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♪
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Ta-da!
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My outfit for next week's
annual Smith family trip
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to the dude ranch.
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When Klaus join Village People?
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Oh, my God, did you hear that?
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My precious Rogu's
first sick burn.
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But strong disagree.
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Klaus is working that outfit.
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Give us a little spin, Klaus.
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♪
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Yeah, yeah, now give us
an over-the-shoulder.
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Now give us, like, a...
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like someone deciding
what to get on the menu.
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Okay, I'm good.
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Does anybody else want
Klaus to do something?
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Rogu, Klaus can wear
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anything he wants to
the dude ranch.
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He crushes it there.
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I'm good at all their
activities,
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and I love eating
from the chuck wagon.
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They flavor the beans with just
the right amount of trail dust.
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Tons.
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Ugh, I hate all that dust.
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It fogs up my glasses.
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Steve is right, Rogu.
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We all have something we love
about the dude ranch.
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For example, I, Stan,
am excited to be reunited
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with the ranch's tequila mule...
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Tequila Joe.
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He's easily my best friend.
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Francine, isn't he
my best friend?
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Oh, for sure, Stan,
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but you'll see
when you get there, Rogu.
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You invited Rogu?!
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Yeah, Francine and I
have a bet going on
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whether or not he can herd
cattle better than a dog.
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Rogu's just gonna
eat the cattle.
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And the dog.
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[upbeat guitar music playing]
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♪
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I hope this is the year
I get to ride Tequila Joe.
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But Mr. S., no one has
ever ridden Tequila Joe.
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- He's untamable.
- Jeff, why is it
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that you only
ever open your mouth
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to shit on my dreams?
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Go inside. You're not coming
to the dude ranch.
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- Babe?
- Maybe next time no talking
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till we get there.
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Very funny, Steve.
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Now put me in my spot
on the center console.
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Can't.
Rogu's sitting there.
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[gasps]
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My hat! My spot!
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He's taking all my things!
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Relax, Klaus.
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That outfit looks way
better on him.
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And no one's gonna see you
in the back.
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Ugh! Is everyone
obsessed with Rogu?
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Rogu! I almost
didn't get to say goodbye!
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[gasps]
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Et tu, Billy?
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[upbeat guitar music playing]
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[music stops]
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["The Mexican Hat Dance" playing
through speaker]
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Tequila Joe!
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Sorry I was gone
for a whole year.
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My stupid family
won't let me live here.
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Huh, not as dusty as I remember.
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[wind blows]
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[sighs]
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I'm gonna find a Kleenex.
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Ah, there's Nowell,
the main ranch hand.
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He's my boy!
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Rogu, try not to be jealous
when he calls me
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by my nickname... Buckaroo.
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Howdy, Smiths!
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Welcome back to the Octuple J.
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Hey, Buckaroo!
How you doing?
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So good.
Bet you're stoked that...
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And who's this little monster
you brought with you, Buckaroo?
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Ugh, that's Rogu.
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Gross, right?
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He's adorable.
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I'm gonna give him a nickname.
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Not Buckaroo.
That's what I call everybody.
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I know! Buckarito!
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Buck-a-rogu.
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That's great, but I'mma do mine.
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Let me show you all
to your cabins.
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I'm gonna bury you, suckarito.
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Suckarito.
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Haven't heard that term
in a long time.
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If I remember correctly,
it's where
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one guy chugs margaritas
while I blow him.
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And then...
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that's it I think.
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Yeah. Yeah, I am
remembering that correctly.
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[upbeat guitar music playing]
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[applause]
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Great job, buckaroo!
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Man, if you told me that someday
I would meet a fish
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who could talk and was good
at roping, I woulda...
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Whoa, look at Buckarito!
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[upbeat guitar music playing]
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[choking]
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[cheers and applause]
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Ha!
Beat that, Suckarito.
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Oh!
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[laughter]
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Great shot, Rogu.
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You hit the cook
right in his noot sack.
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Cook?
I'm the got-dang sommelier!
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But your name is Cookie, right?
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Yes, it is.
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And you are the cook?
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- Yes.
- Then what are you mad about?
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I reckon it's the horseshoe
you threw into my balls.
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Ugh, you gonna hold
that over us forever?
