1 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:07,037 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. I can't have you spending time 2 00:00:07,038 --> 00:00:10,240 with someone mixed up with drugs. Everyone'll be happy to know that Damien and I broke up. 3 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:13,213 You touch this dress, you will never set foot 4 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:16,086 in here again. (Agnes) You should do your own clothing line. 5 00:00:16,087 --> 00:00:20,120 I can model them. You can totally do this. I had no idea you'd be such a little thief. 6 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:23,693 Agnes, give me my dresses! What are you doing?! Keeping these feelings aside is... is killing me, 7 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:27,057 'cause all I wanna do is tell everybody how happy I am. I think you should tell people. 8 00:00:27,058 --> 00:00:33,103 I want to be as much a part of your life as you'll let me. I need someone to take over operations of my hotel. 9 00:00:33,104 --> 00:00:36,536 There are other people who'd do a better job. Those other people aren't my mother. 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,669 Do we have ourselves a hotel? We do. 11 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:42,172 And who am I? 12 00:00:42,173 --> 00:00:45,715 That's a secret I'll never tell. 13 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:47,717 You know you love me. 14 00:00:47,718 --> 00:00:50,821 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 15 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,086 They say the clothes make the man, 16 00:00:56,087 --> 00:01:01,060 but who makes the clothes? (Vampire weekend) ♫ every dollar counts ♫ 17 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,693 On the Upper East Side, it's Eleanor Waldorf, 18 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:07,237 and we hear her new line is to die for. 19 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:09,299 ♫ You know ♫ 20 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,740 So, uh, where are we going? 21 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:13,203 I thought everyone was coming over for brunch. 22 00:01:13,204 --> 00:01:16,376 It's the first since you moved back to Lily's. Jen, as hard as it is for me to admit, 23 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,179 there are some things more important in life than waffles. 24 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,481 And I'm not gonna let you spend another day 25 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,113 sulking in that apartment. Okay, well, you grounded me. 26 00:01:23,114 --> 00:01:25,485 And I won't be able to unground you 27 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,788 until I know you're okay. That's why we're going to Eleanor's. Wait. What? 28 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,790 I was talking to Serena, and she said 29 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,493 that Eleanor is having something called a pop-up fashion show 30 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,166 for her new junior line. 31 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:39,369 So I called Eleanor and asked her if you could help out. Dad, the last time I worked for Eleanor, 32 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:42,372 it didn't exactly end well. Remember? But I also remember 33 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:45,435 that my daughter used to love working in fashion. 34 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:48,438 Listen, just give it a shot. Your room's not going anywhere. 35 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:50,440 ♫ We could try ♫ 36 00:01:50,441 --> 00:01:54,314 (Indistinct conversations) 37 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,316 (Elevator bell dings) 38 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:59,220 ♫♫ 39 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,258 This isn't so bad, is it? 40 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,631 Thanks, dad. 41 00:02:12,203 --> 00:02:15,736 I'll see you at home tonight, after the show. 42 00:02:18,669 --> 00:02:21,771 There's something about waking up 43 00:02:21,772 --> 00:02:23,813 on the day of a fashion show. 44 00:02:23,814 --> 00:02:27,217 The smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city... 45 00:02:27,218 --> 00:02:30,750 Nothing quickens your blood quite like couture. Ride with me uptown? 46 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,653 My mother would love to see you for breakfast. 47 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,685 I have a breakfast with my mother. 48 00:02:35,686 --> 00:02:38,688 I'm so proud of you for opening up to Elizabeth. 49 00:02:38,689 --> 00:02:40,560 She earned my trust, and I, hers. 50 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,492 And she seems to be 51 00:02:42,493 --> 00:02:45,665 faring well at the helm of the mighty empire? (Elevator bell dings) 52 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,569 Oh, she's a natural. (Sighs) Have a perfect day. 53 00:02:51,202 --> 00:02:55,905 Oh. Nothing says luxury quite like your own private army. 54 00:02:55,906 --> 00:02:58,848 Victor, is everything all right? 55 00:02:58,849 --> 00:03:01,251 (Elevator bell dings) 56 00:03:01,252 --> 00:03:04,914 Mr. Bass, you need to vacate the premises... immediately. 57 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:07,587 I think you've misunderstood. 58 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,760 I may have put my mother in charge for the time being, 59 00:03:10,761 --> 00:03:12,762 but I'm not leaving the hotel. 60 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:16,196 Actually, sir, these orders come from her. 61 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,901 (Eleanor) My, look who's risen from the dead. 62 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:25,605 I just wanted to say thank you so much for this opportunity. 63 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,607 And I've really learned a lot 64 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,509 since the last time we worked together, 65 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,682 and I won't let you down. Well, despite our troubled past, 66 00:03:32,683 --> 00:03:34,684 as I told your father, 67 00:03:34,685 --> 00:03:37,216 I am a firm believer in second chances, 68 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,519 so I even rehired your friend. 69 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,221 Jenny. 70 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,294 Agnes. 71 00:03:44,295 --> 00:03:46,626 Uh, hi. How are you? 72 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,629 Uh, 90 days sober in a.A. 73 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:52,332 Good for you. Now come on, Jenny. 74 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:56,235 What are you waiting for? Get Agnes fitted, hmm? 75 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,468 I like to see my elves busy. 76 00:03:58,469 --> 00:04:00,311 Clock's tickin'. 77 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,945 (Elevator bell dings, doors close) 78 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,777 (Inhales deeply) You ready? 79 00:04:07,778 --> 00:04:09,779 'Cause this is it. 80 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,651 Mm. I'm ready. 81 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,923 It's time. 82 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:18,388 We're just gonna go in and tell them we're dating. 83 00:04:18,389 --> 00:04:19,929 Exactly. It's... it's no big. 84 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:22,562 (Rufus) Hey! It's the lovebirds. 85 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,865 (Laughs) Hey, you two. 86 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,698 (Nate) Oh, hey. Hey. 87 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:31,741 He told you, didn't he? She can read my mind. I mean... 88 00:04:31,742 --> 00:04:36,876 Oh, come on. You couldn't wait to tell. Well, speaking for everyone else, I think it's great. 89 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:40,580 And now that the happy couple has arrived, let's go eat. 90 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,512 Come on. 91 00:04:42,513 --> 00:04:45,685 (Serena speaks indistinctly) 92 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,287 I have some very exciting news. 93 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,861 Mr. Conwell is flying in from salt lake city 94 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:54,624 to see the show tonight. 95 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,065 Mr. Conwell? 