1 00:00:03,534 --> 00:00:07,607 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. (Whispers) Take me now. 2 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,738 Why? 3 00:00:08,739 --> 00:00:10,580 To prove that nothing matters. 4 00:00:10,581 --> 00:00:13,143 That's not the Blair I want. 5 00:00:13,144 --> 00:00:16,116 What are you doing with this insect? Having the time of my life, thank you. 6 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:20,590 (Hazel) Serena is in "women's wear daily." (Penelope) With Poppy lifton. 7 00:00:20,591 --> 00:00:22,552 Remember when we were Savannah and Svetlana. 8 00:00:22,553 --> 00:00:25,795 I totally forgot about Savannah and Svetlana. Svetlana. 9 00:00:25,796 --> 00:00:27,727 Andrew got caught in a riptide. 10 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,230 Yeah, if we had known, we wouldn't have even bothered you. 11 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,463 Is it over? We've already lost one son. We weren't losing another. 12 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:35,605 So you excited for Nate's big adventure this summer? 13 00:00:35,606 --> 00:00:39,509 He told you about our backpacking trip? I was talking about 14 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:41,711 the internship at the mayor's office. (Nate) I should go. 15 00:00:41,712 --> 00:00:43,514 Wait. Stay. 16 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,620 And who am I? 17 00:00:50,621 --> 00:00:54,354 That's a secret I'll never tell. 18 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,356 You know you love me. 19 00:00:56,357 --> 00:01:01,491 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 20 00:01:01,492 --> 00:01:03,493 Mornings are simply more fun on the Upper East Side. 21 00:01:03,494 --> 00:01:07,097 Our favorite things to wake up to... the sun in the sky, 22 00:01:07,098 --> 00:01:09,139 the nikkei on the rise 23 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:11,501 and a wake-up call from your latest lover 24 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:13,673 or your best friend. (Blair) Again, Serena? 25 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:17,107 Good. You're up. Yes, I'm up, just like I was up yesterday 26 00:01:17,108 --> 00:01:19,109 and the morning before that. 27 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:20,780 Well, after the whole carter/chuck thing, 28 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,753 you can't blame me for wanting to check in on you. 29 00:01:23,754 --> 00:01:26,116 And as much as I appreciate the concern, s., 30 00:01:26,117 --> 00:01:28,118 my downward spiral is on the upturn. 31 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:30,390 I'm at home in my p.J.S, eating French toast 32 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:32,822 with Dorota. (Tires screech, horn honks) 33 00:01:32,823 --> 00:01:35,765 (Man) Come on! What was that? 34 00:01:35,766 --> 00:01:38,228 Get off the phone! Dorota has a cold. 35 00:01:38,229 --> 00:01:43,133 Dorota, I told you not to use your handkerchief at the table. 36 00:01:43,134 --> 00:01:44,674 It's disgusting. 37 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:47,707 Oh, it sounded like a car horn. It must have been on my end. 38 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,539 Where are you? 39 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:52,782 I'm on 73rd and Madison, headed to via quadronno 40 00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:55,785 to get some pastries for our new-family breakfast. 41 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:58,648 Well, uh, if I wasn't so full on French toast, 42 00:01:58,649 --> 00:02:01,851 I would ask you to bring me one. See you at school. And tell Dorota to feel better. 43 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:05,896 (The handcuffs) ♫ my baby has a baby boombox ♫ 44 00:02:07,558 --> 00:02:11,431 I have here in my hands my first fan letter. 45 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,702 What, did you write it yourself? 46 00:02:12,703 --> 00:02:15,305 No. No. "The new yorker" forwarded it to me. 47 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:17,507 Some kid read my story. He loved it. 48 00:02:17,508 --> 00:02:19,909 Sent me his own story. I mean, he wants my opinion. 49 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:22,612 But I figured it'd be good practice for Yale 50 00:02:22,613 --> 00:02:26,145 since they make you do a crit with your classmates. Oh, a fan that gives homework. Lovely. 51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,579 Mm. What's this? It's my entry packet from Yale. It came, too. 52 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:32,422 There's just a couple of forms for you to fill out, 53 00:02:32,423 --> 00:02:34,384 and then we're done. Look at us. Everything's working out. 54 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:36,926 You're in Yale and Jenny might actually make it to 16. 55 00:02:36,927 --> 00:02:40,760 That was a little touch-and-go there for a while. Yes, but I still have 24 hours to mess up, so... 56 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,763 Uh, dad, I don't smell coffee. 57 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,765 Yeah, and the waffle iron is cold. 58 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,737 Oh, yeah. Lily's doing breakfast today. 59 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:49,799 She wants to talk to us. Ominous. 60 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,841 Or delicious. I mean, do you know how many types of jam 61 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:54,444 they have there? Come on. We're gonna be late. 62 00:02:54,445 --> 00:02:56,546 A lot. 63 00:02:56,547 --> 00:03:00,480 Hey. (Dan) I'll be there in a second. 64 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,652 Would you care to read my fan letter in person? 65 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:05,415 As happy as I am for you, I'm a little freaked out. 66 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:08,418 I gave Nate a week to call, and he hasn't. Well, if I remember right, 67 00:03:08,419 --> 00:03:11,421 you left him alone at a party where he was being honored. Which I feel terrible about. 68 00:03:11,422 --> 00:03:14,564 I just wish he would give me a chance to apologize. Oh, he will, when he's ready. 69 00:03:14,565 --> 00:03:16,266 (Cell phone alert chimes) 70 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:18,968 Oh. 71 00:03:18,969 --> 00:03:20,430 Okay. 72 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:22,432 Did you just set me up? 73 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:25,235 What do you mean? Nate just sent me an e-mail. 74 00:03:25,236 --> 00:03:28,608 He wants me to meet him at his place in a half-hour. 75 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,980 Really? Well, that... I mean, I was just winging it, 76 00:03:30,981 --> 00:03:33,483 but that's good. 77 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:34,914 (Poppy) Serena! 78 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,616 Hi! 79 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,619 Poppy. Oh, my gosh. Hey. Oh, it's so good to see you. 80 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,751 I was beginning to think 81 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:43,793 we weren't running in the same circles anymore. 82 00:03:43,794 --> 00:03:47,797 It's been so long. Cute coat. Oh, thanks. You... you look great. 83 00:03:47,798 --> 00:03:50,700 I love your hair and your tan. Oh, we just got back from Spain. 84 00:03:50,701 --> 00:03:53,303 "We"? Yeah, me and my new boyfriend Gabriel. 85 00:03:53,304 --> 00:03:56,366 He's so wonderful, Serena. You'd love him. I-I'd love to meet him. 86 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:57,767 You should. 87 00:03:57,768 --> 00:04:00,510 But we're only in town for 48 hours, though. 88 00:04:00,511 --> 00:04:02,272 Gabriel had to come in for business, 89 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:04,614 but we're gonna fly right back to costa brava 90 00:04:04,615 --> 00:04:06,816 on Sunday morning. So what about you? What's new? 91 00:04:06,817 --> 00:04:09,979 Seeing anybody? Uh, yeah. Dan and I got back together, 92 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,852 but then we broke up again. 93 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,424 Oh, I'm sorry. 94 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,486 And your friend... What's her name? Blair? 95 00:04:16,487 --> 00:04:18,428 Yeah. How's she doing? 96 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:20,760 Uh, good now. There was this thing between us, 97 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:25,465 but then we worked it out, so... Wow. Well, it sounds like everything's exactly the same 98 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:28,468 as it was last time I saw you. 99 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,971 Makes catching up easier, though, right? (Chuckles) Yeah. I-I'm throwing a party this weekend. 100 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,273 Really? Oh, what's the occasion? Not that you need one. 101 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,447 Oh, it's... it's for a friend. It's for her sweet 16. 102 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,979 Oh. That's... sweet. 