm-hmm. All right, I'll do it. 380 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:36,305 Thank you. (Ice rattles) 381 00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:39,408 Hey! Hey. 382 00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:41,350 (Laughs) 383 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:45,514 Cyrus, what the hell has gotten into you? Dorota's gift is finalized. 384 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:47,185 The papers are signed. 385 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,387 Papers? 386 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,419 What papers? Did you get her a puppy? 387 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,291 Even better. (Jingles) 388 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,622 An apartment. 389 00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:55,864 (Chuckles) An apartment. Have you gone crazy? 390 00:19:55,865 --> 00:20:00,969 I was thinking more of a Vera wang cake knife. A cake knife is not enough. 391 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:03,372 (Balloon pops) Okay. 392 00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:05,574 The apartment is great. It's in queens, 393 00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:07,736 an easy commute on the subway. 394 00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:10,208 Why does Dorota need an apartment in queens 395 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,211 when she lives in a penthouse on the Upper East Side? 396 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,944 She's getting married. They have a baby on the way. 397 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:18,587 I figured... you figured wrong. 398 00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:22,351 Getting Dorota an apartment is highly inappropriate. 399 00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:24,753 She's just a maid, for goodness sake. 400 00:20:24,754 --> 00:20:26,955 But Dorota's family. 401 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:30,459 She practically raised Blair. 402 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,802 (Balloon pops) 403 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:43,912 (Clears throat) So your balloon burst, too? 404 00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:46,915 Let me guess... You overheard me and Serena. 405 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,278 Yeah. Kinda couldn't help it. 406 00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:52,250 Look, I love Serena, but I also know how she is. 407 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,253 I get it. It's... it's hard to know the truth with her. 408 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,256 Maybe I overreacted, right? I get to talk to all my exes. 409 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,891 Maybe it's okay she had coffee with the guy. Yeah. 410 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,734 Do you know what was in the envelope 411 00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,837 that Carter gave her? I don't know. I didn't open it. 412 00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:11,340 Well, we could peek inside her v.B.H... 413 00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:14,373 Jenny, you can't go through Serena's purse. 414 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:18,276 Why would Serena need a key to the St. Regis? 415 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:22,712 (Slow-tempo "kalinka" playing) 416 00:21:26,516 --> 00:21:28,787 (Guests clapping rhythmically) 417 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,691 Miss Blair, you go down! 418 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,563 Too easy. (Chuckles) 419 00:21:34,564 --> 00:21:36,395 Looks like we might win. 420 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,398 Well, you can have the doll. I'm sure you'll know what to do 421 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,500 with five women with removable heads. 422 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:44,403 Whatever the prize... 423 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,675 You have to admit... 424 00:21:46,676 --> 00:21:49,339 Together, we can't lose. 425 00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:54,883 No matter how many weddings you plan, 426 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:56,945 nothing can fix what happened. 427 00:21:56,946 --> 00:21:59,317 What I did was wrong. 428 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,390 I'm sorry. 