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Well, folks,
it's almost Halloween,
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a holiday so beloved in Langley
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that we celebrate
for a whole week.
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Happy Halloween Week, Memphis!
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[ chuckles]
And a boo to you too, Greg.
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Memphis, what are you being
for Halloween this year?
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I'm going to be a big,
scary spider.
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Are you serious?
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You know that's what
I was gonna be.
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-Oh, no. I forgot.
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In other news, an investigation
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into the Octadual Formaldehyde
plant is underway
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due to a major leak that
is tainting our drinking water.
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Wait, wa-- was that funny?
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So far, several people
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have been hospitalized,
and, get this,
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may have to miss Halloween.
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Hey, Greg,
you can be the spider.
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Don't.
A town hall will be held
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by the CEO this week
to address the issue.
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Octadual is encouraging
all members
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of the community to attend,
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but would prefer those
who aren't that mad.
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We are going to
that town hall!
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The two things I love most
in this world are in danger.
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Steve and Hayley.
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Water and Halloween.
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Steve and Hayley? Please.
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Steve can't even bother
to show up
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to watch the news
with his family.
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He's working on his science
club presentation
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for the big Halloween
pep rally at Pearl Bailey.
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Hayley, I am so tired of you
knowing where your brother is.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say♪
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-♪ Good --♪
-♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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Did you use acetone on these?
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They're covered
in water spots.
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Acetone dissolves my skin.
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Everything dissolves
your skin, Billy.
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Where's Snot?
He's late to science club again.
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Snot hates science.
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The only thing he likes
about science club is Bartleby.
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Snot loves science club.
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It's the only time we get
to spend together
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since our class
schedules changed.
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Bartleby's just a fun perk.
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Bartleby!
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I missed you, buddy!
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I made you a little hat.
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It says "Bar."
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It was supposed to say
"Bartleby,"
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but I ran out of room
because you have
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such a cute
wittle bitty turtle head.
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By the way,
Happy Halloween Week.
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And a boo to you, too.
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May your eyes of Newt see
into hell.
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You're late!
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Sorry.
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I'm here now, though, and --
- What's this?
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A brochure for croquet club?
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Are you joining croquet club?
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They meet at the same time
as us.
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Okay, truth time.
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I don't like science.
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What?!
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You mean to tell me
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you only like science club
for Bartleby?
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Where is he?
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Oh, dang!
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He's dancing between
the raindrops!
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There's not a car alive
that could hit Bartleby!
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Bartleby, no!
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Oh, my God!
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This is terrible!
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Poor Bartleby.
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Steve, I'm sorry,
but I think this is a sign
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I need to leave science club.
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What? No, you can't.
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- Yoooouuu...
- Is that Principal Lewis?
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-...ooooo...
- What's he saying?
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...oou! You gotta burn
that broken turtle!
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I've planned everything
perfectly for the Halloween
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Pep Rally,
and the last thing I need
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is a big ol' turtle ghost
haunting us.
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You can use the school
incinerator in the basement.
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Is that kid smoking
by the bicycle stands?
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He told me he was
out of cigarettes.
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Yoooooou...
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Touch the red flower.
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I can't believe I've lost
Bartleby and Snot in one day.
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You haven't lost Snot.
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He's your best friend.
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For now.
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Friendships need nourishment
and quality time.
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Without science club,
we'll drift apart.
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Want me to cheer you up?
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The only thing you could do
that would cheer me up
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is bring Bartleby
back to life.
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Oh, that's easy.
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My dad does that all the time
with his reanimator.
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He keeps it locked up, but I
know where the schematics are.
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Do you think we could build it
in time for the pep rally?
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Does this answer
your question?
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Did you just learn that face
or something?
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Yeah.
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Okay, here's how
it's gonna go down.
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I run up and grab the plans
while you distract my dad.
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I don't want to go in there.
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Dr. Kalgary freaks me out.
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I thought I heard the chirps
of little children out here.
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Happy Halloween Week, Steven.
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May -- May the ghosts
nip your toes, sir.
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I just need to run upstairs
and grab some notes.
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Go ahead, my little
synthetic angel.
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Steven, why don't you come in?
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Have a seat
on our sectional sofa.
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It's new from...
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Restoration Hardware!
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Are you stealing my soul?
