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(Gossip Girl) Gossip Girl
Here--Your One And Only Source
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Into The Scandalous Lives
Of Manhattan's Elite.
They Wanna Take Our Money?
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Not Yet, But They Have
Frozen Our Accounts.
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You Can Take Care Of This...
With My Help.
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And What Would I
Have To Do For You?
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(Nate) This Is So Messed Up.
(Catherine) Your Ex Dating
My Stepson? Yes, It Is.
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I Didn't Sign Up
For Some Creepy Love Triangle With You And Someone's Mom!
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she gave me money
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You Have No Idi
How I Feel About Nate
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And What I Would Do
To Keep Him.
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Do You Wanna Be With This Woman?
No, I Wanna Be With You.
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I Am Out For Good.
In Spite Of My Lowly,
Unroyal Ways,
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Accept That I Have
True Feelings For Rcus And That He Has Them
For Me, Too.
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Blair?
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Marcus!
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(Blair) No, I Knew It Was Him,
But I Want You.
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You Want My Title,
Which Makes Me A Fool.
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I Do Want You.
Then Show Me.
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Well, I Was On A...
On--On A Date?
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Yeah, I Was Gonna
Tell You Guys I've Been Dating.
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We Keep Having This Same Fight.
I Can't Change Who I Am.
Me Neither.
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When I Step Out Of Here,
It's Over.
I Think It Was Already.
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And Who Am I?
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That's A Secret
I'll Never Tell.
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You Know You Love Me.
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X.O.X.O.绯闻少女
第二季第4集
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(Gossip Girl) Wakey, Wakey,
Upper East Siders.
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Welcome To The First Day
Of Senior Year
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And The Onset
Of A New Social Dynasty.
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The Big Question Is,
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With Serena Single
And On Top Of The World,
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Will Constance Become
The House Of Van Der Woodsen?
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I Can't Believe You Got Bart
To Wear Flip-Flops.
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I Can't Even Picture That.
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It Was So Cute. Every Time We'd
Go For A Walk On The Beach.
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I'd Catch Him Staring Down
At His Feet. (Laughs)
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(Laughs) Mom, It All Sounds
So Romantic.
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Are We Expecting
More People?
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Well, Um, It Is
Your First Day Of School,
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And I Was Trying
To Be Motherly.
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Mom, I Can't Believe
You Didn't Wake Me Up
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When You Got Home Last Night.
I Feel Cheated.
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Last Time, You Said You Felt
Violated. Welcome Home--
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Say "Mom," And I Will
Kill You In Your Sleep.
Decaf, Serena.
I Was Going To Say "Mrs. Bass."
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Thank You, Charles. Um, Bart Had
To Fly To Beijing On Business,
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But He Sends His Best.
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As He Has Done
Since Kindergarten.
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Okay. Hello. We Were
Talking Romantic Getaway,
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Walking On The Beach.
Details.
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I Could Stay Home, And Then We
Could Go To Lunch Together.
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Stay Home?
It's Your First Day Of--
Serena And Dan Broke Up.
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Tragic, If Not
Entirely Unprecedented.
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Not Without An Upside.
Humphrey Was Holding You Back.
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You're A Born Queen.
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This Is Your Ymcr To Rule.
Why Fight It?
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Because I Don't Want It,
Okay?
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Being Queen Is
Blair's Whole Thing.
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Plus, If She Needs A Eunuch,
She Knows Where To Look.
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You May Feel Differently
When The Trumpets Call.
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Grab The O.J.
There's Champagne In The Limo.
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He--He's Kidding...
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I Think.
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Well, So You Broke Up.
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I Didn't Even Know You Two
Were Back Together.
Yeah.
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Are You Okay?
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No, But I Will Be...
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I Hope.
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I Don't Know.
Having To See Him Every Day,
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It's--It's Gonna
Be Really Hard.
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Well, You Know What?
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Every Day Gets
A Little Bit Easier.
Yeah.
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It'll Be Fine, Right?
Of Coqrse It Will.
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I Mean, We--We Broke Up
Amicably. No One Cheated.
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No One Screamed.
You've Got Nothing To Worry
About. Of Course, I Don't Know
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What The Post Breakup Protocol
Is These Days.
Yeah,
Like She Gets The Courtyard
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Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays,
And I Get Supervised Visits
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With The Library
Every Other Weekend.
You Know, Be Honest
With Where You're Both At.
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Just Do That, Okay?
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And The Deflection Through
Sarcasm Thing You Might Want
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To Put On The Back Burner
For A While.
I, Uh, I Heard Your Friend
Sneak Out Early This Morning.
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Clare, Is It?
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Come On. High Heels,
Concrete Loft--
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Not The Blueprint
For A-A Stealthy Getaway.
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Sorry. Uh,
Back Burner Starting Now.
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How Are Tings Going Anyway?
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Uh, It's Early, So Let's
Keep Thibetween Us, Okay?
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Hey. You Look Great, Sweetie.
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Excited For The Big First Day?
Dad, How, Uh, Set Are You
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On This Whole
Going-To-School Thing?
Pretty Set. Why?
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The First Day Of School
Is Draft Day.
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Blair And Her Merry Band
Of Psychos Are Gonna Be On The Tear.
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They Categorize Girls
Into Two Groups--
Projects And Victims.
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Girls With The Potential
To Become Little Mini Blair-Ites
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Become Projects And Total
Losers, And The Girls Who Have
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The Potential To Threaten
Social Order Become Victims.
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I Was A Project Last Year,
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And We All Know
How That Turned Out. What?
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Nothing.
Totally With You.
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Did You Understand Any Of That?
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I-I'm So Glad
I'm Not A Girl.
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Melissa Murphy, Junior.
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Let's See Here.
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Let's See Here.
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A.P. Scores Good...
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Decent Charity Work...
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Young Women Of
The American Ballet Theater...
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Season Passes To The Knicks?
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My Dad's The Team Doctor.
