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Hey guys.
What's so funny?
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You talking about last night's
How I Met Your Mother?
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I love that Barney guy.
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"Get your suit on!"
What a catchphrase!
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No, Stan, we were out
last night partying. Hard.
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Oh man, remember
that dental hygienist we met?
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Spit and rinse!
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- I wish I knew what that meant.
- Why don't you come out with us?
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- We're doing it again tonight.
- I promised Francine I'd come home.
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She says we have some cheese I have
to finish or it's going to go bad.
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Come on! Blow her off!
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I wish, but I made a promise.
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And Stan Smith has never broken
a promise.
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You know it's true, Gil!
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It is so hot in here.
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You're missing out.
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I'd say we'll think of you,
but we won't.
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It was at my expense,
but I'm sharing in the laughter.
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Part of the group.
I'm part of the group.
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And now I'm alone.
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Hey, you don't need them.
You're the coolest agent here.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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Will you buy $60-worth of licorice
from my daughter?
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She wants to play soccer in Europe.
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I just had my colors done
and Lydia tells me I'm an autumn.
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Roger, I've been standing with you
here the whole time.
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You haven't talked to anybody, and
you're putting lipstick on your eyelids.
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You're just jealous.
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If you fixed yourself up a little,
men would find you attractive, too.
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Instead of wondering
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if you're in the middle
of gender reassignment surgery.
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Please. Men find me way more attractive
than you.
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Five El Pollo Loco coupons
says you're wrong.
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- You're on.
- Damn right I'm on.
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I'm on fire.
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Nip slip.
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They're not smiling back at me
because they think you're my husband.
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All right now, it's time
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for Bernie's Gardening Tip
of the Week.
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If you want to start
your lawnmower on the first pull,
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here's a trick most people
do not know.
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You stand on the back tires
of the mower
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and pull the cord
straight towards your chest.
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It starts the first time,
every time.
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I think I want another plate
of mac and cheese.
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How about a plate
of my nads and cheese!
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Stan, how explosive.
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- What's going on?
- I'll tell you what's going on!
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All the guys at work get to go out
and have fun
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while I'm stuck here every night.
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"Stuck" here?
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Stan, if you want to go out, go out.
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I'll have a nice evening alone.
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Curl up with a book,
maybe write a song.
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There's my melody.
I'm halfway there.
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I'm going to do man stuff tonight!
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Who could sing this?
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Avril Lavigne. She sucks.
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This thong gives me an ass rash,
but the boys love it.
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Give it up, Roger.
You're not more attractive than me.
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No one smiled at either of us
at the mall today.
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You guys were at the mall?
Maybe this is about you.
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It's a "Missed Connections" posting
on Craigslist.
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"You: Cute brunette with friend
at mall next to hat kiosk.
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"Me: Too shy to say hello."
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I was the cute brunette at the mall.
He's talking about me.
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How do you know that I'm not cute
and your friend?
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He says to meet him tonight
at the food court.
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He'll be wearing a green sweater.
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You should both go.
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The one he walks up to
is the cute one!
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Okay. We'll go.
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And this time, Hayley,
we'll prove who's more of a woman.
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Roger, did you draw that on?
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Aroused?
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It's not for you!
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Did someone order a spot-on
Rosie Perez impersonator?
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No way!
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Look who escaped.
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Went to the ATM,
busted out my $40 Quick Cash,
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I got my comb, I'm ready to party.
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My friends,
I would like to make a toast.
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To Stan getting away
from his wife for the night,
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and me getting away from mine...
forever!
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Yep, my divorce from Sheila
became final today.
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I'm a free man.
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Yeah, buddy!
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She got it all:
the house, the car, even the dog.
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Ungrateful mutt.
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And I'm talking about Sheila.
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I thought it was the dog.
You were talking about your ex-wife.
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I know.
It was a joke and I got it.
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I'm one of the guys!
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Nathan! Stop it!
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This is why
you keep getting molested.
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Okay, let's whip 'em out.
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- Our wieners?
- No, our credit cards.
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It's credit card roulette.
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Whoever loses pays the bill.
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The whole bill?!
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That's four times
what I was expecting to spend.
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Yeah, it's a total rush.
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Do us the honor, would you?
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Dick Reynolds.
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When she pulled out that card,
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it looked exactly like my card,
but then it wasn't my card.
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It wasn't my card at all.
It was Dick's card. Now Dick has to pay.
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Okay, everyone ready to go
to the cigar bar?
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Two places in one night!
