1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,002 Narrator: When chimpanzees mate, 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:08,941 Their orgasms sound remarkably like human orgasms. 3 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:10,342 Hear for yourself. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,344 Okay. 5 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,078 Move it! We're taking over. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,882 ♪♪ 7 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,419 But the chimpanzees' orgasms -- 8 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,554 Sound just like humans. Everybody knows! 9 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,023 This is "langley dollar listings"! 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,358 And it's filmed here. 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,226 In langley heights, to be exact. 12 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,561 Very exclusive. 13 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:32,096 You would never be allowed up there, steve. 14 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:34,767 Here are the realtors! 15 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:37,369 Trad. Lame. 16 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,705 Clephanie. Lamer. 17 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:44,709 Vebastian. Nice guy, horrible realtor. 18 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,845 Trashelle... Trashelle... 19 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:47,912 Who's she? 20 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:50,448 She's hands-down the best realtor. 21 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,050 She has the coolest car... 22 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,251 Ghost black range rover. 23 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,320 ...The biggest heels... 10-inchers. 24 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:56,989 ...And the hottest boyfriend. 25 00:00:56,991 --> 00:00:59,391 Tristan, a 19-year-old yoga model 26 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,460 Who's converting to christianity for her 27 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,728 Even though he's never heard of it. 28 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,931 She's what I would be if I were a tv realtor. 29 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:10,469 Tough, smart, a stone-cold closer. 30 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,204 But the reason she's the best is because 31 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,807 She's like me, dramatic! 32 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:17,742 No, she's the best because she's so smart. 33 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,278 She always gets the right buyers through the door. 34 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,880 Nuh-unh. It's the drama! 35 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,816 You're so stupid, you remind me of clephanie. 36 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,818 I remind you of a bad bitch 37 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:28,420 That drives a tricked-out kia sonata? 38 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,555 [ chuckles ] keep trying to insult me. 39 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:31,756 You're doing great. 40 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,558 Hyundai makes the sonata. 41 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,427 Kia makes the sorento. 42 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,363 Francine and roger: Shut up, steve, you're such a vebastian! 43 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,832 Whoa! Whoa! 44 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,171 ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ 45 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:50,108 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 46 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,111 ♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 47 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:57,783 ♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the american race ♪ 48 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,987 ♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 49 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:05,724 ♪ good -- ♪ ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ 50 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:06,625 Aah! 51 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:11,263 ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ 52 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:16,401 ♪♪ 53 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,136 Hey, geric, what's up? 54 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,604 That's geric. 55 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:22,741 He runs the agency and gives out all the listings. 56 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,810 Oh, trashelle, I've got some big news! 57 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,546 I'm giving you the biggest listing 58 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:32,417 In "langley dollar listings" history -- chateau langley! 59 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:35,554 Oh, my god! 60 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:39,091 Chateau langley is a 24-bedroom castle 61 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:42,695 That overlooks the amazing langley ravine 62 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:47,165 And hasn't been on the market in 780 years. 63 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,167 Steve: That's, like, before columbus -- 64 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,368 Shut up! 65 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,571 I'm gonna go. Get out of here! 66 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:56,475 Gahhh! Steve's terrible at watching tv. 67 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,777 Aquarium trip! 68 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,580 I'm only paying for the first three people! 69 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:02,647 Did I make it? 70 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,116 Barely. What's that? 71 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:06,985 Fancy pour-over coffees I made for us. 72 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,720 Sorry, jeff, I'm not interested. 73 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,655 Because it was made by you. 74 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:11,990 I understand. 75 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,058 I'll buy that cup of coffee off ya. 76 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,529 I was on my way to the coffee shop! 77 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:21,533 Mmm, wow, this is amazing coffee! 78 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,468 How much? One money. 79 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,669 Here you go! 80 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,805 I would've paid way more. 81 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,941 There. You got a little dollar, jeff. 82 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,142 Happy? No! 83 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:31,944 I'm gonna get a lot of little dollars! 