1
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Okay, I'm off to work.

2
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I keep thinking
that'll stop sounding weird

3
00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,342
coming out of your mouth,
and I keep being wrong.

4
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Get used to it,
because I love doing deliveries

5
00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,414
for Sub Hub --
cruising around town,

6
00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,516
cranking tunes,
high as a kite,

7
00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,451
skimming ham off
the double-meat orders.

8
00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:20,721
Wait. Hayley, when did you
stop being a vegetarian?

9
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When I started getting high
driving meat around town.

10
00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,959
Sub Hub has
the shiniest ham.

11
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And you...want that?

12
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(chuckling)
Oh, yeah.

13
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The shine is the ham
working up a sweat

14
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to give you
maximum flavor.

15
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The wetter,
the better, baby!

16
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Really, Klaus?

17
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This is something
you know about?

18
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Actually, no,
but when you show enthusiasm,

19
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you get to be
a part of things.

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The job's perfect.

21
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The only thing I don't love
is the uniform.

22
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The hat covers my headband,
the shirt covers my belly ring.

23
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I look like some
Wall Street fat cat.

24
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I'm gonna ask if I can wear
regular clothes to work.

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(scoffs)
That's not how work works.

26
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You think I want to wear
this suit to the office? No!

27
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I'd rather wear
jeans and my Pistons jersey.

28
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What in the hell are
you two doing?

29
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We're doing things
backwards.

30
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Getting pumped to watch
"Breaking Bad"

31
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in reverse order
from finale to premiere.

32
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It's gonna be
the shit.

33
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I didn't watch it
when it aired

34
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because I don't like
dark stories.

35
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But backwards,
it's about a drug kingpin

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who gives it all up
to be a teacher

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who doesn't have
cancer.

38
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That does sound
like it's gonna be the shit.

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Count me in!

40
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Well, I hope there's room

41
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on the couch for one more.

42
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Because word on the street

43
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is that this backwards
"Breaking Bad" party

44
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is gonna be the (bleep)!

45
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Hey, what's with the bleep?!

46
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He said it and she said it,
but I can't?

47
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I'll give you something
to bleep!

48
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(Bleep) you,
you mother(bleep).

49
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You can suck my fat...
(inhales deeply)

50
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fishy...(inhales)

51
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wiener!!

52
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Oh. You can say "wiener"?

53
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Guys! We can say "wiener"!

54
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(patriotic music plays)

55
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* Good morning, U.S.A.

56
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* I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day *

57
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* The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face *

58
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* And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race *

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* Oh, boy, it's swell to say

60
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* Good --
* Good morning, U.S.A.

61
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Aah!

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* Good morning, U.S.A.

63
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Hey, Dad. Uh...
here's your sandwich

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with exactly as much extra ham
as it's supposed to have.

65
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Let's see if
it's as shiny as you say.

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Yow!

67
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If it's as wet as
it is shiny,

68
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then we've got
something here.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Very nice.

75
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Phew.

76
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You got my turkey club?

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Whoa!
Are you okay?

78
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There's no A/C on my side
of the office.

79
00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,518
It wouldn't be so bad
if I didn't always carry

80
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loose Hershey Kisses
in my pocket.

81
00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,622
Chopsticks!
Chopsticks!

82
00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,724
That's right, you got
the Chinese chicken sal--

83
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Oh! Did you get shot?!

84
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(gasps)

85
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(groans)

86
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You need to go
to the hospital.

87
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I wish!

88
00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,939
CIA health insurance only covers
visits to the "hopsital."

89
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That's a hospital for
bunny rabbits.

90
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Geez!

91
00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,112
Wolverine!
(snarling)

92
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What the hell
was that?!

93
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That's the wolverine
that escaped from the lab.

94
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We can't figure out how
to get rid of him.

95
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Maybe if you threw less meat
on the walls?

96
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It's a genetically augmented
wolverine

97
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that only likes people meat,
Miss Know It All!

98
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That's even worse!

99
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You guys need
to talk to Bullock

100
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about your working
conditions.

101
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They're terrible.
Millennials.

