1 00:00:00,631 --> 00:00:02,772 And who am I? 2 00:00:02,773 --> 00:00:06,336 That's a secret I'll never tell. 3 00:00:06,337 --> 00:00:08,508 You know you love me. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:12,712 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 5 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:17,588 (Missing persons) ♫ you ask yourself ♫ ♫ where do we go from here? 6 00:00:20,551 --> 00:00:23,723 ♫ Life is so strange ♫ ♫ destination unknown ♫ 7 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,695 ♫ when you don't know ♫ 8 00:00:25,696 --> 00:00:27,727 ♫ your destination ♫ 9 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,760 ♫ and something could change ♫ 10 00:00:30,761 --> 00:00:34,064 (Woman) Rhodes records. Rick rhodes' office. 11 00:00:34,065 --> 00:00:36,306 Hi. Is he in? 12 00:00:36,307 --> 00:00:37,737 It's Lily. 13 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,369 Who? 14 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:40,470 His daughter? 15 00:00:40,471 --> 00:00:42,272 Oh. Ahem. One moment, please. 16 00:00:42,273 --> 00:00:44,244 Thank you. Thank you very much. 17 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,076 (Click) 18 00:00:46,077 --> 00:00:47,647 (Man) Hey, lil. Long time, babe. 19 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,650 Hi, dad. I know, um, which is why I was hoping 20 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:53,183 that we could, like, catch up or something. 21 00:00:53,184 --> 00:00:55,585 There's so much to talk about. 22 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:58,588 Is there any way that you can, uh, have lunch? 23 00:00:58,589 --> 00:01:01,091 You're in L.A.? Why aren't you in Santa Barbara? 24 00:01:01,092 --> 00:01:04,534 In school? Well, we can make it a dinner if that's better for you. 25 00:01:04,535 --> 00:01:08,598 I'm leaving for London. But, lil, what's going on? Geoffrey's? Your regular table? 26 00:01:08,599 --> 00:01:11,101 Great. Okay, see you then. Love you. 27 00:01:11,102 --> 00:01:12,643 (Horn honks) 28 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:23,813 (Man) Mrs. Bass? 29 00:01:23,814 --> 00:01:24,785 We're here. 30 00:01:24,786 --> 00:01:26,716 Oh, yes. Thank you. 31 00:01:26,717 --> 00:01:29,619 Serena's been in jail for over four hours. 32 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,261 She's already served more time 33 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:33,163 than Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan combined. 34 00:01:33,164 --> 00:01:35,565 She's a socialite mistakenly accused of stealing a bracelet. 35 00:01:35,566 --> 00:01:38,568 I doubt they're working her over with the phone book. 36 00:01:38,569 --> 00:01:41,401 When I called Lily, she said she was on her way. 37 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,404 Where is she? I just can't believe she had her own daughter arrested. 38 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:48,378 I mean, who does that? Someone who's never been arrested. 39 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,779 Hello. I'm Lilian bass. 40 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,643 I'm here for my daughter, Serena Van Der Woodsen. 41 00:01:59,490 --> 00:02:02,322 So was Lily blown away? Well, not really. 42 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,695 Yeah, he never actually, uh... Proposed. Minor detail in a proposal. 43 00:02:05,696 --> 00:02:08,828 Kinda the key ingredient to the recipe. So he came home and went into his room. 44 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,801 Uh, we haven't seen him since. Ahem. Hey, dad. 45 00:02:11,802 --> 00:02:13,863 Oh, so prom tomorrow night... 46 00:02:13,864 --> 00:02:16,766 What do you say? We stay in, watch some scary movies? The scarier the better. 47 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:19,239 Absolutely. You guys are the "gossip girl" generation. 48 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,871 Don't expect me to believe you're not interested 49 00:02:21,872 --> 00:02:24,845 in this gossip. Uh, nope. Only interested in my nim chow. 50 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,619 So to add to the Lily intrigue... Or possibly help explain it... 51 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:32,252 I got a weird call about your investment. 52 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:36,426 The money's gone. It's over. Really? 'Cause, uh, Serena had a plan to get it all back. 53 00:02:36,427 --> 00:02:38,828 It's... No, Lily had a plan of her own. 54 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:42,161 Well, that's what I was hoping. Yeah, she had Serena arrested. 55 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,563 What? W-why? 56 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,236 I suggest you kids stay out of it. 57 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:49,899 Let these Van Der Woodsen women fight it out themselves. 58 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:52,703 Wow. 59 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,364 (Camera shutter snaps) 60 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:15,965 (Jail door slams) 61 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:17,828 (Sighs) 62 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,833 You forced me to do this. I just hope you learned your lesson. 63 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,805 That my mom's crazier than I ever imagined? 64 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,807 Well, no crazier than you, my daughter, 65 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,640 thinking you could fix this situation yourself. I was fixing this, 66 00:03:30,641 --> 00:03:33,813 but then you were too worried what people would think. When you're a mother, 67 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,815 you will understand that you have to make decisions 68 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,648 that don't always win you points for popularity. 69 00:03:38,649 --> 00:03:41,421 When I'm a mother, I will be nothing like you. 70 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:44,754 Yes, you say that now, but just wait. 71 00:03:44,755 --> 00:03:46,926 I would rather give my kids up for adoption 72 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,599 than end up like you. 73 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,902 Oh, wait. You did that. 74 00:03:56,307 --> 00:03:57,967 I came down here 75 00:03:57,968 --> 00:04:01,311 to drop the charges and put this behind us. 76 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,973 Please show a little respect, and I will stick with my plan. 77 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:05,915 I'll just stick to mine. 78 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:09,449 If you didn't notice, you weren't my phone call. Oh, so who was? 79 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,451 She called me, darling. 80 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,283 Ironic, isn't it? 81 00:04:13,284 --> 00:04:14,854 If only she knew. 82 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,656 (Serena) Hey, grandma. 83 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,028 For those who complain about the youth of today, 84 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:20,860 if you think we're bad, 85 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,962 you should've seen our parents. 86 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,995 (Camera shutter snaps) 87 00:04:28,739 --> 00:04:30,340 (Huey Lewis and the news' "I want a new drug" playing) 88 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:33,503 I don't care how much ahmet wants to give him. 89 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:34,904 The guy can't sing. 90 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:37,447 I'll pay for his publishing. Good-bye. 91 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,709 Hey, beautiful. You get lost? 92 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:41,951 I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find parking. 93 00:04:41,952 --> 00:04:46,556 That's what the valet's for. Right, but it also costs $2, and I just spent that on gas. 94 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:48,918 Here to hit dad up for some cash? What? 95 00:04:48,919 --> 00:04:50,461 (Laughs) No. 96 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:54,464 So, um, Christmas was weird without you. 97 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:57,066 You know how important the fourth quarter is to retail. 98 00:04:57,067 --> 00:05:00,571 Somebody's gotta keep tower records in business. 99 00:05:01,832 --> 00:05:04,303 But I was sorry I couldn't be there. 100 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,376 Yeah... um, about that... 101 00:05:06,377 --> 00:05:08,578 I'm not a headshrinker or anything, 102 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:10,580 but I do think the sudden uprooting 103 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:12,582 of my family from New York, 104 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,584 coupled with my parents' tumultuous divorce 105 00:05:14,585 --> 00:05:16,586 may have contributed to some recent difficulties 106 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:19,819 that I might be having. You got kicked out of boarding school. 107 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:23,092 What? Wait, wait. How did you know that? She told me. 108 00:05:23,093 --> 00:05:24,854 Mom. 109 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:26,726 Hello, Lily. What are you doing here? 110 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,498 If it was up to your father, 111 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:30,600 they'd stop me at the county line, 112 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:33,633 but Santa Barbara's really only a prison in my mind, good to see you, Cece. 113 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,966 Wish I could say the same, Richard. You hung up the phone with me, and you called her? 114 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:39,439 You didn't even give me a chance to explain. 