429 00:22:01,391 --> 00:22:05,754 But no one forced you to go up there. I forced myself for you. 430 00:22:05,755 --> 00:22:08,757 You didn't even know... I know. I just... 431 00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:11,461 (Song tempo increases) 432 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,564 (Pop) This game is over. 433 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:16,935 (Dorota) Whoo! 434 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,738 (Vanya) We won! We won! 435 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,741 (Applause) 436 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,451 Hey. You okay? 437 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,483 No, I'm not. 438 00:22:34,484 --> 00:22:36,124 Why do you even care? 439 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:39,428 You've always thought the worst of Chuck and me. 440 00:22:39,429 --> 00:22:43,031 You think we're horrible, depraved, soulless. 441 00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:46,034 And I may have used all of those words at one point or another, 442 00:22:46,035 --> 00:22:49,037 but i-I'm sorry. I'm not following. What's going on? 443 00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:50,869 Did Chuck... Did Chuck do something? 444 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,502 No, it's not just what he did. 445 00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:55,143 It's what I did. 446 00:22:55,144 --> 00:22:59,948 This whole time I was blaming him, but it was me, too. 447 00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:03,952 (Sighs) I've become the person you always thought I was. Look, Blair, you're not... 448 00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:05,914 I don't think you're that bad of a person... 449 00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:07,756 Maybe not my type, but you're not terrible. 450 00:23:07,757 --> 00:23:11,490 And... and whatever it is that happened between you and Chuck, 451 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,892 I'm sure you can fix it, because if there was 452 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:18,026 a pair meant for one another, you know, it's... it's you two. You're absolutely right. 453 00:23:18,027 --> 00:23:21,129 Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. 454 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:24,102 I mean, who else could love me after what I've become? 455 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,906 Thank you for helping me see it, Humphrey. 456 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,180 Your ice is melting. 457 00:23:35,044 --> 00:23:38,046 Hi. This is Rufus Humphrey. I've left a few messages 458 00:23:38,047 --> 00:23:40,048 for my wife Lily and haven't heard back, 459 00:23:40,049 --> 00:23:42,521 and she didn't call me at our usual time. 460 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,954 No, I know you have rules about no phone. 461 00:23:45,955 --> 00:23:48,157 Uh, Lily Humphrey? 462 00:23:50,059 --> 00:23:52,200 Maybe it's under Lily Van Der Woodsen? 463 00:23:52,201 --> 00:23:53,502 Bass? 464 00:23:53,503 --> 00:23:55,433 Rhodes? 465 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,836 Looks like Lily's caught in a lie. 466 00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,469 Okay. I-I must have gotten the dates wrong. Thanks. 467 00:24:00,470 --> 00:24:05,545 Guess it's the truth that's getting massaged. 468 00:24:44,153 --> 00:24:46,885 Everything you said last night was true. 469 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:50,520 We do belong together. 470 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:56,595 We're both sick and twisted. 471 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,767 If you think about it, 472 00:24:58,768 --> 00:25:03,031 we're incredibly fortunate to have even found each other. 473 00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:06,174 Blair, I don't want this to be you settling, 474 00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:08,106 some sort of consolation. 475 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,779 We've both hit rock bottom, Chuck, 476 00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:12,912 but we've hit it together. 477 00:25:14,584 --> 00:25:16,715 At least we won't be lonely in hell. 478 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:21,250 That's not what we're... I should see if anyone needs me. 479 00:25:23,793 --> 00:25:27,556 I thought you'd be happy. 480 00:25:27,557 --> 00:25:30,158 (Dan) Any luck with that Elliot guy? 481 00:25:30,159 --> 00:25:32,160 Uh, no. He never showed. 482 00:25:32,161 --> 00:25:36,034 Mm. Ah, well, maybe Vanya will have a cute gay cousin. 483 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,707 Look, should we be worried that your dad isn't coming? 484 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:42,040 Uh, well, I think he was hoping that Lily would show up, 485 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,912 but it'll be fine. 486 00:25:43,913 --> 00:25:45,574 Thanks. 487 00:25:45,575 --> 00:25:46,946 Thanks. 488 00:25:49,879 --> 00:25:51,620 (Cece) Hello. 489 00:25:51,621 --> 00:25:54,182 You've reached the voice mail for Celia rhodes. 490 00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:55,784 Leave a message. 491 00:25:55,785 --> 00:25:57,626 Uh, Cece, hi. It's Rufus. 