103 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:43,713 Yeah. Uh, you should come. 104 00:04:43,714 --> 00:04:46,456 Yeah. I'll, um, I'll have to check my schedule, 105 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:49,319 but I'll let you know. Yeah. Please... please do. 106 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,690 Okay. 107 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,962 Well, um, have fun with your little party, 108 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:56,597 and, um, just take care of yourself, okay? 109 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:05,004 (Dan) Lily, I can't believe you made us breakfast. (Sizzling) 110 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:08,538 Oh, I just toasted some bagels and fried some bacon. And bought jam. 111 00:05:08,539 --> 00:05:10,440 Oh, really, it's no big deal. 112 00:05:10,441 --> 00:05:13,082 Well, if you turned on a burner, lil, it's a big deal. Mwah. Mwah. 113 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:15,345 You are really committed to making this family work. 114 00:05:15,346 --> 00:05:17,487 I'm proud of you, mom. Aw. Thank you. 115 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:19,889 Oh, Charles, are you staying for breakfast? 116 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:22,892 I have an appointment. What does Chuck bass do at 8:00 A.M.? 117 00:05:22,893 --> 00:05:25,695 It's not like you work out. I do my cardio in the evenings. 118 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:28,358 Morning is for business, for which I am late. 119 00:05:28,359 --> 00:05:31,060 So if you'll excuse me... Does this feel like a sitcom to anybody else? 120 00:05:31,061 --> 00:05:33,863 It feels like a reality show. Good. So I can vote you off. 121 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:36,636 (Elevator bell dings) (Scoffs) It would almost be scary 122 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,768 if it wasn't wearing plaid. Um, wait, wait. 123 00:05:38,769 --> 00:05:41,441 You guys didn't start without me, did you? Hey. 124 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,673 You didn't tell her yet. No. 125 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:47,417 (Jenny) What? Tell me what? Well, we wanted to tell you in person, all of you. 126 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:51,721 We are planning a sweet 16 party for you here, tomorrow night. Fantastic caterer and beautiful flowers. 127 00:05:51,722 --> 00:05:53,923 D.j., the perfect guest list. 128 00:05:53,924 --> 00:05:56,426 We wanted it to be a surprise, though. 129 00:05:56,427 --> 00:05:59,058 We heard you had one of those last year, 130 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,461 and it didn't go so well. (Mouth full) Oh, Jenny cake. 131 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,793 Well, that's why this year, I was more than happy 132 00:06:03,794 --> 00:06:05,865 to delegate to people who know better. 133 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,037 (Rufus) So what do you think? 134 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:11,471 Uh... wow. I... 135 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,602 (Chuckles) 136 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:14,444 You're not excited? 137 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:17,707 No, I am. I totally am. 138 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:19,148 But... 139 00:06:19,149 --> 00:06:21,080 Okay, look, last year, 140 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,813 I would have killed for a party like this. 141 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:25,655 But this year, I-I don't know. 142 00:06:25,656 --> 00:06:28,988 Things just... things just seem different. Like... like, okay, 143 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,491 I was just kind of hoping that it would be us 144 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,893 and Vanessa and Jonathan, and then I don't even... 145 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,895 Maybe those two girls from my chem class 146 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,969 who didn't light my hair on fire that one time. 147 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:42,802 I'm sorry. Is that okay? Yeah. Yeah. 148 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:46,806 I mean, well, maybe you should just try the cake first. Of course it's okay. It's your birthday. 149 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:50,740 It's whatever you want. Yeah, yeah. No, it's not a problem. 150 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:53,743 I'll... I'll just... I'll cancel. I'm thinking my famous chili. 151 00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:56,686 Maybe some board games. 152 00:06:56,687 --> 00:06:58,488 Yeah. Yeah. 153 00:06:58,489 --> 00:07:01,721 Um, but really, thank you so much for thinking of me. 154 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:02,992 It means a lot. 155 00:07:02,993 --> 00:07:06,726 Um, I'll just go cancel the caterer. 156 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,158 (Dan) I should probably get to school. 157 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:12,662 (Sets plate down) (Jenny clears throat) 158 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:15,766 (Jenny and Dan speaking indistinctly) 159 00:07:20,771 --> 00:07:22,142 (Elevator bell dings) 160 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,817 I don't understand why she wouldn't want it. 161 00:07:27,818 --> 00:07:29,178 Every culture in the world 162 00:07:29,179 --> 00:07:31,180 has some version of a sweet 16 party. 163 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:33,683 It's like a universal rite of passage. 164 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:35,685 Well, since she got back to constance, 165 00:07:35,686 --> 00:07:37,527 Jenny hasn't exactly made a lot of friends. 166 00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:40,690 You know, downsizing the party might have something to do 167 00:07:40,691 --> 00:07:43,192 with the fear that no one will show up. 168 00:07:43,193 --> 00:07:44,234 Serena. 169 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,539 Word is out that your party went from 60 to zero 170 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:52,672 in the last hour. (Chuckles) We knew you'd accept defeat gracefully. 171 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,544 What are you talking about? 172 00:07:54,545 --> 00:07:56,976 You canceled Jenny's party to move off Penelope's date. 173 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,148 Penelope's having a party tomorrow night? 174 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:00,680 Since when? 175 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,212 Since always. We were all going, but at least now 176 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:05,715 we don't have to pretend to feel bad about missing yours. 177 00:08:05,716 --> 00:08:09,219 (Isabel) Hey, p. Hey, girls. How excited are you about the party? I cannot wait. 178 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:15,695 Spotted... s. Learning the answer to the age-old question, 179 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,698 "what if you were throwing a party and no one cared?" 180 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,871 When that happens, don't cancel... (Beeps) 181 00:08:21,872 --> 00:08:23,973 Poppy, hey. It's Serena. 182 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:25,975 You know that party I was telling you about? 183 00:08:25,976 --> 00:08:28,978 I was hoping we could meet up. I need your help. 184 00:08:28,979 --> 00:08:31,882 Make them eat cake. 185 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,925 (Speaks inaudibly) 186 00:08:54,304 --> 00:08:57,236 I see you got the e-mail I sent from Nate's account. 187 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,610 His password has been "soccer" since the fifth grade. 188 00:09:00,611 --> 00:09:04,213 Look, Blair leaves his place at this time every morning. 189 00:09:04,214 --> 00:09:06,746 When you're ready to do something about it, 190 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,878 you know where I am. 191 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:12,752 And when you're not from the Upper East Side, 192 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:16,026 sometimes morning is just the start to a very bad day. 193 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,698 Isn't that a bit "been there, done that, got dumped twice"? 194 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,970 Nate and I are purely platonic. 195 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,072 I've seen you leave his place in the morning. 196 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,204 Oh, of course you're stalking me. 197 00:09:35,205 --> 00:09:37,206 You know, if you were any good at it, 198 00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:39,709 you would know I bring him breakfast. 199 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:43,653 We're just friends. We haven't shared so much as a kiss, even. 200 00:09:43,654 --> 00:09:44,884 Friends? 201 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,156 That makes total sense. 202 00:09:47,157 --> 00:09:49,789 There's no spark between you two, never was. 203 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,792 You're like a green twig and a soggy match, 204 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,795 a rusty hammer and an icy nail. 205 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:59,168 Nate and I have... Had plenty of spark. 206 00:09:59,169 --> 00:10:02,072 Better than that... fireworks. That was us. 207 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:06,936 Chuck... 