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I have a good feeling about this.
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I think fly fishing
may have what it takes
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to be our new couples' activity.
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Jury's still out on the fishing,
but I will say, it was
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pretty awesome hitting that
squirrel on the drive up here.
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Ooh! I think I got one!
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Beginner's luck.
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Beat it! Your kind isn't wanted here!
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Don't worry, Stan. You'll get one.
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Ooh, ooh! I got one, too!
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Oh, it's really fighting me, Francine.
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Did it hurt your balls
when you reeled yours in?
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Stan, I think it's just stuck on your...
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Oh, it got away!
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But, oh-ho-ho! It was a big one!
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42 waist. Same size as me.
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I'm gonna ask him where
he buys his pants.
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It was quiet down there.
Really gave me time to think.
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I realize now...
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it was my underwear.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Mm-mmm! This trout's delicious!
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So good!
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I like to take a big bite of fish...
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and then a big sip of milk...
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and then swish it all together
in my mouth like this.
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Ahh! It's like trouted milk balls.
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So it seems like fly
fishing was a success?
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It was wonderful.
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So beautiful and peaceful out there.
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Yes, but we're obviously
never doing it again.
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That was an audition
for a couples' activity,
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and it failed.
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The couple tried it,
the couple didn't like it,
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and now the couple will...
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♪ Put it on the boarrrd ♪
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This isn't a couples' rejection board!
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It's just a list of things
we did that you didn't like.
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I'm not changing the sign, Francine.
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We only tried all these things once!
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Can't we give fly
fishing another chance?
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No. W-Why can't we give
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Couples' Loan Sharking another chance?
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Because the mob came after us
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for stepping on their turf, remember?!
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They broke your wrist!
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, they were right to do that.
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I was not getting the picture.
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Please, Stan.
I really loved fly fishing.
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You know I can't say no
to those beautiful black pupils.
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Let's give it another shot.
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Hey. "Steve's dance recitals"?
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I thought you stopped coming
because you didn't want
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to give me performance anxiety?
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That was a lie. We were bored
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and couldn't relate to your passion.
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The upstairs toilet is overflowing,
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and the goddamn plunger is
never where it's supposed to be!
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Ugh!
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- Ugh!
- Ugh!
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You crunched my nose!
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And... W-Where's your tooth?!
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It went right into the wood.
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That thing must've been flying!
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Well, that's not the only
interesting thing on this door.
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Oh, this is where we used to
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measure ourselves every year.
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Wow. We've all grown so much.
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Me, you, Omar.
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W-Wait. Who the hell is Omar?
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He's got a mark for every year!
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My nose hurts.
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Forget your nose, forget my tooth.
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Let's solve this thing.
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But what about the clogged toilet?
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Let's forget that, too.
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A little dirty water never hurt anybody.
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Okay. We're on the case!
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What case? I want in.
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The case of who Omar is.
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You see, there's these markings.
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I don't know who Omar is, you jerks!
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You're so suspicious!
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Do you think that might be
a lead we should follow?
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I, uh...
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Not sure. I-I wasn't paying attention.
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I was too busy tonguing my new gum hole.
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Oh, it feels incredible.
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Roger, I need your help.
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Sorry, Stan. I'm a duck today.
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I got a lot of duck responsibilities.
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I promised Francine
I'd go fly fishing again,
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but I'm terrible at it,
and I don't want to go.
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Damn it! I don't know what to do!
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- That's it! Dam it!
- What?
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Dam it. Dam the river!
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Yes, damn the river!
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Damn it, Stan, you're not getting it!
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Wait... Say that again.
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I'm doing duck stuff?
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Not that far back. The dam.
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I'll build a dam,
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then there won't be
a river to fly fish in.
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And we'd have more time
to work on our vaudeville act.
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Let's go get some concrete.
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Just give me one second.
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Quack! Quack-quack!
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Quack! Quack-quack-quack!
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Let's roll.
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And that's the easiest way to get out of
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fly fishing with your wife.
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And now a little reward for Stan.
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"Dolly Parton."
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You've done it, Stan.
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The funniest thing that's ever happened.
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Uh... look behind you.
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Today's more for putting
things behind me than looking.
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Whoa.
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A giant lake.
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And like moths to a flame,
here come the lake people.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Guess I'm gonna have to open a
dingy lakeside café, aren't I?
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Hey! You're the guy that made this lake!
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Name's Cleonard.
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That's "C" as in Cleonard,
"L" as in Leonard,
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"E" as in Eonard, "O" as in Onard,
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"N" as in Nard, "A" as in Ard,
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"R" as in Rd, and "D" as in Dildo.
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Have a beer!
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Oh! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Whoa-ho, Lake Man! You're a natural!
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You know what, honey? I'm so glad
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we're giving fly fishing
a second chance.
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But wait a second.