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Where Did You Say
You Summered Again?
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The Adirondacks.
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We'll Be In Touch.
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* And Ain't Nobody
Gotta Cry Today *
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So You're Basically
Using Blair's 73stem
To Screen Potential Dates?
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Think Of It As
An Early Application Process.
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So Many Slots On The Chuck Bass
Social Calendar.
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It'll Save Me
A Ton Of Time.
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It Seems A Bit Impersonal.
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Thank You.
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(Scoffs) Are Those Last Season's
Tory Burch Flats?
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I...
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Got Them On Sale?
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* We're Gonna Have A Good Day
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* And All My Homies
Gonna Ride Today *
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* And All These Mommies
Look Fly Today*
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* And All We Wanna Do
Is Get By Today *
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* Hey, We're Gonna Have
A Good Day *
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* And Ain't Nobody
Gotta Cry Today *
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* 'Cause Ain't Nobody
Nna Die Today *
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Mm. I Don't Think I Should...
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* Hey, We're Gonna Have
A Good Day *
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What Is Wrong With Me?
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And My Brother Goes To Dalton.
Lacrosse Captain.
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Cute Friends.
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* Hey, We're Gonna Have
A Good Day *
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Lunch. 1:00 Sharp.
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Every Year
The Projects Pile Shrinks
While The Victims Pile...
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I Blame The Voucher System.
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It's Like The Government
Doesn't Even Care.
Last Minute Transfer.
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I Thought
You Should Be Up-To-Date.
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Dates Will Not Be My Problem
This Year.
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Thanks To Your Little
Performance Last Week,
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The Hrd And I
Are Better Than Ever.
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Now If You'll Excuse Me...
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I Have To Find Serena.
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Vanessa, Hey. Wait Up.
Nate, What Are You Doing Here?
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Uh, You Haven't Returned
My Phone Calls.
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I've Been Busy.
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No, Wait. Just Hold On
For A Second.
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You Crash The Party
And You Tell Me To Break It Off
With Catherine
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And Then You Pull An 180 And You
Tell Me To Stay With Her
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And Then You Just Bolt.
I-I Mean, Did I Do Something,
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Or--Or What Happened?
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I'm Late.
Whoa, Whoa.
So--So That's It?
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I Mean,
We're Not Even Friends Now?
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We Were Never Really Friends,
Nate.
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You'd Be
The Worst P.I. Ever.
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Well, I Don't Want
To Be Caught Off Guard.
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I'm So Surprised
I Haven't Seen Her.
Yeah, Especially 'Cause
You're In The Girls HallwayLooking For Her.
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Just Be Nice. I'm Sure This
Isn't Easy For Serena Either.
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Yeah.
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It Was--It Was Like
I Didn't Even Exist.
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Mm. Welcome To My World.
It's Not So Bad
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Once You Get Used To Birds
Flying Into Your Head
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And Automatic Doors
Never Opening.
Yeah. Well, I Guess
It's Better To Be Ignored
Than Tortured, Right?
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Well, There's
Looking On The Bright Side.
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Uh, You Know What? I Should Head
To My Side Of The Building.
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Good Luck.
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Oh! Oh, I'm Sorry, Man.
Sorry.
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Oh, God. I'm--I'm So Sorry.
Let Me Get Those For You.
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Oh, Thanks.
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Amanda.
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I Just Transferred In.
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I'm Dan.
I-I Just Assaulted You.
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Welcome.
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I Just Hid There.
How Pathetic Is That?
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No, Don't Answer That.
Breakups Are Easy.
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It's Having To See Them
Date Someone Alse That's Hard.
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Why Do You Think I Rub It In
Chuck's Face Every Chance I Get?
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A Twisted Version
Of Foreplay?
Ignoring You.
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You're, Uh, You're Reading
The New Harris Novel.
Have You Ever Read Him?
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Read Him, I've Listened To Him,
I've Fetched Him
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His Morning Irish Coffee.
I Interned For Him This Summer.
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The Point Is,
Whoever Dates First Wins.
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And With Your Ex
Being Dan Humphrey,
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You Win By Default.
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Looks Like Humphrey
Defied Our Great Expectations
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And Waldorf's Rules O Order.
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Daring To Date Before Serena?
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It's Only A Matter Of Time Before It's
Off With His Head... Or Hers.
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(Nelly) The File Is Sketchy.
She Just Transferred In.
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Her Father's With The U.N.,
She's Traveled The World,
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She Won The Short Fiction Award
At Her Last School.
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Blair, Do You Mind?
S.,
This Girl Is Dan With Boobs.
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Do You Really Want To See Them
Read Together All Year?
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Move Her
To The Front Of The Line.
Look, I Appreciate It,
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But You're Making Way Too Big
A Deal Out Of This.
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So He Was Talking To Someone.
So What?
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It--It--It Doesn't Mean
Anytng.
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I'm Fine.
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She's Not Fine.
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Call Her
A Person Of Interest.
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What A Lovely Little Gallery.
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What Are You Doing Here?
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I Know Nate Paid You
A Visit This Morning,
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And I Just Wanted
To Thank You,
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You,
Show My Appreciation
For Respecting Our Agreement.
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Great. You Can Show Me
By Leaving.
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See, I Was Thinking Something
A Little More Tangible.
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What Is This?
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Open It And See.
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Unbelievable.
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You Really Think That...
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I-I Just, Uh... I Waved.
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I Was Wondering
When I'd Bump Into You.
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Mm. Yeah. So How's Your, Uh,
How's Your First Day Going?
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Or Something Slightly
Less Clich?
Good. Uh, Yeah. School's...
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School.
School.
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Wow. Wow. This Is...
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Yeah, I Know.
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You Know,
I-I've Been Really Nervous
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About Seeing You All Week.
In Fact, I Still Am.
You Were?
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Yeah.
You Are?
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Uh, L-Look, Why Don't We Just
Fast-Forward Past All This--
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This Weirdness
And Be Friends?
