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Bullock:
In the sprawling dark of night,
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when all is still...
that's when it can be heard --
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The Hum...
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[ Droning hum ]
...a ceaseless, enigmatic tone,
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heard only by a gifted few,
its origin unknown.
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Electromagnetic energy?
[ Thunder rumbling ]
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Alien transmission?
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Perhaps the echoes of some
distant alternate dimension.
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Perhaps even the sound
of our very doom.
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[ Humming continues ]
If you ask me...
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I don't care.
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Because I prefer the hum...
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[ Engine revs, tires screech ]
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...of my tricked-out
IROC Z28!
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♪ Unskinny bop ♪
Whoo-hoo!
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♪ Just blows me away ♪
Whoo-hoo!
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Bullock:
Enjoy the show, my babies!
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♪ All night and day ♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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[ Droning hum,
insects chirping ]
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[ Chewing noisily ]
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Steve, I'm gonna tell you
the same thing
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I said to Jackie Collins
that one time --
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No writing at the table
on barbecue chicken night.
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Sorry.
I'm just trying to decide
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which school work-study program
to choose.
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It's either apprentice
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under weatherman Memphis
Stormfront at Channel 3 News
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or Buckle at his urology clinic.
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Sounds like either way you're
gonna be dealing with drips.
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Pa-dum, shh!
[ Gasps ]
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But which one guarantees me
a good grade?
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Which one is certain to put me
on the path to success?
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Oh, Steve, no one knows for
certain what the future holds.
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I just don't want to end up
being one of those losers
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who lives with their parents
as an adult.
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Hey!
Sorry. No, no.
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W-What I mean is I don't want to
be one of those poor dopes
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who lives their whole, sad life
in the town they grew up in.
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Hey!
So what, you're too good
for us now?
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No! I love you guys!
I do!
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It's just...I guess I've always
seen more for myself than,
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you know...this.
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Hm.
Hm.
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I feel ya, Steve.
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Big dreamers
like you and me,
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we got to spread
our golden wings.
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One day, we hit that open road
and never look back.
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Actually, Dad,
when I say "this"...
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that includes you.
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[ Gasps ]
Roger, quick!
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Bring the fainting
divan!
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Sorry, Stan.
Already in use.
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'Cause one of my personas just
received some shocking news.
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Everybody look the other way
for a second.
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No.
I already changed anyway.
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Walt Whipman,
whip-crack session musician.
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I provide the whip-crack sounds
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for the many kinds of music
that require them --
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"Rawhide"-style
TV Western themes,
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Devo cover bands,
and the list goes on and on.
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Unfortunately, I earned
something of a reputation
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back in the day
for heavy drinking, shaky hands,
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and always accidentally whipping
my fellow musicians in the face.
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Anyway, I just heard
my old musician pal Roscoe
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is now a big-shot producer
in Nashville,
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which obviously means
that it is...comeback time!
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Why is there an ice cream scoop
in my whip holster?
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Can we please get back
to my real problem here?
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Which one of these work-studies
is the right choice?
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Oh, now you're looking
for advice
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from your
horrible family?
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Seriously.
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Just flip a coin,
why don't you?
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[ Sighs ]
Maybe that's all I can do.
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Does anybody else
hear that hum?
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Well,
here goes nothing...
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Looks like I'll be taking
my talents to Channel 3.
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Great, okay, whatever.
Now...
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who's coming with me
on my journey of redemption?
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Look...
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Up.
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Pack your shit.
We're going to Nashville.
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[ TV theme plays ]
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And over there is our star
anchor, Greg Corbin.
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Oh, we're
actually neighbors.
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Hi, Mr. Corbin!
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Me, though,
I'm an open book.
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You wanna know anything
about me, just ask.
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Well, one thing
I have always wondered...
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Is Memphis Stormfront
your real name?
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh my, no.
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I sure would've been
a born weatherman
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if my name was really
Memphis Stormfront.
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So what is
your real name?
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Toledo Tornado.
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I changed it so no one
would find out I'm...
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[Whispers] ...Italian.
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Now whaddya
wanna see next?
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Oh, how about
the Doppler?
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The Doppler?
Yeah, the Doppler 12,000.
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It's up on
the roof, righ--?
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Who told you about
the Doppler?
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The...announcer
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at the beginning
of every news broadcas--
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I don't have time right now.
It's actually pretty boring.
