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(telephone rings)
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McManahan Industries.
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There's no Tasha here, pal.
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Oh! You mean, Tasha Flunchen,
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supermodel
and international party girl!
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This is she.
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Berco, best agent in the biz!
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Whatcha got for me?
Runway work? Victoria's Secret?
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Don't lie to me,
am I the new face of Grape Nuts?
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Actually, Tasha,
I called
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to wish you
a happy 28th birthday.
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You are
sweet as candy!
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And to let you know
that we're dropping you.
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Eat shit and die,
Berco!
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I'm sorry,
baby.
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You're 28.
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The camera
doesn't love you anymore!
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(receiver slams)
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It's your time to shine,
Nadia.
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¶¶
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(camera shutters clicking)
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¶¶
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(camera shutter clicks)
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(waves crash,
camera shutter clicks)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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No!
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(sobbing)
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(gulping)
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(retches)
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(sobbing continues)
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That was my lasagna,
bro!
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I cooked it
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for the Langley Falls
lasagna competition!
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It's really good.
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You probably
would've won.
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(retches)
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¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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¶ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ¶
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¶ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ¶
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¶ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ¶
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¶ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ¶
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¶ Good -- ¶
¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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Aah!
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¶ Good morning, U.S.A. ¶
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(Roger sobbing)
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(sobbing continues)
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I'm so sad,
leave me alone!
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Roger, I'm trying
to meditate!
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Are you crying?
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No.
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Why, d-do you think
you heard something?
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What happened
in here?
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My modeling career
is over!
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The camera
doesn't love me anymore.
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(sobs)
No one loves me anymore.
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So you only feel good about
yourself if strangers love you?
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You know it!
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Ever since Tasha
was discovered at the age of 14
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in the mall food court,
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innocently going to town
on that big ol' corn dog.
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Listen, I've been going to this
meditation center for a while,
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and, well, uh,
it's given me so much clarity.
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I'm sure
you've heard people
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talking about it
around the house.
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Yeah, I think I heard Klaus
mention something.
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Why don't you come down to
the meditation center with me?
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I think it could really help you
learn to love yourself.
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I love myself
all the time!
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At least once
in the morning
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and usually
right before I go to sleep.
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Well, sounds like
your afternoon's wide open.
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Yeah, we can go
right after I jerk off!
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Should...
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should we turn on
the TV?
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I hope
you guys are hungry,
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because I got us
dinner reservations!
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We're gonna try something
new and exciting --
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sushi!
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Geez, Francine, we just tried
stromboli two years ago.
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Can you let us
catch our damn breath?
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Oh, please, Stan.
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You know I've been wanting to
get more culture in our lives.
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Culture?
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I thought you said you wanted
more vulture in our lives.
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Fine, I'll go, but you're gonna
have to figure out
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what to do
with these gentlemen.
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(slurps)
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(British accent)
It's all right.
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We have tickets
to the theater,
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and if we don't leave now,
we shall miss the curtain.
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I'll have Marcus
bring up the car.
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(slurps)
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(British accent]
Marcus is another bird.
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(slurping continues)
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I'm so nervous.
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What if everyone notices me
and calls me names?
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What if one of the names
is Piss Head?
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Roger, this place
is about removing anxiety.
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They love me,
and they're gonna love you.
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WOMAN: Okay.
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Welcome, everyone.
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I hope
I'm not being too forceful.
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You're fine.
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I'm Chad,
this is Gina,
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and this is
a giant crystal.
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The three of us will be
guiding you today.
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Oh, looks like we have
some new faces.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Welcome.
Welcome.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Hi.
Hello.
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Welcome.
Welcome.
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Hi.
Hello.
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Are you -- Are you waiting
for me to respond?
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Hi. Hello.
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Mm.
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Welcome.
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Now, let's all close our eyes
and breathe in deeply.
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Then breathe out,
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letting the air
and all your worries evacuate.
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(both inhale deeply)
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(both exhale)
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(all inhale deeply)
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Remember, each and every
one of you is perfect.
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Except for Dave.
Where's Dave?
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Your credit card was declined,
so you have to go.
