1 00:00:04,915 --> 00:00:05,923 Hello! 2 00:00:05,956 --> 00:00:08,358 Someone in the bathroom at 2:00 A.M.? 3 00:00:08,391 --> 00:00:10,293 Rogie gonna take a peek-a-poo. 4 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:12,830 Samuels, if I know one thing about business, 5 00:00:12,863 --> 00:00:16,099 it's that I've been in this business for a long business. 6 00:00:18,135 --> 00:00:20,938 - Don't look at me! - Hayley? In a business suit? 7 00:00:20,971 --> 00:00:23,707 But you're the lazy hippie gal, and Samuels, 8 00:00:23,741 --> 00:00:26,176 he's... he's sporting equipment, right? 9 00:00:26,209 --> 00:00:29,780 I-I guess what I'm trying to say is tell me more. 10 00:00:29,813 --> 00:00:31,949 Okay. When I was a child, 11 00:00:31,982 --> 00:00:34,618 I had a life-changing moment on the bus. 12 00:00:34,652 --> 00:00:37,120 Who hasn't had a life-changing moment on the bus? 13 00:00:37,154 --> 00:00:39,456 It's where I found out I like apricots. 14 00:00:39,489 --> 00:00:42,025 On that bus, I saw a businesswoman. 15 00:00:42,059 --> 00:00:44,728 She was so put together and confident. 16 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:46,463 I wanted to be just like her. 17 00:00:46,496 --> 00:00:49,600 But then when I went to buy my first business suit... 18 00:00:58,008 --> 00:00:59,543 Oh, honey! 19 00:00:59,577 --> 00:01:01,879 You're not a businesswoman. 20 00:01:01,912 --> 00:01:04,314 You're my cute, little Hayley. 21 00:01:06,617 --> 00:01:09,853 That mocking laughter... it made me feel like 22 00:01:09,887 --> 00:01:12,690 I could never do anything that mattered. 23 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:16,193 I guess that's why I am who I am. 24 00:01:16,226 --> 00:01:17,728 Sucks, bro. 25 00:01:17,761 --> 00:01:20,063 I've never shared my business dreams with anyone else. 26 00:01:20,097 --> 00:01:22,232 Well, I'm glad you shared them with me. 27 00:01:22,265 --> 00:01:26,837 And I, for one, think you should chase your dreams. 28 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:29,006 Oh. 29 00:01:29,039 --> 00:01:30,574 Oh! 30 00:01:33,543 --> 00:01:36,113 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 31 00:01:36,146 --> 00:01:39,850 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 32 00:01:39,883 --> 00:01:42,853 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 33 00:01:42,886 --> 00:01:46,724 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 34 00:01:49,226 --> 00:01:52,462 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 35 00:01:52,495 --> 00:01:55,065 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 36 00:01:55,098 --> 00:01:57,567 Aah! 37 00:01:57,601 --> 00:02:00,671 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 38 00:02:04,742 --> 00:02:07,410 "The hardest part of any journey is the first step." 39 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:08,879 Jared Goff. 40 00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:09,952 Aah! 41 00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:16,887 Ah! 42 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,922 Mom, I'm gonna chase my dream. 43 00:02:21,591 --> 00:02:23,627 Oh, my God! 44 00:02:23,661 --> 00:02:26,730 I dare you to go outside like that! 45 00:02:26,764 --> 00:02:28,766 Greg will lose his mind! 46 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,600 Mom! 47 00:02:31,362 --> 00:02:34,571 Oh. Seriously, honey, this isn't you. 48 00:02:34,604 --> 00:02:37,641 You like to smoke weed and wear a headband. 49 00:02:37,675 --> 00:02:40,010 You're an institution in this town, 50 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:42,112 like the abandoned grain silo 51 00:02:42,145 --> 00:02:44,481 the meth heads tried to turn into a rocket. 52 00:02:44,514 --> 00:02:46,083 You're stuck in the past, Mom! 53 00:02:46,116 --> 00:02:47,284 Women can work! 54 00:02:47,317 --> 00:02:49,953 In fact, some of the meth heads were women. 55 00:02:49,987 --> 00:02:52,489 And they got that silo 60 feet in the air 56 00:02:52,522 --> 00:02:53,523 before it exploded. 57 00:02:53,556 --> 00:02:55,592 I know women can work. 58 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:58,862 I love all of America's badass She-E-Os. 59 00:02:58,896 --> 00:03:03,867 That babe, Mary Barra, is the CEO of General Motors. 60 00:03:03,901 --> 00:03:08,105 Ginni Rometty's sexy ass runs the hell out of IBM. 61 00:03:08,138 --> 00:03:11,108 And don't even get me started with Marillyn Hewson, 62 00:03:11,141 --> 00:03:13,476 President of Lockheed Martin. 