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♪ Nutri-Grain bar
and a Mountain Dew ♪
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♪ Nutri-Grain bar
and a Mountain Dew ♪
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♪ Nutri-Grain bar
and a Mountain Dew ♪
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[ Farts ]
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It's my goldfish's
birthday.
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I should be having the time
of my life, but I'm troubled.
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I don't think Klaus's boys
are having a very good time.
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I know!
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Big Ed is being
a little quiet.
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Courtney has barely
touched his blunt.
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And Vance hasn't thrown a single
bottle cap in my cleavage.
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Something is off.
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I haven't had one fart
cupped and thrown at me.
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[ Farts ]
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They're just
farting normals.
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[ Grunting ]
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Hey, Klaus,
do you think maybe
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someone else
could get a turn?
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No way!
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No one is touching this piñata
but me!
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I know it sounds crazy, but does
Klaus not know how to share?
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[ Chain saw revs ]
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Skittles!
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Stay back!
This candy is all mine!
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We spent months
planning this party,
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and Klaus is ruining it
by being Klaus!
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Let's do the cake.
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That's good,
his boys love cake.
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Who wants cake?!
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Put away those plates.
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This is just for me,
thank you very much.
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It's my birthday
and my cake.
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Klaus, you're not gonna eat
this whole cake.
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Oh, yeah?
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[ Munching ]
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[ Gags ]
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This is especially hard
because I hate confetti cake.
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[ Gags ]
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Courtney, I cannot believe
this is your favorite.
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Don't go, boys!
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I was just about to bring out
the bong decorating station!
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Together:
Naw, son.
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Uh-oh.
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You know the boys say "sup"
when they're happy?
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"Naw, son"
is the exact opposite.
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Naw, son!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good -- ♪
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Can't sleep?
Me neither.
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I'm just so damn worried
about Klaus and his boys!
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We can't sleep either.
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We're worried that Mr. Klaus
is gonna lose his boys!
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Did you know that Courtney
dis-invited Klaus
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to his daughter's
quinceañera?
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I did not know that.
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He's been so much less annoying
since his Tampa boys moved here.
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We have to teach Klaus
the importance of sharing
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before he loses them!
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And has to bring his electronic
drums back to the house.
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I can still hear him
not keeping beat.
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[ Piano playing ]
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I love how you've kept up
with your piano.
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How long has it been?
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600 years.
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And I'm finally gonna have
my first recital.
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Thing is,
like all musicians,
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I'm much better
when I don't take drugs.
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I need someone to make sure
I don't do any drugs this week.
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I'm your man.
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I've kept Toshi off bath salts
for almost six months.
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That's great. Let's celebrate
this arrangement.
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[ Bong shatters ]
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No way, no drugs.
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It's times like this I'm glad
I had Rogu install a...
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secret zip line!
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Aaaah!
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[ Thud ]
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Oooh.
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Rogu procrastinate.
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Sharing turns a regular meal
into an experience.
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With sharing, I can try a little
of Jeff's patatas bravas
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and Francine's calamari.
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And they can both taste
my balls!
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Dad, they're called
croquettes.
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So sharing is when you get less
of what you want
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because you're a chump--
sounds pretty stupid to me.
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Mr. Klaus, how can you not know
the value of sharing?
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Didn't you learn this stuff
on "Sesame Street"?
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I never watched
that Big Birdshit.
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Growing up in Germany,
we had a real kids show,
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"Gernot and Strudel."
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Well, they must've done
an episode about sharing.
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You would think so,
wouldn't you?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Ahh, gotta drain
the ol' lizard.
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Don't touch my grub,
hippies!
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Guys, this is great!
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All we have to do is find
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the "sharing" episode
of his stupid show!
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Easy-breezy-
tomato-soup-and-grilled-cheesy.
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I don't know, guys.
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Did you notice how he ominously
looked out that window
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when we brought up
the "sharing" episode?
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You're worried because...
he looked out a window?
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Why do you think
they make windows?
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Stop being weird, Hayley.
