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So, Danuta, you still haven't
said how you and Marco met.
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Oh, no. Here we go.
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Well, Marco here is
the reigning champion
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on a certain quiz show
on Langley Public Radio.
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Oh, you mean Oo Oo, I Know That?
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A-ding ding dong.
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When they asked him
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who his favorite
philosopher was,
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he said, "I Kant remember."
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His wit was bone-dry,
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but I was quite the opposite.
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Okay, soup.
This time... you're mine.
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Ow! That sneaky stuff just falls
off the spoon so fast!
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Babe, remember,
flip your spoon over
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so it's like a little bowl.
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Ohhhhh!
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Like a little soup bowl
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- on a stick!
- On a stick.
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Yes, Jeff. Very good, Jeff.
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And how did you two meet?
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Oh, it's so hard to recall.
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I fell into the touch tank
at the aquarium!
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Hayley pulled me out.
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Oh, that's right.
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We're actually going
to a benefit
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at the aquarium
with Johanna this...
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Johanna Gurney-Schaffner?!
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The host of This Way or That
on Langley Public Radio?!
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Wha...?! You hang out with her?!
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Oh, she's a dear friend.
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We actually went to the new
Almódovar film with her
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just last night.
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Unngh! Have you seen it?
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Oh, I really wanted to,
but Jeff kinda likes to watch
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the same movie over and over,
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so right now most nights
we're watching
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The Secret of Saurus Rock.
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Hayley has to explain
a lot of it to me,
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but I'm this close
to understanding
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that dragons
couldn't actually talk.
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Dinosaurs.
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"Dino-snaurs."
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Ohh! Ooohhh!
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Mmmmmm... Marco!
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Polo!
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What?
What?
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Wait just one minute.
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You were thinking about
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Danuta's smarty-pants boyfriend!
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Jeff, I love you. I just...
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I can't even remember
the last time
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we had an intelligent
conversation about anything!
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We talked for hours
about Mad Men!
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Because I had to keep explaining
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that you didn't
have to be scared,
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because the men
weren't mad at you!
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Well, maybe you should
watch it with Narco.
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- Marco.
- Polo!
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Oh, my God!
Why are you so dumb?!
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Jeff, I'm sorry.
I-I just got frustrated.
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- Where are you going?
- Out!
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Jeff, those are my pants.
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I know!
I happen to, um...
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like the way
they make my butt look!
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Jeff! Lookin' good!
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Oh, man, what if Hayley leaves
me because I'm too dumb for her?
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Who's gonna tie my shoes?!
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Hey. Jeffy-boy!
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What up, man?
Little moonlight stroll?
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Mr. S?
Why are you out so late?
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Collectin' critters.
Dr. Weitzman needs animals
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for a new experiment
he's doing at the CIA.
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The agent
that brings in the most
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gets to go to McDonald's
in a limo!
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Whoa!
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Say, Roger was helping me,
but he quit on me.
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Got bit trying to nab
a copperhead snake and just went
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straight to the emergency room,
like a quitter.
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You wanna help me out?
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Mr. S, can I talk to you
about something?
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Not if I turn on the radio!
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This Way or That
is made possible
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by the Arthur and Elaine T.
McKennon Foundation...
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Get back here, you little...
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...creating
a brighter generation
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through the power
of public radio...
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You're coming with me.
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...and SmutPile.com.
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Check it out. Stray dog.
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Can you change the station?
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This is that Jo-hannis
Grundy ShniffShnaff lady
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Hayley loves so much.
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Ugh! Yeah, I hate
this nerd shit, too.
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That nerd Francine
must've been driving my car.
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Let's listen to some Stern!
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A lotta people don't know this,
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but I was high every day
of shootingCity Slickers.
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I'm of course talking
about Daniel Stern's
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autobiography on Audible.
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Also, Jack Palance
was soooo strong.
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Well, Misterrrr...
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Pastafocaccia.
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You seem to have fully recovered
from your snakebite.
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So that just leaves
the small matter of...
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uh, the bill!
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Sweet child o' mine!
Why is it so darn much, Doc?!
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Because antivenom is scarce.
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Yep, if someone
went out right now
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and harvested venom
from poisonous snakes,
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which is what antivenom
is made from,
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they could make
quite the pretty penny.
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- Why are you telling me this?
- I'm a doctor!
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I'm all about that sweet
mmmmoney-money-money-money...
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money-money-money-money
money-money-mmmoney!
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Hmmm.
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"Money, money, money, money,"
you say?
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No, like this...
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Mmmmoney-money-money-money
money-money-mmmoney!
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Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah.
Money-money-money-money!
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Money-money-money-money
money-money-money!
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Money-money-money-money
money-money-money-money!
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Now Eskimo kisses!
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Money-money-money-money
money-money-money!