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- You guys are wild.
- So,
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you guys keeping this party going?
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Stoagies! Stoagies! Stoagies!
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I am so glad I came out tonight.
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Better than sitting at home
with the wife, bored out of my...
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I have a guy who can fix this right up.
I'll pay for the whole thing.
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That's great, but I still have
to report it to my insurance.
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Oh sure, I understand.
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Let me get my info.
I really appreciate you...
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- Dick, what the hell?!
- I've got three DUIs, Stan.
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One more
and they take away my license.
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What are you doing?
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We can't leave him here.
He'll call the cops.
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I'm not gonna let this jackass
ruin our night.
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Please don't do this!
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You guys, we have to take this man
to the hospital!
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And lose our buzz?
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Come on, the night's just begun.
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Yeah, we're just getting started.
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Please, I think I have a concussion.
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What if I fall asleep?
I could die in here.
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You can't worry about what-ifs, friend.
You got to live in the moment.
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Nothing more relaxing
than a nice cigar.
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Look guys, we have to get that man
to a hospital.
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Relax, Stan,
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this kind of thing
happens all the time.
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Yeah, last week we snuck into the zoo
and Sanders fought a panda.
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That's where I got this.
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I heard they shot Cilantro's
El Perro video in the bathroom.
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Gonna go check it out.
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Hang tough in there, buddy. I'm gonna
get you to a hospital, I promise.
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- You know why I pulled you over.
- Did I forget to signal?
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You're missing the front portion
of your vehicle, sir.
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Well, I could be missing
the bottom portion of my clothes
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if that would "get me off"
with a warning.
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Help!
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Did I just hear someone yell
from your trunk?
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I have a ventriloquist act!
But instead of a dummy, I use a car.
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It's hard to book gigs.
Most stages can't accommodate a car.
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But I'm an artist,
so that's the life I chose.
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Sir, get out of the car
and open the trunk.
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Dick, that's an officer of the law.
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What's wrong with you?
Don't you know how to knock a guy out?
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Yeah, you knock out guys
like a girl.
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Do I mess up hair like a girl?
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Hey come on!
Dick, don't.
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Dick...
Come on, Dick.
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Why are you doing this, Dick?
This isn't you.
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I want the old Dick back.
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I don't want bad new Dick,
I want good old Dick.
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Give me the Dick I'm used to.
Give me the Dick I love.
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Guys!
Knock it off.
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A trunk buddy!
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So... do you like 30 Rock?
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Shut up.
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Yeah, I'm a fan.
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My knight in shimmering green sweater
is going to be here any minute.
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Samn it.
Damn thong.
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I really should not be shaking
anyone's hand.
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There he is.
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He's a looker.
Don't stare at him.
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Sit!
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Get used to that, dog.
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- I'm Tyler.
- I'm Amber.
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Give me waves of grain alcohol,
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and we'll see how purple
your majesty gets.
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- What?
- It's from a song.
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We really saved you back there,
Stan.
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We have two men bleeding to death
in the trunk.
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Let's just get them to the hospital,
unload them in front, and drive away.
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- Okay, if it'll shut you...
- I'm fine!
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Dick, are-are you crying?
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It's nothing.
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Dick says it's nothing.
So, to get to the hospital, make a left.
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I miss my dog!
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Biscuit!
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I miss Biscuit!
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She took him.
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No, the hospital's the other way.
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I'm coming to get you, Biscuit!
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Dick, come on, we gotta get
those guys to the hospital.
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Damn it, Sheila changed the locks.
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You take the front,
I'll take the back.
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Cheese and crackers!
That hurt!
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You get out of here right now
or I'm calling the police!
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I'm taking the damn dog, Sheila!
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Don't try to stop me!
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Sheila, who are you talking to?
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- Al?
- That's right, I'm nailing your barber!
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You're a dead man, Al!
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Stop it!
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Leave him alone!
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This ain't the first time
I fought naked.
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Now, that's how you knock a guy out.
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Bring him back, you monsters!
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He's naked.
Can't you put him in the other way?
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Don't worry, guys, I'm gonna
get you out of this. I promise.
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Where are you going, you mug?
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Since we're not social anymore,
I feel I can tell you this.
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I'm the one who clogged the toilet
on your houseboat.
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Roger, don't you look beautiful.
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Tyler invited me to a party tonight.
Semi-formal.
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I envy you, Hayley.
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Never having to worry about things
like pantyhose or contraception.
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No babies for me.
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This house is beautiful.
