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Into the scandalous lives
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Top story on my home page-
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Serena van der woodsen,
everybody's favorite "it" girl,
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Has just returned
from a mysterious absence.
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You'll never believe what's on "gossip
girl. " Someone saw serena getting off
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- Everyone knows serena
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And everyone is talking.
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Blair, it's serena.
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Serena?
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And b. 'S boyfriend nate-
Rumor has it-
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He's always had a thing
for serena.
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But you're back now.
I didn't come back for you.
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Look, blair's my best friend,
and you're her boyfriend,
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And she loves you.
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Why did she leave?
Why did she return?
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Must be a lot of rumors
why you're back.
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Yeah, but none of them
mention you.
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He tries to take his own life,
and you're worried
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It's gonna cost you, mom? You
have no idea what it's been like.
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The best friend
and the boyfriend-
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That's pretty classy, s.
And nate's friend chuck
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Won't let serena
forget about her past.
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I'm trying to change.
I liked you better before.
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And then there's dan,
the outsider.
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Looks like his childhood crush
has returned.
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She doesn't know me.
Nobody knows me. It's cool.
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No. No, no, no, no, no. Uh, serena,
um, do you know this young man?
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Oh, from last night.
You remember me?
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You'd really go out
with some guy you don't know?
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Well, he can't be worse
than the guys i do know.
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Guess whose dad is cool.
It's a trick question.
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Yeah,
'cause it can't be ours.
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"Top ten forgotten bands of
the '90s. " Yeah, check out
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He's very proud. Hey!
Hey, way to be forgotten.
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Why is my daughter
going to one of your concerts?
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Well, our kids were bound to meet. It's a
small island. Are you sure it's not some ploy,
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- Using my daughter to get to me
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Now that your wife left you?
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Serena and her mystery man
made a surprise appearance
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At blair's
kiss on the lips party.
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Serena's here?
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What is she doing here?
She wasn't invited.
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But serena wasn't the only one who
made an impression... who's the newbie?
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Jenny made an impression
on chuck.
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Let's go and talk
somewhere quieter.
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Get off! Stop!
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Hey! That is my little sister!
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Don't you
ever touch her again!
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Hey, your life is over, slut!
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She better
not show her face again.
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I'm actually hoping
she will.
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You think i got a shot at a
second date? We'll talk about it
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And now that s. Is back,
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Will the upper east side
ever be the same?
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We're all just dying
to see what happens next.
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I bet you're wondering
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What gossip girl
is doing up so early.
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Truth is, i never went to bed.
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Why waste precious time
dreaming
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When waking life
is so much better?
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♪ i did cause a commotion
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♪ i can't help but make a scene ♪ ♪ ooh
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♪ i ain't looking
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Is there really anything better
than a lazy sunday?
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Reading the paper in bed,
sipping coffee,
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Scrambling an egg or two.
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Yeah, right.
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We upper east siders
don't do lazy.
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Breakfast is brunch,
and it comes with champagne,
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A dress code and a hundred
of our closest friends...
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and enemies.
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♪ say, hey,
is it gonna be tonight? ♪
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♪ come hit me up,
come hit me up ♪
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Chuck's dad, bart bass,
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Is hosting the annual brunch
for his foundation.
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Everyone is invited.
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Well, not everyone.
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♪ held me right
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Oh. Hey, you're up.
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And you're
checking up on me.
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I'm okay.
Really, i'm okay.
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You know, i was okay
when you asked me at the party
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And in the cab,
when we got home,
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Before and after
i brushed my teeth.
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Look, i just feel
really stupid.
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I mean, how could
i have actually thought
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That chuck bass
just wanted to talk to me?
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Because you trust people,
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Which is normally
a good thing.
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Yeah, except when it involves
chuck. Yeah, pretty much.
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So the real question is,
uh, how are you?
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Me?
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Why wouldn't i be okay?
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You know, at the end
of the night, with serena
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And the-The-The...
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was it really that bad?
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This is me.
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So... good night.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
Um, yeah, good night.
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Go! Walk her to the
door. Something. Go! Okay.
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Oh! Oh, god. That hurt a
lot. Whoa, whoa, stop, stop.
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Oh, i think i have brain
damage. You know what, dan?
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You wouldn't even know if you had
brain damage. No, let's go, please.
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No!
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H- Hi.
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So he waved?
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£¿
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No, he was just trying
to be funny.
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Maybe he's shy.
Or he hates me.
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No guy in the history
of the world has ever hated you.
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She probably thinks
i hate her now.
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I've waited my entire adolescent
life for a date with this girl,
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You know,
serena van ddsen...
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and i decide to close the evening
with a wave. It was a nice wave.
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At the end of a date?
Come on, there's no such thing.
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And you only get one shot
with a girl like serena.
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I got mine, and i blew it. Which
means you have nothing to lose.
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No, nothing except my last shred of
dignity. Oh, no. I think that's gone.
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You're right.
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You know what? I'm just-
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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I'm gonna apologize
for the wave.
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I'm gonna tell her
how much i like her,
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And i'm gonna ask
for a second shot.
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No, i'm gonna get a
second shot. Yeah, you are.
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Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
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I love the plan,
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But, uh, you need
a better outfit.
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And maybe a shower.
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Whatever.
It's probably for the best.
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The last thing i need
in my life is a new guy.
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He was just so smart,
th
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And-And funny...
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it sounds like
you like him.
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And really nice.
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God, blair was
so mean to me last night.
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I don't even know why.
Whatever.
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I'm sure if we talk about it,
we can work it out.
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Hey, maybe i should
go over there.
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Serena had better
just stay away.
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Thank you, dorota.
