1 00:00:04,575 --> 00:00:08,508 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. I spent been 18 years 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,311 accepting the fact my mother was dead. 3 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,443 I want to know my son. 4 00:00:13,444 --> 00:00:17,647 Jack bass. Chuck's uncle. (Chuck) Jack is the last person I would call for help. 5 00:00:17,648 --> 00:00:20,490 I have feelings for you. I don't want to ruin our friendship. 6 00:00:20,491 --> 00:00:22,652 Is that Rufus' scarf? (Vanya) Miss Holland say 7 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:26,156 Rufus left this at her apartment. Please. Is there any way 8 00:00:26,157 --> 00:00:29,299 that Damien can have visitation rights? I can't have you spending time 9 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,532 with someone mixed up with drugs. 10 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,034 And who am I? 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,568 That's a secret I'll never tell. 12 00:00:38,569 --> 00:00:40,570 You know you love me. 13 00:00:40,571 --> 00:00:43,514 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 14 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:47,677 (Rihanna) ♫ I told ya, baby, baby ♫ 15 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:50,450 From the day he brings his newborn girl home, 16 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,452 a father lives in fear... 17 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,384 That someday she'll get hurt... 18 00:00:54,385 --> 00:00:55,785 How about some breakfast? 19 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:58,128 Waffles. Shocker. 20 00:00:58,129 --> 00:01:00,190 No, I'm good. Thanks. I'll eat at school. 21 00:01:00,191 --> 00:01:02,192 I'll see you at 4:15, on the dot. 22 00:01:02,193 --> 00:01:05,064 School, home, school, home. I get it. Thanks. 23 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,737 That someday she'll hate him... 24 00:01:07,738 --> 00:01:09,269 ♫ feelin' so good ♫ 25 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,800 ♫ rockin' this skirt ♫ 26 00:01:10,801 --> 00:01:13,273 ♫ rockin' this club, got my middle finger up ♫ 27 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,705 (Beeping) ♫ I don't really give a... ♫ 28 00:01:15,706 --> 00:01:18,608 ♫ rockin' these diamonds, I'm rockin' this chain ♫ 29 00:01:18,609 --> 00:01:21,251 Hi. Um, I need a car. 30 00:01:21,252 --> 00:01:24,714 Yeah, from d.U.M.B.O. To the smyth hotel. 31 00:01:24,715 --> 00:01:26,486 Okay, thanks. Bye. 32 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,719 ♫ The only thing I'm missin' is a black guitar ♫ 33 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,591 ♫ I'm a rock star ♫ 34 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,762 And worst of all, 35 00:01:32,763 --> 00:01:35,495 that someday she'll grow up. 36 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:38,798 ♫ Oh, baby, I'm a, oh, baby, I'm a... ♫ 37 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,571 Chuck had an emergency meeting with his lawyer, 38 00:01:41,572 --> 00:01:44,103 but he hoped we could all meet up for some shopping later. 39 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,605 (Elizabeth) That sounds lovely. 40 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,608 This has been a wonderful week. Chuck thinks so, too. 41 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,441 He mentioned what a great squash player you were. 42 00:01:51,442 --> 00:01:54,884 And he likes a woman who knows her way around a haberdashery. 43 00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:56,516 Actually... 44 00:01:56,517 --> 00:02:00,590 I think there's something he wants to ask you. 45 00:02:00,591 --> 00:02:02,653 Call when you're in the lobby. 46 00:02:05,656 --> 00:02:07,657 Are you okay? 47 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:12,402 Several female employees at the empire are suing me... 48 00:02:12,403 --> 00:02:15,134 For sexual harassment. 49 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,866 What? 50 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:19,609 Obviously there were incidents with room service at the palace, 51 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:22,712 but that was my father's hotel. I was a kid. 52 00:02:22,713 --> 00:02:26,346 I would never do that now, not in my hotel, not to you. 53 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,418 No. Of course not. They're scheming harlots 54 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:31,521 trying to get you to pay them off. We have proof that two of those girls 55 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:33,923 weren't even in town on one of the alleged nights. 56 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:35,485 So we'll fight it. 57 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:38,228 We have innocence, good breeding and Doug jarrett, 58 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:41,491 one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. 59 00:02:41,492 --> 00:02:43,763 It's a slam dunk. A court case would be a p.R. Nightmare. 60 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,735 We have to settle. 61 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:48,469 You'll take care of it? 62 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,503 Settlements are for the guilty... 63 00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:55,645 Celebrities who run people over, the catholic church. 64 00:02:55,646 --> 00:02:58,648 It's not fair. The historical society is honoring my father tonight. 65 00:02:58,649 --> 00:03:00,950 I can't have this overshadowing the evening 66 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:02,412 or anything else. 67 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:04,414 This way, the case will be sealed. 68 00:03:04,415 --> 00:03:07,557 The press won't know. No one will. 69 00:03:07,558 --> 00:03:10,560 Elizabeth wouldn't have believed it, Chuck. 70 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:13,563 That's not why I'm doing this. But if it was, I'd understand. 71 00:03:13,564 --> 00:03:15,725 You like her. You want the first time 72 00:03:15,726 --> 00:03:18,568 she meets Lily and the rest of your family to be perfect. 73 00:03:18,569 --> 00:03:21,471 What is the point of having Elizabeth in your life 74 00:03:21,472 --> 00:03:23,473 if you're not going to let her in? 75 00:03:23,474 --> 00:03:27,538 Not everyone's willing to wait 18 years for an "I love you." 76 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:34,384 Lily, what are you doing here? 77 00:03:34,385 --> 00:03:37,387 I'm just checking in. How are things going with Jenny? 78 00:03:37,388 --> 00:03:39,389 Oh, we have an understanding... 79 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,621 She goes to school, she comes home... Mm. 80 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:46,356 She does not date boys with bags of pills. Oh, I'm sure she's furious. 81 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,499 The hulk was furious. There's no word for what Jenny is. 82 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:52,732 Rufus, I need to ask you something. (Cell phone rings) 83 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,906 One sec, lil. Headmistress queller, hi. 84 00:03:56,907 --> 00:04:00,340 (Inhales deeply) 85 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,713 I see. Thank you for calling. 86 00:04:03,714 --> 00:04:05,645 (Snaps cell phone shut) 87 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,547 Jenny didn't go to school this morning. 88 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,919 Apparently, she's been cutting classes all week. 89 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,852 ♫ Uh-oh, uh, uh, I told ya, baby ♫ 90 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,355 (Panting and moaning) 91 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:18,328 ♫ I told ya, baby ♫ 92 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:19,459 Ahh. 93 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,791 Ohh. (Pants) (Pants) 94 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:23,493 ♫ I told ya, baby ♫ 95 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:26,536 Who needs coffee after a wake-up like that? (Sighs) 96 00:04:26,537 --> 00:04:30,640 (Cell phone alert chimes) Who's texting this early? 97 00:04:30,641 --> 00:04:33,473 Mm. 98 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,274 Rufus. 99 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,647 He's freaking out. He can't find Jenny. 100 00:04:37,648 --> 00:04:39,649 He thinks she's with Damien. 101 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,382 This is not good. (Snaps cell phone shut) 102 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,714 Who, prince Damien from the state dinner? 103 00:04:44,715 --> 00:04:46,716 I thought you thought he was dreamy. 104 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:48,688 Well, that was before he tried to kiss me 105 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:51,561 after I told him not to. Um, what? 106 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,563 And now that creep's with Jenny? 