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What a dick.
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Irasshaimase!
Irasshaimase!
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Whoa!
What was that?!
They're just
greeting us.
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Oh.
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Wassup!
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Wassup!
Wassup!
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No menus.
If I wanted to read,
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I'd eat at the library,
but I can't.
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I got banned
for getting mustard
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on the "Guinness Book
of World Records".
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Why don't I start you with a
California roll and some forks?
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This place is Japanese,
right?
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Maybe one of these dudes
can fix my old Walkman.
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The California roll.
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It looks weird.
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This is amazing!
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My stomach is jealous of
my mouth for getting it first!
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We must understand it!
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Seaweed...
cucumber...
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Maggots?
To bind it together?
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That's rice.
Of course!
Rice!
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The rich man's maggots!
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Garçon!
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Who is responsible
for this sushi?
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We must tell him that,
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like seeing cherry blossoms
on a still lake,
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his food is greater
than the sum of its parts.
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Or like
the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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once they've morphed
into the Megazord.
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I must learn
the chef's secrets.
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Unfortunately,
Chef Haruki
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will tell no one
the secrets of his trade.
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Not even
his own son.
Nonsense, Hisashi!
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Anyone who compares my sushi
to the Megazord
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obviously has
the finest taste
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and has earned the right
to know my secrets.
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What?!
Come back tomorrow,
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and I will teach you all
there is to know about sushi.
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No way I'm going to
sleep tonight -- too pumped.
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Mind if I just wait around
outside 'til you're open?
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Never mind,
you don't own the sidewalk.
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I don't need
your permission.
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You're not the boss of me --
until tomorrow!
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Hayley, I am pumped
to do some introspection today.
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I'm so glad you love this place
as much as I do, Roger.
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Hey, Molly!
Okay.
Hi, Ragi!
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So good
to see you!
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It fills me with such light
to see you, Molly.
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Roger, have you been coming here
without me?
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ROGER:
Hmm, have I?
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Welcome back, everyone.
Namaste.
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Namaste, Ragi-Baba.
Namaste, Ragi-Baba.
Namaste, Ragi-Baba.
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Oh, looks like
we have a new face.
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What's your name?
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Me?
Ah, hell no!
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He's taking over
the whole place!
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Oh, good,
at least I can take this class
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taught by Dalton Galloway.
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Oh, Hayley,
does Dalton Galloway
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sound like
a real person to you?
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Grow up.
It's me.
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Why is Ragi-Baba
teaching all the classes?!
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Well, it's his
meditation center now.
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Wait,
you sold him the center?
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(laughs)
No, we didn't sell it to him.
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He took it
from us.
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Hayley,
you must understand
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it's very easy to take over
a meditation center.
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We're very
passive people.
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You should have seen the pussies
we pushed out of here.
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People always ask me, what is
the secret to enlightenment?
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And I always
tell them,
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"You must give yourself
permission to be enlightened."
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That is so wise.
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Thanks, tits.
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You need to stop this
right now!
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You're the one
who said I should meditate.
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Yeah, meditate, not take over
the entire meditation center
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and make it
all about you!
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I see what's up.
You're frustrated
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because I mastered meditation
in one week
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and you're still
super bad at it.
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No.
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I'm mad because this place
is a sanctuary for me,
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and you're
going to ruin it!
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(as Quasimodo)
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
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(laughs)
What is that?
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Is that from a movie?
Is that from history?
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I don't know,
it-it's something.
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Anyway, relax,
Hayley.
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This place
ain't changing a bit.
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Oh, look,
the statue's here!
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Perfect!
Light it up!
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¶¶
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Welcome to training.
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I see you have brought
your own uniforms.
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We didn't want to show up
looking like
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a bunch of assholes,
so I hopped on Amazon.
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Mine's supposed to be
for an American Girl doll,
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but you don't have to tell them
why you're buying it.
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Okay.
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Now, the first thing we do
is wash the day's rice.
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On it!
Oh, yeah!
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(sobbing)
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Oh, no!
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W-What is it,
Haruki?
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Have we
dishonored you?
