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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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{\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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You are cool.
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Cool as a cucumber.
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A cucumber doesn't want...
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...it doesn't fear.
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It just is.
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Everyone, come quick!
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Steve is doing something.
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I'm psyching myself up
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for the Langley Church Carnival.
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{\an8}Take this with a grain of salt
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{\an8}because I've never been to this fair
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{\an8}and this is the first I'm hearing of it.
You're not ready.
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{\an8}The Church Carnival closes
the summer social calendar.
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{\an8}It's a chance to reinvent yourself
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{\an8}right before school starts again.
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{\an8}And you're going as...
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{\an8}What did you say? A pickle?
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{\an8}Your trolling would've gotten
to the old Steve,
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{\an8}but new me is easy and/or breezy.
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{\an8}I've been very patient.
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{\an8}Please talk about the belt now.
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{\an8}It's the centerpiece to the new me.
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{\an8}Gives me the confidence of a cucumber.
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{\an8}Famously the most confident
of all the penis-shaped foods.
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{\an8}Ready to go, Steve?
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{\an8}Whoa! I'm loving
the new braided centerpiece.
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{\an8}You guys are doing this fair thing, too?
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{\an8}Carnival. And yes.
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{\an8}It's the perfect opportunity
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{\an8}to reset who you are
before the school year.
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{\an8}If it goes well.
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{\an8}It goes wrong sometimes?
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{\an8}Hayley had a bad carnival last summer.
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{\an8}Derailed her whole year.
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{\an8}She developed an unhealthy bond
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{\an8}with a goat in the petting zoo.
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{\an8}They caught her trying to, uh...
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{\an8}To lure it away into a porta-potty.
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{\an8}Are you guys
talking about the goat again?
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{\an8}- Let it go!
- You freaked everyone out!
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He needed to be alone!
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With me!
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This fair sounds incredible!
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Everyone get in the car
right freaking now.
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Well, it doesn't start for a few hours.
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Wow. I can't stop learning things
about this fair!
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I can't do it.
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This Henley was a mistake.
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Look how much chest
I'm just giving away for free.
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Be honest, is it slutty?
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Honestly? Yes.
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But in a way that really sings.
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If anything,
I'm worried about my bold lip.
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- Is it--
- Absolutely perfect? Yes.
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Those lips belong in Paris
or on a motorcycle.
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I can't wait to see them drop
like a curtain
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on a bunch of fried pickles.
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Oh, Stan.
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Right. I've watched 16 hours
of YouTube videos
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on how to beat every rigged game here.
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Those carny fat cats
have had it too good for too long.
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And I am gonna have a normal time.
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I'm certainly not going anywhere near
the porta-potties.
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Or the petting zoo--
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You're literally acting insane about this.
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Can we just forget about the goat? I have.
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{\an8}I bet he wouldn't even
recognize me anyway.
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{\an8}I mean, I've grown a bunch.
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{\an8}Has he grown? I don't care!
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{\an8}And I've got my cucumber thing!
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{\an8}Oh, wait, was that Steve's?
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{\an8}I will also be a cucumber.
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Whoa, Steve, nice belt.
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Thanks. That flamenco fingernail
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is nothing to sneeze at either.
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This? Oh, no.
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My new thing is gonna be cocaine.
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So what do we do first?
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Check out the rides? The girls?
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The women?
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This year, I'm easy-peasy Steazy.
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I'm even willing to ride
the big-kid rides.
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Are you sure?
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Snot, look at my belt.
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The new Steve is ready for anything.
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That's great news!
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'Cause there's a new ride this year
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that's supposed to be nuts.
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There is?
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Satan's Tantrum.
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Very cool.
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But what's the rush, right?
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Let's get some funnel cake first--
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Stop hitting yourself!
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Steve! Help me!
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Smith!
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I was just thinking about how
I'd like to hit you with this.
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Uh, I got a cricket leg
in my funnel cake last year.
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Let's hit that ride.
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What about Billy?
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Billy might've been
the aggressor here. We came in late.
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Now the trick here is the backspin--
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Hey, watch it!
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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I'm not a prize to be won.
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Help! I'm being trafficked!
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Probably for sex!
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- Wait, is it for sex?
- No.
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Okay, yeah. Then help!
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The best part is it wasn't even built
by a ride architect.