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Look at me!
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I'm looking through
the magic window!
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Oh, no,
now I have an ominous!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Doors open ]
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I know that look.
Roger's jonesing.
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What the?
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Baby carrots?
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Dr. Slippy's Lock Pick
& Switcharoo Carrots Kit.
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[ Ding! ]
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Oh, God,
his drums are back!
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I thought we had more
ti-i-i-ime!
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Here we go, I found a clip of
the "Gernot and Strudel" show.
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[ Drums playing ]
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Es ist Zeit,
die Show zu starten!
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German Wikipedia
or "Viko-pedia!"
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says the show takes place
in the "magical world
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of an old
coat hanger factory."
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Gernot is a worm
and the flawless leader.
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Worm boss.
Tight.
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Next there's Kommandant
Strudel Goofel-berry.
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A sassy hippo.
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[ Laughs ]
Is there another kind?
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Hayley: Then there's
a two-headed blob,
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Uschi and Booshi.
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Uschi represents the sadness
of the failed fall harvest.
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And Booshi represents
the brief moment of happiness
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that washes over you
before death.
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Finally there's a talking file
cabinet, Doctor Du-Du Dankers,
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who represents the perfection
of the organizational skills
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that every German
child dreams of,
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but nightmarishly
never achieves.
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[ Gasps ]
There's the episode on sharing!
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[ Clicks ]
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Huh, not available
for download.
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That's strange. That's the one
episode you can't download.
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Damn it!
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Why does God love kicking us
in the dick?!
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Well, if we can't
download the episode,
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I guess we'll just have to...
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perform it ourselves!
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Well,
it took three days,
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but I'm glad we finally heard
the end of your sentence!
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I must still be dreaming.
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Gernot,
is that really you?
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Check out this insane worm voice
I came up with.
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[ As Roger ]
This is no dream, Klaus.
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We're gonna teach you
how to share!
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No, Stan!
Nuh-uh.
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Oh, my God, you guys are doing
my favorite show!
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It's Gernot, Uschi, Booshi,
Strudel, and Du-Du!
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[ Goofy voice ]
It's good to see you too, Klaus!
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We're here to teach you
about sharing!
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Oh, don't be silly!
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You can't start with
the big lesson of the day.
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That's the end of the show.
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First you have to do
the opening song,
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then the numbers jamboree,
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the message from
the legislature
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about new
government regulations,
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the grammar gulag,
a reading of the crop yields,
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and the time
for undeserved spanking.
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[ Italian accent ] I can't-a
believe-a what I'm a-hearing.
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I a-guess we have to do
the whole show-a-ghetti.
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Why are you doing
an Italian accent?
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I can do a-Italy
or [Normal voice] I can do Jeff.
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Italy's good.
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[ Italian accent ]
No, Italy is-a the best!
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♪♪
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♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
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♪ Children are weak
and have very small brain ♪
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♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
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♪ Your body can be trained
to not feel pain ♪
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♪ The Ministry of Culture
has approved ♪
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♪ Your watching of this show ♪
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♪ If you catch your parents
with rock music ♪
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♪ Let the government know ♪
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♪ You'll work in a factory
till the day you die ♪
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♪ Tears are for the French,
you are not allowed to cry ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
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♪ Children are weak
and have very small brain ♪
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♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
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♪ Your body can be trained
to not feel pain ♪
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We near the end
of the show.
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And one step closer
to death's embrace.
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And that means it's time
for the lesson of the day!
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Strudel has had success
in the government lottery
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and has won a potato.
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I'm very hungry,
Strudel.
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May I share your potato?
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A-no you cannot-a.
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I'm a-greedy and I will not
a-share this potato with you.
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Mangia!
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I am dying.
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And now I am dead.
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Strudel, you Dummkopf!
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You should have
shared with him!
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Sharing is so important!
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I -- I understand now.
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I feel terrible for not sharing
in the past.
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I want to start sharing
right away!
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Water.
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Please, Jeff, allow me to share
my water with you.