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Wait here while I run these
bad boys on down to Dr. Dubs.
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What kind of experiment is
the doctor working on, anyway?
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Eh, some kind of
experimental surgery
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to increase intelligence
or some crap.
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Do you think
he could do it to me?
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Dumb guy like you?
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I can see why
you'd be interested.
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But he still hasn't perfected
the operation.
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Most of these animals'll end up
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dimmer than an Amish
Christmas tree.
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I like that you screeched
at my joke, wise old owl.
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You I might just keep
for myself.
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Sure is spooky here after dark.
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Aah! Babadook!
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I wish! It's just stupid old me.
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I was making ramen
on my hotplate,
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and the dang pot
fell on my head.
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Oh. Phew!
What are you doing here?
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My girlfriend kicked me out!
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Aw, that's awful,
Mr. Whoever-You-Are.
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Take it from me, kid...
don't ever be in a relationship
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with someone smarter than you.
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It won't last.
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Dr. Wishbone...
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I'd like to volunteer
for your a-speriment.
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Oh, I would love to have
a human test subject,
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but you should know
there's a 99% chance
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you'll end up brain-dead.
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Uhhh, 99 out of a million?
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I think I'll take my chances.
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Tell you what, Screechy...
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maybe the move is to track down
this beautiful sicko.
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Score ten dogs at once.
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Dad, have you seen Jeff?
He never came home last night.
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Oh, yeah, he volunteered himself
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for a deadly experimental
surgery at the CIA.
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What?! Why didn't you stop him?!
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I guess I don't care
whether he lives or dies.
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Ughhh!
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- Hoo!
- Jeff.
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Stop this atrocity at once!
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Oh, Hayley!
I'm glad you're here.
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As Jeff's legal guardian,
you need to sign this release
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before I can do the operation.
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You must be suckin'
the glass if you think
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I am gonna give Jeff permission
to go through with this...
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"Intelligence Enhancement"?
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Out of curiosity,
has this worked
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on any of your test animals?
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There's one goose
that's now in Mensa.
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Did I get it right
this time, Doc?
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Oh, if it isn't Babe.
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Hopefully here to stop me
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from doing this
super-dangerous thing.
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- He's all yours, Doc!
- Oh.
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H-Hayley?
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Dr. Weitzman? Smart Goose?
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- Did it work?
- Let's find out.
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Which of the little people
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is wearing his hospital gown
correctly?
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This one.
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...seems to have had a bit
of a sartorial snafu.
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- Hm?!
- He's taken his "privates"
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public, so to speak.
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One might even call it an IPO...
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an Ignominious
Penile Ostentation.
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You can honk that again,
Squawky.
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Now, he will need
to avoid marijuana,
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which could dull the effects
of the procedure.
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I can also tell you
that is a fake diploma.
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He's not wrong!
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Ah, Mr. Fischer, welcome back!
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Shall I bring for you
extra children's menus
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so you may attempt the maze
as many times as you like?
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Merci, non.
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Une bouteille de
Châteauneuf-du-Pape
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et du pain pour la table,
s'il vous plaît.
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You have
exposed my secret shame.
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I am not French,
nor do I speak the language.
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Did Jeff take
a ten-gallon Gingko enema
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this morning or what?
'Cause he seems, like,
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a billion times smarter
than he used to be.
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I know! Isn't it great?
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Per te, amore mio.
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Say what you will about Seurat.
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No one can accuse his art
of being...
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pointless.
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That is so witty,
it's almost funny.
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You know, Johanna is hosting
a small fundraiser
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for the McKennon Foundation
at her lake house this weekend.
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You guys should come.
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As they say in Reykjavík...
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What he said.
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So, by now, Barry's going back
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to the Steve Madden
a third time...
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Shh, shh, shut up!
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Your story sucks,
and I hear a rattler.
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Oingo boingo! We got cornbread!
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Here. Take some clackers
and work that string bean
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on outta there.
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What?! Why would I do that?!
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Because I'm Chazz Babylon,
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Speculative Venom Harvester.
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And you're my bag man.
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You told me you were
Chico Dungaree,
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Former Twisted Sister Roadie,
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and that we were just
going on a nature walk!
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Chazz Babylon
is a pathological liar.
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Now get clackin'!
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I will not!
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The world needs antivenom,
Steve.
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Think of how many lives
we'll save.
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All right. We can try.
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Okay, now first we gotta
clack him outta that bush.
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Now hold up a second.
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I wanna make sure
we got a good one.
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Ow! It's him!
And he nipped me!
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- Oh, my God!
- I got nipped!
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Quick, grab his tail!
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Ohh, he's mad now!
Oh, he nipped me again!
252
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- I got nipped! You get nipped?
- Ohh! Yow! I got nipped!
