1 00:00:03,534 --> 00:00:05,775 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. No. Stop. 2 00:00:05,776 --> 00:00:09,008 Quiet. Hey! Jenny! 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,182 Sarah Lawrence cannot accept someone who has hazed a teacher. 4 00:00:12,183 --> 00:00:15,245 Colleges stopped accepting applications months ago. 5 00:00:15,246 --> 00:00:18,648 I don't have any other options. What happened? Yale has great financial aid. 6 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:20,350 Well, as of now, we're a low priority. 7 00:00:20,351 --> 00:00:22,652 It's all determined by need. We're not needy enough? 8 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:26,056 It sounds to me like you need to get away. Yes! Road trip. 9 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:29,259 I was thinking more like a private jet to Spain. When do we leave? 10 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,361 Tomorrow morning. To españa! 11 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:34,104 To españa! I met you last year. You were calling yourself Savannah. 12 00:00:34,105 --> 00:00:36,106 It's Serena. It's nice to meet you again. I'm Gabriel. 13 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:39,410 All I want to tell you is that I do want to be with you. 14 00:00:43,574 --> 00:00:46,076 And who am I? 15 00:00:46,077 --> 00:00:49,619 That's a secret I'll never tell. 16 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,621 You know you love me. 17 00:00:51,622 --> 00:00:57,427 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 18 00:00:57,428 --> 00:01:00,691 ("Peer gynt suite no. 1, op.46 'anitra's dance'" playing) 19 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:09,099 (Cockney accent) Excuse me, sir. 20 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,841 Buy a flower for the pretty lady? 21 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:14,404 You! 22 00:01:14,405 --> 00:01:19,709 (British accent) Darling, who let this miserable creature in? 23 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:22,352 Please, I'm tryin' to earn money so I can go to Yale. 24 00:01:22,353 --> 00:01:25,084 It's my dream, it is, always has been. 25 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,716 Yale? You foolish little girl. 26 00:01:26,717 --> 00:01:29,760 That dream is over. Time to wake up. 27 00:01:32,123 --> 00:01:34,164 No. No. 28 00:01:34,165 --> 00:01:35,795 (Laughs) No! No! 29 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:39,129 This is my dream. No! 30 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:40,400 (Sighs) 31 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:42,232 When you lose hope in a dream, 32 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:45,775 sometimes all you're left with are sleepless nights. 33 00:01:45,776 --> 00:01:48,878 While some call the doctor for a refill, 34 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:51,341 I find the best solution 35 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:54,314 is a full social calendar. 36 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:57,247 And here Nate and I are at the young fellows ball. 37 00:01:57,248 --> 00:01:58,518 And here we are 38 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,750 with his grandfather, William Van Der bilt. 39 00:02:00,751 --> 00:02:03,122 Cyrus, focus. You missed a lot while you were gone. 40 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,225 I'm sorry, but I have an enormous amount to do 41 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:08,198 before the passover supper tonight... the seder. 42 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:09,859 Oh, it smells delicious. 43 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:14,133 Oh, I am making a brisket that is gonna blow your socks off. 44 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,236 (Laughs) Be sure to save me some. 45 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,907 For the last time, 46 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:20,670 this dinner is very important to your stepfather and me. 47 00:02:20,671 --> 00:02:22,512 And if only I could be two people, but you know, 48 00:02:22,513 --> 00:02:25,275 Nate's cousin Tripp Van Der bilt is getting married tomorrow. 49 00:02:25,276 --> 00:02:27,677 The dinner's tonight, and I'm late for the rehearsal. 50 00:02:27,678 --> 00:02:29,879 Rehearsal? You're not even in the wedding. 51 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,523 No, but Nate texted me, and he said he had a surprise. 52 00:02:33,524 --> 00:02:35,655 I'm betting it's about the junior committee 53 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,828 for the Whitney. Tripp's fiancée promised to get me on. Okay, just wait a minute. 54 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:40,890 Young lady, you are gonna have to get serious 55 00:02:40,891 --> 00:02:42,892 about your future. Maureen is already 56 00:02:42,893 --> 00:02:46,196 on the board of four charities and two museums 57 00:02:46,197 --> 00:02:48,898 and needs a personal assistant to keep track of her schedule. 58 00:02:48,899 --> 00:02:50,700 Not to mention, 59 00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:52,542 being a socialite was good enough for Jackie o. 60 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:55,675 You know, my old friend, j.R., is a big mugwump at N.Y.U., 61 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,447 and he happens to owe me a favor. 62 00:02:57,448 --> 00:02:59,909 Cyrus saved j.R.'S life in 'nam. 63 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:03,613 Oh. (Chuckles) Well, I'm sorry, but just because I lost Yale 64 00:03:03,614 --> 00:03:06,556 does not mean I'm wasting my time at a non-Ivy, 65 00:03:06,557 --> 00:03:08,858 reading "beloved" six times 66 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:10,460 and experimenting with lesbianism. 67 00:03:10,461 --> 00:03:12,663 Now Nate is waiting. 68 00:03:14,225 --> 00:03:17,928 Waldorf women are not socialites. 69 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:22,533 You can just set those down there, please. 70 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,505 The prodigal daughter returns. 71 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,237 How was Spain? 72 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:28,578 Amazing. Perfect. 73 00:03:28,579 --> 00:03:29,909 I'm sure. 74 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,982 You and Poppy dancing on tabletops in Barcelona, 75 00:03:32,983 --> 00:03:35,315 sunbathing nude in costa del sol. 76 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:38,448 More like me and Poppy and her boyfriend Gabriel 77 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:39,849 on the coast. 78 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:44,554 Uh, I just read and ate and, you know, swam. 79 00:03:44,555 --> 00:03:46,696 So there was nude sunbathing. 80 00:03:46,697 --> 00:03:49,299 Hey, uh, is my mom around? 81 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,302 I haven't seen her, but I have been occupied. 82 00:03:52,303 --> 00:03:53,833 Last night's entertainment. 83 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,305 She's a synchronized swimmer, 84 00:03:55,306 --> 00:03:57,737 can hold her breath for five minutes. 85 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,670 So you... you found a way to get over Blair then. 86 00:04:00,671 --> 00:04:03,873 Well, there was a detour with a boho barista. 87 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:07,347 Then I realized I'm a 17-year-old billionaire 88 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,948 with tremendous stamina. 89 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:12,652 Tonight I have a date with the bolshoi's lead ballerina. 90 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:15,485 By the way, I saw Poppy lifton 91 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:18,458 at the Rose bar last week. 92 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,460 It's funny how she can be there 93 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,893 yet still be in Spain with you. 94 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,643 ♫♫ 95 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,006 Did I tell you you look beautiful? 96 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:38,908 Nate Archibald, 97 00:04:38,909 --> 00:04:42,482 are you trying to seduce me on church property? 98 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,684 Mm. Come on. Let's go. 99 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,686 And can you please remind the attendants 100 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:49,288 not to seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? 101 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,021 She may be American royalty, but that woman is a giraffe. 102 00:04:52,022 --> 00:04:53,863 (Chuckles) Sure. 103 00:04:53,864 --> 00:04:56,726 Oh, hey. Tripp asked me to go to lunch with him. 104 00:04:56,727 --> 00:04:59,298 He said it was important, but I think he's just scared 105 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,902 I'm gonna talk about his ex-girlfriends during my toast. Fine. I'll come by before dinner. 106 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,875 I-I hope that's not your big surprise. 