1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:02,903 Barry: ...cherry picker, frontloader, 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,472 bulldozer, excavator, 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,574 and then, of course, cement mixer. 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,476 That's my favorite. Mine, too! 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,811 Steve, your new friend Barry is a delight. 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,381 Where have you been hiding him? He's here all the time. 7 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,083 No, no, no, you're thinking of that other one -- 8 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,485 Whatsisname. Fatman Joe. 9 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,487 Did I miss one of Barry's stories? 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,321 Yes. 11 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,156 Could we rewind the tape a bit 12 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,491 for ol' Francine? 13 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,759 It's, uh, a little rude to ask someone 14 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,529 to repeat themselves just because you left the room. 15 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,499 I left the room to get cashew milk ice cream 16 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,668 because someone can't handle dairy. 17 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:38,206 It's me, Barry. I can't handle natural milks. 18 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,341 I'm the asshole she's talking about. 19 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,510 Oh. On an unrelated point, Francine, 20 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,513 I wanted to mention the bathroom faucet was dripping earlier. 21 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,781 Is there a reason you never, ever turn 22 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,217 the handle all the way off? 23 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,119 I-I sincerely want to help you figure this out. 24 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,354 You've had a strand of Carolina-style 25 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,357 pulled pork stuck in your teeth since Wednesday. 26 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,126 Maybe figure that out? 27 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,195 -Uh-oh. -What, Barry? What's wrong? 28 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,231 The way you guys are sniping at each other. 29 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,367 It's not good. This? 30 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,068 Oh, this is normal. 31 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,538 It's married-people stuff. Isn't it? 32 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,406 No. It's not. 33 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,375 You know, forget it. It's not my place. 34 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,878 Barry, it's absolutely your place. 35 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,047 You've got a real problem. 36 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,482 And it will destroy your marriage 37 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,384 if you don't do something about it. 38 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,419 What do you know about marri-- 39 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,621 Tell us what to do, Barry! 40 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,291 ♪♪ 41 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,993 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 42 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:36,664 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 43 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,767 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 44 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,505 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 45 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:49,510 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say 46 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,079 ♪ Good -- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 47 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,347 Aah! 48 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,785 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 49 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:03,591 My parents used to be passive-aggressive like you -- 50 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,858 very toxic. 51 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:09,463 But they did something about it before it was too late. 52 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:13,501 Francine: Re-kind-a-lings, a last resort. 53 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,436 This hotel looks a little sexy. 54 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,804 If I can be frank with you, Barry, 55 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,608 hot, hot sex has never been a problem for us. 56 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,778 It worries me that you think this is about physical intimacy. 57 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,981 If I can be frank with you, Stan, 58 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,184 it may already be too late. 59 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:31,452 Ahh. 60 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,288 Booking a trip to Rekindlings now. 61 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,823 Okay. Booked it. 62 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,226 And I'm gonna get the Travelocity 63 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,894 Five Buck Trip Insurance just in case. 64 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,063 You're wasting our money! 65 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,299 -It's only $5. -Exactly! 66 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,300 It won't cover anything. 67 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,302 Stop! Both of you! 68 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:52,373 You can either be right or you can be happy. 69 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,443 I fainted and you never checked on me. 70 00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:00,180 I'm Mick Weibscott, owner of Pizza Overlord. 71 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:04,552 You all know and love our county-famous jingle. 72 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,421 ♪ At Pizza Overlord ♪ 73 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:11,492 ♪ We've been making pizza for years and years ♪ 74 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,527 But after all those years and years, 75 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,496 we've decided to replace it, 76 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,098 and we want our new jingle to come from you, 77 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:21,602 the beautiful pizza-eaters out there in the dark. 78 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,671 Whoa! We should submit a jingle! 79 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,506 Let's write the best jingle ever. 80 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,742 Let's send in the old jingle and see if they notice. 81 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,514 ♪♪ 82 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:37,285 At Rekindlings, we're sorry you're not in love anymore, 83 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:42,523 but our resort is designed to resuscitate failing marriages. 84 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,459 You'll notice that everything that can be shaped 85 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,227 like a heart is -- 86 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:50,564 the bed, the Jacuzzi, even toilet. 