1 00:00:03,274 --> 00:00:05,405 Your one and only source into the scandalous lives 2 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,637 of Manhattan's elite. You confided in Dan and even Blair. 3 00:00:07,638 --> 00:00:10,780 Everyone but me. So that's it? 4 00:00:10,781 --> 00:00:15,115 We can't even be friends? Well, we were never really friends, remember? 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,148 Hope you don't mind, but we've, uh, we've got a lodger. Make yourself at home. 6 00:00:18,149 --> 00:00:21,191 Have you seen my sketchbook? Whoa, sorry! Oh, my god. 7 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:23,423 Yale is your dream, 8 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:26,456 and you deserve to go here more than I do. You can't share this. 9 00:00:26,457 --> 00:00:28,628 We'll find a way. I'm gonna give you a second chance. 10 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,030 If you can tell me the fate of Cecil the caterpillar, 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,562 I will go out with you. I just realized that I-I do know Aaron. 12 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:36,035 We went to summer camp together. We got married. 13 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,438 There was a small ceremony with licorice rings. You should do your own clothing line. 14 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:41,111 I can model them. Max will do some photos. 15 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:44,574 That guy was taking advantage of you. You are not my father, and you are not my brother, 16 00:00:44,575 --> 00:00:47,217 so why do you care so much? 17 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:52,722 Can I at least have my dress back? You touch this dress, you will never set foot in here again. 18 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:55,285 And who am I? 19 00:00:55,286 --> 00:00:57,727 That's a secret I'll never tell. 20 00:00:57,728 --> 00:01:00,390 You know you love me. 21 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:06,296 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 22 00:01:06,297 --> 00:01:09,099 Spotted at minh... Jenny Humphrey buying 16 yards of tulle. 23 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,341 But since when does Eleanor Waldorf 24 00:01:11,342 --> 00:01:13,543 pay for her purchases with a penny jar? 25 00:01:13,544 --> 00:01:15,675 They say a stitch in time saves nine. 26 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,777 Will it save little j.? 27 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,651 We are going to blow them away. 28 00:01:21,652 --> 00:01:23,813 (Chuckles) We better, otherwise I am so dead. 29 00:01:23,814 --> 00:01:26,816 Dude, have you seen the time? At least your brother and the lodger 30 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:29,759 went to go see a movie. Yeah, that's Nate avoiding me once again. 31 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,621 He's still acting like 32 00:01:31,622 --> 00:01:34,264 he didn't stick his tongue down your throat? Yeah. Ew. 33 00:01:34,265 --> 00:01:37,127 Well, amnesia doesn't really happen till after sex with guys, 34 00:01:37,128 --> 00:01:40,200 so what's his problem? I don't know. He used to date Vanessa? 35 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:43,303 I'm Dan's little sister? Too young? I wouldn't know. 36 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:46,136 We don't talk. So what? After tonight you'll be so famous, 37 00:01:46,137 --> 00:01:49,379 you'll have ten Nate archibalds. Yeah, except I only want the one. 38 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:51,341 Okay, fine, then you have to make the move. 39 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:54,113 That's the only way it's gonna work. 40 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,416 Oh, my god. Is that the time? I told you. 41 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,418 Okay, yeah. You need to sew way faster, 42 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:03,793 'cause we are so screwed. 'Cause ready or not, 43 00:02:03,794 --> 00:02:06,696 with their closed doors and this private thing for Eleanor. 44 00:02:06,697 --> 00:02:13,303 Jenny... she didn't say anything to you? 45 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,435 Like how much privacy does she really need 46 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,867 to watch "project runway" and eat pizza? (Cell phone rings) 47 00:02:17,868 --> 00:02:21,341 Oh, oh. Hold on a second. Ooh, it's Jordan. Who? 48 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,343 The, uh, you know, the t.A. From Yale. 49 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:26,216 She was trying to get me a recommendation? 50 00:02:26,217 --> 00:02:28,518 You... you hooked up with her. 51 00:02:28,519 --> 00:02:31,421 Oh, yeah, that's right. Jordan. 52 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:33,853 Oh, it's good to be Nate. 53 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,186 "I had three professors read your stories. 54 00:02:36,187 --> 00:02:38,928 I'll call you later." Hey, that sounds like good news. 55 00:02:38,929 --> 00:02:40,890 Good? No. It means she had the first one read it. 56 00:02:40,891 --> 00:02:43,393 He didn't like it. Neither did the second, 57 00:02:43,394 --> 00:02:44,864 and after the third, she probably just gave up. 58 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,837 And why text before calling if you don't need 59 00:02:47,838 --> 00:02:50,670 to soften the blow? Or she was somewhere she couldn't talk, 60 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:54,344 so she sent a text. With an imagination like that, you should be a writer. 61 00:02:54,345 --> 00:02:57,477 Hey, where are you going? I-I can't concentrate on a movie right now. 62 00:02:57,478 --> 00:03:01,351 I-i-i gotta... I gotta go home and stare at my phone. 63 00:03:01,352 --> 00:03:04,284 Maybe you could talk to Jenny, figure out what's going on. 64 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,386 Yeah, sounds like a great idea. 65 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,289 My father went to Yale, 66 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:12,222 and I've wanted to go there ever since I was a little girl. 67 00:03:12,223 --> 00:03:17,567 How nice. 68 00:03:17,568 --> 00:03:21,571 But did you know Blair's mother is a designer? 69 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:25,705 You know, when Dean berube suggested I meet with you, 70 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,808 I had no idea you would be such a delight. 71 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:32,542 (Man) Yes, thank you. Bye. Oh, excuse me. My husband's on his way out. 72 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:35,445 Malchus, this is Serena Van Der Woodsen. Good afternoon. 73 00:03:35,446 --> 00:03:38,248 Uh, hi, and my best friend Blair Waldorf. 74 00:03:38,249 --> 00:03:39,989 (Serena) Pleased to meet you. 75 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:41,451 (Sighs) 76 00:03:41,452 --> 00:03:43,353 (Whispering) What am I doing here? 77 00:03:43,354 --> 00:03:46,626 (Whispering) Liz and her husband are both prominent Yale donors 78 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,329 and good friends with the Dean. Well, just like their good friend the Dean, 79 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:52,001 they only have eyes for you. Come on, b., you can do this. Yale is your dream. 80 00:03:52,002 --> 00:03:55,665 Just stop cracking your knuckles. Well, as pleasant as this has been, 81 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:57,667 I'm afraid I'm going to have to run. 82 00:03:57,668 --> 00:03:59,539 My husband's off to his business dinner, 83 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,011 and before I meet my friends from Bryn mawr, 84 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:05,615 I have to order room service for my daughter. Oh, no. She's gonna be here by herself all night? 85 00:04:05,616 --> 00:04:08,948 Oh, Emma doesn't mind. As long as she has her Harry Potter book 86 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,651 and a bowl of ice cream, she's happy as a clam. 87 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,484 Uh, no, Blair will take her to a movie. 88 00:04:14,485 --> 00:04:16,486 I-I would take her myself, 89 00:04:16,487 --> 00:04:20,259 but I've got something with my family, so... Why, Emma would love that. 90 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,031 You sure you don't mind? Emma, dear? 91 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:24,634 Come here. (Whispers indistinctly) 92 00:04:24,635 --> 00:04:28,339 Anything for the friends of Dean berube. 93 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,603 Yes, mother? Serena's friend... 94 00:04:33,604 --> 00:04:36,946 Blair. 95 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:39,450 Oh, thank you. 96 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,914 This is gonna be fun. 97 00:04:44,915 --> 00:04:46,457 Yeah. 98 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:54,364 Hello. 99 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:56,926 Hey. Um, what are you doing here? 100 00:04:56,927 --> 00:04:59,699 Uh, I just had a meeting with the collector. 