107 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:56,926 Yeah. You know what's most attractive about a bad boy? 108 00:04:56,927 --> 00:04:58,868 No, I really don't. 109 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:01,531 Your parents refusing to let you see him. 110 00:05:01,532 --> 00:05:05,676 Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms. 111 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:08,538 (Sighs) 112 00:05:08,539 --> 00:05:10,580 I'm not gonna let that happen. 113 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:13,312 (Cell phone rings) ♫ hey, baby, I'm a rock star ♫ 114 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,385 ♫ hey, baby, it's a big city ♫ 115 00:05:15,386 --> 00:05:16,616 (Ring) 116 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,419 Your dad has called, like, five times. 117 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:23,653 He's obviously looking for you. I know. I'm just not sure I want to explain where I've been. 118 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:25,655 We agreed if this is gonna work, 119 00:05:25,656 --> 00:05:27,757 we gotta... We gotta keep it casual. 120 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:30,960 If my dad knows, then it's suddenly gonna feel serious, 121 00:05:30,961 --> 00:05:34,033 and you know how bad I am at lying to him. You can't avoid him forever. 122 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,806 (Sighs) 123 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:39,369 (Beep) 124 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:41,841 Hey, dad. 125 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,373 What? 126 00:05:43,374 --> 00:05:46,376 (Air) ♫ so light is her footfall ♫ 127 00:05:46,377 --> 00:05:48,548 ♫ she walks like a bird ♫ 128 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,822 ♫ she is an angel ♫ 129 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,457 ♫ such a familiar stranger ♫ 130 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,859 Oh, um, it's... it's 9:30. 131 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,691 I have Latin. 132 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:04,464 It's a dead language. It's not going anywhere. 133 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:08,738 Why don't you just ditch it and stay here with me? I can't. I have a quiz. 134 00:06:08,739 --> 00:06:10,870 (Scoffs) Come on, Jenny. 135 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,603 Don't you think it's a little coincidental 136 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:16,145 the last time we got to this exact same spot... 137 00:06:16,146 --> 00:06:17,977 You know, the place right underneath your kilt... 138 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:21,481 That you had to go dissect a fetal pig? I did. (Chuckles) 139 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:24,083 Come on, Damien. You know I want to be here. 140 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,685 Jenny. 141 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,887 Why don't we just talk about it? 142 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,659 What's there to talk about? 143 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:33,392 I think you're an amazing girl. I love spending time with you. 144 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,726 But when I date someone, sex is usually part of the equation, 145 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:39,398 and if you're not cool with that, it's fine, 146 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,031 but you need to say something. 147 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:45,705 You can't just shut me down every time we're alone together. I'm not. I... It's just not a good day. 148 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,938 I mean, I have a quiz, and then I have that other class. 149 00:06:48,939 --> 00:06:51,541 You're younger than me. I get it. 150 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:53,983 Could it be that you've never... 151 00:06:53,984 --> 00:06:56,546 No. Damien. It's not like that. 152 00:06:56,547 --> 00:06:59,719 Look, I just don't like the first time with someone 153 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,492 to be rushed. 154 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:04,824 And I have school. 155 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,727 Okay. Well, how about tonight? 156 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,900 After your father goes to sleep, we can sneak out. 157 00:07:10,901 --> 00:07:13,963 No rush, okay? 158 00:07:13,964 --> 00:07:16,936 Nice and slow. 159 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,068 ♫♫ 160 00:07:19,069 --> 00:07:21,841 Yeah. Perfect. 161 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,743 Um, it's on, Dalgaard. 162 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,846 I will see you tonight. 163 00:07:27,878 --> 00:07:30,219 There's always a moment 164 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:32,822 a father can't even let himself fear... 165 00:07:32,823 --> 00:07:36,927 The day his little j. Decides to lose her big v. 166 00:07:42,032 --> 00:07:44,864 At turnbull & asser. I should hope so. Prince William and I 167 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:49,138 practically put the manager's daughter through college. (Laughs) Well, I had a lovely time. 168 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:50,740 Actually, there's something 169 00:07:50,741 --> 00:07:53,102 that Chuck has been meaning to ask you. 170 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:55,204 The historical society is 171 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:57,777 dedicating a gallery to Bart tonight. 172 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,980 I understand it might be awkward for you to go to an event 173 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,654 where my father's being honored. Lily would be there and... I'd love to come. 174 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:07,817 Charles, this is why I'm here. 175 00:08:07,818 --> 00:08:12,091 I want to be as much a part of your life as you'll let me. 176 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,863 (Woman) Mr. Bass! 177 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:17,567 Mr. Bass, did you pay off women you sexually harassed? 178 00:08:17,568 --> 00:08:19,899 Did you receive sex in exchange for promotions? 179 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:23,733 (Woman) Is it true? Look, this is a lie. I'll explain later. 180 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:26,806 (Lowered voice) Somebody must have leaked the story. 181 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,979 (Normal voice) Let's just go. Let's go. (Cell phone rings) 182 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:32,682 (Camera shutters clicking) 183 00:08:32,683 --> 00:08:34,114 (Ring) 184 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,187 I should have guessed. Naughty nephew. 185 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:41,020 Uncle Jack. You won't believe what I just heard. 186 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,823 I'm shocked. Yeah, I'm sure you are. 187 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:44,995 (Beep) 188 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:50,860 She's a teenage girl. 189 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:53,803 Cutting school to be with her boyfriend 190 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:55,835 isn't exactly criminal behavior. 191 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,107 I guess I'm still holding out hope 192 00:08:58,108 --> 00:09:00,840 that somewhere underneath that mop of blond hair 193 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,241 is my little girl. 194 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,674 I know. 195 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,045 Thanks for being here. 196 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,878 Oh, I'm glad I could be. 197 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:12,882 And I'm willing to put the past in the past if you are. 198 00:09:12,883 --> 00:09:15,925 Rufus, we just need to talk. 199 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:18,027 Now? 200 00:09:18,028 --> 00:09:20,029 Well, the New York historical society 201 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:23,562 is dedicating a room to Bart tonight. 202 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,765 I was hoping you could join me. 203 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,597 Lil, I think this morning 204 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:31,000 has been a step in the right direction. 205 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:33,042 But I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate 206 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,044 any of your former husbands right now. 207 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:39,308 I'm gonna go try to get ahold of Serena again. 