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Drink, my boy.
Drink from my bowl.
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[ Gulping ]
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Lots of pulp
in this water.
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That's not pulp.
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We've had some
ups and downs,
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but you've kept me off drugs
for three days.
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And surprisingly I'm not
having any craaaviiings!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Aren't we going to keep
doing the show?
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Why? You already learned
how to share.
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Oh.
That's too bad.
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But I guess when the show's
over, it's over.
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Unless...
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the show must go on.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Laughs maniacally ]
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Uh, are we gonna talk
about that?
Talk about what?
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You didn't notice how Klaus
looked out the window and--
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Again with
this window business!
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Geez, Hayley,
broken record much?
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Didn't you hear him
laughing like --
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Now you're worried
because he laughed?
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He's got
a great sense of humor!
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Babe, give it a rest.
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You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
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Stan: What's going on?
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Francine: Ugh, the hell
did I drink last night?
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Hayley: Oof, my heads --
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wait, heads?
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Jeff: I feel strange.
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Where's the zipper?
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I can't get this thing off!
254
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,470
Wait, I think...
255
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:21,006
We've been turned
into puppets!
256
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,674
Damn it, I'm the worm.
257
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,609
At least you don't have
two heads!
258
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,211
Two heads
are better than one!
259
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,147
If one of them
isn't a shithead!
260
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:30,682
[ Gasps ]
261
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,484
Klaus!
Did you do this?
262
00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:35,821
I did!
And I have wonderful news.
263
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:39,290
You're all going to keep
doing the show for me!
264
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,826
Why don't we start with
one of the episodes
265
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,562
about properly cleaning
your butthole?
266
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,835
Smells like
Sup Bud in here.
267
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:50,969
What's Sup Bud?
268
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,438
Nothing, bud,
what's up with you?
269
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,239
Will you both shut up?!
270
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,374
How did you do this,
Klaus?
271
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,444
Dr. Weitzman
at the CIA did it.
272
00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:00,779
The CIA has
puppet technology?
273
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,248
Oh, yeah, the CIA is always
installing puppets,
274
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,516
all over the globe.
275
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,918
Fozzie Bear was the Shah of Iran
for seven years.
276
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,321
Klaus, we don't like
being puppets!
277
00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:10,789
Really?
Yes!
278
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:15,060
I'm craving a hand up my ass
in a very unnerving way.
279
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,863
And I really hate
this dang worm leash.
280
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,264
Stop the complaining!
281
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,666
The "Gernot and Strudel" show
282
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,868
is the most important thing
in the world to me!
283
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,803
And if you don't perform
whenever I want,
284
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,938
I'm going to read you
a list of things
285
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,674
that aren't
important to me.
286
00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:31,677
He's bluffing.
No one keeps a list of that.
287
00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,479
Championship bull riding.
288
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:36,814
Mustard.
Non-helium balloons.
289
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,017
Stop, stop!
Then sing!
290
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,418
[ All sigh ]
291
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,621
♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
292
00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:46,958
Well, I did it.
293
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,095
I got you here clean and sober
for your piano recital.
294
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,897
Thank you, Steve.
295
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,732
I think you're up.
[ Applause ]
296
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:06,044
♪♪
297
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,312
I know him.
298
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,581
He's sometimes my uncle
but always my friend.
299
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,116
I feel you, dude.
300
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:14,452
He's sometimes my friend,
but always my customer.
301
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,054
Delmonico?!
302
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,789
Please tell me you're here
as a friend.
303
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,057
I cannot.
304
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,992
It's strictly business today.
305
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,127
I delivered the piano.
306
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,328
Oh, good.
307
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,263
It's basically
made out of drugs.
308
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,465
Oh, no!
Oh, yeah!
309
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,468
I coated the white piano keys
with ecstasy.
310
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,470
The black keys are
black tar heroin.
311
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,873
The sheet music
is blotter acid paper.
312
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,210
The bench he's sitting on
is actually a meth suppository.