107 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:08,778 Oh, yeah. I'll have to think of a way to thank Maureen, 108 00:05:08,779 --> 00:05:11,381 with the Whitney committee. I got into Columbia. 109 00:05:11,382 --> 00:05:15,044 What? I got into Columbia. What were you talking about? 110 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:16,886 Oh. Nothing. 111 00:05:16,887 --> 00:05:19,819 That's amazing. I didn't even know you applied. 112 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,422 Well, I just... I wanted to see if I could get in 113 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,524 without any family help, you know. 114 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,697 I mean, all my grandfather had to do to get me into Yale 115 00:05:27,698 --> 00:05:29,929 was just make a phone call and... I'm sorry. 116 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,662 It's fine. 117 00:05:32,663 --> 00:05:34,664 I'm so happy for you. 118 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:36,666 So that means no Yale? 119 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:40,069 No, honestly, I'm... I'm torn. 120 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:43,042 Blair. It was so sweet of you to come. 121 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,915 Yes, it-it's going to be so beautiful. 122 00:05:45,916 --> 00:05:48,778 I-I have some disappointing news. 123 00:05:48,779 --> 00:05:50,920 The Whitney junior committee 124 00:05:50,921 --> 00:05:53,883 felt you were too new on the scene. 125 00:05:53,884 --> 00:05:56,886 They chose Elizabeth instead. 126 00:05:56,887 --> 00:05:59,429 Your bridesmaid? Give it time. 127 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:01,090 When it comes to these things, 128 00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:04,494 it takes a while to start to matter. 129 00:06:04,495 --> 00:06:06,996 Hey, if it makes you feel any better, 130 00:06:06,997 --> 00:06:08,968 Maureen had to pick her bridesmaids 131 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,741 from a list provided by my grandfather. 132 00:06:11,742 --> 00:06:14,043 Hey, I better go. The rehearsal's starting. 133 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:15,745 Oh. Okay. 134 00:06:15,746 --> 00:06:19,049 I'll just wait here... With the rest of the commoners. 135 00:06:21,552 --> 00:06:22,852 Hey. Hey, Wes. 136 00:06:22,853 --> 00:06:24,784 Is that the, uh, science fair project? 137 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,786 Yep. We're tracking air quality on plant growth. 138 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,788 One of these was grown in our apartment, 139 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,821 and the other was grown in Wes' country house. 140 00:06:31,822 --> 00:06:34,664 Apparently a tree does not grow in Brooklyn. 141 00:06:34,665 --> 00:06:36,466 I better take off. Call you later? 142 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:37,598 Yeah. 143 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,671 ♫♫ 144 00:06:41,672 --> 00:06:44,674 (Door closes) Well, I hope for the sake of science that 145 00:06:44,675 --> 00:06:47,577 that relationship is strictly professional. Of course. But I'm working on it. 146 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:49,178 No, I get it. Rent trumps art. 147 00:06:49,179 --> 00:06:51,741 Well, let me know if you change your mind. 148 00:06:51,742 --> 00:06:55,485 Nobody wants to buy art right now. Look, I'm the one with the expensive Yale tuition. 149 00:06:55,486 --> 00:06:58,488 Please let me help. There's gotta be a job on craigslist 150 00:06:58,489 --> 00:07:01,150 that doesn't involve dealing or nudity. Dan, I have it under control. 151 00:07:01,151 --> 00:07:03,693 Your priority is school. I'm off to Lily's. 152 00:07:03,694 --> 00:07:07,026 She wants to go shopping for a table, a lamp. 153 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,158 I'm not sure. Bye. (Jenny) Bye. 154 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:11,160 Good luck. 155 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:14,504 I don't know he's being so stubborn about this. 156 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:16,506 You know, Wes' mom owns a catering company. 157 00:07:16,507 --> 00:07:19,609 Catering? That definitely was not on the top of my list, 158 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:21,010 but, I mean, yeah, 159 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:23,042 if you... if you... If you don't mind asking... 160 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,045 Not at all, because then I can ask him to come to dinner 161 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:29,549 with me as a thanks for being so cool to my brother. 162 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,081 (Man) ♫ whoa, whoa ♫ 163 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,888 Hello, Blair. 164 00:07:38,889 --> 00:07:40,129 Good to see you. 165 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:43,032 You, too, Mr. Van Der bilt. 166 00:07:43,033 --> 00:07:45,865 The wedding is going to be lovely. 167 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,867 Blair, it's reached my ears 168 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,999 that Nate has been accepted to Columbia. 169 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,844 Has he spoken to you of his intentions? 170 00:07:54,845 --> 00:07:57,146 Not in so many words. 171 00:07:57,147 --> 00:08:00,910 But I do know he's very proud of having gotten in on his own. 172 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:02,151 As he should be. 173 00:08:02,152 --> 00:08:05,785 My grandson values your opinion. 174 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:10,189 Perhaps you could show him that Yale is the appropriate choice. 175 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:15,495 I... think this is a decision he needs to make himself. 176 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,600 Tell me, what are your plans for next year? 177 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,932 I know you put off college. 178 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:25,174 Any word from the junior committee for the Whitney? 179 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:28,177 Actually... They didn't accept me. 180 00:08:28,178 --> 00:08:31,180 Ah. I think that must be some kind of mistake. 181 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:33,783 I'll call Agnes chismer immediately 182 00:08:33,784 --> 00:08:35,946 and clear that right up. 183 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:38,648 Really? 184 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:40,650 For a friend of my grandson, 185 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:44,024 there's nothing I wouldn't do. 186 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:52,031 Yale is an amazing school. 187 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,106 And... Nate would look dashing in bulldog blue. 188 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:01,972 And I want to be a bridesmaid. 189 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:08,849 I think, uh, she might have room for one more. 190 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,858 Why did I give Dorota the weekend off? 191 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,860 Ever since she and Vanya fell in love, 192 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,862 all she thinks about is herself. 193 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,735 (Cell phone rings) 194 00:09:25,736 --> 00:09:28,137 Hello? 195 00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:33,042 Yes, this is Cyrus Rose. 196 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:36,946 This is Serena Van Der Woodsen. 197 00:09:36,947 --> 00:09:39,650 I think I need a lawyer. 198 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:46,315 How did antique shopping turn into shoe shopping? 199 00:09:46,316 --> 00:09:47,987 Well, my darling, 200 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,219 all shopping eventually leads to shoe shopping. 201 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:54,123 If only people felt that way about art. You're thinking about Dan's tuition. 202 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:57,967 (Sighs) Uh, mid-range collectors just aren't buying right now. 203 00:09:57,968 --> 00:10:01,731 Well, you never know when things will turn around. (Gasps) 204 00:10:01,732 --> 00:10:04,133 Now who says that these are not art? 205 00:10:04,134 --> 00:10:06,036 Hey, mom. Nice shoes. 206 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,709 Could you give us a moment? 207 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:13,714 Welcome back. Thanks. 208 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,987 Mom, I know you're upset. No, I'm furious. 209 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:21,350 First you trash the apartment, then you run away to Spain. 210 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:23,192 I'm sorry. 211 00:10:23,193 --> 00:10:27,026 I, um, I've just... I've been feeling really lost. 212 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:30,029 Oh, spare me, Serena. The only thing that is lost is 213 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,061 your sense of responsibility and consideration. 