208 00:09:39,309 --> 00:09:41,580 Hey, Serena. 209 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,285 (Rufus) Have you heard from her yet? 210 00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:56,165 Thanks for texting me. Of course. Parents can be such a pain. 211 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:58,297 See, if he wasn't so controlling and judgmental, 212 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,831 then I wouldn't have to be sneaking around like this. No, I-I get it. You're 16. 213 00:10:01,832 --> 00:10:05,204 You should be able to date who you want. Exactly. 214 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,678 So how are things with Damien? 215 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:09,939 They're great. 216 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:12,211 Um, he listens to me, 217 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,844 and he... he treats me like an adult 218 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:17,046 and really likes me. 219 00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:19,218 I've never felt this way before. 220 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,021 So it... it's serious then? 221 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,995 Well, it's about to be. 222 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,698 He's, uh, staying at the smyth hotel, 223 00:10:28,699 --> 00:10:31,961 and I was thinking that tonight... Tonight? 224 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,963 Wow. 225 00:10:33,964 --> 00:10:35,835 Uh, I'd say that is serious then. 226 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,367 Your first time... That's... that's monumental. 227 00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:41,010 It is your first time, right? 228 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:43,113 Are you nervous? 229 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:47,917 Yeah, I guess a little. 230 00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:48,978 (Chuckles) 231 00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:50,249 (Dish clatters) 232 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,982 Jenny, the thing about your virginity 233 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:55,154 is that you can never get it back. 234 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,056 You know, I... 235 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,028 I always kinda wish 236 00:10:59,029 --> 00:11:00,790 I-I would've waited 237 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:04,133 for somebody that would have stood up for me 238 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:05,695 and fought for me, 239 00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:08,698 you know, like Patrick Swayze in "dirty dancing." 240 00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:12,201 "Dirty dancing"? It's great. You should download it. 241 00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:14,673 All right. But, see, the thing is, Serena, 242 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,406 that Damien really is the right guy. 243 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:19,879 Okay, well, that's your decision, and I'll support you. 244 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,951 Um... 245 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:23,853 (Mouths word) Uh, you know what? 246 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:26,215 Obviously, you're not going to school today, 247 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:29,158 and you should... should commemorate today, so... 248 00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:31,260 I have to get ready for Chuck's party, 249 00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:35,695 but Nate will take you to lunch. Yeah. I, um, what are you in the mood for? 250 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,900 (Indistinct conversations) 251 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,873 (Slow piano music playing) 252 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:47,006 There he is. I would have been here sooner, 253 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,779 but I got distracted reading some of those protestors' signs. 254 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:52,782 I never realized how many sex puns you could make 255 00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:55,314 out of the name "Chuck bass." Don't worry. 256 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:59,318 It'll blow over in a couple weeks. You expect me to believe it's just coincidence 257 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,421 you show up the same time this lawsuit does? 258 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,924 I came back to protect you. (Scoffs) 259 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,197 See, I heard a rumor... Evelyn bass Rose from the dead. 260 00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:10,059 Oh, she wasn't dead. 261 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:12,862 No, it seems my father paid her 262 00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:15,264 to stay away from me all these years. 263 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:18,007 Yeah. I get why you'd fall for all this, 264 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:21,470 what, with your mommy issues, 265 00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:24,443 all those abnormal attachments to your babysitters. 266 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,847 Didn't help that I was nailing 'em, huh? 267 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,920 But, Chuck, I saw Evelyn's body in the casket 268 00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:34,423 at the funeral home. And why should I believe anything you say? 269 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:37,456 I tell you what. Have her come by the party tonight. 270 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,830 The old Evelyn and I never got along. 271 00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:44,133 Maybe now we'll hit it off. It might be fun. 272 00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:46,897 I've never seen a ghost before. 273 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,142 Well, hello, gorgeous. 274 00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,974 And now it all makes sense. 275 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,876 You're the blood-sucking reptile behind this lawsuit. 276 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,778 Wow. Harsh words. But I'm innocent. 277 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,881 Whoever did this is more brilliant than I am. 278 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,284 My sources tell me reservations are already down 20%. 279 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,856 You're a lying ooze. 280 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:09,358 Little nephew is going to have to step down 281 00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:11,821 from his beloved empire. And what? 282 00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:14,023 You think you'll somehow get it? 283 00:13:14,024 --> 00:13:17,096 Please. That'll never happen. 284 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,899 Blair. 285 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:25,004 I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having. 286 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,906 And as always, 287 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,378 the pleasure is yours. 288 00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,584 Trust me. I have a plan. 289 00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:37,917 Telling Jenny that Damien is bad for her 290 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,489 will only make her want him more. We have to show her. 291 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:42,821 And how... how are we gonna do that? 292 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,095 I called him and invited him over for lunch. What, are you crazy? 293 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,527 You said the last time you were alone with that guy, 294 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,500 he tried to rip your clothes off. And he'll try to again, but this time, you and Jenny 295 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:56,105 are gonna walk in right in time to catch him. This... this sounds absurd. 296 00:13:56,106 --> 00:13:57,967 Blair and Chuck do it all the time. 297 00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:00,539 Nate, I know it's not ideal, but Jenny's gonna have sex 298 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,512 with him tonight if we don't stop this. We should just call Rufus. 299 00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:07,446 What, so he can ground her again? Nate, this is gonna work. 300 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,948 It's 1:00 now. 301 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,121 Give me 45 minutes exactly. 