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Reminds me of my sority.
We were known as the pretty house.
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Then crystal meth got its hooks into us.
Fortunately, I was just selling it.
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The girls all got Hepatis,
I bought a Jaguar.
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It's in Canada right now.
That's why I rode my bike over here.
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I'm gonna go to the bar.
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- Would you like something?
- I'll have an orgasm.
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And for my drink
I'd like a bannaa daiquiri.
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Oh, you, you are in for a treat.
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- Hi, I'm Amber.
- Hi, I'm Stephanie.
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I just met my date today.
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He saw me at the mall and asked me out.
That's how attractive I am.
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I just met my date today, too.
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That's funny.
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I also met my date today.
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This is the best pig party ever!
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Pig party?
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Where guys find
the ugliest dates they can?
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I'm a pig.
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Stan, this is boring.
Going to the hospital is boring.
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We're almost there.
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Hookers!
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It went in my mouth!
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I was yawning!
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What are you fine-ass ladies
doing out here all alone?
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Selling our bodies.
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- Sold! Get in!
- No, don't get in!
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Now, we're going
to the hospital and that's...
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You brought hookers to the CIA!
We're all gonna get fired!
245
00:13:48,335 --> 00:13:51,143
And I'm not even at my desk!
I'm at Duper's desk!
246
00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:55,208
Duper's phone has speed-dial buttons.
Who does he need to call so fast?
247
00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:58,787
Listen, thanks for all the sex,
but we're in a recession
248
00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:02,063
and the last thing I should be spending
money on is a prostitute.
249
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:03,197
So I'm not.
250
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:07,181
I think I'm falling in love
with you.
251
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,706
Let's get married.
252
00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,547
Did you take the guys to the hospital?
They could die!
253
00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:15,495
They're still in the trunk. We're having
a party. Come on, man, loosen up.
254
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,939
I promised I'd get those guys
to the hospital.
255
00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:19,846
And I don't break a promise.
256
00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:23,342
- You don't pull a gun on a bro.
- That's right.
257
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,865
Stan, if you wanna put that gun to good
use then shoot my hooker's penis off.
258
00:14:27,094 --> 00:14:29,019
- Throw me the car keys.
- I just had them.
259
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,369
- Where'd they go?
- Hey, look, it's Misty!
260
00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:37,072
She stole Dick's car!
261
00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:38,627
Those guys are in the trunk!
262
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,280
You knew about me?
263
00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:42,782
I knew the whole time.
264
00:14:47,079 --> 00:14:49,613
This is bad, this is bad.
Those guys were in the trunk.
265
00:14:49,738 --> 00:14:51,457
- What are we gonna do?
- I have LoJack.
266
00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:53,910
We can find out
where she took my car.
267
00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:01,024
"Fernando Jaramillo."
268
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:05,776
Good, we all know who he is, so wewon't
waste time explaining it to each other.
269
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:07,235
I don't know who he is.
270
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,982
Oh, well let me explain it to you.
271
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:13,100
Jaramillo is the most ruthless killer
and crime lord on the eastern seaboard.
272
00:15:13,225 --> 00:15:16,275
But why would the hooker
take your car to this guy?
273
00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:18,780
Probably to sell it
'cause Dick refused to pay her.
274
00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:20,276
Dick don't pay for strange.
275
00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,212
You know that.
Look at my mug.
276
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,797
277
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:26,800
When Jaramillo finds a cop in the trunk,
he'll kill them all!
278
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,635
So, we're good?
279
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:32,132
No! We gotta get 'em back!
And I'm not going in there alone.
280
00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:35,064
All you do is bitch and moan
and pull guns on us.
281
00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:36,439
You suck, Stan!
282
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,686
Well, hold on, now.
I have one more question.
283
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:43,207
- How old do you boys think I am?
- 55?
284
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:44,552
57.
285
00:15:54,611 --> 00:15:56,261
Biscuit, coming in hot!
286
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:03,618
What a spread.
287
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,089
Looks like you wanna spread 'em
for Jaramillo.
288
00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:21,178
They're gone!
They must be dead!
289
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:23,016
So... we're good?
290
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,010
I promised I'd come back for you.
291
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,878
You are trespassing on my property.
292
00:16:45,327 --> 00:16:46,327
CIA.
293
00:16:47,511 --> 00:16:50,028
CIA? Very impressive.
294
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,189
Thank you for my new belt buckle.
295
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,483
Those are like 50 bucks to replace.
296
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,323
You four get out.