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It's a safety hazard.
The Doppler's off-limits.
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So just get the hell off
my back about it, okay?
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Don't mind him.
Ahh!
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He's weird about
that Doppler.
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Oh, hey.
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W--What's your name?
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Gassup E. Piye.
[ "Gossipy P.A." ]
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French-Danish...?
No.
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Memphis has been
on edge lately.
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Probably because his forecast
accuracy has been way down.
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And he knows
he's on thin ice.
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Poor Memphis.
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More like
poor you!
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Because if Memphis gets the axe,
so does your work-study program.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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And it's too late to switch
to Buckle's urology clinic,
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because Barry already
took that spot.
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That's right.
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I'm aware of Barry!
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Buh-byeeeeeeeee.
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Ahh! Stairs!
[ Clattering ]
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Ow! Ooh!
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Oh! Ow! Ernngh!
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That's gotta hurt.
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Get away from me!
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And now we turn to
the weather.
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What've you got for us,
Memph?
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Cold, Greg, and lots of it.
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Perfect conditions
for tomorrow's first ever
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Langley Classic
Outdoor Hockey Invitational.
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So pack an extra set of clamps,
'cause it's gonna be nippy.
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The entire starting lineup
of the Roanoke Ice Wasps
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is dead because
of your faulty forecast!
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And I had thirty bucks
on that game, Toledo.
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Mannaggia dio!
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The late, great Dickie Dobbins
never had this kind of trouble.
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Using the very same
Doppler as you, I might add.
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You leave the Doppler
out of this!
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You screw up just one
more time, and you'll be --
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Does anyone else hear
that humming sound?
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No? Nobody?
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Out on your ass!
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Ha-cha!
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You're gonna fire me,
old man?
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Well how 'bout
I wick-ah wick-ah!
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How 'bout that?
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Mr. Stormfront,
do you think
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after all these
wrong forecasts,
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maybe we should
check out the Doppler
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to make sure
it's working right?
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The Doppler is fine!
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Hey, check this out.
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Roundhouse!
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Ooh! Ow.
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It's just, I really don't want
to lose this work-study --
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Shhh.
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Iss's lissning!
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[Slurring] Ssay away from
the Bloppler, kid.
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Stay...
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away...
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Screw this.
I'm checking it out.
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The Doppler's not
even plugged in
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to the station's
computer system.
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He hasn't been using it at all.
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Alright,
nothing too out of the...
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[ Gasp! ]
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♪♪
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[ Baby cries ]
[ Applause ]
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Oh, my God.
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That thing doesn't
forecast the weather.
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It shows...
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the future.
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Then again,
I'm pretty sure I saw
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Snot winning Prom King
in there,
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so maybe it's just
a bunch of random B.S.
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Sure, it was all just part
of a cruel prank
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planned by
the popular kids --
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and, I have reason to believe,
some of the teachers --
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but I'm still just
absolutely over the moon!
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[ Thump! ]
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♪♪
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Memphis: Ssay away from
the Bloppler, kid.
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What could be so dangerous
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about takin' a little peep
into the ol' futuro?
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♪♪
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Wh-- is this...
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the mayor's mansion?
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This is...
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tomorrow.
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Delilah, darling!
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I have grand news!
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The Sharks are going
to the championship!
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The game was such a rout
that I left early and --
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What??
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Coach Trey?
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My best friend?!
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Jimmy, it's not
what it looks like!
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We're not just resting
in bed together.
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Until a few seconds ago
we were having sex, too.
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[ Crying ]
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You'll pay for this,
cuckolder!
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Just bear with me
one sec.
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Delilah: Jimmuh!
Jimmuh, baybuh, please.
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Stop and think!
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Oh Jimmuh, baybuh.
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It didn't mean nothin'!
Please!
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Look at my neck,
it's pleading with you!
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Baby, we can talk
about this, Jimmuh!
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You don't wanna do this,
Jimmy!
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[ Overlapping pleading ]
[ Screams ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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Oh, my God!
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I have to do something!
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Incredible tip on that
playoff blowout, Steve.
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That's just the kind of thing
that can earn a boy
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an A plus on his work-study,
if you catch my meaning.
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Wink!
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Wink wink wink!
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[ Western music playing ]
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Roscoe, thank you so much
for agreeing to meet me here.
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I...didn't.
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You and your...
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boyfriend?
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Followed me in here.