Yeah, thanks.
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We love sleeping at blair's. I
don't want to see serena at school,
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And she better not show at brunch
today. You're really mad at serena.
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Yeah, i hope you never get that
mad at us. Well, you would never do
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No, never.
Of course not.
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I wonder if nate
remembered brunch.
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It would be so wrong
for me to show up
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Without my boyfriend
whom i love, and who loves me.
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Mm.
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Hello?
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Hi, sweetie.
Did i wake you?
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No, i'm up.
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Well,
get some strong coffee
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And jump in the shower,
sleepyhead.
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Chuck's dad's brunch
for his foundation
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Is today at the palace.
Oh, right. Of course.
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Nathaniel, keep it down.
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Some of us are trying
to regain our strength.
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Your dad's brunch is today.
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Alarm's set for 9:00.
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It's 10:00.
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Ladies, double-Time.
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Hmm?
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Oh, unless... nathaniel...
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i'm good.
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Actually, could you two
bring some coffee
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When you get a chance?
And some water... lots of water.
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You want ice with that?
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Looks like
you could use some.
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That's enough, ladies.
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And i'll be sure
to tell my father
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Just how committed you are
to the hospitality industry.
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That kid popped
you pretty good, huh?
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Never mess with a guy's
sister. And if i knew his name,
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Why, 'cause you
kill people now?
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You gonna strangle him
with your scarf?
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Don't mock the scarf, nathaniel.
It's my signature.
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I'm just saying,
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Death by scarf-
Not that intimidating.
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He sucker punched me.
I told you.
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Besides,
better a broken nose
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Than a broken heart.
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What? I didn't even talk
to serena last night.
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Who said anything
about serena?
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Do i look okay?
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Definitely
second-Shot material.
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All right,
then i'm gonna go.
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Oh, um,
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And about what happened,
you know, with, uh, chuck?
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If you wanna,
like, talk to someone...
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n- Not your brother-
Just let me know.
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Okay.
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Yeah, i'll...
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all right.
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Hey, uh, wait.
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Actually, there is someone
i wanna talk to.
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Hey, hey,
where you guys going?
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I was gonna make waffles.
Ooh. Sorry, dad.
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Yeah, can't. But i wanna
hear about your date.
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Later.
And your party.
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When we get back. You guys
missed a really great show,
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And i make
really good waffles.
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♪ my engine's ready
to explode, explode, explode ♪
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Palace hotel lobby. Hi.
This is, uh, nate archibald
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Calling from the bass suite.
I know you don't normally
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Give out this information,
but can you tell me what room
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The van der woodsens
are in, please?
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Hey, blair. It's me.
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Uh, i guess
you're still sleeping,
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But i'm gonna come over.
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I think we need to talk.
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Okay. Uh, see you soon. Bye.
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♪ so if you feel me,
let me know, know, know ♪
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♪ come on now
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It looks like
the table's all set.
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As soon as the guests arrive,
we can start dishing.
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Here's what's on the menu...
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♪ watch me go, go, go, go
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♪ get you where you wanna go,
if you know what i mean ♪
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* baby, you got the keys
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♪ My michel perrys♪
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I can't find anything in here!
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Well, it might help
if you unpacked.
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Look, you're home now.
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It's your life.
You should start living it.
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This is not life,
this is a hotel-
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Which we're living in because
you decided you didn't like
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The color of the walls
in our real home.
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Mom, i said
i'd go to this brunch.
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What more do you want from me?
Sweetie, why are you being like this?
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You love parties.
This is just not like you.
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Maybe it is like me. Maybe you
don't know what i'm really like.
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Oh, okay, tell me.
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So did you and dan have fun
at the concert last night?
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We, um, never made it.
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We actually ended up
at the kiss on the lips party.
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Ah. Well,
that must have pleased blair.
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00:11:06,754 --> 00:11:08,954
Blair? Actually,
no, not that pleased,
245
00:11:08,989 --> 00:11:11,119
Which is why i'm going
to talk to her.
246
00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:13,219
Well just be back in time
for brunch, okay? Mom.
247
00:11:13,254 --> 00:11:16,254
Look, honey, i know how hard
it is for you to be back,
248
00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:17,619
But the more
you hide yourself away,
249
00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:19,754
The more people are gonna think you have
something to hide. Coming from someone
250
00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:22,646
Who's keeping my brother
in an institution.
251
00:11:22,654 --> 00:11:26,090
That's different.
I mean it. Don't be late.
252
00:11:42,854 --> 00:11:44,819
Hey. How you doing?
253
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:48,054
Uh, i-I was in yesterday with
serena. How could i forget?
254
00:11:48,089 --> 00:11:52,264
Yeah, well, um,
is she in?
255
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,954
Just missed her, actually,
but you're welcome to wait.
256
00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:56,819
Okay, maybe i will.
257
00:11:56,854 --> 00:11:58,903
She-She probably
won't be that long, right?
258
00:11:59,154 --> 00:12:00,854
Once she went out and didn't
come back for six months,
259
00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,277
But feel free to sit.
260
00:12:06,954 --> 00:12:07,812
Over there.
261
00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:10,433
Over there
is where i'll be.
262
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,265
Hi, nate.
It's great to see you.
263
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:24,000
Hi, mrs. Van der woodsen. Good to
see you. Oh, i'm just heading out.
264
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,400
Oh, is serena in? Oh, you just missed
her, but i'll tell her you came by.
265
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,500
I'm sure she'll be happy to hear
it. Uh, i don't know aut that.
266
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,365
Oh, what?
Come on, serena loves you.
267
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400
I mean, i think she's always
had a little crush on you.