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- Then who made it?
- A guy.
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After he built it,
he was committed to an insane asylum.
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Are pieces supposed to be falling off
like that?
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Nobody knows!
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That's what makes it great!
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Step on the scale, boy.
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And get this. No height requirement.
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Just a weight requirement.
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The guy was absolutely mental.
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What happens if you don't weigh enough?
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You fly out.
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Huh. He's not heavy enough.
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But Toshi's smaller than me.
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I can't ride the ride
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Oh! I can't ride the ride!
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Ugh! Enjoy the hell out of it, boys.
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I'm gonna try to cool off
in the mirror maze.
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Hi. I'm a little late to the game
on this fair thing,
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but I'm loving
what I'm seeing from you carnies.
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Doing drugs in the open, having filthy
hay sex while your teeth drop out.
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- I'll do anything to work here.
- You're hired.
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Fantastic!
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I need the first two weeks off.
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Hey, big guy.
Close shave out there.
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Satan's Tantrum was a curveball.
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It's okay to be scared.
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You're still King Cuke.
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Mertz.
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Wow.
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What in the candy-ass hell
did I just stumble on?
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Oh, no.
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I can't control myself.
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When I see a wuss being this vulnerable,
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my body just has to bully.
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Good luck catching the real me.
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I know this place like the back of my--
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This is exciting.
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I wonder what my body's gonna do to you.
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I know my rights!
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I am allowed to sing to the goat.
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You're a cucumber.
You're a cucumber.
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Not this one.
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He's a flight risk.
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Hot damn!
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Welcome to hell, boy.
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No, please! Somebody stop him!
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What are you doing?
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I told you, I don't know.
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But whatever happens is your fault,
King Cuke.
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Ahhh!
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Steve! I got you!
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{\an8}Next on Greg's Goodies,
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{\an8}I'll be trying the famous
twice-fried corn dogs--
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A real news story.
And at the carnival.
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My school year is set.
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Ooh, you are so dead.
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Everyone saw that!
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Assault, attempted murder,
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and worst of all,
misleading an innocent carny!
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I know what your body's gonna do next.
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Go straight to jail!
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{\an8}We'll see if we can get a word
from the hero himself.
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{\an8}- Hang on--
- And hang on, he did. To you.
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{\an8}What was going through
your mind up there?
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{\an8}Nothing. I... I just did it.
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{\an8}Inspiring words.
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{\an8}And what's new about me is the bolo tie!
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And at the height of Satan's Tantrum,
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Mertz, clear-eyed and cool.
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And Steve, the sniveling nerd,
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unchanged by the miracle of the carnival,
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wearing pink heart boxers,
like a cartoon sea captain
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whose pants are ripped open
by an alligator.
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Can't say I love the way
I'm being depicted.
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I gotta set the record straight.
Mertz is no hero.
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It's his fault
I was even on that death trap!
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Uh...
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- What?
- It's just that he did save your life.
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Criticizing Mertz now
might come across as ungrateful?
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Dare I say, uncool.
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He's tormented us our entire lives.
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Barry, he Gorilla Glued
your boobs together.
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You had to have surgery.
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We know that.
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But I think Barry's right.
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You gotta let this blow over.
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On the bright side,
he hasn't bullied any of us today.
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True. I don't miss the usual
back-to-school butt crack wet willy.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe this will all die down
in a few days.
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{\an8}A key to the city is the greatest honor
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{\an8}Langley Falls can bestow upon a citizen.
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Though, in truth,
it opens very little.
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The holes simply aren't big enough,
I've found.
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And so, to you, Mertz, we offer this key.
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Thank you for not forcing me
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to cancel the carnival
because of a death.
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Thank you.
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But the truth is I'm no hero.
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That's a thing a hero would say.
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I've done a lot of things
I'm not proud of.
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I used to prey on the weak.
Steve in particular.
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Uh, for the record,
that was the old Steve.
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If I can draw your attention to my belt
for a moment--
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But saving him awoke in me
a desire to do good.
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Now I get up each day
and try to be the person
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all of you believe I am already.
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Thank you.
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I wasn't supposed to be on that ride.
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And for the other boy,
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Zanes department store
has graciously donated
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a pack of less embarrassing underwear.
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For the love of... My underwear is fine!