101 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:03,433 So did you figure out... Cecil the caterpillar. Camp suisse. 102 00:05:03,434 --> 00:05:05,405 We got married and exchanged licorice rings. 103 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:08,077 And you ate your five minutes after the ceremony. Yeah. 104 00:05:08,078 --> 00:05:11,711 When did you finally remember? Um, about the time you were speeding away with a girl 105 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,443 on the back of your motorcycle. 106 00:05:13,444 --> 00:05:15,815 Audra. Yeah, she's just a friend. 107 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,619 No, I recognized you the moment you walked in the gallery. No, you didn't, but it's okay. 108 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,422 Some faces you don't forget. 109 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:26,426 Um... (Chuckles) You know, I have this charity gala. 110 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,728 It's actually here, and I wouldn't normally go, 111 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,401 but my mom's being honored and my brother's out of town, 112 00:05:31,402 --> 00:05:33,633 and I'm rambling, but I was wondering... I'm late! I know. 113 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:37,507 I was thinking maybe we could, uh... Mm. I'm sorry. 114 00:05:37,508 --> 00:05:40,541 Hey, uh, maybe in another nine years. 115 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,973 (Girl) What was that about? 116 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:48,418 (Agnes) Jenny, come on. The Van is almost here. 117 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:50,680 Eleanor's going to kill herself after tonight. 118 00:05:50,681 --> 00:05:52,752 I know. I just have a few more things to do. 119 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,884 Dan? 120 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:57,757 What are you doing here? 121 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:02,762 I spy with my little eye someone getting busted. 122 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,363 (Emma) Is my mom gone? 123 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,895 Yes. 124 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:08,137 So what kind of movies do you like? 125 00:06:08,138 --> 00:06:10,870 Something where the animals sing or... 126 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,502 Oh, sweet heaven. 127 00:06:12,503 --> 00:06:14,504 So muffy mcdonough's been bragging 128 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:16,506 about how she's gonna lose her virginity 129 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:19,108 'cause she finally landed a date with the lacrosse captain. 130 00:06:19,109 --> 00:06:21,110 They call him "the de-virginator." 131 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:23,453 Oh, my god. Stop your mouth from moving. 132 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:26,015 But now that I finally have the night away from mom and dad, 133 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:30,920 we'll see who's first. 134 00:06:30,921 --> 00:06:33,092 About your little clearance sale, Lohan. 135 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,394 Please. I heard you talking about getting into Yale. 136 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,467 Well, Dean berube is, like, my uncle, 137 00:06:37,468 --> 00:06:40,930 so help me or I tell him how you took me to a club 138 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:45,404 and got me wasted. Rumor has it that lady b.'S been outfoxed by a young fox. 139 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,978 Got a credit card, fake I.D., and I want bacardi and a boy. 140 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:51,511 This body's open for business. 141 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:54,114 It seems only one ivory tower is being stormed tonight. 142 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:02,952 Does dad know about it? No, of course dad doesn't know. 143 00:07:02,953 --> 00:07:04,894 What am I saying? You haven't been shipped off 144 00:07:04,895 --> 00:07:10,900 to a convent yet. (Whispers) Hey, Dan, just take it easy. 145 00:07:10,901 --> 00:07:14,664 I just... I really need tonight. I've worked so hard. For... for what? What is this? 146 00:07:14,665 --> 00:07:18,167 Stop! We're putting on a guerilla fashion show. I don't know what that means. 147 00:07:18,168 --> 00:07:20,570 Okay. These dresses... I made them. 148 00:07:20,571 --> 00:07:22,512 And... and Agnes and her friends are gonna model. 149 00:07:22,513 --> 00:07:24,574 Please, Dan. Tonight's the one chance 150 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:27,777 I have to show everyone what I can do. 151 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:30,950 Ivan, I swear if that Van's not here in ten minutes, 152 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,683 you're not getting those photos of me. 153 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:36,526 Are we busted now or what? 154 00:07:36,527 --> 00:07:38,988 Dan, please. I just need a few hours. 155 00:07:38,989 --> 00:07:40,931 Then I'll tell dad everything. 156 00:07:44,134 --> 00:07:45,835 (Sighs) All right. 157 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:48,599 I, uh, I-I just need to think. 158 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:59,879 Well, you finally did it... 159 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,883 Made absolutely sure I'm never gonna get into Yale. What are you talking about? 160 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,485 Little Emma... turns out she's less Holly hobbie 161 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,619 and more Jenna Jameson. Can you speak plainly? 162 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,021 She's determined to become a woman on my watch, 163 00:08:12,022 --> 00:08:14,824 and if I don't help pimp her out, she's gonna 164 00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:19,168 character-assassinate me to the Dean. I don't understand. I thought she liked ice cream and magic. 165 00:08:19,169 --> 00:08:22,932 Next time leave the scheming to the experts. What are those? Pictures from camp suisse. 166 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:24,934 Aaron dressed up as Cecil the caterpillar. 167 00:08:24,935 --> 00:08:29,979 I bumped into him outside the palace. 168 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:33,512 Ancient, unimportant history. Focus, Serena. 169 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:38,648 You got me into this, and I'm not losing Yale 170 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:41,020 take her to the charity gala. When you get there, 171 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,922 you can say you didn't know how lame it would be. 172 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:46,025 Then it's time for her to go home. You're off the hook. 173 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:53,102 So I checked out "gossip girl," 174 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:57,937 Emma, I was thinking, where is the glory 175 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,269 in bedding down with some dirty Manhattan hipster 176 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:03,542 who's probably filming you on the nanny cam? 177 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,544 You really want to make muffy jealous? 178 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,547 Have your flower plucked by one of the elite. 179 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,652 And where would I find someone like that? 180 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,084 Luckily, we know the place. 181 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:19,558 But you're gonna have to pay a visit to my closet first. (Squeals) 182 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,132 (Laughs) 183 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:25,596 Ooh. (Laughs) 184 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:32,201 Sorry. Thing about a café... People weirdly want service. 185 00:09:32,202 --> 00:09:34,644 Come on, v., what... What am I gonna do? 186 00:09:34,645 --> 00:09:37,046 You gotta give me something here. She's telling your dad tomorrow, 187 00:09:37,047 --> 00:09:39,649 and whatever this whole fashion show thing is, 188 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:43,112 it sounds like she put a lot of work into it. So we... we all just cover for her... you, me, Nate? 189 00:09:43,113 --> 00:09:45,715 Don't lump me with Nate. He's your friend. 190 00:09:45,716 --> 00:09:48,257 Are... are we ever gonna talk about this? 191 00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:51,721 He was living there with no electricity, no furniture... You did the right thing. 192 00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:55,294 Which is why you haven't been to the loft since he moved in. 193 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:59,228 Just tell me. Do you still have feelings for him? Nate hates me. 194 00:09:59,229 --> 00:10:03,132 That's not what I asked. Nate and I tried. It didn't work. End of story. 