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No.
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You have dishonored
the rice.
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The rice is the most important
ingredient in sushi.
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If even a single grain
is mistreated,
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the meal
will be ruined.
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Are you...?
Massaging the rice?
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Hai.
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That must make it feel
so special.
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It does,
but to be safe,
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you must then tell it
that it is special.
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You are a beautiful
grain of rice.
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I would very much like
to marry you.
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This will be the perfect place
to learn my father's secrets.
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(both sigh)
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Ba-zinga.
Ba-zinga.
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Whenever the cucumber shipment
is late,
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I like to look at
a picture of my son's mother.
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She was
the love of my life --
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and an
amazing prostitute.
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(cheers and applause)
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Our next guest today
on "Mimosa"
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is Langley's
leading spiritual guru,
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a best-selling author...
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and the on-set meditation coach
for the cast of "Nashville."
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Please welcome
Ragi-Baba!
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(dance music playing)
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(music stops)
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Trish, Sues,
thanks for having me.
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Now,
before we begin,
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I just want to
set the record straight.
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I'm no guru.
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Call me
whatever's above that.
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(laughter)
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(as Quasimodo)
Sanctuary!
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(laughter)
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Th-That's something, right?
W-What is that?
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(siren wails)
Uh-oh!
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It looks like
we've got a 'bush!
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(crowd chanting "ambush")
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Ah, snap,
this is a talk-show ambush!
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That's right!
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We have someone who claims
they have dirt on you!
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Please welcome
Hayley Smith!
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(cheers and applause)
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Thanks Trish
or Sues.
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I'll get
right to the dirt.
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Ragi-Baba claims to be
a selfless meditation guru,
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but look --
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He's actually only doing it
for the attention,
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not unlike a certain
vapid supermodel I know.
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What does Ragi-Baba
have to do
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with pear-shaped beauty
Tasha Flunchen?!
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Yeah, Hayley, those two people
couldn't be more different!
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Except they're both beautiful
and went to Bowling Green.
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Look at the photos,
Ragi!
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Admit it.
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You're just in it
for the fame.
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Oh, my God...
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you're right.
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In trying
to find myself...
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Can I get
a light change?
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(light switch clicks)
In trying
to find myself...
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little music
would be nice.
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(sentimental music plays)
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In trying
to find myself,
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I put all my stock
in how others view me,
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no different than proud Bowling
Green Falcon Tasha Flunchen.
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That is why I,
Ragi-Baba,
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am gonna do the only thing
there is to do.
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I'm going to go
into the mountains to be alone
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and finally find validation
from within.
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(lightswitch clicks,
music stops)
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Well,
that was fun.
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Now let's check back in
with Curtis,
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our smoothie expert,
and see how it's coming along!
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(blender whirring)
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I should probably
watch this.
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I like to throw a banana
in there --
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really gives it
that banana taste!
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(chatter)
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(cart squeaking)
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Remember
to be patient.
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The right fish
will find us.
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There!
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Whoa!
That's a beauty!
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(sniffling)
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No! Haruki, please!
Don't cry!
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What is wrong
with the fish?
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To my eye, it is the freshest
in the market.
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Let the chefs who do not have
our skill use the best fish.
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The secret to great sushi
is bad fish.
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Only then can the chef
truly have influence on it.
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Oh, duh.
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00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,618
There!
A rotting trout!
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(flies buzzing)
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Shall we buy it,
Master Haruki?
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Wait, why?!
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I've always wanted to know
why you buy rotten fish!
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Oh, did, uh, you guys
hear something?
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Uh, is the wind talking?
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He hates
when I do this.
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Hayley,
do you really think
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you're going to be able
to find Roger up here?
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I have to try.
I-I feel so guilty.
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It's my fault
he came up here,
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and I-I just want to make sure
he's okay.
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Huh.
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I wonder if any of those people
know where he is.
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(chatter)
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(brakes squeal)
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Hayley!
Thank God.
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You got to
get me out of here!
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Roger,
what is this place?
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This place?
(groans)
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It's a self-sustaining
collective utopia
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that was built
in my honor.