115 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,070 That's because he would have to parent, 116 00:05:41,071 --> 00:05:43,873 and we know he always leaves "bad cop" to me. 117 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:46,446 Punishing loved ones just comes so much more naturally 118 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:50,349 to some people. Excuse me. May I have a gin and tonic? No tonic. 119 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,882 I come with some good news. 120 00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:54,924 You're letting me live with dad? No way. 121 00:05:54,925 --> 00:05:58,057 That's exactly what I was gonna say. My bags are in the car. 122 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,990 And can I have the room that overlooks the tennis courts? 123 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:04,764 I love that room. Thank you for coming all the way down here, 124 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,837 mom, but I think this is all worked out, right? Richard? 125 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:11,140 Lily, that sounds so good. It's just... 126 00:06:11,141 --> 00:06:13,943 Actually, your father did make a call to the school. 127 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:16,606 I told 'em what had been happening at home, 128 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:19,679 about your sister taking off, your mother and I splitting up. 129 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,411 I explained that it was 130 00:06:21,412 --> 00:06:24,013 an isolated, uncharacteristic act of rebellion. 131 00:06:24,014 --> 00:06:26,716 They're willing to turn your expulsion into a suspension. What? 132 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:30,019 You can be back on Monday. But I wanted to get expelled. 133 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:32,662 Lily, whatever for? That school has everything. 134 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:35,024 Everything except for dad. 135 00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:38,097 You're living this amazing new life here, 136 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:42,171 and I'm just scared that by the time I graduate, 137 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:45,475 I won't be a part of it anymore. 138 00:06:45,476 --> 00:06:48,638 And what if you forget about me? 139 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:52,483 Lil, you do not have to ever worry about that. 140 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:59,418 I just have a lot going on right now with work. 141 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,051 I can't give you the time, the... the supervision 142 00:07:02,052 --> 00:07:03,553 that you need. Just like clockwork. 143 00:07:03,554 --> 00:07:05,696 Okay. 144 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,430 Dad. 145 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:14,734 I'm late. I've gotta pack, get to the airport. 146 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:18,569 Put lunch on my account. I'll talk to you soon. Dad, no. 147 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:22,942 Why do you always have to do that? 148 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:23,973 Dad. 149 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:25,945 (Sighs) Thank you. 150 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,547 Please don't walk away. 151 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,549 You need to be with your mother, lil, 152 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,180 out of the city, in school. 153 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:33,182 We can't let you turn out like your sister. 154 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:36,556 Carol? Yeah, I think we can all agree on that front. 155 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,728 She ran away from our family, and for what? 156 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:41,861 To become an actress, which is a completely unrealistic goal. 157 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,863 I mean, yeah, she was pretty good as Abigail 158 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,736 in "the crucible," but what was that, like, 11th grade? 159 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,868 Anyway, the point is... Is I'm not Carol. 160 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,940 I don't crave adventure or the freedom 161 00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:53,603 to walk my own path. I'm perfectly comfortable 162 00:07:53,604 --> 00:07:58,077 with the path that you guys have laid out for me. Go home, lil. 163 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,880 (Kisses) Dad, you have a giant house. I won't be any trouble. 164 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:03,953 I'll call you when I get back from London. 165 00:08:03,954 --> 00:08:06,556 I'm sorry. 166 00:08:06,557 --> 00:08:08,559 I love you. 167 00:08:12,863 --> 00:08:15,565 Lily, it's over. 168 00:08:15,566 --> 00:08:17,568 Let's go home. 169 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,904 I'll follow you back. 170 00:08:28,539 --> 00:08:31,942 See you at home. 171 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,732 (Engine revs) 172 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:56,066 (Elevator bell dings) 173 00:08:58,669 --> 00:09:01,741 Eric and I had the most invigorating walk 174 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,944 from the hotel. You know, grandma is deceptively quick. 175 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,546 Oh, she's probably racing back to that bottle of gin 176 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,549 she has hidden under the sink in the bathroom. Zing. 177 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,683 Good morning to you as well. What are you doing here, mother? 178 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:16,155 I don't remember inviting you as our guest. 179 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,958 I know I haven't called you, and I'm positive you haven't 180 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,960 so much as received a Christmas card 181 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,833 or fruitcake at the holiday. Well, you can be thankful for the last one. 182 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,696 What have I done to earn your ire, my dear? Well, let me think for a second. 183 00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:29,068 Maybe telling Rufus about our child? 184 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,701 I'm sorry if I thought it appropriate 185 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:33,703 that Rufus learns he has a son. 186 00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:37,877 Uh, you mean "had." 187 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,208 He died. 188 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,280 Oh. 189 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,152 I had no idea. 190 00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:46,716 Imagine, something you don't know. Now if you'll excuse me, 191 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:49,719 I'm going to take Serena breakfast in bed 192 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,823 so I can start the healing with my daughter. Uh, you might want to put a hold on the healing. 193 00:09:53,824 --> 00:09:57,596 Serena's not in her room. What? I thought she was coming home with you. Where is she? 194 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,298 Why are you still in jail? 195 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,830 (Serena) It's my choice. 196 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:03,302 Oh, god. You're not gonna come out of there 197 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,275 with a mullet and a girlfriend, are you? My mother didn't think that I was old enough 198 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:09,138 to make my own decisions, so I decided to stay in jail, 199 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:11,140 and I'm not leaving 200 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:14,083 until she agrees to let me live my own life. So it's a war of attrition. 201 00:10:14,084 --> 00:10:15,785 (Exhales deeply) So to speak. 202 00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:18,247 Except she gets to wage the war from the comfort 203 00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:22,191 of her penthouse while you remain behind bars. Look, don't worry about me. Enjoy prom with Nate, 204 00:10:22,192 --> 00:10:23,853 like you always planned 205 00:10:23,854 --> 00:10:26,756 in that scrapbook that you kept under your bed. 206 00:10:26,757 --> 00:10:28,627 (Scoffs) Please. I don't remember that. 207 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,229 I was a child then. 208 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:33,632 I should go. I don't want to abuse my phone privileges. 209 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,065 The fact that you're on an actual pay phone 210 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:37,767 has me beyond nauseous. 