253
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- I got nipped!
- I'm gettin' nipped!
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- Ohh! Ow! Oww!
- Ohh!
255
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,731
I'm gettin' nipped
a whole bunch right now!
256
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,365
Ow! Let's bag this sucker!
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Get him in there! Aah!
258
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I'm trying!
259
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,983
Ah! We did it, Steve.
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Oh, my God.
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He doesn't have his clackers.
He's doomed!
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Wife. Noun.
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A woman who regrets a decision.
264
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What then of "husband"?
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The man who begets her derision.
266
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More snaps! More snaps for you!
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Jeff, we simply have to have you
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as a contestant on
Oo Oo, I Know That.
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Johanna's going to be
a guest panelist.
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What do you say, Johanna?
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Certainly.
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So long as he helps me
with this devil
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of a New Yorker caption contest.
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Any suggestions?
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Hmm.
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00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,249
How about,
"I've heard of a bull market,
277
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,903
but this is ridiculous"?
278
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Or, "Of course on the day
I wear my red tie."
279
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:19,347
Or, "Everybody has been
saying the new guy is horny."
280
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,349
"Think that belt
is real leather?"
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00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,612
"I heard this place
had fresh beef,
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but this is ridiculous!"
283
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Now you do one, babe.
284
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Uhhhhhhh...
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00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:37,539
Business... bull?
286
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,125
- Ugh. That's just...
- That doesn't quite connect.
287
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,629
- Nice try, but...
- Very, very bad.
288
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,510
What th... A weed gummy?!
289
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:55,122
You know that could affect
my treatment!
290
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,515
Oh, my God!
A-Are you trying to...
291
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,343
sabotage me?!
292
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,824
Playing "Rabbitage" by Weird Al.
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♪ I'll nab cabbage ♪
294
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- Alexa, off!
- ♪ And do my da... ♪
295
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,656
You know,
Johanna was right about you.
296
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,093
You are pathologically insecure!
297
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,009
Wh... You've been talking
to Johanna about us?
298
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,533
First you risk my life
to make me smarter,
299
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now you nearly kill me
trying to dumb me back down?!
300
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,016
I'm sorry, Jeff!
301
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,212
I-I was scared you were getting
too smart for me and...
302
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,846
But I should thank you.
303
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,935
Because now that I am smart,
304
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:29,417
I finally see what
a selfish person you are.
305
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,332
No, Jeff, please don't see that!
306
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,768
I never cared you weren't
307
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the most erudite person
in the world.
308
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:39,557
But I can't be with someone
who's downright flagitious!
309
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,259
- F-L...
- It means "villainous"!
310
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,827
I know what it means!
311
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,877
Well, Screechy, he did it.
312
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,531
He won the Tournament
of Champions.
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Hoo.
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Don't make me say his name,
Screech.
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00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,841
Hayley, honey?
316
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,408
The ice-cream truck
just came by.
317
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,759
I got you one of those
[bleep]-up Sonic the Hedgehogs.
318
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,849
Thanks, Mom.
319
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,589
You've just seemed so sad
320
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,157
these last few months
since Jeff left.
321
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,811
No, we've both moved on.
322
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,682
He's with Johanna now,
323
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:21,338
and I'm happy
with my new boyfriend ...ron.
324
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,037
Dahhh! Hey, Hayley! Lookit!
325
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,953
I knocked it right outta
its nest with a rock
326
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,564
from all the way a long ways!
327
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,218
Like, ungh!
328
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,134
Myron! You're gonna get
West Nile again!
329
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,919
Aww! You got a Sonic bar?!
Gimme!
330
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,488
Let's go to the old tire factory
331
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,882
and whip this bird
against the big rock!
332
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,761
I wish Stan would
take me places.
333
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,024
Waaaaah! Rock-throw!
334
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,678
Million points!
335
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,507
Hey, Hayley! You see that?
336
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,335
Yes, Myron. Very good, Myron.
337
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:04,381
♪ I'll nab cabbage and... ♪
338
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,731
Gouda Tenuta, what's nuts?
339
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,082
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
340
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,953
Marco's been missing
for how long?
341
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,566
Listen, I've been doing
a lot of research.
342
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,960
Every male winner of
the Tournament of Champions
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00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,397
has gone missing
a few weeks later.
344
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,747
And it has something to do
with the McKennon Foundation.
345
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,272
Oh, Hayley, conspiracy theories
346
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,709
are the refuge
of the dispossessed.
347
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,798
Kava root ristretto?
348
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,975
Jeff, please. I think you
may be in some kind of danger.
349
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,716
Only of losing my patience!
350
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,979
Clearly,
you've transmuted your guilt
351
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,676
over destroying our relationship
352
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,678
into this absurd fairy tale.
353
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:44,117
Well, enough.