214 00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:34,633 It seems to me like the old Serena is back, 215 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,736 and I'm not very happy to see her. 216 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:40,209 So you might want to take your coat off, 217 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:42,112 because you're grounded. 218 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:51,250 (Beeps) 219 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,783 S.! You're back from Spain! 220 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:55,855 (Serena) Yeah. I just landed. 221 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,928 Hey, uh, are you home? No. More like avoiding it. 222 00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:00,960 My mom and Cyrus are hosting passover. 223 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,833 I thought firstborns were supposed to be spared. 224 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:07,396 Oh, so... so you're not gonna be at the apartment all day? I'm getting a dress fitted at reem acra, 225 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:10,770 and then Nate and I are going to his cousin's rehearsal dinner. 226 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,773 S., I'm one of the chosen ones. 227 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,805 I was wandering the bass-Ian desert (Presses button) 228 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:18,948 And now I've reached the Van Der bilt promised land. (Elevator bell dings) 229 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:22,111 That's great. Um, listen, I have to run some errands, 230 00:11:22,112 --> 00:11:24,114 but let's talk later, okay? 231 00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:29,058 I thought Maureen was only having five bridesmaids. 232 00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:30,920 It was kind of last minute. 233 00:11:30,921 --> 00:11:33,963 And I think a little higher on the hem. 234 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,896 (Grunts) So I'm gonna need a couple minutes 235 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,068 to practice my tray balancing. 236 00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:40,900 I've never done this before. 237 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,032 Although I have a feeling i-I'll be a tray-balancing wunderkind. 238 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,735 Are you gonna do this nervous talking thing all night? 239 00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:49,708 It's cool. I just need to know. No, I'm sorry. I-I didn't tell my dad I took this job, 240 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,041 and I-I feel so bad keeping it from him, 241 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:55,214 but, you know, he gets so defensive. I'll take that as a "yes." 242 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,346 (Grunts) Oh. 243 00:11:57,347 --> 00:11:59,789 Oh, no, no, no, no. Good. You're here. 244 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,791 I just ran out to buy some candles. 245 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:05,324 I don't understand why we just can't light some votives. 246 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,926 You look familiar. 247 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,098 Have you worked for me before? 248 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:12,261 I did call them, and they cannot send over a replacement. 249 00:12:12,262 --> 00:12:13,933 They are absolutely overextended. 250 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,935 Mrs. Waldorf, I'm sure that between corrine 251 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,838 and... and Dorota... Dorota has the weekend off. 252 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,110 And I absolutely need two servers. 253 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,843 Cyrus' mother's coming, and she hates me. 254 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,475 I have never thrown a seder before. 255 00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:28,978 I don't even know how to say half the words 256 00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:31,120 in this prayer book that's named for lieberman's wife. 257 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:32,782 She, uh, she's Hadassah. 258 00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:34,423 The... I think the prayer book is called haggadah. 259 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:37,857 See? No, you cannot leave. With all due respect, I-I don't... 260 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,990 I don't feel comfortable serving knishes to Blair. But Blair won't be here. 261 00:12:40,991 --> 00:12:44,093 And you don't serve knishes at passover. 262 00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:47,036 I'll double your pay... 263 00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:49,069 For both of you. 264 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,773 I could really use the money. 265 00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:58,378 Um... 266 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:02,511 (Sighs) Fine. 267 00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:04,783 Great. Here are the linens. 268 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,016 Put one of these at every place. 269 00:13:07,017 --> 00:13:09,788 Cyrus? Cyrus, I think the brisket's burnin'. 270 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,790 Oh, no. Not at all, Mrs. Chismer. 271 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,893 We all make mistakes. 272 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,094 Hi. 273 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,969 So I'll see you Tuesday at the Whitney? 274 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:25,074 So... 275 00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:27,837 I've been thinking about this whole college thing. 276 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:30,039 I'm going to Columbia. 277 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,580 Okay. 278 00:13:31,581 --> 00:13:34,043 Oh, maybe it's just my old prejudice speaking, 279 00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:35,514 but, um, Yale... 280 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,887 Yale only accepted me because of my grandfather. 281 00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:40,921 I don't want to owe him or my family anything. 282 00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,957 After tonight, we're done with them. 283 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,260 Oh, b., too bad you weren't invited 284 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:54,403 to Nate and Tripp's lunch, 'cause whatever happened, 285 00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:57,006 it looks like you're the one paying. 286 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:58,237 Cyrus! 287 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,239 Your mother's here. 288 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,073 God, where is that man? 289 00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:08,077 I can certainly look into the legalities of it, 290 00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,080 but... I think you should tell your mother. 291 00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:13,052 We're... we're not in a good place right now. 292 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,554 I don't think I could go up to her and say, 293 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,927 "sorry, but I sort of got married in Spain. 294 00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,228 "But don't worry. 295 00:14:19,229 --> 00:14:21,490 Cyrus is helping me get a quickie annulment." 296 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:23,893 She's your mother. Sh... 297 00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:27,137 (Cyrus) Excuse me. Um, sorry. You what? 298 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:39,248 Poppy and Gabriel get in this huge fight, 299 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:41,280 and then she just leaves, abandoning me and Gabriel. 300 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,413 And so I-I stayed around to keep him company. Well, you did a bang-up job. 301 00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:46,555 Dan, please. Gabriel and Poppy were over, 302 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,617 and it's not like either one of us planned this. 303 00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:50,889 This... this thing between us just happened, 304 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,423 and we couldn't stop it. This "thing" was a marriage. What were you thinking? 305 00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:57,426 I don't know. I-I wasn't. But I don't even know if I am married. 306 00:14:57,427 --> 00:15:01,330 That's what Cyrus is trying to figure out. How does one not know if one is married? 