195 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,134 I'm just saying, if you like him, 196 00:10:05,135 --> 00:10:07,236 you should tell him, 'cause Nate is a good guy. 197 00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:10,609 It's funny how you're ready to condemn your sister, 198 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,612 but Nate, who's done some pretty questionable things, 199 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,385 gets a free pass. I get she lied... No. No. It's not about the lying. 200 00:10:16,386 --> 00:10:18,617 I-I don't want her to get in trouble. 201 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,090 What if she's about to make a huge, life-altering mistake, 202 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:23,092 and I don't stop her? 203 00:10:23,093 --> 00:10:26,326 Who's about to make a huge mistake? 204 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:33,162 Well, what do we have here? 205 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:37,036 Allow me to introduce myself. 206 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,868 I'm Chuck. 207 00:10:38,869 --> 00:10:41,871 Bass. Oh, my god. I read about you on "gossip girl." 208 00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:43,913 You're... you're like the devil. 209 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:45,775 Finally some truth in advertising. 210 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:47,176 Headed out, are we? 211 00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:50,049 Serena, Blair and I are going to the gala. 212 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,322 Hope you're coming? Well, I'm all for company on a Saturday night, 213 00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:55,855 but the only thing I like that aged is my scotch. 214 00:10:55,856 --> 00:11:02,261 What? It's old people? 215 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:06,335 (Elevator bell dings) Well, how about you take me for a ride instead? 216 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:12,241 Buckman, could you pass this to miss Serena? 217 00:11:12,242 --> 00:11:14,104 It was with the concierge. 218 00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:20,150 Looks like you've just hooked yourself a bass. 219 00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:25,114 You look beautiful. Can we go now? 220 00:11:25,115 --> 00:11:26,816 Patience, love. 221 00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:29,318 The sooner we get there, the sooner the jig is up. 222 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:32,091 I'll go check on the vestal virgin. 223 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,963 Left at the concierge, miss. 224 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:35,766 Thank you. 225 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,904 Well-played, Cecil. She's gone! 226 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,106 Who? Who do you think? Emma! 227 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,238 Jenny, you should wait for Dan. 228 00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:51,710 No, there's no time. This is my one chance I have 229 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,743 to prove that I can be a designer. 230 00:11:53,744 --> 00:11:56,245 Otherwise it's back to being little j. At constance, 231 00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:59,088 except worse this time, because everyone's gonna know I failed. 232 00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:01,090 And since when are you so worried? 233 00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:03,352 You haven't spoken two words to me all week. 234 00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:05,294 Careful, guys! Those are couture! 235 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:07,496 Hey, why do you keep eating those pot brownies? 236 00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:11,931 You know sugar makes you spaz. Jenny, come on. I mean, you know it's complicated. 237 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,503 Do you care about me? Prove it. 238 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:17,166 Come with me. 239 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,940 Maybe I should drive. 240 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,414 (Agnes) Okay, guys, come on! 241 00:12:25,415 --> 00:12:27,416 This train wagon is on the move! 242 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:29,819 Is that Nate? 243 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:34,123 (Engine starts) Hey! Hey, stop! 244 00:12:34,124 --> 00:12:35,825 Stop! 245 00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,756 Wow. A real limo. 246 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,488 This is so perfect. 247 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,490 Uh, by the way, my name is... 248 00:12:41,491 --> 00:12:44,393 Let's not ruin it with talking. 249 00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:45,965 Fine. 250 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,837 Spotted... Bass taking the bait... 251 00:12:47,838 --> 00:12:49,768 Straight to business then. 252 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,371 Jailbait, that is. 253 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,206 Text him. I've texted him six times. 254 00:12:57,207 --> 00:13:00,249 Well, text him again before he screws that girl 255 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,182 and any other chance that I had of getting into Yale! I put out an a.P.B. On "gossip girl" 256 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:07,156 with Emma's Facebook picture on it. 257 00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:09,518 You! What did you do with her? 258 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:12,892 Hey! She assaulted me, demanded I deflower her. 259 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,964 Oh, limos and virgins, your specialty. 260 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:17,226 Just so you know, while there are few things 261 00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:20,429 I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them. 262 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:23,532 When she realized she couldn't ride this thoroughbred, 263 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,574 she bolted. 264 00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:29,909 Last time I saw her, she was heading in a cab downtown. (Cell phone chimes) 265 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,312 Says e. Boardman just used her credit card there. (Groans) She didn't waste any time. Come on. 266 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,414 I can't go. I have my mom's thing. 267 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,117 What? No! You're coming. You owe me, both of you! 268 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,050 Come on! 269 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:43,152 (Camera shutters clicking) 270 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:45,325 (Indistinct conversations) 271 00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:53,562 Jenny, what are we doing here at the palace? 272 00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:55,935 This is the New York philanthropic society's 273 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,037 annual gala. I know. 274 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,439 I'm no fashion expert, but shouldn't the people 275 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,973 seeing your show be, like, not friends with my mom? We're looking for financial backers. 276 00:14:03,974 --> 00:14:05,574 Everyone is gonna be here tonight... 277 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:09,318 Fortune 500 c.E.O.S, lvmh, ppr, hearst. 278 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:12,421 We're looking for people with money who can get us press. 279 00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:15,925 Well, looks like you've done your homework, but... 280 00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:18,187 I have. Sometimes the ends have to justify the means. 281 00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:21,560 Here. I pulled you a suit on the way out. 282 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,395 It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed. 283 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,468 (Giggles) 284 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:40,449 ♫♫ 285 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,551 I don't see her. 286 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:45,985 I'll talk to the bartender. 287 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,657 You have to admit, the licorice ring was sweet. 288 00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:50,659 Look, even if you're just being literal, 289 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:53,262 I don't want to hear another word about your albatross 290 00:14:53,263 --> 00:14:55,264 until we find mine. 291 00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:58,068 ♫♫ 292 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,271 There she is. 293 00:15:02,272 --> 00:15:04,273 ♫♫ 294 00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:06,605 Oh, my god. 295 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,007 ♫♫ 296 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,278 Look. 297 00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:13,082 ♫♫ 298 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:16,415 Looks like you got nailed, just not in the way you wanted. 