302 00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,853 Bye. (Snaps cell phone shut) 303 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,556 I'm so glad you called. 304 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,588 You know what, dad? I think every girl 305 00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:21,590 goes through a forbidden guy phase. 306 00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:24,193 It's... you know, it explains why vampires are 307 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:27,236 so popular right now. Well, if he were a vampire, I could slip garlic 308 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:29,268 in her waffles, not that she'd eat them. 309 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,270 Hey, distract me. I have, uh, noticed 310 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,473 you've been sleeping out quite a bit this week. 311 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,475 Yeah, yeah. Just at Vanessa's, you know. 312 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,308 I fall asleep on the extra bed sometimes, studying late. 313 00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:41,480 It's no big deal. You always were a bad liar. 314 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,284 Obviously, you're seeing someone. (Chuckles) Okay. All right, you got me. 315 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,186 Um, it's actually, uh, 316 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,288 Vanessa. 317 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,560 Thank you so much for coming by. 318 00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:53,622 Mm. Ah. I know I'm overreacting, 319 00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:56,095 but I just need family by my side, 320 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,067 and I know you're practically Jenny's sister. 321 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,369 No, Vanessa's not family. She's not a sister. 322 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:03,102 She's a... she's a friend. She's a classmate, really, you know. (Cell phone rings) 323 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,074 Mm-hmm. 324 00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:08,507 Hello. Hey. What's... what's going on? What are you doing? 325 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:12,341 Rufus is in the other room. All right, you know what? I think we need 326 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:15,044 to set some guidelines. Guidelines? 327 00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:17,987 Well, you know, zones. Zones where we're friends only, 328 00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:19,989 zones where we're friends with benefits. 329 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:22,521 And here, where... where my dad treats you like his own daughter 330 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,523 and we've prepared Thanksgiving dinner while watching 331 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,996 "the sound of music," that's gotta be... 332 00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:30,029 I think that's gotta be a friend-only zone. Okay. I see your point. 333 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,931 And Lily's, you know, the Upper East Side in general, 334 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,204 actually, that's a friends-only zone, too. Uh, but downtown, 335 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:37,506 you know, around school, that's friends-with-benefits zone. 336 00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:39,568 I'll draw you a map. That's what I'll do. 337 00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:42,711 It'll be much easier. Sorry to drag you guys all the way over here, 338 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:45,674 but I-I think I have it handled. See you later. I am gonna go back to school. 339 00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:47,576 Okay, you know, I'll come with you. 340 00:15:47,577 --> 00:15:50,719 We can talk about what zone the subway is. How about the subway is 341 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,322 a no-talking-about-zone-rules zone, okay? 342 00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:54,723 Better yet, classmate, 343 00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,725 a sitting-on-opposite-ends- of-the-car zone. 344 00:15:56,726 --> 00:15:59,088 All right. Still drawing a map. 345 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:02,331 You know, I've almost called you a million times. 346 00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:05,334 Really? And why is that? 347 00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:06,996 To apologize. 348 00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:09,968 The state dinner... My behavior was... 349 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,402 Yeah, well, um, I actually wanted to apologize, too. 350 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:15,474 Uh, I used you, 351 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,476 and... and that was wrong. 352 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:21,010 But, um, Nate and I are over. 353 00:16:21,011 --> 00:16:25,615 Uh, I have absolutely no feelings for him anymore. 354 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:30,689 Oh. Um, 355 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,721 Serena, I'm dating Jenny, 356 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:35,094 and I actually really like her, 357 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,096 so I can't do this. 358 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,397 What? 359 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,399 Great lunch. Sorry about Nate. 360 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,403 Me, too. 361 00:16:45,035 --> 00:16:46,705 (Cell phone rings) 362 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,278 (Beep) 363 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,509 Nate, what's going on? 364 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,243 We've had coffee and two entire desserts. 365 00:16:54,244 --> 00:16:55,685 Can we go now? 366 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:03,152 Uh-oh. Looks like this virgin queen's next accessory 367 00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:06,226 may be a chastity belt. 368 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,205 From now, on I will escort you to and from school, 369 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:19,068 queller will assign someone to walk you from class to class, 370 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:23,212 and you will have lunch in her office. (Scoffs) Dad, I ditched class to be with my boyfriend. 371 00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,574 So what? It's not like it's affecting my grades. 372 00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:30,079 You can't keep treating me like a child. Well, you certainly are acting like one. 373 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,181 If you think this guy... 374 00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:34,783 The one that brought drugs into the house... 375 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:38,827 Is right for you, you're a child. Yeah, and if you would listen to him, 376 00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:40,559 then you'd know that they weren't his pills. 377 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,832 But you didn't. You just jumped to conclusions, 378 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,564 like you always do. You know, it's no wonder 379 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,139 that you're marriage is going down the toilet. 380 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,274 (Sighs) 381 00:17:57,607 --> 00:17:59,679 Oh. 382 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:05,315 (Elevator bell dings) 383 00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:09,718 Hi. 384 00:18:09,719 --> 00:18:12,321 I bought you a little something to wear tonight. 385 00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:15,125 Oh, thank you. 386 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,728 Oh, it's beautiful. 387 00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:22,100 (Chuckles) Blair helped me pick it out. 388 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,475 As I recall, purple was your father's favorite color, too. 389 00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:29,378 Actually, I only wear purple 390 00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:31,540 because my father loathed it. 391 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,142 Oh. (Chuckles) 392 00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:36,114 Or maybe that's what he wanted you to think. 393 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,719 Bart was playing with people's heads all the time. 394 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,891 Are you all right? 