87 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,933 Hey, who could bicker here? 88 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:59,973 ♪♪ 89 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,376 Let it be, Stan. 90 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,812 It's tightened as far as it'll go -- 91 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,447 just a little drip. 92 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,984 So if I come over there and turn it, 93 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,886 is it going to turn? 94 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:19,893 ♪♪ 95 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,562 That's it! 96 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,332 Ahh! 97 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,334 [ Groans ] 98 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:29,303 Francine: Oh. Well, what do you know? 99 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,638 ♪♪ 100 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,410 [ Chomping ] 101 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,512 You just ate another butterfly. 102 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,247 Well, I'm trying not to. 103 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,782 I'm very self-conscious about it, 104 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,317 and you're always clocking me. 105 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:46,019 Maybe don't take such big bites. 106 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:51,592 I think these butterflies want to die. 107 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,762 This resort isn't working! We're still bickering! 108 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,965 And now our last hope is a balloon shaped like my nutsack. 109 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,934 You wish your nutsack was as red as this. 110 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:05,305 Aah, the lovers I'm takin' up in me sweet balloo. 111 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:08,376 Come aboard. I'll give you the rundown. 112 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,512 In a balloo, you got three dangers to watch for. 113 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,881 One, you got to mind the wind. 114 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,315 Snag the jet stream, 115 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:18,652 and you'll shoot out over the sea fast as a cheetah bird. 116 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,688 Two, the balloo poppin'. 117 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,991 It's bad news all around and it happens a lot. 118 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,292 And the third thing? 119 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,962 Condors -- the sharks of the skies. 120 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:33,133 There are condor attacks all over these airs. 121 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,336 Love balloo, take flight! 122 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,340 ♪♪ 123 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:44,144 Let's hear rough takes on our Pizza Overlord jingles. Hayley? 124 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,647 ♪ If your kid's soccer team has won a regional match ♪ 125 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,815 ♪ Come here 126 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,316 ♪ To find an Arkanoid game 127 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,350 ♪ That's been broken for years ♪ 128 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,185 ♪ Come here 129 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,522 It's good. It's really good. 130 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,090 But it doesn't say the name of the restaurant 131 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,759 or the word "pizza." 132 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,928 For ours, I wrote the melody 133 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,663 and Klaus wrote the lyrics. 134 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,364 I can't stress that enough. 135 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,567 Klaus wrote the lyrics. 136 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,669 ♪ Thirty three thousand e-mails ♪ 137 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,871 ♪ Where did they all go? 138 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,506 ♪ Hillary makes me sick 139 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,342 ♪ Time to lock her up, fo sho ♪ 140 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,744 ♪ We are all the puppets 141 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,580 ♪ And George Soros pulls the strings ♪ 142 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,081 ♪ Pizza Overlord 143 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,183 ♪ Pizza Overlord's the thing ♪ 144 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,918 Klaus wrote the lyrics. 145 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:28,522 Now mine. Be brutally honest. 146 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,525 ♪ Family 'round that table 147 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,428 ♪ For this meal we're grateful ♪ 148 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:37,097 ♪ Pizza Overlord 149 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,567 ♪ It's good 150 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,538 Oh, my God. That's perfect. 151 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,807 It says that Pizza Overlord is good, 152 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,142 which puts it in the listener's mind, 153 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:53,714 like "That pizza is good." That's smart marketing. 154 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,916 That's what I was thinking when I did it. 155 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,954 This is great, babe. 156 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,223 Look, I think that's the women's prison. 157 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,225 Huh. I think that's actually 158 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,994 the Skechers Distribution Center. 159 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,729 Stop Fran-splaning everything! 160 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,831 Stop being wrong about everything! 161 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,967 Cap'n Frenchy! Your balloon isn't fixing our marriage! 162 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:17,938 Ya-ha! You feel that wobble? 163 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,741 Ah-ha! The chassis' all screwed up! 164 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,644 It's a damn granny knot down here! 165 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:27,347 Cap'n Frenchy, is -- is everything okay? 166 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,116 Yep, s'all good! 167 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,785 Look! 168 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,454 Cumulonimbus! [ Thunder crashes ] 169 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:37,491 That means condors! 170 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,860 [ Gasps ] 171 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,030 Oh, God. 172 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,001 A may-un! 173 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,607 Frenchy's dead. We're doomed. 174 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,042 Neither of us can pilot this thing. 175 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,111 All we really need to do is go down, right? 176 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,479 Right. Okay. 177 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,914 I'm gonna try something. 178 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,485 It's working! You're doing it! 179 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,721 At first, when Frenchy died, I was like, 180 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,489 "Why?! Why did this happen?" 181 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,559 But now I see there was a reason. 182 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,627 Stan Smith is gone, 183 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,897 for I am become Wind Rider. 