492 00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:59,628 I don't know where you and Lily are, 493 00:25:59,629 --> 00:26:01,790 but I know it's not canyon ranch. 494 00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:03,562 We need to talk. 495 00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:06,595 (Cyrus) In Russian tradition, 496 00:26:06,596 --> 00:26:09,167 before a groom can marry his bride, 497 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,570 the wedding party gathers and demands 498 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,204 that he answer a series of questions about his beloved. 499 00:26:16,205 --> 00:26:19,147 If he's unable to answer these questions 500 00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:21,980 to the satisfaction of the crowd, 501 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,582 the wedding cannot proceed. 502 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,815 (Guests murmur) 503 00:26:26,816 --> 00:26:30,589 Vanya, are you ready? 504 00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:33,623 Yeah. 505 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:40,298 That was an awkward car ride. 506 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,632 Nate, you barely said two words to me. 507 00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:45,804 Look, I know you're still mad, 508 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:49,207 but I want to tell you the truth. Then you can start by telling me 509 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,110 what you were doing in Carter's hotel room. 510 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,013 I found the key, Serena. 511 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:57,916 You went through my bag? 512 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,618 Carter is helping me find my dad. 513 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:05,093 Oh, was he in Carter's hotel room? Nate, I love you. I'm not interested in Carter. 514 00:27:05,094 --> 00:27:07,355 Then why do you still have secrets with him? 515 00:27:07,356 --> 00:27:10,729 I was nervous to tell you that I was still looking for my dad. 516 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:13,231 I-I felt... I felt stupid, 517 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:15,864 like... like I'd be disappointing you. 518 00:27:15,865 --> 00:27:17,706 Look, I told you the truth. 519 00:27:17,707 --> 00:27:21,169 I don't know what else you want me to do. 520 00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:23,842 I want you to stop seeing him. 521 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,214 I know you're upset, but that doesn't give you 522 00:27:26,215 --> 00:27:29,177 the right to tell me who I can and can't see. 523 00:27:29,178 --> 00:27:32,280 With Carter, yes, it does. 524 00:27:32,281 --> 00:27:35,154 ♫♫ 525 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:41,259 This is the final question... 526 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:44,132 What do you love most about Dorota? 527 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,866 (Vanya) Oh, this is tough question. 528 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,999 There's so many things I love about her. 529 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,242 But I think what I love most is the way I feel with her. 530 00:27:54,243 --> 00:27:58,376 With Dorota, I am best possible version of myself. 531 00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:00,378 I have peace in my heart, 532 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:04,352 knowing I will be good husband, good father. 533 00:28:04,353 --> 00:28:07,415 I will die proud Russian man, 534 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:09,888 very much in love. (Guests) Aw! 535 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:13,792 (Cyrus) Now you may officially greet your bride. 536 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:17,065 (Guests cheer) 537 00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,326 ♫♫ 538 00:28:18,327 --> 00:28:22,901 And now... It's time to get married! 539 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:26,234 (Cheering) 540 00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:30,038 So... will the happy couple 541 00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:34,242 who will be escorting Dorota and Vanya into the chapel 542 00:28:34,243 --> 00:28:36,114 please step forward? 543 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:39,288 ♫♫ 544 00:28:41,991 --> 00:28:45,193 (Guests murmuring) 545 00:28:45,194 --> 00:28:48,126 Miss Blair, are you... 546 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,128 (Crying) I can't do this. 547 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,000 Miss Blair. 548 00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:55,464 I can't keep pretending, and I can't lie to you, Dorota. 549 00:28:57,166 --> 00:29:00,969 Chuck and I aren't happy... At all, 550 00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:04,743 and if we walk you in, your marriage will be jinxed. 