268
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000
Of course, you and blair
are the perfect couple.
269
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:42,300
Mm. Is serena gonna be long? I could just wait.
Oh, well, dexter here can take care of you.
270
00:12:42,335 --> 00:12:43,600
I'm just gonna step out
for a while.
271
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:44,900
Nate's gonna wait
for serena.
272
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,300
Great. He can get in line
behind that guy.
273
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,400
I had a feeling
you'd be back.
274
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,800
Dan, is it?
275
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,400
Humphrey. Yes.
276
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,900
It's nice to see you again,
mrs. Van der woodsen.
277
00:13:01,935 --> 00:13:03,600
I hope you've had
a pleasant, uh...
278
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,100
uh, 21 hours
since i last saw you.
279
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,800
Yes, it has
been very pleasant...
280
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,000
until now.
281
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,700
Gentlemen.
282
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,100
Hey.
283
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,600
Hey.
284
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,000
Blair?
285
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,500
Hey.
286
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,665
Serena.
287
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,300
Hey, i got two bone-Dry caps
and audrey.
288
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,265
I must
have totally blanked
289
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,000
On the part
where i invited you over.
290
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,600
I- I called you.
291
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,165
Blair, it's sunday morning.
292
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,000
Coffee, croissants,
"breakfast at tiffany's. "
293
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,600
It's our tradition.
294
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,800
I have new traditions now.
295
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,300
Well, they're not traditions
if they're new.
296
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,700
Look, blair, i'm really trying
to make an effort here.
297
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,200
I thought everything
was good between us.
298
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,000
It was...
299
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,600
before i found out
you had sex with my boyfriend.
300
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,300
How'd you find out?
301
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,500
Nate told me.
302
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,600
At least he felt he owed it to me to
tell the truth. I don't know what to say.
303
00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:55,900
Don't bother saying anything.
I wouldn't believe you anyway.
304
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600
Blair, it was...
305
00:14:58,635 --> 00:14:59,700
you know...
306
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,400
i always knew
you were a whore.
307
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,700
I never took you
for a liar, too.
308
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,400
Blair, how can i fix this?
309
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,900
You don't, serena.
310
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,700
You just stay away
from me,
311
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,100
My boyfriend
and my friends.
312
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,300
You're done here.
313
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:24,500
Serena's visit was short
and apparently not very sweet.
314
00:15:24,535 --> 00:15:26,300
But you know what is?
315
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:27,465
Revenge.
316
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,700
We hear it's best served cold.
317
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,300
Who's hungry?
318
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,700
Dorota, i told you
i didn't want to see anyone.
319
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,500
Hi, jenny.
320
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,600
Hi.
321
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,100
What do you want?
322
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,500
Uh...
323
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,100
i realized that i still have
your calligraphy pens
324
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,400
From the party invitations,
325
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,350
And thought you might
need them for something.
326
00:16:05,385 --> 00:16:07,100
That is the lamest excuse
i've ever heard.
327
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,900
You wanna know what chuck bass
is saying about you.
328
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:12,700
No.
329
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,400
Is he... saying things?
330
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,500
Is anyone?
331
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,200
Mm... no.
332
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,600
Not yet, anyway.
333
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,100
Chuck likes to brag about
his conquests, not his victims.
334
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,000
Come on. You can help me
get ready for brunch.
335
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,100
Okay. Sure.
336
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,100
Nice flowers.
337
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,700
They're hydrangeas.
338
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,265
Just coffee.
I'm not staying long.
339
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,950
I'd like to get out of here
before someone throws me down
340
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,600
And tattoos me. This is brooklyn,
lil, not the warped tour.
341
00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:05,100
And don't tell me you had
all your tattoos removed.
342
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,500
I mean, even that one,
343
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,165
That little heart-Shaped one between
your, uh... uh, don't try to be cute, okay?
344
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,400
Those days are well behind you. And here i
thought i was getting better-Looking every day.
345
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:16,400
So what's the big emergency? Dan
went out with serena last night.
346
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,600
And us humphreys sure are proud of him.
Well, currently, he's sitting in the lobby
347
00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:22,500
Of the hotel where we're
living. Hi. Can i help you?
348
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,800
Two americanos... one
with an extra shot? Mm-Hmm.
349
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,100
You don't actually think
i'm gonna tell my kid
350
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,065
Who he can and can't date.
351
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,200
I mean, is that really
the reason you came down here?
352
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,800
Oh, well, i know what you're implying.
Admit it. You're falling for me again.
353
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,200
You're right, you're right.
It's the low-Income tax bracket,
354
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:40,017
The bad v-Neck t-Shirts,
the awful jokes.
355
00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:41,765
I don't know
why your wife lied you.
356
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,700
Well, she's got better taste
than you. Here you are. Thanks.
357
00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:47,065
I mean, come on.
Why else have i seen you
358
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,500
More in the last 2 days than in the last
15 years? An unfortunate twist of fate.
359
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,900
But fate nonetheless.
Unless you, uh...
360
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:54,500
are you seeing someone?
361
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,400
No, not really.
362
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,900
Uh-Huh, not serious...
363
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,700
or he's married.
That is your type.
364
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,900
That's enough, rufus.
365
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,365
What's his name?
366
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,000
I've read about him
in "forbes" or "rolling stone"?
367
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,900
Well, whoever he is, i'm sure
he can't keep up with you.
368
00:18:11,935 --> 00:18:14,000
Well, i'm gonna take that
as a compliment,
369
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,300
But i'm serious.
I'm worried about serena.
370
00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:18,165
I don't need some new boy
influencing her,
371
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,565
Distracting her from her
needs. Well, no offense, lil,
372
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,400
But i'm guessing a kid like dan
is exactly what serena needs.