96 00:04:56,066 --> 00:04:59,929 He is the c.E.O. Of conwell's department stores. 97 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:04,774 Blair, it's the biggest retailer in the entire country, 98 00:05:04,775 --> 00:05:07,807 and my first choice to carry the new junior line. 99 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,540 What about barneys or saks... 100 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:11,981 Or bloomingdale's? 101 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:16,616 Hmm. No, my dear, high-end has fallen on hard times. 102 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,618 Mr. Conwell can put my line 103 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:22,692 in over 5,000 retail locations. 104 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:24,954 Where Bristol Palin shops? 105 00:05:24,955 --> 00:05:28,057 Feed the masses. Eat with the classes. 106 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:30,730 Although you do raise a very good point. 107 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,732 My usual crowd of uptown socialites 108 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,963 and boho fashionistas 109 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:38,738 might give Mr. Conwell the wrong message. 110 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,740 We need to surround him 111 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,843 with wholesome American girls... 112 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,676 The kind of girl that he wants to shop at conwell's. 113 00:05:46,677 --> 00:05:49,849 I just had the most inspired idea. Dessert at momofuku after the show? 114 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,882 No. You should invite all of your college girlfriends 115 00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:54,884 to see the show tonight. 116 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:58,087 Mother, it's very last minute. 117 00:05:58,088 --> 00:06:01,491 Miss Blair keep girls on busy schedule. 118 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:04,133 Must beat drum, she says. 119 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:08,768 Baby beat Dorota's stomach like Lars from metallica. 120 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:13,843 Aw! I need a gaggle of pink-cheeked college freshmen. 121 00:06:13,844 --> 00:06:17,407 Just bring 10 or 20, no more than 30. 122 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:20,850 Tell them how important it is to you, to me. 123 00:06:20,851 --> 00:06:23,614 I need Mr. Conwell to say yes. 124 00:06:26,817 --> 00:06:29,789 But, miss Blair, you have no friends. 125 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:33,593 Even N.Y.U. Minions very second-rate. 126 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,394 Actually... 127 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,868 There is one person at N.Y.U. Who could help. 128 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:42,532 (Elevator bell dings) 129 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:43,773 Chuck. 130 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:46,836 Did you send security to kick me out? 131 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:49,679 Just listen. I... No. 132 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,110 Let me. 133 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,412 Morning, nephew. 134 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,085 What is this leech doing stuck to my hotel? 135 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:57,547 Your hotel? 136 00:06:57,548 --> 00:06:59,088 This is Elizabeth's hotel. 137 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:01,821 You're just a guest who's no longer welcome here. 138 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:05,595 I'm sorry, Chuck. You need to leave. 139 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:06,856 What? 140 00:07:06,857 --> 00:07:09,829 Wait. What the hell is going on here? 141 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,802 Isn't it obvious? 142 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:15,965 You've been played, Chucky, from the very beginning. 143 00:07:15,966 --> 00:07:17,867 Now... 144 00:07:17,868 --> 00:07:19,809 It's check-out time, 145 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:22,141 and we need to get your room ready 146 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,975 for, well, me. 147 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:32,783 Stop. 148 00:07:37,087 --> 00:07:43,032 We hear Chuck's hotel is hanging on by a thread... 149 00:07:43,033 --> 00:07:46,967 And Jack's pulling all the strings. 150 00:07:54,244 --> 00:07:57,106 Vanessa, I'm seriously so happy for you guys. 151 00:07:57,107 --> 00:07:59,248 Thanks. It's been really great. 152 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:01,480 It's been so easy to be with Dan, you know, 153 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,983 knowing someone your whole life, like you and Nate. 154 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,985 Yeah, it definitely has its advantages. 155 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,658 (Laughs) When you've known someone so long, 156 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:10,660 you know, you're just more comfortable. 157 00:08:10,661 --> 00:08:13,623 Nate and I have no problem trying new things. 158 00:08:13,624 --> 00:08:15,925 Not like that. 159 00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:17,927 Just keeping the romance and mystery alive. 160 00:08:17,928 --> 00:08:20,269 You don't ever want to fall into a rut. 161 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:23,903 I'm sure you and Dan... Yeah, we always try new things. (Laughs) 162 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,806 So since you guys are out of hiding, 163 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:30,009 what are your plans tonight? You should come to Eleanor's fashion show. 164 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,881 Oh, no. Actually, uh, we're... 165 00:08:31,882 --> 00:08:33,843 We're just gonna be doing dinner at the loft. 166 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:37,016 Vanessa's cooking up some, uh... Private dinner, hmm? Sounds romantic. 167 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,288 No, no. It's not... it's not like that. It's not like that. 168 00:08:39,289 --> 00:08:42,051 We're just, you know, watching movies, cooking up some noodles. 169 00:08:42,052 --> 00:08:44,994 Uh, it's kind of become our Saturday tradition. 170 00:08:44,995 --> 00:08:48,157 (Rufus) Hmm. 171 00:08:48,158 --> 00:08:50,800 (Indistinct conversations) 172 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:54,163 Agnes, can you put your arms down, please? 173 00:08:54,164 --> 00:08:56,937 Both arms. 174 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:04,143 Look, Agnes, I'm sorry for how everything went down. 175 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,876 I shouldn't have gone behind your back 176 00:09:06,877 --> 00:09:09,719 and tried to cut you out of the fashion line. 177 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,982 I was gonna quit anyway. Those dresses were lame. Agnes, I'm trying to apologize. 178 00:09:12,983 --> 00:09:16,185 You trusted me, believed in me, and I betrayed you. 179 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:19,660 I was wrong. I'm sorry. 180 00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:24,794 I'm sorry for torching your dresses. 181 00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:27,597 Truth is, they were amazing. 182 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:29,699 Over it? 183 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,941 I missed you, bitch. (Laughs) 184 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:34,174 (Cell phone alert chimes) 185 00:09:39,049 --> 00:09:41,250 What is it? 186 00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:42,953 Nothing. 187 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,886 Ugh. Well... 188 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,989 Truth is I was dating this guy named Damien, 189 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,222 and he was a lot of things, one of them being a dealer. 190 00:09:53,223 --> 00:09:55,665 The sid to your Nancy. 191 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:57,697 That's awesome. What happened? 192 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,199 Well, when I didn't want to, uh... 193 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,931 Whatever with him, 194 00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:05,875 he bailed. Now he just keeps texting me for his stupid pills. 