1 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:08,378 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. Say those three words, and I'm yours. 2 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:11,581 I... will never say those words to you. 3 00:00:11,582 --> 00:00:14,214 We were just playing chess, and she was another piece 4 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,786 that you needed to knock over on your way to take the queen. 5 00:00:16,787 --> 00:00:19,049 I'm really glad you're Nate's friend. 6 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:21,251 He really needs someone like you right now. 7 00:00:21,252 --> 00:00:25,255 Hope you don't mind, but we've got a lodger. (Cheering) 8 00:00:25,256 --> 00:00:27,127 That's not my dress! It's my dress. 9 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,229 You can't make me give up my job with Eleanor. Watch me. 10 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:34,464 Your dad asked me to bring over all my stuff on homeschooling. (Screams) 11 00:00:34,465 --> 00:00:37,167 And who am I? 12 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:39,439 That's a secret I'll never tell. 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,811 You know you love me. 14 00:00:41,812 --> 00:00:48,678 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 15 00:00:48,679 --> 00:00:52,553 (Robyn's "crash and burn girl" playing) 16 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:58,057 Every girl fantasizes about finding her prince charming. 17 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,489 ♫ Going down ♫ 18 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:03,263 But if that prince refuses to come... 19 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,397 (Knock on door) 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:13,343 You are late. Time for breakfast. I'll be down in a minute. 21 00:01:13,344 --> 00:01:15,645 I just have to finish something. 22 00:01:15,646 --> 00:01:18,648 A girl has to take matters into her own hands. 23 00:01:18,649 --> 00:01:22,282 Don't forget... god always watching, miss Blair. 24 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,184 ♫ Oh, no ♫ 25 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,156 ♫ you're going down ♫ 26 00:01:26,157 --> 00:01:29,490 ♫ oh, you'll crash and burn, girl ♫ 27 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:33,323 (Jenny) Wait, no. 28 00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:36,326 What do you mean the herringbone won't arrive until tomorrow? 29 00:01:36,327 --> 00:01:38,598 The meeting with the buyers from bloomingdale's is today. 30 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,801 No, I don't care about Italian customs. If the electricity goes out, 31 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,804 I think we found a new energy source. She's making me dizzy. 32 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:48,308 Fine, then you can be the one to tell Eleanor that yourself. 33 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,440 Stupid! Stupid Italians. 34 00:01:50,441 --> 00:01:53,883 Oh, oh, I know, with their pizza and pasta and... Michelangelo. 35 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:58,488 But apparently not their herringbone. Dad, you don't understand. 36 00:01:58,489 --> 00:02:01,351 Eleanor put me in charge, and it's a really big deal. Honey, breathe. 37 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:04,494 No, no time for oxygen. I am late. 38 00:02:04,495 --> 00:02:06,726 Oh, and I forgot my homework. 39 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,459 Seriously, she's making me feel like a slacker. 40 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:11,331 Maybe I can help you fix that. 41 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:16,466 Tomorrow night's the Aaron Rose opening at the gallery. 42 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:19,669 You... you discovered up at r.I.S.D., right? Yeah, the kid's amazing. 43 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:22,612 Homework, headset, handbag, check, check, check. 44 00:02:22,613 --> 00:02:25,475 I have to pee. Guys, have you seen my sketchbook? 45 00:02:25,476 --> 00:02:27,547 (Rufus and Dan) Oh, no, no, Nate! Whoa, sorry! Oh, my gosh. 46 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,879 (Rufus) Jenny... Sorry, uh... (Chuckles) 47 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,222 You... did you do something with your hair? 48 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:35,625 Uh, yeah. Shorter, blonder. I was... I was bored. 49 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:37,457 I like it. It looks... It looks good. Thanks. 50 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,889 Oh, go ahead and use the bathroom. I'm sorry. Oh, no. 51 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:42,692 I didn't mean to... No, no, no. I'm gonna go. It's fine. I'll just... 52 00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:44,664 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, it's fine. Bye. 53 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,468 Okay. (Thunder rumbles) 54 00:02:51,402 --> 00:02:53,403 Want to get in? 55 00:02:53,404 --> 00:02:55,945 I'd love to give you a ride. 56 00:02:55,946 --> 00:02:57,777 Oh, I'm sure you would. 57 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,780 Too bad you've made the terms of that arrangement impossible. 58 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,784 About that... maybe I was a little too hasty. 59 00:03:05,516 --> 00:03:07,417 Come on. Get in. 60 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:09,919 Maybe I don't want you anymore. 61 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,761 Don't torture me. 62 00:03:11,762 --> 00:03:14,525 I'm dying. 63 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:22,932 (Door clicks) All you have to do is say those three magic words. 64 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:25,436 I hate you. 65 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,314 (Woman) Eleanor Waldorf. 66 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:36,486 Dude, I love that dress. 67 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:38,288 Thanks. 68 00:03:38,289 --> 00:03:41,551 I mean, thanks on behalf of Eleanor Waldorf designs. 69 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:44,954 I'm Agnes, by the way. I think we've worked together, 70 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:48,227 'cause I kind of recognize the top of your head. (Chuckles) Jenny, and yeah, 71 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,330 'cause I think I recognize your feet. (Laughs) 72 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,702 (Woman) Eleanor Waldorf designs. How may I help you? 73 00:03:52,703 --> 00:03:55,565 Um, excuse me a minute. Okay. 74 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:58,808 Eleanor, I think the buyer from bloomingdale's is here. 75 00:03:58,809 --> 00:04:01,971 Should... should I take notes, or what do you... 76 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:04,814 Uh, you said I could be in the meeting today, remember? 77 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:07,677 Well, not today. 78 00:04:07,678 --> 00:04:11,020 I need you to finish that. 79 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:12,382 Robert? 80 00:04:12,383 --> 00:04:14,354 Darling. (Kisses twice) 81 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:18,388 I am so glad they sent you. Come. You are going to love it. 82 00:04:18,389 --> 00:04:21,260 Jenny? 83 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,832 Hey. 84 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:24,864 Nate? What are you doing here? 85 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,467 I found this when you left, and I thought 86 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:30,470 you might need it, so... Oh, my gosh, I do. Thank you. Thank you so much. 87 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,572 Sure. That was really nice of you. 88 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:35,845 Well, I'll let you... Let you get back to work. Yeah, I'll see you later. 89 00:04:35,846 --> 00:04:37,347 Bye. Bye. 90 00:04:37,348 --> 00:04:41,881 That guy is totally into you. 91 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:45,485 Uh, no, he's not. He thinks of me like a little sister. 