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It's horrible.
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Come on,
I'll show you around.
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(laughter)
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00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:58,303
I think there's a meditation
room somewhere over there.
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00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,871
Organic farm over there.
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They built a hydroelectric dam
or something over there.
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00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,475
This is amazing.
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00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,845
Look at all these people
living in harmony!
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00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,513
There he is!
Ragi-Baba!
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I shut the hell up,
just like you instructed.
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And when I did, I was finally
able to listen to my son!
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00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,287
We're talking again!
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00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,324
Ragi-Baba, I left you alone
for five goddamn minutes,
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just like you asked!
365
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,627
Now may I have
your holy touch?
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00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,962
Touch me!
Touch me!
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00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,630
I'm not
touching anybody!
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Now leave me alone!
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00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,872
Roger,
this is incredible!
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You're actually helping
these people!
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Who cares
if I'm helping them?
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The whole point of this
was to help me!
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Oh, God.
Is that --
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Poison punch?
Yes, it's poison punch.
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00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,683
You can't kill
your followers!
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00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,219
Jeff, can you hand me
my shaman stick, please?
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00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,627
Ragi-Baba, thank you
for stick-blessing my wife.
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(peaceful music plays)
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00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,702
Jeff, you've got
to untie me!
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00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,171
Whoa, Jeff, buddy,
you're on punch duty.
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Sorry, babe,
my hands are tied.
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00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,776
Ha!
Your hands are tied!
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We're perfect
for each other!
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(groans)
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00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,115
Roger, you don't have to
kill your followers!
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00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,950
Have you meditated
on this?
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00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,286
Meditation?
Isn't that phoney-baloney?
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00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,587
Phoney-baloney?!
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00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,222
Roger,
you're one of the country's
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leading experts
on meditation!
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00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,358
I was faking!
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00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,893
I would just
close my eyes
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and try to remember all
the "Road Rules" cast members.
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00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,964
You got Ibis,
you got Theo--
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00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,465
Roger!
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00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,234
Now is the time
to try meditation for real.
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00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,869
I promise
it will help.
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00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,938
Okay,
but no funny business.
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00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,307
A lot of lives
are at stake here.
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00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:45,777
¶¶
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00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,229
STAN:
He hates it.
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00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,631
(gulps)
403
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,433
You...
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have mastered
the art of sushi.
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00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,437
Oh, thank God!
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00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,139
As a token
of your achievement,
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00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,441
I grant you...
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00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,010
ownership
of this restaurant.
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00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,311
HISASHI: What?!
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00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,513
But I hoped one day,
it would be mine.
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00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,015
I am sorry,
Hisashi.
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00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,417
I would give you the restaurant
if I could,
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00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,852
but you must understand
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00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,922
I have already given it
to Stan and Steve.
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00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,858
What will you do now,
Haruki?
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00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,193
I bought an RV!
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00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,962
I'm finally taking
this piece of rice
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on the honeymoon
it deserves.
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00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,866
Okay, bye-bye!
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00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,502
(engine starts)
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00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,005
(horn honking)
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00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,941
Don't worry,
Hisashi.
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00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,976
We're gonna be
totally cool bosses.
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00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,511
Like,
very cool bosses.
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00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,646
I got to be honest
with you, Hisashi,
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00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,749
I don't think
this is working out.
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00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,352
(peaceful music plays)
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00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,390
Hey, Jeff, make sure every cup
gets a pineapple and a cherry --
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00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,358
oh, and
heaps of poison.
430
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,896
All right, Hayley,
I'm all yours.
431
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,165
Okay,
just relax and breathe.
432
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,402
I don't think
this is going to work, but okay.
433
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,736
(inhales deeply)
434
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,004
(exhales)
435
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,672
It's working!
436
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,541
How did you...?
437
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,743
What is happening?!
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00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,545
This must be
enlightenment!
439
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,514
It feels so good!