63 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:16,013 You can just tell she [BLEEP] 64 00:03:16,046 --> 00:03:20,150 Hayley, I have no problem with your little sandwich job. 65 00:03:20,183 --> 00:03:23,053 Just leave the business to the business-ers. 66 00:03:23,086 --> 00:03:26,957 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going for a swim. 67 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:30,660 Everyone's always forgetting, but we have a pool. 68 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:37,634 I need to talk to Dr. Penguin. 69 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,837 I'm Lou Babba Doo, business guru. 70 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:41,238 I'm renting Dr. P's office 71 00:03:41,271 --> 00:03:43,306 while he's dead or still at Sundance. 72 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,876 I can't remember all the stories. 73 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:47,845 My trainer got me to go Keto. 74 00:03:47,878 --> 00:03:49,379 I love it. Never had more energy. 75 00:03:50,848 --> 00:03:53,650 More about me... I have my blood recycled every month. 76 00:03:53,683 --> 00:03:55,552 I microdose acid every day. 77 00:03:55,585 --> 00:03:57,154 My watch has a shark tooth on it. 78 00:03:57,187 --> 00:03:59,089 I macrodose acid every day. 79 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:01,825 And I sleep upside-down like a bat! 80 00:04:01,859 --> 00:04:04,161 You're a... businessman? 81 00:04:04,194 --> 00:04:05,662 Smart to be cautious. 82 00:04:05,695 --> 00:04:07,497 There are a lot of charlatans out there. 83 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:09,599 Let me show you my stuff. 84 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,341 Business. 85 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:22,012 I did that to open a trade show in Shanghai. 86 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:23,747 Got a four-minute ovation. 87 00:04:23,781 --> 00:04:25,215 Really ate into the five minutes 88 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:26,850 I had to introduce the president 89 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:28,919 of Arrogant Mountain Rubber Duck Company. 90 00:04:28,952 --> 00:04:31,588 Now, I hear you got some business moves yourself. 91 00:04:31,621 --> 00:04:32,923 - Let's hear it. - Okay. 92 00:04:32,956 --> 00:04:34,892 Get the hell out of my office! 93 00:04:34,925 --> 00:04:36,726 I need time to process this! 94 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,395 Wowee-zowee! 95 00:04:38,428 --> 00:04:39,596 You got the stuff! 96 00:04:39,629 --> 00:04:41,031 Go to this address. 97 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:43,566 My dear friend Helen is the head of human resources 98 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,202 at a Fortune 500 company. 99 00:04:45,235 --> 00:04:48,271 Just tell her Lou Babba Doo sent you. 100 00:04:48,305 --> 00:04:49,606 Lou Babba Doo? 101 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:51,241 That guy's the worst! 102 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:53,710 He cat-sat for me for two nights. 103 00:04:53,743 --> 00:04:55,312 He told me my cat died, 104 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:57,580 and now I see him with it on Instagram. 105 00:04:57,614 --> 00:05:00,550 I texted him about it, and he says that's what I get 106 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:02,652 for spending a weekend in Tucson. 107 00:05:02,685 --> 00:05:04,154 Sorry about that. 108 00:05:04,187 --> 00:05:06,156 I'm just here for a job opening. 109 00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:07,825 We don't have any openings. 110 00:05:07,858 --> 00:05:09,092 That's weird. 111 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:10,636 Lou basically promised there would be... 112 00:05:10,929 --> 00:05:11,962 Suck it, Ken! 113 00:05:11,995 --> 00:05:13,763 Screw you, Shannon! 114 00:05:13,797 --> 00:05:16,166 None of you stupid jerks deserve a genius 115 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:19,569 like Rufus P. Melonballer sorting your mail! 116 00:05:19,602 --> 00:05:21,338 Whew! Windy. 117 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:24,241 I'm quitting this job, and I'm gonna kill myself! 118 00:05:24,274 --> 00:05:25,843 I know a lot of you feel the same! 119 00:05:25,876 --> 00:05:28,045 Who's jumping out this window with me? 120 00:05:32,215 --> 00:05:34,584 Oh, so, it's like that, huh? 121 00:05:34,617 --> 00:05:36,353 Adios, being alive! 