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Whoa!
Check out that pair!

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That guy has
even bigger ones!

3
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Good eye, Barry.

4
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Those are the best calves
we've seen all day.

5
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Just think, after we get
our calf implants

6
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from Dr. Kalgary,

7
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we'll be the ones admired byall
the school boys in the park.

8
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Oh!
It's 10:00!

9
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We better get to the Big Bushif
we want to avoid the rush.

10
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Ah, the Big Bush.

11
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Full of cigarettes
and money

12
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we don't wantour parents to know about.

13
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And porno.

14
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Good morning, gentlemen.
Are you here to make a deposit?

15
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Au contraire, Lil' Pete.

16
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Today we're pullin' out.

17
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We've been saving our money
for a year

18
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to get calf implants together --hey!

19
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There's only
$300 here!

20
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Because Steven Smith
withdrew$100 last week.

21
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You what?!

22
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I'm sorry!

23
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I didn't know
how to tell you.

24
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But there was a sale
on Fjallraven backpacks.

25
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I was powerless!

26
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I mean,
look how cool it is!

27
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Wait,
you're wearing it now?

28
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Yeah, duh, look.

29
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It's made from the scrotum
of a duck.

30
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See,
Toshi likes it.

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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.

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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪

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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪

34
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪

35
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say

36
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♪ Good -- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.

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Aah!

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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.

39
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How could you, Steve?

40
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We were supposed to get
perfect calves as a group!

41
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Listen, I know what I
didwas kind of selfish.

42
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But I figured out how tomake some fast cash

43
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so we can still get
our calf implants.

44
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The "Help Wanted" section of
thepaper is an untapped gold mine.

45
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Pachanga Morongo!

46
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We got a winner!

47
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"Human Crash Test Dummy."

48
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Sounds like a blast!
I'm in!

49
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Sounds dangerous.

50
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Oh, less crashy
more rashy.

51
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"Penis Cream Tester Wanted."

52
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Cream is delicious!
I'm in!

53
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How 'bout this one?

54
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"Man Stares At You."

55
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For 10 bucks an hour?

56
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Anything that easy
must be a sex thing.

57
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That's been my experience!
I'm in!

58
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Finger blast!

59
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Psychology experiment pays $25

60
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for a weekend!

61
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And it's at our school!

62
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It's only $25,
Steve.

63
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We'd all have to do it
to make up for your mistake.

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Hey, we're friends.

65
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And as a sign
of good faith,

66
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you can each store
one item in my backpack.

67
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It has to be really
small though.

68
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Cool, let me put in
this Tungsten molecule.

69
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Whoa, Tungsten?

70
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That's, uh, quite
a few protons, Barry.

71
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Can't blame a guy
for trying.

72
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I have news about the
C.I.A.'slong-time groundskeeper,

73
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Billy Kloops.

74
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Kloopsy?
That guy's amazing.

75
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Let me guess, he got laid? Yes, Stan.

76
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He did get laid.
To rest.

77
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Low five!

78
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It turns outKloops had no living relatives.

79
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And since you're the only
onewho seems to know who he was,

80
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I guess it's up to you to throwout
his one worldly possession.

81
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In other news,
our air conditioner repairman

82
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Denny Kergill
didget laid!

83
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And it was epic!

84
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Anyone who wants to hear
thedetails, meet me in my office!

85
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[ Cheering ]

86
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Man: Wait for me,
wait for me!

87
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[ Leaf blower whirring ]

88
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The ad said the experimentstarted here

89
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in the big red circle.

90
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Now we're just waiting forDr.
F. Lance Shoeman.

91
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[ Door opens ]

92
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Hi.

93
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I suppose I could have chosen
a closer door.

94
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Dammit, Roger.

95
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But we need the money.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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Hi.

99
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I'm Professor F. Lance Shoeman
and as a scientist,

100
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the most important thing to me
is data-- dadda?

101
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Doida?
Data?

102
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Please hold
your questions.

103
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This is
a prison experiment.

104
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Half of you will be prisoners,
half of you will be guards.

105
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And we're going to fill binders
on top of binders with derda

106
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about how your roles
at the prison

107
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affect how you
treat each other.

108
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Guys, we're in this together,
so let's take care of each other

109
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no matterif we're guards or prisoners.

110
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Let's divide you up.

111
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You're a guard.