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00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,082
(Tame Impala's
"Eventually" plays)
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00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,886
¶ If only there could be ¶
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00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:41,159
¶ Another way to do this ¶
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00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:47,265
¶ 'Cause it feels like murder ¶
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00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:54,338
¶ To put your heart
through this ¶
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00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,577
¶ I know I always said... ¶
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00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,780
Welcome to Nirvana.
447
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,182
I don't ever
want to leave!
448
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,451
C-Can we, like,
live here?
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00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:10,788
You are welcome to stay
for all eternity.
450
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,125
But here,
there is no living.
451
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,294
There is only being.
452
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,562
Being?
What's that?
453
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,098
Being is nothing.
454
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,967
Being is everything.
455
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,368
Okay, everything!
456
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,070
So that means
you have Netflix, right?
457
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,705
'Cause I've been watching
"Cheers".
458
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,240
Like,
from the beginning.
459
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,109
And I got to know
if Carla and Coach get together
460
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,977
and do the nastay.
461
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,546
Carla and Coach?
That wasn't a storyline.
462
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,249
You had Sam and Diane,
then Sam and Rebecca.
463
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,952
And you can't
forget Woody.
Who's Woody?
464
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,620
Who's Woody?!
465
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,889
Oh, my God, you have so many
good episodes ahead of you.
466
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,291
I mean, there's no
replacing Coach, but --
467
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,626
You know what?
468
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,761
I got to go back
and watch some "Cheers".
469
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,597
Lawrence, come on,
don't go!
470
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,965
Lawrence! Ugh!
471
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,933
Great!
We lost Lawrence.
472
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,970
Look, this is so much better
than Earth.
473
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,572
No beginning,
no end.
474
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,941
No birth,
no death.
475
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,176
No birth?
476
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,511
But you do have birthdays,
right?
477
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,346
I got to have
my birthday week.
478
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,081
10 days!
Starts on a Friday.
479
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,583
One full weekend,
then four birthday weekdays,
480
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,652
then we pound out
one more weekend.
481
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,020
Four brunches,
bitch!
482
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,022
Ugh,
I miss brunch.
483
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:21,659
You know Blow Bird loves
his Bloody Mary spicy.
484
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,494
Alan?!
You, too?!
485
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,029
Okay.
486
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,466
You must stop encouraging
other spirits to leave.
487
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,668
And there is
no brunch here!
488
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,205
No Netflix,
no brunch, and no birthdays.
489
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,307
Okay, this place
is bumming me out.
490
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,342
Time to go,
Hayley.
What?! No!
491
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,844
I'm staying!
You can't.
492
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,345
I'm pretty sure
you're my plus one.
493
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,647
She's just
my plus one, right?
494
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,382
Yeah.
All right,
we outtie!
495
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,850
Wait!
496
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:49,487
Aw, man, now I'm stuck here
with just Nathan.
497
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,123
Y-You know,
I just don't think
498
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:56,127
I could go another minute
without a soft pretzel.
499
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,066
Sure, I could've stayed
in nirvana.
500
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,834
I was definitely
a natural,
501
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,370
but I would've had to
give up all my stuff.
502
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,873
Yeah, I think
that's the lesson I learned --
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00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,309
the most important thing in life
is stuff.
504
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,377
Thank you
for teaching me that, Hayley.
505
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,912
Next time
I see you crying,
506
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,247
remind me
not to care.
507
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,082
I wasn't crying,
you were crying.
508
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,750
Oh, no,
what's wrong, babe?
509
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,353
"Hunchback of Notre Dame"!
510
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,022
That's what
the "sanctuary" thing was from!
511
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,491
¶¶
512
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,663
Domo arigato!
Domo arigato!
513
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:39,170
¶¶
514
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,939
(slurps)
515
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,341
Papa...
516
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,176
is this contentment?
517
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:46,444
Yes, son.
518
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,614
A job well-done
supplies contentment.
519
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:52,049
FRANCINE:
Stan?! Steve?!
520
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,818
Are you up there?!
521
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,622
I stepped away
to get my Walkman fixed,
522
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,924
and you guys disappear
for weeks?!
523
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,126
What the (bleep) dudes?!
524
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,128
Bye! Have a great time!
525
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,998
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