84 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:33,946 'cause I'm gonna start selling my coffee 85 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:35,280 To people walking by 86 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,750 On their way to the coffee shop right now! 87 00:03:37,752 --> 00:03:39,684 Instead of going to the aquarium? 88 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,220 Yes. 'cause that's how serious I am. 89 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,490 I'm willing to give up laughing at the sea otters for this. 90 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,093 Sorry, laughing with the sea otters. 91 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,694 Did we make the aquarium cut? 92 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,696 Nobody's going to the aquarium. 93 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,632 I guess we're doing a coffee shop this week. 94 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,033 Oh, no! 95 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,902 I got all dolled up to ask out that hot octopus. 96 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,171 You saw her on the news! 97 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:02,675 She picked two of the last seven presidents. 98 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:09,314 ♪♪ 99 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:12,517 As everyone knows, I recently gave trashelle 100 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,186 The chateau langley listing. 101 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:15,788 Together: Boo! 102 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,922 But as everyone doesn't know, 103 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,058 Trashelle has gone missing! 104 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,193 [ all gasp ] 105 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,194 [ both gasp ] 106 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:29,267 ♪♪ 107 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,203 Alright, gang, the posters have been up 108 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,937 For a solid couple hours. 109 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,408 It is time to for us to accept trashelle is not coming back. 110 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,678 So let's all consider her dead. 111 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,414 That's why we're turning to you, loyal viewer! 112 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:45,950 Instead of seeking a new agent through professional avenues, 113 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,087 We're asking our viewers to audition! 114 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:53,025 [ both scream ] 115 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:55,293 ♪♪ 116 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:59,364 I'm memphis stormfront, and look at all these idiots 117 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:02,100 Standing in line, praying to be the newest realtor 118 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:05,570 On the smash-hit show, "langley dollar listings." 119 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,639 482 -- stormfront! 120 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,374 So long, loyal viewers. 121 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,977 I can finally admit I've always hated weather. 122 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,847 Even though I've been a realtor before, 123 00:05:14,849 --> 00:05:17,649 I stayed up watching all the trashelle episodes 124 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,651 So I could sound smart like her. 125 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,654 P.A.: 483 -- francine! 126 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,456 Francine, that's you. Right! 127 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:27,726 I was so focused on being smart I forgot my name for a second. 128 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,796 I know how to get the right buyers through the door. 129 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:32,665 And how is that? 130 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:35,333 I actually... Don't know. 131 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,869 I was just saying that. 132 00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:38,537 No, that's fine. 133 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,338 The attitude is right. 134 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,140 Can you tell me what these images are? 135 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:46,211 Door, window, for-sale sign. 136 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,680 Thank you. 137 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,883 Send the next one in. 138 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,618 I'm shebecca escrow, 139 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,820 And I'll do anything to sell a house. 140 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:57,155 I'll have sex with all the clients. 141 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,757 I'll have sex with all the buyers. 142 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,493 And I'll have sex with all of you. 143 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,295 Hmm. 144 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:05,698 ♪♪ 145 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,900 I had so much fun 146 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:10,769 Make-believing I was a tv realtor today. 147 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,705 And now to eat at the same salad bucket 148 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,640 The realtors on the show eat at. 149 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:16,909 A lot of people don't like salads 150 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:18,710 'cause they're not filling enough. 151 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,114 That's why I always order mine all-garbanzo. 152 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,182 This bad boy's about 30 pounds. 153 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,919 Should keep me going right into nap time. 154 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:29,521 Gotta be honest, pretty sure I got the job today. 155 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:32,190 I had sex with geric and the other judge. 156 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,726 And then to make sure the job was mine, 157 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:35,327 I also had sex with the cameraman 158 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,662 And the door handle on the way out. 159 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,065 [ cellphone vibrates ] 160 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,333 Hello? 161 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:42,601 Yes! 162 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,668 Great! 163 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:44,736 That was geric. 164 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,271 I got the job! 165 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,140 They said they loved my personality 166 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:50,875 And I was the only person to properly identify 167 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,678 The images of the door, window, and the for-sale sign. 168 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,414 Window. Ahhh! 169 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,016 There's your [bleep] window! 