112
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Guard.

113
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Oh, man, looks like
we got to be the inmates.

114
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Guard.
Definitely.

115
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Then I'm the only --

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Geeeeyard!

117
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Shit. Need more people.

118
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Okay. So we know we have
our guards over here,

119
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which means over here we have
our guard, guard, guard.

120
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Dammit!

121
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Okay, this time I'm just gonna
alternate words

122
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so there are no mistakes.

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Guard, guard, guard, guard,
guard, guard, guard.

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[ Screams ]

125
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Okay, we did it.

126
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Prisoners.
Guards.

127
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In our prison,
this gym is the yard,

128
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the locker rooms
are the cells,

129
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and the equipment room
is the equipment room.

130
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Just stay out of there.

131
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There's nothing in there
but a parachute,

132
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a stack of cones,
some floor hockey sticks,

133
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bunch of loose flag
football belts --

134
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Dammit,
now I want to go in there!

135
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No, no,
you have an experiment!

136
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Aaand go!

137
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Make data for my binders!

138
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I guess we should getthe
inmates to their cells.

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Number Three,
get to your cell.

140
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Okay, buddy.

141
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I'm not your buddy,
pal.

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I don't understand.

143
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Number Three,
down on all fours!

144
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Mount your horsey,
Number One!

145
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I do not like thiiiis.

146
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Neigh, Number Three!

147
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Neigh like a horsey!

148
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Neeeeeigh.

149
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Wow, this is escalating quickly.

150
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Good data. Good data.

151
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Wish I had a penand not
a green plastic soldier.

152
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Honey, I've been meaning toask
you, what's with the blower?

153
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He's in mourning!

154
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Kloops died.

155
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What's a Kloops?

156
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Kloops was a man,
Hayley.

157
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A man who your father
was very close with.

158
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Yeah, well, I want to get right
close to those mashed potatoes.

159
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Hook me up.

160
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Aah!

161
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Geez, Hayley, save some
for the rest of us!

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People say it sucks to bein
prison, but I think it's fun.

163
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I'm gonna make Billy
and Tuttle kiss again.

164
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B-b-b-bad news!

165
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You were so hard onthe
prisoners they all quit.

166
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Buuut, g-g-good news!

167
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Massive upgrade on
the prisoner front

168
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because it turns outyou
can rent real prisoners

169
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as long as you
keep an eye on 'em

170
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and promise
they won't get out.

171
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Which is perfect'cause you guys are guards.

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Meet Fang, Bonesaw,
and Nathaniel.

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Experiment, back on!

174
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You're mine now!

175
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Get ready to slide!

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[ Grunts ]
- [ Yelps ]

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This is incredible.

178
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The prisoners have seized power
from the guards.

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[ Fang grunts ]

180
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How did this happen?

181
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Yesterday we were fake guards
and now we're real prisoners!

182
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Maybe this is part
of the experiment.

183
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Barry's right!

184
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I know a few thingsabout F. Lance Shoeman,

185
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and there's no way he
lostcontrol of the experiment.

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[ Door slams ]

187
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I've lost control
of the experiment!

188
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And what's worse,
I lost control of my binders.

189
00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,745
We're in charge now.

190
00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,442
And we're gonna drag
this experiment out

191
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,965
till the first day of school.

192
00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,967
But we'll miss
the prison talent show!

193
00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,665
Uh, yeah.

194
00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:15,190
And all the bad food
and the cold showers

195
00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:18,628
and all that darn smoking
we have to do to look tough.

196
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[ Leaf blower whirring ]

197
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♪♪

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♪♪

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Stan, I knowKloops meant a lot to you.

200
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But you have to
talk about this.

201
00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,527
If it festers insideyou'll --

202
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Damn, my mouth got real big!

203
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,795
I can't watch you do this
anymore, Stan!

204
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You're pushing us away!

205
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[ Screams ]

206
00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,757
[ Groans ]

207
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:03,194
Barry hungry.

208
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,196
Barry hasn't eatenin almost half an hour.

209
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,198
This is inhumane!

210
00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,811
Hey, we need some food!

211
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,465
Our friend's about to die!

212
00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:14,945
This is Dr. Shoeman now!

213
00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,818
I need my binders to
recordthis boy's death!

214
00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,647
Oh, God!

215
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,039
Stick with us, son.