299 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:22,191 Give me time. 300 00:15:22,192 --> 00:15:24,553 Okay, you guys, let's go. Come on. Serena! 301 00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:27,426 Hey, you should have called. Scott, hey. 302 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,260 Don't worry. I have a table for you. Wait! Wait! No! 303 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,702 Get out of my... stop her! 304 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,434 Emma! 305 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,606 Excu... ew! 306 00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:40,710 (Classical music playing) 307 00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:57,186 Oh, my god. 308 00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:58,957 Excuse me, miss. 309 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,090 Can I have your name, please? 310 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:04,193 Uh, yeah, it's Erica. Erica Van Der Woodsen. 311 00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:06,735 Sometimes they leave off the "a." 312 00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:09,438 My... my parents are the, uh, the guests of honor. 313 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,700 Oh. Okay, thanks. 314 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,702 Yeah. 315 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,705 What am I doing? 316 00:16:18,008 --> 00:16:19,448 Jenny? 317 00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:23,352 Hi, Mrs. Bass. 318 00:16:23,353 --> 00:16:24,754 Um... 319 00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:28,017 Congratulations. (Chuckles nervously) 320 00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:30,759 I didn't, uh, I didn't know you were receiving an award. 321 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,721 It's really... 322 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:35,324 Uh, really... It's really great. 323 00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:37,026 Well, thank you. 324 00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:39,368 Um, honestly, I hate being the center of attention, 325 00:16:39,369 --> 00:16:41,770 but, um... (Chuckles) So, um, who are you here with? 326 00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:44,673 Oh, well, uh... She's with me. 327 00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,535 Oh! Yeah, my mom couldn't make it, and, um, 328 00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:49,078 she asked me to fill in, so I invited Jenny. 329 00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:52,611 Oh, that is so sweet. Have you seen Serena? 330 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,644 No, I haven't, actually. I'm sorry. Okay. 331 00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:59,418 Do you want to get something to drink? Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. 332 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,320 Excuse us. 333 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,052 My god, you're shaking. 334 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,324 Yeah, I didn't... I didn't know that Lily and Bart 335 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:10,429 were getting an award, and I'm about to ruin the night 336 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,431 you don't have to go through with it. 337 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,164 There are other ways. No. Have you not heard anything I've said, Nate? 338 00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:18,538 This is it. Tonight's all I have. Nate, I don't even know... 339 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:28,748 (Click) 340 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,223 You kissed me again. 341 00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:36,155 I know. 342 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,458 So does that mean you don't regret last week? 343 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,460 I guess not. 344 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:46,165 Jenny, whatever you decide, I'm with you. 345 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,099 Okay. 346 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,776 ♫♫ 347 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,209 Move! 348 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:03,152 I lost her out front in the crowd of identical couples. 349 00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:05,414 Their cab is probably halfway to serge's by now, 350 00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:07,316 if she even waits that long. She's not answering her phone. 351 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:10,719 Well, congratulations, s., for ruining my future again. 352 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,462 Me? I'm sorry. Who came up with the idea 353 00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:15,664 of me babysitting my way into Yale? 354 00:18:15,665 --> 00:18:17,796 You wouldn't have had another chance with the Dean 355 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,699 if it hadn't been for me. Oh, right, you're such a celebrity. 356 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,631 "Miss Van Der Woodsen, your pillows are being fluffed 357 00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:24,873 in the v.I.P. Section." Kittens, please. I found her table. 358 00:18:24,874 --> 00:18:27,676 You're behind the plot, bass. She already left. 359 00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:31,441 The bartender says she's in the corner booth. 360 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,785 E. Boardman? Elizabeth. 361 00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,188 That's not Emma. That's her mother, 362 00:18:39,189 --> 00:18:42,251 and that's not her father. Oh, my god. 363 00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:44,353 It seems the saying's true... 364 00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:46,525 Like mother, like daughter. 365 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,428 Or is it the other way around? 366 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,430 (Click) 367 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,863 (Sighs) 368 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,611 Oh, she's cool. Don't worry. 369 00:19:02,612 --> 00:19:05,414 This is Stewart. He's in love with me. 370 00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:09,778 Uh, isn't he gonna get fired for this? 371 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:12,150 Yeah, well, he was gonna quit anyway 372 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,782 to be a professional gamer. 373 00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:17,256 Oh, I have to check on the models. 374 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,488 Stewart, take this. 375 00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:22,161 Do not do anything gross to my friend. 376 00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:29,938 If you'd just come to me sooner... 377 00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:32,641 Never mind we don't know where she is. 378 00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:35,304 We don't even know what she's doing. I know, dad. I'm sorry. I-I just... 379 00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:42,481 She's still not picking up. Did you try Nate? 380 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,754 What? Spotted at the palace... Nate Archibald and little j. 381 00:19:45,755 --> 00:19:49,418 What is it? Um, "gossip girl." They're at the palace. 382 00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:51,920 Let me see. There's nothing to see. Let's just go. 383 00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:53,892 Let's get out of here now. 384 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,226 We hear lonely boy's b.F.F. Still carries a torch for Nate. 385 00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:59,598 If she finds out about little sister, 386 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,571 wonder who'll get burnt. 387 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:09,808 Come... come on. You're a cab. Do that weaving thing. 388 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,781 Dad, dad, dad. It's okay. We're gonna find her, all right? 389 00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:15,744 At least she's with Nate. He'll watch out for her. He couldn't have known about this, right? 390 00:20:15,745 --> 00:20:18,887 I gotta think Nate would've said something. Don't be so sure. 391 00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:21,720 Nate didn't know. He would never keep that from us. 392 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,852 We don't know what Nate would do, Vanessa. 