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Well, you're looking great,
I'll tell you that.
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Except for that...
yuck, on your face.
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What happened there?
You...
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whipped me,
many years ago --
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Oh, God, I was hoping
not to talk shop,
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but since
you brought it up,
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I'm guessing you've seen my ad
in the country music trades?
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Dammit. That's supposed to
say "whip crack."
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Well, I was pretty drunk
when I ordered the ad.
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But I've cleaned up
since then,
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and now I'm totally sober
and ready to lick crack.
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You know what
I mean.
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Listen, Walt, now I am
about to record
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a new Rawhide-style
TV Western theme,
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and am in desperate
need of a whip man,
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but it's just...
all those faces you whipped.
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Now you listen to me,
Race Car.
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You have to give
this man another shot.
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Without second chances,
where would any of us be?
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[ Patriotic music playing
in background ]
Didn't America give the South
a second chance
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after the Civil War?
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Sure, that one turned out
to be a huge mistake,
254
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:22,855
but the point still stands,
and that point is...
255
00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:24,989
Something about Roger?
256
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,191
Walt.
257
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,059
Whipman.
258
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,660
Whipcrack session
musician.
259
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:32,397
Alright,
I'll give you one shot.
260
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,333
Say, you fellas hear that
strange kinda humming sound?
261
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,668
No.
262
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,238
Here, would you mind covering
your face up with this napkin?
263
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,940
♪♪
264
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,609
Day after day, just
one hot sports tip
265
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,545
and news scoop
after another.
266
00:10:46,547 --> 00:10:47,880
And now I'm rich!
267
00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:49,882
Rich as
Sir Topham Hatt!
268
00:10:49,884 --> 00:10:52,084
How do you do it,
Steven?
269
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,151
Heh.
270
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,420
J--Just lucky, I guess.
Here.
271
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,756
Help yourself to
a Todd McFarlane figurine.
272
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,692
Oh,
don't mind if I d-- ohhh.
273
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:06,231
♪♪
274
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,633
Are you alright?
275
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:11,636
Yeah, just a little...
276
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,105
black ooze.
277
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,840
[ Snorts ]
278
00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:19,844
Memphis: You've been using it,
haven't you?
279
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,246
[ Gasp! ]
280
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,314
Haven't you?
281
00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:25,918
Do you have any idea what forces
you're tampering with?
282
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,386
Forces of good...?
283
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,855
Why do you think I stopped
using the damn thing?
284
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,258
Well, you'll soon find out
for yourself
285
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:37,462
what it is to be both terrified
and enthralled by it,
286
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,198
to despise and desire it.
287
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:45,404
You inside of it
and it inside of you.
288
00:11:45,406 --> 00:11:47,339
I gotta go.
289
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:50,342
Oh, Mommy, oh, Mommy, oh, Mommy.
Here I come, Mommy!
290
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,611
And now our very own
Memphis Stormfront
291
00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:54,679
joins us with a look
at the weekend weather.
292
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,014
Memph?
293
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,217
Not all that is old
was once young.
294
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,687
Not all that's forgotten
is gone.
295
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:07,892
The nameless one,
dreaming of fire, but slumbers,
296
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:12,497
to awaken some cursed,
blood-wrought dawn.
297
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,698
[ Chuckles ]
298
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,033
Sounds like it's gonna be
a hot one.
299
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,701
Stay kooky, Memphis.
300
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:20,238
Okay, clearly I should not be
tampering with that Doppler.
301
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,373
Well, yeah.
302
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:24,309
Besides, I'm pretty sure
I've got that A
303
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,311
on my work-study
locked up already,
304
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:31,115
so I am never using
the Doppler again.
305
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,985
Right after one teensy
little look-see
306
00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:36,188
to make sure
it's an A plus.
307
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,524
♪♪
308
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,993
♪♪
309
00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:42,594
[ Screaming ]
310
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,596
[ Roar! ]
311
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:48,667
♪♪
312
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:51,269
Oh, God, my family!
313
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,937
No!
314
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,873
Noooooooo!
315
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,941
Do you mind?
316
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,211
Are you
enjoying the show?
317
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,879
[ Whistling ]
318
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:05,250
No, God, nooooo!
319
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,556
Listen to me!
Please!
320
00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:12,224
Something terrible
is coming!
321
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,960
Oh, more terrible
than your family?
322
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,563
I'm sorry I hurt
your feelings, okay?