122 00:05:36,386 --> 00:05:38,321 Jerry jerks off under his desk. 123 00:05:39,356 --> 00:05:41,324 I think we might have an opening. 124 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:45,328 Whew! It's really windy out there. 125 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:54,137 Who's the veiny ball sack? 126 00:05:54,171 --> 00:05:55,672 Uh, that's Cousin Rogu. 127 00:05:55,705 --> 00:05:57,140 He's from Denver. 128 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:00,143 Guys, guys, guys! 129 00:06:00,177 --> 00:06:03,346 I don't want to blow your minds, but I just realized 130 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:04,481 I'm an adult. 131 00:06:04,514 --> 00:06:06,783 I can have a party whenever I want. 132 00:06:12,322 --> 00:06:13,390 Cool idea. 133 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:16,359 Oh, man, I haven't partied in so long. 134 00:06:16,393 --> 00:06:18,628 All I've been doing is drinking and smoking 135 00:06:18,661 --> 00:06:20,964 while listening to loud music with others. 136 00:06:20,998 --> 00:06:23,300 Hold on, guys. Are we really doing this? 137 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,002 Are we throwing a party? 138 00:06:25,035 --> 00:06:26,469 Not just any party. 139 00:06:26,503 --> 00:06:31,308 I, Stan Smith, vow to throw the greatest party ever. 140 00:06:31,341 --> 00:06:33,376 Oh, yeah. 141 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:38,181 Ah, now I can hear that mile-high accent. 142 00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:43,486 Roger! Great news! I got the job! 143 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,556 I had such an awesome day in the mailroom. 144 00:06:46,589 --> 00:06:49,159 It was Karen's birthday and they got her a cake 145 00:06:49,192 --> 00:06:50,593 and we all ate some! 146 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,162 Even the boss! 147 00:06:52,195 --> 00:06:53,830 And they say if I work hard, 148 00:06:53,863 --> 00:06:57,867 I can move up to junior executive someday! 149 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:59,202 Oh, wow! 150 00:06:59,236 --> 00:07:00,837 You're still wearing that? 151 00:07:02,105 --> 00:07:03,907 Yeah. You know why I'm wearing it? 152 00:07:03,941 --> 00:07:05,675 Because I got a job. 153 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:06,910 In business. 154 00:07:06,944 --> 00:07:08,345 Oh, honey. 155 00:07:08,378 --> 00:07:10,780 If that's what you think is gonna make you happy... 156 00:07:10,813 --> 00:07:11,848 I am happy! 157 00:07:11,881 --> 00:07:13,183 You're the one who's sad! 158 00:07:13,216 --> 00:07:16,253 You make fun of people following their dreams 159 00:07:16,286 --> 00:07:19,589 because you've never made anything of your life. 160 00:07:21,558 --> 00:07:23,360 Now, that's funny! 161 00:07:24,561 --> 00:07:28,031 Well, I think it's funny that you think that's funny. 162 00:07:44,414 --> 00:07:46,383 Great job, Hayley. You know what? 163 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:48,485 Why don't you do cart duty today? 164 00:07:48,518 --> 00:07:50,720 Oh, and take the new girl with you. 165 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:52,089 New girl? 166 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,560 It's me, Francine! 167 00:07:57,594 --> 00:07:59,396 Wazza-a-a-a-p! 168 00:07:59,429 --> 00:08:00,563 Wazza-a-a-a-a... 169 00:08:00,597 --> 00:08:01,598 I got her the job. 170 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:03,466 ...a-a-a-p! 171 00:08:09,106 --> 00:08:10,607 Mom, what are you doing here? 172 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,243 Well, you said I never made anything of my life. 173 00:08:13,276 --> 00:08:16,146 - Mom, I didn't mean... - No, you were right. 174 00:08:16,179 --> 00:08:18,015 This seems like a fun goof. 175 00:08:18,048 --> 00:08:19,916 Is that okay? 176 00:08:19,949 --> 00:08:24,654 Or are you afraid that I'm gonna out-business your stank ass? 177 00:08:26,189 --> 00:08:28,458 Oh, I'm not afraid. 178 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,935 What's everyone doing? 179 00:08:38,968 --> 00:08:40,946 Everyone's prepping for tomorrow's big pitch meeting. 180 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:43,173 Once a year, anyone in the company 181 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:45,542 can pitch an idea directly to the CEO. 182 00:08:45,575 --> 00:08:48,811 The person who does the best becomes a junior executive! 