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It was a joke, dude.
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[upbeat guitar music playing,
steer bellowing]
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- [stopwatch clicks]
- Nine seconds!
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A new Octuple J record.
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Hold your horses! Buckarito's
at 15 seconds and counting.
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[upbeat guitar music playing,
Rogu laughing]
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- [laughter]
- Wow, I wouldn't even
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think to do it that way.
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What's Rogu doing?
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What are we laughing at?
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[square dancing music playing]
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♪ Ladies to the middle
and back to the bar ♪
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♪ Gents go in with
a right-hand star ♪
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♪ Now everyone make way
for ol' Rogu ♪
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♪ He's the star
of this hullabaloo ♪
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- [cheering]
- Oh, yeah!
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What does he have that I don't?
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Nothing!
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I guess he has
that Nintendo Switch
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with basically all the games,
but that's all.
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♪ Do-si-do, two by two
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-♪ Everyone kiss Rogu
-[cheering]
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Who am I kidding?
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He's a shooting star.
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I have to do something.
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♪ Kiss Rogu once again
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♪ But this time,
just the men ♪
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[cheering]
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[birds chirping]
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STAN [echoing]: Nooo!
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Aah!
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♪
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Tequila Joe is gone!
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Someone cut his rope,
and he wandered off.
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I knew I shouldn't have
left him alone.
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But you just had to bone!
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A switchblade?
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[gasps] That's probably what
they used to cut the rope!
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Does it say
who's property it is?
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It says, "Property of Ragu."
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Uh, I'm pretty sure it says,
"Property of Rogu."
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Wait, Klaus, how do you think
you spell Rogu?
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R... A?
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- What did you do?!
- Easy, buckaroo.
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Now, we may never get
to the bottom
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of who cut Tequila Joe loose,
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but it was definitely
either Klaus or Buckarito,
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charming little devil
that he is.
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- [burps]
- So they're gonna have to go
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into the wilderness to find him.
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What?! I don't want to go
out there with him!
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Well, you should've thought
of that before you freed
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or didn't free Tequila Joe.
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Seems pretty obvious
it was Klaus.
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It's not obvious to me.
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Let the wilderness decide!
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Well, Rogu, this is quite
the bowl of shit sandwich
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you got us into.
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Me?
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Klaus one who frame...
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Klaus one who framed Rogu.
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Why do you talk
so freaking slow, bro?!
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- [quickly] Rogu talk faster.
- What?
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You could do that
this whole time?
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Rogu learn English one year ago.
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Rogu careful no make mistakes.
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Plus, Rogu talk slow,
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charm pants off laaadies.
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♪
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Almost lunch,
and no sign of Tequila Joe.
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If we don't find a way
to track him,
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we're gonna be
out here all night.
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- ["The Mexican Hat Dance"
playing through speaker]
- Tequila Joe!
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♪ Oh, Rogu dance
on the Rogu ♪
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♪ And Rogu, Rogu a Rogu
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♪ And the Rogu
Rogu on a Rogu ♪
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♪ And Rogu does Rogu
on hats ♪
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[chuckles] Ole.
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There you are!
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Now let's get out of here.
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Fastest way is to ride.
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But Tequila Joe
famously unridable.
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That's only because
I've never tried.
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Aah!
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Damn it!
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You spooked him, Rogu!
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Rogu die never seeing
Ant Man & Wasp!
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He's gone.
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Thank you, Tequila Joe.
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I'm free... Aah!
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[gasping] Help!
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I can't swim in this much water!
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I'm used to way less water!
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Aah!
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Oof!
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[grunts]
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Ahh, dry land.
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[gasps] Dry land!
I need water!
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I need just the right amount
of water!
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Ahh.
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Thanks, Rogu.
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Klaus do same for Rogu.
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Maybe.
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Where are we?
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Klaus and Rogu lost?
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Yes.
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We're a long way from the ranch,
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and we'll have to work together
to find our way back.
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Yay!
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Klaus and Rogu go on adventure!
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Well, I don't like it
any more than you do, Rogu.
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For the talent show,
my brother and I
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are going to perform
the shark scene from Jaws.
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I don't remember a shark
in that movie.
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Everyone imagine in your heads
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John Williams' iconic theme
from Jaws.