393 00:20:23,853 --> 00:20:26,555 His morals are questionable at best. 394 00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,857 Who... who would've thought that he'd date both you 395 00:20:28,858 --> 00:20:30,929 and a certain lady? 396 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,403 And by "lady," I mean older, and by "date," I mean... 397 00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:37,566 What's he talking about? Nothing. 398 00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,738 What is up with you? What happened to, 399 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,441 "if you like him, tell him. Nate's a good guy"? 400 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,314 Are you saying... you're saying you do like him? Are you saying that he's not a good guy? 401 00:20:45,315 --> 00:20:47,346 Sounds like you still like him. 402 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,847 (Cell phone rings) 403 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,419 Is that Jenny? 404 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,422 Ooh. 405 00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,584 No, it's... no, it's Jordan, 406 00:20:55,585 --> 00:20:59,358 the t.A. From Yale who will have to wait. 407 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,029 Come on. You gotta be kidding me! 408 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,961 You're letting the mister softee truck pass us? 409 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,263 Come on. Here. 410 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,436 Dad, that's a $1. 411 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:09,598 (Classical music playing) 412 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,500 Whoa. Are you sure Jenny's here? 413 00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:15,644 Yeah. What is this? 414 00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:18,377 I'm afraid I can't let you in. I'm just here to find my daughter, so... 415 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,579 Rufus? What are you doing here? 416 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,381 I-it's fine. Okay. 417 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,984 I'm... I'm gonna go look for Nate. He's taller and easier to spot. 418 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,016 I'm gonna look for Jenny. 419 00:21:28,017 --> 00:21:29,788 Thanks. Uh... 420 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,990 But... well... is Jenny okay? I saw her earlier. 421 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,523 What... what's going on? I was about to ask that myself. 422 00:21:34,524 --> 00:21:38,527 Rufus. Bart, hello. 423 00:21:38,528 --> 00:21:40,569 I need to find my daughter, 424 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:43,001 so if you see her, hold onto her, would you? 425 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,374 Huh. 426 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,936 Congratulations. 427 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,644 What? I didn't invite him. 428 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:59,017 (Groans) Let's go get a drink. 429 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:02,522 Thank you, god, so much. I won't let you down. 430 00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:07,996 Chuck's seeing if the doorman knows Emma's guy. 431 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:09,998 Why? Who cares about him? 432 00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:11,600 Blair, no. 433 00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,832 This poor little girl's mother is having an affair. 434 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,765 No wonder she's acting out. So? This is my golden ticket. 435 00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:19,067 You are not blackmailing that woman to get into Yale. 436 00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:21,970 Serena, open your eyes! This is a sign from god. 437 00:22:21,971 --> 00:22:24,743 He wants me to do this. This family needs help. 438 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,716 Well, no argument there. They're even more screwed up than yours. 439 00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:29,718 So humbert humbert's name is serge grodanz. 440 00:22:29,719 --> 00:22:32,350 His father plays tennis at the club. 441 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,653 I know where his building is. Let's go. (Cell phone rings) 442 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,655 I'm going over there. 443 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,957 You know, I'm... I'm late for the gala. 444 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,560 My mom's texting me. Look, do whatever you want, Blair, 445 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,532 but please save Emma first. 446 00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,634 (Groans) Fine. We'll save 447 00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:47,736 little red riding hood from the big bad wolf. 448 00:22:47,737 --> 00:22:49,598 But after that, it's bulldog, bulldog, rah, rah, rah! 449 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:52,401 I'm trusting you. 450 00:22:52,402 --> 00:22:54,643 You have any bright ideas? 451 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:56,746 As a matter of fact, one. 452 00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:00,979 (Man) ♫ a reason to conceal ♫ 453 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,613 ♫ the things you want ♫ 454 00:23:08,057 --> 00:23:10,660 Dan. Hey. 455 00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:16,124 Whoa. What are you doing? What am I doing? What are you doing? 456 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:18,897 Or is this not you with my 15-year-old sister? 457 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,770 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, just calm down. 458 00:23:21,771 --> 00:23:25,904 We took you into our house, Nate. Look, Dan, it's not like I planned on it, all right? 459 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,076 Okay, things just happen. I'm sorry. 460 00:23:28,077 --> 00:23:30,539 Come on. She's a sophomore. I'm a senior. 461 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:33,041 Don't act like I'm some creepy older guy. 462 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:35,785 No, you're the guy who traded sex for money. 463 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,888 (Sighs) Oh, my god. Vanessa. 464 00:23:39,889 --> 00:23:42,420 It's amazing I don't want you with my little sister. 465 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,794 Okay, look, I'm sorry I didn't say anything about Jenny, okay? 466 00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:48,457 But you have no right to judge me. 467 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:50,929 (Sighs deeply) Where is she? 468 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,202 Look, I don't even know. She went off to find Agnes. 469 00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:57,906 Do you want me to come help you find her? No, I don't want your help. 470 00:23:57,907 --> 00:24:01,711 I want you to pack up your stuff and get out of our house. 471 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,847 (Knock on door) Emma, open up. 472 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,950 Emma? I know you're in there! 473 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,082 Go away! Serge is in the bathroom, 474 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,525 and when he gets out, 475 00:24:16,526 --> 00:24:18,957 there's gonna be one less virgin around here. I do have to admire her determination. 476 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,560 I'm not letting muffy lose hers before me. 477 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,962 She beats me in everything. Tell her to check "gossip girl." 478 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,935 Emma? Do you have your phone? Check "gossip girl." 479 00:24:26,936 --> 00:24:33,872 It's important. 480 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:37,005 It says, "muffy's muff gets stuffed." Does that mean... 481 00:24:37,006 --> 00:24:41,780 That little muffy took her first steps as a woman? Afraid so. 482 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,012 She lost her virginity and her "gossip girl" cherry 483 00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:46,855 in the same night? But how did she get on "gossip girl"? 484 00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:49,888 It pays to have connections. 485 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,490 (Serge) Emma? Come here, my little Princess. 486 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,492 (Gasps) What? Who are you? 487 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,864 (Chuckles) 488 00:24:55,865 --> 00:24:59,497 Now I feel violated. Come on. 489 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,871 Piece of advice... Lose the tulip. 490 00:25:02,872 --> 00:25:04,272 (Phone rings) 491 00:25:04,273 --> 00:25:06,034 Hey, it's Aaron. Leave a message. 