373
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,400
So, uh...
374
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,800
what do you need
to talk to serena about?
375
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,600
Nothing,
just in the neighborhood.
376
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:49,900
You?
377
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,100
I...
378
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200
am nowhere near
the neighborhood,
379
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:55,800
But i'm working
on a better excuse.
380
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,500
You guys, like...
381
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,300
oh, uh...
382
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,700
i... i don't know.
383
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,500
Yeah, well,
that's serena.
384
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,300
With her,
you'll never know.
385
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:08,800
Nathaniel.
386
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,700
There you are.
What are you doing?
387
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,900
Nothing, waiting for you.
388
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:17,700
Him?
389
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,400
Hey, what are you doing here? Why, what is this
- Uh, your hotel?
390
00:19:22,435 --> 00:19:25,300
Actually, it is. Yeah, so unless
you have a reason to be here,
391
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,365
I'll have to ask you
to wait on the curb
392
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,800
With the rest of the trash. Trash?
Look, man, i live in brooklyn, all right?
393
00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:33,400
Not the ozarks...
no offense to the ozarks.
394
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,400
But don't you think we're
taking this class warfare thing
395
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,265
A little too far?
I haven't even started, man.
396
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,300
Okay, man, let's just go. Don't tell me
you're sticking up for serena's new bitch.
397
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:42,400
If anyone's got a reason
to kick his ass, it's you.
398
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,900
He's not worth it.
Not here.
399
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,400
This isn't over.
400
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,600
Hey, anytime, man.
401
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,400
That one black eye
looks a little lonely.
402
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,600
Come on, chill out.
403
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,900
Wow. Blair, it's...
it's beautiful.
404
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,000
I mean, you look...
beautiful.
405
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,000
It's average.
406
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,400
The color is last season,
407
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,950
And besides,
stella mccartney has
408
00:20:21,985 --> 00:20:23,300
A much better version
at bergdorf's.
409
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,700
Right. I... i've been meaning
to go by bergdorf's.
410
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,700
Wow,
these dolls are great.
411
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,000
Oh, my god.
You have a cabbage patch.
412
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,300
My brother used to have one
of these. His name was cedric.
413
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,700
Your brother's name is cedric? Uh,
no that was his cabbage patch kid.
414
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,800
My brother's name is dan.
Actually, you might know him.
415
00:20:43,835 --> 00:20:47,100
He, um, he went out
with serena last night.
416
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,400
That's your brother?
417
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,200
So does that mean
you're friends with serena now?
418
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,700
I mean, i don't have
a problem with her,
419
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,950
But if someone did have
a problem with her,
420
00:20:59,985 --> 00:21:01,800
I wouldn't have a problem
with that either.
421
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,300
You know...
422
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,900
if you like that dress,
you can have it.
423
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,365
What? No, no.
424
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,600
I'm sure you'll
find some way to repay me.
425
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,200
Oh, blair, thank you.
426
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,900
I mean,
for the dress and...
427
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,300
for the other thing
about, uh, about chuck.
428
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,000
If you want to be
part of this world, jenny,
429
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
People will talk...
430
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,500
eventually,
431
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,200
And you need to decide
if all this is worth it.
432
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,500
Dan. Hey.
433
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,500
I- I-I was
in the neighborhood...
434
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,900
uh, give or take 70 blocks.
435
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,500
Um, i just wanted
to tell you in person
436
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,300
That, uh,
the end of last night
437
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,600
May have not been
my finest hour.
438
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,500
There was a, uh, a wave.
439
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,800
I- I-I saw that, yeah.
440
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,800
Yeah, yeah, and since then,
441
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,300
I've just
been wondering, uh...
442
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,000
are you hungry?
443
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,500
Yes.
444
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,165
Actually, i've had
g. Worsmornin
445
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,065
Well, you-You wanna-
You wanna talk?
446
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:45,150
And eat? Not necessarily in that
order. Yes, i would love to do both,
447
00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:48,200
But food first,because i'm starving.
Great. Just in time for brunch.
448
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,400
Mom.
449
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,850
Ms. Van der woodsen.
450
00:22:51,885 --> 00:22:53,665
Dan... still here.
451
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,265
Look, mom,
i really don't think
452
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,800
It's a good idea for me to go
to that brunch. You promised.
453
00:22:57,915 --> 00:22:59,600
Yeah, but that was bef-
454
00:23:00,104 --> 00:23:02,503
Before i knew dan
was hungry, too.
455
00:23:02,504 --> 00:23:04,046
I can't let the boy starve.
456
00:23:06,604 --> 00:23:07,869
It would be inhumane.
457
00:23:07,904 --> 00:23:10,089
He's not invited. Yeah,
that's why i'm going with him.
458
00:23:11,204 --> 00:23:13,009
Because i can't go
with her.
459
00:23:13,704 --> 00:23:17,240
And we have plans
to go to brunch togeth today
460
00:23:18,004 --> 00:23:19,754
We had those plans.
461
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,469
Serena, you're home,
462
00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:23,626
Living under my roof,
my rules.
463
00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,504
What is it gonna take
to get you dressed
464
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,551
And through that door?
465
00:23:52,804 --> 00:23:54,930
Uh, you know what? May-
Maybe this was a-A bad idea.
466
00:23:55,304 --> 00:23:57,633
You've got to be kidding.
467
00:23:57,704 --> 00:24:01,376
Yeah, this was-This was definitely
a bad idea. This should be fun.
468
00:24:01,404 --> 00:24:02,469
Looks like chuck and blair
469
00:24:02,504 --> 00:24:04,933
Showed up
with quite an appetite...