313
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:41,714
And the whole thing is dusted
with cocaine and ketamine.
314
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:47,619
♪ Da, da, da-da-da ♪
315
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:53,158
♪ Da, la, da-da, da-dee ♪
316
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,594
♪ Da, da, da-da ♪
317
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,634
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
318
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:06,705
♪ Da, da, da-da-da ♪
319
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:09,374
[ Cheers and applause ]
320
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,777
What?
How is everybody liking this?!
321
00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:14,079
Oh, they're all
my customers.
322
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,448
[ Grunting ]
323
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:17,983
This isn't working!
324
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,185
We'll never break out
of this cage!
325
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,587
I'm not gonna
sugarcoat it.
326
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,590
This is not a great situation
we find ourselves in.
327
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:25,791
I've got this dang --
328
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,794
Stop complaining
about your worm leash!
329
00:15:28,796 --> 00:15:30,929
I'm a [bleep] file cabinet!
330
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,731
We have a theory about
what's going on with Klaus.
331
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,801
When we re-created the show
for him,
332
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:38,937
we must have triggered
some unresolved trauma.
333
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,206
Something happened to Klaus
with this show.
334
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:45,411
And we need to get him
to share his trauma with us.
335
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:47,145
Another type of sharing.
336
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,080
Yeah.
337
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:50,282
And maybe that'll snap him
out of this.
338
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:54,486
Whoa, babes, I couldn't
follow any of that!
339
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,055
Awww.
Come here, you!
340
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,225
Yuck.
341
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,827
Klaus: It's true.
342
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,630
Something terrible
did happen.
343
00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:06,698
No, I-I can't
talk about it.
344
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,366
It's too painful.
345
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,567
You can do it.
346
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,704
I, this stupid worm,
believe in you.
347
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,040
[ Breathes deeply ]
348
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:18,043
I was eight years old,
and I was in the audience
349
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,779
for my favorite show
in the whole world.
350
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,451
But what started off
as the best day of my life
351
00:16:25,453 --> 00:16:26,985
became the worst.
352
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,721
I was thrilled when I was
called up onto stage
353
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,056
at the end of the show.
354
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,659
At the time,
I had a big crush on Uschi,
355
00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:35,727
so of course
I got an erection.
356
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,529
And when I was a child,
357
00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:39,731
I had a very sharp penis.
358
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,400
It wasn't big
but it was honed,
359
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,469
like a paring knife.
360
00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:46,138
Anyways,
I got a little baby boner
361
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,540
and accidentally poked
Uschi's puppeteer
362
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:49,941
with my tiny dagger
363
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:52,410
and she fell off the stage
and was...
364
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,012
electrocuted.
365
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,148
Strudel and Du-Du
rushed to save her.
366
00:16:56,150 --> 00:17:00,418
And they too were
immediately electrocuted.
367
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,355
As the studio filled with
the smell of burnt flesh
368
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,090
and polyester fur,
369
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:09,627
me and my for-some-reason-
still-hard baby boner
370
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,165
could only watch in shame.
371
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,367
Gernot was
the lone survivor...
372
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:18,170
until that evening when
he shot himself in the face.
373
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:21,173
The episode was banned
and never aired.
374
00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:24,309
They replaced all the puppeteers
and kept making episodes,
375
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,977
but it was never the same.
376
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,180
I loved that show
more than anything,
377
00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:31,449
and I was the one
that destroyed it.
378
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,519
Jesus, Klaus.
379
00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:35,587
And that's why
you became a fish?
380
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,122
What? No.
381
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,725
That's how
I became traumatized.
382
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:43,128
But after sharing it,
I feel so much better.
383
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,196
Thank you.
384
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:47,065
Is there anything I can do
for you?
385
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,134
I guess you could let us
out of this cage.
386
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,970
And I wouldn't mind having
my worm leash removed.
387
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,072
[ Buzzer ]
388
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,942
Oh, baby,
that's the stuff.
389
00:17:56,944 --> 00:17:58,210
Oh, and also,
390
00:17:58,212 --> 00:18:00,746
I think we'd all like
to not be puppets anymore.