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No! They're the underwear
of a foppish captain
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who gets his pants ripped open
by a hungry alligator!
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I've seen that one!
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What was it called?
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Meet me by the stage.
Everyone else, go home.
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Francine, your makeup.
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People are gonna think we skipped
this thing to have sex in the car.
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Especially the people who saw us doing it.
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Can we go now?
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Mertz, we never had a chance
to say a proper thank you
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for what you did for Steve.
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I'd shake your hand,
but I haven't washed mine,
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and I, uh, just did something cool.
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Do you have dinner plans tonight?
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I was gonna have a quiet night in.
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Dang, he's booked up. Let's go.
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Come to our house for dinner.
It's the least we can do.
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Wow. Uh, okay. Thank you.
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Dad, no!
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He once did an entire history report
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on the agrarian tradition of plowing Mom!
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Great. You never wanna talk
about the stuff I'm interested in.
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So, Mertz, what kind of doors
are open to you
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00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,288
now that you're a celebrity?
255
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,331
I bet you could get on Raya easy.
256
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,041
Everyone's been so generous.
257
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,795
The petting zoo said I could pick
any animal I want and keep it.
258
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,507
What did you decide on?
259
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,967
Could someone pass me a napkin?
260
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,635
A teacup piglet.
261
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,346
Hmm. Yeah, I don't see what the fuss is
about this guy.
262
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,431
Okay.
263
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,517
Probably time for Mertz to be hitting
the old dusty trail.
264
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,146
No can do. I am not leaving you guys
with all these dishes.
265
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,439
That's sort of my thing.
266
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,523
Since when?
267
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,275
Let him clean up if he wants.
268
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,486
I torched the casserole dish.
It's gonna need a hero.
269
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,155
All right.
270
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,574
You got into my house,
you won over my family.
271
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,742
Congratulations.
272
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,952
Now you can use it all
to stab me in the heart.
273
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,120
That's the plan, right?
274
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,997
There's no plan, Steve.
275
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,665
God's plan, maybe.
276
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,668
Something shifted inside me on that ride.
277
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,338
Something more than my elbow popping out.
278
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,756
Well, I don't buy the act.
279
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,799
I'm not gonna spend
the rest of my life in debt
280
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,969
to the guy who gave me a swirly
in a toilet he upper-decked.
281
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,347
Steve, I don't think you understand.
282
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,057
I'm in debt to you.
283
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,227
For the first time in my life,
I like who I am.
284
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,645
You saved me.
285
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,023
And I can't wait to tell the whole world
about it tomorrow.
286
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,108
- What... What's tomorrow?
- You didn't hear?
287
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,819
Buddy, we're gonna be on Morning Mimosa!
288
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:20,949
Hmm. Show the world who you truly are,
you say.
289
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:24,035
I didn't.
But I love when you put words in my mouth.
290
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,037
Gives my tongue a rest.
291
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,499
Look, babe! I got you a goat!
292
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,000
Who's that? I don't know that goat.
293
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,336
It's a goat, like you like.
294
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,380
Oh. Wow.
295
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,966
Okay, now I'm starting
to see what's going on here.
296
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,552
"Hayley likes goats. Any goat will do."
Is that about right?
297
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,887
I... I don't understand.
298
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:46,140
Yeah, well, everything's
coming into focus for me.
299
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,601
I'm achieving a level of clarity
about you now.
300
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,936
Did I do something wrong?
301
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,104
Get out of here.
302
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,357
And take whatever it is
you think this is, with you.
303
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,858
- The goat?
- Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
304
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,027
- Just go, honey. Go.
- Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
305
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,489
That went so sideways in there.
306
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,491
What the hell did you do?
307
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,703
Stop saying that!
308
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,873
Welcome back from our
Boot and Rally intermission
309
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,959
sponsored by Fruit Stripe gum.
310
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,210
Fruit Stripe gum!
311
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,505
For when you need your mouth
to be as fresh as a zebra.
312
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,091
Our producer, Charlie, is telling me
313
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:24,304
our guests are the carnival hero
and the boy he saved.
314
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,223
So tell us, are you as worried as me
315
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,143
that every car is clay-colored now?
316
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,686
- Uh...
- Sure.
317
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,814
In fact, there's not much
I don't worry about, Suze.
318
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,734
Yes! You look like a worrier.