307 00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:04,103 Well, there was a dinner, 308 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,405 and then we had a lot of rioja 309 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,538 and then dancing and then more rioja 310 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:13,082 and then we took off our clothes and went swimming in the ocean. Okay, skip that part. 311 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:16,915 Yeah. Yeah, um, so... so the next thing I know, 312 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,048 Gabriel is just screaming, "I love you! I love you!" 313 00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:21,590 And he's banging on this church door, 314 00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:24,994 trying to wake up a priest and... O-okay... okay, so there was a priest. Did you say "I do"? 315 00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:27,456 Well, I-I said "sí." 316 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:30,059 I don't know. It w-was all in Spanish. 317 00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,700 It was... it was crazy. 318 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,462 You're smiling. What? 319 00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:36,035 You ran off to Spain with a guy you barely know. 320 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,168 You got married and you're... A little bit... you're smiling. No, I woke up the next morning, 321 00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:41,410 and I thought, "what have I done? This is crazy." 322 00:15:41,411 --> 00:15:44,273 And I got on the next flight out and here I am talking to Cyrus. 323 00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,515 You're a... you're like... You're a wife. 324 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:50,349 No, I'm not. Maybe I am. A-are you jealous? Serena, we were together for a year, 325 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,181 and we didn't make it to junior prom. 326 00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:54,623 You're with this guy for less than a month, 327 00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:57,186 and you get married, so I mean, yeah, 328 00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:59,488 it's a little bit insulting. 329 00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:01,490 I-I have to... I have to get back to work. 330 00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:03,732 Wait. Wait. Are you serving Eleanor's seder? 331 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:06,065 No. 332 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,237 Sort of. I mean, yes. 333 00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:09,999 Yes... 334 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,001 You're the wife of the landed gentry, 335 00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:14,473 and I'm a cater waiter at a seder. 336 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,275 Dan, wait. 337 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,348 (Dinah Washington's "is you is or is you ain't my baby? 338 00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:22,581 (Rae & Christian remix)' Playing) 339 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,755 ♫ I've got a man who's always late ♫ 340 00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:30,059 ♫ any time we have a date ♫ 341 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:31,460 ♫ but I love him ♫ 342 00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:34,023 Nate, tell me what's going on. 343 00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,524 It's fine. 344 00:16:35,525 --> 00:16:38,067 Listen, I'm just... I'm just glad you're here, okay? 345 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,330 You know, now might not be a good time 346 00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:44,203 to say anything to your grandfather about Columbia. 347 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,577 Well, that should be easy, since I'm not gonna speak to him. 348 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:51,380 ♫ And I'm gonna have him ♫ 349 00:16:51,381 --> 00:16:53,342 Is there a problem, Blair? 350 00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:57,447 No. No problem. I just need a few more minutes. (Glasses clink) 351 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:01,650 (Elevator bell dings) 352 00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:04,123 ("Hatikvoh" playing) 353 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,556 Oh, Eleanor, thank you for doing this. 354 00:17:07,557 --> 00:17:11,130 Please. I was very happy that you invited yourself. 355 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,233 (Whispers) Cyrus' mother... She hates me. 356 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,365 (Normal voice) Another friendly face is always welcome. 357 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,507 Hello, Rufus. (Blows kiss) Hey. 358 00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,340 Oh, do you know that... 359 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,472 You'll find out. 360 00:17:23,473 --> 00:17:25,145 Hey, uh... 361 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,449 That's Allan Levy, the art collector. 362 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:35,424 He's the guy who put a monet in his bathroom. I... oh, no. Well, he's an old friend of Cyrus'. 363 00:17:35,425 --> 00:17:38,457 You've been saying the mid-range art market is dead, so I thought 364 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,630 it might be nice for you to meet a few high-end collectors. Lil, I appreciate you trying to help, 365 00:17:41,631 --> 00:17:44,763 but I am not fawning over an ass like Allan Levy 366 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,336 just to make a sale. Oh, god. 367 00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:51,069 Dan, what are you doing here? (Sighs) Um, I'm j... I'm just here 'cause... 368 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,841 Because I invited him. 369 00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:54,503 Oh. Lovely. 370 00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:58,147 I'm sorry that I snuck out, mom, but I had to see Blair. 371 00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:00,479 She invited me to seder, so I invited Dan. 372 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,183 Though Blair is now strangely nowhere to be seen. Well, lucky for you, 373 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,455 I don't want to cause a scene at Eleanor's. 374 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:09,658 We'll talk about this later. Dan, you're dressed just like a cater waiter. 375 00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:12,491 Yeah, well, y-you go for a classic look with a black tie 376 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,724 and a white shirt, and that's what you get. Serena, what are you doing here? 377 00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:18,867 Blair invited her. Strange. Blair made it absolutely clear 378 00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:22,731 that she wasn't going to be here, but please stay. 379 00:18:22,732 --> 00:18:25,534 Daniel, would you go downstairs and get the kosher wine 380 00:18:25,535 --> 00:18:27,576 and could you please make yourself 381 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,509 a little more presentable? That was sorta rude. 382 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:34,443 Yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna go with it. Attaboy. 383 00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:36,486 Drinks? Yeah. 384 00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:39,888 I would have invited you to the loft, 385 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,890 but the only chef we have there is my dad, 386 00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:44,353 and his specialties are waffles and embarrassing me. 387 00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:46,255 Do you want the top hat or the race car? 388 00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:49,428 What, do you want the shoe? This isn't the same girl I used to see 389 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,660 hanging out on the steps of the met. 390 00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:53,903 Yeah, well, people change. (Elevator bell dings) 391 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,906 Great. 392 00:18:57,907 --> 00:19:00,840 Good evening. 393 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,618 If you hear screams, don't be alarmed. We're fine. 394 00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:17,586 I think I'll be the thimble. 395 00:19:17,587 --> 00:19:19,628 Rufus' gallery is in williamsburg. 396 00:19:19,629 --> 00:19:22,361 You should move your gallery to the city. 397 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,193 Williamsburg is already over. 398 00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:26,595 I didn't realize a whole neighborhood could be over. 399 00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:30,569 My friends, it's time for the seder to begin. 400 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,572 Dan, uh, I need you to know that I'm really sorry. 401 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,904 (Eleanor) Dan, we need matzo! 