391
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:01,880
Together: Mm-hmm.
392
00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:03,148
Oh, shoot.
393
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,016
We don't have time
to get to Dr. Weitzman
394
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,618
before he leaves
for his summer job --
395
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:09,955
selling clever T-shirts
on the Atlantic City boardwalk.
396
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:12,357
I can't be stuck being a worm
all summer!
397
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,093
I already put down my deposit
for boogie boarding camp!
398
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,428
We could get there in time
399
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:19,030
if we took a shortcut through
the Langley Dunes.
400
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,098
But how?
401
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,300
Those dunes are
famously treacherous.
402
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,703
I know!
My boys have badass ATVs!
403
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,872
Let's go!
404
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:32,110
[ Grunting ]
405
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,880
I refuse
to be fat shamed.
406
00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:38,716
I called it
a "worm leash."
407
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,318
It was very
uncomfortable.
408
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,455
You can still see the little
indent it made on my felt.
409
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:47,392
Do you really think your boys
will let us use their ATVs?
410
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,127
They seem mad at you.
411
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,196
You really don't understand
412
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:54,332
how truly tight I am
with my boys.
413
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,267
No way!
414
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:56,734
You don't share, man.
415
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,203
Okay,
maybe I didn't use to.
416
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,939
But I've learned
how to share!
417
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:02,674
And I brought you something.
418
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:03,875
A cake?!
A piñata?!
419
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,210
You're both right.
420
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:09,114
I brought a broken piñata
filled with old cake!
421
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:12,550
Mmm. Sup.
422
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,751
Sup.
423
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,953
Sup.
424
00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:16,888
Sup.
425
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,024
That means
they're boys again!
426
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,359
Francine, I'm a worm,
not an idiot.
427
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:27,165
♪ Yeah, soo, we gone, huh, stop,
we good, stop ♪
428
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,235
♪ Chill, we on, yeah, scale,
let's go ♪
429
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,304
[ Cheering ]
430
00:19:32,306 --> 00:19:34,039
♪ Take, huh, let's go, huh ♪
431
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,442
♪ Set, let's roll ♪
432
00:19:36,444 --> 00:19:39,111
Oh, no -- cliff.
433
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:40,846
How are we going to
get down?
434
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,648
Easy!
We're puppets.
435
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,249
We don't have
any bones!
436
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,621
Wait, I have bones!
437
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,589
[ Smack! ]
438
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,191
Uh, waiter?
439
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,928
There's some bones
in my fish.
440
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,997
Come on,
we're so close.
441
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,332
Crap,
forgot about the river
442
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:02,267
that runs through
the Langley Dunes!
443
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:06,271
What a complex and exciting
ecosystem this town has!
444
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,474
But how are we gonna
get across?!
445
00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:10,476
I got this!
446
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:12,277
Everyone on my back!
447
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,812
♪ Straightenin', straightenin',
whoo ♪
448
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,482
♪ Straightenin',
yeah, straight ♪
449
00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:18,083
♪ Straightenin',
straightenin', soo ♪
450
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,818
♪ Straightenin',
yeah, straight ♪
451
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,952
♪ Don't nothing
get straightenin' ♪
452
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:23,489
♪ But straightenin', hey ♪
453
00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:26,824
[ Humming ]
454
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,961
Dr. Weitzman!
We need our bodies back!
455
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,296
Sure thing!
456
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,132
I actually have your bodies
right here!
457
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,035
Nothing gross!
458
00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:39,338
I've actually been using them
as a sofa.
459
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,874
[ Zapping ]
460
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:48,180
Aww, I kinda miss
having two heads.
461
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:51,049
Guys, I hate to say it,
I kinda miss the worm leash.
462
00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:53,785
I feel like we're
forgetting something.
463
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,120
Where's Klaus?
464
00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:58,590
Waaaaaaazzzzzuuuuuupppp!
465
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:00,392
Bye! Have a beautiful time!