102
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You think the world should
bend to you,

103
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but if you can't deal
with a broken air conditioner

104
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or a wolverine picking off
your coworkers

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one by one,
you're never gonna make it!

106
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Fine. I won't talk
about how dumb your office is.

107
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Great. Now, Hayley,

108
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I'm still thrilled
to eat the sandwich.

109
00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,812
But can you tell me a little bit
about why this is happening?

110
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(gunfire)

111
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(Theme music plays)

112
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Oh, my God!
What?!

113
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That was the finale?

114
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So many people dead.
"Breaking Bad" is depressing!

115
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For the saps who watch the show
in regular order!

116
00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,200
Yep,
for us "reversos" --

117
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and Christian Scientists,
I think --

118
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death is but the beginning
of the story.

119
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These characters
are so layered.

120
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It'll be fun watching them
become less developed

121
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in earlier episodes.

122
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And less dead!

123
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Oh, man!
I am so excited!

124
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This is gonna be
so awesome!

125
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Dial back
the enthusiasm, Klaus.

126
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We've already
included you.

127
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Meatball sub for Avery.

128
00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,195
Well, if it isn't
my former conquest...

129
00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,498
slipping me the meat
for once.

130
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That's actually the only way
we ever did it.

131
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Anyway,
here's your sandwic--

132
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,503
(electricity crackles)
Ow! Wha--

133
00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,304
Why do you have
an electric fence?!

134
00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,039
To keep the wolverine
at bay.
(buzzer)

135
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,641
(man screaming,
wolverine snarling)

136
00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,843
(shudders)
It's freezing in here.

137
00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:14,748
Oh, yes. That's conditioned air
from my private unit.

138
00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:18,051
I've bested you again,
you cretinous ball of gas.

139
00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,923
Go ahead, try to burn my eyes!
Do your worst!

140
00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,258
What massage would you like
today, sir?

141
00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,227
Thai? Swedish?
Russian?

142
00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,096
Why not all at once?

143
00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:33,667
Everything's covered
by my executive insurance.

144
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Ahhhhhhh!

145
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You know, while you're in here
living in luxury,

146
00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:41,842
your employees have started a
wait-list to use the paperclip.

147
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Just throw them a bone.

148
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Fix that loose tile
in the kitchen

149
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that people keep
tripping over.

150
00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,849
Hmm. I suppose
that's reasonable.

151
00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,084
The tile shall be fixed.

152
00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,087
Now, if you'll excuse us,
these lovely ladies are

153
00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,925
going to massacre my penis
with a Wiffle Ball bat.

154
00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:05,065
So, that's how
"Breaking Bad" started.

155
00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,234
It's a bit
anticlimactic.

156
00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,570
We're just supposed to buy
that he's a teacher?

157
00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,872
We don't even see how he got
his teaching credentials?

158
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Maybe we didn't
do the reverso right.

159
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What do you mean?
We watched the series backwards.

160
00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,980
But we watched each episode
forwards.

161
00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,316
What if we do this...
(audio runs in reverse)

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Mom, this is a complete
waste of --
Hi, this is Vince Gilligan,

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00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,988
creator of "Breaking Bad,"
and if you're hearing this,

164
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that means you're watching
my show backwards --

165
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,426
the right way.
See?

166
00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,728
"Breaking Bad" was never meant
to be a highly acclaimed

167
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tautly paced television show.

168
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It's a treasure map.

169
00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,266
I told you!

170
00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,001
Shh! It's talking.

171
00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:44,337
I have buried treasure all over
these United States.

172
00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:49,142
Are you reversos bad enough
to break my clues?

173
00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,678
The first clue is...

174
00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,312
drive to Albuquerque.

175
00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,614
Okay, Albuquerque...

176
00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,583
Albuquerque --
that sounds like a word.

177
00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,317
Wait. Is that one
of my personas?

178
00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,919
No, no --
That's Albert Gerky,

179
00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,789
second-generation
peepshow splooge-mopper.

180
00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,991
"Drive to Albuquerque."

181
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,359
Maybe it has no meaning.
(horn honks)

182
00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:09,096
STEVE: Roger, are you coming?!
We're driving to Albuquerque!