470
00:24:05,004 --> 00:24:07,094
for destruction, that is.
471
00:24:22,604 --> 00:24:24,193
Hey, dad,
how's the new song going?
472
00:24:24,228 --> 00:24:25,783
Oh, i think
i need more coffee.
473
00:24:26,504 --> 00:24:27,371
Whatever works.
474
00:24:29,104 --> 00:24:32,169
Where'd you get the dress? Oh,
it was a thank you-Gift from blair
475
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,704
For doing the party invitations. Oh, and
it looks like a very expensive thanks gift
476
00:24:35,739 --> 00:24:37,469
Dad, she has a closet
the size of this apartment
477
00:24:37,504 --> 00:24:40,069
Just full of them. See, her
mom designed it. And her mom
478
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:45,156
But the dress you made for yourself
is much nicer. Which is why?
479
00:24:45,204 --> 00:24:46,969
Uh, one of a couple
of reasons.
480
00:24:47,004 --> 00:24:48,522
Hey, you think
the farmers market's still open?
481
00:24:49,304 --> 00:24:51,804
Yeah. Why, you wanna go?
Yeah.
482
00:24:52,204 --> 00:24:55,199
I thought you were getting too old to go
places with your dad. Well, you used to be cool,
483
00:24:55,504 --> 00:24:57,404
And the '90s
are having a comeback.
484
00:24:57,904 --> 00:24:59,860
You have no idea
how much that hurts.
485
00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:05,904
Well, i can't say much
for his child-Rearing skills,
486
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,709
But bart bass
knows brunch.
487
00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:13,004
♪ well, who the hell am i to
tell her how to live her life? ♪
488
00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:15,569
♪ and if you could put dumb
in a shot glass ♪
489
00:25:15,604 --> 00:25:18,604
♪ i'm just another lush
who's had one too many in me ♪
490
00:25:19,304 --> 00:25:22,981
Um, i, uh, i-I need to use
the ladies room.
491
00:25:23,204 --> 00:25:25,511
Uh, you think you'll be okay
by yourself for a while?
492
00:25:25,904 --> 00:25:28,204
Yeah. Come on.
Me and, uh, some beluga caviar?
493
00:25:29,004 --> 00:25:30,604
Can't get enough
of the stuff.
494
00:25:30,639 --> 00:25:31,333
Okay.
495
00:25:31,368 --> 00:25:32,027
Great.
496
00:25:33,704 --> 00:25:35,269
Hey, how's it going?
497
00:25:35,304 --> 00:25:36,804
♪ and she's made me fiend
498
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,269
No, you're-You're okay.
499
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,048
Yeah, just, uh, go ahead
and do your thing.
500
00:25:41,304 --> 00:25:42,669
♪ oh, no
♪ hey
501
00:25:42,704 --> 00:25:45,616
♪ she's at the bottom
of that bottle ♪ ♪ yeah
502
00:25:48,504 --> 00:25:48,504
♪ she's only one more swallow
♪ hey
503
00:25:48,539 --> 00:25:50,004
♪ from being oh, so hollow
504
00:25:50,604 --> 00:25:51,404
Charles.
505
00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:54,304
Would you excuse me?
506
00:25:54,339 --> 00:25:55,904
Father.
507
00:25:56,204 --> 00:25:57,952
The, uh,
the invitation said
508
00:25:57,987 --> 00:25:59,700
"Black tie,"
not "black eye. "
509
00:26:00,704 --> 00:26:01,475
Are you okay?
510
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,060
I mean, if you're
in some kind of trouble...
511
00:26:06,604 --> 00:26:07,912
only of my own making.
512
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:13,904
Why do you think
i do all this, huh?
513
00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:16,004
This party is for you,
okay?
514
00:26:16,204 --> 00:26:17,669
So you can meet people,
515
00:26:17,704 --> 00:26:19,704
You know,
become a part of something,
516
00:26:19,804 --> 00:26:21,204
Make some kind of change.
517
00:26:21,404 --> 00:26:22,126
Really?
518
00:26:22,704 --> 00:26:25,307
I thought it was
another excuse for an open bar
519
00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:27,911
And, uh, rehiring
of the nearly nude statues.
520
00:26:28,904 --> 00:26:30,804
♪ 'cause baby girl's a queen
521
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,704
Do me a favor, will you?
522
00:26:33,204 --> 00:26:36,004
Lose the scotch.
It's barely noon.
523
00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:38,004
♪ she's at the bottom
of that bottle ♪ ♪ hey
524
00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:40,504
♪ she's only one more swallow
♪ hey
525
00:26:42,804 --> 00:26:44,269
Serena, i really need
to talk to you.
526
00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:46,702
Actually, i need to talk to you,
which means you can listen.
527
00:26:46,804 --> 00:26:48,804
Nate, you told blair.
What were you thinking?
528
00:26:48,904 --> 00:26:50,804
Look, i want to explain.
Excuse me.
529
00:26:50,839 --> 00:26:52,704
Sorry.
530
00:26:54,204 --> 00:26:54,769
We can't talk here.
531
00:26:54,804 --> 00:26:56,804
What,
where blair might see us?
532
00:26:57,004 --> 00:26:59,504
Meet me in chuck's suite. I'm
not sneaking around with you.
533
00:26:59,539 --> 00:27:01,404
Please. Just to talk.
534
00:27:07,404 --> 00:27:07,869
Ten minutes.
535
00:27:07,904 --> 00:27:09,181
I'll meet you up there.
536
00:27:11,104 --> 00:27:12,632
You look beautiful,
as always.
537
00:27:13,004 --> 00:27:14,218
Where's your lovely mother
today?