195 00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:08,377 Sweetie, you can't let him treat you like that. 196 00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:11,611 I know, but whatever. Spin. 197 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,045 (Beep) 198 00:10:16,046 --> 00:10:17,787 Hey, Damien? 199 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:21,020 It's Jenny's friend Agnes. (Whispers) What are you doing? 200 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,023 Yeah, she wanted me to call you to set up a swap. 201 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,156 We were thinking the Waldorf pop-up show? 202 00:10:27,157 --> 00:10:28,998 Love it. Kiss. 203 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:30,399 Agnes. 204 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,002 What? Chill out. This is your payback, okay? 205 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,905 He's gonna show up tonight. You're gonna wave the baggy 206 00:10:35,906 --> 00:10:38,868 in front of his face and then flush it down the toilet. 207 00:10:38,869 --> 00:10:42,011 No one gets hurt, and you get to show him who's boss. 208 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:44,745 Gotta take back your pride, babe. 209 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,018 All right. I'll admit that's actually kind of brilliant. 210 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:52,022 (Chuckles) We're total bitches. 211 00:10:53,884 --> 00:10:55,885 Hey. 212 00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:58,187 I want to do something special for Dan tonight. 213 00:10:58,188 --> 00:11:01,961 Vanessa, I'm sorry. I hope I didn't make you feel... 214 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,193 No, not at all. You were right. Noodles and movies? 215 00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:06,896 I mean, I just don't want it to feel like 216 00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:08,868 his one-millionth dinner 217 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:12,972 with the same girl he's known his whole life. Two words... role-play. 218 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,974 (Serena and Vanessa laugh) 219 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,276 You know, that's... That's not a terrible idea. 220 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,849 Why don't you do a date night 221 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:23,112 inspired by one of his favorite films? He would definitely not be expecting that. 222 00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:27,156 Hey, so, uh, I'll see you at the loft at 6:00? 6:30 maybe. 223 00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:29,189 (Cell phone alert chimes) Okay. 224 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:33,122 Oh, my god. 225 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,463 What's wrong? 226 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:38,067 We, uh, we have to find Chuck. 227 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:41,700 (Sewing machine whirs, indistinct conversations) 228 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,934 You hate it? 229 00:11:44,935 --> 00:11:48,938 I had forgotten how talented you are. 230 00:11:48,939 --> 00:11:50,940 I want to close with this. 231 00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:53,282 And after the show is over, 232 00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:56,285 you and I need to have a talk about finding you 233 00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:59,018 a more permanent position with Waldorf designs. 234 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,350 Yeah. Wow. Eleanor, thank you so much. 235 00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:03,954 (Claps hands) Yeah. 236 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,958 Treats were in your dresser, just like you said. 237 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:11,831 Grabbed this clutch to hide 'em. 238 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,363 (Singsongy) Ohh! The eagle has landed. 239 00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,937 (Normal voice) Thank you, Kali. (Inhales sharply) 240 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,441 I'm sorry, Agnes... (Clutch snaps shut) 241 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,845 I don't... I don't think I wanna go through with this. (Sighs) 242 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,848 It's just that it's the first time in weeks 243 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,850 that I've been able to not think about Damien 244 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,122 and the first time in even longer 245 00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:35,855 that I've actually been happy. I don't know. 246 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,287 I just really forgot how much I love this, 247 00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:40,860 and I don't want to do anything to mess it up, you know? 248 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:44,263 I'll just text Damien and, uh, tell him to forget it, okay? It's okay. I get it. 249 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:49,068 I was just trying to help out an old friend. 250 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,539 Chuck? 251 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,301 Are you okay? 252 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:54,143 Hey. What's going on? 253 00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:58,277 It would appear we've all been players in a Jack bass plot. 254 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,180 The reappearance of my mother, the lawsuit... 255 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,153 It's all been part of an elaborate ruse 256 00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:07,486 to get me to sign over my hotel to Elizabeth. 257 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,318 You have to admire his handiwork. 258 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:11,921 Have you spoken to your lawyers? There's gotta be a way. 259 00:13:11,922 --> 00:13:14,323 It turns out my lawyer was in on it. 260 00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:17,066 Regardless, a suit to regain control would take months, 261 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,929 in which time Jack would have bankrupted the hotel, 262 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,230 making it easy pickings 263 00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:24,103 for whatever vultures he has lined up. 264 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,575 My only hope is to talk to Elizabeth alone, 265 00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:30,980 convince her to sign the hotel back over to me. What makes you think she's gonna do that? 266 00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:33,312 This isn't her idea. Jack has something on her. 267 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,947 I just need to figure out what. I'll call you. 268 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,895 (Sighs) And all this time, 269 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:48,057 we thought Chuck got his dark side from his father. 270 00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:51,300 Maybe his mother's the one that's evil. If she is his mother. 271 00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:54,203 The story Elizabeth told me... How do we even know it's true? 272 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:58,107 Chuck did a d.N.A. Test. It was his guy at the N.Y.P.D. 273 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:01,040 Yeah, I know, but he probably sent it out to a lab. 274 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:05,274 I mean, I wouldn't put it past Jack bass to fake it. Well, whatever the truth is, Chuck isn't ready to hear it. 275 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,377 (Sighs) In the meantime, I have to get ready for a fashion show. 276 00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:12,221 It's in 2 hours, and I have 30 friends coming. 277 00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:13,853 What? What friends? 278 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:20,890 (Indistinct conversations) 279 00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:23,292 (Lowered voice) Excuse me. Miss Brandeis? 280 00:14:23,293 --> 00:14:24,563 Can I help you? 281 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,495 I'm Dorota. 282 00:14:26,496 --> 00:14:29,568 Uh, miss Blair would like to know, uh, 283 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,570 um... (Clicks tongue) 284 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,903 What is your hourly 285 00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:38,107 and if you have any friends, like, 30? 