402 00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:38,777 Serena, being Eleanor's bitch boy is about all I can take 403 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,780 right now, so I... (Chuckles) I really don't need your pity. 404 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,782 Okay, but just please understand that what happened 405 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,855 between me and Gabriel has nothing to do with you. 406 00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,557 Uh, yeah, sure. 407 00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:51,390 But a person doesn't just go off and suddenly get married. 408 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,962 You're clearly reacting to something. (Eleanor) Dan! 409 00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:55,824 I gotta get matzo. 410 00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:57,866 (Sarah Vaughn) ♫ whatever Lola wants ♫ 411 00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,698 Tripp. Blair. 412 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,371 Did you say something to Nate? 413 00:20:02,372 --> 00:20:06,575 He feels lucky, you know, that you two are back together. 414 00:20:06,576 --> 00:20:09,908 He told me how much you've both changed. Is that true? 415 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,980 Yes. 416 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:13,482 Of course. 417 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:14,743 We've changed a lot. 418 00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:18,718 Well, be good to him, okay? 419 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,592 What did you tell him? 420 00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:25,994 (Utensil clinking glass) 421 00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:27,556 Well, good evening. 422 00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,558 Oh, no. Most of you know me. 423 00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:31,430 I'm Nate Archibald, Tripp's cousin. 424 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,363 When Tripp asked me to be the best man in his wedding, 425 00:20:34,364 --> 00:20:37,606 I was a little bit surprised, to say the least. 426 00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:40,609 But I guess grandfather told him to choose me 427 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,642 and that was that, so... (Laughter) 428 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,974 But we all know how important family is 429 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:49,718 to William Van Der bilt. But what we don't know are 430 00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:52,481 the many secret ways he helps us all out. 431 00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,883 For instance, today I discovered 432 00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:59,628 he was the one who had my father investigated by the authorities. 433 00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,630 (Scoffs) And if he cares so much about family, 434 00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:03,762 then why did he destroy mine? 435 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:09,037 So I guess the lesson here... 436 00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:11,600 Tripp, old buddy... 437 00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:13,403 Is watch your back. 438 00:21:16,045 --> 00:21:17,546 To family. 439 00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:19,848 (Guests murmuring) 440 00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:21,580 Uh-oh, b. 441 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,915 Looks like you hitched your wagon to a falling star. 442 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,919 (Elevator bell dings) 443 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:36,925 Can I help you? Yes, I'm Gabriel. I'm looking for Serena. 444 00:21:36,926 --> 00:21:39,898 Baruch atah ay dios mio. 445 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:44,534 This passover is gonna get its own Spanish inquisition. 446 00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:49,438 So passover is a holiday that celebrates 447 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:52,481 the Jewish people's flight from slavery to freedom. 448 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,043 (Whispering) You need to come to the foyer. 449 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:57,786 (Whispers) Dan, I know you're upset, 450 00:21:57,787 --> 00:22:00,849 but now is not a good time. Cyrus is about to pray. We light the candles. 451 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:03,021 You really need to come out there, like, right now. 452 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,494 Normally we do this before sunset, 453 00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:07,756 but I won't tell if you don't. 454 00:22:07,757 --> 00:22:10,499 ♫♫ 455 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,702 Excuse me. 456 00:22:13,703 --> 00:22:16,365 (Cyrus) Baruch atah adonai 457 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,637 eloheinu melech ha'olam... 458 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,909 What is so important? 459 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,641 (Sighs) 460 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,643 Oh, no. Exactly. 461 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,516 Gabriel, wh-what... What are you doing here? 462 00:22:27,517 --> 00:22:30,819 How can you ask me that? I woke up and you were gone. 463 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:33,752 Not even a note. But how did you even find me? 464 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,123 I called your apartment. 465 00:22:35,124 --> 00:22:37,355 The guy who answered said you'd probably be here. 466 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,828 He also asked me if I had any hash. 467 00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:43,932 This is obviously between the two of you, so... No, you're not leaving. Please. I can call you, 468 00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:46,835 but you have to go now. No, I'm not going anywhere. 469 00:22:46,836 --> 00:22:51,069 We have to talk. You owe me at least that. 470 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,401 Please, Gabriel, don't. 471 00:22:52,402 --> 00:22:54,643 Why won't you even talk to me? 472 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:58,707 I mean, after everything that we've... Because Dan is my boyfriend. We got in a fight 473 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:01,580 before I left for Spain, and once I got there, 474 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,582 I got a little carried away, 475 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,784 but no matter what, I-I had to come back. 476 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:09,988 Dan was my first love, and nothing can change that. 477 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,090 Yeah, it, uh, it's true. It's true. 478 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,823 I love Serena. 479 00:23:14,824 --> 00:23:17,466 No matter what crazy thing she does, 480 00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:19,397 uh, I-I will always love her. 481 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,699 I'm sorry, but, Serena, 482 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:24,132 you've... you've never mentioned him before. 483 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,735 Well, I'm sure I had to come up at least once. 484 00:23:26,736 --> 00:23:28,507 At any point? 485 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,409 Gabriel, I will call you, but y-you do have to leave. 486 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,041 This is a family dinner. 487 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:36,845 Dan, Cyrus says that we are missing a lamb bone. 488 00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:38,416 Oh, hello. 489 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,549 Is this another one of your friends? 490 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,722 Yeah, um, sort of, but he's leaving. 491 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,924 I apologize. I didn't mean to interrupt your evening. 492 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:49,758 Oh, not at all, not at all. Would you like to join us? 493 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,060 We're having a seder. No, no, I'm sure he can't. 494 00:23:52,061 --> 00:23:55,604 No, no. I'd love to meet the people in Serena's life. 495 00:23:55,605 --> 00:23:58,637 Perhaps it'll help me better understand her. Wonderful. There's even an empty seat. 496 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:01,770 It's for Elijah, but you can take it. 497 00:24:01,771 --> 00:24:04,613 You are in serious danger of losing your tip. 498 00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:08,046 (Flo Rida and kesha) ♫ when you go down, when you go down ♫ 499 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,878 (Flo Rida) ♫ hey, walk out my house with my swagger ♫ 500 00:24:09,879 --> 00:24:11,920 Did you know about this? 501 00:24:11,921 --> 00:24:13,652 What? No, of course not. 502 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,084 You have five minutes to fix it. 503 00:24:16,085 --> 00:24:19,688 Did you really turn in the captain? Before you take a stand on principle, 504 00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:21,690 remember what you have at stake. 