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Narrator:
When chimpanzees mate,
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Their orgasms sound remarkably
like human orgasms.
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Hear for yourself.
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Okay.
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Move it!
We're taking over.
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♪♪
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But the chimpanzees'
orgasms --
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Sound just like humans.
Everybody knows!
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This is
"langley dollar listings"!
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And it's filmed here.
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In langley heights,
to be exact.
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Very exclusive.
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You would never be allowed
up there, steve.
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Here are the realtors!
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Trad. Lame.
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Clephanie. Lamer.
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Vebastian.
Nice guy, horrible realtor.
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Trashelle... Trashelle...
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Who's she?
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She's hands-down
the best realtor.
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She has
the coolest car...
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Ghost black
range rover.
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...The biggest heels...
10-inchers.
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...And the hottest
boyfriend.
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Tristan, a 19-year-old
yoga model
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Who's converting
to christianity for her
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Even though
he's never heard of it.
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She's what I would be
if I were a tv realtor.
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Tough, smart,
a stone-cold closer.
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But the reason she's the best
is because
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She's like me,
dramatic!
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No, she's the best
because she's so smart.
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She always gets the right buyers
through the door.
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Nuh-unh.
It's the drama!
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You're so stupid,
you remind me of clephanie.
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I remind you
of a bad bitch
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That drives a tricked-out
kia sonata?
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[ chuckles ]
keep trying to insult me.
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You're doing great.
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Hyundai
makes the sonata.
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Kia
makes the sorento.
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Francine and roger: Shut up,
steve, you're such a vebastian!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the american race ♪
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♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ good -- ♪
♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Hey, geric, what's up?
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That's geric.
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He runs the agency
and gives out all the listings.
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Oh, trashelle,
I've got some big news!
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I'm giving you
the biggest listing
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In "langley dollar listings"
history -- chateau langley!
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Oh, my god!
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Chateau langley
is a 24-bedroom castle
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That overlooks
the amazing langley ravine
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And hasn't been on the market
in 780 years.
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Steve: That's, like,
before columbus --
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Shut up!
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I'm gonna go.
Get out of here!
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Gahhh!
Steve's terrible at watching tv.
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Aquarium trip!
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I'm only paying for
the first three people!
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Did I make it?
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Barely.
What's that?
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Fancy pour-over coffees
I made for us.
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Sorry, jeff,
I'm not interested.
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Because it was made
by you.
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I understand.
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I'll buy that cup of coffee
off ya.
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I was on my way
to the coffee shop!
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Mmm, wow,
this is amazing coffee!
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How much?
One money.
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Here you go!
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I would've paid
way more.
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There.
You got a little dollar, jeff.
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Happy?
No!
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I'm gonna get a lot
of little dollars!
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'cause I'm gonna start
selling my coffee
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To people walking by
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On their way to the coffee shop
right now!
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Instead of going
to the aquarium?
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Yes.
'cause that's how serious I am.
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I'm willing to give up laughing
at the sea otters for this.
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Sorry, laughing
with the sea otters.
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Did we make
the aquarium cut?
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Nobody's going
to the aquarium.
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I guess we're doing
a coffee shop this week.
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Oh, no!
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I got all dolled up
to ask out that hot octopus.
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You saw her
on the news!
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She picked two of the last
seven presidents.
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♪♪
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As everyone knows,
I recently gave trashelle
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The chateau langley listing.
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Together: Boo!
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But as everyone
doesn't know,
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Trashelle
has gone missing!
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[ all gasp ]
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[ both gasp ]
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♪♪
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Alright, gang, the posters
have been up
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For a solid couple hours.
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It is time to for us to accept
trashelle is not coming back.
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So let's all
consider her dead.
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That's why we're turning to you,
loyal viewer!
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Instead of seeking a new agent
through professional avenues,
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We're asking our viewers
to audition!
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[ both scream ]
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♪♪
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I'm memphis stormfront,
and look at all these idiots
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Standing in line,
praying to be the newest realtor
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On the smash-hit show,
"langley dollar listings."
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482 --
stormfront!
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So long,
loyal viewers.
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I can finally admit
I've always hated weather.
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Even though I've been
a realtor before,
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I stayed up watching
all the trashelle episodes
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So I could sound
smart like her.