286 00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,209 30? 287 00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:45,014 Hey, Jenny, can you help me get these racks downstairs? 288 00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:46,486 Yes. 289 00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:51,261 Oh, don't worry. I can watch your stuff. Thanks. Okay. 290 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:03,132 Careful, j. The show's about to start, 291 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,034 and it looks like Eleanor's line 292 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:08,037 is going to bring a whole new meaning to high fashion. 293 00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:11,481 Like taking candy from a baby. 294 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,318 (Dance music playing) 295 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:23,592 (Woman) ♫ I want to play a little bit, so play with me ♫ 296 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:27,356 Helen, thank you so much for coming. (Camera shutters snapping) 297 00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,428 Storey, you look adorable. 298 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,302 B., I know what Chuck said, but shouldn't we... Do nothing. 299 00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:37,036 He says he wants to handle it on his own. We let him. 300 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,639 You don't think it's killing me? 301 00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:45,314 Oh, my god. Brandeis is here. Finally. 302 00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,216 Serena. Brandeis. 303 00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:49,278 How's congressman Wade? 304 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:53,082 He's polling very well these days. Okay, so there's your target... 305 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,025 The guy over there talking to my mom... ed conwell. 306 00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:59,388 And remember, you guys are my b.F.F.S from N.Y.U., so... We got it, Blair. 307 00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:02,592 We're closed for businessmen. 308 00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:10,599 What? My mother said she wanted me 309 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,202 to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls. 310 00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,144 So you hired escorts? 311 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:17,276 Shh. B., you couldn't 312 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,609 just tell your mom you don't have friends at N.Y.U.? Prostitutes are people, too, 313 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:23,653 and they have a lot of disposable income. 314 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,217 (Scoffs) 315 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:31,390 (Florence + the machine's "between two lungs" playing) 316 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,124 (Horns honk in distance) 317 00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:44,273 ♫ ooh ooh ooh ♫ 318 00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:47,376 ♫ ooh ooh ooh ♫ 319 00:16:47,377 --> 00:16:53,382 ♫ ooh ♫ 320 00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:56,645 ♫ between two lungs ♫ 321 00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:59,348 ♫ it was released ♫ 322 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:00,749 Who are you? 323 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,093 (Whispers) Good evening, Daniel. 324 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,426 Hungry? 325 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,398 ♫ The sigh that blew... ♫ 326 00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:12,101 (Chuckles) Hey, this is, um, 327 00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:15,104 this is just like... 328 00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:16,666 "Rear window." I know. 329 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,039 ♫ Ooh ooh ♫ 330 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:27,116 ♫ ooh ooh ooh ♫ 331 00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:30,048 ♫ ooh ooh ooh ♫ 332 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,680 Come on, people. 333 00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:35,225 Trish, the girls look great. Are they ready? Uh... 334 00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:40,159 Show's in five minutes. Agnes, where did you get that? 335 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,262 What? It's not like you're gonna do anything with it. 336 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,264 It's just a little party. 337 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,096 What about your 90 days? 338 00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:49,098 Look, I need the Waldorfs of the world 339 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,540 to think that I'm working a program so I can get hired. 340 00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,772 Okay, well, I'm not gonna let you 341 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:57,146 risk ruining the entire show. What are you gonna do? Waltz up to Eleanor and tell her 342 00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:59,578 that your drug dealer dumped your virgin ass 343 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:04,153 and now the rest of her models are high on his stash? I will tell Eleanor exactly what happened. 344 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:06,455 You know, this is my second chance. 345 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,857 And you might not want to change your life, 346 00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:11,290 but I certainly want to change mine. (Scoffs) 347 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,822 Oh, Eleanor, I need to tell you something. No. No, not now, Jenny. 348 00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:17,696 The show... It's... it's about to start. 349 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,828 Come on. Get the girls in line. But, Eleanor, I... 350 00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:22,271 My goodness, getting models to do anything, 351 00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:25,334 it's like herding cats. Yes? Yes, but I really... 352 00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:28,807 (Eleanor) Jenny, go. You know, I think it's time for little j. To say good night. 353 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,541 I thought you wanted to wait till the after party. 354 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:35,144 No. Let's put her to bed early. 355 00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:37,887 (Car engine idling) 356 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,195 I thought I was being taken to the empire. 357 00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:50,129 Elias and a few other employees are still loyal. 358 00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:54,663 I don't know how much my uncle has promised you, 359 00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:57,406 but I'll double it if you give me my hotel back. 360 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,609 Oh, Chuck, this was never about money. 361 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,511 Then what does Jack have on you? 362 00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:06,675 'Cause it must be something for you to do all this. I love him. 363 00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:09,878 I know it's very difficult for you to understand... 364 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:13,552 Jack isn't capable of love. He is using you. 365 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:17,286 He is stealing my hotel and then he will leave you. 366 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:19,288 I know he's not perfect, 367 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,159 but he understands me. 368 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,831 He doesn't judge me. 369 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:26,235 Underneath it all, he's a kind, loving person. 370 00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:28,237 What kind of loving person 371 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:31,471 would convince you to do this to me? 372 00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:37,746 When we started the game, I told myself... (Sniffles) 373 00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:39,778 That you were just a stranger. 