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I can't hum it out loud
because Universal's lawyers
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are always watching.
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It's like they're
the real sharks.
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[laughter]
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How can you laugh
at a time like this?
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Tequila Joe is missing!
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Stan, there's no need to worry.
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These mountains aren't
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- that dangerous.
- Really?
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Except of course for
that pair of
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mountain lions that are
terrorizing the region.
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Yeah, Klaus, Rogu,
and Tequila Joe
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would make a hell of a snack
for those two love birds.
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- Oh, God!
- I think they're
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boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Isn't that sweet?
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Well, I'm not gonna sit around
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watching a talent show
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while Tequila Joe is in danger.
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I'm gonna sit around outside
and worry about him.
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I did like your skit about
the farting cowboy, Gerhard.
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Danke.
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I feel like someone should tell
Billy that Rogu's missing.
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Thank you, Franny.
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Please call if you hear
anything.
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♪
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00:09:56,683 --> 00:10:00,948
Are you safe, Rogu?
264
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:03,211
♪ Oh, where are you
265
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:06,214
♪ My sweet Rogu?
266
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:11,654
♪ I hear you're lost
and scared ♪
267
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:17,268
♪ I pray that soon
I'll hear you say ♪
268
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:23,144
♪ "Billy, I'm okay"
269
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,669
♪ Oh, where are you
270
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,324
♪ My sweet Rogu?
271
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:33,763
♪ I know you're
probably scared ♪
272
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:37,201
♪
273
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:42,032
♪ Where did you go,
Tequila Joe? ♪
274
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:45,993
♪ I miss the times
we shared ♪
275
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:52,303
♪
276
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:58,092
STAN AND BILLY:
♪ I hope that you are found
277
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:03,880
♪ Or that
you're homeward bound ♪
278
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:09,886
♪ You'll come back, I know
279
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:18,329
-♪ My sweet Ro-Gooooo
-♪ Tequila Joooe
280
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:24,292
♪ Hee-haaaaw
281
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:29,732
Okay, marry the potato skins
from TGI Friday's,
282
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,387
kill the vegetable soup
from Olive Garden,
283
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,998
and [bleep] the baby back ribs
from Chili's.
284
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,306
Rogu [bleep] all.
285
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:41,091
Wait, this is
where we fell into the river.
286
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,092
We're almost home.
287
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,354
- [growls]
- [gasps]
288
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,226
- [yowls]
- Aah!
289
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,359
[yowls]
290
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,926
This is exactly how
291
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,146
that fortune teller in Reno
said I would die.
292
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:56,846
Which means the Nuggets will
win the 2026 NBA championship.
293
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,761
The people of Denver
will be so happy!
294
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:01,851
[whimpering]
295
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,375
Aah!
296
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,121
Klaus hurt?
297
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,211
I'm fine.
298
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,344
But it's been a long day.
299
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,173
Maybe we make camp and pass out
from the pain here tonight?
300
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:26,615
I have to say, between that
hawk, that mountain lion,
301
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,792
and that stink bug I killed,
I'm not sure either of us
302
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,794
could've made it
without the other.
303
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,405
Maybe you're not so bad, Rogu.
304
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:37,408
That mean lot to Rogu
from Klaus.
305
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,627
It does?
306
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,977
Rogu look up to Klaus.
307
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:45,416
When Rogu get to Smiths,
Rogu see Klaus have place.
308
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,419
Bottom rung of ladder.
309
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:51,379
But Rogu not know
how Rogu fit in.
310
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,424
But everyone loves you, bro.
311
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:56,732
Sure, Rogu naturally charming.
312
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,214
But truth, Rogu like duck.
313
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:04,827
Calm on surface,
but under, furiously paddling.
314
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,874
Wow, I had no idea.
315
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,181
You know, I'm glad we ended up
out here together.
316
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,183
Rogu glad, too.
317
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:16,621
And Rogu ain't "lion."
318
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,753
[squish!]
319
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,842
[humming]
320
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,497
Physical comedy, too.
321
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,978
You're the whole package, Rogu.
322
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,589
ROGU: Rogu have idea.
323
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:32,420
Now that friends, maybe Klaus
call Rogu "Bro-gu"?