395 00:18:42,892 --> 00:18:44,623 Is it the lawsuit? 396 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,894 Not the lawsuit, 397 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:50,229 but, uh, who may be behind it. 398 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,561 My uncle Jack just arrived in town. 399 00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:54,263 Sounds like Jack. 400 00:18:54,264 --> 00:18:56,905 Will he be going to the party tonight? 401 00:18:56,906 --> 00:19:00,439 Uh, he's not invited, but he is a cockroach, 402 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,842 and they tend to slip in through the cracks. 403 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,417 Charles, um... 404 00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:11,420 Your uncle and I... 405 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:12,721 We have history. 406 00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:14,283 It's ugly history. 407 00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:16,785 Look, I'm not going to let Jack 408 00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:19,428 determine who can and can't come to my party. 409 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:23,262 I'm sorry, Charles. I don't know if I have the strength 410 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,465 to deal with him and meet your family at the same time. 411 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,597 I hope you understand. 412 00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,739 I understand perfectly. 413 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:34,803 But since I can't spend the evening with you, 414 00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:37,446 stay for a while. Have a drink. 415 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,949 Of course. 416 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,183 I can see he's starting to doubt himself. 417 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,616 Why wouldn't he, with the bad press, the protestors? 418 00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:51,690 The "daily intel" says he's thinking of stepping down. Chuck's not stepping anywhere. 419 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,522 Ooh, can I borrow that? (Cell phone rings) 420 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:56,965 Yeah. Oh, and speaking of things we've shared... 421 00:19:56,966 --> 00:20:00,429 Nate, Serena doesn't want to talk to you right now. 422 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:03,602 Well, did she tell you about her little plan to seduce Damien 423 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,374 and have Jenny walk in on it? 424 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,536 Well, it sounds perfectly reasonable to me. 425 00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:11,510 Yeah, because it's a Blair-Waldorf-nut-job plan. I'll ignore that. 426 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,512 Nate, Serena and I are getting ready for the party. 427 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,246 Now why don't you just apologize so we can all move past this 428 00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:19,918 and be supportive for Chuck on his big night? (Beep) 429 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,321 No, I'm not going to apologize. 430 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:25,324 I did the right thing, okay? Serena may not get it, 431 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,726 but losing her virginity is a huge deal 432 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,798 for a girl like Jenny. (Beep) 433 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:32,931 Oh, and it wasn't for me? Why is that, Nate? 434 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:37,235 Because I was a huge slut when I was Jenny's age? Look, I didn't realize I was on speakerphone, okay? 435 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,510 I didn't mean to say that. That's exactly what you meant. 436 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,543 (Sighs) 437 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,715 (Bill medley) ♫ I've been waiting for so long ♫ 438 00:20:46,716 --> 00:20:52,751 ♫ now I've finally found someone to stand by me ♫ 439 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,723 "Dirty dancing"? 440 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:57,356 (Jennifer warnes) ♫ we saw the writing on the wall ♫ 441 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,758 Yeah, it's corny, but it's kinda good. 442 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,661 Come on. It's totally good. 443 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,635 (Clicks key) Yeah, baby's dad's an even bigger jerk than you. 444 00:21:06,636 --> 00:21:09,398 Look, I have to go to this historical society thing 445 00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:10,739 to talk to lil. 446 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,871 Obviously, I can't let you out of my sight, 447 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,873 so that means you're coming, too. 448 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,778 But I will be watching you all night. Great. 449 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:27,956 (Crowd chanting) Boycott! Boycott! Boycott! 450 00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:31,391 (Chanting continues) 451 00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:35,994 (Blair) Pathetic! 452 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,296 Suburban moralists in mom jeans. 453 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,299 I'd pity them if I wasn't scared they'd spill orange soda 454 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,902 on my Christian Louboutins. 455 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,405 What are you doing? 456 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,836 Are you kidding? 457 00:21:47,837 --> 00:21:51,780 A d.N.A. Sample? You've been watching too much CBS. 458 00:21:51,781 --> 00:21:53,782 I should have thought of it weeks ago. 459 00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:56,745 A friend of mine at the NYPD 460 00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:59,087 says he can have it done in a few hours. 461 00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:02,791 This way we'll know once and for all who Elizabeth really is. 462 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:05,023 You know who she really is. 463 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,758 You can see it in her eyes... In your eyes. 464 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:13,703 Jack's gotten inside your head. 465 00:22:15,705 --> 00:22:18,707 He has a point. 466 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,839 She turns up out of the blue, 467 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,971 doesn't know things about my father. 468 00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:25,374 And when she hears that Jack... 469 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,846 The only person who actually met my mother... 470 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,048 Will be at the party tonight, she bails. 471 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,981 Blair, she's supposed to be dead. 472 00:22:32,982 --> 00:22:35,084 (Footsteps approach) 473 00:22:37,126 --> 00:22:38,987 Elizabeth. 474 00:22:38,988 --> 00:22:42,661 I was coming to tell you I changed my mind. Chuck wasn't thinking. 475 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:46,465 I thought... you were starting to open your heart to me, 476 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,797 like I was to you. 477 00:22:48,798 --> 00:22:51,740 Chuck's not doing this. It's just a big misunderstanding. 478 00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:53,472 Look, if you are who you say you are, 479 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,475 you won't mind me doing a d.N.A. Test, right? 480 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:59,007 I should have known you would never let me in. 481 00:22:59,008 --> 00:23:01,951 You are your father's son. 482 00:23:07,657 --> 00:23:10,820 We can drop it off on the way. 483 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,664 (Package rustles) 484 00:23:15,665 --> 00:23:17,896 I think I'll just meet you there. 485 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,898 Looks like the protestors outside 486 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,803 aren't the only ones who think bass is an ass. 487 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,182 (Indistinct conversations) 488 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,148 (Clink) 489 00:23:41,491 --> 00:23:44,893 Well, I didn't expect to see you here. 490 00:23:44,894 --> 00:23:48,657 You haven't returned any of my calls in weeks. I'm here to support Chuck. 