170 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:04,789 Ahhh! 171 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,258 I'm the new agent, francine. 172 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,528 I'm like a lemur monkey -- mostly business, 173 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:13,865 But I will throw my own shit at you if I have to. 174 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:17,068 My first listing is a danish modern 175 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,472 Owned by a super-rich pet dentist. 176 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,473 So nice to meet you! 177 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:26,277 Guunther, my property manager, says you are the best! 178 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,013 The most important thing is the home 179 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:31,150 Is made entirely of ancient danish alderwood 180 00:07:31,152 --> 00:07:36,221 And must be kept at precisely 64.2% humidity at all times 181 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:39,358 Thus...The air-lock pressurization chamber. 182 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,560 There are many rules about who can enter the home 183 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,029 Which unfortunately I cannot go over with you now. 184 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,231 Grumpy cat has a cavity, 185 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,433 And I must fly to milan at once. 186 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,835 Isn't grumpy cat dead? 187 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:50,902 Okay, fine. 188 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,637 It's grumpy cat's mistress. 189 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,240 Now you know everything! 190 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:58,043 I trust mr. Umlaut filled you in 191 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,179 On the home's unique attributes. 192 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:00,979 Roger? 193 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,581 Guunther is the name. 194 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,983 Yes, "guunther." 195 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,718 Why don't you show me the house? 196 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,853 Ah, ah, ah. 197 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,054 Before I show you the house, 198 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:12,057 You must learn the rules of entry. 199 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,324 Oh this one's important -- 200 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,061 "no shoes, no shirts, no problems." 201 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,863 That's three separate rules. 202 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,064 Shoes scuff the floor. 203 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,932 Cotton shirts steal moisture. 204 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,467 And leave your problems at the door, 205 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:26,271 Because this home does not respond well to negative energy. 206 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:36,681 ♪♪ 207 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:46,157 ♪♪ 208 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,828 Geric, I'm having real problems selling that danish house. 209 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,362 Geric: Love it! What? 210 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,165 No, the business manager, guunther, 211 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,234 Is making it impossible 212 00:08:55,236 --> 00:08:57,368 To even get buyers into the house. 213 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,038 Which makes for great television! 214 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,973 I didn't become the fourth richest man in langley 215 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,042 By selling houses. 216 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,046 I made my fortune being a tv star. 217 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:09,114 That's where I know you from! 218 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,917 Look, you just keep fighting with cinnamon-bun-hair, 219 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,852 And I'll give you a second listing. 220 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,855 It's a sick mid-century bachelor pad that -- 221 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,458 Another listing, eh? 222 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,927 And she wasn't even gonna tell me, eh? 223 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,596 When did I start saying "eh" so much, eh? 224 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,864 [ burps ] 225 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,198 [ sniffs ] 226 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,135 How many tuna sandwiches did I have today, eh? 227 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,671 [ indistinct conversations ] 228 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,406 Look at this fool, man. 229 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,608 It takes him forever to make a coffee. 230 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:40,011 Psh. You know you and I could streamline his operation 231 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,947 And double profits in a second. 232 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,082 Move it into the... 233 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:44,483 Garage, train a couple more people, 234 00:09:44,485 --> 00:09:47,018 Change the ordering system -- stop. 235 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:50,822 You had me at "jeff, you have no say in this." 236 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,759 ♪♪ 237 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,028 I have an amazing new listing. 238 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,698 A mid-century bachelor pad 239 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:04,435 Perfect for a rich bachelor or a rich barren couple. 240 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,238 To pull in those desirable buyers, 241 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,174 I'm gonna throw an extravagant 242 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,444 '60s martini party with a bar in the back. 243 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:17,582 ♪♪ 244 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,917 Can I get a martini? 245 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,652 Just a sec, making a batch right now. 246 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,855 And what '60s party would be complete 247 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,724 Without a little acid? 248 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:30,729 As you can see, indoor-outdoor living at its finest. 249 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,197 What the hell?! 250 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,399 [ crowd muttering ] 251 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:38,203 ♪♪ 252 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,739 Roger! You dosed all these people! 