Where's the dang river?
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We're still 10 miles away.
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Oh, yes, yes, that...
that's why we can't see the river...
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that is still there.
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_
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Where's the dang river?
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It's been dammed!
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Yeah. But by whom?
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Guess we have no choice but to
check out the dam up yonder.
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But who needs answers when you've got...
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...cannonb-a-a-alls?!
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What are you still doing in the car?
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Jump in, Francine!
Feel the muck on your balls!
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You know I don't have balls, Stan!
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Prove it!
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I know you're disappointed
we can't fly fish,
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but like Cleonard says,
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when God dams a river, he makes a lake.
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Who's Cleonard?
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That guy over there I just
met for the first time.
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So, what do you think?
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Lake life? Our new couples' thing?
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What's lake life?
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You know, swimmin', drinkin',
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sun burnin', Lyme disease gettin'...
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lake life!
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I'm sorry.
I'm just bummed about the river.
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Oh, come on.
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What was your favorite
thing about fly fishing?
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Well, it was something I really enjoyed
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and was really good at.
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You liked... the water!
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Well, think about it.
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Now you have all that water in one spot.
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If you see a patch you like,
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you don't have to worry
about it rushing by.
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It's gonna be there for centuries.
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- I guess.
- That's the spirit!
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Look at Cleonard, screamin' at his mom
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in front of everyone... what a baller.
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You gotta meet him.
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Hey, Cleonard. This is Francine.
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Ma'am. Let me introduce
y'all to the gang.
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This here's Cleonard Jr.
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That's Mama, Big Clen,
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Tammy, Tammy's man,
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Guts, and the lovely Cleonard-Dawn.
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Say, we're just about to go
bob for pigs' feet.
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Y'all interested?
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Oh, hell yes!
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Oh, I'm good.
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I had two monkey hands
and a zebra dick for lunch.
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Come on! Lake life!
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Okay. I guess you were gonna
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give fly fishing a second chance.
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That's right.
Remember how surprised I was
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the river was gone?
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- Twice.
- On my count!
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One!
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Go!
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Unh!
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Mnh!
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Pbth! I got seven!
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You win!
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Let's hear it for Lake Man
and his wife, Vomit!
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You got a nickname!
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What a power couple. Lake Man and Vomit.
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Grape, grape, grape.
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Yum.
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Rogu, stop fussing with those olives.
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Steve and Hayley found the name
"Omar" written on the door,
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and I have to get
something off my chest.
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You're the only one I can tell.
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Omar is my son.
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Oh, my God!
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Or at least I've come to
think of him as my son.
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Rogu need more information.
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A long time ago, I saw a boy
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in a Country Time Lemonade commercial,
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and since then,
I imagined that he was mine.
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I guess that's the whole story. Huh.
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Oh! And I've been guessing at his height
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and marking it on the door.
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Busted!
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We knew you had something
to do with Omar!
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And we knew you'd come
spillin' your guts to Rogu.
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Everyone does.
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You used Rogu as a honeypot?!
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You got Rogu'd.
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Buddy, don't feel bad.
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It was just... kind of a game
or something. I don't know.
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I'm so sad and alone...
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and sad.
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All right. Let's help him with this,
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and then we'll fix our nose and teeth.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! That all you got, Junior?!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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How great is lake life?
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Let's fire it up again, Junior.
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I think I might sit this one out,
swim to shore.
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Swim in? Sounds like we got
ourselves a lake-aholic, Junior.
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I'm a lake-aholic, too,
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except with alcohol and
meth and unprotected sex!
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I'm gonna beat it,
though, 'cause I ordered
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a fidget spinner, and it's on its way.
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Hey, Roger.
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Turns out my grill's a little small.
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We're running about six
to seven hours behind.
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Who ordered a grilled
cheese at 11:00 a.m.?!
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Yours now if you want it.
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Yoink! Lake life is awesome!
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Cleonard shot an osprey with a crossbow,
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and we're gonna bang
it open with a rock!
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Cleonard, from the lake.
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Stan, it's been a long day.
When can we go home?
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Not yet! Cleonard shot
an osprey with a crossbow,
258
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,932
and we're gonna bang
it open with a rock!
259
00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:00,869
Ding!
260
00:12:03,038 --> 00:12:05,274
Hey, Roger, I'm borrowing this.
261
00:12:05,373 --> 00:12:07,275
Sorry. I just wanted to
check on my turkey burger.
262
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:09,511
This isn't McDonald's, sir!
Check back in the morning!
263
00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:15,284
It's like...
why am I tracking the height
264
00:12:15,383 --> 00:12:18,553
of a boy I've only seen in commercials?
265
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,790
I think television is
extremely dangerous for me.
266
00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:23,559
It makes me feel like I know him.
267
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,661
- But maybe you can know him, Klaus.
- What?