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P.A.: 483 -- francine!
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Francine, that's you.
Right!
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I was so focused on being smart
I forgot my name for a second.
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I know how to get the right
buyers through the door.
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And how is that?
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I actually...
Don't know.
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I was just saying that.
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No, that's fine.
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The attitude
is right.
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Can you tell me
what these images are?
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Door, window,
for-sale sign.
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Thank you.
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Send the next one in.
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I'm shebecca escrow,
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And I'll do anything
to sell a house.
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I'll have sex
with all the clients.
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I'll have sex
with all the buyers.
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And I'll have sex
with all of you.
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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I had so much fun
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Make-believing
I was a tv realtor today.
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And now to eat at the same
salad bucket
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The realtors
on the show eat at.
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A lot of people
don't like salads
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'cause they're not
filling enough.
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That's why I always
order mine all-garbanzo.
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This bad boy's
about 30 pounds.
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Should keep me going
right into nap time.
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Gotta be honest, pretty sure
I got the job today.
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I had sex with geric
and the other judge.
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And then to make sure
the job was mine,
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I also had sex
with the cameraman
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And the door handle
on the way out.
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[ cellphone vibrates ]
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Hello?
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Yes!
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Great!
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That was geric.
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I got the job!
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They said they loved
my personality
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And I was the only person
to properly identify
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The images of the door, window,
and the for-sale sign.
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Window.
Ahhh!
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There's your [bleep] window!
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Ahhh!
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I'm the new agent,
francine.
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I'm like a lemur monkey --
mostly business,
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But I will throw my own shit
at you if I have to.
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My first listing
is a danish modern
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Owned by a super-rich
pet dentist.
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So nice to meet you!
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Guunther, my property manager,
says you are the best!
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The most important thing
is the home
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Is made entirely
of ancient danish alderwood
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And must be kept at precisely
64.2% humidity at all times
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Thus...The air-lock
pressurization chamber.
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There are many rules about
who can enter the home
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Which unfortunately I cannot
go over with you now.
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Grumpy cat has a cavity,
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And I must fly
to milan at once.
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Isn't grumpy cat dead?
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Okay, fine.
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It's grumpy cat's mistress.
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Now you know everything!
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I trust mr. Umlaut
filled you in
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On the home's
unique attributes.
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Roger?
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Guunther is the name.
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Yes, "guunther."
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Why don't you
show me the house?
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Before I show you the house,
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You must learn
the rules of entry.
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Oh this one's important --
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"no shoes, no shirts,
no problems."
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That's three
separate rules.
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Shoes scuff the floor.
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Cotton shirts
steal moisture.
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And leave your problems
at the door,
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Because this home does not
respond well to negative energy.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Geric, I'm having real problems
selling that danish house.
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Geric: Love it!
What?
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No, the business manager,
guunther,
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Is making it impossible
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To even get buyers
into the house.
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Which makes for
great television!
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I didn't become the fourth
richest man in langley
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By selling houses.
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I made my fortune
being a tv star.
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That's where
I know you from!
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Look, you just keep fighting
with cinnamon-bun-hair,
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And I'll give you
a second listing.
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It's a sick mid-century
bachelor pad that --
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Another listing, eh?
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And she wasn't even
gonna tell me, eh?
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When did I start saying "eh"
so much, eh?
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[ burps ]
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[ sniffs ]
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How many tuna sandwiches
did I have today, eh?
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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Look at this fool,
man.
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It takes him forever
to make a coffee.
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Psh. You know you and I could
streamline his operation
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And double profits
in a second.
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Move it into the...
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Garage,
train a couple more people,
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Change the ordering system --
stop.
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You had me at "jeff,
you have no say in this."
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♪♪
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I have an amazing new listing.
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A mid-century bachelor pad
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Perfect for a rich bachelor
or a rich barren couple.
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To pull in those
desirable buyers,
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I'm gonna throw
an extravagant
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'60s martini party
with a bar in the back.
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♪♪
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Can I get a martini?
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Just a sec,
making a batch right now.
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And what '60s party
would be complete
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Without a little acid?
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As you can see, indoor-outdoor
living at its finest.
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What the hell?!
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[ crowd muttering ]
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♪♪
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Roger!