253 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,073 I don't know what you're talking about. 254 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,810 I'm jameson mcsmirnoff, 255 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,345 Bartender for hire. 256 00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,612 Roger! 257 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,747 Man: Excuse me! 258 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,481 I love this house. 259 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,018 Like, I am in love with it. 260 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,020 It has feelings and I have feelings 261 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,956 And we have feelings for each other. 262 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,891 I have to buy this house. 263 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,292 I have the money. 264 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,828 I'll pay you double. 265 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,762 Please! 266 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:09,434 ♪♪ 267 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,837 ♪♪ 268 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,173 You got in at the right time, stan. 269 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,107 I don't know, klaus, all that new equipment 270 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,176 Kinda set me back. 271 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:19,845 Now's the time to turn the profit. 272 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,646 You gotta cut costs. 273 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,248 Get cheaper beans. 274 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,184 And I know the place. 275 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,386 I got some boys down in b-town 276 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:29,320 That said they can get me a deal. 277 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,857 Bogotá? Sounds legit. We're in. 278 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,658 Cool. You gonna tell jeff? 279 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,194 No. Cool. 280 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,529 I'm feeling good. 281 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,866 Not only did I sell the mid-century bachelor pad, 282 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,403 But I also think I have a buyer for the danish house. 283 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,805 I thought you had a buyer. 284 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,807 I do. He's right here. 285 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,141 On my phone. 286 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,142 Oh. 287 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,278 Then I guess you can bring him in. 288 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,680 Wait! Does he have proof of funds? 289 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:59,218 Not only do I have the money but I have the funny! 290 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,351 [ horn honks ] 291 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,288 Is that the ceo of octadual? 292 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,091 He's funnier than I remember. 293 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:10,962 ♪♪ 294 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,364 Geric: Oh, francine! 295 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,300 Just heard you sold that humid danish house 296 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,903 And cinnamon bun was pissed! 297 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,705 Hey, I'm a closer. 298 00:12:19,707 --> 00:12:22,107 That's why I'm giving you the dream listing, 299 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,243 Chateau langley! 300 00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:25,710 Thank you, geric! 301 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,980 I promise to make you and trashelle proud. 302 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,849 Oh, yeah, trashelle, 303 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,184 My missing and presumed dead employee! 304 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,586 [ laughs ] 305 00:12:41,729 --> 00:12:45,530 Congratulations on your new listing, francine. 306 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,466 How did you know I was here? 307 00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:50,135 Oh, I'm just following you 24/7 at this point. 308 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,003 But I came to apologize. 309 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:52,938 Really? 310 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,274 Yes. I shouldn't have interfered. 311 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,342 If I had just let you do real estate 312 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,677 Your dumb, boring way, 313 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,612 You would have ruined the show and been fired. 314 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,547 I knew you weren't sorry! 315 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,416 I was supposed to be the one that got the spot! 316 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,418 I was the one that went to the open house 317 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,219 And hid in a spice rack until it was over 318 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,221 And pushed trashelle into the ravine. 319 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,291 Roger! Quit the show, francine. 320 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:17,096 Or I will make every day of your real-estate life hell. 321 00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:18,964 I'll treat you fine at home, but -- 322 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,699 Oh, god! Aah! 323 00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:22,701 Roger! Help! 324 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:24,503 Aah! 325 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,037 Francine! 326 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,907 I hope she's okay. 327 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,175 Here's some cornnuts! 328 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,843 I'll come get you in a couple months 329 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,645 When I get bored of this. 330 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,780 I'm hungry. 331 00:13:34,782 --> 00:13:37,349 Thank god I tied a string to those cornnuts. 332 00:13:40,121 --> 00:13:42,054 Hey! Let go! 333 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,523 Aaah! 334 00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:47,326 I've said it before, and I'll say it again -- 335 00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:50,396 Thank god I tied a string to these cornnuts! 336 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,733 ♪♪ 337 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,138 Good, you're up. 338 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,939 Trashelle? 339 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,142 A fan. And you are? 340 00:14:03,144 --> 00:14:04,609 Francine. 341 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:08,147 I actually took your spot on the show after you disappeared. 