211 00:10:37,768 --> 00:10:39,008 Stay strong, s. 212 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:41,911 What's this for? Strength. You will need. 213 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:45,675 I have good news and bad news. Which do you want? 214 00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:47,116 Good news first, always. 215 00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:50,349 There is replacement. What are you talking about? 216 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,782 It makes more sense if you pick bad news first. 217 00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:54,123 Your dress for prom. 218 00:10:54,124 --> 00:10:56,786 The dry cleaners... They ruined it. 219 00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:59,429 This body bag. Corpse not pretty. 220 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,734 But there's a replacement. Back to good news. 221 00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:06,866 This morning it arrived from Paris. 222 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,668 Just like in scrapbook. 223 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,240 (Laughs and gasps) 224 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,272 Oh! It is. 225 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,305 Oh! Just like my scrapbook I don't remember keeping 226 00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:19,909 and haven't looked at since I was an early adolescent. 227 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,451 Oh, i-it must be from daddy. 228 00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:24,884 Tonight is going to be magical. 229 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,285 (Laughs) 230 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,718 You know, prom hasn't exactly been going as planned. 231 00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,720 The florists lost Blair's corsage. 232 00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:32,161 Someone bought up all the peonies, 233 00:11:32,162 --> 00:11:34,894 and when I called to confirm my limo, 234 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:38,728 it had been rented out by a bachelorette party in Jersey. (Inhales sharply) The heart quickens. 235 00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:41,370 Yeah, well, my hotel room was mysteriously canceled, 236 00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:45,204 and now I just found out Blair's dress has been ruined. How tragic. 237 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,707 I gotta ask... 238 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:53,712 Am I sabotaging your dream prom? 239 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,785 The answer is no, Nathaniel. 240 00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:58,187 And I don't know how many times 241 00:11:58,188 --> 00:12:01,090 we need to have this conversation. 242 00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:02,952 Blair is yours. 243 00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:04,423 Okay. 244 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:08,327 Oh, what a restorative nap that was. 245 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,129 I feel so much better. 246 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,132 Well, I'm afraid that moment is not going to last. 247 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,235 Eric out of earshot? I sent him to a movie with Jonathan. 248 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,139 So no one can hear me scream. You're gonna what, Lily, 249 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,943 hack me to pieces, suffocate me with a pillow? I am simply... And for the last time... 250 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,016 Gonna ask you to leave my home and never come back. 251 00:12:27,017 --> 00:12:30,079 "Never" is a, uh, very long time, darling. 252 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,081 You are toxic. 253 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:35,484 I'm your mother. And a memorable one at that, so much so it seems 254 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:38,928 that try as I might, I can't help turning into you. Well, maybe that's 'cause 255 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:41,831 you finally are starting to see the wisdom of my ways. 256 00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:45,094 You blame me for everything. And you accept responsibility for nothing. 257 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,336 You know, maybe Carol's right. 258 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:50,339 The only way to have a normal life is without you in it. Your sister was rebellious 259 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,242 and ungrateful for my love, and look where she ended up. 260 00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:56,175 From where I'm sitting, it doesn't look so bad. 261 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,007 I don't want you meddling 262 00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:00,851 with my family or with my love life anymore. 263 00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:05,085 I want you out. Now. 264 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,196 (Door bells jingle) 265 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:21,000 Hi. I'm looking for my sister Carol. Carol rhodes. 266 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,003 Uh, I think that she works here. Is she in? 267 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:27,006 I'm covering four extra tables today, so that'd be no. 268 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,008 Flaking on work... That seems like Carol. 269 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,210 Do you know where she might be? (Dishes clatter) 270 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,313 Hey! Watch where you're going, spaz. 271 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,485 You almost got udon all over my Gucci. 272 00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,848 Personally, I don't see it. 273 00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:40,349 See what? 274 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:44,053 The family resemblance. To Carol? Wait. You know her? 275 00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,354 Yeah. 276 00:13:45,355 --> 00:13:48,027 Well, do you know where she might be? 277 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,059 Trying to work here. Well, you missed a spot. 278 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,832 (Taps counter) It's kinda sticky. 279 00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:56,305 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 280 00:13:56,306 --> 00:14:00,109 I've had a really rough day. I got kicked out of school, 281 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,971 my dad doesn't want me to live with him, 282 00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:05,044 I can't stand my mom, I spent the last $9 that I had on gas, 283 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,046 and so now I'm broke and I'm homeless, 284 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,278 and unless I can find my sister, who I basically 285 00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,280 haven't talked to in, like, a year, 286 00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:14,183 I'm gonna have to become a prostitute. 287 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,185 And I don't even know how to be a prostitute. 288 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:18,187 I mean, really, how much small talk is required? 289 00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:21,190 And... and where do you even go? And are b.J.S a must? 290 00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:23,192 Because if that's the case, I am so not doing that. 291 00:14:23,193 --> 00:14:25,864 Not that any of that information is relevant 292 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,237 unless you're a John. Not a John. Owen. 293 00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:29,368 Lily. 294 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:33,272 There's a gig at the 6-0-7 tonight. 295 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,444 Chances are your sister will be there. 296 00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:39,049 My friend's kinda dating her. If you wanna go... 297 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:43,082 On a double date? With a guy 298 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,255 that I just met five minutes ago? You could be a psycho. 299 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:48,387 My shift ends in ten. Probably see your sister. 300 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,889 Don't want to come, I'll give her your regards 301 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,323 and summarize the whole, uh, prostitute thing. 302 00:14:55,065 --> 00:14:57,266 I could change. 303 00:14:57,267 --> 00:15:00,029 I have my suitcase in the car. 304 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,900 Yeah. I'm just guessing, 305 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,134 but I don't think that's gonna work. 306 00:15:05,535 --> 00:15:07,536 You should try something like this. 307 00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:11,610 Your sister's always changing for auditions and stuff. (Taps locker) 308 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,412 Wow. 309 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,145 She's really changed. 310 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,118 I can't believe that she has this. 311 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,021 We went ice skating at rockefeller center. 312 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,023 She snuck me out of the house. 