183
00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,531
I cracked it!

184
00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,268
Lunch is here.
Nothing for me, thanks.

185
00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,271
I've got a seafood tower
waiting for me in my office.

186
00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,942
And before you start in on me
about working conditions,

187
00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,044
I fixed that loose tile
in the kitchen.

188
00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,814
Speaking of the kitchen,
anybody want a drink from there?

189
00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,516
I'm good.
I got the wet ham.

190
00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,484
It washes itself down.

191
00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,954
Suit yourself.
More Fanta for...

192
00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,388
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

193
00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,456
(thud)

194
00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,058
Where's the floor?

195
00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,193
Turns out all the tiles
were connected,

196
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,129
so I had to remove
the entire floor.

197
00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,797
Do you like the hole?

198
00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,866
It's for you,
the people.

199
00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,467
That's it.

200
00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,369
(stirring music plays)

201
00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,072
CIA workers,
you have endured unsafe,

202
00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,708
unfair working conditions
for far too long.

203
00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,178
It is time to pull together
and go on strike!

204
00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,080
(music stops)
-I never thought of that.
-Whoa, whoa!

205
00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,683
You're just gonna turn your back
on this great agency --

206
00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:05,553
one that's provided you
with so much for so long?

207
00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,655
I mean, we were
just given a hole.

208
00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,922
How's the hole, Jackson?

209
00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,091
JACKSON:
It's freakin' deep, man!

210
00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,860
I rest my case.

211
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,064
(music resumes)
You all need to ask yourselves
one question --

212
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,499
"Do I deserve more?"

213
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,934
**

214
00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,937
Come on!
You deserve more?

215
00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,040
10-foot-tall desks
aren't enough?

216
00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,678
(all chanting "Strike!")

217
00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,013
Fine!
Have your silly strike.

218
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,281
But the joke's on you.

219
00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,683
With the wolverine
running around,

220
00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,384
this is the safest spot
in the office.

221
00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,187
(wolverine snarling)

222
00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,757
I see you found
the ceiling tunnels.

223
00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,560
I suppose it was only
a matter of time.

224
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,628
(snarling)

225
00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,529
(growling)

226
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,298
(growling)

227
00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,403
(indistinct shouting)

228
00:08:56,503 --> 00:09:00,040
All right, who's ready to fight
for what they deserve?!

229
00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,441
(cheering)

230
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,411
Do we get to chant stuff
when we march?

231
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,914
That always looks so fun.
Of course.

232
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,882
The best strike chants
summarize your demands

233
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,050
in a short, witty rhyme.

234
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,451
Does anyone know a word

235
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,987
that rhymes
with "unlimited colonoscopies"?

236
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,056
I'm back from
the balloon store.
Great.

237
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,891
Nothing draws attention
to a picket line

238
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,427
like a classic
giant inflatable strike rat

239
00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,963
to symbolize a greedy,
sneaky company.

240
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,135
(hissing, creaking)

241
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,237
Sorry. I thought
you said "giraffe."

242
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,805
You thought that, Dick?

243
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,607
I really like
giraffes.

244
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,642
Okay.

245
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,143
We can make this work.

246
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,011
Let's just get
the picket line going.

247
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,346
What do we want?!

248
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,414
-Air conditioning!
-Floors!

249
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,350
Unlimited
colonoscopies!

250
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,618
When do we want it?!

251
00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,820
Good question!
We never discussed that!

252
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,856
I'm crapping blood now!

253
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:49,990
(horn honks)

254
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,158
STAN:
Move it, socialists!

255
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,760
Capitalism coming through!

256
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,527
-Scab!
-Traitor!

257
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:57,430
Does anyone have a hoodie
I can wrap around my waist?!

258
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,669
(tires squeal, pop)

259
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:02,936
No!

260
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,339
I was gonna use that
in my pool!

261
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,677
(telephones ringing)
An African warlord has captured
an American journalist?

262
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,711
Wait, wait. Hold on.

263
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,145
Okay, now, what color exactly

264
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,947
is this suspicious powder?
Hang up, Smith.

265
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,983
I've got an important assignment
for you.

266
00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,284
What is it, sir?