183 00:08:48,845 --> 00:08:51,448 - Junior executive... - Junior executive... 184 00:08:51,481 --> 00:08:54,151 Look at me! I'm in your shirt now! 185 00:08:57,087 --> 00:09:01,058 Okay, I just need one good idea. 186 00:09:01,091 --> 00:09:04,194 Why is thinking so hard?! 187 00:09:04,227 --> 00:09:06,796 Aw, if this is too stressful, 188 00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:10,233 I think there's another pitch meeting in a year or so. 189 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:11,968 Don't you have an idea to work on? 190 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:14,704 I honed my idea in the john earlier. 191 00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:16,673 I'm ready to pitch. 192 00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:18,641 Moonwalk. 193 00:09:19,676 --> 00:09:21,811 I couldn't help but overhear your convo 194 00:09:21,844 --> 00:09:24,481 during my cryotherapy sesh. 195 00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:27,484 Now, for this big meeting, you don't have any ideas? 196 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:29,719 Well, I do have one idea. 197 00:09:29,752 --> 00:09:31,388 It came to me one day at the grocery... 198 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:33,499 Blah, blah, blah, blah! Doesn't matter what the idea is. 199 00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:35,163 You just have to pitch it with confidence. 200 00:09:35,192 --> 00:09:37,760 Hi-yah! 201 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,062 Punch through this. 202 00:09:39,096 --> 00:09:42,332 If you can conquer wood, nothing can stop you. 203 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:45,235 Aah! Damn, I do feel good! 204 00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:47,337 Ohh, thanks, Roger! 205 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,571 Roger? 206 00:09:48,605 --> 00:09:50,540 - Aah! - Aah! 207 00:09:50,573 --> 00:09:51,674 - Aah! - Aah! 208 00:09:53,543 --> 00:09:54,611 - Aah! - Aah! 209 00:09:54,644 --> 00:09:55,678 - Aah! - Aah! 210 00:09:55,712 --> 00:09:56,746 Aah! 211 00:09:59,549 --> 00:10:01,050 You feel confident now? 212 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:02,452 I do! 213 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:04,854 If only I could feel this way around my mom. 214 00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:08,591 She has this amazing ability to destroy my confidence. 215 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,860 That's a superpower all moms have. 216 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:13,230 To beat her, you have to knock her off her game, 217 00:10:13,263 --> 00:10:15,198 get in her head before the big pitch. 218 00:10:15,232 --> 00:10:17,634 I know just the thing. 219 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:18,768 Good. 220 00:10:21,304 --> 00:10:23,806 And so, that's my idea... a wishing stick. 221 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,976 Maybe now everyone understands my bumper sticker, 222 00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:29,045 "Gone Wishin'." 223 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:30,647 Oh. 224 00:10:32,249 --> 00:10:34,584 That went really well! 225 00:10:36,353 --> 00:10:37,920 Did you eat fish recently? 226 00:10:37,954 --> 00:10:39,122 What? Why? 227 00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:40,790 Never mind. Good luck up there. 228 00:10:42,592 --> 00:10:45,395 Why did she ask me if I ate fish? 229 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:47,164 Do I have fish in my teeth? 230 00:10:47,197 --> 00:10:49,566 Do I... smell like a fish? 231 00:10:49,599 --> 00:10:50,767 Stop, Francine! 232 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,803 Just focus on your fish... eh, pitch! 233 00:10:57,674 --> 00:10:59,685 Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, 234 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:03,380 fish, fish, fish, fish... fish. 235 00:11:05,282 --> 00:11:07,083 Hey, why don't you take a break? 236 00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:09,652 We can all see you're... floundering. 237 00:11:12,455 --> 00:11:14,824 I'm passing out rolls of duct tape. 238 00:11:16,293 --> 00:11:19,496 Gents, I'm gonna need you to tape down your hogs. 239 00:11:19,529 --> 00:11:23,266 This pitch is guaranteed to give you all monster boners 240 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,302 that literally rip through your pants, 241 00:11:25,335 --> 00:11:27,637 and I can't have that interruption. 