208 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:09,809 Don't act like I didn't fight for you. 209 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:14,113 I did... hard, and for a long time. 210 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,985 So please, 211 00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:19,048 forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted. 212 00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:21,691 So what, you're with Nate because it's easy? 213 00:10:21,692 --> 00:10:23,352 I'm not with Nate. 214 00:10:23,353 --> 00:10:27,857 But if I was, what's wrong with easy? 215 00:10:27,858 --> 00:10:29,859 Maybe it's easy because it's right. 216 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:32,802 Oh, really? Is that why Nate is so reluctant 217 00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:35,835 to break things off with Vanessa? 218 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,838 You do know they're still dating, right? 219 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,642 ♫♫ 220 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,244 Try this. 221 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,718 (Man) ♫ someone's got to tell me about the... ♫ 222 00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,219 Oh, wow. Yeah? 223 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:52,852 Wonderful. Hey, is the, uh, Yale packet around, dad? 224 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,924 I just... I wanted to look at the dorms. 225 00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:57,386 Oh, jeez. I-I think I left it at lil's. Sorry. 226 00:10:57,387 --> 00:11:00,329 Oh, okay. That's all right. I'll just get it tomorrow. 227 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:03,292 But, uh, let me know if you two need help. Hmm. 228 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:06,395 Why did you just lie to him? The packet's right there. 229 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:10,169 Dan was denied... (Lowers voice) Financial aid at Yale. 230 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,741 Funds are limited, 231 00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:14,403 and these days, there are a lot of other students 232 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:18,007 that need it more than we do. I'm sorry. Do you have savings? 233 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:20,009 Of course, but I-I planned 234 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,852 on at least part of his tuition being subsidized. 235 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:26,285 Well, um, I mean, I could help you out. 236 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:30,289 Thank you, but no. As kind as it is for you to offer, 237 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,461 I think I need to handle this on my own. 238 00:11:32,462 --> 00:11:34,293 I just wish I had an idea. 239 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:37,296 Well, you could sell the loft, and then you'd have, um, 240 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,769 enough for Dan's tuition and then some. 241 00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:41,430 And this is where Dan and Jenny grew up. 242 00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:44,173 Besides, where would we live? On the streets? 243 00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:47,878 Well... You could move in with me. 244 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,040 That's a big step, lil. 245 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:55,045 I know. But I always saw it as the next one for us anyway. 246 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,487 Are we ready for that? 247 00:11:58,488 --> 00:12:00,990 Well, there's one way to find out. 248 00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:04,423 Look, why don't you just talk to an agent 249 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,257 and see what they say? 250 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,001 You know what I was just thinking? 251 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:14,403 Jennifer Aniston is totally fine now. 252 00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:18,367 I'm sure Brad doesn't even feel bad anymore. (Chuckles) Okay. 253 00:12:18,368 --> 00:12:21,340 I mean, I'm sure that there was some collateral damage, 254 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,473 which is always sad, but his fate lay with Angelina, 255 00:12:24,474 --> 00:12:26,075 and he knew that, 256 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:29,748 so he had the tough conversation and moved on. 257 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,922 This is your way of saying I should break up with Vanessa? 258 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,784 So me and you can... Embrace our fate. 259 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:36,185 Ah. Yes. 260 00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:38,387 Okay. Well, I wasn't actually gonna tell you this 261 00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:41,360 till afterwards, but Vanessa called a couple hours ago, 262 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,232 and she just wants to talk, 263 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,835 so I asked her to meet me for dinner. 264 00:12:45,836 --> 00:12:49,238 But can't you just text? 265 00:12:49,239 --> 00:12:50,339 No. (Chuckles) 266 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,241 But what if when you see her, 267 00:12:52,242 --> 00:12:55,074 there's sparks or fireworks, even? 268 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,948 You know, they say breakup sex is... Hey, hey, hey, hey. Vanessa and I... it feels over, 269 00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:01,250 and I'm sure she's gonna tell me the same thing. 270 00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:04,783 Listen, I promise I'll come straight over after it's done. 271 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,156 On their first trip to Africa, 272 00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:10,119 Brad and Angelina's lovemaking was so intense, 273 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,161 the guards thought they were being attacked. 274 00:13:12,162 --> 00:13:15,024 Well, how about I just start by talking to Vanessa 275 00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,526 and see where all this goes? Sound good? 276 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,528 Sounds great. 277 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,200 Okay. 278 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:25,134 (Lady gaga's "money honey" playing) 279 00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:31,010 ♫ damn, I love the jag, the jet and the mansion ♫ 280 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,043 Oh, you must be Jenny. It's so nice to meet you. Oh. (Chuckles) 281 00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:35,484 I'm Poppy. Hi. 282 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:37,486 Serena, I wasn't expecting any of this. 283 00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:40,850 Oh, well, my mom wanted you to have your dream dress. 284 00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,491 We thought missoni would be right, 285 00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:45,224 so I brought a friend to help with the selection. 286 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,127 So what about that one? 287 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,130 (Chuckles) Well, I wish I was the kind of girl 288 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,332 who was having the kind of party 289 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,534 where I could wear this kind of dress. 290 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,266 I'm not, so... 291 00:13:57,267 --> 00:14:01,240 I-I think... I guess I'll just... I'll just try this one. 292 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,174 ♫♫ 293 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,376 Hey. Thanks for meeting me. 294 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:11,550 After I saw you this morning, I felt kind of terrible. 295 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,153 I'm... I'm in a rut, aren't I? 296 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,155 Yeah. Well, a girl like you 297 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,157 should be on the arm of a designer 298 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,159 at the costume ball one day 299 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,331 and yachting around the Maldives the next, 300 00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:25,334 not making up and breaking up with the same high school boy 301 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:27,566 and feuding with your frenemy. 302 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,038 (Sighs) I know. 303 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,340 What... what can I do? 304 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:34,543 Well, this party would be a good place to start. 305 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:36,375 Yeah, i-i-i thought that, 306 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,979 but Jenny is just really set on something more simple. 307 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,610 Any 16-year-old girl would love 308 00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:44,483 the kind of party that you should be throwing... 