319
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,987
Guilty. I'm a bit of a wuss.
320
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,282
I have this fun little thing
I like to do that helps me.
321
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,785
It's incredibly earnest and vulnerable.
322
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:48,911
Do you all wanna see it?
323
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,749
Please don't.
324
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,335
Steven Anita Smith.
325
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,628
My middle name is Anita.
326
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,380
You are cool.
327
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,383
Cool as a big, firm cucumber.
328
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,472
Calm and cool.
329
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,683
Probably the coolest of all the fruits.
330
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,393
The King Cuke.
331
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,937
Gotcha.
332
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,482
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
333
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,983
I don't know why I did that.
334
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,194
No, I feel it too. I want...
335
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,613
I want to stuff him somewhere small?
336
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,239
- His place!
- Yes!
337
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,658
I wanna put him in his place!
338
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,202
In his place!
339
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,828
In his place!
340
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:31,913
Stop!
341
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,248
I don't mean to silence women,
342
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,752
but where you look at Steve
and see a four-eyed weenie,
343
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,172
I see a guy with the courage
to try to change.
344
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,550
And in the end,
isn't that what we all really want?
345
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,636
To be better versions of ourselves?
346
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,263
To be more like Steve?
347
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,267
You son of a bitch!
348
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,644
Ow! My arm!
349
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,564
Show them you're a bully!
350
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,149
Free for all!
351
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:11,202
Snot's basement, my safe place.
352
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,286
Figuratively.
353
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,205
The radon actually makes it
pretty dangerous
354
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,581
to spend much time down here.
355
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,666
Are you okay?
356
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,875
We saw the show.
357
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,752
No. But I will be.
358
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,796
Thanks for doing this emergency sleepover.
359
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,924
You guys might be
the only ones immune to the Mertz-mania.
360
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,801
Hey, guys.
361
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,885
Sorry I'm late.
362
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,221
Pizza Overlord keeps giving me pizzas.
363
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,140
I hope it's okay that I brought some.
364
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,433
Yum, yum, yum! I'm fat.
365
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,769
Is that what you all
want me to say?
366
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,396
You invited Mertz?
367
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,900
Steve, he said some beautiful things
about you on Morning Mimosa.
368
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,819
I think he's being sincere.
369
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,029
{\an8}And the Steve we saw in the show...
370
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,656
{\an8}that wasn't you.
371
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,578
{\an8}We thought the real Steve
would want the chance to apologize.
372
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,745
No way!
373
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,748
I'm not apologizing to that...
That douche nozzle!
374
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,500
- Whoa!
- Too far, Steve.
375
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,420
We've always believed the carnival
is an opportunity
376
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,005
to change who you are.
377
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,008
Why can't you accept
that's also true for Mertz?
378
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,093
Because I didn't change!
379
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,095
I tried and I couldn't!
380
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,307
And if I can't,
then this monster doesn't deserve to!
381
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,645
Wrong, Steve. You did change.
382
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,064
- I did?
- For the worse!
383
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,070
Look what I've done to your game.
384
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,238
I'll just go.
385
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,574
Enjoy the pies.
386
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,868
No! Mertz, stay.
387
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,579
- Steve, you go.
- Me?
388
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,457
Look what you've become, Steve.
389
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,541
Get out!
390
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,796
"Ooh, Mertz, we all love you
391
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,840
"and your idiot broken arm, Mertz!"
392
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,513
"Kiss my baby, Mertz.
393
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,182
"Now kiss me, Mertz."
394
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,226
"Now let's all kiss at the same time
395
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,937
"on Steve's stupid grave!"
396
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,941
Steve! I got worried
when it started raining. Hop in.
397
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,652
- Stop kissing everyone?
- What?
398
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,948
Whoa. Is it raining?
399
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,200
I love my job!
400
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,702
- Leave me alone!
- I can't.
401
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,789
I'd never forgive myself
if something happened to you.
402
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,290
Oop.
403
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,292
Gotta blot that before it stains.
404
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,962
I got napkins here somewhere.
405
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,047
Look, maybe you have changed.
406
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,007
Maybe you're
a completely different person.
407
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,677
But that doesn't change the fact
that I hate you.
408
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,970
And I hate that I'm gonna be
409
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,764
an afterthought to you
the rest of my life!