492 00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:09,007 Oh, if this is Serena, that girl at the hotel today... 493 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:12,080 Not what you think. I mean, not my girlfriend, 494 00:25:12,081 --> 00:25:14,613 if that's what you thought, 495 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:17,015 'cause I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm rambling. 496 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:20,018 So, uh, if this isn't Serena, leave a message. Thank you. 497 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:24,152 (Beep) 498 00:25:24,153 --> 00:25:26,054 (Giggles) Or the best. 499 00:25:26,055 --> 00:25:29,227 Um, I was just calling to thank you for the ring, 500 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,229 but somehow I am finding myself 501 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,231 wanting to give you another chance. 502 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:35,163 (Girl) Hello? 503 00:25:35,164 --> 00:25:38,737 Hello? 504 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:41,039 Are you calling for Aaron? 505 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,641 Yeah. Hi. Who's this? 506 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,312 Tamara. Aaron's in the bathroom. 507 00:25:44,313 --> 00:25:46,645 Do you wanna wait, or... 508 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:49,547 No! Uh, no, no. Just... Just tell him, um... 509 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,950 No, just... don't... Don't tell him anything. 510 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,952 I'm sorry. (Sighs) 511 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:58,557 (Inhales sharply) Cecil, you got me again. 512 00:26:00,229 --> 00:26:02,190 Nate, where are you going? 513 00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:04,062 Jenny, I'm sorry. I gotta go home. 514 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,735 Your brother's here, and he knows. Wait. What? 515 00:26:06,736 --> 00:26:08,837 Yeah, he saw us kissing on "gossip girl." 516 00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:12,871 He's here with your dad. My... no, my dad's here? 517 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,903 No, no, no. My dad and my brother are here. Good. 518 00:26:14,904 --> 00:26:17,846 So they can see how amazing you are with their own eyes 519 00:26:17,847 --> 00:26:19,848 instead of reading it in the papers tomorrow. 520 00:26:19,849 --> 00:26:22,310 I mean, it's not like he's going to kill you twice. Okay. 521 00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:24,112 Wait. Please. Nate, please, don't go. 522 00:26:24,113 --> 00:26:26,756 I really need you here. Please. 523 00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:41,329 (Indistinct conversations) Good evening. May I have your attention, please? 524 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:42,831 (Crowd silences) Thank you. 525 00:26:42,832 --> 00:26:46,705 As head of the New York philanthropic society, 526 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:49,838 presenting this award is my favorite duty. 527 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:53,111 Please join me in congratulating Lily and Bart bass. 528 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,815 (Applause) 529 00:26:59,048 --> 00:27:00,989 Did you find her? No. 530 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:04,723 Lily and Bart bass have funded the construction of clinics 531 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,055 and hospitals in Equatorial Guinea, 532 00:27:07,056 --> 00:27:09,057 Sri Lanka... 533 00:27:09,058 --> 00:27:10,929 (Electricity powers down) 534 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,732 (Crowd murmuring) 535 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,004 Some sort of technical difficulty. 536 00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:19,007 (Sonic youth's "sheena is a punk rocker" playing) Oh, god. 537 00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:24,072 ♫ Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go ♫ 538 00:27:24,073 --> 00:27:25,674 ♫ ready to go now ♫ 539 00:27:25,675 --> 00:27:27,375 ♫ they got their surfboards ♫ 540 00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:31,419 ♫ and they're going to the discotheque a go-go ♫ 541 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:34,282 ♫ but she just couldn't stay ♫ 542 00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:37,155 ♫ she had to break away ♫ 543 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:41,029 ♫ well, New York City really has it all ♫ 544 00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:44,432 ♫ oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♫ 545 00:27:44,433 --> 00:27:47,736 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker ♫ 546 00:27:47,737 --> 00:27:50,368 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker ♫ 547 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:56,775 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker now ♫ 548 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,877 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker ♫ 549 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:02,350 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker ♫ 550 00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:06,384 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker now ♫ 551 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,087 ♫ well, she's a punk rock ♫ 552 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,759 ♫ a punk rocker ♫ 553 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,962 ♫ punk rock, a punk rocker ♫ 554 00:28:13,963 --> 00:28:16,424 ♫ ooh, punk, punk, a punk rocker ♫ 555 00:28:16,425 --> 00:28:20,128 ♫ punk, punk, a punk rocker ♫ 556 00:28:20,129 --> 00:28:23,031 ♫ sheena is ♫ 557 00:28:23,032 --> 00:28:24,432 ♫ a punk rocker ♫ 558 00:28:24,433 --> 00:28:27,275 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker ♫ 559 00:28:27,276 --> 00:28:29,137 ♫ sheena is ♫ 560 00:28:29,138 --> 00:28:30,378 ♫ a punk rocker ♫ 561 00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:32,710 ♫ now ♫ 562 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,914 ♫ sheena is a punk rocker ♫ 563 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,486 ♫ sheena is ♫ (Cheers, applause and whistles) 564 00:28:38,487 --> 00:28:40,318 ♫ a punk rocker, sheena is ♫ 565 00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:43,391 ♫ a punk rocker now ♫ 566 00:28:43,392 --> 00:28:46,294 (Cheers and whistles continue) 567 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:50,830 ♫♫ 568 00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:00,939 It looks great. 569 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,872 Thank you! 570 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:08,476 Oh, my god. Vanessa! 571 00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:10,518 (Sighs) Vanessa, wait! 572 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:13,121 Here, here, here, Jenny, Jenny. Stop. No, just... 573 00:29:13,122 --> 00:29:15,123 It's not your place, okay? No, I have to say something. 574 00:29:15,124 --> 00:29:17,085 No, no. Stop. I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry. 575 00:29:17,086 --> 00:29:20,959 Jenny. Vanessa! 576 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,791 Who knew that when her loyalty kicked in, 577 00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:24,533 Nate would be kicked out? 578 00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:31,840 (Laughter) 579 00:29:31,841 --> 00:29:33,802 J Humphrey designs! Backers are welcome... whoa. 580 00:29:33,803 --> 00:29:38,246 Get your groping hands off of me, creep. 581 00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:40,078 I cannot believe your sister. 582 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:42,250 She's taken it to a whole other level. 583 00:29:42,251 --> 00:29:43,852 Yeah, yeah, she has. 584 00:29:43,853 --> 00:29:45,483 She's gotta be around here somewhere. 585 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,016 I'll check the lobby. 586 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,791 You might be upset, but the truth is, 587 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,564 this wasn't how you wanted to lose your virginity. 588 00:29:56,565 --> 00:30:00,900 And which venue would you suggest, perhaps? 589 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,806 Chuck, I know it wasn't easy 590 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,339 getting "gossip girl" to post that bogus report. 591 00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:12,480 Thank you. 592 00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:16,184 For you, anytime. 593 00:30:16,185 --> 00:30:20,219 I think your little virgin's making a break for it. Ugh! 594 00:30:22,191 --> 00:30:25,223 Emma. Emma! Wait. 595 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:27,355 Aren't you done? You won... 596 00:30:27,356 --> 00:30:30,859 You, muffy, my mom. I'm the only loser. 597 00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,560 You still don't get it. 598 00:30:32,561 --> 00:30:34,562 Having sex for the first time shouldn't be 599 00:30:34,563 --> 00:30:37,265 part of a competition to beat muffy the lacross-titute. 