505 00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:25,093 Or do you plan to spend next year sewing buttons 506 00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:27,536 at your mother's atelier? Now go. 507 00:24:27,537 --> 00:24:30,669 ♫ Then pop in the next and this mix will be ours ♫ 508 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,671 Then we eat the afikomen, 509 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,603 say the blessing after the meal, 510 00:24:34,604 --> 00:24:36,845 sing a few songs, and then we're done. 511 00:24:36,846 --> 00:24:40,909 So as soon as everyone has some wine, we'll begin. 512 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:43,682 Wait. We haven't started. 513 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:46,715 Uh, I'm sorry. Are you the Gabriel 514 00:24:46,716 --> 00:24:49,818 as in the Gabriel that was in Spain 515 00:24:49,819 --> 00:24:51,990 with Poppy and my daughter? Yes. In fact... 516 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,823 Cyrus, this wine is delicious. Oh, well, thank you, dear. 517 00:24:54,824 --> 00:24:57,225 We're not supposed to drink it until the blessing, 518 00:24:57,226 --> 00:24:59,698 but, uh, we'll make an exception this time. 519 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:02,901 Rufus, do you represent any artists worth my attention? 520 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,574 All of my artists are worth attention. 521 00:25:05,575 --> 00:25:07,806 Otherwise I wouldn't represent them. 522 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,938 ♫ Hey, shawty must know I'm the man ♫ 523 00:25:09,939 --> 00:25:11,580 ♫ my money love her ♫ 524 00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:14,543 Why is he serving the wine? Isn't he supposed to be... 525 00:25:14,544 --> 00:25:16,184 He is just helpful. That's all. 526 00:25:16,185 --> 00:25:19,948 Dan, baby, um, come sit down right here next to me, please. 527 00:25:19,949 --> 00:25:23,592 Oh, well, that's where we just moved Elijah. 528 00:25:23,593 --> 00:25:25,023 ♫♫ 529 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,695 But never mind. 530 00:25:26,696 --> 00:25:29,257 Eleanor, you don't mind if he joins us, do you? 531 00:25:29,258 --> 00:25:32,631 At this point, why not? We're not eating any time soon. 532 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,863 ♫ "damn it, I know you," you wanna shoot... ♫ 533 00:25:34,864 --> 00:25:36,665 Oh, no. You two haven't... 534 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:41,169 Now we will say the kiddush, or prayer for the first cup. 535 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:44,743 I'll say this in english because as I look around this table, 536 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,746 I see that most of our guests are not speakers of Hebrew. 537 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:51,850 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. (Cyrus) We praise you, adonai, our god, 538 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:55,624 ruler of the universe, who creates the fruit of the vine... 539 00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:58,226 ♫ ain't nothin' more beautiful to be found ♫ 540 00:25:58,227 --> 00:25:59,988 ♫ it's goin' down, down ♫ 541 00:25:59,989 --> 00:26:02,631 ♫ from the top of the pole, I watch her go down ♫ 542 00:26:02,632 --> 00:26:05,894 ♫ she got me throwin' my money around ♫ 543 00:26:05,895 --> 00:26:08,566 What? Do you not like? 544 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,039 Have we done this before? 545 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,241 I thought you'd remember. 546 00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:15,343 Last year, after sleeping beauty... 547 00:26:15,344 --> 00:26:20,149 I need to get a drink. 548 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,113 (Dice clatters) No! Ugh. 549 00:26:25,114 --> 00:26:26,715 Yes! Not again. 550 00:26:26,716 --> 00:26:30,058 That takes you right to my property... Marvin gardens. 551 00:26:30,059 --> 00:26:33,061 Pay up. What a shock. The girl from Brooklyn's a renter. 552 00:26:33,062 --> 00:26:36,925 Don't you have a guest to attend to? It appears I already did, a year ago. 553 00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:40,368 I probably should have noticed in the elevator. 554 00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:43,932 How many women can put their legs behind their... Hey, um, do you wanna go for a walk? 555 00:26:43,933 --> 00:26:46,034 Okay. Sure. 556 00:26:46,035 --> 00:26:48,036 I'll just meet you at the elevator. 557 00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:49,108 Okay. 558 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,712 You know, just 'cause you're bored with your own life 559 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,344 doesn't mean you have to make everyone around you miserable. 560 00:26:56,345 --> 00:27:00,689 For your information, you don't live here yet. (Scoffs) Please. After what you did 561 00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:03,692 at the kiss on the lips party last year, 562 00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:06,855 like I would ever live in the same house as you. 563 00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:09,828 You know, you're lucky I didn't tell my dad, 564 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,831 because if I did, he'd make Lily choose... us or you... 565 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:16,304 And I wonder who she'd pick. Do you really think I care if Lily kicks me out? 566 00:27:16,305 --> 00:27:18,306 Yeah, I do, because you lost Blair, 567 00:27:18,307 --> 00:27:20,308 and now she's dating your best friend. 568 00:27:20,309 --> 00:27:22,911 So therefore the only human contact that you have 569 00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:25,815 that you don't pay for is the people in this house. 570 00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:30,379 Knowing you, you'll screw that up, too. 571 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,424 Are you coming back? 572 00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:41,659 You can let yourself out. 573 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,431 Nate. 574 00:27:42,432 --> 00:27:45,934 Blair, I'm... I'm so sorry. 575 00:27:45,935 --> 00:27:47,936 I should have told you. 576 00:27:47,937 --> 00:27:49,898 It's fine. Are you okay? 577 00:27:49,899 --> 00:27:51,039 Yeah. 578 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,401 I mean, no, I'm not. 579 00:27:53,402 --> 00:27:56,845 You know, I trusted him. 580 00:27:56,846 --> 00:27:58,677 I mean, was I wrong? 581 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,815 No. 582 00:28:06,816 --> 00:28:08,387 You're wonderful. 583 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,422 I'm gonna go get my coat. Then we can go. 584 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,425 Okay. 585 00:28:20,029 --> 00:28:21,329 Nathaniel. 586 00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:23,071 I did turn your father in, 587 00:28:23,072 --> 00:28:26,404 but only after I confronted him and begged him to stop. 588 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,406 When he denied it to my face, 589 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:31,079 I warned him that I would take action. 590 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,710 Finally... 591 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,413 To prevent further damage to you and your mother, 592 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,986 I called the s.E.C. 593 00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:40,189 And I'd do it again. 594 00:28:46,455 --> 00:28:48,957 Why couldn't you have just told me this? 595 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,329 Is that what you want, Nathaniel... the truth? 596 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:54,262 Yes. I'm just so tired of people lying to me 597 00:28:54,263 --> 00:28:56,204 and going behind my back. 598 00:28:56,205 --> 00:28:57,735 Okay. 599 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,209 Let's start again. Nothing but the truth. 600 00:29:02,071 --> 00:29:05,073 But in that case, 601 00:29:05,074 --> 00:29:07,146 there's something you should know. 602 00:29:08,277 --> 00:29:09,918 Watch out, b. 603 00:29:09,919 --> 00:29:12,821 It seems like just when you got it right, 604 00:29:12,822 --> 00:29:16,085 William Van Der bilt is going to do you wrong. 605 00:29:18,487 --> 00:29:21,890 That was the washing of the hands, 606 00:29:21,891 --> 00:29:24,462 also called the title 88 607 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,494 of the New York City health code. 608 00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:28,396 (Laughter) 609 00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:31,539 Next we have the dipping of the vegetable. 610 00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:35,543 You mean we're finally going to get to eat something? Oh, yes, parsley. 611 00:29:35,544 --> 00:29:38,246 So are you two really together again? 