313 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:27,296 We took a bus across town. My mom was so furious. 314 00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:29,558 It was so much fun. 315 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:32,061 We were, like, 316 00:15:32,062 --> 00:15:34,034 best friends. 317 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,269 You can go now. Already out the door. 318 00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:41,670 (Cell phone rings) 319 00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:44,413 Oh, hello, Daniel. 320 00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:47,576 Hey. So, uh, look, I'm really sorry to bother you, 321 00:15:47,577 --> 00:15:49,578 but I can't leave Serena one more message 322 00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,420 and still call myself a man. 323 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:54,183 Not that it's exactly manly to be calling her "mother," 324 00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:56,955 but i-i-i-i really need to know, 325 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,587 uh, how mad is she? 326 00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,589 Oh, I-I wouldn't worry. 327 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:03,092 She hasn't gotten your messages. 328 00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,394 They take your cell phone away when you're in jail. 329 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,965 Wait. 330 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,967 She's... she's still in jail? 331 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,971 (Billy idol's "dancing with myself" playing) 332 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,404 Hey. I think I need a dress for prom. 333 00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:19,608 Okay. But you're gonna have to wear your own shoes. 334 00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:22,311 ♫ On the floors of Tokyo ♫ 335 00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:24,353 ♫ a-down in London town's a go-go ♫ 336 00:16:24,354 --> 00:16:27,756 ♫ a-with the record selection and the mirror's reflection ♫ 337 00:16:27,757 --> 00:16:30,459 ♫ I'm a-dancing with myself ♫ 338 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,021 ♫ oh, oh, dancing with myself ♫ 339 00:16:32,022 --> 00:16:35,994 ♫ oh, oh, dancing with myself ♫ 340 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,127 ♫ if I had the chance, I'd ask one to dance ♫ 341 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:43,202 ♫ if I had the chance, I'd ask one to dance ♫ 342 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,335 ♫ ow ♫ 343 00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,337 ♫ oh, oh, oh, oh ♫ 344 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:51,280 ♫ oh, oh, oh, oh ♫ 345 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,113 ♫ oh, oh, oh, oh ♫ 346 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,345 ♫ oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself ♫ 347 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:59,088 ♫ oh, oh, dancing with myself ♫ 348 00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:01,720 ♫ oh, oh, dancing with myself ♫ 349 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,194 Get out, perv! Sorry. 350 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,326 You're taking long enough. 351 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:11,230 (Sighs) Do I look like I'm wearing a Halloween costume? 352 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,402 No. 353 00:17:13,403 --> 00:17:15,604 You look good. 354 00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:19,438 Is this the moment where you fall in love with me? 355 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,410 Oh, it is, isn't it? 356 00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:24,713 You're totally falling in love with me right now. Are you coming or not? 357 00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,675 ♫ If I had the chance, I'd ask one to dance ♫ 358 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,147 Hello. I'd like to drop 359 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,519 the charges against Serena Van Der Woodsen. 360 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,682 There's been a terrible misunderstanding. Well, you can talk to someone about the charges, 361 00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:36,155 but your daughter's gone. 362 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,157 ♫ Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♫ 363 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:41,231 ♫ oh, oh, dancing with myself, oh, oh ♫ 364 00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:51,740 ♫ stand and deliver! ♫ (Applause) 365 00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:54,703 ♫ I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention ♫ 366 00:17:54,704 --> 00:17:56,475 ♫ I spend my cash ♫ 367 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,447 ♫ on looking flash and grabbing your attention ♫ 368 00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:01,550 ♫ the devil take your stereo and your record collection ♫ 369 00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,282 ♫ the way you look ♫ 370 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,484 ♫ you qualify for next year's old-age pension ♫ 371 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,587 ♫ stand and deliver ♫ 372 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,860 ♫ your money or your life ♫ 373 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:15,594 ♫ try and use a mirror ♫ 374 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,198 ♫ no bullet or knife ♫ 375 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,430 ♫ I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion ♫ 376 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:23,872 Wow, you're, like, really popular around here. 377 00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:26,305 Yeah, when you don't have a lot of family at home, 378 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,278 you gotta find it somewhere else. ♫ ...Nothing is worth taking? ♫ 379 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:32,841 ♫ It's kind of tough to tell a scruff ♫ 380 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,844 ♫ the big mistake he's making, stand and deliver ♫ 381 00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:37,746 ♫ your money or your life ♫ 382 00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:39,248 It's kinda cool, right? 383 00:18:39,249 --> 00:18:41,620 Sure. Yeah, cool place to catch hepatitis. 384 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,392 Owen! 385 00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,124 (Can clatters) Missed our set, man! It was awesome. 386 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,359 It was like... (Howls) It was wicked! Ha ha! Shep, hey. 387 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,332 Hey, who's the Betty? This your new girl? No. 388 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,135 No. We're looking for her sister. No time to talk, guys. Your needs are gonna have to wait. 389 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,908 I have a plan. Actually, you know, it's more than a plan. 390 00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:01,910 It's a mission. But it's not just about me. 391 00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:03,472 It's about my lady. She's been wronged, 392 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:05,844 and I'm gonna make it right. (Snaps fingers) 393 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,178 What did they do to your lady, tattoo the wrong butt cheek? (Woman) Randy Walter Sheppard! 394 00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:11,780 My 20s are ticking away as we speak, 395 00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:14,323 and we gotta go now! 396 00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:15,654 Carol! Carol? 397 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,685 Lily? 398 00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:18,927 What are you doing here? 399 00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:23,161 What are you guys doing with my sister? Whoa. Wait. She's... she's your sister? 400 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,163 She's your lady? Kind of. 401 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,596 No! Lily, oh, my god. It's so good to see you. 402 00:19:27,597 --> 00:19:30,799 How do you know Owen? I'm so sorry I haven't written more 403 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,541 or called, like, ever. Are you totally mad? 404 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,543 Wait. What are you doing in L.A.? Is something wrong? 405 00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:37,406 Is everything okay? Yeah. No, not really. I have... I have to talk to you 406 00:19:37,407 --> 00:19:40,949 about something, and it's kind of major. Okay, and I wanna hear about it, I mean, totally there for you, 407 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,652 but right now I have to handle something, and it cannot wait. I know. 408 00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,884 (Lily) Neither can this. (Carol) We'll talk in the car. 409 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,387 (Shep) To the impala. (Lily) To the what? Where? 