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Okay, got the notes.
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Let's go.
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Another boy convinced
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I own mid-tier furniture!
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And now, as is Halloween
Pep Rally tradition,
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we shall see presentations
from the clubs.
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- We're skeletons!
- Ooh!
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Croquet club has pleased me.
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Science club, you're next.
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Science club
has built a machine
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that defies
the laws of science!
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I told you to burn that!
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What once was dead and gone
may finally live again!
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Billy!
Pull the lever!
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Behold the feats
of science club!
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Especially you, Snot.
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Bartleby's back!
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And so is my interest
in science.
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This is an abomination!
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I'll burn that monster
myself!
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No! Don't!
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I-I need him, or Snot won't
come back to science club!
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I'm canceling science club!
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Forever!
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- I won't let you!
- Aah!
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Aah!
I'm bouncin' down the stairs!
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Oof!
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I'm...
losing consciousness.
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Maybe to die.
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Smith, Billy,
if you're going to kill me,
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bury me in the Lewis
family plot off route six.
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We're not gonna kill you.
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I just have to leave you
down here for now.
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Unless you promise not
to cancel science club?
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Not a chance.
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Don't you think the school
will ask questions
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if I suddenly disappear?
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I'm the Principal.
- He's right.
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We need everyone to think
Lewis is still around.
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Let's get a fat suit.
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I'll be the left side
and you can be the right.
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I have a better idea.
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Better than the fat suit?
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I think we're in
the right place.
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Aah!
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It's a Lewis!
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Billy, stop being
a perfectionist.
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His genitals just aren't
gonna stay on.
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So get him dressed and ready
for the school to see him.
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Steve, there you are.
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What you did with Bartleby
was amazing.
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If you liked Bartleby
coming back to life,
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how would you feel about
bringing humans back to life?
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Oh, I would find that foul.
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Whoever's capable of doing
something like that
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is disgusting.
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Shameless. Sacrilegious.
Vile. Just loathsome.
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- Awful. Repugnant. I mean...
- And an all around bad person
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who deserves to rot.
-...like, person is terrible.
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To rot, yeah. Totally.
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Totally. Okay, cool.
Glad we agree.
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Welp, you gotta go.
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Oh.
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Everything's riding
on this walk.
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Hey, Principal Lewis.
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They're buying it.
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It worked, but how do
we calm him down?
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Aah!
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♪ ...on the road♪
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♪ Feelin' lonely
and so cold♪
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Gilmore Girls?
And it's the whole series.
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Hmm.
That'll keep him occupied.
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I only watch shows
that begin with "G."
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Maybe after I finish Gunsmoke,
I'll check this out.
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This or Golumbo.
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Oh, Billy, Billy.
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I have to spell you
some terrible news.
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Yay! Clam chowder day!
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Mm. Ow! Too hot!
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You didn't blow on it first,
you monsters?!
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Speaking of monsters,
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we created a Frankenstein
version of you,
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and everybody bought it.
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He can only grunt
and smash things, so...
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people thought it was you.
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Hmm. You've got it
all figured out, don't you?
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Except for one little problem.
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Tomorrow is my Halloween Boo
Brunch with the superintendent.
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It's all easy, breezy chit-chat.
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No way your grunting imitation
Lewis can pass that test.
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No more Gilmore Girls.
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We gotta teach you
English overnight.
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Me want coffee.
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Can have coffee
with my coffee?
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He's learning English
from Gilmore Girls!
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Great!
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Gilmore Girls
is notorious for being
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an easy, breeze chatty show.
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It's perfect
for the Boo Brunch!
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Say something
effortlessly charming.
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Kill!
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Hmm, not black tie ready.
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We'll keep him here watching
Gilmore Girls overnight.
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I'll go get us some food.
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I've got an in
with one of the lunch ladies.
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She says she likes how much
mashed potatoes I can eat.
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Steve, I've been waiting
in the lab.
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Are you blowing me off
to hang out with the principal?
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Of course not.
The door's just closing.
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Happy Halloween Week, everyone.
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May your demon chains
rattle you to the core.
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The CEO of
Octadual Formaldehyde is here
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to answer questions
about the alleged leak --
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Mrs. Harriet Bustax.
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Well, what a surprise.
It's Roger.
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Thank you for allowing me
to speak.