612 00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:40,508 (Cyrus) So if, uh, corrine would get everyone 613 00:29:40,509 --> 00:29:44,082 the salt water for dipping... Wait. I'm sorry. Why doesn't everybody 614 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,955 seem to know the two of you are back together? 615 00:29:46,956 --> 00:29:50,158 And what kind of daughter doesn't... Shh. There's praying about to happen. 616 00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:53,161 But... I'm so sorry, Cyrus... When did... That's fine. 617 00:29:53,162 --> 00:29:56,024 When did this happen? You just broke up two months ago. 618 00:29:56,025 --> 00:29:59,097 I thought you said you broke up right before Spain. Mm. It's complicated. 619 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:02,500 Eleanor's friends are talking during the seder. 620 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:07,035 They're both of our friends, mother. Thank you. 621 00:30:07,036 --> 00:30:09,307 I'm sorry. I-I just don't believe he's your boyfriend. 622 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,341 First of all, he's dressed like a waiter. I think it's kind of a classic look. 623 00:30:13,342 --> 00:30:15,313 Well, he is my boyfriend, 624 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,016 and we are very happy together. 625 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:21,890 Serena... I am so sorry, Cyrus. 626 00:30:21,891 --> 00:30:25,224 No. No. Go right ahead. What is going on? 627 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,304 I-I'm a cater waiter. 628 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,367 And not a very good one. (Sighs) 629 00:30:39,368 --> 00:30:41,469 Wait. What? I didn't want you to know, 630 00:30:41,470 --> 00:30:44,242 so... so we were pretending that we're back together. 631 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,844 She's just trying to be a good friend, really. 632 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,917 I'm sorry. Mr. Rose, Mrs. Waldorf, I'm very sorry. 633 00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:51,519 Apology accepted. Now take your parsley... 634 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,523 Where's corrine with the salt water? Hold on. I'm... I'm sorry. 635 00:30:55,524 --> 00:30:58,126 Is this you trying to help with college? 636 00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,488 I know you didn't want me to, dad, 637 00:31:00,489 --> 00:31:02,261 but I-I couldn't do nothing. 638 00:31:05,634 --> 00:31:08,436 By the way, Serena and I may not be together, 639 00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:11,199 but I do care about her very much. 640 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,241 Now who needs more wine? 641 00:31:13,242 --> 00:31:15,373 Serena, a word? 642 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,176 (Cyrus) All right, we'll skip the bitter herbs. 643 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:21,049 Uh, moving on to the matzo. 644 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,410 Hey, you know what? 645 00:31:22,411 --> 00:31:24,382 I'm, uh, I need some air. 646 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,185 I'm gonna walk home, so you just... just go ahead, okay? 647 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,187 Nate, what's wrong? 648 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,189 I'm proud of what you did back there. 649 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,192 I thought you were, too. 650 00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:37,095 Did you tell my grandfather 651 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:39,367 you would convince me to go to Yale 652 00:31:39,368 --> 00:31:43,131 in exchange for him making you a bridesmaid? 653 00:31:43,132 --> 00:31:44,633 I can explain. 654 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,177 That's great, you know? 655 00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:51,179 First my grandfather sells my father out, 656 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:55,113 and then you sell me out for a picture in the style section. 657 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,285 No. But I didn't! 658 00:31:57,286 --> 00:32:00,048 I mean, god, I did, 659 00:32:00,049 --> 00:32:03,491 but then I realized when he asked me again... No, you know what? 660 00:32:03,492 --> 00:32:06,024 I actually thought this time would be different. 661 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:09,958 But you're just... you're just the same girl you always were. 662 00:32:09,959 --> 00:32:11,960 No, I'm not! I... 663 00:32:11,961 --> 00:32:15,503 I was just scared about next year and us. 664 00:32:15,504 --> 00:32:17,966 Nate, please give me another chance. 665 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:20,108 I want to trust you. 666 00:32:20,109 --> 00:32:21,639 Okay? But... 667 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,373 I can't think of a single reason why I should. 668 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,948 The car will take you home. 669 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,121 So this is how it's going to be? 670 00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:35,984 The day is not even over, and you've already defied me 671 00:32:35,985 --> 00:32:38,987 about your grounding, caused a scene at Eleanor's seder... It wasn't a scene. 672 00:32:38,988 --> 00:32:41,259 Yes, it was, right out of the old Serena playbook. 673 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:44,092 You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team, 674 00:32:44,093 --> 00:32:45,663 and it would have been 675 00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:48,166 the constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again. 676 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:51,969 (Sighs) You have been so good the last two years. Well, I can't live like that anymore. 677 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:56,474 Why not? Mom, I know that I have hurt you and Eric and Blair. 678 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,007 I've done a lot of things that I'm not proud of, 679 00:32:59,008 --> 00:33:02,010 and I don't wanna go back to that, but it wasn't all bad. 680 00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:04,012 I miss the good parts. I miss feeling free, 681 00:33:04,013 --> 00:33:06,254 feeling like I can do something just because I want to, 682 00:33:06,255 --> 00:33:09,417 and there has to be a balance. Well, of course there does. 683 00:33:09,418 --> 00:33:11,219 But if every time I make a mistake, 684 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,691 you look at me like I'm a bad person, 685 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:18,266 then how am I supposed to find that? Oh, sweetheart, I could never think of you as a bad person. 686 00:33:18,267 --> 00:33:20,698 You got into brown. 687 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:24,072 The letter came while you were away. 688 00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,533 I got into brown? 689 00:33:25,534 --> 00:33:28,177 Yeah. 690 00:33:29,438 --> 00:33:31,309 Congratulations. Oh. 691 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,741 And I do trust you. 692 00:33:33,742 --> 00:33:35,183 I got into brown. 693 00:33:35,184 --> 00:33:37,615 Yes. (Laughs) 694 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,788 Now what are you gonna do about Gabriel? 695 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,491 What do you mean? 696 00:33:43,492 --> 00:33:45,493 Oh, please. He was a little too upset about Dan 697 00:33:45,494 --> 00:33:48,056 to, um, be just a friend. 698 00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:50,328 I don't know. I, um, I like him, 699 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,131 but it's kind of a mess. 700 00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:55,603 Sometimes those messes can be fun. 701 00:33:55,604 --> 00:33:59,337 I'm sorry. If you're talking about that hot guy from dinner, 702 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:02,211 he just left. 703 00:34:06,215 --> 00:34:07,715 Gabriel. 704 00:34:07,716 --> 00:34:09,077 Gabriel. 705 00:34:09,078 --> 00:34:11,649 You wanted me to leave. I left. 706 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:15,083 I'm sorry that I lied, but you scared me, 707 00:34:15,084 --> 00:34:17,425 showing up here like that. 708 00:34:17,426 --> 00:34:20,228 I am just not ready to be married. 709 00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:23,060 Is that what you think is going on? 710 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,632 Well, yeah, 711 00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:27,365 we were in a church, and there was a priest. 712 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,437 At least I think he was a priest. 713 00:34:29,438 --> 00:34:32,640 I don't know. I drank a lot of rioja, but... Of course we're not married. 714 00:34:32,641 --> 00:34:36,504 I don't even know if that was the priest I woke up. 715 00:34:36,505 --> 00:34:39,477 It could have been the gardener. R... really? 716 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,650 Really. We were just having fun, doing something crazy. 717 00:34:42,651 --> 00:34:44,512 Oh. 718 00:34:44,513 --> 00:34:46,484 Oh, I, um... 719 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:48,616 Wow. Well, that's a relief. 