242 00:11:29,706 --> 00:11:32,575 You're all eating spaghetti and meatballs wrong! 243 00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:37,380 For years, we've taken ground beef "strings" 244 00:11:37,414 --> 00:11:39,849 and mashed them into a sad ball. 245 00:11:39,882 --> 00:11:40,950 And spaghetti! 246 00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:43,152 Spaghetti starts as a ball! 247 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,954 It loves being a ball. 248 00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:46,189 But what do we do? 249 00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:47,957 We bash it, smash it, 250 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:51,561 and force it against its will to be strings. 251 00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:53,963 Why are we doing this? 252 00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:58,835 Spaghetti wants to be a ball, and meat wants to be strings. 253 00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:02,138 Well, today we stop the insanity. 254 00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:04,040 I present to you 255 00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:07,344 Meatghetti and Spag-Balls! 256 00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,848 For the past hundred years, 257 00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:15,485 this company has solely manufactured medical equipment. 258 00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:17,520 But what the hell? Let's do this! 259 00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:20,156 Third floor, stop making those baby pacemakers. 260 00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:22,359 You're making Spag-Balls now! 261 00:12:22,392 --> 00:12:25,194 Whoo-hoo! Spag-Balls! 262 00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:30,333 Just a couple things to make it feel 263 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,702 like a real executive's office. 264 00:12:38,608 --> 00:12:41,378 They're gonna take me so serious. 265 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:44,747 Oh, hey, Francine. 266 00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,216 Look at you, working the cart! 267 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,586 The design team needs your final approval 268 00:12:49,619 --> 00:12:52,121 on the Meatghetti and Spag-Balls packaging. 269 00:12:52,154 --> 00:12:54,190 Tell them to smell my balls! 270 00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:56,793 Kidding. Executive humor. 271 00:12:58,495 --> 00:13:01,631 Oh, that's a nasty thought, Francine. 272 00:13:01,664 --> 00:13:03,800 Are you gonna be that nasty? 273 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,401 _ 274 00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:08,405 Damn, you are. 275 00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:12,909 Hmm. 276 00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:15,712 I wonder if I could... 277 00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:17,480 Whee! 278 00:13:17,514 --> 00:13:21,751 Sick and tired of eating the same boring-ass food every day? 279 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,386 This shit sucks. 280 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,887 I want a divorce. 281 00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:26,723 Well, we can't fix your marriage, 282 00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:28,625 but we can fix your dinner. 283 00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:31,994 New Meatghetti and Spag-Balls, from Wagner Wright Medi... 284 00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:34,296 _ 285 00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:37,066 We interrupt this commercial for an emergency announcement. 286 00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:38,501 A million packages 287 00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,970 of Meatghetti and Spag-Balls are being recalled. 288 00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:44,240 The undercooked pasta is expanding in people's stomachs 289 00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:45,808 and causing big problems. 290 00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:48,778 Ew. Yuck. These people are gross. 291 00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:55,452 Uh-oh, meat-sghettios? 