491 00:23:48,658 --> 00:23:50,659 Serena, I know that you are angry, 492 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:53,662 and maybe someday you'll understand 493 00:23:53,663 --> 00:23:55,534 why I didn't tel you I was... 494 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:59,568 Doing my father when I came to visit him? Well, that's... 495 00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:01,810 Save your lies for your current husband. 496 00:24:01,811 --> 00:24:04,944 (Indistinct conversations) 497 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,079 (Conversations stop) 498 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,553 (Murmuring) 499 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,826 (Chuckles) 500 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,759 (Murmuring continues) 501 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,893 I have a feeling you're to thank for the, uh, turnout tonight. 502 00:24:24,894 --> 00:24:27,065 Well, people are here because they support you. 503 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:31,239 None of us believe slander. Well, thank you. That means more to me than you know. 504 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,242 Did you come here alone? I thought you would bring Blair 505 00:24:34,243 --> 00:24:37,245 and maybe someone else that you wanted me to meet. 506 00:24:37,246 --> 00:24:40,549 I'm solo tonight. 507 00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:43,212 Me, too. 508 00:24:44,854 --> 00:24:46,055 Thank you. 509 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:51,019 ♫ To my friends in New York, I say hello ♫ 510 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,622 ♫ my friends in L.A., they don't know ♫ 511 00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:56,765 ♫ where I've been for the past few years or so ♫ 512 00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:59,598 Hey. I didn't mean it the way it sounded. 513 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,531 What, that I was the concubine of the Upper East Side? 514 00:25:02,532 --> 00:25:05,934 Well, look, I didn't want to get into details in front of Blair, 515 00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,706 but, come on, Serena. 516 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:10,278 I mean, everyone knows the stories about Adam handler, 517 00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:12,841 uh, Jake hendrickson, Matt price... 518 00:25:12,842 --> 00:25:16,745 Oh, the art teacher from Prague. I didn't sleep with all of those guys, Nate. 519 00:25:16,746 --> 00:25:18,817 Haven't you heard of locker-room gossip? 520 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:21,720 They lied or exaggerated. (Lowered voice) Serena, I lost my virginity to you 521 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:25,754 on a bar at the Campbell apartment. And somehow that reflects poorly on me and not you? 522 00:25:25,755 --> 00:25:29,027 Talk about a double standard. No that's not what I was talking about. 523 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,029 Look, whatever your twisted guy logic is, 524 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,032 there's still no reason for you to go behind my back with Jenny. 525 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,104 (Sighs) 526 00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:39,107 Serena, I woke up the morning after I lost my virginity 527 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:41,810 to find that the person I lost it to... 528 00:25:41,811 --> 00:25:43,642 The person I loved... 529 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,143 Had left town, 530 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:48,947 never to be heard from again for a year. 531 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,951 So, yeah, I had a good reason. 532 00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:59,187 ♫ Oh ♫ 533 00:25:59,188 --> 00:26:01,990 ♫ oh ♫ 534 00:26:01,991 --> 00:26:04,562 Thank you, for coming. Arnold, great to see you. 535 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,095 ♫ Oh, good, good life ♫ 536 00:26:07,096 --> 00:26:10,098 You look glorious, as always. 537 00:26:10,099 --> 00:26:12,100 How dare you show your face 538 00:26:12,101 --> 00:26:14,202 at an event you know my wife is at. 539 00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:17,946 Rufus, don't blow a gasket. I just came to offer my apology. 540 00:26:17,947 --> 00:26:21,049 Lily, I wasn't myself that night at the opera gala. 541 00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:23,181 I'd had a lot to drink, 542 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,814 took some of those over-the-counter pills 543 00:26:25,815 --> 00:26:28,086 they started keeping behind the counter recently... 544 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,089 And some meth. Really, I was just in a bad place, 545 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,792 but now I'm a changed man. You expect us to buy that? 546 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,895 It was worth a shot. I'm not gonna make a scene, 547 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,898 but if you so much as show up within 50 feet 548 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:43,873 of this woman again tonight, you're gonna regret it. 549 00:26:46,976 --> 00:26:49,137 So I guess you found the scarf. 550 00:26:49,138 --> 00:26:51,740 Can we go somewhere private to talk? 551 00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:55,283 ♫ Don't know where I've been for the past few years or so ♫ 552 00:26:55,284 --> 00:26:58,717 Great. Another lecture? Come on. Did the Upper East Side crown 553 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,389 cut off the circulation to your brain? Damien's my boyfriend. 554 00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:04,793 Jenny, you're 16. Come on. Yeah, and when you were 16, you were n love with Serena, 555 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:07,625 and everyone thought it was adorable. 556 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,901 (Far east movement) ♫ i-i-i-i ♫ 557 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,735 ♫ party, party, party ♫ 558 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:20,108 Uh, you know what? Just... 559 00:27:20,109 --> 00:27:24,172 I'll... I'll be right back. Stay here. 560 00:27:24,173 --> 00:27:26,816 ♫♫ 561 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:31,049 Hey, Dan. How are you? 562 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:32,721 You look amazing. 563 00:27:32,722 --> 00:27:35,323 This is a friends-only zone. I thought we agreed. 564 00:27:35,324 --> 00:27:38,156 Well, that's... that's not a friends-only dress. 565 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,189 (Laughs) Really? I-I thought it was perfect. My bad. 566 00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:43,832 Oh, and... and just so you know, 567 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:45,834 I'm not wearing any underwear. 568 00:27:45,835 --> 00:27:47,836 ♫ Music's playin' ♫ 569 00:27:47,837 --> 00:27:49,698 ♫ hello, ladies ♫ 570 00:27:49,699 --> 00:27:52,440 ♫ I'm navigatin' through them girls like... ♫ 571 00:27:52,441 --> 00:27:56,675 ♫ oh, oh, oh ♫ 572 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,909 Go away, traitor. 573 00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:05,754 Look, I'm sorry I called Rufus, 574 00:28:05,755 --> 00:28:07,716 but it was for your own good. 575 00:28:07,717 --> 00:28:10,118 I mean, you're a really special girl, Jenny, 576 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,091 who deserves a guy who's gonna see that, 577 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,794 you know, who's gonna be there in the morning. 578 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:18,898 Not like you're available. 579 00:28:22,371 --> 00:28:26,704 Jenny, Damien got aggressive with Serena at the state dinner. 580 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,836 (Chuckles) 581 00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:29,707 Shows what you know. 582 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,339 Damien only hit on Serena to get her 583 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:34,712 to take off the opera jacket with the drugs in it. 584 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,846 Drugs? Is he dealing? 585 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,717 (Sighs) 586 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,991 You can't be with someone who's dealing drugs. 587 00:28:42,992 --> 00:28:46,124 Why? It's not like you've never done any. 588 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:49,157 Stop pretending that you care about me. 589 00:28:49,158 --> 00:28:53,731 (Kid a.) ♫ and he'll tell Judith ♫ 590 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,263 (Chuckles) 591 00:28:55,264 --> 00:28:59,307 In fact, the only one who does just got here. 592 00:28:59,308 --> 00:29:00,269 Hi. How you doing? 593 00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:02,410 Good. How are you? 594 00:29:02,411 --> 00:29:05,944 I'm sorry, man. There's no way I'm letting you leave with her. Really? 