551 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,417 I'm... I'm sorry. 552 00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:10,849 I can't. 553 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:11,480 (Sighs) 554 00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:13,321 Poor Chuck. 555 00:29:13,322 --> 00:29:17,286 Looks like he's got a runaway bridesmaid on his hands. 556 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,265 I should have realized 557 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:30,038 that something was still wrong with you and Mr. Chuck. 558 00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:32,300 But you always tell me everything. 559 00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:34,442 (Voice breaking) I couldn't admit it to anyone. 560 00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:37,306 I could barely admit it to myself. 561 00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:42,250 And I didn't want to let you down. 562 00:29:42,251 --> 00:29:44,482 I'm sorry I ruined your wedding, Dorota. 563 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,084 Does Vanya hate me? 564 00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,816 (Sighs) 565 00:29:47,817 --> 00:29:50,188 No. Miss Blair, 566 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:54,062 I came to America 567 00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:56,394 to start new life, 568 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,897 to make new traditions. 569 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,329 And lucky for me, 570 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:05,333 I find great people to do this with. 571 00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:07,505 I find my family. 572 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:11,579 (Crying) 573 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:15,483 When I saw how happy you and Vanya are, 574 00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:18,216 I realized how unhappy I am. 575 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:23,021 I wish you to be like me one day, 576 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,493 to find right love, 577 00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:27,857 good love. 578 00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:32,300 I don't need you to be happy couple, miss Blair. 579 00:30:32,301 --> 00:30:35,534 I just need you to be happy. 580 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,946 (Coughs) Ahem. 581 00:30:48,517 --> 00:30:50,248 Come on, ladies. 582 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,521 You have an aisle to walk down. 583 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,257 (Laughs and sniffles) 584 00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:04,062 I just got your text. What are you doing here? 585 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,435 I-I told you to stay away. I just got another call from my p.I. About your dad. 586 00:31:07,436 --> 00:31:09,367 What'd he say? 587 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:12,370 He has his exact location, just a 3-hour plane ride away. 588 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:16,174 You ready for this? I don't know how long he'll stay there. 589 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:19,607 It's now or never. 590 00:31:19,608 --> 00:31:21,209 What are you doing? 591 00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:23,552 Everything's booked. This is your chance. 592 00:31:27,256 --> 00:31:29,958 This time won't be like the last. 593 00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:32,090 I'm gonna make him see me. 594 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,521 Thattagirl. 595 00:31:33,522 --> 00:31:36,424 Wait. I-I should tell someone I'm leaving. 596 00:31:36,425 --> 00:31:39,027 No, there's no time. Call from the car. 597 00:31:39,028 --> 00:31:42,371 (Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson's "the sound" playing) 598 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:53,181 ♫ sometimes it fills you up ♫ 599 00:31:53,182 --> 00:31:56,014 (Whispers) Hey. 600 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,345 ♫ Most times it lets you down ♫ 601 00:31:57,346 --> 00:32:00,088 Did I miss anything? No. 602 00:32:00,089 --> 00:32:01,919 ♫ Right when we woke up ♫ 603 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,194 Hi, Eric. 604 00:32:06,195 --> 00:32:08,957 We're tight now. We talked about "the vampire diaries" 605 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:12,660 in the elevator on Friday. I was hoping you'd be here. Here I am. 606 00:32:12,661 --> 00:32:14,262 Uh, this... 607 00:32:14,263 --> 00:32:16,204 This is Jenny, my stepsister. 608 00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:17,935 Hi. 609 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,208 And I'm Chelsey, his girlfriend? 