268
00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:28,664
Omar is real.
269
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:31,233
He's real and he's alive
and he's out there.
270
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,403
We found him on Cameo,
and he's actually available
271
00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:36,571
to make personal appearances
for an extra fee.
272
00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:37,973
You know I have no money!
273
00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,342
I'll cover it. I got a little cabbage
274
00:12:40,442 --> 00:12:42,411
comin' from the tooth fairy.
275
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,914
Look, you have a lot
of real love for him,
276
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,149
a-and maybe that's
something he's looking for.
277
00:12:47,248 --> 00:12:48,817
Y-You might not be able to be his dad,
278
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:52,221
but you could be, I dunno, a-a mentor.
279
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,022
Or he could mentor you?
280
00:12:54,122 --> 00:12:57,693
Or maybe just get in a room
and see who mentors who.
281
00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:00,095
Okay. Let's reach out to him.
282
00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:02,363
I'm gonna go to my alcove
and get all my farts out
283
00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:03,833
before he comes.
284
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:07,336
I suggest you all do the same.
285
00:13:07,435 --> 00:13:10,572
Maybe this dumb lake's
good for something.
286
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:14,210
Ow. Is that my ass or the dam?
287
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:20,850
That's a funny bit.
288
00:13:20,949 --> 00:13:23,886
Stan always does that bit.
289
00:13:23,986 --> 00:13:26,054
Stan always does that bit!
290
00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:29,190
That little bitch built a secret dam!
291
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:34,128
Stan, come with me! We need to talk!
292
00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:35,564
Just tell me in front of Cleonard.
293
00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:37,399
I'm gonna tell him
the second you leave, anyway.
294
00:13:37,498 --> 00:13:38,766
I tell Cleonard everything.
295
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:41,737
Fine. I know you built the dam!
296
00:13:41,837 --> 00:13:44,773
Ooh! Sounds like somebody's
getting laid tonight.
297
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,309
_
298
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,712
Honey, we...
we don't need to go in there.
299
00:13:49,811 --> 00:13:53,047
You dammed a river
because you didn't want
300
00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,718
to give fly fishing a second chance!
301
00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,953
Damn your dam.
302
00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:11,300
See ya, turds!
303
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,904
Hey, Stan, tell Roger
to have my chicken tenders
304
00:14:15,003 --> 00:14:18,072
delivered to my balls!
305
00:14:23,545 --> 00:14:26,281
That lady ruined our lake!
306
00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:28,917
She's deeeeaaad!
307
00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:33,856
Cleonard, my man,
the lake was only here for a day.
308
00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:35,590
You don't need to do anything crazy.
309
00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:39,460
Of course we do, Stan.
We're crazy lake people.
310
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,963
Let's git 'er!
311
00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:45,968
I got a crush on you, Stan.
312
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,040
Oh, my God!
313
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,443
Tammy's crushing on me?!
314
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,432
The hillbillies want to kill Francine
315
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:02,667
because she destroyed the lake!
316
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,702
Oh, thank God this is over.
317
00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,971
I was playing it cool,
but I was in over my head.
318
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:08,706
Come on.
We can still get a jump on them.
319
00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:10,175
Cleonard can't find his Croakies,
320
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,310
so they haven't left yet.
321
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,545
Okay. Just let me grab my stuff.
322
00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,814
Did you really need all this junk?
323
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,216
You caught me after my Costco run.
324
00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:18,983
What am I supposed to do,
just leave behind
325
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,719
a 13-pound bag of pitted dates?
326
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,155
- No.
- Hey, can you guide
327
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:25,724
that jumbo hand sanitizer this way?
328
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,127
Had my hand up a possum's
butt all morning.
329
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,696
You know what they say...
customer's always right.
330
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:31,897
I was the customer.
331
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,632
Hey, Lake Man!
332
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,968
Any sign of Vomit yet?!
333
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,037
I told you, Cleonard!
I won't help you hunt my wife!
334
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,671
Oh, yeah.
335
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:42,807
Well, can you at least ask the grill guy
336
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:45,576
if he has any ice-cream sandwiches?
337
00:15:47,744 --> 00:15:48,744
He does.
338
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,015
Okay, great!
339
00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:53,084
Ask him if he takes wet checks!
340
00:15:53,884 --> 00:15:55,653
He does!
341
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,560
Okay. Three pitchers
of Country Time Lemonade.
342
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,262
That should be enough to get us
through the first hour.
343
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,930
I hope it's still his favorite.
344
00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,270
Hi. I'm Omar from the Country
Time Lemonade commercial.
345
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,539
We know.
346
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:16,240
I was also in Tremors 5: Bloodlines.
347
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,243
Please, come in.
348
00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,948
This is Klaus.
349
00:16:23,047 --> 00:16:25,683
He only knows you from
your lemonade commercials.