374 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,752 But I didn't know how much I'd come to care for you. 375 00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:45,183 So help me. 376 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,257 Give me back my hotel. 377 00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:51,360 I can't. 378 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:52,961 I'm sorry. 379 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:55,224 You're sorry? That's it? 380 00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,765 I need Jack. 381 00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,968 And I believe he needs me, too. 382 00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:01,770 He... he loves me. 383 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:04,774 (Sighs) If you believe that... 384 00:20:06,776 --> 00:20:09,809 Then you deserve whatever happens next. 385 00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:17,916 (Deadmau5's "not exactly" playing) 386 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,390 (Indistinct conversations) 387 00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:24,524 ♫♫ 388 00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:31,800 Wow. I didn't realize Blair had so many friends at N.Y.U. 389 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:35,764 Yeah. Though at $300 an hour, they don't come cheap. 390 00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:39,268 (Chuckles) (Cell phone rings) 391 00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:40,939 Oh, it's Chuck. Hey. 392 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,443 I couldn't get through to Elizabeth. Well, what happened? 393 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,277 She thinks she loves Jack. It's over. 394 00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,419 The empire's gone. 395 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,281 I don't know. Um, what do you say, Brandeis? 396 00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:54,423 About five minutes? Uh, yeah. 397 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:58,487 (Blair) Five minutes. Maybe not. Hey, can you get Jack to Eleanor's fashion show? 398 00:20:58,488 --> 00:21:01,430 (Slow piano music playing) 399 00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,932 So? Uh, it was great. It was great. 400 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:06,665 I'm not really a shellfish kind of guy. 401 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,937 The little middle green parts kinda, you know, 402 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,839 but the wine... The wine was amazing. 403 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,903 Montrachet, just like... What grace Kelly brought Jimmy Stewart. 404 00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:18,046 That's right, yeah. But a part of you wishes we'd had ramen. 405 00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:19,878 No. No. What? No. No, no. 406 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,651 Seriously, Vanessa, this was... This was amazing. 407 00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:24,653 In fact, I got you a little surprise. 408 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,955 The student union is running a mizoguchi marathon tonight. 409 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:30,819 That sounds amazing, but I thought we'd do 410 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:33,422 something different tonight, break out of our rut. 411 00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:35,924 Our rut? We... We just started dating. 412 00:21:35,925 --> 00:21:39,428 What do we do now that we didn't do when we were friends? 413 00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:41,630 Are you... are you serious? 414 00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:45,674 Obviously, besides that. All right, is this what that whole "good evening, Daniel" bit 415 00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:47,836 over there was all about? I was just trying to put 416 00:21:47,837 --> 00:21:51,440 a little mystery in our relationship... (Door opens) 417 00:21:51,441 --> 00:21:54,813 But if you'd rather just do the same old thing, then... Hey! Oh, no. I'm sorry. 418 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,847 I was just gonna pick up my 12-string. No, why don't you stay? I made dessert. 419 00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:01,950 No. This is clearly a date. You don't want it to be like 420 00:22:01,951 --> 00:22:05,854 every other night the three of us hang out. 421 00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:08,757 Really? Because that sounds exactly like what Dan wants. 422 00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:12,931 ♫♫ 423 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,363 What's going on? 424 00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:16,034 I-I'm not sure. 425 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,867 ♫♫ 426 00:22:18,868 --> 00:22:22,011 (Camera shutters clicking, cheers and applause) 427 00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:47,566 Don't you just love the line? 428 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,568 Everybody looks good in it, 429 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,840 even the people who shop in your store. 430 00:22:51,841 --> 00:22:54,102 The clothes speak for themselves, 431 00:22:54,103 --> 00:22:56,104 but, unfortunately, our stores will never carry 432 00:22:56,105 --> 00:22:59,478 your mother's line if this is the type of clientele 433 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,950 that will be attracted to conwell's. 434 00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:04,583 What? It attracts all kinds. Everyone is here. 435 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,515 Yeah, I can see that. 436 00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:09,658 Apparently... 437 00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:11,720 Even prostitutes. 438 00:23:11,721 --> 00:23:14,824 (Cheers and applause) 439 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,798 (Kali) Hey, Jenny. 440 00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:52,000 Eleanor wanted to congratulate you on a great show 441 00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:55,433 and say thanks for all your hard work. Aw, thank you. 442 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,967 Last year she congratulated me herself with a toast. 443 00:23:58,968 --> 00:24:01,009 Well, you deserve it. 444 00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:02,771 (Clink) 445 00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:05,744 We hear Eleanor's show brought down the house. 446 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:08,076 (Lowered voice) Did you give her one or two? 447 00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:09,848 Three. 448 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:13,683 Sounds like a night to remember... if you can. 449 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,728 Aw, what's the matter, j.? 450 00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:21,761 (Voice echoes) Champagne go to your head? 451 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,734 Did you put something in my drink? 452 00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:27,996 You know, ever since I saw you at Eleanor's, 453 00:24:27,997 --> 00:24:30,999 all I could think about was payback for last year. 454 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,843 Then Damien's party favors just happened to fall into my lap. 455 00:24:34,844 --> 00:24:37,606 What, did you think I was gonna stand around all day 456 00:24:37,607 --> 00:24:41,109 and watch Eleanor kiss your ass? 457 00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:44,112 (Normal voice) You know, I was gonna have my own fashion line. 458 00:24:44,113 --> 00:24:47,886 Things were gonna change for me. And then you had to go ahead 459 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,889 and do it all your way. So here's to you, j. Cheers. 460 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,891 (Moans) 461 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:56,925 Nate, I heard my nephew's ready to cry uncle. 462 00:24:56,926 --> 00:24:59,167 Where is he? 463 00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:01,971 You can wait by the bar. 464 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:07,206 (Indistinct conversations) 465 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:13,912 Now we just need Jack to be Jack. 466 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:17,886 Vanessa, this is fantastic. I didn't realize you made flan. 467 00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:20,018 I got the recipe off the Internet. 