309 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,917 Adult, elegant, the right notables in attendance. 310 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:51,090 And you saw the way that she looked at that dress. 311 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,922 She loves it. She wants a party like this. 312 00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:56,125 She just needs someone to hold her hand a little. 313 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:58,227 ♫♫ 314 00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:01,600 So... what do you think? 315 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,604 We like that one better. 316 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:09,438 Okay. I guess... I guess I'll just try it on. 317 00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:11,380 (Laughs) (Laughs) 318 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:15,014 See? She loves it. That's all the proof you need. 319 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,645 You know, it's not too late. 320 00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:19,648 Why don't you start making some phone calls? 321 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,390 (Chuckles) 322 00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:23,652 ♫♫ 323 00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:26,655 (Dials) 324 00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:28,257 (Beep) 325 00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,429 Hi. It's Serena Van Der Woodsen. 326 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,432 Um, I know my mom might have called you this morning, 327 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,434 but there's been a mistake. 328 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,267 The party's not canceled. It's... it's still on, 329 00:15:38,268 --> 00:15:42,371 and actually, it's... it's gonna be bigger. 330 00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:45,615 ♫♫ 331 00:15:47,377 --> 00:15:48,978 Hi. 332 00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:50,479 Hi. 333 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:55,054 Thanks for meeting me. It's really good to see you. 334 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,057 I have a feeling you're not gonna like what I have to say. 335 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,658 Hey, don't act surprised, v. 336 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:04,163 You saw this coming. I mean, you left first. 337 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,495 I know, but... 338 00:16:06,496 --> 00:16:09,498 I mean, I'm sure we can do something 339 00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:11,571 to figure it all out, if we tried. 340 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,504 Okay. 341 00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:19,078 Well, at least we can end things honestly, right? 342 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,651 Right. Because if there is someone else, you could tell me. 343 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,483 Probably make things easier. 344 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,087 This is about you and me. No one else. 345 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,591 Really? Yeah, really. 346 00:16:34,224 --> 00:16:37,296 It's 10:30, Dorota. What took him so long? 347 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,099 Maybe girl from Brooklyn cry. Mr. Nate nice boy. 348 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,771 He wipe tears. He touch her hair. She touch his. 349 00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:44,573 Dorota. (Elevator bell dings) 350 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:48,237 (Elevator doors open) Not that this ever happened to me. 351 00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:49,508 It's done. 352 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,639 Oh! 353 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,112 Whoa. Don't look too happy. 354 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,513 Oh, right. Sorry. 355 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,045 Was it awful? 356 00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:59,188 No. Things had come to a natural end, so... 357 00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:02,121 And it had nothing to do with anyone else. 358 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,653 Of course. It was just about you guys. 359 00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:08,157 Hey, listen. It's, um, it's getting late, 360 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:10,099 and I've had a really tough day. 361 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,062 So how about tomorrow, okay? 362 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:17,237 We could hang out this weekend. 363 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:26,175 (Elevator bell dings, doors open) 364 00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:28,647 Pour that dom down the drain, Dorota. 365 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,719 Wait. Is that the '96? 366 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,182 What happened, miss Blair? 367 00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:35,184 He kissed me on the forehead, 368 00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:37,256 like chevalier kissed gigi... 369 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:41,460 (Sighs) Like he was a man, and I was a little girl. 370 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,133 No passion, no spark. 371 00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:46,095 Maybe Chuck was right. 372 00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:49,798 Maybe all Nate and I have together is just... 373 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,101 History. 374 00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:56,145 Poor b. It's hard to turn up the heat with an old flame. 375 00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:57,806 But stand back. 376 00:17:57,807 --> 00:18:00,309 Someone's about to add fuel to this fire. 377 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,582 I have to say, I was a little surprised when you called. 378 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,585 That he dumped me, I can accept, but then he had the nerve 379 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,418 to say that there was nothing between him and Blair. 380 00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:12,661 The "just friends" speech? I got it, too. 381 00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:15,194 They're making fools of us. 382 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,766 Well, not anymore. 383 00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:25,434 (Sizzling) 384 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:28,307 Mmm. (Covers pot) 385 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,510 (Sighs) Wow. You got a lot of board games there. 386 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,442 Uh, you know, we're going to a birthday party. 387 00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:36,445 It's not a bomb shelter. Yeah, well, I want to have options. 388 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:40,589 Uh, do you know if Vanessa's coming? Yeah. Yeah, she and Nate broke up last night. 389 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:43,252 It seems like she's taking it pretty hard, 390 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:46,795 but, uh, she wants to come to the party, said she'd call. Okay. 391 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:49,298 (Telephone rings) Oh, and that's probably her. 392 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:52,461 Hello? (Woman) Mr. Humphrey? It's Gail from Brooklyn realty. 393 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,463 I wanted to schedule a time 394 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,435 for our appraiser to come out to your loft. 395 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,437 Is this a bad time? 396 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:03,172 Uh, yeah. You know, I'll call you later. 397 00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:05,844 Not Vanessa? 398 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,218 No. You know, we should probably start getting ready. 399 00:19:09,219 --> 00:19:10,679 Okay. 400 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,152 Wait. Back up, Blair. Nate and Vanessa broke up? 401 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,155 Oh, they had a falling-out after the Van Der bilt party, 402 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,428 hadn't spoken for a week and broke up last night. 403 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:22,561 How do you know all this? Have you dumped me for Vanessa? 404 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:26,595 No. I've just been spending a lot of time with Nate. 405 00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:28,497 Oh. Where is this coming from? 406 00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:32,501 What? You and Nate? After all that you've been through? 407 00:19:32,502 --> 00:19:35,644 You sure it's not just because Nate's not Chuck? 