92 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,387 Yeah, a little sister he'd like to do. 93 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,359 No. No, he doesn't. Yeah, yes, yes. 94 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,492 (School bell rings) 95 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:55,294 Hey. 96 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,027 How's the... how's a.P. Economics treating you? 97 00:04:58,028 --> 00:05:00,530 Um, well, today there was a rousing debate 98 00:05:00,531 --> 00:05:02,632 about inflation versus liquidity, 99 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:04,634 which Isabelle settled by calling Warren buffett. 100 00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:09,308 Apparently, he's her godfather. (Chuckles) 101 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,780 Hey, um, so the other night, 102 00:05:10,781 --> 00:05:13,513 seeing you was really nice. 103 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,515 I know the first leg 104 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,387 of the dan/serena "let's be friends" tour 105 00:05:17,388 --> 00:05:19,689 was a disaster, but, uh... Well, we were young and stupid then. 106 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:22,422 Now we're older and wiser. 107 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,554 You have to help me destroy Chuck bass. Ooh. 108 00:05:24,555 --> 00:05:27,527 All right, I'll take that as my cue to leave. Oh, you're very perceptive. 109 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,099 Dan, wait. If you're having a problem with Chuck, 110 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:33,933 then a man's perspective could be helpful. Just because you two are making a doomed attempt 111 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:38,337 at being friends doesn't mean I have to play the enabler. Blair, come on. 112 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,340 (Sighs) 113 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,674 Well, if you're plotting against Chuck bass, 114 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:47,817 then I... I'm sure I can think of something. 115 00:05:47,818 --> 00:05:49,649 Fine. 116 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,651 I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch, 117 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:59,058 and he won't oblige unless I tell him I love him. Ugh. 118 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,591 He... he's working on that. 119 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:04,794 Yeah. You're right. I'm sorry. Uh, no... no judgment, only help. 120 00:06:04,795 --> 00:06:08,468 So do you love him? No! No, of course not. 121 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:11,370 Then why don't you just say it to get what you want? 122 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,404 Frat guys have been doing that since forever. I can't. If I say it, then Chuck wins. 123 00:06:14,405 --> 00:06:18,077 Right, but if you say it, then you get him, and you win. 124 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,379 No, I lose. See? This is totally pointless. 125 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,812 I was thinking I would just disappear for a while 126 00:06:22,813 --> 00:06:25,855 and give him a taste of life without me. No, no, no. That's a terrible idea. 127 00:06:25,856 --> 00:06:27,887 Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. 128 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,919 Chuck may be a deviant, but he's still a man. 129 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,121 So just, you know, drive him crazy, 130 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:35,495 wear him down. You should be good at that. 131 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:39,629 Look who finally got a little interesting. I'm sure it's a fluke. 132 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:43,503 See? Isn't this nice? 133 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:46,907 Ugh. Even broken up, you guys make me nauseous. 134 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:53,644 Jenny! 135 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,891 I am so sorry about today with Robert. 136 00:07:01,892 --> 00:07:04,454 I know you wanted to be at that meeting. 137 00:07:04,455 --> 00:07:07,557 It's okay. I've just been so on edge, 138 00:07:07,558 --> 00:07:11,931 because these meetings with these buyers 139 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,063 the... the runway show went so well. 140 00:07:14,064 --> 00:07:17,737 That's this season. They want to know about next season. 141 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:21,541 Fortunately, Robert did see one dress that he was very fond of. 142 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,644 I didn't know you started anything for next season. 143 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:28,178 I haven't. He... he loved the dress that you are wearing. 144 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,983 Barneys and Bendel's are coming tomorrow. 145 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:36,527 I have to have something to show them. 146 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,959 (Clears throat) 147 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,563 Um, you could show them this dress. 148 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,966 Well, if you're offering. 149 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,640 I do think that it would be good for both of us. 150 00:07:50,641 --> 00:07:53,903 Right, 'cause then I could be in those meetings? 151 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:55,875 Absolutely. When those buyers leave here, 152 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:59,048 they will know the name Jenny Humphrey. 153 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:02,582 So you are going to have to remake that dress 154 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,954 in my fabrics, of course. 155 00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:07,987 Um, um, Eleanor, the meeting's tomorrow. 156 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,560 I-I don't even have a pattern for this dress. 157 00:08:10,561 --> 00:08:13,162 I'd have to take the whole thing apart 158 00:08:13,163 --> 00:08:18,868 and completely make a new one. You expect me to reschedule barneys and Bendel's? 159 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:23,202 Okay. I guess I... Better get to it. 160 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,035 Yeah. 161 00:08:40,991 --> 00:08:42,922 Want to get a drink? 162 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,624 Want to say those three little words? 163 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,855 No. 164 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:48,027 Then no drink. 165 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,831 Why? Scared you won't be able to handle it? 166 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:55,905 Spotted... Upper East Side beauty 167 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:59,238 laying down the gauntlet for her favorite beast. 168 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,911 But careful, Princess. It's gonna take more 169 00:09:01,912 --> 00:09:05,816 than a little leg to get this prince to ravish you. 170 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:10,650 ♫♫ 171 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,652 I'll have one drink with you, 172 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,054 unless you can convince me why I should stay, of course. 173 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,758 Well, just because we've reached an impasse 174 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:22,261 on a certain issue doesn't mean we can't be friends. 175 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:25,194 So ever since charlize theron became the face of dior, 176 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:27,637 I've wanted to change my signature scent. 177 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:31,671 I've been trying out a new one. I can't decide if I like it. 178 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,003 Would you mind? 179 00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:40,009 It smells a little like desperation. 180 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:42,612 Yeah, well, I'll just keep on looking. Thank you. 181 00:09:42,613 --> 00:09:44,884 You've been very helpful. 182 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,357 To friendship. 183 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,961 (Glasses clink) 184 00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:53,362 (Gasps) Oh! 185 00:09:53,363 --> 00:09:56,095 Oops! I am so sorry. 