410 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,420 (Owen) The mission is on the move. Oh, my god, Lily. It's so good to see you. 411 00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:54,823 I've missed you. Are you wearing my dress? ♫ stand and deliver ♫ 412 00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:57,326 ♫ your money or your life ♫ 413 00:19:57,327 --> 00:20:01,800 (Playing swing version of "stand and deliver") 414 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,203 (Indistinct conversations) 415 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,337 (Blair) Oh, my god. Look at this place. 416 00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:09,838 I've always tried to make my life 417 00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:11,680 resemble the movie in my head, 418 00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:15,414 and tonight, no effort required. Voilà! (Laughs) 419 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,416 Vote for prom king and queen? 420 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,749 We don't do prom queen. That's for suburban schools 421 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,821 and the lame teen comedies that are set at them. 422 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,654 We're doing it this year. There's a tiara and everything. 423 00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:28,427 A tiara? 424 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,230 But if you don't want to vote for yourselves... 425 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,769 We were nominated. (Laughs) Let's see. 426 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:43,572 I mean, of course we were. 427 00:20:43,573 --> 00:20:47,616 (Isabel) Aw, you guys, I think I'm getting sentimental. It's true. This is probably our last huddle. 428 00:20:47,617 --> 00:20:49,778 Yeah, if you do this stuff in college, 429 00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:51,950 people think you're pathological. 430 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,852 Come on, ladies. Let's commit election fraud. 431 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,854 I can't wait to see Blair's face 432 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,357 when she loses prom queen to Nelly. 433 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,889 (Giggles) 434 00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:08,297 And look, I-I know this thing with your mom 435 00:21:08,298 --> 00:21:10,869 took on a life of its own, but I just want to say 436 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:14,042 that I'm sorry for starting it in the first place. It was just really upsetting 437 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:17,005 that... that you went to her without giving me a warning. 438 00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:19,878 I know, and normally I would never do something like this, 439 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:24,413 but Lily is not like other parents. With good judgment, morals and maternal instinct? 440 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,615 And when she said that she was gonna take care of it, 441 00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:29,788 I never imagined that you'd end up incarcerated. The most frustrating part is 442 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,462 she thinks she did take care of it. 443 00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:37,526 Hey, soldier, eyes up front. 444 00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:40,499 Well, I'm, uh, I'm glad you let me bail you out 445 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,901 or let me call Cece to, 'cause missing your prom 446 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,935 just to spite your own mother is... is kinda... Something only she would do, yeah. 447 00:21:46,936 --> 00:21:48,907 Thank you for... for getting me to see that, 448 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:53,081 and thank you for breaking the cycle of crazy. 449 00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:54,344 (Laughs) 450 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:58,747 So what happened to the beemer that mom and dad got you? 451 00:21:58,748 --> 00:22:01,690 Oh, I sold it. 452 00:22:01,691 --> 00:22:02,921 For this? 453 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,594 As if. I gave it to this guy. 454 00:22:05,595 --> 00:22:07,556 He had this really amazing idea. 455 00:22:07,557 --> 00:22:09,628 It goes around your waist like a belt 456 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,760 so you can put stuff in it, like a purse. 457 00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:15,404 Wow. That's a really sound investment. 458 00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:18,106 What's that supposed to mean? 459 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:19,738 Nothing. Nothing. (Scoffs) 460 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,910 It just... your life isn't exactly how you described. 461 00:22:21,911 --> 00:22:24,713 You told mom that you were making it out in L.A. 462 00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:28,877 I am making it. This is what making it looks like... 463 00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:31,680 Before you've totally made it. 464 00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:32,951 Carol, I've always thought 465 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,824 that you were really, really talented. 466 00:22:35,825 --> 00:22:38,687 It's just... Is it really worth... 467 00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:41,461 Living your life, you know... 468 00:22:43,092 --> 00:22:45,534 Like this? Well, it's not forever. 469 00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:47,596 Not once we get shep's music video on mtv. 470 00:22:47,597 --> 00:22:50,569 I'm totally the star. A music video equals national exposure. 471 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,972 It's the birth of a new art form. Really? Shep's band? 472 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,445 Okay, I know you probably wouldn't think so 473 00:22:56,446 --> 00:22:59,508 having met shep, but they're actually kinda great. 474 00:22:59,509 --> 00:23:02,010 Well, if they're so great, then why don't you 475 00:23:02,011 --> 00:23:06,385 give their demo to dad? Because he's dad, and I'm doing this on my own. 476 00:23:08,918 --> 00:23:12,461 (Turns volume up) (Lowered voice) Listen, don't tell anybody about who we are. 477 00:23:12,462 --> 00:23:15,123 Especially them. Why do you care what they think? 478 00:23:15,124 --> 00:23:19,798 And besides, being us is awesome. All that money comes with strings attached, Lily. 479 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,470 People treat you differently. 480 00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:22,801 Yeah, better. 481 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,574 Wow. (Laughs) Could you sound any more like mom? 482 00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:27,175 Of course I sound like mom. 483 00:23:27,176 --> 00:23:30,980 She's the only female role model I've had since you bailed on us. 484 00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:36,785 Hey. 485 00:23:36,786 --> 00:23:38,518 I think we're here. 486 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:48,797 (Sighs) 487 00:23:48,798 --> 00:23:50,959 I never wanted to be like my mother. 488 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,602 I wanted to be open to life and... and fearless 489 00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:56,865 and not always thinking three steps ahead... and consequences 490 00:23:56,866 --> 00:23:59,508 and what would people say or what would my father think. 491 00:23:59,509 --> 00:24:01,640 Well, you have, for the most part, 492 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,913 with a few notable exceptions. 493 00:24:04,914 --> 00:24:06,915 That beautiful dinner you made... 494 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:09,218 You were gonna propose, weren't you? 495 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:13,051 But you didn't. 496 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,524 Because what I did to Serena made you fundamentally question 497 00:24:15,525 --> 00:24:18,587 the kind of person that I am. You're unpredictable, that's for sure. 498 00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:21,129 When I was younger, that was damn exciting. 499 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,931 You were always surprising me. 500 00:24:22,932 --> 00:24:26,895 I'm just doomed to repeat my mother's mistakes. 501 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,798 Why do you always have to do that? 502 00:24:29,799 --> 00:24:32,040 Dad, wait. Please don't walk away. 503 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:34,573 Our mistakes are ours alone to repeat... or correct. 504 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:38,476 I should forgive Serena for defying me. 505 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,179 Or first maybe you need to forgive Cece. Oh, my mother doesn't need forgiveness. 506 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:45,554 She needs electroshock therapy. You've got good reason to be angry with her... 507 00:24:45,555 --> 00:24:49,558 Those messed up values she passed on to you. I'll follow you back. 508 00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:50,889 Until you let it go, 509 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,562 how can you move forward with your own daughter? 510 00:24:53,563 --> 00:24:55,964 Cece's never gonna change, lil. 511 00:24:55,965 --> 00:24:58,927 But you still can. 512 00:24:58,928 --> 00:25:00,769 Thank you, Rufus. 