216
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,214
The binders are coming.

217
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,999
Shut up in here!

218
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,609
H-He needs food!

219
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,482
We all demand food
and binders!

220
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:33,224
Oh, so everyone's
standing up to me

221
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,965
except four-eyes
over there.

222
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:38,490
Steve, stand with us!

223
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:42,712
♪ Sometimes
my hearing goes away ♪

224
00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,628
♪ I can't hear what
my friends say ♪

225
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,108
What are you doing?

226
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:50,677
♪ And one of those times
is today ♪

227
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,115
Oh, we got a little
Song Bird here!

228
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,814
Guys,
I know everyone's bummed

229
00:09:57,858 --> 00:10:00,077
we're missing
the prison talent show.

230
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,557
But fear not!

231
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,559
I brought
a little Song Bird!

232
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,561
I thought I was
your Song Bird!

233
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,041
Why would you think that?

234
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:13,830
[ Off-key ] ♪ You...

235
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,703
Wow! Look at this pantry!

236
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:21,098
They've got San Marzanos,
mozzarella, white truffles?

237
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,144
Lunch lady been
holding out on us!

238
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,059
You can cook,
Song Bird?

239
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,800
I'm sick of all these
meat Popsicles.

240
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,845
Those are frozen
Salisbury steaks.

241
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,388
You're supposed to heat themin the oven.

242
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:33,937
Oh, Jiro dreams of sushi
over here!

243
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,374
The kitchen is yours,
Song Bird.

244
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,812
♪ Bop-do-dat-do-dit,
do-dit-bopbona ♪

245
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,597
♪ Bada-bo-bop-do-da-do-do-doh

246
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:46,297
♪ Buona sera, signorina,
buona sera ♪

247
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:50,954
♪ It is time to say
goodnight to Napoli ♪

248
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:55,089
♪ Though it's hard for us
to whisper buona sera ♪

249
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:59,876
♪ With that old moon
above the Mediterranean Sea ♪

250
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,841
Sorry we didn't save you any, Steve.

251
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,278
Oh, I'm good.
I ate with Fang and the guys.

252
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,714
"The guys"?

253
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,760
What are they,
your best friends now?

254
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,545
Maybe you should go get
calf implants with them.

255
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,199
What? No.

256
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,983
They have great calvesalready.

257
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:23,421
Uh, look, I'm, um,
tryingto get on their good side

258
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,119
so I can get us
all out of here.

259
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,990
Uh...

260
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,384
Whoa, is Dr. Shoeman okay?

261
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,563
You got anyone waitingfor
you on the outside?

262
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,478
I gota sweet little lady.

263
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:42,963
Okay, uh,
you rest up, buddy.

264
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,661
There's a little pocketon
the inside for papers

265
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,837
that you don't know
where they go yet.

266
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:54,148
I'm sorry, I have a really
clear memory of you

267
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,454
dying in
an escalator accident.

268
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,674
Doesn't sound like
something I'd do.

269
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,981
So, how can I help youthis morning?

270
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,853
[ Leaf blower whirring ]

271
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,202
It's Stan.

272
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,118
Ever since Kloops died,
he won't say a word

273
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,033
and he won't take
that blower off.

274
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,252
Yes. I see.

275
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,689
Classic seven stagesof blowing.

276
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,908
I have an idea.

277
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:20,348
Stan, I understand thatyou
don't want to talk.

278
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:23,220
Do you mind if I have
a wordwith your blower?

279
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:27,921
Hiiii.
How are yooooou?

280
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:34,492
Stan saaaaad.

281
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,278
[ Gasps ]
He's still in there.

282
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,585
I'd be bored ifI weren't so hungry.

283
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,023
I wonder what's taking Steve
so long.

284
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:43,980
I hope he's okay.

285
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,590
Steve: Please, don't!
Please!

286
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,070
I can't handle it!

287
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,637
You're killin' me!

288
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,247
Barry,
get over here.

289
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:57,689
"The last time I wentto my doctor's butt,

290
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,518
I had to take off
all my boobs."

291
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,869
[ Laughter ]

292
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,087
Please!

293
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,437
These Mad Libs
are too funny!

294
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,875
[ Laughter ]

295
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,094
Fresh towels!

296
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,270
So you guys can shower!

297
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,750
Those are napkins!