408 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,777 I thought Chuck was my future, Nate a part of my juvenile past, 409 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,380 but now I'm thinking 410 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,383 Chuck was just something I had to get out of my system 411 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,516 in order to realize Nate was my destiny all along. 412 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,518 Well, if that's really how you feel, 413 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,360 then I'm happy for you. 414 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:53,522 It's not exactly like I was rooting for Chuck, 415 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,364 and Nate is good for you. No drama. 416 00:19:55,365 --> 00:20:01,670 Nate and I have plenty of drama and sparks and fireworks. 417 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,802 Uh-huh. When are you getting to my party? 418 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,534 You mean Jenny's party. 419 00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:06,975 (Knock on door) 420 00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:09,938 So do you have any idea what's going on out there? 421 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:12,681 B., I gotta go. I'm sorry. 422 00:20:12,682 --> 00:20:15,645 (Snaps cell phone shut) Jenny's gonna love it. 423 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,691 Hey, Vanya. 424 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,455 "Guilty: Liberal 'victims' and their assault on America" 425 00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:27,996 by Ann coulter? 426 00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:30,929 Dorota gave to me. She said important to know enemy. 427 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,463 It's okay. I read to make Dorota happy. 428 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,436 (Mouths words) I have to say, I'm excited. 429 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,937 Oh, you should be. 430 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,939 Dad only makes his chili on very special occasions. 431 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,941 Well, not just about my birthday. 432 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,814 I mean, of course about my birthday, but, you know, 433 00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:47,976 Lily and dad and all of us together? 434 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:51,450 I don't know. Things just seem to be going really good. 435 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,582 Yeah. A little too good. (Elevator bell dings) 436 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,786 What? Since when is "good" too good? 437 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:00,860 Dan? 438 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,594 Uh, y-you know that phone call that wasn't Vanessa? 439 00:21:05,595 --> 00:21:07,666 It was a real estate agent. 440 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,938 I think dad might be selling the loft. 441 00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:13,672 What? No. Where would we live? 442 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,903 Well, I'd be at college. 443 00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:17,746 I guess you and dad would be... 444 00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:20,449 Moving on up to the east side, 445 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,781 to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y. 446 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,653 Okay, yeah, yeah, funny. First of all, 447 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:27,956 you need to stop watching so many old sitcoms on hulu, 448 00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:30,889 and second, dad on the Upper East Side? 449 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:35,564 I mean, there's no way. No, we can't live up here. We're... Humphreys. 450 00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:37,466 Damn straight. 451 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:41,630 (Chuckles) We grew up good. You know that? 452 00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:44,333 Yeah. (Elevator bell dings) 453 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:47,506 (Hearts revolution's "dance till dawn" playing) 454 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,509 (Indistinct conversations) 455 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:56,345 ♫♫ 456 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:58,887 Okay. It looks familiar 457 00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,018 and yet... 458 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,090 Not bad, little j. 459 00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:05,754 What are you doing here? Once I heard Poppy lifton was coming to your party, 460 00:22:05,755 --> 00:22:07,526 I canceled mine. In the last 20 minutes, 461 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,699 I've been hit on by two bronfmans and a gay designer. 462 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:14,533 It was so worth it. Kudos on rising from the social grave. 463 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:18,908 Speaking of graves, did something die in that pot? 464 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,772 It's cumin. 465 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,375 I liked my social grave. 466 00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:29,047 I dug it myself, and I was happy to lie in it. 467 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,751 What's going on? Why are they here? I don't know. This chili weighs a ton, though. 468 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,385 I need to find a caterer. 469 00:22:38,728 --> 00:22:42,060 ♫♫ 470 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,092 Jenny, hey. I didn't see you come in. 471 00:22:44,093 --> 00:22:47,095 How could you with all this fabulous going on? Well done. 472 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:49,097 Happy birthday, Jenny. 473 00:22:49,098 --> 00:22:51,139 Poppy, I didn't expect to see you. 474 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:55,674 Hey, uh, will you get us some drinks? (Poppy) Sure. 475 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,005 Well, surprised? 476 00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:59,047 Confused. I mean, what is all this? 477 00:22:59,048 --> 00:23:02,411 Where's my dad and Lily? They're at "Billy Elliot," fifth row center. 478 00:23:02,412 --> 00:23:04,513 I-I told them that a girl only turns 16 once, 479 00:23:04,514 --> 00:23:06,585 and she needs to spend it with her friends 480 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,958 and friends of friends. My present to you. Serena, I didn't want this. 481 00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:12,390 Well, I thought you didn't want a social fiasco 482 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,962 where... where you planned something 483 00:23:13,963 --> 00:23:17,395 and people didn't show up, but this is perfect. 484 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,829 I mean, Jenny, all of these people are here for you. 485 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:22,971 Patrick, hey. Uh, would you take a picture 486 00:23:22,972 --> 00:23:25,734 with me and the birthday girl? Sure. 487 00:23:25,735 --> 00:23:27,936 It's a birthday? 488 00:23:27,937 --> 00:23:30,579 (Whispers) Excuse me. 489 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:34,443 Enjoying my party? You know, I was just saying to Jonathan 490 00:23:34,444 --> 00:23:36,645 that this is a lovely, intimate family gathering. 491 00:23:36,646 --> 00:23:37,946 Nothing says "Jenny Humphrey" 492 00:23:37,947 --> 00:23:40,489 like a customized cocktail napkin. Mm. 493 00:23:40,490 --> 00:23:43,091 (Chuckles) Eric, I don't get it. 494 00:23:43,092 --> 00:23:45,454 Why would Serena hijack my birthday? 495 00:23:45,455 --> 00:23:48,196 Well, I know she was trying to do something nice for you. 496 00:23:48,197 --> 00:23:50,499 Maybe she just got a little carried away. 497 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,931 And maybe she wanted to prove to everyone 498 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,133 she could still throw a great party. 499 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,606 Well... If she wants people to know 500 00:23:57,607 --> 00:24:01,070 what a great party she can throw, why not tell everyone? 501 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,748 (Beep) 502 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,581 I came to you because I wanted to do something 503 00:24:12,582 --> 00:24:16,024 besides feel sorry for myself, but all it's been is 504 00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:18,727 sleazy platitudes and... 505 00:24:18,728 --> 00:24:20,058 You staring at my boobs. 506 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,990 I came up with several excellent ideas. 507 00:24:21,991 --> 00:24:24,693 You just shot most of them down. 508 00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:26,535 Yeah, because they all involved 509 00:24:26,536 --> 00:24:29,167 leaking a chuck/vanessa sex tape to the Internet. 510 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:33,001 We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to. 511 00:24:33,002 --> 00:24:36,505 Consistent, if twisted. 