538
00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:17,897
Paris. Must be some drama
at the atelier.
539
00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:19,704
Oh, nothing too dramatic,
i hope.
540
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,369
Her line is doing very well.
541
00:27:21,404 --> 00:27:23,904
I was just telling my firm what
a great investment she'd make.
542
00:27:24,104 --> 00:27:25,969
She's really going places.
543
00:27:26,004 --> 00:27:28,556
Hopefully places
far, far away.
544
00:27:29,904 --> 00:27:30,717
Just kidding.
545
00:27:31,204 --> 00:27:33,782
Hey. Let me get you a refill.
I'll be right back.
546
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,838
I'll go with you.
Excuse us.
547
00:27:36,804 --> 00:27:37,670
♪ oh, no
548
00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:40,604
Blair seems happy.
It looks like, uh,
549
00:27:40,704 --> 00:27:42,904
You're taking care
of business, as discussed.
550
00:27:42,939 --> 00:27:45,104
Dad, not everything in life's
a business deal.
551
00:27:45,904 --> 00:27:47,469
Come talk to me
in thirty years.
552
00:27:47,504 --> 00:27:49,404
I want to introduce
you to timothy good. Hi.
553
00:27:49,704 --> 00:27:52,404
His firm has got some really interesting
summer internships. Nice to meet you.
554
00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:56,420
♪ she's only one more swallow
♪ hey
555
00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:59,736
♪ from being oh, so hollow
♪ hey, hey
556
00:27:59,904 --> 00:28:01,620
I can't believe serena
came to this brunch.
557
00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:05,304
I told her to stay away.
558
00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:08,904
You worried about nate?
559
00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:10,921
♪ and bow out gracefully
560
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,904
Just a shot in the dark.
561
00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:15,205
I think you know what you need
to do to get his attention.
562
00:28:16,504 --> 00:28:18,904
And what's that?
The key to my suite,
563
00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:21,304
Nate's heart
and your future happiness.
564
00:28:23,604 --> 00:28:26,069
♪ and bow out gracefully
565
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:27,904
I'm honored to be playing
even a small role
566
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:28,969
In your deflowering.
567
00:28:29,004 --> 00:28:31,770
You're disgusting.
Yes, i am, so why be shy?
568
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,604
Just grab nate
and finish this.
569
00:28:34,704 --> 00:28:36,304
Report back with details.
570
00:28:36,504 --> 00:28:38,069
♪ oh, no
♪ hey
571
00:28:38,104 --> 00:28:39,904
♪ she's at the bottom
572
00:28:39,939 --> 00:28:41,669
Nice to meet you. Dad.
573
00:28:41,704 --> 00:28:44,069
Hey, can i get you a drink?
574
00:28:44,104 --> 00:28:45,604
What are you doing right now?
Uh, well, i was just gonna-
575
00:28:45,639 --> 00:28:47,604
How about me?
Um...
576
00:28:49,204 --> 00:28:50,604
what, you have
a better offer or...
577
00:28:50,639 --> 00:28:53,504
no, of course not.
Yeah?
578
00:28:53,539 --> 00:28:54,504
Uh, now?
579
00:28:55,004 --> 00:28:56,827
Now. Now.
580
00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,504
♪ swallow
♪ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
581
00:29:03,304 --> 00:29:04,869
Mmm.
Where are we going?
582
00:29:04,904 --> 00:29:06,683
I got us the best room
in the whole place.
583
00:29:11,104 --> 00:29:12,904
Wait, this is chuck's suite. Nate.
584
00:29:14,104 --> 00:29:14,834
Serena?
585
00:29:16,204 --> 00:29:16,986
Blair.
586
00:29:17,604 --> 00:29:19,169
Spotted-N. And b.
587
00:29:19,204 --> 00:29:22,043
Hot and heavy in the halls
of the palace hotel,
588
00:29:22,204 --> 00:29:24,404
Only to find s.
Already waiting.
589
00:29:24,439 --> 00:29:26,604
Sparks were flying for sure,
590
00:29:26,704 --> 00:29:28,704
But will it be a 3-Way
591
00:29:29,604 --> 00:29:30,661
Or d-Day?
592
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:35,304
What is she doing here?
I was meeting nate.
593
00:29:35,704 --> 00:29:37,069
Just to talk, i swear. You said
you'd never speak to her again.
594
00:29:37,104 --> 00:29:41,903
You said that? Why would you say
that? Because you can't be trusted.
595
00:29:41,904 --> 00:29:43,769
It's not serena's fault.
Do not defend her.
596
00:29:43,804 --> 00:29:46,504
I asked her to come. Oh. Oh,
so you do want to talk to her.
597
00:29:46,539 --> 00:29:49,104
Yes, to explain
why i'm not talking to her.
598
00:29:51,304 --> 00:29:52,369
Maybe i'll leave you two
599
00:29:52,404 --> 00:29:53,869
To finish that fascinating
conversation.
600
00:29:53,904 --> 00:29:56,904
Oh, no, no. I'll go. Let you
guys get back to your quickie.
601
00:29:56,939 --> 00:29:58,269
It wasn't a quickie.
602
00:29:58,304 --> 00:30:01,487
Sex is actually kind of
a big deal to some of us.
603
00:30:01,522 --> 00:30:04,671
Oh, yeah, i can see that.
Chuck's bed? Very romantic.
604
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,473
Classy, too.
605
00:30:07,004 --> 00:30:08,604
Oh, like you?
606
00:30:08,904 --> 00:30:10,869
I'll bet your new friend dan
607
00:30:10,904 --> 00:30:13,304
Would love to hear
all about how classy you are.