298
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,013
Yeah, for dryingyour ungrateful bodies.

299
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,623
[ Scoffs ]What?

300
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,930
We saw you laughin' it up
with your buddies.

301
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,411
Yeah, it's all
part of the plan.

302
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,413
They're starting to give memore freedom.

303
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,893
Which...

304
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,983
I'm gonna use to find usa way out of here.

305
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,419
Well, hurry up, Steve.

306
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,899
The doctor's losing it!

307
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,465
Data. Data.

308
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,945
Data-data-data.

309
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,991
Data, data-data-data.

310
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,515
I've encoded the data!

311
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,126
Can't believe Snot
and those guys think

312
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,085
I only look out for myself.

313
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,565
I only ever think of them --
Ooh!

314
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:51,004
Bonesaw loves
hen of the woods mushrooms.

315
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,528
Fang's olives!

316
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,269
Nooooo!

317
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:03,581
Oh, sweet, free olive!

318
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,932
The drain is a way out.

319
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,977
I got to free the guys.

320
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,894
Oh, man.

321
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,069
Door's guarded.

322
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,854
Well, I've done
everything I could.

323
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,511
Should be a straight shot
to the street.

324
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,780
How did the olive know
which way to go?!

325
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:33,307
[ Cries ]

326
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,398
Sweet sunlight!

327
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,182
[ Light bulb humming ]

328
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,924
The sun is so loud today.

329
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,621
Welcome to the pizza party,
bud!

330
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,536
Experiment's over!

331
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:49,279
But Fang, Bonesaw, Nathaniel --
they're criminals!

332
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,064
Pshaw.
White collar!

333
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,849
Their real names are Frank,
Bernie, and Nutcutter.

334
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,982
They're being rehabilitated
by the system.

335
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,809
So there was
no real danger?

336
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,421
The only real part was when
you ditched your friends.

337
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,031
That was real.

338
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:02,989
Real [bleep] up!

339
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,642
Help yourself
to some pizza.

340
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,340
All that's left
is the barbecue chicken.

341
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,516
It's a Southern take
on an Italian classic.

342
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,997
You'll love it.
Nobody else did, but you will.

343
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,221
Good experiment.
Good experiment.

344
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,570
Good experiment.

345
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,007
Good experiment.

346
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,965
This is only three bucks!

347
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,184
You said $25!

348
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,837
Minus the expenses.

349
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,188
Did you like eating your pizza
off "Teen Titans" plates?

350
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,905
But we need a hundred bucksor we won't have

351
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,669
enough moneyfor our calf implants.

352
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,020
Well, the three of us
have enough money.

353
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,544
What? I thought we were gonna
do this together!

354
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,329
Oh, now you're interestedin
doing things together.

355
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,679
Well, here's some moneyto get you started.

356
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:47,903
Once again, I have no idea
why I'm doing what I'm doing!

357
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,561
Stan, I want to congratulate you

358
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,476
on the swift progress
you've made,

359
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,087
but now it's timeto take off the blower.

360
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,353
Noooot ready!

361
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,704
But maybe you can
grievefor him another way.

362
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,011
I'm listening.

363
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:12,797
You mentioned Kloops alwayswanted
to blow the central quad

364
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,017
but he didn't havethe security clearance.

365
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,107
Stan, you have that clearance.

366
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:22,155
[ Leaf blower whirring ]

367
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:32,078
♪♪

368
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:35,516
It's me,
the great Billy Kloops!

369
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:39,520
Thank you for making
my dream come true, Stan.

370
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:43,176
Now blow me to heaven,
old friend!

371
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:46,614
♪♪

372
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:50,226
Whoa!
[ Screaming ]

373
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,968
Aaaaah!

374
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:03,239
What do you know?
I do feel better.

375
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,288
[ Steve panting ]

376
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,854
Guys, you're right.

377
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,205
Leaving you behind
wasn't my finest hour.

378
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:16,122
I know I don't deserve calves,
but we're still best friends!

379
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,210
Uh, correction.

380
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,081
Weare still
best friends.

381
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,301
I'm so sorry
for what I did.

382
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,738
You're very generouswith your "sorrys"

383
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,088
but selfishwith everything else.

384
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,308
That was remarkably well put,
Barry.

385
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,223
Don't patronize me.

386
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,181
Oh, God, it was terrible!