It is over between us.
354
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,736
Forget about her, lover.
355
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:58,174
A brighter future awaits us.
356
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,307
Let's play at puns.
357
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:03,005
"Air Hare." Ten letters.
358
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,876
Hmm. Kite Rabbit?
359
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,054
Close.
But the answer is actually...
360
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,925
Ether bunny!
361
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:14,451
Come now, Jeff. Destiny calls.
362
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,109
Wakey, wakey! Milk some snakeys!
363
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,807
Time to get out there again,
right back on the horse.
364
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,983
Clack clack clack!
365
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,463
You must be suckin' the glass
366
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,552
if you think
I'm going back out with you.
367
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,250
You were never out
to save lives.
368
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,991
You just wanted to make money.
369
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,533
It may have started out
being about the money,
370
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,950
but not anymore.
371
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,908
Well, maybe a little.
I did sink quite a bit
372
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,954
into having
all these T-shirts made.
373
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,218
But otherwise,
now it's all about saving lives.
374
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:45,265
I won't rest
until every snakebite victim
375
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,875
has the antivenom they need!
376
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,485
Aah!
377
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,749
Aah!
378
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:56,319
Aah!
379
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,321
Aah! Aah!
380
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,933
Aah!
381
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,066
I'm afraid
you've single-handedly
382
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,851
depleted the world's
entire supply of antivenom.
383
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,941
Many have died,
and now you will, too.
384
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,596
Clack's all... folks.
385
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,165
My Chazz!
386
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,819
Noooooooo!
387
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,998
The Meisterzucht awakes!
388
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,652
Wh-Where am I?
389
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:28,047
At the threshold of a new age.
390
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,396
Welcome...
391
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,181
to the McKennon Foundation!
392
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,140
Why are you doing this?!
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00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:37,012
Why, to create
a brighter generation,
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00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,711
free of dumdums,
dingdongs, and dingalings.
395
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,627
We use Oo Oo, I Know That
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00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:47,109
to identify intellects
of the highest genetic caliber,
397
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,633
then harvest their seed to be...
398
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,461
disseminated...
399
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,379
Pun uh-very much intended.
400
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,556
...to fertility clinics
the world over!
401
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,735
And you, Jeff, you are
the most smartest one of all!
402
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,476
Der Meisterzucht!
403
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,739
The Master Stud!
404
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,567
Commence milking!
405
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,226
Yaaaaaaawwww! You might think
this would feel good,
406
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,533
but it's agonyyyyyy!
407
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,715
Ready the Meisterzucht
for harvest!
408
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,500
Wait! No! No! Listen!
My genes are useless to you.
409
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,286
My intelligence stems
from biomedical intervention!
410
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,940
Uh, you don't think we already
tried that old chestnut...
411
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,160
My balls!
412
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,424
Milk the Meisterzucht!
413
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,474
Yah, Myron! Yah!
414
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,130
Myron! Attack!
415
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,175
Rock! Bird! Bird!
416
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,481
Rock! Rat!
417
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,180
Let's get outta here.
418
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,884
You came for me.
419
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,452
Even though it means
now you'll die, too.
420
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,801
What can I say?
421
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,108
I think my problem
all along has been,
422
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,068
when it comes to you,
I'm just a great big dummy.
423
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,941
We gotta think of a way
out of here.
424
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,832
But those are some of
the most intelligent people
425
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,031
in the world out there.
426
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,598
We'll never outsmart them!
427
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,601
No. But we may be able
to outstupid them.
428
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,386
I need to be dumb again,
so I can think up a plan
429
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,693
so stupid
they could never expect it.
430
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,043
How?! We don't have any weed!
431
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:38,264
The answer's as easy
as autolobotomy.
432
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,924
Have you ever wondered
what the colors on maps mean?
433
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,057
They gotta mean something.
434
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,146
Quick, what's your stupid plan?
435
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,845
Since Vaseline is clear,
436
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,021
once we cover ourselves in it...
437
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,720
...we become absolutely,
438
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,549
one-million-percent invisible.
439
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,508
Oh, wow. This is stupid.
440
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,423
Seize them!
441
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:11,122
Ugh!
442
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,301
Uch! They're too damn slippery!
443
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,477
Whoo!
444
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,921
The Spank Tank!
445
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,053
All our precious seed!
446
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,500
C'mon, Snugglesaurus.
447
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,154
We can still make it
to the Great Valley.
448
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,330
You know what I'm wondering?
449
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,114
If we maybe should've
tried to save
450
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,463
those other men
in that basement?
451
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:48,769
No.
452
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,119
Do you think all the dino-snaurs
stayed friends
453
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,947
when they were done
shooting the movie?
454
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,906
Babe, don't ever change.
455
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,865
Have a great night!