186 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,869 Let me help you with that. 187 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:02,331 I gave you a shot. 188 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:05,835 And while your efforts were admirable, 189 00:10:05,836 --> 00:10:09,609 I'm bored, and you ruined my pants. 190 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:13,343 Good night, Blair. 191 00:10:20,691 --> 00:10:23,322 Hi. Um, I'm looking for Dan Humphrey. 192 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,696 Uh, yeah, he's here with Vanessa somewhere. 193 00:10:26,697 --> 00:10:28,759 Café, maybe? 194 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:34,363 Uh, wait. 195 00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:37,366 What do you think? If no one comes to the show, 196 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:39,839 you might be the only one who ever reads it. 197 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,871 Um, well, I don't know much about art. 198 00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:44,844 But I do know a lot about spelling, so... 199 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,946 Um... 200 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,918 Oh, no. 201 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:51,921 I think maybe you... you should have had someone proofread it 202 00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:55,825 before you stuck it to the wall. Are you kidding me? Where did I mess up? 203 00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:59,428 I-I went over it a hundred times! I'm kidding. (Laughs) 204 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:01,430 Wow. You haven't even said your name. 205 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:04,694 You're already humiliating me. Mm, sorry about that. 206 00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:06,896 Good, so you'll stop abusing me then? 207 00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:10,339 No, but I will introduce myself. I am Serena. 208 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,041 Uh, Aaron. 209 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:15,805 Oh! Aaron. Then... then... Then you're the artist. 210 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:18,177 Yeah. 211 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,009 I have to meet Rufus at the storage space. 212 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:26,816 He is stressing. If his right eye starts to twitch, 213 00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:29,789 the caterer thought he was hitting on him. (Telephone ringing) 214 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:33,092 Hey, could you, uh, get that for me? It's, uh, Blair. Since when does she call you? 215 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,996 Oh, uh... I'm... I'm helping her with this thing. 216 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,169 Um, I gotta take this. Sorry. All right. 217 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,331 (Sighs) Hello? 218 00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:44,333 I just wanted to thank you 219 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:46,475 for encouraging me to throw myself at Chuck. 220 00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:49,308 I can skip dinner now that I'm so full on humiliation. 221 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,912 Chuck was completely unmoved. Well, are you... are you sure 222 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:56,986 he wasn't just acting like it didn't work? Unfortunately, there was no hard evidence of that, 223 00:11:56,987 --> 00:12:01,020 literally. 224 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,922 Tangled up in my hair. 225 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:06,295 The nape of the neck is Chuck's kryptonite. Oh, that's good to know. 226 00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:09,298 So he just got up abruptly, and he... he left? Like a bass outta hell. 227 00:12:09,299 --> 00:12:12,731 Well, then you got him right where you want him. Trust me. 228 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,733 He's headed home. Intercept him. 229 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,067 I'll let you know what happens. 230 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:20,010 Oh, please don't. 231 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,074 (Serena laughs) (Aaron) Um, well... 232 00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:27,316 So I don't get it. Where... where's the Mike? 233 00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:30,179 Oh, they're hidden. There's a bunch all around the gallery. 234 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:33,122 Well, I hope people only have nice things to say 235 00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:36,055 about you and your show, because you're gonna hear 'em. 236 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,888 Well, I guess you'll have to come and find out. 237 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,990 Serena? 238 00:12:40,991 --> 00:12:44,834 Hey. You been here long? Uh, no, uh, not that long. 239 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:47,396 Okay, well, you hungry? 'Cause we should get going. 240 00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:50,499 See you later, Aaron. Yeah, you, uh, you two have fun on your date. 241 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:54,904 Oh, no, it's... It's not a date. Yeah, no, we're, uh, we're just fr... 242 00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:57,276 We... we used to date, but we're friends now. 243 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,951 ♫♫ 244 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,558 (Jenny) I should get back. (Agnes) Dude, Eleanor is a slave driver. 245 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:13,022 But don't worry. I'll get you home in time 246 00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:14,894 to get all your work done. (Man) Ladies. 247 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,996 By the way, I love your dress. 248 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,169 I mean, I've been coveting it all day. 249 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:24,303 Who makes it? I mean, it's definitely not Eleanor Waldorf. Not yet. 250 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,575 Um, no, I made it, actually. 251 00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:29,438 No way. Okay, no, now I am wearing it. Come on. 252 00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:32,141 What am I gonna wear? 253 00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:35,986 ♫♫ 254 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,856 (Laughs) 255 00:13:46,857 --> 00:13:49,358 Oh! 256 00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:52,361 Uh, Jenny, this is Max. Max, Jenny. 257 00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,964 Hi. Hey, what's happening? 258 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:57,007 (Camera shutter clicks) 259 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,270 I cannot believe you told Blair to go to my house 260 00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:08,047 to seduce Chuck. Well, I would have sent her to my place, but I thought 261 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,419 oh, it's been good, actually. It's been really good. 262 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:14,283 I don't think I ever realized how much he... (Cell phone chimes) 263 00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:18,427 Oh! Is this the third time Blair's texted me? Uh, fifth, actually, I think. 264 00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:20,489 Oh, she wants to know if I have candles. 265 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:23,432 Ew. No. I'm... I'm sorry. 266 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:27,636 Um, go on. No, I was just saying I don't think I ever realized how Nate... 267 00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:30,469 (Cell phone chimes) Is this driving you crazy, too? 268 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,574 No. No, it's... it's fine. Oh, she's getting cocky now. 269 00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:41,451 (Beeping) 270 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:00,399 (Woman) ♫ run ♫ 271 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,132 ♫ don't ♫ 272 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,573 ♫ walk ♫ 273 00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:08,077 What are you doing, Blair? 