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That Sounds So Good.
Yeah.
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You Know What? What Are You
Doing For Lunch Today?
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Friends Eat Lunch Together,
Right?
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They--You're Right. They Do.
Uh, The Thing Is, I--
Dan. Hey.
233
00:11:20,316 --> 00:11:23,566
Uh, Amanda, This Is Serena.
234
00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:26,315
Amanda's New, So I Sort Of
Already Asked Her If She, Uh...
235
00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:27,175
Right.
236
00:11:28,237 --> 00:11:29,362
Great. Well...
237
00:11:31,688 --> 00:11:32,425
Um... Welcome.
238
00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:34,862
I Hope You Have...
239
00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:37,988
I'll See You... Later.
240
00:11:41,316 --> 00:11:45,129
Who Would Have Thought(Sighs De eply)Humphrey Would Be The One
To Move On First?
241
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:48,379
They Look
Very Sweet Together.
242
00:11:48,613 --> 00:11:51,550
Did I Overhear
Something About A Lunch?
243
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,300
(Girl) Whoa! No Way.
You See "Gossip Girl"?
244
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,737
Class Schedule. New Girl. Now.
245
00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:32,410
Lily?
246
00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:35,738
Hello, Rufus.
247
00:12:36,328 --> 00:12:38,550
What Are You Doing?
I Had No Idea You Were Here.
248
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,409
How Was The Trip?
How--How's Bart?
249
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:43,613
Good. Good.
Um, He's Still In Beijing.
250
00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:46,113
On Business, You Know.
251
00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:49,300
So...
252
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,784
What Brings You Down Here,
Lily?
253
00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:55,050
Oh, I Just Thought
It Would Be Nice To, Um,
254
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,316
To Say Hello, Maybe Catch Up.
255
00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:58,800
Actually
I Wa
On My Way Out.
256
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,175
Of Course.
I Should Have Called First.
257
00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:03,269
You're Busy With Work And--
No, I Just...
258
00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:06,000
"Repo Man" Is Playing
At The Sunshine.
259
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,222
You Know How I Love
My Harry Dean Stanton.
260
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,112
Playing Hooky?
261
00:13:10,112 --> 00:13:11,375
Yeah, Don't Tell Anyone.
262
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:15,456
Not If You Take Me With You.
263
00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:18,487
You Want To Go To "Repo Man"?
Yeah.
264
00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:20,316
As I Recall,
We Went To "Repo Man" Once,
265
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:23,362
And You Walked Out.
Well, That Was 20 Years Ago.
266
00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:24,300
And You Stole My Soda]
267
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,925
Well, I'll Buy You Another.
268
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,737
All Right.
Let's Go To "Repo Man."
269
00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:39,425
Hi. My Name's Blair.
You're New.
270
00:13:39,425 --> 00:13:43,050
Hi. I'm Aman--
Oh, That's Not Important. We'd
Like To Invite You To Lunch.
271
00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:46,425
That's Really Sweet,
But I'm Already--
We Know.
272
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,425
Dan Humphrey--Bad Idea.
273
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:50,300
It Could Be Hazardous
To Your Health--
274
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,113
Social, Emotional.
275
00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:54,331
Even Physical.
276
00:13:54,362 --> 00:13:55,238
Ouch!
277
00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:59,113
Besides, Boyfriends Are So Much
Less Reliable Than Girlfriends.
278
00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:01,925
We Look Out For Each Other.
What Do You Say?
279
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,050
(Serena) Blair?
280
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,488
What's Going On?
281
00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:08,581
This Is Amanda.
She'll Be Joining Us For Lunch.
282
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,175
Blair.
It's For Your Own Good, S. They
Were Going To Lunch Together--
283
00:14:12,175 --> 00:14:14,191
Lunch, As In The Meal
Before Dating.
284
00:14:14,191 --> 00:14:15,472
Is That What You Want?
285
00:14:16,425 --> 00:14:17,737
Exactly.
286
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:21,191
Would You Grab My Stick?
I Seemed To Have Dropped It.
287
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,851
Lady Catherine
Is Unavailable.
288
00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:34,707
Would You Care
To Leave A Message?
289
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,206
If I Could Just Leave This
For Her,
290
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,300
I'm Sure She'll Get It.
(Phone Rings)
291
00:14:40,094 --> 00:14:40,987
Can I Just...
292
00:14:42,109 --> 00:14:43,175
Very Well.
293
00:15:20,589 --> 00:15:23,175
She's Not Coming--Amanda.
294
00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:25,362
What Are You Talking About?
She Met Some New Friends.
295
00:15:25,362 --> 00:15:27,362
To Her For Lunch.
296
00:15:27,362 --> 00:15:29,425
Hockey Sticks Were Involved.
297
00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:32,987
You Know How Persuasive
Our Girls Can Be.
Okay, But Why?
298
00:15:32,987 --> 00:15:37,999
She'll Be Bound
By Their Laws.
299
00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:41,237
Namely, She Won't Be Allowed
To Date Ex-Boyfriends.
300
00:15:41,515 --> 00:15:42,675
Namely You.
301
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,300
No, Serena Wouldn't Do That.
302
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,050
Prove Me Wrong.
303
00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:00,331
Vanessa. Hey.
304
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,175
305
00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:07,112
What Kind Of Emergency?
306
00:16:07,813 --> 00:16:09,925
This Is Wrong.
Eating Here? I Know,
307
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:13,331
But The Met Steps Are
Totally Under Construction.
No, Blair, I Mean...
308
00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:14,237
Amanda?
309
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,815
Amanda, We Have
A Few Ground Rules Here.
310
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,675
For Lunch?
311
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,987
Now That We're All Friends,
312
00:16:22,987 --> 00:16:27,050
You Should Know That Dating
Someone's Ex Is Frowned Upon.
313
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,238
For Instance,
Serena And Dan Used To--
314
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,999
Oh. I Didn't Know.