184 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,999 [ Laughs ] 185 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:23,003 The ocean?! Up, up, up! 186 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,673 There's no land in sight! 187 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,542 Is this the end of Wind Rider and wife? 188 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,912 Gee! I can't believe 189 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,648 we won the Pizza Overlord jingle contest. 190 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:37,350 ♪ Family 'round the table ♪ 191 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:40,554 ♪ For this meal we're grateful ♪ 192 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:43,256 ♪ Pizza Overlord ♪ 193 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:46,526 ♪ It's good ♪ 194 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,828 We did it! 195 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,663 Well, we keep saying "we," 196 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,899 but it was really all you, Roger. 197 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,333 Aww, shucks. 198 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,334 [ Doorbell rings ] 199 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,003 Ooh, Roger! 200 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,439 I bet it's Capitol Records here to sign you. 201 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,308 Aww, shucks! 202 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,077 Hi, we're Gene and Sue. 203 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,180 We own Gene and Sue's Seafood Shack, 204 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,882 now with three locations. 205 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,551 We loved your jingle for Pizza Overlord, 206 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,953 and we thought it'd be neat 207 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,723 if we could hire you kids to do one for us. 208 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,224 Wow. A job? 209 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,927 Well, you'd have to ask the genius of the group. 210 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,895 Think you're up for it, Rog-- 211 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:22,963 Oh. 212 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,168 [ Sighs ] 213 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,604 I'll do it. 214 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,439 Oh, that's swell. So swell. 215 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,608 There will be expenses. 216 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,710 We'll pay what's fair. 217 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,245 This is a big one. 218 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,579 Get away from me. 219 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,315 ♪♪ 220 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,117 So, at some point, 221 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,553 this balloon will blow back over land, 222 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,889 and we have to be alive when it does. 223 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,092 What's essential that we need to survive? 224 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,394 Coffee. More essential than that. 225 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,665 Face wash. We need water, we need food -- 226 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,799 We need to be ready... 227 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,500 for the condors. 228 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,070 Because they're out there, baby. 229 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,773 Food -- chocolate-dipped strawberries. 230 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:06,974 We'll have to ration these. 231 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,776 I should get a much larger ration 232 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,077 so when the condors attack, 233 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,745 I'll have the strength to fight them. 234 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,114 Smart. Water -- none. 235 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:17,584 This disgusting sweet champagne will only dehydrate us. 236 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,754 I like fresh water. But how? 237 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,190 We take your stain-resistant Dockers, 238 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,159 use them as a bladder to collect seawater... 239 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,928 [ Grunts ] 240 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:33,100 ...which we desalinate using the balloon's burner, 241 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,769 then we catch the condensation in this emptied 242 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,905 Champagne bottle. 243 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:39,940 Ahh. 244 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,975 Francine, you did it. 245 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,945 And I've saved so much energy by not helping. 246 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,446 I feel so strong. 247 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,948 You look so strong. 248 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,150 Still, I need protein. 249 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,685 We're going fishing. 250 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,121 For the line, thread from my Dockers brand 251 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,323 High-Tensile No-Break Shirt. 252 00:10:56,356 --> 00:11:00,060 For the bait, these gross top parts of the strawberries. 253 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,795 Yuck. And for a hook? 254 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,965 Why, your hook-shaped earrings, of course. 255 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,034 [ Seagull squawks ] 256 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,203 Then you can catch birds while I sleep like a lion -- 257 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,472 always conserving my energy. 258 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,540 [ Seagull squawks ] 259 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:17,044 ♪♪ 260 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:17,845 Mmm. 261 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,346 [ Condor screeches ] 262 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,814 There it is. 263 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,315 Condor. 264 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,252 [ Condor screeches ] 265 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,988 It's a [bleep] dinosaur! 266 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,990 [ Condor screeches ] 267 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,326 Oh, yeah, the energy is there. 268 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,428 Yaaah! 269 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,497 [ Screeches ] 270 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,532 Yaaah! 271 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,368 [ Laughs ] 272 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:46,273 All right, let's hear that mbira strut its stuff. 273 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,675 [ Note plays ] Stop. No. I hate it. 274 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,544 We should light the studio on fire, man. 275 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,180 Record that! 276 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,849 That's why you're my idea man, Delmonaco. 277 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,551 You're not a coward like a certain someone! 278 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,287 Stop calling me a coward! 279 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,554 Who are you anymore?! 