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- Boo!
- Criminal!
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- Liar!
- Ya suck!
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Let's give her a chance
to explain.
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She bribed me
with a huge bribe.
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What's happening is
we're deliberately
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pouring formaldehyde
into the ground
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because disposing of it properly
is a whole to-do.
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The people of Langley Falls
will not stand for this!
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Can I just say one thing?
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What if formaldehyde
were good for you?
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I'll admit that is convincing.
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But how do we know
you aren't lying?
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If I were lying,
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would I drink
the tap water myself?
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She likes it so much
she pissed herself!
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That's what I do
when I like something.
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00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,600
Me, too.
259
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,431
Wanna get out of here
and go to...
260
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,998
The Sbarro
in the food court?
261
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,611
Who wants formaldehyde swag?
262
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:59,447
Someone inject this
into my veins.
263
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,579
Is that show
just about coffee?
264
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,799
The superintendent
is here!
265
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,583
Okay, Frankenlewis, remember,
266
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,804
you need to talk about things
that aren't just coffee related.
267
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,373
Okay. What is family?
268
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,810
I think he's struggling
to understand
269
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,509
some of the more complex
theme of Gilmore Girls.
270
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,861
I Rory and you Lorelai.
271
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,472
We go to Luke's Diner,
272
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:28,476
you teach me about love
and private school.
273
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,521
Yeah, that's not gonna
be possible.
274
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:33,960
Luke's Diner
275
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- or no Boo Brunch!
276
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,094
Brian,
are you ready for me?
277
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,184
Okay. Do this for us and we'll
take you to Luke's Diner.
278
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,970
I promise.
279
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,624
Enter, soup-tendent!
280
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:50,237
Brian, you look terrible,
practically dead.
281
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,369
I love that
you're always on theme.
282
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,154
You want coffee?
283
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,198
And keep it coming.
284
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,200
Yes!
285
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,161
So, what's up?
286
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,641
Well, I'm a monster.
287
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,208
We're screwed.
288
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,906
You think you're a monster?
289
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:10,300
You should see how impatient I
am with my mother on the phone.
290
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,563
Also, I'm always adopting dogs
291
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,783
and putting them right back
on the street.
292
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:19,309
Speaking of dogs, I saw Snoop
Dogg at the grocery store maybe.
293
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,269
And that was my first
slice of bread.
294
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:26,142
Three hours later, we were
making love in a motel room.
295
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:29,058
A mouthwatering tryst,
my friend.
296
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,755
- Time to go!
- Well, feels like
297
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,800
it's time to go.
298
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:38,111
Wait, I just realized I haven't
asked anything about you, Brian.
299
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,460
Oh, no.
300
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,635
Ah, well.
301
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,115
Next year.
302
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,204
Bye, bitch.
303
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,510
Ha-ha.
That trick was a treat.
304
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,296
We did it!
305
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,906
We got through
the Boo Brunch,
306
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,864
and now I can have
science club with Snot!
307
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,258
You promise Luke's Diner.
308
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,781
No time, Franky baby.
309
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,654
Maybe later.
- You break promise.
310
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,264
You be sorry!
311
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,310
Oh, yeah?
What are you gonna do?
312
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,007
Use your superhuman
brute strength
313
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,704
to kidnap my best friend Snot
314
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,446
who is playing unsupervised
on the front lawn right now?
315
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,231
Well, if that's what
you're thinking,
316
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,362
you can forget about it.
317
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,190
Aah!
318
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,980
- Toshi, w-w-what happened?
319
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,459
Principal Lewis went mad!
320
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,592
He ran over here,
knocked all of us down,
321
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,855
threw Snot over his shoulders,
and ran off.
322
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,770
I think I asked Toshi,
323
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,251
but I don't have time
to scold you on manners.
324
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,557
And now I don't even have time
to listen to Toshi.
325
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,255
I'm coming, Snot!
326
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,607
Billy!
Frankenlewis took Snot!
327
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,175
We have to find him!
He -- He could be anywhere!
328
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,612
I'm with you 'til the end,
Steve.
329
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,181
Billy! In the car!
330
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,053
I know you stole
those schematics!
331
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,663
I'm out, Steve.
332
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,539
That's right!
You better run!