324
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:35,727
Dude, self-given nicknames
are embarrassing.
325
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:38,861
That would be like if I told you
to call me K-Money.
326
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,821
Oh, my God!
How good does that sound?!
327
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,214
Rogu, you got to start
calling me K-Money.
328
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,433
- Aah!
- [gasps]
329
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,958
- Rogu!
- [grunting]
330
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,046
[thud!]
331
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,441
Klaus help Rogu!
332
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,659
I'll get the rope.
333
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,274
Here's the thing.
334
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,973
I have learned a lot about you
on this trip, Rogu.
335
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,194
You have depth and feelings,
and you're useful.
336
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,544
And I'm... not.
337
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,981
I'm not worried you're
going to replace me.
338
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,896
I know you will.
339
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,986
Klaus not help Rogu?
340
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,031
No.
341
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,075
I'm betraying you.
342
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,903
Rogu no like.
343
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,514
We have words
after Rogu climb out.
344
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,046
Why did you ask for help
if you could climb that easily?
345
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,484
That! That's exactly the kind of
thing that got you betrayed.
346
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,095
Uh, I mean, joke betrayed.
347
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,534
Aah!
348
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,407
[grunts]
349
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,322
Betrayal back on!
350
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,498
Thank God for loose rocks, huh?
351
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,196
Okay, bye forever, Rogu.
352
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,808
K-Moneeeey!
353
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,549
[burps]
354
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,466
♪
355
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,642
It's so sad that after
you saved Rogu from the hawk
356
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,296
and that mountain lion...
357
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,951
- Don't forget the stink bug.
- After all that,
358
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:09,952
you couldn't
save him from the river.
359
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,171
I tried.
360
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,303
But he was swept away.
361
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,262
He's gone, bros.
362
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,046
We're just glad you're okay,
Klaus.
363
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,526
Who cares about Klaus?
364
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,571
Tequila Joe is out there,
365
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,922
and he's bound to be
out of tequila by now.
366
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,533
He's just some donkey named Joe!
367
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,100
[sobbing]
368
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:31,060
I can't believe Rogu's gone.
369
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,715
Oh, we'll have a bar crawl
in his honor!
370
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,499
Maybe do a Great Gatsby theme?
371
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,762
Everyone can dress up
and act rich.
372
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,503
You rest, Klaus.
373
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,809
Try to eat.
374
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,376
[thud!]
375
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,600
[suspenseful music playing]
376
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:53,517
- Aah!
- You left Rogu to die.
377
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,129
I-I had to!
He... he would've...
378
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,523
Oh, God, what have I done,
pancakes?!
379
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,525
Klaus, are you talking
to your pancakes?
380
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,398
Here I am in the hallway
talking to my pancakes.
381
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,531
- Mind if we join?
- Roger, I...
382
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,794
Rogu didn't drown.
383
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:13,320
He fell into a mine shaft,
and I left him there!
384
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,365
So, Rogu is alive?
385
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:19,021
[crying] Yes!
We have to save him!
386
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,850
Klaus, there's no easy way
to say this.
387
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,373
You should've killed him.
388
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,246
- Wait, what?
- Look, I'm happy my son's alive,
389
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,267
although I'm more than
a little embarrassed to cancel
390
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,554
his Mardi Gras-themed
memorial bar crawl
391
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,382
five minutes
after sending out the E-vite,
392
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,342
but no one betrays Rogu
and lives to tell the tale.
393
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,691
But he's trapped.
394
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,432
His arm is pinned under a rock.
395
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,651
So? He could chew through
that thing in two seconds.
396
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,566
Watch.
397
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,569
And our kind can regenerate
limbs practically at will.
398
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,788
[straining]
399
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:50,792
♪
400
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,664
Hmm, it's usually pretty fast.
401
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,188
Oh, well, it'll grow back.
402
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,887
But make no mistake,
Rogu is coming for you.
403
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,212
[gunshot in distance,
man screams]
404
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,629
Rogu's already here?
405
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:02,847
Could be a coincidence.
406
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,675
[groaning, whimpering]
407
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,155
Nope, that's Rogu.
408
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,157
He loves shooting people
in the nuts.
409
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,637
He's not wrong, it's funny.