Of Course You Didn't.
That's What Friends Are For.
315
00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:33,925
But Now That You Know...
You Understand.
316
00:16:33,925 --> 00:16:35,175
Pretty Sure, Yeah.
317
00:16:36,816 --> 00:16:38,565
Pretty Sure?
318
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,566
Uh, Hey, Amanda, Would You
Mind Getting Some Gelato?
319
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:44,581
There's A-A Cart Right Out There
On The Street. My Treat.
320
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,925
I Don't Like This, B.,
And I'm Not Gonna Do It, Okay?
321
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:53,425
I'm Gonna Go Find Dan
And Apologize.
322
00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:55,999
It's For Your Own Good, S.
323
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:03,143
So This Is...
Yeah.
324
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,878
And They Were About To--
That's Before Kickoff,
But Yep.
325
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:08,378
God, Why Can't I Look Away?
326
00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:10,988
Seriously.
Uh, So What Are You
Gonna About Nate?
327
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,112
Are You Gonna Tell Him?
How Can I? He Would
Most Likely Freak Out.
328
00:17:14,112 --> 00:17:16,612
Oh, There's No Question
About That.
And I Can't Confront Catherine
329
00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:20,050
Because The Butler
Will Remember Me And--
And She'll Drop The Dime
On The Captain.
330
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:23,425
Sorry. That's The Only Chance
I'll Ever Get To Talk Like That.
How Can I Use This
To Get Nate Off The Hook?
331
00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:28,956
I Mean, What Do I Do?
Well, You're--
You're Not Gonna Like It.
332
00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:30,316
Blair.
333
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,300
Blair?
334
00:17:31,706 --> 00:17:33,999
I Can't Trust Blair.
Well, Maybe Not,
But Google "Revenge,"
335
00:17:33,999 --> 00:17:36,237
You Get Blairwaldorf.Com.
336
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,128
Look, She--She Helped Me
With Georgina.
337
00:17:39,128 --> 00:17:40,050
She'll Know What To Do,
And When She Sees This Photo,
338
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:43,550
She Will Be Plenty Motivated
To Do It.
So I Have To Show This
To Blair?
339
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:45,362
Yeah. I Mean,
I'd Wear Protective Padding
340
00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:47,987
When You Do It,
But--But Yeah.
341
00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:51,785
Look, V. I Gotta Go.
There's This Thing With Serena.
Everything Okay?
342
00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:54,999
Um... Yeah, Well, We'll See.
343
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,737
Dan. Hey.
I Want To Apologize.
344
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,878
And That Answers My Question.
Look, Blair Invited Her
To Lunch, Not Me.
345
00:18:09,878 --> 00:18:13,863
But You Were There At Lunch.
Yeah, But--But Then I Left,
And I Told Blair To Stop.
346
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:16,363
So You Were Part Of It, And Then
You Had Second Thoughts?
347
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,140
Dan, I'm Trying To Apologize.
Real
348
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,630
'Cause It Sounds Like You're
Just Trying To Rationalize.
349
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:23,960
Look...
350
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,290
It's--It's Just--We Knew
That This Would Be Awkward.
351
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,720
You Know?
And I-I Just Assumed
352
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,980
That It Would Be
More Of A Sad Awkward,
353
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,870
Not This Copetitive Awkward.
354
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:37,980
I-I Didn't Think
You'd Enlist Backup.
Is That What You Think
I'm Doing?
355
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:38,760
Well, You Tell Mml
356
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,530
If--If I Have Lunch
With Someone Else Tomorrow,
357
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,360
Are Blair's Minions
Gonna Break Her Fingers?
358
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:47,140
Just So You Know,
If This Were A Competition,
359
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,370
I Wouldn't Need Blair
And Her Posse To Win.
360
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:57,240
Hey.
361
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,120
Hey. Aren't You Supposed
To Not Be Talking To Me,
362
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:03,320
Or You'll Be Shunned
Or Something?
363
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,810
I Don't Like Bullies.
Oh.
364
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,790
So My Question--
What Are We Doing Tonight?
365
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,640
I'm So Sorry, Blair.
366
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,310
Like I Said, Catherine Knows
Where The Captain Is.
367
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:21,310
She Threatened To Expose Him
If I Er Took Nate
Away From Her.
368
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,820
But With This, I Was Hoping
That You Might Be Able--
Who Else Knows?
369
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,480
What?
Who's Seen This?
370
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,010
Dan. Just Dan.
371
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:42,660
If You Or Humphrey
Ever Breathe A Word Of This--
One Word To Anyone--
372
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,140
You'll Regret It
For The Rest Of Your Lives. Do You Understand?
373
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,390
I Just Want Nate
Free From Catherine.
374
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:50,070
I Don't Want Him Or Anyone Else
Finding Out About This.
375
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,500
Good. I'll Take Care Of It.
376
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,430
I'm Trusting You, Blair.
377
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:57,780
Like You Have A Choice.
378
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,560
So Are You Sure
You Want To Eat Here?
379
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,210
'Cause This Is, Uh, I'm Thinking
This Is Maybe Not A Great Idea.
380
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,280
Why? Everyone Comes Here.
381
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,710
Dan, It's Time
To Send A Message.
382
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,740
I Am Not Sharing
My Lump Crab.
383
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,160
(Penelope) Check It Out.
384
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:49,670
Is His Business.
385
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,580
But When He Brings
His New Maiden To Court...
386
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,360
I Can't Believe
He Brought Her Here.
387
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,490
It's A Declaration Of War.
388
00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:58,920
Sound The Trumpets, Strumpets.
389
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,350
What Were You Thinking?
Wh--
390
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,170
I-I Was Sleeping.
391
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:08,590
On "Gossip Girl."
392
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:10,420
Oh, No,
Her--Her Name's Amanda.
393
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,490
Oh, Her Name's Amanda. Do You
Have Any Idea What You're Doing?
394
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:17,260
Not Only Is It Social Suicide,
Dan, It's Mean.