333
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:04,284
Oh, Smith. Has everything fallen
to pieces and now you need me?
334
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,461
- Yes.
- It has? I was just guessing!
335
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,116
Frankenlewis stole Snot
a-and ran off,
336
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,943
and I don't know
where he went.
337
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,294
If anyone knows how to track
a bunch of dead Lewises,
338
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,513
it's an alive Lewis.
339
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,516
Let me out of here.
- But you're gonna punish me.
340
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,431
Y-You could even have me
arrested for what I did.
341
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,998
Arrested?
342
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,913
The only thing
you've done wrong is prevent me
343
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:28,134
from feeding the man
I have locked in my basement.
344
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,875
You said he wanted
to meet you at Luke's Diner?
345
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,355
He's going to Stars Hollow.
346
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,227
The town from the show?
347
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,880
That's not a real place.
348
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,665
No, it's not a real town.
349
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,494
But I know where it would be
if it did exist.
350
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,933
In the pilot, Rory starts
a new school in Hartford,
351
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,109
which Lorelai claims
is a half-hour bus ride
352
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,458
from Stars Hollow.
353
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,546
Now, that could be --
- Look,
354
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,939
I'm not gonna find
this explanation
355
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,984
as impressive as you think I am.
356
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,079
Whoa. Are you guys
drinking that formaldehyde?
357
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,602
- It's bad for you.
358
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,212
Trick or treat!
359
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,955
This is a disaster!
360
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,565
I've got to save Halloween!
361
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:12,569
And the first step
is the ultimate costume!
362
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,354
I'm gonna try some things on.
You guys sit tight.
363
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,138
- I'll be back in 40.
364
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,227
Someone get the door!
365
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,576
Jesus!
366
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:24,625
This is it.
367
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,453
The location of Stars Hollow
368
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,845
if it were a real place
369
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,804
and not just a song
in our hearts.
370
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,469
What is this?
371
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,645
He's building a real
Stars Hollow.
372
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,864
This is Luke's diner,
and over there's
373
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,562
the gazebo
in the middle of town.
374
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:52,218
And here's the barn
Miss Patty teaches dance in!
375
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,958
And there's Frankenlewis!
376
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,661
Frankenlewis,
p-p-please calm down!
377
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,880
Di-- Did you hurt Snot?
378
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,708
I'm up here, Steve!
379
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:08,538
You promise Frankenlewis
coffee at Luke's.
380
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,019
You break promise for that boy.
381
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,326
He is your Rory.
382
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,719
But I should be Rory.
383
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,118
You have coffee with me now.
384
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,207
Ask how school was today.
385
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,209
H-H-How was school today?
386
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,516
I don't know what school is!
387
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:33,650
Why did you create me
only to suffer?!
388
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,565
I didn't mean
for you to suffer!
389
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,177
I was just trying to save
my friendship with Snot!
390
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,961
Save our friendship?
391
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:43,704
Steve, honey,
our friendship's not in danger.
392
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,706
Then why did you
join croquet club?
393
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,490
It's a fun game.
394
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,449
Maybe you should join, too.
395
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,320
'Cause looking around,
I don't think science
396
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,887
is the best thing for you.
397
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,019
I guess I did overreact
a little bit.
398
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,717
It's just...
399
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,197
you are the most important --
400
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,549
No! Don't have Gilmo moment
with Snot!
401
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:06,553
Have Gilmo moment
with Frankenlewis!
402
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,597
Aah!
403
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:13,429
You be my Lorelai or die!
404
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,865
I can't!
405
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,738
I've never seen the show!
406
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,523
Then you die!
407
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,872
Stop!
408
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,048
I'll be your Lorelai.
409
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,008
You? Why?
410
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,140
You're a bunch of
my dead relatives dug up
411
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,359
and sewn back together.
412
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,753
That basically makes you
my daughter.
413
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:37,148
Mm. Gilmo momo.
414
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,849
Frankenlewis, I'm sorry
I didn't consider your feelings
415
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,459
as you slowly began
to develop them.
416
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:49,117
Thank you.
That mean world to Frankenlewis.
417
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,337
There's still a couple hours
left in Halloween.
418
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,426
Who wants to ride around
in my monster truck
419
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,905
and scare sweet children?
420
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,559
Yeah!
421
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,257
Bye! Have a great time!