608
00:30:13,339 --> 00:30:15,004
Dan? What...
609
00:30:15,804 --> 00:30:17,830
what, you really think she
would tell him? It's blair.
610
00:30:18,704 --> 00:30:21,704
I can't believe you told her. You
just expected me to keep it a secret?
611
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,904
Yes, nate. There's nothing wrong
with keeping a secret
612
00:30:25,204 --> 00:30:27,504
If the truth is gonna hurt
someone. That's a hell of a way
613
00:30:27,539 --> 00:30:29,504
Oh, i'm sorry. I didn't
realize all of a sudden
614
00:30:30,004 --> 00:30:32,004
You're the most honest guy
on the planet.
615
00:30:35,604 --> 00:30:36,869
Well, it just seems to me
that you're the one
616
00:30:36,904 --> 00:30:38,404
That doesn't want to be seen
together in public. No, i do want
617
00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:42,087
I just don't want to see you
with anyone else.
618
00:30:42,504 --> 00:30:44,869
Tell your harem
of shopgirls and models
619
00:30:44,904 --> 00:30:48,604
That you're seeing someone. I am, but
those conversations take a little time.
620
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:51,105
Well, they've got nothing
but time, bart. They're 25.
621
00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:55,122
Excuse me.
622
00:30:59,504 --> 00:31:00,545
Dan, wait
623
00:31:00,804 --> 00:31:03,704
Look, i really don't appreciate
your lurking in the shadows,
624
00:31:03,739 --> 00:31:05,704
Eavesdropping
on my private conversation.
625
00:31:06,004 --> 00:31:09,154
What? No. No, no, i wasn't.
I was looking for serena.
626
00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:12,305
Well, i don't see her.
Do you? No, which is why?
627
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,469
I don't know
what you're doing here
628
00:31:14,504 --> 00:31:17,404
Or what you think you heard...
nothing. I heard nothing.
629
00:31:17,439 --> 00:31:19,804
But serena doesn't know.
630
00:31:22,404 --> 00:31:23,569
And neither do i, okay?
631
00:31:23,604 --> 00:31:26,004
So now if you'll excuse me,
i'm gonna go back inside,
632
00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:28,404
Not tell anyone a thing
and mind my own business.
633
00:31:30,204 --> 00:31:33,469
♪ so if you feel me,
let me know,w, kw ♪
634
00:31:33,504 --> 00:31:37,104
♪ come on now, what you
waiting for, for, for? ♪
635
00:31:37,304 --> 00:31:41,004
♪ my engine's ready
to explode, explode, explode ♪
636
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:43,712
♪ so start me up
and watch me go, go, go ♪
637
00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:44,861
Dan.
638
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:48,369
Hi. I'm blair waldorf,
serena's friend.
639
00:31:48,404 --> 00:31:50,778
Oh, hey. Yeah, uh, do you
happen to know where she is?
640
00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:53,304
As a matter of fact, i do.
Blair.
641
00:31:53,904 --> 00:31:56,769
Serena, there you are. Uh, where were
you? She was waiting in a hotel room
642
00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,869
To talk. About why we weren't talking.
643
00:31:59,904 --> 00:32:02,704
That doesn't sound any smarter the
second time. Why weren't you talking?
644
00:32:04,804 --> 00:32:05,869
Does this have
anything to do with
645
00:32:05,904 --> 00:32:07,569
Why you were waiting for serena
this morning? You were what?
646
00:32:07,604 --> 00:32:11,906
And here i thought you were
waiting for me. Oh, exactly what?
647
00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:15,704
Now what is going on here?
We were just getting into that.
648
00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:20,798
Blair, please, don't do this.
Sorry. Oh, do you wanna tell him?
649
00:32:21,604 --> 00:32:23,569
I'll tell him.
You know?
650
00:32:23,604 --> 00:32:25,668
I know everything. And
apparently, i know nothing.
651
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:30,804
Look, dan, it-It was a long time
ago, and i regret it. Look, serena,
652
00:32:30,839 --> 00:32:32,904
Stop trying to pretend
you're a good girl.
653
00:32:33,504 --> 00:32:35,404
So you slept with
your best friend's boyfriend.
654
00:32:35,439 --> 00:32:37,047
I kind of admire you
for it.
655
00:32:41,504 --> 00:32:42,197
Is that true?
656
00:32:45,704 --> 00:32:49,338
Well, then she ran away
and lied about it.
657
00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:56,504
I just thought you should know
before you fall head over heels
658
00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:58,804
For your perfect girl
and her perfect world,
659
00:32:59,204 --> 00:33:00,269
And then get left all alone
660
00:33:00,304 --> 00:33:03,023
With no one but your cabbage
patch kid. Cabbage patch?
661
00:33:03,406 --> 00:33:05,887
Did you talk to my sister?
Ah, yes, little jenny.
662
00:33:06,604 --> 00:33:09,504
I do believe she and i
have some unfinished business.
663
00:33:13,604 --> 00:33:14,869
You stay away from her.
664
00:33:14,904 --> 00:33:18,313
Poor daniel. So little time,
so many sluts to defend.
665
00:33:31,804 --> 00:33:33,868
It's fine. It's fine.
Everyone can stop looking.
666
00:33:35,004 --> 00:33:37,304
He's a jerk...
667
00:33:38,004 --> 00:33:40,304
but it's my fault,
and-And i'm leaving.
668
00:33:40,339 --> 00:33:41,269
I- I'll go with you.
669
00:33:41,304 --> 00:33:42,594
Actually,
i'd prefer if you didn't.
670
00:33:46,504 --> 00:33:48,654
Hope you're happy.