387
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,184
Mertz withdrew his nunchucksand
then he robbed me with 'em!

388
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,012
But he left the money?

389
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,361
No, you moron!

390
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,536
He took everything!

391
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,148
The bush is empty!

392
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,933
That money would have
beenin our calves by now

393
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,457
if it weren't for you, Steve.

394
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,893
You ruined our lives!

395
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,287
We never want to
see you again!

396
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,163
It's good to know I can at
leaststill count on you, Tosh.

397
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,990
A-no!
Thank you.

398
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,253
No!
Yes.

399
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,906
No! No! No!

400
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,300
Now you've lost me, Tosh.
But we're cool, right?

401
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,566
So that's when I realizedI
had been selfish.

402
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,394
And now I need
to earn $300

403
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,743
for my friends' calves.

404
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,919
It's not for drugs?
Usually it's for drugs.

405
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,619
Well, if friendship
is a dr-- Aaaah!

406
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,143
Here's $4.

407
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,188
You said $20.

408
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,278
There's gonna be
a pizza party.

409
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,236
Apply it to area.

410
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:34,939
Okay. And how soon tillit
takes effec-- Aaah!

411
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,419
It burns! It burns!

412
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,812
Dr. Slippy!

413
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,380
Your penis burning cream
works!

414
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,816
We gon' be rich!

415
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,992
[ Laughs ]

416
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,866
[ Timer dings ]

417
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,435
I got another hour in meif you do.

418
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,045
I do.

419
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,442
This is an experiment
in pain tolerance.

420
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,184
The more pain you take,
the more money you make.

421
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,969
Fine. But there better not be
apizza party at the end of this.

422
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,406
Oh, no, no, no,
no pizza party.

423
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,277
You'll get your full
half of the money.

424
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,974
Half?
We're both working.

425
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,193
Are you being selfish
again?

426
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,413
No, no, I'm not.

427
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,328
Give me the shocks! And keep 'em coming!

428
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,895
Oh, selfish boy wants
all the shocks --

429
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,114
Roger!
Okay, okay.

430
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,681
I'm shockin',
I'm shockin'.

431
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,118
Alright,
here's the first shock --

432
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,990
I've never seen the movie
"Titanic."

433
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,427
Just kidding,
here's a real one.

434
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,384
[ Electricity zaps ]Aah!

435
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,472
Give me another one!

436
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,301
Coming right --
Aaaah!

437
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,912
Aaaaaah!

438
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:38,220
Aaaaaaaaaah!

439
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,352
Ah!

440
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,092
I almost have
enough money!

441
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,616
I'm almost there!

442
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,661
[ Breathing heavily ] Yeah,
I'm almost there too.

443
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,402
Turnin' the voltage up.

444
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,665
Fair warning, this one
might burn your brain.

445
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,363
Might be a brain-burner.

446
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,581
Whatever it takes!

447
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,844
My friends
need their calves!

448
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,020
[ Groans ]

449
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,587
I said I'm ready!

450
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,110
Shock me!

451
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,112
Barry:
How's this for a shock?

452
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,679
We're friends again!

453
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,594
Steve, it's over!

454
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,162
You've proved to us
you're not selfish.

455
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,120
But I almost
got your money.

456
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,384
We don't care about
the calves anymore.

457
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,386
We just want
our friend back.

458
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,388
And we want him back
alive.

459
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,477
I don't deserve friendslike you.

460
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,478
No, you don't.

461
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,349
But you got 'em anyways.

462
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,656
Barry, why'd you put a
beltaround the doctor's neck?

463
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:23,831
That was...

464
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,398
already there.

465
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,488
I was conducting
an experiment!

466
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,664
[ Don Henley's
"The Boys of Summer" playing ]

467
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,840
I can't believe
Dr. Kalgary

468
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:36,060
gave us all calf implants
for 50 bucks.

469
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:39,150
And threw in butt implantsfor free!

470
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:46,462
♪♪

471
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:50,118
Check out the lower leg
lollipops on those big boys!

472
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:53,382
I think I'm gonna likehigh school.

473
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,341
It's good to be back
with my best buds.

474
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:58,344
♪ Nobody on the road Four-way high-five?

475
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,433
♪ Nobody on the beach

476
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,391
♪ I feel it in the air

477
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,350
Have a great night!