513 00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:04,172 (Sighs) 514 00:25:04,173 --> 00:25:07,676 I'm glad we can talk, but as for everything else, 515 00:25:07,677 --> 00:25:10,709 I just don't know where we stand right now. 516 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,711 Even after 20 years, 517 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,713 you're still not sure who I am. 518 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,545 It's not that I'm not sure. 519 00:25:16,546 --> 00:25:19,788 It's just, I think you're still figuring it out. 520 00:25:19,789 --> 00:25:22,021 Ah. 521 00:25:28,257 --> 00:25:30,128 (New order) ♫ how does it feel ♫ 522 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:33,732 ♫ to treat me like you do? ♫ 523 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,764 And she sticks the landing. 524 00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:38,907 So is information on this mission 525 00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:40,909 revealed on a need-to-know basis? 526 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:43,842 Because I really need to know. Carol. 527 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,144 The so-called director of our music video 528 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:48,146 took our money and then jacked up his fee, 529 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,749 and now he's holding our video hostage, 530 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,882 and I am a hostage negotiator. Yeah, just 'cause this dork's uncle is John landis 531 00:25:53,883 --> 00:25:56,885 doesn't mean he's above the law. 532 00:25:56,886 --> 00:26:00,158 No Richie rich film school kid rips off me and my girl. Shep, I'm not your girl. 533 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:03,031 Right. She's... She's more like my muse. 534 00:26:03,032 --> 00:26:04,763 Oh, sweet hand towels. 535 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:07,165 So are we, like, breaking and entering? 536 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,037 Seriously? The window was unlocked, 537 00:26:09,038 --> 00:26:10,999 so really, it's just... entering. 538 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,572 And I thought investing in purse belts was a bad idea. Thanks, Lily. 539 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,305 Since I know how much you love following the rules, 540 00:26:17,306 --> 00:26:20,308 why don't you just stay here, far away from the party, 541 00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:22,911 where people are actually having fun? 542 00:26:22,912 --> 00:26:26,084 Owen, can you keep an eye on her? 543 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:29,017 (Toilet flushes) 544 00:26:29,018 --> 00:26:31,660 (Sighs) 545 00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:34,292 What? Just because my idea of a good time 546 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:37,025 isn't getting arrested for breaking into some guy's house, 547 00:26:37,026 --> 00:26:39,197 I'm automatically a stuck-up goody two-shoes? 548 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:42,200 It doesn't exactly make you the life of the party. 549 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,331 Where's the bar? 550 00:26:43,332 --> 00:26:44,773 I think it's this way. 551 00:26:44,774 --> 00:26:47,837 (Swing music playing) 552 00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:52,781 You made it! Yeah! There was a last minute change of plans. 553 00:26:52,782 --> 00:26:55,613 Yeah, I sprung her out of the pokey. 554 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,787 You can... You can thank me later. Well, I just spent ten seconds talking to you, 555 00:26:58,788 --> 00:27:01,619 so consider yourself repaid. Have fun. 556 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,321 (Laughs) (Chuckles) 557 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:04,923 So, you know, 558 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:08,657 not that I imagined, uh, much about my time at prom, 559 00:27:08,658 --> 00:27:10,999 but, um... it measures up. 560 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,131 Did you ever imagine yourself dancing at prom? 561 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,134 That I did. Well, I am here to make dreams come true. 562 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,136 Come dance with me. Bailing you out of prison 563 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,138 and dancing with you at prom in one night? That's... 564 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:25,013 Yeah, I'm here to make things interesting. 565 00:27:25,014 --> 00:27:27,376 ♫♫ 566 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,651 (Men without hats) ♫ we can dance if we want to ♫ 567 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,924 ♫ we can leave your friends behind ♫ 568 00:27:35,925 --> 00:27:38,126 ♫ 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance ♫ 569 00:27:38,127 --> 00:27:39,988 ♫ well, they're no friends of mine ♫ 570 00:27:39,989 --> 00:27:41,990 ♫ I say, we can go when we want to ♫ 571 00:27:41,991 --> 00:27:44,192 ♫ a place where they will never find ♫ 572 00:27:44,193 --> 00:27:47,035 ♫ and we can act like we come from out of this world ♫ 573 00:27:47,036 --> 00:27:49,267 ♫ leave the real one far behind ♫ 574 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:52,671 ♫♫ 575 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:02,280 (Inhales deeply) Hey, Van Der Woodsen, you want some? 576 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,153 (Depeche mode's "just can't get enough" playing) 577 00:28:05,154 --> 00:28:06,414 (Carol) Hey, Keith! 578 00:28:06,415 --> 00:28:09,257 Surprised to see me? 579 00:28:09,258 --> 00:28:12,260 Carol. Hey. 580 00:28:12,261 --> 00:28:14,122 Wow. You, uh, 581 00:28:14,123 --> 00:28:15,894 you look amazing. 582 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:18,967 Really? Even more amazing than in the video you won't give us? 583 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:21,099 Look, I'm sorry about that. I just, uh, 584 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,732 I couldn't think of any other way to get you to call me 585 00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:27,335 so I could explain... You have a girlfriend. Nothing else to explain. 586 00:28:27,336 --> 00:28:29,177 I just want the video. 587 00:28:29,178 --> 00:28:30,809 Hey. Who is this? 588 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:32,110 Is she available? 589 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:33,381 Nah, man. 590 00:28:33,382 --> 00:28:36,184 Nah, she, uh, she was just leaving. 591 00:28:36,185 --> 00:28:38,416 No, I wasn't. 592 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:42,190 ♫ We walk together, we're walking down the street ♫ 593 00:28:42,191 --> 00:28:45,794 ♫ I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough ♫ 594 00:28:45,795 --> 00:28:47,896 ♫ it's getting hotter ♫ 595 00:28:47,897 --> 00:28:50,859 ♫ it's our burning love, and I just can't seem... ♫ 596 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:51,860 Oh! 597 00:28:51,861 --> 00:28:55,263 ♫ To get enough, ah ♫ 598 00:28:55,264 --> 00:28:58,266 Oh, is this the moment where you fall in love with me? 599 00:28:58,267 --> 00:29:00,038 It is, isn't it? 600 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,211 You're totally falling in love with me right now. (Chuckles) 601 00:29:03,212 --> 00:29:06,145 ♫♫ 602 00:29:14,483 --> 00:29:16,885 (Glass shatters) (Carol) Spare me, Keith! 603 00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:18,526 (Blair) This is low, even for you. 604 00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:20,528 I can't believe you did this, Chuck. 605 00:29:20,529 --> 00:29:24,262 You know how important prom is to me! Blair, what's wrong? 606 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,995 I caught him with these. They're all marked 607 00:29:26,996 --> 00:29:28,366 with Nelly yuki's name. He's sabotaging me. 608 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:31,169 My missing corsage, my dress, the limo and hotel? 609 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:35,143 (Carol) We paid you 500 bucks to shoot that thing. We were friends then. I was giving you a special rate. 610 00:29:35,144 --> 00:29:36,404 Our relationship's changed now. 611 00:29:36,405 --> 00:29:39,147 You can pay me the balance in cash 612 00:29:39,148 --> 00:29:41,009 or... I don't know... 613 00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:43,051 What are you doing Saturday? 614 00:29:43,052 --> 00:29:46,054 Gross. My sister would never sleep with you. 615 00:29:46,055 --> 00:29:48,786 Yeah, 'cause she's dating me. 616 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,989 Shep, we're not dating. We were never dating. 617 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,221 Well, both of you don't know Carol very well, 618 00:29:53,222 --> 00:29:54,963 'cause, yeah, she totally slept with me. 619 00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:57,225 (Clicks tongue) Pretty fun, too. 620 00:29:57,226 --> 00:30:00,398 You slept with your music video director? I didn't know he had a girlfriend, 621 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:02,430 and I broke it off as soon as I found out. 622 00:30:02,431 --> 00:30:04,432 But what he wants to charge us? 623 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:06,304 Might as well be a million bucks. 624 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:09,277 And I know you probably think I should ask mom and dad 625 00:30:09,278 --> 00:30:11,940 for the money, but... 626 00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:15,283 Whatever. I'll think of something. It's fine. 627 00:30:15,284 --> 00:30:18,417 No, Carol. It's not fine. 628 00:30:22,451 --> 00:30:25,593 Hi. I'm Lily rhodes, and that's my sister, 629 00:30:25,594 --> 00:30:27,957 and no one treats us this way. 630 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:32,600 Okay. We already called the cops, so... 631 00:30:32,601 --> 00:30:34,032 You guys are trespassing. 