600 00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:40,169 It should be with someone you love. 601 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,042 Was your first time with someone you love? 602 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:48,046 Yes. It was. 603 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,278 And honestly... 604 00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:53,221 There are better ways of getting your mother's attention. 605 00:30:53,222 --> 00:30:55,583 I told you, this is about muffy. Please. 606 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:58,426 I wrote the book on distracted, self-centered mothers. 607 00:30:58,427 --> 00:31:01,559 My mom has never met a single one of my teachers. 608 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,391 She regularly forgets my birthday, 609 00:31:03,392 --> 00:31:05,263 and she only comments on my appearance 610 00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:07,235 when she has something to criticize. 611 00:31:07,236 --> 00:31:09,397 But you're perfect. 612 00:31:09,398 --> 00:31:12,000 True, and that's why I finally realized 613 00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:15,243 it wasn't about me... 614 00:31:15,244 --> 00:31:17,906 The same way it's not about you. 615 00:31:17,907 --> 00:31:20,909 My mom always says when we come to the city, 616 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:24,012 we're gonna hang out and do mother-daughter things. 617 00:31:24,013 --> 00:31:26,114 It never happens. 618 00:31:26,115 --> 00:31:28,556 So tell her that. 619 00:31:28,557 --> 00:31:30,558 (Exhales deeply) 620 00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:34,062 And... can you try to avoid the serges of the world? 621 00:31:34,063 --> 00:31:35,623 Thanks, by the way. 622 00:31:35,624 --> 00:31:37,625 That guy was pretty gross. 623 00:31:37,626 --> 00:31:38,626 Yeah. 624 00:31:38,627 --> 00:31:40,898 (Cell phone rings) 625 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,931 (Ring) 626 00:31:42,932 --> 00:31:46,474 Uh... hello? 627 00:31:46,475 --> 00:31:49,577 Hey, Jordan. Uh, no, no. No, no, it's not too late. 628 00:31:49,578 --> 00:31:57,545 Uh, yeah. I-I saw that. The three professors. That's... 629 00:31:57,546 --> 00:32:00,548 No, I-I know what anemic means. 630 00:32:00,549 --> 00:32:03,151 Uh, all right, well, thank you. Thank you for trying. 631 00:32:03,152 --> 00:32:06,394 I appreciate it. Okay. 632 00:32:06,395 --> 00:32:09,097 Hey. 633 00:32:09,098 --> 00:32:11,199 Is everything okay? 634 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,402 Um... no. No, not really. 635 00:32:14,403 --> 00:32:16,604 No, don't... Don't worry about Jenny. 636 00:32:16,605 --> 00:32:19,107 She'll probably get in some trouble 637 00:32:19,108 --> 00:32:21,339 for disrupting the event, but honestly, 638 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,472 I think everyone in there was kind of relieved. No, I know. Jenny will be fine. 639 00:32:24,473 --> 00:32:25,974 Jenny will be great, because Jenny always does 640 00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:29,077 what she has to do to get what she wants. 641 00:32:29,078 --> 00:32:31,479 I don't follow. 642 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,123 Tonight my sister alienated everyone in her life. 643 00:32:35,124 --> 00:32:38,226 But tomorrow she's gonna be in "the New York times." 644 00:32:38,227 --> 00:32:39,957 I just can't help but wonder 645 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,331 if she's the one with all the guts in the family. 646 00:32:43,332 --> 00:32:45,694 Hey, where is this coming from? 647 00:32:47,636 --> 00:32:49,667 Nowhere. Nowhere. I'm sorry. 648 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,040 The Humphreys already spoiled your mom's night. 649 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,002 I don't wanna spoil yours, too. 650 00:32:54,003 --> 00:32:56,644 No, I don't care about this night. I care about you. 651 00:32:56,645 --> 00:32:58,506 Tell me what's wrong. 652 00:32:58,507 --> 00:33:02,110 Uh... I'm not gonna get into Yale 653 00:33:02,111 --> 00:33:05,113 or probably any other school with a decent writing program. 654 00:33:05,114 --> 00:33:08,056 No, Dan, that is not true. No. I gotta go find my dad. 655 00:33:08,057 --> 00:33:09,717 Thank you. 656 00:33:09,718 --> 00:33:11,390 Good night. 657 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,670 Do you realize what time it is? 658 00:33:22,671 --> 00:33:24,532 And look at that dress. 659 00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:28,376 You expect me to believe you went to the movies in that? 660 00:33:28,377 --> 00:33:32,540 Mom, please don't. This isn't her fault. Bed now. 661 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:35,384 Bed! 662 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:40,418 Mrs. Boardman, before you say anything you'll regret... 663 00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:42,390 What was your plan... Take my daughter clubbing 664 00:33:42,391 --> 00:33:44,552 and hope she'd plead your case to the Dean? 665 00:33:44,553 --> 00:33:46,694 I have some bad news for you, miss Waldorf. 666 00:33:46,695 --> 00:33:50,198 From what I've seen, you're not Yale material. 667 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:52,330 Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. 668 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:54,162 Tell me, did you have a nice time 669 00:33:54,163 --> 00:33:57,305 with your Bryn mawr friends? What is that supposed to mean? 670 00:33:57,306 --> 00:34:02,110 Here. Let me lend you my phone. 671 00:34:02,111 --> 00:34:05,042 I told you to go to bed. Blair was only trying to help me. 672 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:13,043 You're lecturing me? 673 00:34:16,325 --> 00:34:18,156 You were saying? 674 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:20,589 Just... 675 00:34:24,593 --> 00:34:27,365 Your daughter is a great girl. 676 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:31,169 You should pay more attention to her. 677 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:34,443 Soon it'll be too late. 678 00:34:44,853 --> 00:34:46,284 Excuse me, ma'am? 679 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,456 Um, did you see a girl come out? 680 00:34:48,457 --> 00:34:50,288 She had a blue shirt and dark, curly hair? 681 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,520 Jenny. Dad? Dad, let go of me. 682 00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:56,124 Let go of me, dad. I'm trying to find Vanessa. I hope you're proud of yourself. 683 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:58,095 You know what? I am. 684 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,498 Because honestly, I achieved everything that I wanted. 685 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:06,634 Jenny, you can't just go through life 686 00:35:06,635 --> 00:35:09,537 and those people aren't calling to tell me how mad they are 687 00:35:09,538 --> 00:35:12,380 that I ruined their party. They're calling to tell me 688 00:35:12,381 --> 00:35:15,583 that they like my designs, and they want to meet me. Well, those people are not your father, 689 00:35:15,584 --> 00:35:19,517 and speaking for him, I have never been more disappointed. 690 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,689 Hi. Hi there. I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 691 00:35:21,690 --> 00:35:25,523 Jenny, I think you owe Lily an apology. No, really. 692 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,895 No, no, no. He's right. Lily, I'm... I'm really sorry. 693 00:35:27,896 --> 00:35:31,259 Well, honestly, it wasn't the evening I expected, 694 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:33,401 but it was amazing. 695 00:35:33,402 --> 00:35:35,404 The whole thing was inspired. 696 00:35:37,606 --> 00:35:42,570 Um... 697 00:35:42,571 --> 00:35:44,812 If you think you're getting away with this tonight, 698 00:35:44,813 --> 00:35:47,845 you are dead wrong. It's too late. It's done. 699 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,448 Yeah, you're right. 700 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,850 Officer, if you're looking for the person responsible 701 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,483 for tonight, this is her. Dad! 702 00:35:55,484 --> 00:35:58,155 (Lily) Rufus. You can't be serious. 703 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,258 You're giving me no choice. 704 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:02,431 It's her number all over the polaroids. 705 00:36:05,334 --> 00:36:08,436 Miss, I'm gonna have to take you to the station. 706 00:36:08,437 --> 00:36:11,299 We'll call your parents from there. 707 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,272 He is my parent... The one getting me arrested! 708 00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:16,474 Officer, my name is Lily bass, and I was the one 709 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:19,577 being honored this evening, and my husband 710 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,850 also owns this hotel, and we won't be pressing any charges. 711 00:36:22,851 --> 00:36:24,952 Makes my job easier. 712 00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:27,755 Lily, this is none of your business. 