468 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,752 Oh. Did you do something to your hair? 469 00:25:23,753 --> 00:25:25,695 Excuse me. 470 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,229 (Lowered voice) Son, I have to tell you, 471 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,664 this date is a disaster. What's going on? She has this idea that we're stuck in a rut, 472 00:25:35,665 --> 00:25:39,738 and she's trying to break us out of it. A rut? You just started dating. 473 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:43,041 Yeah. I-i-i know. Look, the two of you just need to talk this through. 474 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,214 She's Vanessa. You're Dan. You guys are best friends. (Door opens and closes) 475 00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:49,017 Did she just leave? Mm-hmm. 476 00:25:49,018 --> 00:25:51,319 You whore and a half. 477 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,583 You couldn't just keep it in your pants? 478 00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:58,186 Conwell was about to buy my mother's junior line until you... 479 00:25:58,187 --> 00:26:00,258 Blair, I didn't cruise Mr. Conwell. 480 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:03,061 Then how does he know... (Whispers) You're a prostitute? 481 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,563 He doesn't. He knows Julian is. 482 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,697 He's supposed to see him tonight, in fact. 483 00:26:08,698 --> 00:26:11,900 Julian and conwell party every time he flies into town. 484 00:26:11,901 --> 00:26:13,642 I'm really sorry, Blair. 485 00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:16,044 We had no idea there'd be clients here tonight. 486 00:26:16,045 --> 00:26:18,246 It was a total surprise. 487 00:26:18,247 --> 00:26:20,078 I bet it was. 488 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,812 (Deadmau5's "I remember" (Featuring kaskade)" Playing) 489 00:26:23,813 --> 00:26:26,584 Brandeis, my apologies. 490 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,256 I'll be right back. 491 00:26:28,257 --> 00:26:30,719 ♫♫ 492 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,192 Mr. Conwell, a moment! 493 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,865 Your special friend, Julian, 494 00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:41,170 wanted you to know that he's running a little late tonight. 495 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,734 Blair, I-I have a family. 496 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:47,836 So do I, Mr. Conwell. 497 00:26:47,837 --> 00:26:50,909 And when you love your family, like we both do, 498 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:54,283 you never want to see them get hurt or disappointed. 499 00:26:58,387 --> 00:27:00,088 What's that? 500 00:27:00,089 --> 00:27:03,121 You want to take another look at my mother's line? 501 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,023 Of course you can. 502 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,956 So we photograph Jack with a couple of hookers 503 00:27:07,957 --> 00:27:09,798 and then show it to Elizabeth? 504 00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:13,031 Yes, and then she signs the empire back to Chuck. 505 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:15,003 (Exhales deeply) Okay. 506 00:27:15,004 --> 00:27:17,165 You've only got one shot. 507 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,968 Evening. 508 00:27:19,969 --> 00:27:22,170 Serena. Nate. 509 00:27:22,171 --> 00:27:24,773 This is Jessica and Bethany. 510 00:27:24,774 --> 00:27:29,017 Were you hoping to catch me in a compromising position? 511 00:27:29,018 --> 00:27:31,079 A little high school, don't you think? 512 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,321 Leave the plotting to the experts. 513 00:27:33,322 --> 00:27:35,954 Bethany, what were you saying about sustainable energy? 514 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,355 I'm gonna call Chuck. 515 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:40,188 I'll find Blair. (Car engine starts) 516 00:27:40,189 --> 00:27:42,261 (Sighs) 517 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:48,697 Wait! Wait. This little one's not going home just yet, 518 00:27:48,698 --> 00:27:51,870 we're gonna go see if we can get this girl laid. 519 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,271 Pile in, bitches. 520 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:57,305 Spotted... little j. Passing out in a taxi. 521 00:27:57,306 --> 00:27:59,808 Jenny? 522 00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:01,750 Hey! Jenny! 523 00:28:01,751 --> 00:28:07,086 Uh-oh. Looks like somebody better call the fashion police. 524 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,922 Is this where the bachelor party is? 525 00:28:13,923 --> 00:28:17,095 Yeah. You here to join us? Me? No. 526 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:21,169 But, uh, my friend here... She's ready to party. 527 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:24,472 Make sure you guys show her a good time. 528 00:28:24,473 --> 00:28:27,005 (Men laugh) 529 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:29,978 Thank you, Amy. 530 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,440 This is my first review for "teen vogue." 531 00:28:32,441 --> 00:28:34,843 I'm very excited. (Laughs) Mother! 532 00:28:34,844 --> 00:28:36,845 Bye, Eleanor. What? 533 00:28:36,846 --> 00:28:38,817 Great news. Eleanor. 534 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,990 Mr. Conwell. I just wanted to tell you that conwell's would be honored 535 00:28:41,991 --> 00:28:45,954 to call itself your exclusive retailer. 536 00:28:45,955 --> 00:28:49,898 That is marvelous news, isn't it, Blair? 537 00:28:49,899 --> 00:28:51,399 Congratulations. Yes. 538 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,162 Of course we need to make a few alterations... 539 00:28:54,163 --> 00:28:55,904 Uh, hemlines, necklines. 540 00:28:55,905 --> 00:28:57,235 You understand. 541 00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:00,108 We could certainly discuss it. Is that all? 542 00:29:00,109 --> 00:29:02,210 And we'd like to change the name. 543 00:29:02,211 --> 00:29:06,415 "Eleanor Waldorf" sounds a bit uppity and New York-ish. 544 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,347 Excuse me. 545 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:12,350 For the last 28 years, every piece of clothing I have sewn 546 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,352 has carried the name "Eleanor Waldorf." 547 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:17,085 My clothes are me. 548 00:29:17,086 --> 00:29:19,457 My store is me. 549 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:22,360 Manhattan is an island in more ways than one. 550 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,362 What works for you and yours 551 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,394 doesn't necessarily translate to me and mine. 552 00:29:26,395 --> 00:29:28,536 Mr. Conwell, I think you're forgetting 553 00:29:28,537 --> 00:29:29,968 about something or someone. 554 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,941 Blair. I want to thank you for your time, 555 00:29:32,942 --> 00:29:36,274 but I do not think I will be doing business with conwell's. 556 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,278 Enjoy your flight back to salt lake. 557 00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:46,154 Mother, what are you doing? We could close this. 558 00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:49,157 No. It was a stupid idea to begin with. 559 00:29:49,158 --> 00:29:52,260 I don't know what I was thinking. 560 00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:55,223 I would rather lose the deal than lose myself. 561 00:29:55,224 --> 00:29:58,327 Never hide who you are... You remember that, hmm? 562 00:30:02,171 --> 00:30:04,232 Everyone at N.Y.U. Hates me. 563 00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:05,503 What? 564 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:08,536 I have minions, of course, but... 565 00:30:08,537 --> 00:30:11,379 (Sighs) They're hardly even worthy of the name. 566 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:13,381 No, i-i-i don't understand. 567 00:30:13,382 --> 00:30:15,984 What about all your friends from school? 568 00:30:15,985 --> 00:30:19,248 They'll be anyone's friend... For the night. 