350
00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,922
It's not easy to explain
or even understand,
351
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,025
but something about you
appealed to Klaus,
352
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:35,259
and he started to think of you as a son.
353
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:38,296
He has a lot of love for you,
and I think he's here today to
354
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:42,033
ask if that would be something
you're open to sharing.
355
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:46,204
Wow. That's a pretty strange offer.
356
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:50,108
But, honestly,
I'd be really open to this.
357
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:54,046
I'm lonely. And maybe you are, too.
358
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,815
And maybe, together,
we won't have to be.
359
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:59,284
- How tall are you?!
- I'm sorry?
360
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:02,153
How tall are you?! Omar!
361
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,589
I'm 5'7"?
362
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,423
That's not right!
363
00:17:06,824 --> 00:17:08,160
Klaus, what are you doing?
364
00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:10,628
Get against the door!
We'll see who's right!
365
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:13,097
- There's the plunger! Can I...
- I'm using it on Omar!
366
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,934
- I actually have to go.
- Are you insane?!
367
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,669
I have to measure you!
368
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,738
Did he just run out of the house?
369
00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:22,974
What a Hollyweirdo.
370
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,776
It's a real lesson.
371
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,478
Don't meet your Hollyweird heroes.
372
00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:31,482
And here comes the toilet water.
373
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,018
Keep your eyes peeled.
Francine's probably close.
374
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,921
This is right around
where she took us fishing.
375
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:40,459
Hey, Stan, I double-dog dare
you to murder your wife!
376
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:42,026
Man, this has been going on for hours.
377
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:44,462
We gotta lose these guys.
Cut your tubes loose.
378
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,665
- Maybe they'll trip them up.
- Not my tubes!
379
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,767
Well, there must be another way, Stan!
380
00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,969
Oh! Maybe we can creatively harness
381
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,937
the untapped power of the trees.
382
00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,472
Francine's life is at stake!
383
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,810
Ugh. Fiiine.
You're so obsessed with her.
384
00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:05,182
My tree idea is lookin'
pretty good right now.
385
00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:07,485
The river cuts back.
386
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,887
Hey, what if we jump out,
run across the land,
387
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,390
then get back in on the other side?
388
00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:13,157
It'll be much faster than taking
389
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:15,393
this lazy-ass river all the way around.
390
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,397
That's... a great idea.
391
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,200
What a shortcut! Top-notch idea!
392
00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:25,303
I'm loving the
positive reinforcement, Stan!
393
00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:33,077
Whoa! Check out the beautiful owl!
394
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,680
Aah!
395
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,682
It must've smelled possum
butt on my knuckles!
396
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,151
Oh, well. Bye!
397
00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:45,556
Aah! Oh! Aah! Ah!
398
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,760
Aaaah!
399
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:52,697
Ah...
400
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:05,409
Francine! Can you stop
fly fishing for one second
401
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,345
and listen to me? We gotta run!
402
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,047
The hillbillies are
trying to hunt you down!
403
00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:10,681
Why should I believe you?
404
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,919
Everything you do is
for selfish reasons.
405
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,022
Name one time.
406
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,622
You built a dam so I couldn't fish!
407
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,958
Oh, well, you knocked
that one out of the park.
408
00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:21,425
How long you been sittin' on that?
409
00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:22,693
There she is!
410
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,365
I got this.
Go hide while I save our lives.
411
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:31,268
Cleonard, you've made me
the happiest man on Earth.
412
00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:34,072
But I'm going to have to
ask you not to kill my wife.
413
00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:39,745
Stan, it's time for you
to finally let me
414
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,712
do something I'm good at.
415
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,382
Go hide!
416
00:19:55,446 --> 00:19:57,928
My eye! My eye!
417
00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,231
Wait! That was my lazy eye!
418
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,800
My good eye's still good!
419
00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:05,637
Aah! I'm almost out of eyes!
420
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,939
Don't take my Pan's Labyrinth eyes!
421
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,184
Unh!
422
00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:15,747
Who else wants some?!
423
00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:24,823
Wow! That was incredible, Francine!
424
00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:26,157
Told you I was good.
425
00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:27,758
I'm sorry I dammed your river
426
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,961
just because I'm bad at fly fishing.
427
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,763
But now I realize...
428
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,198
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
429
00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:35,032
Oh, my God! Roger!
430
00:20:35,132 --> 00:20:37,635
I'll be fine.
Nothing a little hand sanitizer
431
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,539
and 32 cans of water
chestnuts can't fix.
432
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,175
I-I just gotta head upriver
and find my supplies.
433
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,446
Let's get out of here.
434
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,018
Where are you?! Where are you?!
435
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:56,822
There you are.
436
00:20:58,238 --> 00:21:00,659
Ahhh!
437
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,296
Bye! Have a great time!
438
00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:08,099
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