720 00:34:48,617 --> 00:34:50,788 So that waiter's not your boyfriend? 721 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,090 No. 722 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,294 What about me? 723 00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:08,376 Serena. 724 00:35:08,377 --> 00:35:10,778 Ah, cruel fate. 725 00:35:10,779 --> 00:35:14,782 Just as Serena Van Der Woodsen is falling in love, 726 00:35:14,783 --> 00:35:18,317 Blair Waldorf is falling apart. 727 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,792 (Knock on door) 728 00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:28,226 (Sighs) Look, I told you, 729 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:31,330 I'm not in the mood. 730 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:38,167 Good. Neither am I. 731 00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:48,176 Was it stupid of me to think Blair changed? 732 00:35:48,177 --> 00:35:50,449 Yes. 733 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,854 So she's just... 734 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,526 The way she is. 735 00:35:58,527 --> 00:36:02,159 I mean, it's stupid for you to want her to be anything 736 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,234 other than she is. 737 00:36:06,935 --> 00:36:08,736 Anyway, Blair is changing. 738 00:36:08,737 --> 00:36:11,500 How do you know? 739 00:36:14,243 --> 00:36:17,875 Because she could have had me. 740 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,678 She chose you. 741 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,383 Now she just needs someone to believe in her. 742 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:36,724 Time for a refill. 743 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:39,767 Hey. I'll get it. 744 00:36:39,768 --> 00:36:41,198 Thanks. 745 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,303 (Sighs) 746 00:36:47,336 --> 00:36:49,837 Your father and I are heading out, 747 00:36:49,838 --> 00:36:52,740 and I know what you were trying to do for Serena. 748 00:36:52,741 --> 00:36:54,342 You're a good friend. 749 00:36:54,343 --> 00:36:56,384 I'm not a very good cater waiter. 750 00:36:56,385 --> 00:36:59,917 But I'm a good salesman. 751 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,650 You sold Allan Levy a painting. 752 00:37:02,651 --> 00:37:05,253 It also gave me an idea of something else I should sell... 753 00:37:05,254 --> 00:37:06,894 The gallery. 754 00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:08,556 Oh, Rufus. Dad, come on. 755 00:37:08,557 --> 00:37:11,259 When I started out, I was selling to young couples, 756 00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:13,531 kids who had no money but loved art, 757 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:15,533 and somehow, over time, that changed. 758 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:20,538 And tonight I realized I just don't love doing this anymore. 759 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,410 And if I'm really honest, 760 00:37:22,411 --> 00:37:25,013 I haven't for some time. 761 00:37:26,815 --> 00:37:29,947 Oh, well, okay. What are you gonna do? 762 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:32,480 I'm not sure. 763 00:37:32,481 --> 00:37:35,523 But I'm excited to find out. 764 00:37:35,524 --> 00:37:37,885 (Laughs) See you at home. 765 00:37:37,886 --> 00:37:40,728 (Faucet running) 766 00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:44,662 I can't believe I sold out Nate to be the next Jackie o. 767 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:47,995 Yeah, I always pictured you as the next Hillary. 768 00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:49,897 Except I'd win. 769 00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:52,269 (Laughs) 770 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,602 What am I gonna do? 771 00:37:54,603 --> 00:37:55,973 I don't know. 772 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,806 You'll figure something out. 773 00:37:58,807 --> 00:38:00,648 Besides, who wants to be 774 00:38:00,649 --> 00:38:03,010 on the junior committee for the Whitney anyway? 775 00:38:03,011 --> 00:38:05,012 Do you think I care about that? 776 00:38:05,013 --> 00:38:08,686 I lost Nate. I deserve to be alone. 777 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:13,621 And who was that tall snack you were devouring outside? 778 00:38:13,622 --> 00:38:17,865 Oh, uh, that is... 779 00:38:17,866 --> 00:38:19,727 A long story. 780 00:38:19,728 --> 00:38:21,399 Blair? 781 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,301 There is someone downstairs who wants to speak with you. 782 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,474 I was pretty awful to Cyrus this morning. 783 00:38:26,475 --> 00:38:28,476 I should go apologize. 784 00:38:28,477 --> 00:38:33,512 B., I'm really happy to be home. 785 00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:41,719 Archibald. 786 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,352 (Yeah yeah yeahs) ♫ I was feeling sad ♫ 787 00:38:44,353 --> 00:38:46,954 ♫ can't help looking back ♫ 788 00:38:46,955 --> 00:38:53,100 ♫ highways flew by ♫ 789 00:38:53,101 --> 00:38:56,063 ♫ run, run away ♫ 790 00:38:56,064 --> 00:38:58,766 ♫ no sense of time ♫ 791 00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:00,638 ♫ like you to stay ♫ 792 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:04,472 ♫ want to keep you inside ♫ 793 00:39:04,473 --> 00:39:05,713 Hey. 794 00:39:05,714 --> 00:39:07,675 I thought my dad would be here, 795 00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:09,677 we're supposed to meet up to go home. 796 00:39:09,678 --> 00:39:11,749 How was your date? 797 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,781 Good. 798 00:39:13,782 --> 00:39:15,584 Great, actually. 799 00:39:18,026 --> 00:39:20,528 I never apologized 800 00:39:20,529 --> 00:39:22,730 for what happened last year. 801 00:39:22,731 --> 00:39:25,493 ♫♫ 802 00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:31,038 I deeply regret my actions of that night. 803 00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:35,473 If you ever do move in here... 804 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:37,646 I'll make sure I'm not around. 805 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,487 ♫ Run, run away ♫ 806 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:52,720 ♫ no sense of time ♫ 807 00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:54,562 ♫ like you to stay ♫ 808 00:39:54,563 --> 00:39:58,966 ♫ want to keep you inside ♫ 809 00:39:58,967 --> 00:40:01,569 ♫♫ 810 00:40:01,570 --> 00:40:03,572 Cyrus. 811 00:40:08,176 --> 00:40:10,508 I apologize about missing the seder 812 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:14,712 and being so snotty about N.Y.U. 813 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,083 Can you forgive me? 814 00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:18,516 Well, that's why god invented yom kippur. 815 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:22,690 And when you said you could call in a favor at N.Y.U... 816 00:40:22,691 --> 00:40:25,022 Did you mean it? 817 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,854 Well, I carried j.R. On my back 818 00:40:26,855 --> 00:40:29,497 for five hours through the jungle. 819 00:40:29,498 --> 00:40:31,629 But I can only get you an interview. 820 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,001 It's gonna be up to you to wow him. 821 00:40:34,002 --> 00:40:36,565 Thank you. Mm. 822 00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:41,669 Sounds like we'll both be in the city. 823 00:40:41,670 --> 00:40:42,770 Nate? 824 00:40:42,771 --> 00:40:44,512 Yes. 825 00:40:44,513 --> 00:40:47,646 Well, who did you think I was talking about? 826 00:40:52,521 --> 00:40:55,653 Blair, I, uh... I'm so sorry. 827 00:40:55,654 --> 00:41:00,157 ♫ Not so strong without these open arms ♫ 828 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:04,031 ♫ hold on tight ♫ 829 00:41:04,032 --> 00:41:06,634 ♫ I'm ♫ 830 00:41:06,635 --> 00:41:11,540 ♫ not that strong without these open arms ♫ 831 00:41:17,946 --> 00:41:20,548 (Gabriel) This is Gabriel. Leave a message. (Beep) 832 00:41:20,549 --> 00:41:23,581 Hey, Gabriel. It's me. 833 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,553 Uh, I-I just wanted to say 834 00:41:25,554 --> 00:41:29,256 that I don't know what's gonna happen with us, but, um... 835 00:41:29,257 --> 00:41:33,190 I'm really glad you came back for me. 836 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:36,193 Okay. Um, that's it. 837 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,565 (Giggles) 838 00:41:37,566 --> 00:41:39,928 I-I will talk to you tomorrow. 839 00:41:42,571 --> 00:41:45,903 On passover, we ask, why is it that this night 840 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,505 is different from any other night? (Vibrating) 841 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,738 But who are we kidding? 842 00:41:50,739 --> 00:41:52,940 So... 843 00:41:52,941 --> 00:41:54,511 Tell me everything. 844 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,685 Tonight's no different from the rest. 845 00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:02,289 These things always happen around here. 846 00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:06,094 Shalom, gossip girl.