512 00:24:36,506 --> 00:24:37,776 (Elevator bell dings) 513 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,709 ♫♫ 514 00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:43,883 (Indistinct conversations) 515 00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,220 Why are they here? 516 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:57,026 What do we do? 517 00:25:03,072 --> 00:25:08,076 Spotted... two people who should know better 518 00:25:08,077 --> 00:25:12,211 and two people who don't know what hit them. 519 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,686 (All) Whoo! 520 00:25:17,687 --> 00:25:20,649 What? No keg? 521 00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:23,122 No, of course there's no keg! 522 00:25:24,694 --> 00:25:28,056 Serena, who are these rowdy children? 523 00:25:28,057 --> 00:25:30,999 I mean, I know Jenny's young, but this is embarrassing. 524 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,001 I know. I know. I'm so sorry. 525 00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:36,104 Um, just give me a minute, and... and I'll figure this out. 526 00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:39,738 We're leaving. You should come with. Trust me, I would love to get out of here right now, 527 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,741 but I think I should deal with the table dancers first. 528 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:46,544 I'll... I'll catch up with you later. Well, do try, for your own good. 529 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,118 Yeah. 530 00:25:55,184 --> 00:25:57,285 (Laughs) 531 00:25:57,286 --> 00:26:00,889 Jenny. Jenny, please help me get rid of these party crashers. 532 00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:03,231 Um, they're not crashing, Serena. I invited them. 533 00:26:03,232 --> 00:26:06,064 Well, you have your guest list, and I have mine. 534 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,167 Yeah, but... but this can't be what you want. 535 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,741 Like you care what I want. Jenny, I genuinely thought that when you got off the elevator, 536 00:26:12,742 --> 00:26:15,303 you would be thrilled, and if you weren't, 537 00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:18,246 then I'm sorry, but you should have just said something. Serena, I did, at breakfast, and you clearly... 538 00:26:18,247 --> 00:26:22,180 Serena, um... It's fine. Jenny and I are just having our first fight. 539 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:25,654 There are strangers having sex in your bed. (Under breath) Oh, my god. 540 00:26:25,655 --> 00:26:27,115 (Eric) Oh. 541 00:26:27,116 --> 00:26:30,188 Wait. Did you get that out of my mother's closet? 542 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,590 The word he used was, uh, uh, "haunting," 543 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,222 "a haunting sense of immediacy." 544 00:26:34,223 --> 00:26:37,195 I love that. Oh. Yeah, he's... He's a smart guy, my fan. 545 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:40,068 He's a good writer. He's a good writer. Dan, help. 546 00:26:40,069 --> 00:26:44,302 Well, I'm kind of in the middle of something. Well, I need you to be in the middle 547 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:46,805 of something else. 548 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,807 Where'd your boyfriend go? 549 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:51,680 We're not a couple. 550 00:26:51,681 --> 00:26:53,381 It's just physical. 551 00:26:53,382 --> 00:26:56,344 I'll take your word for it. 552 00:26:56,345 --> 00:26:59,688 But listen, whatever's going on between you two, 553 00:26:59,689 --> 00:27:01,189 just make sure Chuck 554 00:27:01,190 --> 00:27:03,251 doesn't talk you into doing something you regret. 555 00:27:03,252 --> 00:27:06,224 Whatever's going on with Chuck wasn't his idea. It was mine, 556 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:08,356 and least he doesn't pretend to be one thing, 557 00:27:08,357 --> 00:27:10,328 when really he's another. 558 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,131 You said there was no one else. There's not. 559 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,234 Blair's my friend. Nothing's happened between us. 560 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,366 Well, not yet. 561 00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,939 But he's telling you the truth. 562 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,671 Nate's a good guy. 563 00:27:22,672 --> 00:27:25,643 If you'd have seen that, maybe you'd still be together. 564 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,416 Now that he's free, who knows what will happen? 565 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:32,981 Exactly. We don't know. We're just hanging out. Sure, that's what people do at parties, hang out. 566 00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:35,924 But later, when we're alone... Blair... 567 00:27:35,925 --> 00:27:39,257 (Lowered voice) We'll talk about it. What is there to talk about? 568 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:42,290 Okay, do you guys want to have this conversation 569 00:27:42,291 --> 00:27:45,995 somewhere else, alone? Why are you still standing here? 570 00:27:47,236 --> 00:27:50,268 Blair, what are we doing in here? 571 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,270 You're not leaving this room until we find out 572 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:56,345 once and for all if we're really just friends. 573 00:28:00,149 --> 00:28:02,450 Well, don't just stare at me. Do something. 574 00:28:02,451 --> 00:28:06,114 Blair, stop acting like me being your friend 575 00:28:06,115 --> 00:28:08,156 is some kind of plot to humiliate you, okay? 576 00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:10,188 Did you ever think that maybe 577 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,690 things didn't work out between us 578 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,724 because we weren't friends? 579 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,427 You're right, Nate. 580 00:28:19,428 --> 00:28:23,431 This week, you've become my friend. 581 00:28:23,432 --> 00:28:26,034 It's amazing, 582 00:28:26,035 --> 00:28:29,377 and I've never wanted to kiss my friend so much in my life. 583 00:28:29,378 --> 00:28:31,079 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 584 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,081 We're at a party full of people in Chuck's room, 585 00:28:33,082 --> 00:28:35,884 and he and Vanessa are right behind the wall. 586 00:28:35,885 --> 00:28:38,316 That doesn't excite you? 587 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:41,189 Blair... 588 00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:43,321 (Sighs) 589 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,493 (Sighs) 590 00:28:45,494 --> 00:28:48,928 Don't. 591 00:28:52,802 --> 00:28:55,835 Only my boyfriend gets to touch my hair. 592 00:28:57,266 --> 00:28:58,406 (Laughter) 593 00:28:58,407 --> 00:29:00,368 They have been in there for a while. 594 00:29:00,369 --> 00:29:03,741 What if all we did is push 'em closer together? You just need to relax 595 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,816 and trust in the power of our overwhelming sexual chemistry 596 00:29:07,817 --> 00:29:09,978 to drive a wedge between them. 597 00:29:09,979 --> 00:29:13,952 ♫♫ 598 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,084 Go intercept him. 599 00:29:16,085 --> 00:29:19,288 ♫♫ 600 00:29:26,095 --> 00:29:28,136 It looks like that went well. 601 00:29:28,137 --> 00:29:30,138 You wanted to be more like Blair Waldorf? 602 00:29:30,139 --> 00:29:33,141 Well, congratulations. You succeeded. 603 00:29:33,142 --> 00:29:35,874 Poor v. Nobody gets what they want 604 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,246 without losing something they love, 605 00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:40,309 like their integrity. 606 00:29:42,551 --> 00:29:43,781 (Girl) Whoo! 607 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,854 Stains. Ooh. Ew! Gross! 608 00:29:45,855 --> 00:29:48,486 (Laughs) (Laughs) I can't believe Jenny would turn 609 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:51,319 a sophisticated soiree into a teenage rager. 610 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,092 Well, you did turn her scrabble and sloppy Joe party 611 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:56,965 into a sophisticated soiree, so... you know, 612 00:29:56,966 --> 00:29:59,868 not that the punishment exactly fits the crime. 613 00:29:59,869 --> 00:30:02,370 Well, maybe on some entirely subconscious level, 614 00:30:02,371 --> 00:30:05,203 I was thinking of myself. 615 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:10,138 Well, yes, it... it may have been somewhat conscious, 616 00:30:10,139 --> 00:30:11,409 but I don't know. 617 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,442 My... my life has just felt so normal lately. 618 00:30:14,443 --> 00:30:17,445 Getting back together with you and breaking up again, 619 00:30:17,446 --> 00:30:19,347 fighting with Blair and then not... 620 00:30:19,348 --> 00:30:22,450 It just... it all felt so high school. Well, we are in high school, 621 00:30:22,451 --> 00:30:24,292 at least for a little while longer. 622 00:30:24,293 --> 00:30:28,096 Old people seem oddly nostalgic for this time in their lives. 