280 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:05,225 ♪ I'm only the best goddamn jingle writer ♪ 281 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,260 ♪ In the world 282 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,931 [ Groans ] Why are they here? 283 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,033 They're paying for all this! 284 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,770 About that -- This has been pricer than we expected. 285 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:20,040 We've had to close one of our locations. 286 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,374 Well, I don't have anything yet. 287 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,710 We got to put our foot down, buddy. 288 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,379 We need that jingle in one week. 289 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,548 Fine. Deadlines are like assholes -- 290 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,418 I do my best work when I'm pressed up against 'em. 291 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,258 Hmm... don't like the eye juice 292 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,227 getting into the burner like that. 293 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,930 Better bring the flame down. 294 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:43,964 It's getting bigger! 295 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,465 We're going up fast. 296 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,800 Did you try jiggling it? 297 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:52,906 ♪♪ 298 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,276 Is that the curvature of the Earth? 299 00:12:56,309 --> 00:13:00,147 That book was right. It is round. 300 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,516 Oh, no, there's not enough oxyg-- 301 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,253 Stan, we'll die in space 302 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,421 if we don't get this balloon down. 303 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,524 I...have an idea. 304 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,360 Yeah, let's party. 305 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:17,965 ♪♪ 306 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,368 I love you, Francine. 307 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,972 ♪♪ 308 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,373 [ Cork pops ] 309 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,384 We're alive. 310 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,718 You saved us. 311 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,720 We saved each other. 312 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,322 Where are we? 313 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,693 Stan, look! 314 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:52,632 ♪♪ 315 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,334 Stan and Francine Smith, 316 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:58,338 we're the Travelocity Five Buck Trip Insurance Rescue Force. 317 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,841 [ Radio chatter ] 318 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,413 I told you the trip insurance was worth it -- 319 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,848 There it is! You said it was a waste of money. 320 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,151 I still think $5 is too much. 321 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,220 This blanket is thread-bare. 322 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,889 Whoa, look who's rehydrated enough to fight. 323 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,991 Oh, God, he's right, Stan. 324 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,726 But we didn't bicker in the balloon. 325 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,994 You were busy surviving. 326 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,495 For a lot of couples, it helps them 327 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,898 to have a challenge, something to overcome. 328 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,568 We're on the sat-phone with Travelocity HQ. 329 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,871 You'll be on the cheapest flight out of Australia in no time. 330 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,773 We floated to Australia?! 331 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,874 Was that Craig Robinson? 332 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,409 Yeah, lucky you landed here. 333 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,878 One kilometer that way is the Outback, 334 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,748 the most unforgiving biome in the world. 335 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,216 Talk about a challenge -- 336 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,385 really something to overcome. 337 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,221 Should we? Yes. 338 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,125 Where are you going?! 339 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,793 We're rescuing you! 340 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,030 Well, we're rescuing our marriage! 341 00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,100 Bye! Have a beautiful time! 342 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,772 [ Vultures squawking ] 343 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:12,079 ♪♪ 344 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,080 [ Vulture screeches ] 345 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,081 [ Bones crack ] 346 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,548 Got 'em. We've eaten 347 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,151 so many interesting birds on this trip. 348 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,920 And we've gotten really good at killing them. 349 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,124 I can't disagree. We're barely alive, 350 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,093 and we haven't fought for days. 351 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,028 Mm!Mm! 352 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,900 We should get out of the sun. 353 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,504 ♪♪ 354 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,740 Is that a building in the middle of the desert? 355 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:48,081 ♪♪ 356 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,317 A store full of supplies. 357 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,352 But where did everybody go? 358 00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,193 So, you've decided to work for a Borax mine in the desert. 359 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,695 Congratulations! We here at Tetradual 360 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,699 believe that the future is Borax. 361 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,701 Borax has millions of uses. 362 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,704 Why don't you say some of your favorites aloud right now? 363 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,141 I'll give you 15 minutes. 364 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,144 [ Humming ] 365 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,656 We could put this on a sand rat. 366 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:35,195 I think these life-saving supplies might be bad 367 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,829 for our relationship. 368 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,531 We're not bickering. You're crazy. 369 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,368 Right there! You just bickered me. 370 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,535 [ Gasps ] 371 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,372 [ Inhales sharply ] 372 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,140 Where can we go? Where is it hard? 373 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,676 The mining life is a hard life. 374 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,578 Many of you will die in our mine, 375 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,147 either trapped by falling rocks or crushed beneath them, 376 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,083 or even half-trapped, half-crushed. 