569 00:30:20,389 --> 00:30:22,991 I was scared to tell you about N.Y.U. 570 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:25,994 Because I didn't want you to be disappointed in me. 571 00:30:25,995 --> 00:30:29,097 I did everything to try and fit in, 572 00:30:29,098 --> 00:30:31,499 but I hate it there. 573 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,033 Ohh. 574 00:30:35,905 --> 00:30:37,966 My girl. 575 00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:41,209 One of the things that make Waldorf women so special 576 00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:44,612 is that we don't fit in everywhere. 577 00:30:44,613 --> 00:30:47,976 But I don't feel like I fit in anywhere. 578 00:30:47,977 --> 00:30:51,580 That's 'cause you haven't found the right place yet. You will. 579 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,588 (Hollywood holt's "Hollywood" playing) 580 00:31:00,589 --> 00:31:03,591 All right, one more round and we're out of here. 581 00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:06,594 Maybe I should stay and, uh, take care of blondie. No. No. 582 00:31:06,595 --> 00:31:09,097 We'll tell the bartender to call her a cab. 583 00:31:09,098 --> 00:31:12,300 All right, first, shots! (Cell phone rings, men cheer) 584 00:31:12,301 --> 00:31:15,173 (Ring) 585 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:16,945 Hello? 586 00:31:16,946 --> 00:31:20,248 Hey. Where are you? I've been calling you for... Nate? 587 00:31:20,249 --> 00:31:23,611 Um, I don't know where I am. 588 00:31:23,612 --> 00:31:25,213 I feel sick. 589 00:31:25,214 --> 00:31:28,086 Okay, Jenny, hold on one second. 590 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,518 (Static) 591 00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:33,121 Listen, just stay put. (Beep) 592 00:31:33,122 --> 00:31:35,123 All right, I'm coming to get you. 593 00:31:35,124 --> 00:31:37,226 Hurry, please. 594 00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:41,430 Ah. (Men laughing) 595 00:31:44,974 --> 00:31:47,205 Hey. 596 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,336 Uh... 597 00:31:48,337 --> 00:31:50,138 Can we talk? 598 00:31:50,139 --> 00:31:53,681 (Door closes) 599 00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:55,913 So, uh, 600 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,946 look, what happened tonight? 601 00:31:57,947 --> 00:32:01,049 Don't you worry that we do all the same stuff we did 602 00:32:01,050 --> 00:32:03,391 when we were best friends? We go to movies, 603 00:32:03,392 --> 00:32:05,423 we play scrabble with Rufus, 604 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,026 we go to coffee shops and make fun of people. 605 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,258 We are the exact same. Yeah, well, except... 606 00:32:10,259 --> 00:32:13,401 Yes, I know. We have sex. But I just wanted to do something 607 00:32:13,402 --> 00:32:16,634 to say, hello, we're more than friends with benefits. 608 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:19,607 No, I was going to say except, uh, it's not the same. 609 00:32:19,608 --> 00:32:22,610 And if you give me a chance, I want to take you 610 00:32:22,611 --> 00:32:25,943 on the most romantic second first date 611 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,676 you've ever had. 612 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,449 Where? 613 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,653 Well, that's, uh, that's a surprise. 614 00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:41,689 I hope you didn't bring me here 615 00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:46,334 to gloat over your boyfriend's loyalty. Chuck, I called you because... 616 00:32:46,335 --> 00:32:49,397 This afternoon, I didn't have the courage to tell you 617 00:32:49,398 --> 00:32:52,340 that I... I signed the hotel over to Jack. 618 00:32:52,341 --> 00:32:55,273 Seeing you made me realize what I'd done, 619 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:58,676 and... and so then I told him he had to make a choice... 620 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:01,549 Me or the hotel. 621 00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:04,112 And what did my uncle say? 622 00:33:04,113 --> 00:33:06,514 My flight to Zurich leaves at 10:00. 623 00:33:06,515 --> 00:33:09,557 I wanted to say good-bye. 624 00:33:09,558 --> 00:33:11,689 I'm sorry. 625 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,422 I tried. 626 00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:20,098 Stay... 627 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:24,732 Not for Jack or the hotel. 628 00:33:24,733 --> 00:33:26,634 Stay for me. 629 00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:28,776 (Sighs) 630 00:33:28,777 --> 00:33:32,240 I already lost my mother once. 631 00:33:32,241 --> 00:33:35,214 Chuck... 632 00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:39,417 I'm... 633 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,018 Not your mother. 634 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,791 (Voice breaking) I don't know if your real mother 635 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:45,523 is alive or not, 636 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:49,657 but I'm sure she loved you very much 637 00:33:49,658 --> 00:33:53,531 and that she's nothing like me. 638 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,435 You're right. 639 00:33:58,167 --> 00:34:00,168 (Voice breaks) Because my real mother 640 00:34:00,169 --> 00:34:03,471 could never have done to me what you did. 641 00:34:03,472 --> 00:34:04,743 (Sniffles) 642 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,281 (Far east movement's "animal" playing) 643 00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:15,683 Andy better be calling that chick a cab, man. 644 00:34:15,684 --> 00:34:18,326 That girl looked about 12. 645 00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:21,429 Hey. Where is she? 646 00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:23,161 Hey. (Moans) 647 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:26,164 Want to get out of here? I live real close. Come on. 648 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,236 Where's Nate? (Groans) Is Nate your boyfriend? 649 00:34:28,237 --> 00:34:31,799 No. 'Cause he really shouldn't have left you. Ooh. 650 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,172 No, I don't... 651 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,403 Jenny. 652 00:34:35,404 --> 00:34:37,375 Who the hell are you? Get off her. 653 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:41,149 I was helping her. Yeah, sure you were. 654 00:34:41,150 --> 00:34:44,312 It seems chivalry isn't dead after all. 655 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,384 Lucky for this damsel in a dress, 656 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:50,119 some things never go out of fashion. 657 00:34:54,463 --> 00:34:55,663 How you feeling? 658 00:34:55,664 --> 00:34:57,795 (Sighs) Steadier. How do I look? 659 00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:02,400 I don't want to worry my dad. Yeah, just, um, play the exhausted card, okay? 660 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,472 Hey. How was the show? 661 00:35:04,473 --> 00:35:07,375 I thought you'd be back a little sooner. 662 00:35:07,376 --> 00:35:11,108 Yeah. Sorry I'm late. The show was great, though. 663 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,142 Yeah, there were no cabs, so I just figured I'd walk her back. 664 00:35:14,143 --> 00:35:17,685 Yeah. I'm so tired. Um, I'm just gonna crash. 665 00:35:17,686 --> 00:35:20,349 But thank you so much, dad. I love you. 666 00:35:22,351 --> 00:35:26,454 Thanks for seeing her home. Oh, yeah. 667 00:35:26,455 --> 00:35:28,327 Good night. 668 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:36,234 So I finally told my mom about N.Y.U.. 669 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:39,237 B., I'm very proud of you for telling your mother the truth. 670 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:41,809 Why? What good does the truth ever do? 671 00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:44,242 My mother can't help me make friends. 672 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:46,714 Excuse me. Aren't you Blair Waldorf? 673 00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:49,377 Yes. Sorry to bother you. 674 00:35:49,378 --> 00:35:52,480 But we're freshmen at Columbia and, well... 675 00:35:52,481 --> 00:35:54,482 We thought you were dead. 676 00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:58,386 We haven't read about you on "gossip girl" in forever. 677 00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:00,828 What? You read "gossip girl"? 678 00:36:00,829 --> 00:36:03,631 Of course. Everyone at Columbia does. 679 00:36:03,632 --> 00:36:06,464 Wow. 680 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:09,637 I-I love your Louboutins. 