323
00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:20,832
But some kind of monster
is coming,
324
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,700
and it's gonna
kill us all!
325
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,502
[ Whistles ]
326
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,771
Please!
327
00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:28,841
We have to get out of here
and try to find someplace safe!
328
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,910
Ahh!
329
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,412
[ Door slams ]
330
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,518
He's gotta have something here
that explains the Doppler,
331
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,654
that monster, all of it.
332
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,856
Pornography,
pornography...
333
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,459
creepy ancient scroll,
pornography...
334
00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:50,862
Wait a minute!
335
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,799
Wow, an interview
with Adrien Brody.
336
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,867
I'll just save this
for later.
337
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,936
Wait a minute!
338
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,272
A creepy ancient scroll!
339
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,807
My pornography!
340
00:14:01,809 --> 00:14:04,142
And scroll.
341
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,077
Ahh!
342
00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:07,479
Mr. Stormfront!
Please, no!
343
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:08,947
Ahh!
344
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,282
[ Sighs ]
345
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:14,086
God, how I wish he'd never
left me that damned orb.
346
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:16,822
What is the Doppler,
really?
347
00:14:16,824 --> 00:14:18,890
It isn't
a Doppler at all.
348
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,559
It's some kind of ancient
alien instrument
349
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,431
that Dickie Dobbins found buried
deep beneath the Mojave Desert.
350
00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:28,366
It gave him the ability
to see the future --
351
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,437
the power
of absolute certainty.
352
00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:34,039
Mm, yeah, man's desire
for certainty.
353
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,373
Been kind of
a theme lately.
354
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,243
But in the end...
it killed him.
355
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,646
Are you sure he didn't
just die of being...
356
00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:42,380
you know, super old?
357
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,049
He was 32!
358
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,251
But that's what the thing
does to you.
359
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:49,121
Decays you.
Twists your soul.
360
00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:53,659
So much so that some even
come to want to summon...
361
00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:54,993
The creature.
362
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,462
What is it?
363
00:14:56,464 --> 00:15:00,532
It's a being so terrifying, it's
impossible to even describe.
364
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:04,670
Face of an eel,
arms like giant squids,
365
00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:09,941
classic dragon's body,
six wobbly baby giraffe legs,
366
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:14,746
standing an immeasurable
3,097 feet tall!
367
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,881
It is...
368
00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:19,417
B'thazalom,
the Nameless One!
369
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,488
The Nameless One's name
is B'thazalom?
370
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:25,891
Please don't be a dick
about this, okay?
371
00:15:25,893 --> 00:15:27,359
Oh, my God.
372
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,695
The Doppler
and the monster...
373
00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,163
B'thazalom
the Nameless.
374
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,298
Uh-huh.
They're linked.
375
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,102
The Doppler has been sending out
these vibrations to it,
376
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,636
waking it up.
377
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,705
I'm impressed.
378
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,439
You're scroll-reading
at a twelfth-grade level.
379
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,043
So the only way to make
certain it stays buried
380
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,379
is to destroy
the Doppler.
381
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,647
Roger sure would've been
handy to have around
382
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,316
for all this
cosmic crap.
383
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,919
He better be doing
something really important.
384
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:56,255
[ Western music playing ]
385
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,860
♪ Racin', pacin', chasin' ♪
386
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,329
♪ Make those dogies hasten ♪
387
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,332
♪ Though your chaps
are chafin' ♪
388
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,934
♪ Gotta bring those
heifers home ♪
389
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:14,139
♪ Cow driiive ♪
390
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:19,411
♪ Cow driiive ♪
391
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,946
♪ Take 'em in,
turn 'em out ♪
392
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:22,147
♪ Round 'em up,
rub 'em down ♪
393
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,415
♪ Take it off,
make 'em shout ♪
394
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,816
♪ Bring a friend,
go to town ♪
395
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:29,955
♪ Cow driiiiiiiiii... ♪
396
00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:34,960
♪ Cow driiiiiiiiii... ♪
397
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,295
[ Mooing ]
398
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,831
♪ ...iiiiive ♪
399
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,166
Whip crack!
400
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,101
Oh, crap!
Damn it!
401
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,638
Alright, just download an mp3
of a whip and let's go home.
402
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,907
Wait, no, I can do this!