274 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,378 Oh... 275 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,640 Serena knew how upset I was. 276 00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:15,544 She didn't want me to be alone, 277 00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:17,517 so she invited me to sleep over. 278 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:23,953 Go away, Chuck. 279 00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:26,325 It's pointless. I'm not gonna say it. 280 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,598 I don't care. 281 00:15:29,599 --> 00:15:31,460 ♫ When you're uncertain ♫ 282 00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:34,103 ♫ just turn ♫ 283 00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:36,565 ♫ and run ♫ 284 00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:39,708 (Cell phone chimes) 285 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:43,212 ♫ away ♫ 286 00:15:43,213 --> 00:15:46,245 (Cell phone chimes) 287 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,378 Ignore it. 288 00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:53,252 Oh! 289 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,986 Give it! 290 00:16:01,191 --> 00:16:03,592 You almost had me, Blair. 291 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,695 Almost. 292 00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:09,468 (Door closes) 293 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,372 (Camera shutter clicking) 294 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,306 (Alphabeat's "public image" playing) 295 00:16:23,053 --> 00:16:25,014 ♫ you never listened to a word I said ♫ 296 00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:26,555 (Cell phone ringing) 297 00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:29,158 ♫ you always tease me for the clothes I wear ♫ 298 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,690 Hey, you bitch. 299 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,564 No, no, no. You are a bitch. 300 00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:40,169 You must've taken, like, a million pictures tonight. 301 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:43,432 It's what I do. 302 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:46,036 I like photographing you, though. 303 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,380 Okay, wait, wait. That was Trish and saskia, 304 00:16:51,381 --> 00:16:54,613 and, uh, they just got off work, so they want to meet up now. 305 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,785 Uh, no, Agnes, I gotta go. 306 00:16:56,786 --> 00:17:00,419 I-I have so much work to do, it's not even funny. 307 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,091 No, sweetie, this is work. 308 00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:04,223 I mean, Trish and saskia are, like, the hottest stylists. 309 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,295 She's right. You should meet these girls. 310 00:17:06,296 --> 00:17:09,158 They do editorial for "nylon" and "paper" all the time. 311 00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,630 I mean, it sounds awesome, but I... No, no, no. Listen, sweetie, 312 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,263 just come and say hi for, like, five minutes. 313 00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:17,035 That's nothing. You can sleep when you're dead, baby. 314 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,308 Which is gonna be tomorrow when Eleanor kills me. 315 00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:23,112 I'm sorry. I-I am gonna have to pull an all-nighter as it is. 316 00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:27,116 I have... I have to go. All right, suit yourself. 317 00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:30,080 ♫♫ 318 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,555 Agnes! 319 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,388 Agnes, you have my dress! 320 00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:41,591 Excuse me. I need... excuse me. 321 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,099 (Jenny) Excuse me. Agnes! 322 00:17:56,546 --> 00:17:59,378 This is Agnes. You know what to do, bitches. 323 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,380 Sorry, j., but in the real world, 324 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,652 you can't take a note to the principal 325 00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:06,716 when a drunken model eats your homework. 326 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:13,192 (Sewing machine whirring) 327 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,294 Agnes, I'm gonna kill you. 328 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,666 No, dude, no, no, no, trust me. I-I'm sorry. 329 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,668 I just got all of your messages. 330 00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:22,571 Look, here, take the dress, and I don't think that 331 00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:27,876 you should give this to Eleanor, by the way. 332 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:30,879 Okay, seriously, you work your ass off, and for what? 333 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:37,146 So Eleanor can rip off your ideas? No, Eleanor promised that I could be in the meetings 334 00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:42,491 with the buyers from Bendel's and barneys today. Just like she introduced you to the guy from bloomingdale's. 335 00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:45,324 Look, come here, okay? No. Stop. 336 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,557 Jenny, come here. Agnes! Oh, my god, I don't have time for this. What? 337 00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:50,700 Just look at this, okay? 338 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,437 I mean seriously, this can be an ad campaign. 339 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,309 Yeah, that does look pretty cool. 340 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,871 I mean, right? And look, you can do whatever you want to do, 341 00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:06,175 but, I mean, what do you think people will say when they see 342 00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:08,847 that Jenny Humphrey's finally gone on her own? 343 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:13,352 I don't know. "Jenny Humphrey's so young to have her own line"? 344 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,524 Or "too bad Jenny Humphrey's stuff 345 00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:17,657 looks exactly like Eleanor Waldorf's." 346 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:31,570 Blair Waldorf in Brooklyn. You two... are you two lost? Will you talk to her, please? 347 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:35,874 I... there's nothing to talk about. I told you it's over. She stopped listening to me. Maybe she'll listen to you. 348 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,606 Um, sure. 349 00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:40,749 I'm gonna go check out the art in the art gallery. 350 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,552 Talk. 351 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,418 Oh, she's back. 352 00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,491 Wow, this is looking complicated. 353 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:56,865 Don't worry. 354 00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:59,828 Can I help? You know how to weld? 355 00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:02,601 Um, I've seen "flashdance" several times. 356 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,634 You and Chuck have been toying with each other forever. 357 00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:08,937 So you didn't win this one. You ever think maybe you 358 00:20:08,938 --> 00:20:12,241 should just, I don't know, let it go? This is different. 359 00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:15,314 Why? 360 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,548 Do you... do you love him? 361 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:22,451 Wow. Someone loves Chuck bass. 362 00:20:22,452 --> 00:20:24,823 I don't know. I just... 363 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,927 I... I don't understand how it got to this place. 