713 00:36:27,756 --> 00:36:31,559 I am saving you from making a terrible mistake. 714 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,191 You know what? 715 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,823 You guys figure it out. 716 00:36:35,824 --> 00:36:37,865 I'm going home. 717 00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:41,469 Poor Jenny... all that glamour almost led to the slammer. 718 00:36:41,470 --> 00:36:43,432 But what will the morning bring? 719 00:36:49,738 --> 00:36:53,311 Figured you'd be back at the family manor. 720 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:57,545 Is this the new minimalism? 721 00:36:57,546 --> 00:37:01,389 What the hell is going on? 722 00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:03,951 What do you think? I told you we were in trouble. 723 00:37:03,952 --> 00:37:06,494 You didn't tell me it was this bad. 724 00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:08,626 Then again, if it drove you to Brooklyn, 725 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:11,299 I guess I should have known. Brooklyn's over. I'm going to stay with my mom. 726 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,831 Don't be so dramatic. You're coming with me. 727 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,964 No. I'm not. 728 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:23,271 B., it's time to get up. 729 00:37:23,272 --> 00:37:26,274 There are other schools besides Yale... like Princeton. 730 00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:29,717 Princeton is a trade school. There's only Yale. 731 00:37:29,718 --> 00:37:32,650 Well, I'm proud of you for not succumbing 732 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,652 to your baser instincts. 733 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:37,254 Hey, even though you might not get into Yale, 734 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,657 at least this way you won't go to hell. 735 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,989 (Cell phone rings) 736 00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:44,462 Blair Waldorf's phone. 737 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,694 Y-yes, Dean berube. She... she's right here. 738 00:37:46,695 --> 00:37:48,766 What? No! Yes. 739 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,599 Dean berube. What a surprise. (Knock on door) 740 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,842 Miss Van Der Woodsen? You have a visitor. 741 00:37:54,843 --> 00:37:56,644 Yes. 742 00:37:56,645 --> 00:37:59,378 Uh-huh. 743 00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:03,681 Hey. 744 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:07,815 So, uh, I was thinking you, me, assorted breakfast pastries. 745 00:38:07,816 --> 00:38:10,418 How many pastries exactly? 746 00:38:10,419 --> 00:38:15,393 Is it just you and me, or is the entire harem coming along? Yeah, I want to explain yesterday. 747 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:17,865 Look, Aaron, the rings were sweet, 748 00:38:17,866 --> 00:38:19,727 but I thought about it, 749 00:38:19,728 --> 00:38:22,870 and I don't really want to date someone who has a posse. 750 00:38:22,871 --> 00:38:25,733 A posse? Well, in our last two encounters, 751 00:38:25,734 --> 00:38:28,606 you've been with two different girls. Well, one... one was a friend. 752 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,307 So you've said. 753 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,741 And the other one was... 754 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,414 You know what? 755 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,786 No, I-I could explain who Tamara is 756 00:38:38,787 --> 00:38:41,519 and why she was at my apartment last night. 757 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,622 The fact is, either you feel something here or you don't. 758 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,024 If you want an excuse not to give this a shot, that's fine. 759 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:49,797 But ever since you walked into the gallery last week, 760 00:38:49,798 --> 00:38:52,560 I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. 761 00:38:52,561 --> 00:38:56,534 I even dug up my old camp stuff. So did I. 762 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:59,467 Is it too weird to think that maybe fate brought us 763 00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:01,068 back together again? 764 00:39:01,069 --> 00:39:02,840 Yes... 765 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,043 But romantic, too. 766 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,947 Hey, you know what? Forget breakfast. 767 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,520 I've waited nine years. I think that merits dinner. 768 00:39:12,521 --> 00:39:15,122 You didn't eat that ring, did you? No, not yet. 769 00:39:15,123 --> 00:39:17,725 Good. It's nine years old. 770 00:39:17,726 --> 00:39:20,988 Wait. You kept yours? 771 00:39:20,989 --> 00:39:23,030 I'll see you tonight. 772 00:39:23,031 --> 00:39:24,832 Ah! (Laughs) 773 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:27,865 Oh, my god. Emma told the Dean that I'm the one person 774 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,898 living or dead that she'd most like to have dinner with. 775 00:39:30,899 --> 00:39:33,070 Oh, b.! And he said that Yale 776 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:36,874 could really use a girl like Blair Waldorf. Oh, b., I'm so happy for you. 777 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,047 (Camera shutter clicking) 778 00:39:43,051 --> 00:39:45,112 Hey, I was just about to wake you. 779 00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:48,486 Mm. 780 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:51,619 At about 6:00 this morning, so it's just the 2 of us. 781 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:54,762 Did you sleep in that last night? I didn't sleep, actually. I was up all night 782 00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:56,924 finishing this story for Noah shapiro. 783 00:39:56,925 --> 00:40:02,129 The guy from "the Paris review"? Which story? The one about Chuck bass. 784 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,472 You said you couldn't write that story. 785 00:40:04,473 --> 00:40:06,934 No, I could always write it. I chose not to. 786 00:40:06,935 --> 00:40:10,938 Dan, just because Jenny... Dad, look, the morning after my little sister stages 787 00:40:10,939 --> 00:40:13,110 a fashion show that all of New York City 788 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:15,082 will be talking about is not the time 789 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:17,645 for the "slow and steady" speech. 790 00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:19,887 All right, I'm sorry. I-I tried it your way. 791 00:40:19,888 --> 00:40:22,950 I wish I could get the two of you to understand 792 00:40:22,951 --> 00:40:26,894 that success, people praising you, it goes away. 793 00:40:26,895 --> 00:40:28,756 And when that day comes, 794 00:40:28,757 --> 00:40:32,630 if you don't like who you are, you're done. 795 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,732 Well, I guess that's a chance I'm willing to take. 796 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:38,706 Dan, please. I have to worry about you now? 797 00:40:38,707 --> 00:40:41,208 It's gonna be all I can do to try and reach Jenny. 798 00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:44,612 It's a little late for that, dad. 799 00:40:44,613 --> 00:40:47,115 I-I think you need to look in her room. 800 00:40:52,821 --> 00:40:56,184 (Love and rockets) ♫ ooh, ooh, ooh ♫ 801 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:04,562 ♫ you cannot go against nature ♫ 802 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:09,036 ♫ because when you do ♫ 803 00:41:09,037 --> 00:41:12,139 (Speaking indistinctly) 804 00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:15,172 ♫ go against nature ♫ 805 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:18,076 ♫ it's part of nature, too ♫ 806 00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:27,555 ♫ our little lives get complicated ♫ 807 00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:32,120 ♫ it's a simple thing ♫ 808 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:37,264 ♫ simple as a flower ♫ 809 00:41:37,265 --> 00:41:41,229 ♫ and that's a complicated thing ♫ 810 00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:48,035 ♫ no new tale to tell ♫ 811 00:41:48,036 --> 00:41:51,008 ♫ no new tale to tell ♫ 812 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:55,182 ♫ my world is your world ♫ 813 00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:57,785 S. And b. Are headed for Yale. 814 00:41:57,786 --> 00:42:02,049 Nate's headed out of town, and Dan's headed for trouble. 815 00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:04,121 As for little sister Jenny, 816 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,523 she's nowhere to be seen. 817 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,255 ♫ Please call my name ♫ 818 00:42:08,256 --> 00:42:11,158 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 819 00:42:11,159 --> 00:42:13,301 ♫ No new tale to tell ♫