267
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,219
Those strikers are
testing our resolve,

268
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,822
so we need to dig in
and wait them out...

269
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,057
by playing "Home Alone"!

270
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,358
You'll be the bandits.

271
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,327
I, of course,
will play Kevin McCallister.

272
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,963
Everyone says I look
just like him.

273
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,498
I don't have time, sir.

274
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,734
I need to keep the office
running all by myself.

275
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:37,037
And I...must protect
this house!

276
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,873
(dramatic music plays)

277
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,544
(screams)

278
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,146
(ringing)

279
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,259
(grunts)

280
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,830
Keep the change,
ya filthy animal.

281
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,264
Smith?!
(gasps)

282
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,099
I'm sleepy.

283
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,502
Call in the strikers.
It's time to negotiate.

284
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,938
Sir, I don't want
my daughter

285
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,572
to think this is how
the world works --

286
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,374
you complain
and you get your way.

287
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,509
Well, we can go back
to "Home Alone," if you like.

288
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:20,781
The next prank involves
a hot iron and 17 rusty nails.

289
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,516
I'll call in
the strikers.

290
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,752
(sizzling)
Ow!

291
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,920
(screams)

292
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,225
(all screaming)

293
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,727
We're gonna die!

294
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,695
The boy makes
a good point, Francine.

295
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,098
Vince Gilligan's clue said
to go to Albuquerque,

296
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,233
but it didn't say
to drive 90 miles an hour

297
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,534
backwards on the highway!

298
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,603
I'm doing it reverso!

299
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,407
Remember, I'm the one
who found the first clue!

300
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,310
No one in this car knows
the mind of Vince Gillibrand

301
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,945
better than me!

302
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,815
(siren wails)
Great! Now we're
going to jail!

303
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,417
KLAUS:
Steve, hold my weed.

304
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,587
(siren stops)

305
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,126
Francine, I have
an unregistered gun

306
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,227
in the glove box.

307
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,728
Say the word "officer"

308
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,764
if you want me to shoot our way
out of this.

309
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,067
(motor whirs)

310
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,403
What's up, reversos?!

311
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,572
Looks like you just earned
your next clue!

312
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,308
Welcome to Albuquerque.

313
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,176
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

314
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,116
Let's get ready
to negotiate!

315
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:33,653
Smith will go first,
representing management.

316
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:38,125
Come back to work now,
and our revenge will be minimal.

317
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,592
Short and sweet.

318
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,861
Sandwich girl?

319
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,195
Well...(sighs)

320
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,032
I've never really
done this before.

321
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,533
Let's do
the streamlined version.

322
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,469
Drop slides
6, 11, and 13.

323
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,271
(switch clicks)

324
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,507
(humming patriotic music)
Since the dawn of time,

325
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,277
there have been workers...

326
00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,180
and those who manage them.

327
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,217
(humming continues)

328
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,167
(all humming)

329
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,837
And that's why the entire
concept of America

330
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,374
doesn't work without workers.

331
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,375
(humming stops)

332
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,643
Oh, snap!

333
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,579
She destroyed you, Smith.

334
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,048
Young lady, that is
the most brilliant negotiating

335
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,150
I've ever seen.
That's not even
negotiating!

336
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:41,021
I declare the strike over
and accept all their demands.

337
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,190
Now, let's get everybody
back to work.

338
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,757
I should
get going, too.

339
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,693
I have a trunk full
of tuna sandwiches to deliver --

340
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,995
from yesterday.

341
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,363
Forget sandwiches,
sandwich girl.

342
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,765
I'm so impressed
that I'd like to hire you

343
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,268
as a CIA negotiator.
Really?

344
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,038
An African warlord has kidnapped
an American journalist,

345
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,873
and you're going
to get her back for us.

346
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,441
Oh, no, no!

347
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,510
She led a strike!
You can't reward her for that!

348
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,045
Ah, Smith --

349
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,880
the only man
who stood by me

350
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,781
when everyone else
walked out.

351
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,683
You're fired
for being a scab.

352
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,852
Fired?!
But, sir, this is a huge --

353
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,054
Scab says what?