364 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,261 You know, the first time that I told Serena I loved her, 365 00:20:32,262 --> 00:20:35,734 uh, it was terrifying. I've never felt so exposed. 366 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,667 But the feeling that I got when she said it back to me 367 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:43,542 uh, was probably the single greatest moment of my life. 368 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,744 But you broke up. 369 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,647 Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it all over again. 370 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:52,351 If I say it, he wins, and if he wins, 371 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,354 then I'll just be another girl to him. 372 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,556 You don't know that that's true. 373 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,988 You have to decide what's most important to you... 374 00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:03,362 Keeping your pride and getting nothing or taking a risk 375 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:06,666 and... and maybe, maybe, having everything. 376 00:21:08,738 --> 00:21:12,601 Well, I almost lost a finger in the process, 377 00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:15,604 I might be permanently cross-eyed, but I did it. 378 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,476 Thank you. You look like hell. 379 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,348 You should go home. 380 00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:23,582 Uh, the buyers are gonna be here any minute. 381 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,755 Yeah, I know. That's why I'm gonna need every moment alone 382 00:21:26,756 --> 00:21:29,818 to figure out what the hell am I gonna do? This dress is a mess! 383 00:21:29,819 --> 00:21:33,722 It's not my finest work, but I wouldn't call it a mess. 384 00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:36,565 The seams aren't finished, the zipper gapes, 385 00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:39,968 and... and you finished the hem on the machine. 386 00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:43,301 I told you that once the machine ate my fabric, 387 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,974 I had to start all over. Stop lying to me. 388 00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:47,836 I know where you were last night. 389 00:21:47,837 --> 00:21:50,409 Laurel caught the interns looking at pictures 390 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,311 of you and Agnes out at some trashy bar. 391 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,445 Look, I'm sorry. 392 00:21:56,446 --> 00:21:59,448 I thought I could still get it done in time. 393 00:21:59,449 --> 00:22:02,491 You want to be a grown-up and have a real job? 394 00:22:02,492 --> 00:22:05,323 You have to accept real responsibility 395 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,526 and the consequences for your actions 396 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,698 when you don't come through. 397 00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:11,900 I should've known better than to give so much responsibility 398 00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:13,732 to a child. 399 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:17,335 A-a child? 400 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:21,039 I'm sorry, but this child seems to be the only one 401 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,041 that can design anything that the buyers 402 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,374 are remotely interested in. 403 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:28,377 This is not about that dress. You are using that dress 404 00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:30,379 as an excuse because you are scared 405 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:36,555 that if I am in that meeting and meet someone important 406 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,827 oh, you are lucky that I don't just quit, 407 00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:41,390 because then what would you do? 408 00:22:41,391 --> 00:22:44,893 Go on home. I'll see you Monday. 409 00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:47,396 Can I at least have my dress back? 410 00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:51,900 Sure. It's of no use to me anyway. Here. 411 00:22:51,901 --> 00:22:55,505 (Chuckles) I don't mean this one. 412 00:22:57,907 --> 00:23:03,413 You touch this dress, you will never set foot in here again. 413 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,965 Sometimes the most important thing to know 414 00:23:16,966 --> 00:23:20,429 is when to get out... 415 00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:23,973 And when to give in. 416 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,838 (Sighs) 417 00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:32,942 (Cell phone chimes) 418 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,031 (Woman, voice distorting) Oh, wow. 419 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:55,464 (Speaking indistinctly) 420 00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:58,767 So i-I'd say this was a success. 421 00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:00,939 (Rufus) Yeah, yeah. 422 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,943 Makes me realize what a bust all my other openings were. 423 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,145 Well, I'm gonna let you bask in your glory, 424 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,478 because Serena's here, and... 425 00:24:09,479 --> 00:24:12,721 And she brought Blair... Again. 426 00:24:12,722 --> 00:24:15,724 That's the second time that girl was here today. 427 00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:17,586 You're not... 428 00:24:17,587 --> 00:24:20,058 I'm not what? Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no. 429 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,861 I'm not... no. I mean, Serena wants us to get along, 430 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:27,065 but not like that. No, that would, uh, that would be sick. 431 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,638 Why don't we just tell Serena you're not interested 432 00:24:29,639 --> 00:24:33,241 in being friends with Blair? Oh, we just started hanging out again. 433 00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:37,475 I don't want to rock the boat. Hey. 434 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,810 This is a huge turnout. Aaron must be so thrilled. 435 00:24:41,811 --> 00:24:43,051 And your dad. 436 00:24:43,052 --> 00:24:45,554 Yeah, yeah, it's pretty exciting. 437 00:24:45,555 --> 00:24:47,856 Uh, so I thought you were gonna be with Chuck tonight. 438 00:24:47,857 --> 00:24:51,059 What happened? Oh, she is, um, but she told him to meet her here. 439 00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:52,961 She needed some moral support. 440 00:24:52,962 --> 00:24:57,095 Yes. She is freaking out. She needs a drink. 441 00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:01,169 Let me see what I can do about that for her. 442 00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:05,203 (Indistinct conversations) 443 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,636 So first Nate's a part of the family, 444 00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:10,939 and then I see you've invited Blair to my opening? Seriously? 445 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:13,542 I'm sorry. I-I know. I know. I didn't invite her, 446 00:25:13,543 --> 00:25:15,984 but Serena and Blair tend to be a package deal. 447 00:25:15,985 --> 00:25:17,916 And I don't know. I've... I've recently 448 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,148 sort of seen another side to her, and... 449 00:25:20,149 --> 00:25:24,653 I mean, she's not that bad. Are you kidding? You're talking about Blair Waldorf. 450 00:25:24,654 --> 00:25:27,225 She and Chuck just used me as catnip 451 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:32,931 for one of their twisted little games, 452 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,903 truthfully, I-I was embarrassed. 