671
00:33:48,689 --> 00:33:50,804
Not even close.
672
00:34:00,704 --> 00:34:02,005
Looks like
it's just you and me.
673
00:34:04,004 --> 00:34:05,854
Apparently,
my room is available.
674
00:34:05,889 --> 00:34:07,704
♪ shut up and drive,
drive, drive ♪
675
00:34:07,904 --> 00:34:09,969
Some might call this
a "fustercluck,"
676
00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:13,678
But on the upper east side,
we call it sunday afternoon.
677
00:34:15,604 --> 00:34:18,504
Dan, wait. I'm so sorry. There's no
- There's no need to be.
678
00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:21,071
Really, i shouldn't have come
here today. I made a mistake.
679
00:34:21,106 --> 00:34:23,604
No, you didn't. Look, i'm sorry
about blair and chuck-
680
00:34:23,904 --> 00:34:25,804
It's not about
blair or chuck.
681
00:34:26,004 --> 00:34:27,669
I mean, it is,
but it's-It's not just them.
682
00:34:27,704 --> 00:34:31,379
No, i know. Trust me, i know.
This world-It-It's crazy.
683
00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,104
Yeah, it-It is...
684
00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:35,904
and you're a part of it.
685
00:34:36,304 --> 00:34:39,304
What, and you didn't
know that?
686
00:34:40,504 --> 00:34:41,684
I don't know.
I- I thought you were different.
687
00:34:44,004 --> 00:34:46,164
Well, i'm sorry
i'm not who you thought i was,
688
00:34:48,704 --> 00:34:51,613
But what's happened
is in the past,
689
00:34:52,204 --> 00:34:54,959
You know, and all i can do
is try to change.
690
00:34:57,604 --> 00:34:58,819
But if you
can't accept that,
691
00:35:00,004 --> 00:35:02,016
Then, you know, you're
not who i thought you were.
692
00:35:08,304 --> 00:35:11,004
Well, i guess
we both made mistakes.
693
00:35:34,304 --> 00:35:36,904
Hi. Hey, jen said you
went looking for serena.
694
00:35:36,939 --> 00:35:37,869
Did you find her?
695
00:35:37,904 --> 00:35:41,424
Mm. Yeah, yeah, i found her,
and, uh, and then i lost her.
696
00:35:44,104 --> 00:35:46,369
Oh, uh, that's, uh...
697
00:35:46,404 --> 00:35:48,704
it's fine. It's fine.
Really, it's all for the best.
698
00:35:48,804 --> 00:35:51,844
Serena and her friends
and her family...
699
00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:54,504
her whole world...
700
00:35:55,004 --> 00:35:57,904
turns out it wasn't for me.
701
00:36:01,804 --> 00:36:04,269
Wait, dan. What happened?
702
00:36:04,304 --> 00:36:06,604
Did you tell blair waldorf
about cedric?
703
00:36:07,504 --> 00:36:08,508
I...
704
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:13,869
it may have come up.
705
00:36:13,904 --> 00:36:15,804
You can't trust
these people, jen.
706
00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:17,904
Don't tell 'em anything.
707
00:36:19,504 --> 00:36:20,830
They're nice flowers.
708
00:36:22,104 --> 00:36:23,095
They're hydrangeas.
709
00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:29,969
Look, blair,
710
00:36:30,004 --> 00:36:32,334
Either you try
to forgive me and move on...
711
00:36:35,004 --> 00:36:35,916
or we end it.
712
00:36:53,904 --> 00:36:56,069
♪ the faces all around me
713
00:36:56,104 --> 00:36:59,404
♪ they don't smile,
they just crack ♪
714
00:36:59,439 --> 00:37:01,904
♪ waiting for our ship to come
715
00:37:02,004 --> 00:37:04,604
♪ but our ship's
not coming back ♪
716
00:37:04,704 --> 00:37:08,304
Well, serena's mystery man
is a mystery no longer.
717
00:37:08,404 --> 00:37:11,204
His name is... oh, who cares?
718
00:37:11,304 --> 00:37:14,838
Now that he and s. Are over,
so are his 15 minutes.
719
00:37:16,204 --> 00:37:17,169
But his sister jenny
720
00:37:17,204 --> 00:37:20,604
Was spotted with a new dress...
gifted from blair herself.
721
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,704
Everyone knows
an eleanor original
722
00:37:22,804 --> 00:37:25,904
Is the uniform
of b. 'S private army.
723
00:37:26,304 --> 00:37:28,504
But will j. Be a loyal soldier
724
00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:31,204
Or will she side
with s. 'S rebel forces?
725
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,104
And as for s. Herself,
726
00:37:33,604 --> 00:37:36,604
We hear that she left
today's brunch with nofriends,
727
00:37:37,104 --> 00:37:39,598
No boy
and nowhere left to run.
728
00:37:40,404 --> 00:37:45,763
♪ so give me something
to believe ♪
729
00:37:45,798 --> 00:37:51,122
♪ 'cause i am living
just to breathe ♪
730
00:37:51,804 --> 00:37:54,154
♪ and i need something more
731
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,504
♪ to keep on breathing for
732
00:37:57,804 --> 00:38:03,104
♪ so give me something
to believe ♪
733
00:38:15,004 --> 00:38:16,854
It looks like
the ultimate insider
734
00:38:16,889 --> 00:38:18,704
Has become a total outsider.
735
00:38:19,104 --> 00:38:21,269
It's your move, serena,
736
00:38:21,304 --> 00:38:23,504
And you know
who will be watching-
737
00:38:23,539 --> 00:38:25,904
Gossip girl.
738
00:38:38,104 --> 00:38:49,770
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