297
00:17:08,603 --> 00:17:10,553
These three men belong to me.
298
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,421
I bought the car
and they were in the trunk.
299
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,497
This was also in the trunk,
so it is also mine.
300
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,662
My beach supplies!
301
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,145
- Are you gonna kill us?
- Yes.
302
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,895
In addition to chopping cars
for parts,
303
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,336
I've also started chopping humans.
304
00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:28,201
Want to know the irony?
305
00:17:28,326 --> 00:17:32,092
I sell hearts
but I've never been in love.
306
00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:34,187
I'm not leaving without those guys.
307
00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:36,062
Then you are not leaving.
308
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,179
Stan, it's over.
There's nothing you can do.
309
00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:41,303
Oh, really?
310
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,578
Now, Biscuit!
311
00:17:50,106 --> 00:17:52,580
You think I'd come in here
without a plan B?
312
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:53,781
Now, Cheesers!
313
00:17:55,497 --> 00:17:57,867
Coward!
I gave you everything!
314
00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:03,120
It starts the first time,
every time.
315
00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:07,197
Are you a betting man?
316
00:18:07,322 --> 00:18:08,134
Go on.
317
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,005
You see that lawnmower over there?
318
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,178
If I can start it ten times in a row
without a single stall,
319
00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:14,622
then you set them free.
320
00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:17,512
And if you don't, I cut off your leg
with that chainsaw.
321
00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:20,767
Okay, we have that.
Put a pin in it.
322
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,525
Or, and get ready for this,
323
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:25,500
I will give you
a free tarot card reading.
324
00:18:26,853 --> 00:18:28,403
Know your future.
325
00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:31,109
What mysteries does the deck
hold for you?
326
00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:34,653
- Nah, I want your leg.
- Suit yourself.
327
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,087
- Stan, don't do this!
- This is crazy!
328
00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:39,743
Trust me, I know a little something
about lawnmowers.
329
00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:49,948
Give it a sec.
330
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,025
There it goes!
331
00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:55,327
She's a beaut!
332
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,083
What'd you pay for it?
333
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,262
Oh, I'm out of gas.
334
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:02,139
Escort these three
off of my property.
335
00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:06,269
Bye, boys.
It was a memorable night.
336
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,809
It was a real honor
partying with you.
337
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:14,916
It's over, Biscuit.
338
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,799
Okay, hop up.
339
00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:20,517
I already have a buyer for your leg.
340
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,692
I'm going to shave it
and sell it to Heather Mills.
341
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,680
- What are you doing here?
- I thought you were at a party.
342
00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,905
He turned out to be a real jerk.
343
00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:39,923
And it made me realize something.
344
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,798
I was a real jerk to you.
345
00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:43,551
We shouldn't be fighting.
346
00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:47,018
It's ridiculous to let other people
judge us based on how we look.
347
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,535
Well, thanks, Roger.
348
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,872
What do you say I go change
and take you out for an apology drink?
349
00:19:51,997 --> 00:19:52,982
You're on.
350
00:19:54,422 --> 00:19:56,886
- Roger, why are we at a frat...
- Hey, everybody!
351
00:19:57,011 --> 00:19:59,191
Is this hog a blue ribbon or what?
352
00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:01,658
Suey! Pig-pig- pig-pig-piggy!
353
00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:06,148
Relax, I don't expect to win.
I'm just hoping to place.
354
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,547
What are you surprised about?
355
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,928
You left me with a guy
who was about to cut my leg off.
356
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,794
What'd you think was gonna happen?
357
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,561
Dude, how did you get out of that?
358
00:20:29,906 --> 00:20:31,356
Cheesers came back.
359
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,966
You are a legend.
360
00:20:33,091 --> 00:20:35,151
You gotta come out with us
again tonight!
361
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,333
Sorry, boys.
362
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,408
I've got better places to be.
363
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:42,387
Now, there it is.
364
00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:45,243
That's how you start a weedwhacker
in one pull.
365
00:20:46,318 --> 00:20:48,254
- How's the meatloaf?
- Perfect.
366
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,581
Everything's perfect.
367
00:20:49,939 --> 00:20:53,589
It's time for you to call Bernie
with your gardening questions.
368
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,869
Hello? Line one,
you're on with Bernie.
369
00:20:55,994 --> 00:20:58,051
You son of a bitch,
I'm gonna kill you.
370
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,844
I'm gonna finish this meatloaf,
371
00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:02,552
get on a plane to Toronto,
and shoot you in your lying face!