354
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,855
I really don't --
Scab says what?!

355
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,258
American icons,
take him away!

356
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,598
STEVE: Would you
look at that?

357
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,435
It's the actual car wash
from "Breaking Bad."

358
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,603
They used
a real car wash.

359
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,405
Unlike those CGI
car washes

360
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,474
Hollywood keeps shoving down
our throats these days.

361
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,710
The clue says "Drive
through the car wash."

362
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,712
Why would he ask us
to clean a rental?

363
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,548
Makes no sense.
Roger's right.

364
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,782
Something's off.

365
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,451
Mom, just drive
through the car wash.

366
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,921
What you have to understand
about Vince Pelican is,

367
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,992
when he tells you to zig,
he wants you to zag.

368
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,626
(engine revs)
What are you doing?!

369
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,663
Driving through
the car wash!
(tires squeal)

370
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,736
Oh, reversos!

371
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,306
You found another clue!

372
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,910
(cheering)

373
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,949
(wind howling)

374
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,651
Before we begin,
I want to introduce myself.

375
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,089
Name's Hayley Smith.
I am a negotiator at the CIA.

376
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,323
Kind of a rising star
over there.

377
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,759
In fact, the deputy director
of the CIA

378
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,195
hired me personally.

379
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:32,332
To conclude my brag,
I am a very valuable asset --

380
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,766
worth my weight in gold.

381
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,436
Or, in your currency,
"blood diamonds."

382
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,973
Oh!
You set her free.

383
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,708
My work here is done.

384
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,812
Oh.
I'm a hostage now.

385
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,115
Hope the next negotiator is
as good as I was.

386
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,053
(birds chirping)

387
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,554
(sighs)

388
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,389
Check it out!

389
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,059
Guess who's gonna be
a Sub Hub employee --

390
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,360
for Halloween!

391
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,195
Oh, have you seen
Hayley?

392
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,897
I'm supposed to ask
when I wear her clothes.

393
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:08,201
(scoffs) I haven't seen her
since she stole my job.

394
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,171
* Sad boy, sad boy

395
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,705
* What ya gonna do?

396
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,076
* What ya gonna do
when they come for you? *

397
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,412
"Sad Boys" is filmed on location
with real sad boys.

398
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,314
(sobbing)

399
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,483
(telephone rings)

400
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,255
So now the warlord is
holding me hostage.

401
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,823
Somehow, he got it in his head
that I'm valuable.

402
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,159
(remote clicks)

403
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,394
Oh, no!
They've got Hayley?!

404
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,729
I am so sorry, Smith.

405
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,066
I know how big
of a Ravens fan you are.

406
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,933
Sir, please tell me
the Alpha Team

407
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,702
is on their way
to rescue my baby girl.

408
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,671
Unfortunately,
that's not possible.

409
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,939
In the strike,
the agents negotiated

410
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,741
for summer-fun-time hours,

411
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,010
and Alpha Team left
to go speedboating.

412
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,845
I was just about
to join them.

413
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,583
I always get invited

414
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,785
because I'm the best
at applying sunscreen.

415
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,420
Wet swimsuits sag,

416
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,423
so it's important to apply
below the waistline.

417
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,893
Perhaps that could help you
with your dead-daughter problem.

418
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,132
Guess this is
a solo mission.

419
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,201
**

420
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,303
Okay, the clue
at the car wash

421
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,205
led us to
Los Pollos Hermanos...

422
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,973
Where we found the map
on the back of the menu...

423
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,975
That led us to the Mexican
nursing home...

424
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,078
Where I had sex
with five homeless men.

425
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,447
You what?
Oh, that was
a side mission.

426
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,282
Sometimes,
I do side missions a lot.

427
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,452
The last clue says
we should dig right here.

428
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,553
(clank)

429
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,660
It's a coffin.

430
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,463
Actually, if I know
Vance Gilifinakis,

431
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,064
that's no coffin.

432
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,167
It's a treasure chest.

433
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,935
(creak)

434
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,271
(recorder clicks)
Well done, reversos!

435
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,839
You found me --
Vince Gilligan.

436
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,342
Let my recorded voice
congratulate you.