610 00:32:20,209 --> 00:32:22,271 (Mouths word) 611 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,278 (Whispers) Sorry. 612 00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:32,720 ♫ Well, you can blame yourself ♫ 613 00:32:32,721 --> 00:32:35,283 ♫ or name everyone else ♫ 614 00:32:35,284 --> 00:32:38,956 ♫ why try to hang on to anyone else? ♫ 615 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:44,092 ♫ It's a hard enough time just trying to hang yourself ♫ 616 00:32:44,093 --> 00:32:48,367 ♫ I said why would I try to hang on to anyone else? ♫ 617 00:32:50,039 --> 00:32:54,702 ♫ It's a hard enough time just trying to hang my... ♫ 618 00:32:54,703 --> 00:32:58,507 ♫ self ♫ 619 00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:02,511 (Priest speaking indistinctly) 620 00:33:05,054 --> 00:33:08,016 (Lowered voice) You were right. 621 00:33:08,017 --> 00:33:10,459 Dorota is family. 622 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,762 I guess I was just too scared to admit it, 623 00:33:14,763 --> 00:33:17,325 because I didn't want to think that anyone else 624 00:33:17,326 --> 00:33:21,029 could have raised my daughter better than I could have. 625 00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:23,401 But you're a great mother. 626 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:25,233 I could have been better. 627 00:33:25,234 --> 00:33:28,406 But there was some stuff that happened before you came along. 628 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:31,409 ♫ Do you remember the sound? ♫ 629 00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:35,414 (All cheering) 630 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,729 Wait. 631 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:54,232 Did you really mean what you said? 632 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,304 Yes. When your uncle threw me out... 633 00:33:56,305 --> 00:33:59,607 Wait. He threw you out? 634 00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:02,470 (Laughs) You didn't actually... Why are you laughing? 635 00:34:02,471 --> 00:34:05,213 'Cause nothing happened. This was all for nothing. 636 00:34:05,214 --> 00:34:08,347 It's not nothing. I-I didn't do it, but I would have. 637 00:34:09,518 --> 00:34:12,680 I want what Dorota and Vanya have... 638 00:34:12,681 --> 00:34:14,482 Real love, 639 00:34:14,483 --> 00:34:16,254 pure and simple love. 640 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,726 You'd be bored within five minutes. 641 00:34:18,727 --> 00:34:21,429 Better bored than ashamed of myself. 642 00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:26,234 I would do anything for you, Chuck. 643 00:34:26,235 --> 00:34:28,166 But what if that's wrong? 644 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:31,299 I never thought it was possible to love someone too much, 645 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,402 but maybe it is. 646 00:34:35,604 --> 00:34:38,376 I don't like who I've become with you. 647 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,178 Wait. Blair... 648 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:43,181 Don't bail on me. 649 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:45,454 We have to see this through to the end. 650 00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:53,522 This is the end, Chuck. 651 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,231 Hey. Have you seen Serena? 652 00:35:03,232 --> 00:35:05,204 She missed the whole ceremony. 653 00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:09,377 What's the matter? 654 00:35:09,378 --> 00:35:11,179 Um... 655 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:14,342 I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this, 656 00:35:14,343 --> 00:35:16,584 but, uh, 657 00:35:16,585 --> 00:35:18,186 Serena left with Carter. 658 00:35:18,187 --> 00:35:21,149 (The dead weather's "rocking horse" playing) 659 00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:23,151 (Sighs) 660 00:35:23,152 --> 00:35:25,323 ♫♫ 661 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:26,894 Only a few short hours 662 00:35:26,895 --> 00:35:28,896 until you'll be reunited with your dad. 663 00:35:28,897 --> 00:35:31,259 What's the first thing you're gonna say 664 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:33,130 to Dr. Daddy Van Der Woodsen? 665 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:36,364 Carter, how long have you known my dad's in palm beach? 666 00:35:36,365 --> 00:35:39,307 I don't know. A day or two? 667 00:35:39,308 --> 00:35:41,569 ♫ I've done some bad things ♫ 668 00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:43,771 Fine. A week. A week? 669 00:35:43,772 --> 00:35:47,215 You've known this entire time, and you haven't told me? 670 00:35:47,216 --> 00:35:50,648 Nate was right. You were using this to get closer. 671 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,421 I was still seeing if there's something between us, 672 00:35:53,422 --> 00:35:55,783 and there obviously is. 673 00:35:55,784 --> 00:35:59,427 What's the big deal? I have a boyfriend who I love very much. 674 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:00,788 (Laughs) Archibald? 