595 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,976 (Grunts) (Clatter) 596 00:29:07,977 --> 00:29:11,449 Let's get out of here. Damien. 597 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,451 Looks like little j. Is about to do 598 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:16,025 some dirty dancing of her own. 599 00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:23,161 Nate. Hey, you okay? 600 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,363 (Grunts) Yeah. 601 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:28,296 What happened? It's Jenny. She ran off with Damien. The guy's a drug dealer. 602 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:30,939 What? Yeah. 603 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:35,143 He's staying at the smyth. Okay. All right, I'm gonna call you when I find 'em. 604 00:29:35,144 --> 00:29:38,176 Where are my mom and Rufus? 605 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,849 So I went to Holland's. 606 00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:43,781 I don't know what I thought would happen. 607 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,784 But I guess a part of me wanted to even the score. 608 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,557 But when the time came, I couldn't go through with it, 609 00:29:49,558 --> 00:29:52,921 because the truth is, uh, I love you, Lily, 610 00:29:52,922 --> 00:29:55,093 and I couldn't do that to you. 611 00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:57,195 I love you. 612 00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:59,227 I've always loved you. 613 00:29:59,228 --> 00:30:02,030 (Dan) Dad. 614 00:30:02,031 --> 00:30:05,803 Jenny ran off with Damien, and he's worse than we thought. 615 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,037 Oh, god. 616 00:30:13,843 --> 00:30:16,114 Doug. Don't give me that lawyer face. 617 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:19,387 People still showed up tonight. Things can't be that bad. 618 00:30:19,388 --> 00:30:21,219 Actually... 619 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:24,452 Things have taken a turn. 620 00:30:24,453 --> 00:30:27,425 We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives. 621 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,827 We have those in Manhattan? 622 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,900 The family travel council's organizing a boycott. 623 00:30:31,901 --> 00:30:34,232 You'd be shocked how much influence they have. 624 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,064 That's the kind of thing 625 00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:38,836 that would only entice my target clientele. 626 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,838 I don't think the business has 627 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,011 the luxury of waiting around to see. 628 00:30:43,012 --> 00:30:45,013 I'm sorry, Chuck. 629 00:30:45,014 --> 00:30:46,844 For p.R., if nothing else, 630 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,878 it needs to seem that you're no longer in charge. 631 00:30:49,879 --> 00:30:52,250 You need to hand over operations of the hotel, 632 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:53,851 at least temporarily. 633 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,323 Perhaps a family member... 634 00:30:55,324 --> 00:30:58,057 I'll do it. 635 00:30:59,528 --> 00:31:03,032 Doug. Give us a moment. 636 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,170 I promise you, Jack... 637 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:13,972 That will never happen. 638 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,343 Then I'll wait. 639 00:31:15,344 --> 00:31:18,406 And when your beloved hotel is bankrupt and empty, 640 00:31:18,407 --> 00:31:21,379 I'll swoop in and give you fair-market price. 641 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,881 I'm sure there's some copper pipes I could salvage. 642 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,584 This was your plan, wasn't it? 643 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,017 No. But I'm totally gonna reap its rewards. 644 00:31:29,018 --> 00:31:31,559 You took what was mine. 645 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,521 Now I'm gonna take what's yours. 646 00:31:33,522 --> 00:31:37,466 At least you know it's staying in the family. 647 00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:44,903 (Kid a.'S "trampled youth" playing) 648 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:55,583 What room is Damien Dalgaard in? 649 00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:58,186 I'm sorry, sir. I can't give out that information. 650 00:31:58,187 --> 00:32:02,350 Would you like me to call up? Well, I seriously doubt he's gonna answer the phone, 651 00:32:02,351 --> 00:32:05,493 considering he's up there alone with a 16-year-old girl. 652 00:32:05,494 --> 00:32:07,925 ♫♫ 653 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,398 Oh, my gosh. Thanks for showing up tonight 654 00:32:10,399 --> 00:32:12,930 and risking the wrath of my dad, 655 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,302 punching Nate freaking Archibald. 656 00:32:14,303 --> 00:32:17,036 Let me give you a real reason to thank me. 657 00:32:24,473 --> 00:32:26,044 Right under their noses... 658 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:28,076 Booking a room at the empire was genius. 659 00:32:28,077 --> 00:32:30,648 (Chuckles) You sure you wanna do this? 660 00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,050 Yeah. 661 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:34,984 ♫♫ 662 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:43,491 I told you there'd be a new scandal before the day was out. 663 00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:47,235 But we can talk about that later. What's wrong? 664 00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:48,666 A boycott. 665 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,668 Doug says I have no choice 666 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:54,642 but to sign my hotel over to someone else. 667 00:32:54,643 --> 00:32:56,304 Jack nominated himself. 668 00:32:56,305 --> 00:32:59,347 Of course he did. 669 00:32:59,348 --> 00:33:00,708 I can take over. 670 00:33:00,709 --> 00:33:04,752 I don't think signing the hotel over 671 00:33:04,753 --> 00:33:08,256 to my 19-year-old girlfriend would ease the public's mind. 672 00:33:08,257 --> 00:33:09,657 What about Lily? 673 00:33:09,658 --> 00:33:12,090 She's bass industries. 674 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:15,323 The last thing I want is my father's company bailing me out. 675 00:33:15,324 --> 00:33:17,765 I don't see what choice you have. 676 00:33:17,766 --> 00:33:19,728 (Cell phone alert chimes) 677 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:25,133 The d.N.A. Results. 678 00:33:25,134 --> 00:33:26,704 What do they say? 679 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:30,108 Looks like I've got another choice. 680 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:33,641 Damien, um, 681 00:33:33,642 --> 00:33:37,715 there's something that you should know before... 682 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,789 What is it? You can tell me anything. 683 00:33:45,294 --> 00:33:47,695 I'm a virgin. 684 00:33:47,696 --> 00:33:50,298 I just wanted you to know 685 00:33:50,299 --> 00:33:52,300 in case... 686 00:33:52,301 --> 00:33:54,662 Uh, I just wanted you to know. 687 00:33:54,663 --> 00:33:57,705 I kinda figured. (Laughs) 688 00:33:57,706 --> 00:34:00,668 It's really not a big deal. 689 00:34:00,669 --> 00:34:03,711 Well... actually, I mean, it is... 690 00:34:03,712 --> 00:34:06,344 It is kind of a big deal for me. 691 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:09,177 I mean... 692 00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:12,350 I chose you, and that... 693 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,652 It means something to me. Does it... 694 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:18,127 Jenny, why don't we talk about this after? 695 00:34:20,289 --> 00:34:22,590 Okay? 696 00:34:22,591 --> 00:34:25,534 No, I don't... I don't want to do this. 697 00:34:27,196 --> 00:34:29,767 (Sighs) 698 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:33,070 (Laughs) 699 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,802 Ah. 700 00:34:34,803 --> 00:34:36,204 Wow. 701 00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:38,306 Damien, where... 702 00:34:38,307 --> 00:34:40,608 Where are you going? 703 00:34:40,609 --> 00:34:44,552 I knew you were just a kid. 704 00:34:44,553 --> 00:34:46,855 (Door closes) 705 00:34:57,466 --> 00:34:59,297 Well, the police are looking into it, 706 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:01,299 but they don't seem optimistic 707 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,601 that they're gonna find them tonight. 708 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:07,235 They're not at the hotel. There was nothing any one of us could have done. 709 00:35:07,236 --> 00:35:10,108 Jenny's mind was set. 710 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,813 (Sighs) 711 00:35:16,645 --> 00:35:21,319 Everyone will be happy to know that Damien and I broke up. 712 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,121 Jenny, I'm sorry for you, but that's what happens... 