623 00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:30,158 Is it gonna make me sound like my dad 624 00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:32,460 if I say that you have the rest of your life 625 00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:34,302 to throw these fabulous society parties, 626 00:30:34,303 --> 00:30:36,434 but this might be the last opportunity you have 627 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:39,207 to roust naked strangers from making love on your mattress? 628 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:42,340 Actually, you know, it sounds a lot like college. (Laughs) 629 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:45,273 Serena, we have a problem. 630 00:30:45,274 --> 00:30:48,076 How was I supposed to know that if I threw you 631 00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:52,180 the best party of the year, you would sabotage it? How was I supposed to know how many kids would show up? 632 00:30:52,181 --> 00:30:54,522 (Crowd yelling) Parasites! Hooligans! Get! 633 00:30:54,523 --> 00:30:57,285 Vanya. Vanya, what's going on? 634 00:30:57,286 --> 00:31:00,388 Worse than the rats, with their cell phones over and over. 635 00:31:00,389 --> 00:31:02,360 It's too much. Go home! 636 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:04,362 Away, before I... (Siren blares) 637 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:08,366 (Jenny) Call the cops. Politzia. 638 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,369 Well, at least they scared everyone away. 639 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,374 (Indistinct police radio chatter) 640 00:31:21,110 --> 00:31:23,051 Hi, kids. 641 00:31:23,052 --> 00:31:24,383 We're home. 642 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:31,559 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Okay, lil, deep breath. 643 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,391 Oh! Things definitely got out of hand, 644 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:36,564 but the most important thing is that the kids are okay. 645 00:31:36,565 --> 00:31:39,127 Yes, well, that may be the most important thing, 646 00:31:39,128 --> 00:31:41,529 but the second most important thing is the apartment... 647 00:31:41,530 --> 00:31:44,272 The furniture, the... the rugs, the art, the... my closet. 648 00:31:44,273 --> 00:31:47,275 I thought I recognized that dress. 649 00:31:47,276 --> 00:31:50,408 Serena, how did this happen? 650 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,340 Mom, I admit I made a few phone calls. 651 00:31:52,341 --> 00:31:55,683 If you want to punish someone for the passed hors d'oeuvres, 652 00:31:55,684 --> 00:31:59,917 point the finger here. Guilty as charged. 653 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,220 But as far as all the people... 654 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:06,394 Oh, and you expect me to believe that Jenny was behind this? 655 00:32:06,395 --> 00:32:09,027 After she had me cancel the best caterer in town 656 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:12,160 because she wanted clue and a crock-pot. 657 00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:13,701 Mom, you could... 658 00:32:13,702 --> 00:32:16,304 Could at least make an attempt to mask your distaste. 659 00:32:16,305 --> 00:32:18,507 (Sighs) 660 00:32:20,569 --> 00:32:24,042 Don't you dare leave me here to clean up this mess, Serena. 661 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,274 When this family was just me and Eric, 662 00:32:26,275 --> 00:32:28,116 if things got out of control, 663 00:32:28,117 --> 00:32:31,019 it was a pretty safe bet that it was my fault. That's true. 664 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:34,252 But as this family grows, so does the pool of suspects. 665 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,525 This is not my mess. 666 00:32:38,387 --> 00:32:41,959 Okay, so whose mess is it? 667 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,961 I mean, all I did was carry the chili 668 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,334 and prevent teenagers from having unprotected sex. 669 00:32:46,335 --> 00:32:49,337 Serena may have had her own motives and I may have helped 670 00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:52,500 with the crowd situation with a few inspirational words, 671 00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:54,242 but, um... 672 00:32:54,243 --> 00:32:55,703 (Jenny clears throat) 673 00:32:55,704 --> 00:32:58,646 But I was the one who posted the party on "gossip girl." 674 00:32:58,647 --> 00:33:00,608 Look, I'm sorry, Lily, 675 00:33:00,609 --> 00:33:02,380 and I'm sorry, dad. 676 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:05,353 And I don't know. Maybe Serena was just trying to be nice, 677 00:33:05,354 --> 00:33:08,656 but the party that she threw was totally embarrassing. 678 00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:10,218 Jenny, I don't understand. 679 00:33:10,219 --> 00:33:13,491 Um, it sounds to me like what Serena put together 680 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,395 was... delightful. 681 00:33:18,027 --> 00:33:21,299 You know, at least last year, it was my face on the cake. 682 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,572 And the people at my party might have hated me, 683 00:33:24,573 --> 00:33:26,674 but at least they knew who I was. 684 00:33:26,675 --> 00:33:30,408 I know that it's hard for you guys to understand, 685 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:33,111 but I like being me, and as crazy as it may seem, 686 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:36,344 I choose not to be a park Avenue Princess 687 00:33:36,345 --> 00:33:39,447 on my birthday or any other day, 688 00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:42,120 no matter what my address might be. 689 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:45,023 What are you talking about, Jenny? 690 00:33:46,495 --> 00:33:50,128 The real estate agent called today. 691 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:53,531 Dad, you and Lily might want to live together, 692 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,534 but I'm just not ready to stop being a Humphrey. 693 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,467 Wait. Live together? 694 00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:03,411 (Alana d.) ♫ hey, deejay, turn me out again ♫ 695 00:34:03,412 --> 00:34:05,073 Teenage ragers, 696 00:34:05,074 --> 00:34:08,776 annoying sort of siblings, being yelled at by my mother... 697 00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:12,180 This should not be my life. It doesn't have to be, sweetie. 698 00:34:12,181 --> 00:34:14,782 I mean, so what if your stock took a dip in the last quarter? 699 00:34:14,783 --> 00:34:17,185 Whose didn't? But that doesn't mean 700 00:34:17,186 --> 00:34:20,328 you can't still turn things around. Well, then what do you suggest? 701 00:34:20,329 --> 00:34:22,290 And don't say to host another party. 702 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,831 (Laughs) No. 703 00:34:23,832 --> 00:34:26,394 Uh, well, it sounds to me like you need to get away. 704 00:34:26,395 --> 00:34:28,696 Yes. Yes! Road trip. 705 00:34:28,697 --> 00:34:32,840 No. I was thinking more like a private jet to Spain. 706 00:34:32,841 --> 00:34:35,843 Yeah. Mm, see, even my fantasies are becoming dull. 707 00:34:35,844 --> 00:34:38,846 (Laughs) Listen, Gabriel's parents' place 708 00:34:38,847 --> 00:34:42,250 is insanely beautiful, and the weather and the food 709 00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:44,552 and Gabriel's hot friends... 710 00:34:44,553 --> 00:34:47,084 Mm. When do we leave? Tomorrow morning. 711 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,856 Tomorrow? Mm-hmm. 712 00:34:48,857 --> 00:34:50,258 Ohh. (Exhales deeply) 713 00:34:50,259 --> 00:34:53,121 I... I'm embarrassed to say this, 714 00:34:53,122 --> 00:34:56,224 but I-I think I might be grounded. 715 00:34:56,225 --> 00:34:58,166 Serena... 716 00:34:58,167 --> 00:34:59,397 No. 717 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,728 I know. 718 00:35:00,729 --> 00:35:03,301 Yeah, I mean, you're right. 719 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:05,573 Yeah, let's go to Spain. 720 00:35:05,574 --> 00:35:07,875 To españa! To españa! 721 00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:09,737 Whoo! (Clink) 722 00:35:09,738 --> 00:35:11,609 Uh-oh, looks like someone's up to their old tricks, 723 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,181 and just in time, too. 724 00:35:13,182 --> 00:35:17,346 Cuidado, españa. Here comes El problema. 725 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:23,221 (Sniffs) Ugh. I can't tell if it's chili in my pot 726 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,323 or if some kid threw up in here. (Covers pot) 727 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:27,855 Well, I'm just grateful I could stay here last night 728 00:35:27,856 --> 00:35:31,159 and wait it out while an army of highly trained professionals 729 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,401 restores our home. Did you ever hear from Serena? 730 00:35:33,402 --> 00:35:35,863 Yeah, she left a message saying she was sleeping at Poppy's. 731 00:35:35,864 --> 00:35:38,306 Oh, I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions, 732 00:35:38,307 --> 00:35:41,369 been so hard on her. And Jenny should have spoken up sooner. Lil, I'm really sorry. 733 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:43,371 And so is she. I know. 734 00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:46,775 I just think we might be moving a bit fast. So about moving in together... 735 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:54,222 I love the idea of our family sharing a place together. 