342 00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:10,549 And I know the person that pushed you down here. 343 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,283 That little goblin woman? 344 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,687 Yes. I'm so sorry you're down here. 345 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,756 Don't be! Getting pushed in the ravine 346 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,492 Was the best thing that's ever happened to me. 347 00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:22,361 Don't you miss real estate? 348 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,563 Oh, I'm still in real estate. 349 00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:27,166 I'm selling trees like crazy out here. 350 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,368 I just helped a growing squirrel family 351 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:32,437 Buy their first oak this morning. 352 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,305 Makes it all worth it. 353 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,307 How do squirrels buy things? 354 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,178 It's a pretty complicated currency system 355 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:43,515 Based on the disputed weight of an average acorn. 356 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:47,318 Trashelle, you have a big bump on your head. 357 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,720 I do? Where? 358 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,989 Alalalalalala. 359 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,659 But, hey, you know what they say about squirrel real estate -- 360 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,261 It's nuts! 361 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,130 Oh, no. 362 00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:02,801 Alright, langley listings real estate, 363 00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:04,002 Major announcement! 364 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,336 Hey, where's geric? 365 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,738 Why isn't he our boss anymore? 366 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,874 Shut up, trad! I run the show now! 367 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:11,610 Everyone needs to stop fixating on geric and his whereabouts 368 00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:14,079 And start focusing on tomorrow's big event... 369 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,881 Tristan's baptism! 370 00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,148 Where am I? 371 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,017 I got trashelle's fiancé, tristan, 372 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,888 And tomorrow he is gonna convert to christianity for me! 373 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,423 It'll be the biggest event 374 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,892 In "langley dollar listings" history! 375 00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:28,560 This is so weird. 376 00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:30,229 Can I please go back to my condo? 377 00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:31,696 If I don't show up on Thursday, 378 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,565 My spin class will come looking for me. 379 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,900 No, clephanie, you can't. 380 00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:36,902 We're all gonna stay here and hook up and fight 381 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,637 So we have a lot of drama tomorrow. 382 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,972 Vebastian, kiss trad on the lips. 383 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,841 Uh, no! 384 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,443 [ gasps ] drama! 385 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,245 Are you getting my good side? 386 00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:48,447 Trick question. I have two good sides. 387 00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:51,450 It's my front that's the problem. 388 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,052 Well, better start climbing. 389 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,454 Damn. 390 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,456 Sure is steep. 391 00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:00,191 Oh that reminds me! I have something for you. 392 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,392 Chonkers! 393 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,661 [ gasps ] 394 00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:05,597 Your famous 10-inch heels?! 395 00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:07,799 They're super sharp and will help you climb out. 396 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,669 Plus they're pretty unwieldy out here. 397 00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:12,404 I actually accidentally killed a client of mine 398 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,939 Backing up the other day. 399 00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:15,406 [ sighs ] 400 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,342 You sure you don't want to go back with me? 401 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,278 No. No, I'm not. 402 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,814 Now go be the star of "langley dollar listings"! 403 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,085 And tell tristan I'll always love him. 404 00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:28,687 Until his mid-20s! 405 00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:31,556 [ indistinct conversations ] 406 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,158 Whoo! 407 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,359 I got to hand it to you klaus, 408 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,161 With the colombian beans you ordered, 409 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,696 We're moving a lot more cups. 410 00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,365 Yeah, people like this coffee a lot more than jeff's. 411 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,302 People are passionate about this coffee. 412 00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:46,305 ♪♪ 413 00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:48,707 Yesterday a guy said he'd blow me for a cup. 414 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,642 I'll do a lot more than that! 415 00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:52,177 That was my opening offer! 416 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,580 Cup of joe for my hard-workin' brethren at the dea? 417 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,048 We have reason to believe 418 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,783 Cocaine has been coming into the country 419 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,653 Through coffee shipments to this store, 420 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:05,590 And the coffee itself may be coated in cocaine. 421 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,193 Ohhhh. Makes sense. 422 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,395 Shut it down! 423 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:16,401 ♪♪ 424 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:22,407 ♪♪ 425 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,410 Jeff: Can we still go to the aquarium? 