You dosed all these people!
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I'm jameson mcsmirnoff,
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Bartender for hire.
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00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,612
Roger!
257
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,747
Man: Excuse me!
258
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,481
I love this house.
259
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,018
Like, I am in love with it.
260
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,020
It has feelings
and I have feelings
261
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,956
And we have feelings
for each other.
262
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,891
I have to buy this house.
263
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,292
I have the money.
264
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,828
I'll pay you double.
265
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,762
Please!
266
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:09,434
♪♪
267
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,837
♪♪
268
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,173
You got in at the right time,
stan.
269
00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,107
I don't know, klaus,
all that new equipment
270
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,176
Kinda set me back.
271
00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:19,845
Now's the time
to turn the profit.
272
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,646
You gotta cut costs.
273
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,248
Get cheaper beans.
274
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,184
And I know the place.
275
00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,386
I got some boys
down in b-town
276
00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:29,320
That said
they can get me a deal.
277
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,857
Bogotá? Sounds legit.
We're in.
278
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,658
Cool.
You gonna tell jeff?
279
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,194
No.
Cool.
280
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,529
I'm feeling good.
281
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,866
Not only did I sell
the mid-century bachelor pad,
282
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,403
But I also think I have a buyer
for the danish house.
283
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,805
I thought
you had a buyer.
284
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,807
I do.
He's right here.
285
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,141
On my phone.
286
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,142
Oh.
287
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,278
Then I guess you can
bring him in.
288
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,680
Wait!
Does he have proof of funds?
289
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:59,218
Not only do I have the money
but I have the funny!
290
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,351
[ horn honks ]
291
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,288
Is that the ceo
of octadual?
292
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,091
He's funnier
than I remember.
293
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:10,962
♪♪
294
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,364
Geric: Oh, francine!
295
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,300
Just heard you sold
that humid danish house
296
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,903
And cinnamon bun
was pissed!
297
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,705
Hey, I'm a closer.
298
00:12:19,707 --> 00:12:22,107
That's why I'm giving you
the dream listing,
299
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,243
Chateau langley!
300
00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:25,710
Thank you, geric!
301
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,980
I promise to make you
and trashelle proud.
302
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,849
Oh, yeah, trashelle,
303
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,184
My missing
and presumed dead employee!
304
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,586
[ laughs ]
305
00:12:41,729 --> 00:12:45,530
Congratulations on your
new listing, francine.
306
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,466
How did you know
I was here?
307
00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:50,135
Oh, I'm just following you 24/7
at this point.
308
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,003
But I came to apologize.
309
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:52,938
Really?
310
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,274
Yes.
I shouldn't have interfered.
311
00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,342
If I had just let you
do real estate
312
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,677
Your dumb, boring way,
313
00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,612
You would have ruined the show
and been fired.
314
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,547
I knew
you weren't sorry!
315
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,416
I was supposed to be the one
that got the spot!
316
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,418
I was the one that went
to the open house
317
00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,219
And hid in a spice rack
until it was over
318
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,221
And pushed trashelle
into the ravine.
319
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,291
Roger!
Quit the show, francine.
320
00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:17,096
Or I will make every day
of your real-estate life hell.
321
00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:18,964
I'll treat you fine at home,
but --
322
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,699
Oh, god!
Aah!
323
00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:22,701
Roger! Help!
324
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:24,503
Aah!
325
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,037
Francine!
326
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,907
I hope she's okay.
327
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,175
Here's some cornnuts!
328
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,843
I'll come get you
in a couple months
329
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,645
When I get bored of this.
330
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,780
I'm hungry.
331
00:13:34,782 --> 00:13:37,349
Thank god I tied a string
to those cornnuts.
332
00:13:40,121 --> 00:13:42,054
Hey! Let go!
333
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,523
Aaah!
334
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:47,326
I've said it before,
and I'll say it again --
335
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:50,396
Thank god I tied a string
to these cornnuts!
336
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,733
♪♪
337
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,138
Good, you're up.
338
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,939
Trashelle?
339
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,142
A fan.
And you are?
340
00:14:03,144 --> 00:14:04,609
Francine.
341
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:08,147
I actually took your spot on
the show after you disappeared.
342
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:10,549
And I know the person
that pushed you down here.