395
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,750
Do You Really Think
Serena Deserves
To Be Treated Like This?
396
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,860
Uh, No. Look, She Started
With This Girl Mafia.
397
00:21:21,870 --> 00:21:24,970
Oh, Forget About Them.
You Need To Talk To Her.
398
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,920
Apologize
Before It's Too Late.
399
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,260
Oh. G--Chuck!
Boundaries. Get Out.
400
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,370
Good Morning To You, Too.
401
00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:44,390
I Had Margaurite Make You Up
A Little Something.
402
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,310
I Missed You At S.T.K.
Last Night.
403
00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:49,440
Mom And I Had
A Girls' Movie Night.
404
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,660
She Made Me Watch
"Paris, Texas."
405
00:21:51,670 --> 00:21:55,150
She Kept Talking About How
Amazing Harry Dean Stanton Was.
406
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:56,840
(Chuckles) Well,
I Just Wanted To Make Sure
407
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,440
You Got Your Breakfast
408
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:03,180
And The Morning Headlines,
Especially This One.
409
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,420
Vanessa?
410
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:25,010
What Are You Doing Here?
411
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:28,210
Believe It Or Not,
I'm Looking For Blair.
Why? What Has She Done?
412
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:31,610
Nothing That I Can Tell.
That's The Problem.
413
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:33,030
She Won't Return
Any Of My Calls.
414
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,250
Is There Any Way
You Can Find Out Where She Is?
415
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,220
I Wouldn't Ask
If It Wasn't Important.
416
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:43,830
Yeah.
417
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:50,780
Are You Lost?
418
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,160
I'm Looking For Blair.
She Took The Morning Off.
419
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,730
She's Having Brunch
At Centolire,
420
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,550
But I'm Sure She Wouldn't
Want To See You.
Well, Thanks.
421
00:22:57,580 --> 00:23:00,060
Oh, Little J., Just Because
We've Been Ignoring You
422
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,540
Doesn't Mean We've Forgotten.
423
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:05,020
You Can't Hide Out At Eleanor Waldorf's Atelier
Anymore.
424
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,350
Your Day Will Come.
We're Just Picking Our Moment.
425
00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:20,560
Serena--
So This Is
How You Want To Handle It,
426
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:23,600
Using Anotr Girl To Embarrass
Me In Front Of My Friends?
427
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:27,760
Is That Your Idea
Of Sending A Message, Dan?
Well, That--That Phrase
Might Have Been Used, But--
428
00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:30,030
I Can't Believe
You Would Do That.
429
00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:32,150
Look, I Know, And I'm Sorry.
I Was Wrong.
430
00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:35,560
Yes, You Were. I Would Never Try
To Humiliate You Like That.
431
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:38,710
No, But You Would Try
To Coerce Girl Not Too Out With Me
In The First Place.
432
00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:43,500
Fine.
Tonight, The Three Of Us.
433
00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:47,260
Okay. What?
Look, You're Gonna Date
Other People,
434
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,750
And I'm Gonna Date
Other People.
435
00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:52,170
We Can Either
Let Everyone Else Tell Us How We Should Be
Jealous And Compete,
436
00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:56,040
Or We Can Just Deal With It
And Try To Preserve
437
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:59,630
At Least
A Little Of Our Friendship.
So Y, Me And Amanda
Are Having A Date?
438
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,800
I'd Rather You Not Put It
That Way, But Yes.
439
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,590
8:00.
440
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,690
Yeah, It's A... Uh, 8:00.
441
00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:09,600
Okay.
442
00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:13,470
This Shouldn't
Be Weird At All.
443
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:32,140
I-I Can't Wait For You
To Join Us At MarkworthFor The Holidays--
444
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,060
Snow On The Grounds,
Crackling Fire,
445
00:24:35,070 --> 00:24:38,420
Just The Two Of Us
Under The Stars.
You Sure It Won't Be Awkward?
446
00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:41,680
Awkward? How?
447
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,290
Juggling Two Women
Under One Roof.
448
00:24:45,010 --> 00:24:47,230
You Are Sleeping
With Catherine, Right?
449
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,610
Or Do You Prefer "Mom"?
450
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:50,810
I Can Explain.
451
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:53,360
Hooking Up
With Your Dad's Second Wife?
452
00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:54,990
(Scoffs) I Thought
My Family Was Twisted,
453
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:58,390
But You People Take The Cake.
It's Only Happened A Few Times,
454
00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:00,560
And I Put A Stop To It
When I Met You.
455
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,950
I Really Opened Myself Up
To You.
456
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,310
Can't--Can't We Still--
457
00:25:07,330 --> 00:25:11,274
Oh, Please. I Just Want
To Get Through This
458
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,890
Without Throwing Up
In My Mouth.
Get Through What Exactly?
459
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,250
I Got Your Message.
What's Going On Here?
460
00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:17,660
Take A Seat.
461
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,850
I Beg Your Pardon?
462
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,870
Oh, No. Not Yet...
463
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,210
But You Will.
464
00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:36,770
What Do You Want?
465
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:39,140
Let's Talk About
Your Exit Strategy.
466
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,820
Lady Catherine Is Not In.
467
00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:47,170
I'm Actually Looking
To Speak To Her Husband.
468
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,380
There's Something
He Needs To See.
469
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,490
Harris Hated Him.
470
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:57,960
He Called Rilke The Mitch Albom
Of The 19th Century.
471
00:25:57,980 --> 00:26:00,490
Rilke?
Rainer Maria Rilke?
472
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:06,660
"Letters To A Young Poet"?
Yeah, I-I Gave It To Her,
Actually, But She Never Read It.
473
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,430
Thoughn Her Defense,
474
00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:09,268
She Never Read
"Tuesdays With Morrie" Either.
475
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:12,940
This Comparison
Coming From A Man
476
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,510
Who Does H Best Wring
Sloshed At A Pub.