453 00:25:34,904 --> 00:25:36,304 And the weird part is 454 00:25:36,305 --> 00:25:40,108 that Chuck wound up being the more human of the two. 455 00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:42,811 At least he felt a little bad about it. Not her. (Scoffs) 456 00:25:42,812 --> 00:25:45,874 What? No, it's just... I can't believe that I allowed myself 457 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:49,078 to be sucked in by Blair Waldorf. 458 00:25:54,924 --> 00:26:00,188 What do you think? 459 00:26:00,189 --> 00:26:02,560 Well, thank you. You know what they say... 460 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,693 "Success is nothing without someone to share it with." 461 00:26:04,694 --> 00:26:06,334 They do say that. 462 00:26:06,335 --> 00:26:09,337 So who are you planning to share it with? 463 00:26:09,338 --> 00:26:11,269 Uh, my dad, 464 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:14,773 my Nana, my dog mookie, named by Nana. 465 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,775 She's a huge mets fan. 466 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,177 And, uh, and you. 467 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,810 Uh, uh, you. I was hoping you. 468 00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:24,613 Maybe dinner? 469 00:26:24,614 --> 00:26:27,086 Um... 470 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:33,622 Uh, sorry. I, um, I'm not really dating right now. 471 00:26:33,623 --> 00:26:36,695 Ah, yes. 472 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:40,228 The vague and unsatisfying "I'm not dating right now" response. 473 00:26:40,229 --> 00:26:42,100 I know it well. 474 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,333 Usually I'm giving it, not getting it. Sorry. 475 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:47,005 Yeah, I can tell, 476 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:50,008 which is why I'm gonna give you a second chance. 477 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:53,011 If you can tell me the fate of Cecil the caterpillar, 478 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,613 I will go out with you. 479 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,647 Okay, I don't really date crazy people who speak in riddles. 480 00:26:58,648 --> 00:27:00,018 Just think about it, 481 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,291 and when you figure it out, I'm yours. 482 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:09,297 Chuck just texted me. He wants to meet me on the roof. 483 00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:12,300 The roof? Well, this way, if he doesn't say it back, 484 00:27:12,301 --> 00:27:14,733 then I can just jump. Then he'll be really sorry. 485 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,735 Oh, no. Don't do it, b. 486 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,738 You don't want your obit to say you died in Brooklyn. Wish me luck. 487 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:22,011 Good luck. 488 00:27:24,774 --> 00:27:27,375 Hey. Stay there. 489 00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:29,347 Blair, I need to talk to you. 490 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:32,150 I can't. Chuck's waiting for me. I know. It's about that. 491 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,053 Just, um, you know, be... be careful. 492 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,986 Well, why? You said to be the opposite of careful. 493 00:27:37,987 --> 00:27:41,760 You told me to take a risk. Right. I know. I know. But I... it... it was bad advice, 494 00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,391 'cause when I said that, 495 00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:46,234 I was thinking of how things were for... for Serena and me. 496 00:27:46,235 --> 00:27:48,396 I mean, we're talking about Chuck here. 497 00:27:48,397 --> 00:27:52,200 It's not the same thing. Yes, it is, and it's gonna be okay. 498 00:27:52,201 --> 00:27:55,704 Sure, well, maybe. Just before you say anything, 499 00:27:55,705 --> 00:27:58,076 make sure he's done playing games. 500 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,409 He is. Now if you'll excuse me... 501 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:06,185 (Indistinct conversations) 502 00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:13,161 Oh, hey. 503 00:28:13,162 --> 00:28:19,928 Hey. I didn't know you guys were coming. 504 00:28:19,929 --> 00:28:22,370 So he wanted to come and say hi. And I wanted to see you 505 00:28:22,371 --> 00:28:24,733 after hearing about your crazy stunt with Eleanor. 506 00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:26,735 Yeah. I'm actually just about 507 00:28:26,736 --> 00:28:29,037 to go tell my dad about that one. 508 00:28:29,038 --> 00:28:31,209 Before you do, guess what? 509 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,212 The editor from "nylon" saw the photos from last night. 510 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,115 He wants to do a feature on you as a designer to watch. 511 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,317 Agnes, since I quit Eleanor's, 512 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,891 I am an unemployed, homeschooled 15-year-old. 513 00:28:42,892 --> 00:28:47,155 I'm not even an intern to watch. Dude, relax. Max and I were just talking about it. 514 00:28:47,156 --> 00:28:49,297 You should do your own clothing line. 515 00:28:49,298 --> 00:28:52,861 Yeah, sure. With no money, no contacts, nobody knows who I am. 516 00:28:52,862 --> 00:28:56,134 That sounds like a fast track to success. Stop coming up with reasons not to do it 517 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,867 and just make some more dresses. 518 00:28:58,868 --> 00:29:02,010 I can model them. Max will do some photos. 519 00:29:02,011 --> 00:29:05,413 I mean, you can totally do this. You really think so? 520 00:29:05,414 --> 00:29:07,745 Yes. Now you're gonna come with me to this party, 521 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,818 and you're gonna meet this editor, 522 00:29:09,819 --> 00:29:13,121 'cause he's dying to meet you. 523 00:29:13,122 --> 00:29:15,283 So are you my bitch or what? 524 00:29:15,284 --> 00:29:19,187 I am. (Laughs) I am totally your bitch. Good. 525 00:29:19,188 --> 00:29:20,859 Jenny, hey. Hey, wait up. 526 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,031 Hey, are you taking off already? 527 00:29:23,032 --> 00:29:25,894 Uh, yeah. Me and my friends are going to a party. Oh, I didn't know. 528 00:29:25,895 --> 00:29:29,497 I-I was hoping we could hang out tonight, but... Well, there's always tomorrow at the loft. 529 00:29:29,498 --> 00:29:31,870 Really? I mean, I kind of doubt that. 530 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,372 You're always working now, like last night, 531 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,404 and the night before, and the, you know... Yeah, well, I actually quit Eleanor's. 532 00:29:36,405 --> 00:29:38,977 Wait. You quit Eleanor's? 533 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,879 That job was... Was everything to you. 534 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,011 I know. Um, it might sound crazy, 535 00:29:43,012 --> 00:29:45,884 but I'm actually thinking of starting my own line. 536 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:48,556 Really? What does your dad think about that? 537 00:29:48,557 --> 00:29:50,558 Okay. Um, I was hoping for a... 538 00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:53,021 More of like a, "congratulations, Jenny" 539 00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:55,824 or at least a monosyllabic "wow," but... 540 00:29:55,825 --> 00:30:01,429 No, look. I mean, come on, Jenny. 541 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:06,935 Uh, yeah. Be right there. 542 00:30:06,936 --> 00:30:08,576 And he went to r.I.S.D. With Aaron, 543 00:30:08,577 --> 00:30:11,910 and he's an amazing photographer. 544 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,342 He's gonna shoot my line. Look, I gotta go. 545 00:30:14,343 --> 00:30:17,045 Um, my friends are waiting for me, 546 00:30:17,046 --> 00:30:20,049 so I guess if my dad asks, just tell him I'm at Eleanor's. Wait. 547 00:30:22,351 --> 00:30:24,522 Brooklyn? 548 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:27,055 At least it will be memorable. 549 00:30:27,056 --> 00:30:30,028 I'm sorry, but don't you have something you want to say to me? 550 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,600 Yes. 551 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:41,609 This is so silly. What does it matter who says it first? 552 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:43,611 Why don't we just say it together? 