632 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:37,867 It's cool, okay? We're done here. 633 00:30:40,009 --> 00:30:41,209 Finally. 634 00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:44,042 Take the trash back to the valley. 635 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:47,215 (Scoffs) What did you just say? What did you just say? 636 00:30:47,216 --> 00:30:49,377 Don't you have anything better to do, 637 00:30:49,378 --> 00:30:51,179 like get your butt tattooed? 638 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:54,883 The only tattoo I'm getting tonight is your face on my fist. 639 00:30:54,884 --> 00:30:57,585 Ladies, come on. No need to fight over me. 640 00:30:57,586 --> 00:30:59,127 Okay. Okay. 641 00:30:59,128 --> 00:31:01,529 How about we just fight you? (Grunts) 642 00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:03,431 (Boy) I got him. (Carol) Lily. Come on. 643 00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:05,633 (Boy) Go, go, go. Get 'em! (Carol shouts indistinctly) 644 00:31:05,634 --> 00:31:08,266 Where do you think you're going? 645 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:09,497 (Boy grunts) (Owen grunts) 646 00:31:09,498 --> 00:31:11,970 Carol! 647 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,341 (Grunts) Aah! 648 00:31:13,342 --> 00:31:15,404 (Owen grunting) 649 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,210 (Grunts) 650 00:31:22,211 --> 00:31:24,953 Oh! Hey! Leave him alone! (Keith) Aah! 651 00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:26,484 (Lily grunts) 652 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,256 (Guests) Oh! 653 00:31:28,257 --> 00:31:29,887 (Microphone feedback whines) 654 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,921 Students, if I could have your attention, please. 655 00:31:32,922 --> 00:31:34,923 For the first time ever at constance, 656 00:31:34,924 --> 00:31:38,396 our prom queen is... 657 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,398 I can't believe you're not even defending yourself. 658 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,401 (Blair) Lie to my face! Blame someone! Something! 659 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,203 I'm sorry. Just one moment. 660 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:48,106 (Whispers) Seriously? (Whispers) I know how to count. 661 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,438 (Normal voice) Our prom queen is... 662 00:31:50,439 --> 00:31:52,640 Blair Waldorf. 663 00:31:52,641 --> 00:31:54,642 But that's impossible! (Applause) 664 00:31:54,643 --> 00:31:57,685 Oh, my god. I won. 665 00:31:57,686 --> 00:32:00,448 This is my moment. 666 00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:02,020 I own prom. 667 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:04,422 (Penelope) And our king... 668 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:07,525 Nate Archibald. 669 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,527 Oh, my gosh! 670 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:11,429 This is so great! 671 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,361 (Gasps) Thank you! 672 00:32:13,362 --> 00:32:15,063 Oh. Thanks. 673 00:32:15,064 --> 00:32:16,264 (Microphone feedback whines) 674 00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,406 Thank you, everyone. 675 00:32:18,407 --> 00:32:21,939 Oh, I can't believe Blair won. Yeah, who even voted for her? 676 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,242 Me. About 150 times. 677 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:26,574 I wasn't putting the Nelly yuki ballots in. 678 00:32:26,575 --> 00:32:30,478 I was taking them out. But what about what she said you did to her limo 679 00:32:30,479 --> 00:32:33,351 and hotel and her corsage? Her new dress looks better without it. 680 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,283 (Camera shutter snaps) 681 00:32:35,284 --> 00:32:37,155 Give this to her. 682 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:40,058 It's to the penthouse at the Plaza. 683 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:43,191 You didn't think you were the only one 684 00:32:43,192 --> 00:32:46,194 who knew about the scrapbook, did you? (Camera shutter snaps) 685 00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:48,596 Chuck, I... 686 00:32:48,597 --> 00:32:51,399 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 687 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,271 That was really sweet. 688 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:56,304 I just wanted to make sure she had the perfect night. 689 00:32:56,305 --> 00:32:58,446 (Cheering) Your 2009 king and queen! 690 00:32:58,447 --> 00:33:00,378 Aw, who knew the mother-chucker 691 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,151 could also play fairy godmother? 692 00:33:03,152 --> 00:33:06,384 But if c. Just made b.'S dreams come true, 693 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:08,186 why does it feel like 694 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,319 our queen is standing with the wrong king? 695 00:33:13,062 --> 00:33:14,722 You can't use the one 696 00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:17,365 you already have on file? (Camera shutter snaps) 697 00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:20,629 Wait. Let me at least fix my makeup. (Camera shutter snaps) 698 00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:23,371 (Camera shutter snaps) 699 00:33:23,372 --> 00:33:26,734 (Telephone rings) (Woman) Are you ready to do the workout? 700 00:33:26,735 --> 00:33:29,207 (Women) Yeah! Beginner's workout. Stand with your feet a little more... 701 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,508 Jail? 702 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,740 You're in jail? 703 00:33:32,741 --> 00:33:37,085 (Voice breaks) I know, mom. I'm... I'm sorry. You know, if I was a better mother, 704 00:33:37,086 --> 00:33:39,547 I'd leave you in there, teach you a lesson. You ran away. 705 00:33:39,548 --> 00:33:43,691 You just abandoned me at the side of the road. You know they only give you one phone call, right? 706 00:33:43,692 --> 00:33:46,554 Oh, Lily, the hopes and dreams I have for you... 707 00:33:46,555 --> 00:33:49,757 An Ivy league education, life on the Upper East Side, 708 00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:52,730 married to the richest man in Manhattan. 709 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,532 See, that's the thing, mom... 710 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:58,066 Those are your hope and your dreams, not mine. 711 00:33:58,067 --> 00:34:01,269 I need to figure out what... What I want, what I need. 712 00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:03,411 Like a parole officer? I'm getting in the car. 713 00:34:03,412 --> 00:34:06,644 You need to be far away from your sister's influence. 714 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:10,378 Why? What's wrong with Carol? The fact that she's independent? 715 00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:13,121 That she thinks for herself? That she does what she wants 716 00:34:13,122 --> 00:34:15,123 and not what other people tell her to do? 717 00:34:15,124 --> 00:34:17,125 How about your spare me the heartache 718 00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:18,756 and yourself the humiliation 719 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:22,790 and give up on this failed experiment in rebellion? 720 00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:25,393 What if this is not an experiment? 721 00:34:25,394 --> 00:34:28,737 What about if this is me growing up? 722 00:34:30,399 --> 00:34:33,101 Enough soul searching. I'm calling your father's lawyer. 723 00:34:33,102 --> 00:34:35,503 We need to keep this thing out of the papers. 724 00:34:35,504 --> 00:34:37,445 (Crying) Please, mom, I don't need a publicist. 725 00:34:37,446 --> 00:34:39,107 I need my mother. 726 00:34:39,108 --> 00:34:42,710 I'm trying to talk to you here, and you're not... 727 00:34:42,711 --> 00:34:44,813 Hey, mom. Got a sec? 728 00:34:47,256 --> 00:34:50,318 Carol. 729 00:34:50,319 --> 00:34:52,360 This is your chance 730 00:34:52,361 --> 00:34:54,192 to be a big sister 731 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:58,226 and finally offer some actual guidance to Lily, advice. 732 00:34:58,227 --> 00:35:00,128 Her future's at stake. 733 00:35:00,129 --> 00:35:02,770 Which is why she needs to be far away from you. 734 00:35:02,771 --> 00:35:04,802 This is how it's going to be, mom. 735 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,875 Lily's staying with me for a while. Carol, just be reasonable. 736 00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:10,478 We both know the first time that she breaks a nail, 737 00:35:10,479 --> 00:35:12,440 rides a city bus... 738 00:35:12,441 --> 00:35:14,512 Or god forbid... actually steps foot in a public school, 739 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:18,115 she'll come running home. Well, that's really up to Lily, now isn't it? 740 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,418 Just tell her to... to sit tight. I'm coming for her. 741 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:23,422 No, mom. You sit tight. She'll call you later. 742 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,608 (Whispers) Oh, goodness. 743 00:35:40,609 --> 00:35:43,411 (Normal voice) Mother. Mom. 744 00:35:43,412 --> 00:35:45,673 Don't tell me you're chasing me out of town. 745 00:35:45,674 --> 00:35:47,645 I'm fleeing as fast as I can. 746 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,147 Well, please stop. I'm not going to apologize, 747 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,350 but I love you, and I know you love me. 748 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,781 Well, of course I love you, 749 00:35:53,782 --> 00:35:55,453 my daughters, my grandchildren. 