675 00:36:00,789 --> 00:36:03,931 You're really gonna settle for that? 676 00:36:03,932 --> 00:36:07,865 Can you stop the car, please? 677 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:12,800 ♫ I had a good friend ♫ 678 00:36:12,801 --> 00:36:14,672 Get out. What? 679 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,545 Don't be like this. You're just nervous about seeing your dad. 680 00:36:17,546 --> 00:36:19,947 I don't need your help anymore or ever again. 681 00:36:19,948 --> 00:36:22,950 I should have done this on my own from the start. 682 00:36:22,951 --> 00:36:24,482 ♫ Yes, but this old... ♫ 683 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:27,215 Fine. If that's what you want. 684 00:36:27,216 --> 00:36:31,819 ♫ ...Just nods his head, and he's gonna rock ♫ 685 00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:34,792 Keep going, please. I have a plane to catch. 686 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:37,965 ♫ The way that he always did ♫ 687 00:36:37,966 --> 00:36:39,397 Good-bye, Baizen. 688 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,798 Hello, palm beach. 689 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,800 With Carter out of the picture, 690 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:46,635 it looks like Serena's making room for daddy. 691 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,341 (Guests chanting in Polish) 692 00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:57,345 One, two, three! 693 00:36:57,346 --> 00:36:58,946 (Cheering) 694 00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:01,450 (Leighton meester) ♫ I want it ♫ 695 00:37:04,393 --> 00:37:06,554 Mazel tov! Thank you. 696 00:37:06,555 --> 00:37:09,257 This is for you and this one's for you, 697 00:37:09,258 --> 00:37:11,759 from Cyrus... and me. 698 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,933 It's the keys to an apartment in queens... 699 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:20,237 And it's your apartment in queens! 700 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,370 (Laughing) 701 00:37:22,371 --> 00:37:24,742 (Vanya) An apartment! 702 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:27,345 Oh! Thank you! (Laughs) 703 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,346 Oh! 704 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,677 Ohh. 705 00:37:29,678 --> 00:37:32,019 Thank you, Dorota, 706 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:33,381 for... 707 00:37:33,382 --> 00:37:35,623 Everything. 708 00:37:35,624 --> 00:37:40,328 Miss Eleanor, you've been so kind to me all these years. Oh. 709 00:37:40,329 --> 00:37:42,460 I always think of you like a mother. 710 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,633 Maybe big sister. 711 00:37:45,634 --> 00:37:47,995 Congratulations. Thank you so much. 712 00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:50,798 Oh, have good health. (Laughs) 713 00:37:50,799 --> 00:37:52,971 (Speaks indistinctly) An apartment! 714 00:37:56,945 --> 00:37:58,946 Cece. No, thanks for calling me back. 715 00:37:58,947 --> 00:38:00,948 I was afraid you might not. 716 00:38:00,949 --> 00:38:03,381 Of course. I got your message. 717 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,282 What's been bothering you? 718 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,285 I love my wife, but I've had it with all her lies. 719 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,689 Tell me what's going on or I'm... I'm walking out this door 720 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,691 and I'm never looking back. 721 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:16,063 Oh, Rufus, you're right that Lily's not with me, 722 00:38:16,064 --> 00:38:19,066 but more than that, it's not my place to say. 723 00:38:19,067 --> 00:38:22,430 I'm afraid you'll need to get the rest from Lily. I'm sorry. 724 00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:23,601 (Line disconnects) 725 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:25,903 ♫ can't sleep ♫ 726 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,835 Maybe we should get some champagne. 727 00:38:27,836 --> 00:38:30,908 Bartender, a bottle and two glasses. 728 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,079 Now... 729 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,781 ♫ I need it, that feeling ♫ 730 00:38:33,782 --> 00:38:36,043 ♫ rushing through my veins again ♫ 731 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:39,817 ♫ whenever you're leavin', I feel withdrawal kicking in ♫ 732 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,319 Just to clarify, I do think you deserve 733 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,953 to be with someone who makes you happy. Well, coming as it does from someone 734 00:38:45,954 --> 00:38:49,427 who dates Vanessa Abrams, it means very little to me. (Laughs) 735 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:53,461 But still, thank you, Humphrey. Care for a dance? 