343
00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,283
That little
goblin woman?
344
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,687
Yes.
I'm so sorry you're down here.
345
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,756
Don't be!
Getting pushed in the ravine
346
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,492
Was the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
347
00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:22,361
Don't you miss
real estate?
348
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,563
Oh, I'm still
in real estate.
349
00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:27,166
I'm selling trees
like crazy out here.
350
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,368
I just helped
a growing squirrel family
351
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:32,437
Buy their first oak
this morning.
352
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,305
Makes it all worth it.
353
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,307
How do squirrels
buy things?
354
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,178
It's a pretty complicated
currency system
355
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:43,515
Based on the disputed weight
of an average acorn.
356
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:47,318
Trashelle, you have
a big bump on your head.
357
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,720
I do?
Where?
358
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,989
Alalalalalala.
359
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,659
But, hey, you know what they say
about squirrel real estate --
360
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,261
It's nuts!
361
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,130
Oh, no.
362
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:02,801
Alright,
langley listings real estate,
363
00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:04,002
Major announcement!
364
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,336
Hey, where's geric?
365
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,738
Why isn't he
our boss anymore?
366
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,874
Shut up, trad!
I run the show now!
367
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:11,610
Everyone needs to stop fixating
on geric and his whereabouts
368
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:14,079
And start focusing
on tomorrow's big event...
369
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,881
Tristan's baptism!
370
00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,148
Where am I?
371
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,017
I got trashelle's fiancé,
tristan,
372
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,888
And tomorrow he is gonna convert
to christianity for me!
373
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,423
It'll be the biggest event
374
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,892
In "langley dollar listings"
history!
375
00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:28,560
This is so weird.
376
00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:30,229
Can I please go back
to my condo?
377
00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:31,696
If I don't
show up on Thursday,
378
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,565
My spin class
will come looking for me.
379
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,900
No, clephanie,
you can't.
380
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:36,902
We're all gonna stay here
and hook up and fight
381
00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,637
So we have a lot
of drama tomorrow.
382
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,972
Vebastian,
kiss trad on the lips.
383
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,841
Uh, no!
384
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,443
[ gasps ] drama!
385
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,245
Are you getting
my good side?
386
00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:48,447
Trick question.
I have two good sides.
387
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:51,450
It's my front
that's the problem.
388
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,052
Well,
better start climbing.
389
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,454
Damn.
390
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,456
Sure is steep.
391
00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:00,191
Oh that reminds me!
I have something for you.
392
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,392
Chonkers!
393
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,661
[ gasps ]
394
00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:05,597
Your famous
10-inch heels?!
395
00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:07,799
They're super sharp
and will help you climb out.
396
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,669
Plus they're pretty unwieldy
out here.
397
00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:12,404
I actually accidentally
killed a client of mine
398
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,939
Backing up the other day.
399
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:15,406
[ sighs ]
400
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,342
You sure you don't
want to go back with me?
401
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,278
No.
No, I'm not.
402
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,814
Now go be the star of
"langley dollar listings"!
403
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,085
And tell tristan
I'll always love him.
404
00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:28,687
Until his mid-20s!
405
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:31,556
[ indistinct conversations ]
406
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,158
Whoo!
407
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,359
I got to
hand it to you klaus,
408
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,161
With the colombian beans
you ordered,
409
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,696
We're moving
a lot more cups.
410
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,365
Yeah, people like this coffee
a lot more than jeff's.
411
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,302
People are passionate
about this coffee.
412
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:46,305
♪♪
413
00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:48,707
Yesterday a guy said
he'd blow me for a cup.
414
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,642
I'll do a lot more
than that!
415
00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:52,177
That was
my opening offer!
416
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,580
Cup of joe for my hard-workin'
brethren at the dea?
417
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,048
We have reason to believe
418
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,783
Cocaine has been
coming into the country
419
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,653
Through coffee shipments
to this store,
420
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:05,590
And the coffee itself
may be coated in cocaine.
421
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,193
Ohhhh.
Makes sense.
422
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,395
Shut it down!
423
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:16,401
♪♪
424
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:22,407
♪♪
425
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,410
Jeff:
Can we still go to the aquarium?