736 00:35:54,223 --> 00:35:55,523 One day. 737 00:35:55,524 --> 00:35:57,525 It's gonna be complicated, to say the least. 738 00:35:57,526 --> 00:35:59,527 We need to find our way 739 00:35:59,528 --> 00:36:01,589 and the kids need to find theirs. 740 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:03,461 We shouldn't let circumstance 741 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:05,293 impose a time line. 742 00:36:05,294 --> 00:36:09,267 I agree. But what are you gonna do about Dan and Yale? 743 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:11,439 We'll figure something out. 744 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,471 (Dan) Figure out what? 745 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:16,404 What do we need to figure out between me and Yale? 746 00:36:16,405 --> 00:36:18,877 I'm gonna go get dressed. 747 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:27,885 Wait. Is that... is that why you were moving in with Lily? 748 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,717 To pay for my education? 749 00:36:29,718 --> 00:36:33,221 Uh... what... what happened? 750 00:36:33,222 --> 00:36:34,762 Yale has great financial aid. 751 00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:37,265 Well, as of now, we're a low priority. 752 00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:40,468 It's all determined by need. And I'm... I'm... We're not needy enough? 753 00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:43,471 It's all relative, Dan. Well, what do we do? 754 00:36:43,472 --> 00:36:45,473 Well, I've never let money get in the way 755 00:36:45,474 --> 00:36:47,975 of your education before. I'm not gonna start now. 756 00:36:47,976 --> 00:36:49,537 We've got some time. 757 00:36:49,538 --> 00:36:50,978 And you need to stay positive about your future. 758 00:36:50,979 --> 00:36:53,541 Did you call that kid who sent you a fan letter? 759 00:36:53,542 --> 00:36:57,645 I bet he's dying to hear back from you. Yeah, well, I mean, it was great of him 760 00:36:57,646 --> 00:37:00,948 to reach out like that, so I'll give him a call. 761 00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:03,521 Dan. 762 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:06,223 We'll figure out a way. 763 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,656 Oh, I-I know. 764 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:15,363 I should have known it was too good to last. 765 00:37:15,364 --> 00:37:16,604 (Sighs) 766 00:37:16,605 --> 00:37:18,536 It's just... I was having so much fun 767 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,908 hanging out with a normal guy like Nate. 768 00:37:20,909 --> 00:37:24,342 We may not have had the drama or the electricity, 769 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:27,445 but you know what we did have? Fun? 770 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:29,617 Yes, Dorota, fun. 771 00:37:29,618 --> 00:37:33,351 Nate... he's so nice. 772 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:35,423 Being around him wasn't hard. 773 00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:38,926 It didn't hurt... Until now. 774 00:37:38,927 --> 00:37:42,360 I miss my friend Nate. 775 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:44,392 Maybe you get happy soon. 776 00:37:44,393 --> 00:37:45,433 True. 777 00:37:45,434 --> 00:37:47,465 The ducks do soothe me. 778 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,638 Give me my loaf. 779 00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:58,446 Mr. Nate called to ask where your favorite spot... 780 00:37:58,447 --> 00:38:00,448 That be where he want first kiss. 781 00:38:00,449 --> 00:38:02,511 Oh. 782 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,787 Is it true that you brought me here? 783 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,460 Well, you ran off too quickly last night, 784 00:38:12,461 --> 00:38:14,622 all I want to tell you 785 00:38:14,623 --> 00:38:18,326 is that I do want to be with you... 786 00:38:18,327 --> 00:38:20,399 Just not like that. 787 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:27,936 (Laughs) 788 00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:51,459 (Indistinct conversations) 789 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:54,462 Excuse me. Do I know you? 790 00:38:54,463 --> 00:38:59,507 Uh, I don't think so, no. I met you last year, around this time, actually. 791 00:38:59,508 --> 00:39:01,609 You were with a friend of yours, 792 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:03,471 and you were calling yourself Savannah. 793 00:39:03,472 --> 00:39:06,474 Hi. Sorry I'm late. Mmm. (Kisses) 794 00:39:06,475 --> 00:39:09,717 I got refreshments for the ride. Hey! Hey! Yeah. 795 00:39:09,718 --> 00:39:12,119 Did you two introduce yourselves? Uh, not exactly. 796 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,881 It's Serena. 797 00:39:13,882 --> 00:39:17,625 I figured. Well, it's nice to meet you again. I'm Gabriel. 798 00:39:17,626 --> 00:39:20,388 Oh, my god. We're gonna have so much fun. 799 00:39:20,389 --> 00:39:22,461 Hold this. I gotta get my coat. 800 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:29,737 (Cell phone rings) (Woman) Scott! 801 00:39:29,738 --> 00:39:32,099 (Ring) Your phone! 802 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:35,002 (Ring) 803 00:39:35,003 --> 00:39:36,604 (Ring) 804 00:39:36,605 --> 00:39:40,478 Who does, uh, Scott know in Brooklyn? (Ring) 805 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:44,782 No one. (Ring) 806 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,784 Hello? 807 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:50,017 Hey. Is this Scott? I'm sorry. Scott can't come to the phone right now. 808 00:39:50,018 --> 00:39:53,090 Can I give him a message? Yeah, this is Daniel Humphrey. 809 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:55,723 He wrote me a letter, so, uh, 810 00:39:55,724 --> 00:39:57,725 I guess if he wants to talk, 811 00:39:57,726 --> 00:40:00,868 tell him he can... He can give me a call back. 812 00:40:00,869 --> 00:40:03,601 Certainly. I'll pass the message along. 813 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,473 Okay. Thank you. 814 00:40:05,474 --> 00:40:07,605 So who was it? 815 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:10,177 Scott wrote a letter to Rufus Humphrey's son. 816 00:40:10,178 --> 00:40:12,039 Why would he... 817 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,443 He knows. 818 00:40:16,445 --> 00:40:19,717 How do you delete an incoming call? 819 00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:22,650 Mistakes... we all make them. 820 00:40:22,651 --> 00:40:25,052 They usually start with the best of intentions, 821 00:40:25,053 --> 00:40:27,194 like keeping a secret to protect someone... 822 00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:29,056 Ready? I'll be just a second. 823 00:40:29,057 --> 00:40:32,429 (The dears) ♫ 5:00 in the morning ♫ 824 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,563 Or getting some distance from the person you've become. (Beeping) 825 00:40:35,564 --> 00:40:36,664 ♫ ...Couldn't sleep ♫ 826 00:40:36,665 --> 00:40:38,636 (Speaks indistinctly) (Rattling) 827 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:42,570 ♫ might be inspirations ♫ 828 00:40:42,571 --> 00:40:46,514 ♫ but it's been this way for weeks ♫ (Telephone rings) 829 00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:49,216 ♫ and weeks ♫ 830 00:40:49,217 --> 00:40:51,178 ♫ and weeks and weeks ♫ 831 00:40:51,179 --> 00:40:53,080 ♫ and weeks ♫ 832 00:40:53,081 --> 00:40:56,554 Sometimes we don't even know what mistakes we've made 833 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,556 to get us where we are... 834 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:01,158 ♫ do us all a favor ♫ 835 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:03,961 ♫ admit thy defeat ♫ 836 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,093 Or we figure it out just in time 837 00:41:06,094 --> 00:41:07,965 to make it right again. 838 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:11,098 ♫ To the back of the head, to the back of the head ♫ 839 00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:14,543 ♫ to the back of the head ♫ 840 00:41:15,804 --> 00:41:18,245 But every mistake happens for a reason... 841 00:41:18,246 --> 00:41:22,080 To teach you a lesson you would otherwise never learn... 842 00:41:24,953 --> 00:41:27,985 You were going to leave without saying good-bye. 843 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,988 I knew you more like me than you were letting on. 844 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,721 Chuck, it's morning now, as in "cold light of," 845 00:41:33,722 --> 00:41:36,093 as in "let's pretend last night didn't happen." 846 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,726 We could just as easily 847 00:41:38,727 --> 00:41:41,128 pretend that this didn't happen, too. 848 00:41:41,129 --> 00:41:44,001 ♫ Leave the hat on the bed, leave the hat on the bed ♫ 849 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:48,976 And hopefully you never make that mistake again. 850 00:41:48,977 --> 00:41:50,237 So we're clear? 851 00:41:50,238 --> 00:41:52,239 This is just between us. 852 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,981 It means nothing. 853 00:41:53,982 --> 00:41:55,543 What means nothing? 854 00:41:55,544 --> 00:42:01,188 ♫ Lights ♫ 855 00:42:01,189 --> 00:42:02,690 ♫ off ♫ 856 00:42:02,691 --> 00:42:06,053 Lucky for me, that never happens. 857 00:42:06,054 --> 00:42:10,298 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.