681 00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:12,570 But... (Chuckles) 682 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,403 The bow goes on the right. 683 00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:18,546 Oh. Thank you. Bye. 684 00:36:18,547 --> 00:36:19,908 (Mouths word) 685 00:36:23,652 --> 00:36:26,414 S., what do you know about Columbia? 686 00:36:26,415 --> 00:36:30,259 (Knock on door) Hey, you forgot your purse. 687 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,428 You okay? 688 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:43,972 What's wrong with me? 689 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,737 Nothing is wrong with you. 690 00:36:50,839 --> 00:36:53,312 What are you talking about? 691 00:36:55,744 --> 00:36:59,317 Like, how did I end up here? 692 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:01,849 Jenny, look at me. 693 00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:04,322 Okay, things... 694 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:07,955 Haven't exactly been so easy for me either. (Chuckles) 695 00:37:07,956 --> 00:37:10,728 Now... 696 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,732 I'm with Serena, and I'm so happy. 697 00:37:15,264 --> 00:37:18,005 Things will turn around for you, too. 698 00:37:18,006 --> 00:37:20,368 Yeah. 699 00:37:20,369 --> 00:37:24,773 What if you're wrong, Nate? What if everything we just... (Cell phone alert chimes) 700 00:37:33,622 --> 00:37:36,023 It's Eleanor. 701 00:37:36,024 --> 00:37:39,487 "Great job today. You're hired. 702 00:37:39,488 --> 00:37:41,459 Lunch tomorrow." 703 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,660 (Clicks tongue) 704 00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:44,662 Okay. Oh, my god. (Chuckles) 705 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:46,364 See? 706 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,536 And I-I hope you learn from this, okay, 707 00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:50,598 mostly that I'm always right. 708 00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:53,541 Yeah. Okay. 709 00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:56,374 Oh, god, Nate, thank you so much for tonight. 710 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,447 Yeah. Thank you. 711 00:38:00,349 --> 00:38:01,780 You're welcome. 712 00:38:09,818 --> 00:38:11,789 Here. Try the bryndza. Come on, swap. 713 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,761 The, uh, the cabbage is my second favorite. 714 00:38:13,762 --> 00:38:15,323 So this was your big romantic date, 715 00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:17,765 having pierogies delivered to my dorm room? 716 00:38:17,766 --> 00:38:21,929 Tell me you're not having fun. No, I am, but this isn't a date. This is what we always do. 717 00:38:21,930 --> 00:38:25,073 I know, yeah, except now we get to do this. 718 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,410 And that's called being friends with benefits. 719 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,682 No. No, because for me, 720 00:38:34,683 --> 00:38:36,544 the benefit is that even though we're... 721 00:38:36,545 --> 00:38:39,547 We're doing the same things that we used to do... eating pierogies 722 00:38:39,548 --> 00:38:42,690 and going to see "ugetsu" for the sixth time... We've only seen it four times. 723 00:38:42,691 --> 00:38:44,822 Well, right now... now... 724 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:48,856 I get to do them with you as my girlfriend, 725 00:38:48,857 --> 00:38:51,098 which is why just sitting here with you 726 00:38:51,099 --> 00:38:53,431 is the most romantic date I can imagine. 727 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:58,566 Humphrey, you just earned yourself some extra benefits. 728 00:38:58,567 --> 00:39:01,840 (Scarlett Johansson's "falling down" playing) 729 00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:06,073 If you are what you wear, 730 00:39:06,074 --> 00:39:09,016 you better dress the part you want. 731 00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:11,849 A few lucky ladies can do no wrong. 732 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,422 Their look's perfection, 733 00:39:14,423 --> 00:39:16,924 and they've got accessories to match. 734 00:39:16,925 --> 00:39:20,458 ♫ I've come 500 miles ♫ 735 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,930 ♫ just to see a halo ♫ 736 00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:26,464 But most girls get tired of the same old look, 737 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,466 and they'll do just about anything 738 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,868 to get the hot new piece on their arm. 739 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,070 ♫ When you give a man luck ♫ 740 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:35,573 ♫ he must fall in the sea ♫ 741 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:38,606 And then there are those with no vision of their own... 742 00:39:38,607 --> 00:39:42,510 Thieves of fashion who'll steal the shirt off your back. 743 00:39:42,511 --> 00:39:45,713 ♫ Falling down ♫ 744 00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:47,715 ♫ falling down ♫ 745 00:39:47,716 --> 00:39:50,488 (Cell phone rings) 746 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:52,159 Did you change your mind? 747 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,863 Mm, I was hoping you changed yours. 748 00:39:55,864 --> 00:39:57,995 Perhaps you need to see the view from up here. 749 00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,167 People really do look like ants. 750 00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,629 (Scoffs) 751 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:03,731 How did I ever love you? 752 00:40:03,732 --> 00:40:05,973 Fair question. 753 00:40:05,974 --> 00:40:08,636 But if love won't tempt you, how about money? 754 00:40:08,637 --> 00:40:10,508 I'm leaving, 755 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:12,780 and I don't want anything. 756 00:40:12,781 --> 00:40:15,913 Where are you gonna go? 757 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,646 You destroyed your relationship with your son. 758 00:40:18,647 --> 00:40:21,989 Who else do you have besides me? 759 00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:25,453 I told Chuck I wasn't his mother 760 00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:27,895 and that he deserves someone better than me. 761 00:40:27,896 --> 00:40:29,527 I'll warn you... 762 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:32,530 You're taking off just when it's about to get fun. 763 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,801 I'm starting over. 764 00:40:33,802 --> 00:40:35,863 I'm going to try to be the person I forgot. 765 00:40:35,864 --> 00:40:40,538 (Car door closes) And always remember, appearances can be deceiving. 766 00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:44,942 ♫ Go on down, see that wrecking ball ♫ 767 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,844 ♫ come swinging along ♫ 768 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,946 Let's go. (Car engine turns on) 769 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:53,981 ♫ everyone knew that hotel was a goner ♫ 770 00:40:53,982 --> 00:40:56,654 ♫ they broke all the windows ♫ 771 00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:58,486 (Knock on door) 772 00:40:58,487 --> 00:41:01,228 ♫ they took all the door knobs ♫ 773 00:41:01,229 --> 00:41:02,660 ♫ falling down ♫ 774 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,462 ♫ falling down ♫ 775 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,464 Chuck. Are you okay? 776 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,236 What happened? 777 00:41:09,237 --> 00:41:10,568 Elizabeth? 778 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:12,541 Is dead to me. 779 00:41:14,002 --> 00:41:16,604 She's gone. And the hotel? 780 00:41:16,605 --> 00:41:18,175 Oh, lost. 781 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:19,507 Oh, Chuck... 782 00:41:19,508 --> 00:41:20,708 What? 783 00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:23,651 Sorry? 784 00:41:23,652 --> 00:41:25,212 Don't be. 785 00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:26,754 I'm not. 786 00:41:26,755 --> 00:41:28,986 I've come this far without my mother. 787 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:31,158 I'm not backing down now. 788 00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:34,592 Well... 789 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:38,025 If it's a war Jack wants, then it's a war he'll get. 790 00:41:38,026 --> 00:41:42,970 But whatever you wear, always dress to kill. 791 00:41:42,971 --> 00:41:47,135 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.