403
00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:50,175
[ Screams ]
404
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,777
[ Whip cracking, screaming ]
405
00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,178
[ Moo! ]
406
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,115
Ahh!
407
00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:59,918
♪♪
408
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,654
[ Groan! ]
409
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:03,989
Ahh!
410
00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:05,857
It's defending itself,
Steve!
411
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,795
Blasting your mind with the most
horrible things imaginable!
412
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,863
Ahh!
413
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,933
♪♪
414
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,134
Ahh!
415
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,803
[ Creak! ]
416
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:20,672
[ Groan! ]
417
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:24,276
[ Crash! ]
418
00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:26,011
It's all over.
419
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:30,148
You don't know
how right you are.
420
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,417
No.
421
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:33,751
You had it wrong,
Steve.
422
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,622
The orb wasn't waking
the Nameless One.
423
00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:40,292
It was the only thing
keeping it asleep.
424
00:17:40,294 --> 00:17:43,361
I never was able to bring myself
to destroy it,
425
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,096
but then it showed me...
426
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,500
It showed me that
you would do it for me.
427
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:54,039
And now, thanks to you,
B'thazalom rises!
428
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,975
[ Dramatic music plays ]
429
00:17:56,977 --> 00:18:00,245
[ Roar! ]
430
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,779
Aw, [bleep] A!
431
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,650
You gotta admit,
that's sick as hell.
432
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:07,786
[ Roar! ]
433
00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:09,855
What have I done?
434
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:14,192
[ Roaring ]
435
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:18,730
♪♪
436
00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:21,733
[ Cackles ]
437
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:26,204
There's only one true certainty
in this world, Steve --
438
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,675
that eventually,
it must end!
439
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,477
Why, Mr. Stormfront?
440
00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,479
What's in
all this for you?
441
00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:37,949
Well, I assume I'll be rewarded
with mighty cosmic power --
442
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,551
[ Splat! ]
443
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,153
Ahh!
444
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,155
[ Screaming ]
445
00:18:43,157 --> 00:18:45,223
[ Roar! ]
446
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:49,161
♪♪
447
00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:50,762
[ Screaming in distance ]
448
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:54,900
Natalie, what in the heck
is all that racket out there?
449
00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:57,035
Some kind of behemoth
from beyond time and space,
450
00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:58,370
Dr. Buckle.
451
00:18:58,372 --> 00:19:00,906
Oh,
for the love of Pete...
452
00:19:00,908 --> 00:19:03,108
[ Screaming ]
453
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,976
[ Splat! ]
454
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,579
[ Sirens wail in distance ]
455
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,716
[ Gasping breath ]
456
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,984
♪♪
457
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,721
Oh, thank God!
I'm not too late.
458
00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:18,424
[ Roar! ]
459
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,193
Nooooo!
460
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:22,594
[ Tires squeal ]
461
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,262
Steve, get in!
462
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,663
You're alive!
463
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,199
Yeah, after you said
all that crazy stuff,
464
00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:29,401
we decided to pack up the car,
just in case.
465
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:31,469
And when we didn't find you
at the TV station --
466
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,405
You came back here
to look for me?
467
00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:36,674
Of course we did.
We're your family.
468
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,478
And that's the one thing
you can always be certain of.
469
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,948
I actually voted
to leave you behind.
470
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,650
[ Tires squeal ]
471
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,486
Oh, God, it's horrible!
472
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,622
My whipping comeback
went horrible!
473
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,689
Hang on, gang.
474
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,691
The world may be ending,
but the Smiths
475
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,162
will always live on
to have further adventures.
476
00:19:57,164 --> 00:20:00,899
[ Roar! ]
477
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,901
Or maybe not.
478
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:04,169
It's too late.
479
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:06,104
This really is
the end...
480
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,573
of...
481
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:10,108
everything.
482
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:14,580
[ Roar! ]
483
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:18,183
[ Humming sound in distance ]
484
00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:26,858
♪♪
485
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:30,729
[ Humming getting louder ]
486
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:35,801
♪♪
487
00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:40,272
♪♪
488
00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:42,474
Does anybody else
hear that hum?
489
00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:44,877
Well,
here goes nothing.
490
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,214
Looks like I'll be
taking my talents
491
00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:54,419
to the Buckle Group's Cash
Only Walk-In Urology Center.
492
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,956
I mean, but c'mon.
You gotta do Channel 3.
493
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,692
Buh-bye. See you soon.