410
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,017
Back in the seat.
411
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,436
Almost ready to look out
the windshield again.
412
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,522
Where my eye drops at?
413
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,276
Ah.
414
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,409
Ooh. That was--
415
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,124
- Dad?
- Oh, Steve!
416
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,333
We were so worried!
417
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,918
Are you naked?
418
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,963
Yes. Your mother prefers
when I dress like this.
419
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,631
My arms.
420
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,259
- I... I can't--
- ...believe I got the correct goat?
421
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,385
I believe.
422
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,636
I always believed.
423
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,888
And now it doesn't matter
if no one else understands.
424
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,432
I understand a little.
425
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,768
Oh, really, Jeff? What part exactly?
426
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,482
Don't feel bad for him.
427
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,192
This is what he does!
428
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,403
And I've given up on the carnival circuit.
429
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,447
Kicked out, really, for hygiene reasons.
430
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,740
Gotta keep my eyes peeled
431
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,992
for something less buttoned-up
than carny life.
432
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,119
And is that Klaus?
433
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,662
Timing will be of the essence.
434
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,372
While Sergei is clogging the filter,
435
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,124
it will be up to me to open the window
436
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,543
so Beth can catapult Pierre to freedom.
437
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,005
Oh, my God, guys. That's my family!
438
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,590
Get me out of here!
439
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,217
Good to leave? Seemed like
you're in the middle of something.
440
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,636
An escape plan for the clownfish.
441
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,304
It's fine. I wasn't crucial.
442
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,351
Wonderful. You're awake.
443
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,935
You're very lucky you made it.
444
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:08,189
A certain hero got you here
in the nick of time.
445
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,398
Oh, no.
446
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,985
Whoops! Wrong curtain.
447
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,446
The truck driver's in pretty rough shape.
448
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,742
Lucky, too, that Mertz was a donor match.
449
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,869
Okay, everyone, that's visiting hours.
450
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:22,995
Steve needs rest.
451
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,000
Mertz, you can do whatever you like.
452
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,003
Come by the parking lot when you're done,
and I'll smoke you out.
453
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,715
They gave me this Jel-O for giving blood,
454
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,593
and I... I figured you could use it more.
455
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,137
I've got a spoon here somewhere.
456
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,515
I guess I owe you an apology.
457
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,558
You really have changed.
458
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:45,935
Into my belt?
459
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,312
Oh. You noticed my little trophy, huh?
460
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,774
It's for
defeating you completely.
461
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,609
- What?
- I was being honest
462
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,528
when I said you changed me, Smith.
463
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,490
You unlocked a whole new form of torture
I didn't know was in me.
464
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:03,119
I call it long-form bullying.
465
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,496
- You're not even hurt.
- Right?
466
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,749
And we're the only ones
who will ever know.
467
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:13,170
I saved your life
so I could ruin it, Smith.
468
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,423
Oh. There's that spoon.
469
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,259
Ugh, that's ripe.
470
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,804
{\an8}Hope this doesn't overpower
your white grape Jel-O.
471
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,764
{\an8}It's a delicate taste.
472
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,975
No!
473
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,150
You wanted to see me, detectives?
474
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,944
We need you to take a look at something.
475
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,114
Am I supposed to know him?
476
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,950
The truck driver who hit you 50 years ago.
477
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,661
The guy who made you more metal than me.
478
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,079
I'm no filthy bot!
479
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,956
Easy. Easy.
480
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:53,169
Our future technology has allowed us
to do a retinal scan on cadavers
481
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,546
and see everything they've ever seen.
482
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,839
Show him, Kyle.
483
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:04,138
{\an8}I saved your life
so I could ruin it, Smith.
484
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,976
{\an8}All your complaints over the years,
and you were right all along.
485
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,271
{\an8}On behalf of the Langley Acid Falls
Police Department,
486
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,982
{\an8}we want to issue an unofficial apology.
487
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,943
{\an8}Wait, unofficial?
488
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,820
{\an8}We can't ever let this footage leak.
489
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,697
{\an8}It'd cause global instability
490
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,868
{\an8}and threaten the reputation
of the United States President.
491
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,787
{\an8}President Mertz.
492
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,164
{\an8}Man, I'd love to get a belt like his.
493
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,208
{\an8}Ah, so cool.