553 00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:46,074 Because that wasn't the deal. 554 00:30:46,075 --> 00:30:48,616 Why does everything have to be a deal? 555 00:30:48,617 --> 00:30:51,080 Because we made it one. 556 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:56,124 What's going on, Blair? 557 00:30:56,125 --> 00:31:00,288 You told me you had something to say to me. 558 00:31:00,289 --> 00:31:01,629 Say it. 559 00:31:01,630 --> 00:31:04,232 Why do I have to be the one to go first? 560 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:08,166 I was the one who waited on that helipad for you. 561 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:11,539 I went to Tuscany alone. It's ancient history. 562 00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:15,073 I was the one who asked you to say it first. At the white party? 563 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:18,046 When you were on your way out with the count? 564 00:31:18,047 --> 00:31:21,079 Did you really think I was going to say it then? 565 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,282 Yes, and when you didn't, I wanted to die. Don't tell me you brought me all the way to Brooklyn for this. 566 00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:27,455 I thought you were ready to tell me how you really felt. 567 00:31:27,456 --> 00:31:30,218 Obviously it was just another one of your games. 568 00:31:30,219 --> 00:31:32,660 (Voice breaks) My games? You're the one who started this. 569 00:31:32,661 --> 00:31:36,025 And you're the one who finished it. 570 00:31:50,239 --> 00:31:51,509 Nate. Aaron. 571 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:54,012 Nice to meet you. Yeah, a pleasure. 572 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,144 That guy Max that was here earlier? Mm-hmm? 573 00:31:56,145 --> 00:31:59,287 Is he a friend of yours? Yeah, yeah, I know him from school. 574 00:31:59,288 --> 00:32:02,920 Yeah? What's his deal. Max's deal? Uh, he's a... he's a great guy, 575 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,994 as long as he's not dating your little sister. 576 00:32:05,995 --> 00:32:08,626 Yeah. Uh, listen, I gotta say hello to somebody... 577 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,928 Oh. But, uh, thank you for stopping by. 578 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,101 I really appreciate it. Cool. Great work. 579 00:32:13,102 --> 00:32:14,432 Yeah, thanks. 580 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,405 (Laughter) 581 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,370 Excuse me. 582 00:32:22,371 --> 00:32:25,513 Hey, b., what happened? (Crying) It was a disaster, okay? 583 00:32:25,514 --> 00:32:28,446 I'm leaving. No, I'll come with you. 584 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:32,350 No, it's fine. You stay. I just have to get out of here now. 585 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:35,623 Hey. Hey. Do you know what happened? Why is Blair so upset? 586 00:32:35,624 --> 00:32:37,685 Uh, yeah. Look, look, Blair and Chuck 587 00:32:37,686 --> 00:32:39,687 were gonna self-destruct at some point, 588 00:32:39,688 --> 00:32:42,060 so I just... I may have helped it along. 589 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:45,093 Wait. You intentionally sabotaged Blair? I know you're upset, 590 00:32:45,094 --> 00:32:47,996 and that... that was not my intention, 591 00:32:47,997 --> 00:32:51,669 but I just found out they completely screwed over Vanessa. No. Whatever they did to Vanessa, that's different. 592 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:54,972 This is about two people who love each other. Blair and Chuck? C-come on. 593 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,606 I don't understand. I thought you wanted to help Blair. No, I did this for you, 'cause you wanted me to help her. 594 00:32:58,607 --> 00:33:00,678 I don't care about Blair Waldorf. 595 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:03,981 All of this is a... It's... it's all a game to her. No, in this case, it's not. 596 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,085 Blair loves Chuck. She's just been too scared to admit it. 597 00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:09,287 I told her to talk to you 598 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:12,561 because I genuinely thought that you would help her be brave. 599 00:33:18,567 --> 00:33:22,130 These are amazing. 600 00:33:22,131 --> 00:33:23,701 Thank you. 601 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,634 Good thing you like 'em, 'cause soon it'll be shots 602 00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:30,278 of you and your clothes up there. (Laughs) 603 00:33:30,279 --> 00:33:34,512 ♫♫ 604 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,684 (Camera shutter clicks) 605 00:33:36,685 --> 00:33:40,048 Um... (Clears throat) If you guys want to be alone, 606 00:33:40,049 --> 00:33:43,020 that's cool. I can just call later. Why would we want to be alone? 607 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,424 I don't know. You just... you said we were gonna go to a party, 608 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,256 and it's getting kind of late, so... 609 00:33:48,257 --> 00:33:52,160 Well, nobody goes until midnight anyway. Right. 610 00:33:52,161 --> 00:33:56,404 Oh! I love this song. 611 00:33:56,405 --> 00:33:59,667 (T.a.t.u.'s "how soon is now?" Playing) 612 00:33:59,668 --> 00:34:02,110 ♫ I am the son ♫ 613 00:34:02,111 --> 00:34:05,042 ♫ and the heir ♫ 614 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,145 (Chuckles nervously) Yeah. Come on. 615 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:09,117 Yeah. Come on. 616 00:34:09,118 --> 00:34:10,448 Okay. 617 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,551 ♫ I'm the son and... ♫ 618 00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:17,455 Hey, Chuck. Hey. Wait a second. 619 00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:19,687 Come on. Don't act like you didn't hear me. 620 00:34:19,688 --> 00:34:22,830 I heard you. I was just choosing to ignore you. 621 00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:26,794 Well, don't, because what just happened with you and Blair... It's none of your business. 622 00:34:26,795 --> 00:34:28,666 No, it is, actually. 623 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,139 Look, I don't know how you feel about her, 624 00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:33,641 but I do know how she feels about you, 625 00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:37,146 and she was going to tell you until I stopped her. 626 00:34:41,150 --> 00:34:43,481 ♫♫ 627 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:47,586 (Camera shutter clicking) 628 00:34:50,819 --> 00:34:53,791 ♫ see, I've already waited too long ♫ 629 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,424 (Both laughing) 630 00:34:56,425 --> 00:34:58,866 ♫ and all my hope is gone ♫ 631 00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:00,668 Aah! 632 00:35:00,669 --> 00:35:02,600 ♫ You shut your mouth ♫ 633 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,672 Oh, my god, Agnes. 634 00:35:04,673 --> 00:35:06,634 Oh, come on. Now it's your turn. 635 00:35:06,635 --> 00:35:08,476 Uh, yeah. No way. 636 00:35:08,477 --> 00:35:11,479 Oh, why not? Because of Max? 637 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,781 No. I don't know. It's just weird. 638 00:35:13,782 --> 00:35:16,113 Well, no, it's not. He doesn't care. 639 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,516 He's a photographer. Come on. 640 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,688 Are you afraid that Eleanor Waldorf 641 00:35:20,689 --> 00:35:24,222 is gonna find out and get mad at you? 642 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,553 Fine. 643 00:35:25,554 --> 00:35:27,625 Yeah, do it for Eleanor. 644 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:31,359 ♫♫ 645 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,463 ♫ There's a club, if you'd like to go ♫ 646 00:35:35,464 --> 00:35:40,238 ♫ you could meet somebody who really loves you ♫ 647 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,371 ♫ so you go and you stand on your own ♫ 648 00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:45,643 (Knock on door) 649 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:48,216 Um, who's at the door? I don't know. 650 00:35:48,217 --> 00:35:51,350 Wait. Agnes, are you crazy? Don't answer it. 651 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,324 What have we here? 652 00:35:56,325 --> 00:35:58,356 Jenny Humphrey caught in her knickers 653 00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:01,759 by Nate, her knight in shining Armani. 