426
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,946
And now, by the powers
vested in me
427
00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:30,149
By tendollarreverend.Com,
428
00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:32,151
I baptize thee!
429
00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:33,218
No, please.
430
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,686
Yoga's my religion!
431
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,221
But you'd convert
for trashelle.
432
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,422
I loved her!
433
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,159
I don't even know
who you are!
434
00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:42,027
Yay!
You're christian now!
435
00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:44,629
Stop this baptism at once!
436
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:48,299
Hey, that's the lady we worked
with for a little while.
437
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,101
Francine,
you're okay!
438
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,703
I came to
take the show back.
439
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,239
Oh, look who's
all empowered now.
440
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:58,377
Whoever captures her gets three
extra close-ups an episode!
441
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,179
You should be
stopping her!
442
00:18:00,181 --> 00:18:03,582
She pushed trashelle into
the bottom of the ravine
443
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:07,519
Where she's still alive
and well...Ish.
444
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,188
Praise jesus!
That's a lie!
445
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,824
And even if it isn't,
she certainly has no proof.
446
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,325
Trashelle's heels!
447
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,727
[ all gasp ]
448
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:17,062
I don't like this drama.
449
00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:18,997
This is bad drama.
450
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:21,200
[ alarm ringing ]
that's the state-of-the-art
451
00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:23,068
Home security
lockdown function!
452
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:25,336
We gotta
get out of here!
453
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,138
Geric: Help!
454
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,540
[ pounding on door ]
455
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,742
[ shutters closing ]
456
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:33,412
Oh, thank god!
457
00:18:33,414 --> 00:18:35,346
It's like
"the descent" in here!
458
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,615
I never saw that movie.
459
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,084
Yes, you did.
We saw it together!
460
00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:40,419
That was "hostel"!
461
00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:43,422
No, we saw "descent"
because we liked "hostel."
462
00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:44,756
You know what?
Forget it.
463
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,025
Just promise me
you'll quit the show
464
00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:47,226
And I'll let you go.
465
00:18:47,228 --> 00:18:49,395
Never!
I think I know a way out.
466
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,232
Where are we?
The east wing.
467
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:55,034
We just passed
the dog gym.
468
00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:57,703
That would be perfect
for my french bulldog.
469
00:18:57,705 --> 00:19:00,105
She's gotten too fat
for her wedding dress.
470
00:19:00,107 --> 00:19:02,107
[ sizzling ]
ow, my feet!
471
00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:03,174
The floor is burning!
472
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,976
The whole house
has heated floors!
473
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,978
He must've
jacked them way up.
474
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,313
Come on!
475
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,915
♪♪
476
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:10,916
Jump!
477
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:14,253
♪♪
478
00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:18,057
The home still has many of
the original medieval passages.
479
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,863
Gotta be honest, guys.
480
00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:26,531
You found a room
with no camera in it.
481
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,199
Your feet burnin' off yet?
482
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,902
You ready to give up?
483
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,275
Francine, thank you
for saving my life.
484
00:19:36,277 --> 00:19:37,742
And for selling
this house.
485
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,745
You're welcome,
but I didn't sell the house.
486
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,282
But you did, to me!
487
00:19:43,284 --> 00:19:44,549
This place has everything
488
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,551
I've been looking for
in a house.
489
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,354
That's why I started
"langley dollar listings"
490
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,489
In the first place.
491
00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:52,291
[ clapping ]
492
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,892
Only one problem.
493
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:57,629
You can't buy it, because you're
at the bottom of the ravine.
494
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,030
[ scoffs ]
no, I'm not --
495
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,232
Ahhhhhh!
496
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,701
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
497
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:06,371
Both: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
498
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,574
Tristan saved my life.
499
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,177
Did you let him out
of the cage?
500
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:13,579
No.
501
00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:17,182
It was me, francine!
502
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:18,717
Good ol' chonkers!
503
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:22,488
I always had a thing
for you.
504
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:28,059
Alalalala.
505
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,461
♪♪
506
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,597
So, you guys got
the show canceled?
507
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:36,267
Yeah, and they replaced it
with some lame new show.
508
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:43,875
♪♪
509
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:51,282
♪♪
510
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,218
Hey, I'm in this show.
511
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:56,155
♪♪
512
00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:58,090
Bye! Have a beautiful time!