477
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:20,910
(Amanda) Harris.
Oh. Uh, You Know What?
I'm Gonna Go Get Another Glass.
478
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,710
Okay.
479
00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:27,690
(Sighs)
(Man) Another Soda?
480
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,060
Belvedere Martini,
Two Olives, Please.
481
00:26:30,070 --> 00:26:31,570
Doing Okay, S.?
482
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,190
I Wille.
So Don't Be Mad,
483
00:26:34,210 --> 00:26:36,100
But We May Have Something
That'll Cheer You Up.
484
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,870
Several Somethings, Actually.
485
00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:45,360
Serena, This Is Jenns,
486
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,640
Captain
Of The Dalton Lacrosse Team.
487
00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:48,790
Can I Buy You A Drink?
488
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,090
489
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,870
Even The Most Chivalrous Knight
490
00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:02,250
Is Not Above
A Little Romantic Retaliation.
491
00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:05,140
It Turns Out Lonely Boy Is
A Worthy Opponent,
492
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:07,920
And It's Time For S.
To Bring In The Calvy.
493
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,480
??
494
00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:18,310
This Guy Attacked In The Crease,Akes Left.
495
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,850
I Faked Left.
496
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,850
He Faked Right, Then I
Faked Right, And Then Wham!
Oh!
497
00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:25,570
Just Laid Him Out.
Wow. Amazing.
498
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,990
Yeah, That Was
A Fascinating Story.
499
00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:29,380
It Was Much Better Than The One
Where You Faked, Uh, Right
And Then Left,
500
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:32,400
And Then You Hit Him.
Dan's Not A Big Sports Fan.
501
00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:36,953
(Jenns) Yeah, I Can See That.
Yeah, He Likes Poets
And "Letter To Poets."
502
00:27:37,287 --> 00:27:39,017
I'm Gonna Use The Ladies Room.
503
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,990
You Know What?
I Need Another Drink.
504
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:46,540
I'll Do This Again.
505
00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:49,140
Okay. Okay.
506
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,340
Smokin' Hot.
507
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,160
So Is This
Your Great Peace Plan?
508
00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:08,270
You Invite Me Out So You Can
Rub Lacrosse Guy In My Face?
509
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,350
I Didn't Plan This.
Yeah. Uh-Huh. I'm Sure.
510
00:28:10,350 --> 00:28:15,190
What? I Thought It Was Okay
That We Date Other People.
Well, You--You Certainly
Picked A Winner.
511
00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:17,160
Well, He's Fun, Nonneurotic.
512
00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:18,730
I Thought
Thatould Be A Nice Change.
513
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,250
That's Classy, Serena.
Thanks.
514
00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:25,190
Classy? Like You
Asking Another Girl Out
515
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,460
Our First Day Back At School?
We Were Broken Up.
516
00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:28,350
So What, Dan? It Hurt.
517
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,150
What Did Y Expect?
518
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:35,390
I Loved You,
And Just Because We Broke Up,
519
00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:38,290
Doesn't Mean I Can
Just Turn It Off Like That.
520
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,860
All Right. Um...
521
00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:58,310
May-Maybe--Maybe We Should
Stay Away From Each Other
For A While.
522
00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:04,220
Yeah, Yore Right.
523
00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:07,710
You And Amanda
Should Probably Go.
524
00:29:08,870 --> 00:29:10,160
Are You Ordering Me
To Leave?
525
00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:12,050
Consider It A Suggestion.
526
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:14,450
Why Should I Go, Dan?
These Are My Friends Here,
527
00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:17,020
And It's Not Exactly
Your Kind Of Place.
528
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:20,630
Fine.
529
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,670
Cashing Out So Soon,
Humphrey?
530
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,340
You Really Should Wear A Bell.
531
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,760
Kinky. I'll Think About It.
I Hope You're Not Leaving.
532
00:29:29,780 --> 00:29:31,750
You're About To See
The Real Serena.
533
00:29:37,570 --> 00:29:38,600
I've Seen Enough.
534
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,790
Not By Half.
535
00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:48,340
Hey, Blair.
Um, What Was So ImportantThat We Couldn't Discuss
Over The Phone?
536
00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:51,190
Well, I Have Some Good News
And Some Bad News.
537
00:29:51,210 --> 00:29:53,300
The Bad News Is That
Your Girlfriend Catherine
538
00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:56,260
Is A Lying, Manipulating Whore
Sleeping With Her Epson.
539
00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:59,400
Whoa. What Catherine And Marcus?
540
00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:01,240
I Know.
It's Hard To Picture.
541
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,510
I Have Photos
If You'd Like To Take A Look.
542
00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:09,230
I'm Sorry.
But The Good News Is
That I Convinced Them Both
To Leave Town.
543
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,120
Well, H-How Did You Even--
544
00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:11,990
And That's Not Even
The Best Part.
545
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,500
Catherine And I
Made A Deal.
546
00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:14,970
I Promised
To Keep My Mouth Shut,
547
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,300
And She Agreed To Pay Off
The Captain's Restitution.
548
00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:22,550
Congratulations, Archibald.
Welcome Back To Your Old Life.
Look, I-I Don't Know--
549
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,510
Wait. Hold That Nonthought.
550
00:30:25,530 --> 00:30:28,140
Catherine, Whatever It Is,
Just Spare Me.
551
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,740
What Do You Mean?
552
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,260
Vanessa Talked To The Duke?
553
00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:37,030
(Scoffs) No, I Told Her
To Stay Out Of This.
554
00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:41,650
Okay.
555
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,180
Maybe I Only Have Bad News.
556
00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:49,360
Serena's
Not Thinking Straight.
557
00:30:49,370 --> 00:30:50,760
She's Making This About Dan.
558
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,850
It's The New Girl
That Defied You.
What Would You Suggest?
559
00:30:54,860 --> 00:30:58,010
Ninth Grade,
The Danish Exchange Student
560
00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:01,700
Who Kept Flirting
With Your Junior Prom Date?