426 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,946 And now, by the powers vested in me 427 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:30,149 By tendollarreverend.Com, 428 00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:32,151 I baptize thee! 429 00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:33,218 No, please. 430 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,686 Yoga's my religion! 431 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,221 But you'd convert for trashelle. 432 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,422 I loved her! 433 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,159 I don't even know who you are! 434 00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:42,027 Yay! You're christian now! 435 00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:44,629 Stop this baptism at once! 436 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:48,299 Hey, that's the lady we worked with for a little while. 437 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,101 Francine, you're okay! 438 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,703 I came to take the show back. 439 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,239 Oh, look who's all empowered now. 440 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:58,377 Whoever captures her gets three extra close-ups an episode! 441 00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,179 You should be stopping her! 442 00:18:00,181 --> 00:18:03,582 She pushed trashelle into the bottom of the ravine 443 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:07,519 Where she's still alive and well...Ish. 444 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,188 Praise jesus! That's a lie! 445 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,824 And even if it isn't, she certainly has no proof. 446 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,325 Trashelle's heels! 447 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,727 [ all gasp ] 448 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:17,062 I don't like this drama. 449 00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:18,997 This is bad drama. 450 00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:21,200 [ alarm ringing ] that's the state-of-the-art 451 00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:23,068 Home security lockdown function! 452 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:25,336 We gotta get out of here! 453 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,138 Geric: Help! 454 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,540 [ pounding on door ] 455 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,742 [ shutters closing ] 456 00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:33,412 Oh, thank god! 457 00:18:33,414 --> 00:18:35,346 It's like "the descent" in here! 458 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,615 I never saw that movie. 459 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,084 Yes, you did. We saw it together! 460 00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:40,419 That was "hostel"! 461 00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:43,422 No, we saw "descent" because we liked "hostel." 462 00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:44,756 You know what? Forget it. 463 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,025 Just promise me you'll quit the show 464 00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:47,226 And I'll let you go. 465 00:18:47,228 --> 00:18:49,395 Never! I think I know a way out. 466 00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,232 Where are we? The east wing. 467 00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:55,034 We just passed the dog gym. 468 00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:57,703 That would be perfect for my french bulldog. 469 00:18:57,705 --> 00:19:00,105 She's gotten too fat for her wedding dress. 470 00:19:00,107 --> 00:19:02,107 [ sizzling ] ow, my feet! 471 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:03,174 The floor is burning! 472 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,976 The whole house has heated floors! 473 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,978 He must've jacked them way up. 474 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,313 Come on! 475 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,915 ♪♪ 476 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:10,916 Jump! 477 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:14,253 ♪♪ 478 00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:18,057 The home still has many of the original medieval passages. 479 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,863 Gotta be honest, guys. 480 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:26,531 You found a room with no camera in it. 481 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,199 Your feet burnin' off yet? 482 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,902 You ready to give up? 483 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,275 Francine, thank you for saving my life. 484 00:19:36,277 --> 00:19:37,742 And for selling this house. 485 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,745 You're welcome, but I didn't sell the house. 486 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,282 But you did, to me! 487 00:19:43,284 --> 00:19:44,549 This place has everything 488 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,551 I've been looking for in a house. 489 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,354 That's why I started "langley dollar listings" 490 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,489 In the first place. 491 00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:52,291 [ clapping ] 492 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,892 Only one problem. 493 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:57,629 You can't buy it, because you're at the bottom of the ravine. 494 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,030 [ scoffs ] no, I'm not -- 495 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,232 Ahhhhhh! 496 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,701 Ahhhhhhhhhhh! 497 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:06,371 Both: Aaaaaaaaaaah! 498 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,574 Tristan saved my life. 499 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,177 Did you let him out of the cage? 500 00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:13,579 No. 501 00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:17,182 It was me, francine! 502 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:18,717 Good ol' chonkers! 503 00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:22,488 I always had a thing for you. 504 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:28,059 Alalalala. 505 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,461 ♪♪ 506 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,597 So, you guys got the show canceled? 507 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:36,267 Yeah, and they replaced it with some lame new show. 508 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:43,875 ♪♪ 509 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:51,282 ♪♪ 510 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,218 Hey, I'm in this show. 511 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:56,155 ♪♪ 512 00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:58,090 Bye! Have a beautiful time!