713 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,754 Whatever, dad. Am I still grounded? 714 00:35:26,755 --> 00:35:28,257 Yes. 715 00:35:29,798 --> 00:35:32,360 Okay. I'll just, um, 716 00:35:32,361 --> 00:35:35,132 stay at home for the rest of the year. 717 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,305 All right, now I'm really tired, 718 00:35:37,306 --> 00:35:40,639 so if it's okay with you, I'd just like to go to my room. 719 00:35:58,887 --> 00:36:00,858 Hey. You okay? 720 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,831 I'm fine. 721 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,535 That's a relief. 722 00:36:07,536 --> 00:36:10,798 So then you and Damien didn't... No, we did. 723 00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:15,573 Honestly, Serena, I don't know what you were so worried about. 724 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:17,175 It was no big deal. 725 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,378 (Bill medley) ♫ now I've... ♫ 726 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:23,651 Would you mind closing the door on your way out? 727 00:36:23,652 --> 00:36:25,483 ♫ Had the time of my life ♫ 728 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:29,618 ♫ no, I never felt like this before ♫ 729 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:41,230 (Knock on door) 730 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,947 (Sighs) 731 00:36:59,948 --> 00:37:02,219 I should have trusted you. 732 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,891 The test came back? 733 00:37:03,892 --> 00:37:06,694 It's hard for me to let people in. 734 00:37:06,695 --> 00:37:09,757 I abandoned you when you were just a baby. 735 00:37:09,758 --> 00:37:11,729 How could it not be? 736 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,831 I want to change. 737 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,634 I want to trust you. I need to, 738 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,907 because I need someone to take over operations of my hotel 739 00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:21,909 for a while. What? 740 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,872 It's mostly just a signing authority. 741 00:37:24,873 --> 00:37:26,974 I'd still have a voice behind the scenes. 742 00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:29,777 It just needs to look like I'm gone, 743 00:37:29,778 --> 00:37:33,521 until the scandal subsides. Charles, it's... it's too much. 744 00:37:33,522 --> 00:37:36,253 There are other people who'd do a better job. 745 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:40,257 I don't trust those other people. 746 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,330 Those other people aren't my mother. 747 00:37:42,331 --> 00:37:46,794 Look, it's not hard. I'll show you everything you need to know. 748 00:37:46,795 --> 00:37:49,267 You just have to sign these papers. 749 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:56,043 (Lily) Hello, mother. 750 00:37:56,044 --> 00:37:58,045 (Cece) Lily, it's been six months. I'm afraid it's time 751 00:37:58,046 --> 00:38:02,550 we check back in with the good Dr. Van Der Woodsen. 752 00:38:02,551 --> 00:38:04,612 Can't we get someone else to do the tests? 753 00:38:04,613 --> 00:38:06,854 I mean, does it really have to be him? 754 00:38:06,855 --> 00:38:08,856 You know he's the right choice, 755 00:38:08,857 --> 00:38:10,858 and it's been too long already. 756 00:38:10,859 --> 00:38:12,690 Please, darling. For me. 757 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,963 Okay. 758 00:38:16,325 --> 00:38:18,326 I'll get on the next plane out. 759 00:38:18,327 --> 00:38:20,498 Thank you, dear. (Line disconnects) 760 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,700 Lil? 761 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:23,931 Hey. Everything okay? 762 00:38:23,932 --> 00:38:26,834 Actually, that was my mother, 763 00:38:26,835 --> 00:38:28,706 and she is at canyon ranch. 764 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:32,640 And normally, I could ignore her pleas, but... 765 00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:34,382 You should go. 766 00:38:34,383 --> 00:38:36,714 I think Jenny and I need some time right now anyway. 767 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:40,418 Maybe when you come back, you and I can start all over. 768 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:43,451 (Whispers) I would love that. Clean slate. 769 00:38:43,452 --> 00:38:44,622 Absolutely. 770 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:46,054 Clean slate. 771 00:38:53,702 --> 00:38:56,804 (The national's "gospel" playing) 772 00:38:56,805 --> 00:38:58,806 (Knock on door, door opens) 773 00:38:58,807 --> 00:39:01,009 Hey. 774 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,444 (Sighs) So, uh, so, listen, 775 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:09,717 I know your room is a benefits-only zone... 776 00:39:09,718 --> 00:39:13,481 (Chuckles) But, uh, right now I-I need to talk to my friend. 777 00:39:13,482 --> 00:39:16,484 Fine. I'll make an exception. Shoot. 778 00:39:16,485 --> 00:39:18,486 Well, you see, there's this girl, 779 00:39:18,487 --> 00:39:20,488 and... and under normal circumstances, 780 00:39:20,489 --> 00:39:22,490 I'd tell everyone, "hey, everybody. 781 00:39:22,491 --> 00:39:25,362 "I'm seeing this amazing girl. 782 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,595 I think it might be serious." 783 00:39:27,596 --> 00:39:29,437 But this girl and I... 784 00:39:29,438 --> 00:39:32,570 We agreed that that would be a mistake. Interesting. 785 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:34,572 The thing is, keeping these feelings aside 786 00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:36,604 is... is... is killing me, 'cause all I want to do is 787 00:39:36,605 --> 00:39:39,046 tell everyone how happy I am. How happy are you? 788 00:39:39,047 --> 00:39:42,410 Oh, I'm very, very happy, very happy, 789 00:39:42,411 --> 00:39:45,382 the kind of happy that people write embarrassing songs about. 790 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,586 Then, as your friend, I think you should tell people. 791 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:52,790 And as long as this is still a benefits-only zone... 792 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,922 ♫ let me come over ♫ 793 00:39:54,923 --> 00:39:57,795 ♫ I can waste your time ♫ 794 00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:59,627 ♫ I'm bored ♫ 795 00:39:59,628 --> 00:40:04,001 ♫ invite me to the war every night of the summer ♫ 796 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:07,004 I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was calling Rufus. 797 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:10,808 No, it's okay. My plan was dumb anyway. 798 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:12,480 Nate, I... 799 00:40:12,481 --> 00:40:15,443 I'm really sorry I left the morning after we... 800 00:40:15,444 --> 00:40:18,546 You know, I never meant to hurt you. 801 00:40:18,547 --> 00:40:20,047 Oh, I know. 802 00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:23,921 I wish that somehow, we could relive that night, 803 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:28,856 because this time I know that you love me, 804 00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:30,928 and you know that I love you. 805 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,831 ♫♫ 806 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:37,906 ♫ My angel face is fallin' ♫ 807 00:40:39,568 --> 00:40:43,712 ♫ feathers are fallin' on my feet ♫ 808 00:40:45,173 --> 00:40:49,677 ♫ my angel face is fallin' ♫ 809 00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:51,549 What are we celebrating? 810 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,681 The lawsuit? 811 00:40:53,682 --> 00:40:55,723 The scandal? 812 00:40:55,724 --> 00:41:01,689 The fact I just signed over my hotel? 813 00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:04,091 Mm. 814 00:41:04,092 --> 00:41:07,635 We're celebrating you... 815 00:41:07,636 --> 00:41:10,938 Opening your heart to your mother... 816 00:41:10,939 --> 00:41:14,101 And... me... 817 00:41:14,102 --> 00:41:17,175 Being the woman who encouraged you to do it. 818 00:41:19,648 --> 00:41:24,882 And just like that Chuck bass celebrating a new love. 819 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,254 (Knock on door) 820 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:34,762 Well? Do we have ourselves a hotel? 821 00:41:34,763 --> 00:41:36,695 We do. 822 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:40,968 Careful, Chuck. 823 00:41:40,969 --> 00:41:42,600 It's an open heart 824 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:45,202 that's vulnerable to the deepest wound. 825 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:48,076 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.