561
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,230
You Still Remember How To Serve
A Nair-Tini, Don't You?
562
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,960
Lily, What--
What Are You Doing Here?
563
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:21,890
Well, Serena And I Were Supposed
To Have A Movie Night,
564
00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:25,010
But She Cancelled,
So I Thought...
565
00:31:26,950 --> 00:31:29,480
"Pretty In Pink."
It's Only A Supporting Role,
566
00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:32,110
But Harry Dean Stanton
Is Excellent.
567
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,820
It's 9:00 At Night.
568
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,420
Oh. Well, I Guess
I Should Have Called,
569
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,000
But I Just Thought
I'd Take A Chance--
570
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,050
Lily...
What Are You Doing Here?
571
00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:42,890
I Don't Know.
572
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:48,160
Bart Is Being Doing Business,
573
00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:50,260
As He Did Most Of Our Trip.
574
00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:52,300
The Kids Are Living
Their Own Lives,
575
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:56,590
And My Life...
Is In An Empty House
576
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,800
Or In A Crowded Restaurant,
577
00:32:00,030 --> 00:32:03,300
And I Don't Know Which One
Makes Me Feel More Alone.
578
00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:06,110
I Need A Friend,
579
00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:10,390
And That's Why I Came
To See You Yesterday.
580
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,890
I'm Sorry, Lily.
I... Really Am,
581
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,520
But I Can't Be Your Friend.
582
00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:22,130
Yesterday Reminded Me
Of How Easy It Is To Fall Back
Into Old Patterns.
583
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,510
I Can't Be
Your Safety Net Anymore.
584
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,430
It's Not Fair.
585
00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:30,440
You Made Your Choice
To Be Mrs. Bass.
586
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:31,860
You Need To Go Do That.
587
00:32:31,870 --> 00:32:34,750
We Both Need You
To Go Do That.
588
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,690
Rufus? Sorry I'm Late.
589
00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:40,850
Hey.
590
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,550
Uh, Clare, This Is Lily.
591
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,520
Nice To Meet You.
592
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:55,830
Okay.
593
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,090
This Used To Be
Your Favorite.
594
00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:20,530
Nate, It's Vanessa Again.
Call Me As Soon As You Get This.
595
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,380
We Need To Talk.
It's Important.
What Did I Tell You?
596
00:33:23,390 --> 00:33:26,580
I Told You To Do Nothing.
What, Was That Too Difficult?
597
00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:30,040
I Thought I Would Leave
Doing Nothing To You.
I Was Taking Care Of It.
598
00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:32,930
How? By Having A Romantic Lunch
With Your Boyfriend?
599
00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:36,610
You Know What I Think?
I Think You Were So Scared Of Anyone Finding Out
Who Your Boyfriend Was Screwin
600
00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:38,490
That You Were Willing
To Screw Nate.
601
00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:41,840
Catherine's Husband Promised
That The Captain Would Be Safe.
602
00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:45,960
It's Over.
You Know What I Think?
I Think I'd Gotten Catherine
603
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,200
To Agree To Pay Off
The Archibald Debts
604
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,440
And Leave Town
In Exchange For My Silence.
605
00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:54,440
Nate Was About To Have
His Old Life Back
Until You Went To The Duke.
606
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,800
He Put Them On A Plane To London
An Hour Ago.
607
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,100
So You're Right.
608
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,260
It Is Over For Nate,
Thanks To You.
609
00:34:14,710 --> 00:34:16,470
(Isabel) Are You
Really Going To Do This?
610
00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:17,040
(Penelope) Yes.
611
00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:19,380
Why Should Serena Be The One
Pulling Her Hair Out?
612
00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:26,540
Oopsy.
Look At What I've Done.
613
00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:32,750
Oh, God. My Hair!
614
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,480
(Girl) What's Going
On With That Girl?
615
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,200
616
00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:48,740
(Girl) She's Freaking Out.
617
00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:53,080
Amanda.
618
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,380
Hey. Amanda, Wait!
619
00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:57,020
No, Dan.
Just Leave Me Alone.
620
00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:01,080
Dan. I'm So Sorry.
Is She Okay?
621
00:35:01,090 --> 00:35:04,130
No. No, Don't.
D-Don't What?
I Didn't Plan Any Of This.
622
00:35:04,150 --> 00:35:07,210
It All--It All Just Happened.
That's
The Serena Van Der Woodsen
623
00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:09,170
Mantra, Isn't It? No--No Fault,
No Responsibility,
624
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,160
Things Just Happen.
You Know, You Used To Tell Me
625
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,120
That You Were Afraid That People
Couldn't See The Real You.
626
00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:15,320
Well, Maybe You're The One
Who Can't See Yourself.
627
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:19,600
From--From Where I'm Standing,
This Is Who You Are.
Is That What You Think Of Me?
628
00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,650
629
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:24,300
630
00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,260
Maybe It's Time You Did,
Too.
631
00:35:41,930 --> 00:35:45,540
Spotted--
A Beautiful Blonde Phoenix
632
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,010
633
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,790
Never Again.
634
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,770
From Now On,
Everything Goes Through Me.
635
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,840
Welcome Back, Queen Serena.
636
00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:59,210
Consider Us
Your Humbled Servants,
637
00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:00,810
'Cause If Looks Could Kill,
638
00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:03,100
We Wouldn't Want
To Be Dan Humphrey.
639
00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,150
Nate.
640
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,120
What Are You Doing Here?
641
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:16,630
I Came To Apologize.
642
00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:20,550
I Didn't
Know What Blair Was Doingwith The Deal
And The Money And...
643
00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:22,150
You Think I Care
About The Money?
644
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:26,850
I Mean, I Asked You Point-Blank
If Anything Was Wrong.
645
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:27,850
You Lied To Me.
646
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,730
I Had To.
I Didn't Know What To Do.
647
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:33,910
What, So You Confided In Dan?