437
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,777
After waiting here a few days,
the dry desert air

438
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,247
is bound to have made my
actual voice a little hoarse,

439
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,449
but it was well worth it
for the opportunity

440
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,118
to meet my most loyal fans
and shake their hands,

441
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,254
which I'm sure I'm doing
at this very moment.

442
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,856
I'm proud as punch that
you completed my treasure hunt

443
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,125
before my week of rations
ran out.

444
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,093
But enough recorded talk.

445
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,095
It's time for me to hand you
the treasure

446
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,298
I've been keeping
in my pocket.

447
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,833
(click)

448
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,869
It's 100 bucks.

449
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,873
Yay!
Whoo!
All right!

450
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:31,110
(all chanting "Breaking Bad"!)

451
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,813
(suspenseful music plays)

452
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,851
STAN: Armed guards
at every entrance.

453
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,888
How can one man stop
an army?

454
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,958
And as if the terrible
work hours aren't bad enough,

455
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,960
I haven't got a raise
in three years.

456
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,162
Tell me about it.

457
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,330
I've been coughing
for weeks

458
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,731
after we burnt down
that school.

459
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,900
What's a guy gotta do
to get an inhaler?

460
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,202
Hmm.

461
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,237
Seems like these
guerilla soldiers have

462
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,473
some unfair
working conditions.

463
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,210
Hey, fellas.
New guy here.

464
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,912
Finally! We've been working
12 hours straight.

465
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,580
Yep, I'm the new guy,
all right.

466
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,081
Transferred from
the Sahara branch.

467
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,483
Great.
We'll see you tomorrow.

468
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,018
Whoa, wait, wait,
wait, wait, fellas!

469
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,654
My story checks out --
new guy, Sahara branch.

470
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,256
It's pretty sweet
over there.

471
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,858
We work summer-fun-time hours
year-round.

472
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,760
But I'm sure it's the same
here, right?

473
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,530
What?! We don't even get paid
extra for weekends.

474
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,399
I'm sorry -- weekends?
That's my time.

475
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,100
I use it to organize
my collection

476
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,536
of looted valuables --

477
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,838
which I get to keep most of,
by the way.

478
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,341
What?! We have to give
all o looted valuables

479
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,542
to the boss!

480
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:40,112
So you drive your own truck
when you raid villages?

481
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,615
Tell me they reimburse you
for the mileage.

482
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,784
(gunshots)

483
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,586
The repetitive motion
from all this shooting

484
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,187
causes
carpal tunnel.

485
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,590
Your health insurance
really should cover that.

486
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,592
You're telling me
child soldiers

487
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,527
make less money than
adult soldiers?!

488
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,129
That is morally
indefensible.

489
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,632
Management thinks
they hold all the power.

490
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,301
But you're the ones
doing all the work.

491
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,736
So how do we show them
who's really in charge?

492
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,372
ALL:
Murder their families!

493
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,806
(chuckling)
Oh, okay.

494
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,441
Let's -- Let's keep that
in our back pocket.

495
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,078
I think the move for right now
is a strike.

496
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,814
(all chanting "No warfare
without healthcare!")

497
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,789
Oh, my God! Dad!

498
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,391
In the flesh.

499
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,492
(chanting continues
in distance)

500
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,659
Where's your backup team?

501
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,261
They all had
the afternoon off,

502
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,596
thanks to you
and your strike.

503
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,997
I'm so sorry.

504
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,164
No. Don't be.

505
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,000
You taught me
an important lesson.

506
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,168
There is a time and a place
for striking.

507
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,805
When management puts profits
above the health and welfare

508
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,273
of the workers
who earn it for them?

509
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,608
What?! No.

510
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,242
When you need to destroy
an organization

511
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,477
from the inside.

512
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,414
You're such a dick, Dad.

513
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,015
Speaking of being
a dick,

514
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,618
you're not gonna
love this.

515
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,287
Aww, man,
this bag better be re-usable.

516
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,755
(wolverine snarling)

517
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,824
Oh! African wolverine!

518
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,627
(growling)

519
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,130
Bye! Have a beautiful time.

520
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,132
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