654 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,263 (Camera shutter clicks) 655 00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:10,238 Nate, what are you doing here? No, Jenny, what are you doing here? 656 00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,770 Come on. Get your stuff. Let's go. No. 657 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,702 That's so sweet. Sweetie, I told you he liked you. 658 00:36:14,703 --> 00:36:18,546 I totally called that one. Yeah. Dude, relax. Nothing's going on here. 659 00:36:18,547 --> 00:36:22,310 Take a picture. Yeah, I'm not... I'm not leaving with you. 660 00:36:22,311 --> 00:36:24,483 Then I can wait. 661 00:36:27,756 --> 00:36:29,488 Fine. 662 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,271 Serena, hey. Serena, hey. Look, I'm... I'm... I'm sorry, okay? 663 00:36:43,272 --> 00:36:46,274 I'm sorry. I was out of line. Yeah, you were. 664 00:36:46,275 --> 00:36:49,277 Look, I'm sorry that Blair and Chuck messed with Vanessa. 665 00:36:49,278 --> 00:36:52,280 She doesn't deserve that, but instead of hurting Blair, 666 00:36:52,281 --> 00:36:55,283 you should have been honest with me. I-I know. It's just... 667 00:36:55,284 --> 00:36:57,615 Look, it's about what happened last time with Amanda. 668 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,617 I was worried what would happen if we fought, 669 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:02,590 'cause I-I really want this to work with us. Yeah, me, too, 670 00:37:02,591 --> 00:37:05,723 but it's not going to if we can't talk to each other. Yeah. You're right. 671 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:09,257 Okay, so... so let's... let's talk. Let's be friends. Let's... 672 00:37:09,258 --> 00:37:10,558 Well... 673 00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:13,230 There was something I wanted to tell you. 674 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,264 Um... Aaron asked me out. 675 00:37:16,265 --> 00:37:20,968 But I said no, because i-i wasn't sure how you would feel. 676 00:37:20,969 --> 00:37:23,811 But I kinda want to say yes. 677 00:37:23,812 --> 00:37:25,513 Wow. Look at that, 678 00:37:25,514 --> 00:37:27,675 just diving into the deep end of honesty. 679 00:37:27,676 --> 00:37:30,378 Headfirst. 680 00:37:30,379 --> 00:37:31,679 Look, I like Aaron. 681 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,683 He's a good guy, so, uh, you have my blessing, 682 00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:37,455 if that's what you're looking for. 683 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,687 Well, he... he does seem nice, 684 00:37:39,688 --> 00:37:42,430 and even though we just met, 685 00:37:42,431 --> 00:37:45,493 I feel like I've... I've known him my... 686 00:37:45,494 --> 00:37:46,994 Oh, my god. 687 00:37:46,995 --> 00:37:48,396 What? 688 00:37:48,397 --> 00:37:50,267 "Cecil the caterpillar." Camp suisse. 689 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,740 Uh, did you just... Are you having a seizure, 690 00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:56,704 'cause you're speaking in tongues. No, I'm sorry. I just... I just realized that I-I do know Aaron. 691 00:37:56,705 --> 00:37:58,546 We went to summer camp together, 692 00:37:58,547 --> 00:38:01,048 and there was this song about Cecil the caterpillar. 693 00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:03,551 I-I can't believe I didn't recognize him. 694 00:38:03,552 --> 00:38:06,584 Oh, wow. You... you went to... you went to camp in Europe together. 695 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:10,858 Uh, that's cute. 696 00:38:10,859 --> 00:38:14,061 Uh, there was a small ceremony with licorice rings 697 00:38:14,062 --> 00:38:17,825 on the banks of lake Geneva. It was tasteful. Mm. What happened? 698 00:38:17,826 --> 00:38:21,629 Well, I took a bite out of my ring, so he asked for a divorce. 699 00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:23,631 But we were happy for a time. 700 00:38:23,632 --> 00:38:26,874 (Laughs) I can't believe... I have to go find him. 701 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:28,676 D-do you mind? 702 00:38:28,677 --> 00:38:30,808 Oh. No, of course not. No. 703 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,080 I, uh, I have to find Vanessa anyway. 704 00:38:33,081 --> 00:38:35,883 Look, he's the... He's the ex-husband. 705 00:38:35,884 --> 00:38:38,547 I'm just the ex-boyfriend. 706 00:38:52,761 --> 00:38:54,662 The problem with fairy tales is 707 00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:58,536 that they set a girl up for disappointment. 708 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,838 (Motor revs) In real life, 709 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,512 the prince goes off with the wrong Princess... 710 00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:08,776 Or the spell wears off 711 00:39:08,777 --> 00:39:12,620 and two lovers realize they are better off as... 712 00:39:12,621 --> 00:39:15,824 Well, whatever they are. 713 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,928 Are you here to gloat? Over what? 714 00:39:20,929 --> 00:39:24,762 Well, you won. Pop the champagne. I didn't win. 715 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,866 Then why does it feel like I lost? 716 00:39:29,738 --> 00:39:32,570 The reason we can't say those three words to each other 717 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:35,102 isn't because they aren't true. 718 00:39:35,103 --> 00:39:37,005 Then why? 719 00:39:40,008 --> 00:39:42,049 I think we both know 720 00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:44,812 that the moment we do, 721 00:39:44,813 --> 00:39:48,015 it won't be the start of something. It'll be the end. 722 00:39:48,016 --> 00:39:50,518 Think about it. 723 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:53,491 Chuck and Blair going to the movies. 724 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:57,525 Chuck and Blair holding hands. 725 00:39:57,526 --> 00:39:59,927 We don't have to do those things. 726 00:39:59,928 --> 00:40:02,430 We can do the things that we like. 727 00:40:02,431 --> 00:40:04,572 What we like is this... 728 00:40:04,573 --> 00:40:07,975 The game. 729 00:40:07,976 --> 00:40:11,680 Without it, I'm not sure how long we'd last. 730 00:40:13,942 --> 00:40:17,616 It'd just be a matter of time before we messed it all up. 731 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,953 Look, I'd rather wait. 732 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,756 Maybe in the future... 733 00:40:28,757 --> 00:40:34,662 I suppose there could be some excruciating pleasure in that. 734 00:40:34,663 --> 00:40:38,165 (Turin brakes' "dark on fire" playing) 735 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:42,139 ♫ in the morning ♫ 736 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,441 ♫ when you wake up ♫ 737 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:48,445 ♫ daytime fades up ♫ 738 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:52,750 ♫ and your makeup runs ♫ 739 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:56,083 ♫ just hold on ♫ 740 00:40:56,084 --> 00:40:58,856 (Sighs) 741 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:01,889 How could you do that to me? What are you talking about? 742 00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:04,091 You're lucky I showed up when I did. What? 743 00:41:04,092 --> 00:41:06,834 That was a bad scene, Jenny. No, it wasn't, okay? 744 00:41:06,835 --> 00:41:09,967 We were dancing around in our underwear, not making a porno. Not yet, anyway. 745 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,540 No, not ever! I would never let myself 746 00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:16,804 get in a situation like that. 747 00:41:16,805 --> 00:41:20,548 But that guy was taking advantage of you. Okay, you are not my father and you are not my brother, 748 00:41:20,549 --> 00:41:23,180 so why do you care so much? 749 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:25,012 Because... 750 00:41:25,013 --> 00:41:26,584 ♫ ooh ♫ 751 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,757 ♫ oh ♫ 752 00:41:31,019 --> 00:41:36,694 ♫ ooh ♫ 753 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,626 ♫ oh ♫ 754 00:41:38,627 --> 00:41:44,632 ♫ to set the dark on fire ♫ 755 00:41:44,633 --> 00:41:49,236 But I'll confess. 756 00:41:49,237 --> 00:41:52,039 So sleep tight, kiddies. 757 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,783 It seems like little j. Got her happily ever after. 758 00:41:55,784 --> 00:41:59,017 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.