410
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,856
- [gunshot]
- Oh!
411
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,858
Great bit, Rogu. Keep it up.
412
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,251
[gunshot, man groans]
413
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,471
Take cover! Aah!
414
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,820
What the hell is going on?
415
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,387
Rogu's trying to kill Klaus.
416
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,606
- Rogu's alive?!
- [gunshot, man groans]
417
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,087
Yep, Klaus left Rogu
to die in a pit,
418
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,307
and now Rogu cut his arm off
and is gonna kill Klaus.
419
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,918
You know, I had a feeling
that's what happened.
420
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,963
Now he's pissed,
and he's gonna kill us all.
421
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,617
We should probably say
our goodbyes.
422
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,054
Goodbye, Roger.
423
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,881
You're the only one
I'm gonna miss,
424
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,971
and I can easily say you're
the funniest out of everybody.
425
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,496
I think the shooting stopped.
426
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,324
♪
427
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:48,110
Rogu seek parlay.
428
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,243
♪
429
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:53,420
Rogu show he mean business.
430
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,596
Now want Klaus.
431
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,815
Let rest live.
432
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,905
Welp, I know where I stand.
433
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,864
FRANCINE:
Stay right there, Klaus.
434
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,735
You can't have him, Rogu.
435
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:08,870
Klaus is family.
436
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,351
- I am?
- Klaus, did you really think
437
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,136
we hate you so much
we'd let you die?
438
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,138
You need to work
on your self-esteem, man.
439
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,140
Your funeral.
440
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,838
Rogu come back tonight.
441
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:24,146
No mercy.
442
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,148
See ya then, Rogu.
443
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150
Look, Klaus, it grew back.
444
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,980
♪
445
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:37,507
Klaus come to face Rogu by self?
446
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,118
This is between me and you.
447
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,076
They don't need to suffer
for what I've done.
448
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,472
Klaus noble... and stupid.
449
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,909
Any last words?
450
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,519
Yes.
451
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,391
When the family
wouldn't give me up,
452
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,176
I realized
maybe they do like me.
453
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,613
Which means there's room
for both of us,
454
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,876
and I was a fool
to betray one of the most
455
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,923
special creatures I've ever met.
456
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,229
Billy?
457
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,709
You, Bro-gu.
458
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,147
I will face the consequences,
459
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:12,107
but I want you to know
that I am truly sorry.
460
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,414
Wow.
461
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:18,026
Mean a lot to Rogu
that you learn lesson.
462
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,506
Oh, good. I'm glad...
463
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,290
Before you die.
464
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,987
Seriously?!
465
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:26,208
But I apologized,
like super sincerely!
466
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:31,300
Yes, but also leave Rogu to die
in mine shaft, so...
467
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,215
eh, uh.
468
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,521
Aah!
469
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,565
[mountain lion yowls]
470
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,524
A second mountain lion?!
471
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,916
I wonder if they know
each other.
472
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,918
[growls]
473
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,616
- [chokes]
- [Klaus grunts]
474
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,967
[upbeat guitar music plays]
475
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,491
Told you I was good
at dude ranch stuff.
476
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:53,235
Klaus save Rogu even though
Rogu plan kill Klaus?
477
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,499
You're family, too.
478
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,674
Klaus still die.
479
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:58,980
Are you kidding me?!
480
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,982
But where Klaus dick?
481
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:04,115
Rogu need magnifying glass
to find.
482
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:07,423
[laughs]
483
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,730
That is not funny, Rogu!
484
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,472
It's little funny.
485
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,579
O-Okay, it's a little funny.
486
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,214
It's a little funny!
487
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,041
♪
488
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:20,219
I'm so happy you two managed
to work things out
489
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,611
without anyone getting hurt.
490
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,396
Uh, Mom, all those ranch dudes
491
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,788
got shot in the dick.
492
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,032
Can you guys give me a second?
493
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,621
Well, we're on our way.
494
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,972
I know I can't ride you,
but maybe I can...
495
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,323
hug you?
496
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,368
Thank you.
497
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,978
This is nice.
498
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:44,155
♪
499
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,333
[vehicle approaches]
500
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,121
♪
501
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,993
♪ When will
502
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,908
Have a great night!