377 00:16:56,116 --> 00:17:00,353 But, like all of us at Tetradual, you love Borax. 378 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,855 Both: We have to go to the mines! 379 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,658 Sir! The seismic sensors are going haywire! 380 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,327 There's something alive down there! 381 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,928 Shut up right now! Can't you see 382 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,029 I'm making a video?! 383 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,865 ♪♪ 384 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,401 Our remaining restaurants 385 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,569 are mortgaged to the hilt to pay for this jingle, 386 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,672 but we believe in you and your vision, Roger -- 387 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,040 Shut up, Gene. 388 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,910 I'm begging you, I need that wet trap sealed. 389 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,178 Now get ready, suits. 390 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,180 This jingle's gonna sell a lot of seafood 391 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,582 for your terrible buffets. 392 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,754 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 393 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,856 [ Echoing ] ♪ I had a dream ♪ 394 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,059 [ New Age-style music plays ] 395 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,728 [ Dolphin squeaks ] 396 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,930 ♪ Where am I? ♪ 397 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,365 ♪ I'm hungry ♪ [ Water splashes ] 398 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,067 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 399 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,871 ♪ That all the seafood ♪ 400 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,106 ♪ Would be mine ♪ 401 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,642 ♪ I'm so hungry ♪ 402 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,645 [ Jazzy music plays ] 403 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:04,050 ♪♪ 404 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:09,589 ♪♪ 405 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,657 We're ruined. 406 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,293 [ Sobbing ] 407 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,662 W-W-We'll figure something out. 408 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,929 We always do. 409 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,298 Not this time, Susy. 410 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,267 There's no coming back for us. 411 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,001 [ Both sobbing ] 412 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,671 "There's no coming back"... 413 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,441 I'm having a jingle idea that could save everything. 414 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,778 ♪ There's no coming back ♪ 415 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,847 ♪ For Gene and Sue's Seafood Shack ♪ 416 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,383 A Roger Smith jingle. 417 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:43,656 ♪♪ 418 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,159 It's so dark in here. Maybe we should slow down? 419 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,695 Yeah, let's take it nice and easy 420 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,298 and destroy our marriage down a toilet! 421 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,366 I almost disagreed with you. 422 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,602 [ Grunting ] 423 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,304 Keeping this wound from getting infected 424 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,105 is gonna be such a great challenge. 425 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,440 Thank you, baby. 426 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,675 I'm gonna make this deadly spider bite me. 427 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,778 This is the healthiest our relationship has ever been. 428 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,846 [ Grunts ] 429 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,648 [ Distant screaming ] 430 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,121 [ Screeches ] 431 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,624 Humanoid cave creatures -- 432 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,058 incredible. 433 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,727 They ate the miners. 434 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,595 [ Creatures grunting ] 435 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,366 Look at these things fighting -- 436 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,900 like we used to. 437 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,636 Poor bastards. 438 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,903 [ Hissing ] 439 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,042 Huh. Now they seem very close. 440 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,678 Aww. They're in love. 441 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,513 Maybe we're like those creatures. 442 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,716 We bicker, sure, but after we, like, rip on bad movies 443 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,652 and then have outstanding sex -- 444 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,887 like the creatures are doing right now. 445 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,325 Maybe our problem wasn't needing more romance or hardship. 446 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,394 Maybe our problem was letting other people 447 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,928 tell us we had a problem. 448 00:19:55,962 --> 00:20:00,066 Yes! Barry, the medic, all the [bleep] busybodies. 449 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,669 Those lousy busybodies. 450 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,505 Look at these guys just loving their lives. 451 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,341 And why? Because there's no one getting in their heads, 452 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,942 judging their relationship and -- 453 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,278 Crap. I've stopped whispering. 454 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,313 [ Screeches ] 455 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,683 [ Creatures screeching ] 456 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,585 Run. 457 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:24,023 ♪♪ 458 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,225 It's a dead end! 459 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,431 Stan, we're gonna die! 460 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,033 No, we're not. What, why? 461 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:38,204 Because I've secretly still been conserving my energy. 462 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,872 Yaah! 463 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,073 [ Creatures screeching ] 464 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,775 [ Laughing ] 465 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,044 Now, everyone turn your books to -- 466 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,246 and don't laugh -- page 69. 467 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,549 Oh, yeah! 468 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,520 I'll do that with anyone. 469 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,827 Mind your own business, Barry! 470 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,994 [ Grunts ] 471 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,297 Bye! Have a beautiful time!