I Mean, Blair? R
648
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,950
Everyone But Me.
649
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,200
I Gotta Get To School.
650
00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:42,280
So That's It?
651
00:36:44,490 --> 00:36:45,630
We Can't Even Be Friends?
652
00:36:45,650 --> 00:36:48,020
Well, We Were Never
Really Friends, Remember?
653
00:36:57,370 --> 00:36:59,650
Hey, Jenny. What Are You
Doing Here So Early?
654
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,890
Trying To Avoid You.
Hard To Believe, I Know.
655
00:37:01,910 --> 00:37:05,080
You Know What I Find Hard
To Believe? This Handbag.
656
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,180
It Belongs In The Trash, Which
Is Where You Probably Found It.
Don't.
657
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,390
Ohright. There May Be Stuff
In Here That You Need.
658
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:12,990
Here You Go.
659
00:37:13,010 --> 00:37:16,050
Seriously? That's The Best
You Guys Can Do?
660
00:37:16,630 --> 00:37:19,350
I Have To Say,
I Was Pecting A Little More
Now That You're Seniors.
661
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,100
Our Methods
May Lack Imagination,
662
00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:25,140
But They're Very Effective
Especially Over
A Long Period Of Time.
663
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,950
Manda.
It's Me-E--Dan. Dan Again.
664
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,140
Uh, Sorry To Be Calling You
So Early.
665
00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:50,750
Look, I'm--I'm Really Sorry
About Last Night.
666
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,530
If It Matters At All,
I Don't Think It Was Serena,
667
00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:57,000
Even Though I, Uh,
I Blamed Her Pretty Harshly.
668
00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:00,250
Uh, A-Anyway, Call Me.
669
00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:09,440
Getting My Hair Burned Off
Was Not A Part Of The Deal.
670
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:11,080
The Casualties Of War.
671
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:12,440
I Don't Get It.
672
00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:13,950
You Wanted Me To Pretend
To Like This Guy
673
00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,760
So He Could Make
His Ex-Girlfriend Jealous?
674
00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:17,590
Jealousy Is
A Powerful Emotion.
675
00:38:18,350 --> 00:38:22,580
I Had To Create A Monster If I
Was Going To Dethrone A Queen.
676
00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,620
Why Do You Care
Who's Queen Of The High School?
677
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,840
678
00:38:29,450 --> 00:38:30,550
I
By The Way,
679
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,140
I Hear You're Going
To Boarding School In Vermont.
680
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,320
Something To Keep You Warm.
681
00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:46,520
You Have The Day Off?
What Holiday Is It?
682
00:38:46,530 --> 00:38:48,450
Uh, Women's Suffrage Day.
683
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,460
(Chuckles) So Why Are You
Wearing Your Uniform?
684
00:38:50,470 --> 00:38:51,900
'Cause I Forgot.
685
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,510
Anyway,
It's Almost Fashion Week.
686
00:38:54,510 --> 00:38:55,870
There Has To Be
Something I Can Do.
687
00:38:55,890 --> 00:38:57,940
Well, Uh, The Worktables
Are A Mess.
688
00:38:57,950 --> 00:38:59,670
Eleanor Can't Find
Half Her Patterns.
689
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,450
Why Don't You Do That?
Okay.
690
00:39:16,090 --> 00:39:18,150
Blair,
Where Were You Yesterday?
691
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,800
I Was Home,
Just Taking Care Of--
Serena!
692
00:39:21,390 --> 00:39:22,360
Where Are We Going Tonight?
693
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:23,860
(Isabel) The Dalton Guys
Keep Texting Us.
694
00:39:23,870 --> 00:39:27,430
It Was A Feeding Frenzy
Last Night.
Hey, I Left You Four Messages.
You Okay
695
00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:30,940
Yeah.
I-I Wasn't Feeling Well.
696
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,370
You Poor Thing.
697
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,580
I Actually Have To GetThe Assignments I Missed
Yesterday.
698
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:46,910
Oh. Of Course.
699
00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:48,290
I'll See You Later.
700
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:02,150
Wel, Well,
Look Who's Back On Top.
701
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:04,250
9ei Wonder How That Happened.
702
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,730
Wait.
703
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:07,660
Now That I Think Of It,
704
00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:10,890
I Know Exactly
How That Happened.
705
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:35,210
* Brooklyn, We Go Hard, We On
The Look For The Advantage *
706
00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:37,210
Hey. Uh, Have You Seen Serena
This Morning?
707
00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:39,300
* ...Rough It Up A Bit
708
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,500
* We Broke,
But We Rich At Heart *
709
00:40:41,510 --> 00:40:45,990
* It's Our Time,
Put The Lights On Us *
710
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,470
* War Tactics,
They Make Me Sick *
711
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,620
* So If You Know Another Way,
You Can't Look The Other Way *
712
00:40:56,630 --> 00:40:58,060
* You Know Another Way
713
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,840
* Tell Them So
Right To Their Face *
714
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:03,570
* We Think You're A Joke, Shove
Your Hope Where It Don't Shine *
715
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:06,960
* We 镠Ink You're A Joke, Shove
Your Hope Where It Don't Shine *
716
00:41:06,970 --> 00:41:10,510
* We Think You're A Joke, Shove
Your Hope Where It Don't Shine *
717
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,510
* We Think You're A Joke, Shove
Your Hope Where It Don Shine *
718
00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:23,780
8a* I Pay For What's Called
719
00:41:23,790 --> 00:41:27,920
* I Hear Them All Say
That I've Got Heart *
720
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,200
* But Not Everything...
721
00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:34,730
Sorry, Lonely Boy.
722
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,960
Don't Say We Didn't Try
To Warn You.
723
00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:39,750
But If Queen S.
Will Do This To D.,
724
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:41,400
Are Any Of Us Safe?
725
00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:43,890
Bow Down Or Bow Out.
726
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:46,310
X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
727
00:41:46,655 --> 00:41:46,905
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0
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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