750 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:57,885 My only motivation is love. On the contrary. 751 00:35:57,886 --> 00:36:00,488 Your motives are quite suspect, selfish even. 752 00:36:00,489 --> 00:36:02,690 And you haven't always done what's best for me. 753 00:36:02,691 --> 00:36:04,692 Well, I've done the very best I could. 754 00:36:04,693 --> 00:36:06,264 You think Serena's a handful? 755 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:09,537 I would rather have 20 Dan Humphreys from Brooklyn 756 00:36:09,538 --> 00:36:12,301 instead of that boy you loved from the valley. 757 00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:16,304 Well, you took care of that, didn't you? 758 00:36:16,305 --> 00:36:19,176 And you ended up with Serena and Eric 759 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,710 and the life you deserve. It wasn't up to you to decide what kind of life I should have. 760 00:36:22,711 --> 00:36:24,682 What else does it mean to be a mother 761 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,615 than to make sure that your child fulfills her destiny? 762 00:36:27,616 --> 00:36:30,588 Well, I wanted to create my own destiny. 763 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,391 But that would have meant losing you, 764 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:36,724 and I was always too afraid to do that. Until this afternoon, evidently. 765 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:40,428 (Sighs) Mother, please, I'm just asking you to stay. 766 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:43,471 You know, being a mother myself, I've made mistakes 767 00:36:43,472 --> 00:36:45,873 that rival if not outshine your own. 768 00:36:45,874 --> 00:36:47,836 And I forgive you. 769 00:36:49,278 --> 00:36:50,638 Lucky me. 770 00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:53,741 You throw me out of your home, and I get forgiven. 771 00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:56,484 Mother, just say thank you and give me a hug. 772 00:36:56,485 --> 00:36:58,486 I most certainly am not gonna thank you 773 00:36:58,487 --> 00:37:01,619 for the terrible things you said. 774 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,391 And as far as the hug goes, 775 00:37:03,392 --> 00:37:08,557 well, you've always done exactly as you pleased, haven't you? 776 00:37:25,013 --> 00:37:28,516 (Fountain of Wayne's "prom theme" playing) 777 00:37:28,517 --> 00:37:31,248 Hey. You okay? 778 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,423 This is supposed to be the happiest day in high school. 779 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:39,527 So why do I feel so sad? 780 00:37:39,528 --> 00:37:41,489 Like something's ending? 781 00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:44,292 Well, something is ending... 782 00:37:44,293 --> 00:37:45,733 High school. 783 00:37:45,734 --> 00:37:49,498 Not just school. 784 00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:55,544 You're my first love. 785 00:37:57,406 --> 00:37:59,807 (Sighs) Going to my senior prom with you 786 00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:02,850 is something I've wanted since I was 12 years old. 787 00:38:02,851 --> 00:38:04,352 And here we are, 788 00:38:04,353 --> 00:38:06,654 like it was meant to be. 789 00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:09,787 Yes. This was supposed to happen. 790 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,760 I'm sure of it. 791 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,663 But now it has and... 792 00:38:15,664 --> 00:38:19,527 Why are you talking in the past tense? 793 00:38:19,528 --> 00:38:21,699 We're still here. 794 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,930 I know. 795 00:38:22,931 --> 00:38:26,475 But this night already feels like a memory. 796 00:38:28,377 --> 00:38:30,307 (Sighs) 797 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,341 Just hold me... 798 00:38:33,342 --> 00:38:36,043 Until the song's over. 799 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:37,915 ♫♫ 800 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:41,790 Let's not waste these last moments talking about it. 801 00:38:44,052 --> 00:38:46,525 (Whispers) Okay. 802 00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:59,667 ♫ But tonight we feel like we're stars ♫ 803 00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:07,074 ♫ we'll play our air guitars, 'cause we're 18 ♫ 804 00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:10,047 ♫ it's a perfect night ♫ 805 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:18,048 ♫ to sing our prom theme ♫ 806 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,768 Hey. 807 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,039 There you are. 808 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,101 Where's the prom king? 809 00:39:34,102 --> 00:39:36,474 We broke up. 810 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:37,745 What? 811 00:39:37,746 --> 00:39:39,747 But... but everything was so perfect. 812 00:39:39,748 --> 00:39:42,710 It w... it was like a fairy tale. 813 00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:46,984 It turns out fairy tales end when they do for a reason. 814 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:51,789 I really wanted to go to prom with my high school boyfriend. 815 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:54,992 And... now that I have... 816 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:59,026 He feels like your high school boyfriend. 817 00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:01,469 I'm sorry. 818 00:40:01,470 --> 00:40:04,101 Me, too... 819 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:05,933 That you almost missed prom 820 00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:08,936 because your mother had you arrested... (Laughs) 821 00:40:08,937 --> 00:40:10,708 And your quasi half-brother/ex-boyfriend 822 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,510 was your prom date. 823 00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:15,883 (Laughs) You know, I actually had a lot of fun tonight. 824 00:40:15,884 --> 00:40:18,886 Dan and I made up, and I know that whatever my mother did, 825 00:40:18,887 --> 00:40:21,148 she... she did out of love. 826 00:40:21,149 --> 00:40:25,453 And right now, I am with exactly who I want to be with... 827 00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:26,754 My best friend. 828 00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:28,556 (Lily) So thank you. 829 00:40:28,557 --> 00:40:30,558 Well, it's the least I can do 830 00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:32,630 since I got you arrested and everything. 831 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,632 I didn't know you were such a brawler. 832 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,033 Neither did I. 833 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,636 I learned some things last night... 834 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:41,539 The biggest one being... 835 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,541 That I've really missed you. 836 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,913 You are high school to me... 837 00:40:45,914 --> 00:40:47,475 All of the boyfriends 838 00:40:47,476 --> 00:40:50,648 and mean girls and... And tests and teachers 839 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:53,651 and our crazy mothers... 840 00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,653 We... we went through it together. 841 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,756 We raised each other. 842 00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,758 You're my sister. 843 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:02,229 (Chuckles) 844 00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:03,931 So where's your car? 845 00:41:03,932 --> 00:41:06,494 How do you think I got you out of here? 846 00:41:06,495 --> 00:41:08,996 You sold your car? 847 00:41:08,997 --> 00:41:11,739 What are we gonna do? We're gonna walk? 848 00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:13,741 Walking in L.A.? Wow, sis. 849 00:41:13,742 --> 00:41:16,043 I have so much more to teach you. Come on. 850 00:41:16,044 --> 00:41:20,047 It's us. We travel in style no matter how we travel. 851 00:41:20,048 --> 00:41:22,479 (Freur) ♫ doot ♫ 852 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,653 ♫ doot-doot ♫ 853 00:41:25,654 --> 00:41:28,757 ♫♫ 854 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:33,260 ♫ Doot ♫ 855 00:41:33,261 --> 00:41:35,062 ♫ doot-doot ♫ 856 00:41:35,063 --> 00:41:39,667 Shoulder pads may come and go, but a b.F.F. Is forever... 857 00:41:39,668 --> 00:41:42,229 ♫♫ 858 00:41:42,230 --> 00:41:44,672 Because even when you're not sure where you're headed, 859 00:41:44,673 --> 00:41:49,236 it helps to know you're not going there alone. 860 00:41:49,237 --> 00:41:50,608 (Cell phone alert beeps) 861 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:52,710 No one has all the answers, 862 00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:56,814 and sometimes the best we can do is just apologize 863 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,146 and let the past be the past. 864 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:01,549 ♫♫ 865 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:04,191 Other times, we need to look to the future 866 00:42:04,192 --> 00:42:07,124 and know that even when we think we've seen it all, 867 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,126 life can still surprise us, 868 00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:12,199 and we can still surprise ourselves. 869 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,164 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.