736 00:38:53,462 --> 00:38:54,962 I guess. 737 00:38:54,963 --> 00:38:59,537 Follow me. 738 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,409 Hey. Come on, Chuck. 739 00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,810 What are you doing? 740 00:39:02,811 --> 00:39:04,011 Don't look so surprised. 741 00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:08,446 I'm single now. This is who I am. 742 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:11,819 ♫ And I can't sleep ♫ 743 00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:14,422 ♫ can't get enough, your love's a drug ♫ 744 00:39:14,423 --> 00:39:16,854 Hey. Wanna dance? 745 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,027 Um, shouldn't you be doing that with your girlfriend? 746 00:39:20,028 --> 00:39:22,660 Chelsey took off. 747 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:26,093 We kind of got into a fight. (Sighs) 748 00:39:26,094 --> 00:39:28,065 Sorry. 749 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,667 I'm not. 750 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:32,600 No, she was mad because I kept talking about this guy 751 00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:34,872 that I met in the lobby of my building. 752 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,905 And then I dragged her out to a wedding in queens. 753 00:39:37,906 --> 00:39:41,378 (Chuckles) I guess I'm a little obsessed. 754 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,781 I don't get it. 755 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,413 You like girls. 756 00:39:45,414 --> 00:39:48,385 But I also like boys. 757 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,387 And I like you. 758 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,989 (Laughs) 759 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:55,392 ♫ can't get enough, your love's a drug ♫ 760 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,425 Let's go. 761 00:39:57,426 --> 00:40:00,397 (Cell phone ringing) 762 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,830 ♫ can't get enough, your love's a drug ♫ 763 00:40:02,831 --> 00:40:04,031 ♫ your love's a drug ♫ 764 00:40:04,032 --> 00:40:06,674 (Clears throat) Hey, Serena. It's Jenny, 765 00:40:06,675 --> 00:40:10,479 answering, uh, Nate's phone. Jenny, I'm so glad you picked up. Do you know where Nate is? 766 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:15,813 Um, no. I don't see him right now. Okay, um, if you find him, 767 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:19,116 can you just please tell him to call me back as soon as he can? 768 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,848 Also, just tell him 769 00:40:20,849 --> 00:40:23,951 that I love him and I don't want to any more secrets. 770 00:40:23,952 --> 00:40:27,424 Yeah, sure. If I, uh, if I see him, I'll give him the message. 771 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,957 Thank you, Jenny. I appreciate it. 772 00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:30,998 (Chuckles) 773 00:40:30,999 --> 00:40:32,600 While most people think 774 00:40:32,601 --> 00:40:34,602 it's our brain that controls our actions, 775 00:40:34,603 --> 00:40:37,164 it is often our heart that gets the biggest workout. 776 00:40:37,165 --> 00:40:39,567 Hey, you wanna dance? 777 00:40:39,568 --> 00:40:40,838 Um, yeah. 778 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:45,112 (The big pink's "velvet" playing) 779 00:40:45,113 --> 00:40:49,747 It can make us do the craziest of things, 780 00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:54,622 but it can also let us take a chance on new adventures. 781 00:40:54,623 --> 00:40:57,556 (Guests cheering) 782 00:40:58,727 --> 00:41:00,858 Because when we open our hearts, 783 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:04,161 we can explore a world of love... 784 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,564 (Speaks inaudibly) 785 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:10,067 And be pleasantly surprised by the people already in our life. 786 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:15,142 ♫ Seen it in my head, burning my heart ♫ 787 00:41:15,143 --> 00:41:20,808 ♫ seen it in my past, back in my home ♫ 788 00:41:20,809 --> 00:41:23,150 ♫ doesn't make sense ♫ 789 00:41:23,151 --> 00:41:26,614 ♫ see her again ♫ 790 00:41:26,615 --> 00:41:28,786 ♫ I don't know ♫ 791 00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:32,219 But unfortunately, our hearts are very sensitive, 792 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:34,061 and when they're broken, 793 00:41:34,062 --> 00:41:36,624 everything around us is shattered. 794 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,766 Hello? 795 00:41:38,767 --> 00:41:40,268 Dad? 796 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,231 Serena. Mom. 797 00:41:44,232 --> 00:41:46,233 Um... 798 00:41:46,234 --> 00:41:48,736 Total eclipse of the heart. 799 00:41:48,737 --> 00:41:51,580 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.