292 00:13:58,955 --> 00:14:01,958 Guys, we've been planning this party in relative obscurity 293 00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:04,527 for two weeks straight, and I'm exhausted. 294 00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:07,330 Oh, my God, me, too. 295 00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:10,400 I was up at 4:00 A.M. doing the ice sculpture. 296 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:15,438 Well, the guests aren't arriving for a few hours. 297 00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,340 We could maybe take a little nap. 298 00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:18,941 - A nap? - What a perfect idea. 299 00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:20,510 A short sleep. 300 00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:28,618 Wait, I need to do my insulin real quick. 301 00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:31,320 I can't quite reach my thing. 302 00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:34,023 My insulin thing. 303 00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:36,158 Guys? 304 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,660 Guys? 305 00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:39,396 Oh, boy. 306 00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:41,698 Here come the tingles. 307 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:48,538 Once again, I'm so sorry 308 00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:52,642 that you got demoted back to the mailroom. 309 00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:54,677 Wait a second. 310 00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:57,346 You're the one who messed with the packaging. 311 00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,650 Yeah, and I celebrated by eating 312 00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:03,853 three people's lunches from the fridge! 313 00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:05,555 You jerk. 314 00:15:05,588 --> 00:15:08,491 You messed with me fish... first. 315 00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:14,030 Fighting? In the hallway? 316 00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:18,200 In this company, there's only one place where we fight. 317 00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:22,705 Thunderdome. 318 00:15:22,739 --> 00:15:26,576 Oh. I saw this room from the tubes. 319 00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:40,356 Oh-ho, I can't wait to get you in the Thunderdome. 320 00:15:40,389 --> 00:15:42,559 Turn your face into Meatghetti. 321 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,126 Well, I'm gonna slap you around 322 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,596 like one of your undercooked Spag-Balls. 323 00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:49,799 They're only undercooked because you sabotaged me. 324 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,968 Why do you always undercut my dreams 325 00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,601 of being a businesswoman? 326 00:15:54,737 --> 00:15:57,874 I brought those highlighters from home. 327 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:04,781 Oh, yeah! One man stands triumphant! 328 00:16:04,814 --> 00:16:07,884 I sabotaged you because you were doing something 329 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,552 I was never allowed to do. 330 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,220 That you were never allowed to do? 331 00:16:11,253 --> 00:16:12,555 What are you talking about? 332 00:16:12,589 --> 00:16:14,724 It may come as a surprise to you, 333 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:17,727 but you're not the only girl with a dream. 334 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,830 Tax advice from a 5-year-old! 335 00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:22,298 $1! 336 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,133 It's deductible! 337 00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:32,241 You think you could be a businesswoman? 338 00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:41,751 So you were just doing to me what your mom did to you? 339 00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:46,689 I hated it when my mom did that, and then I did it to you. 340 00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,158 I'm so sorry I tore you down. 341 00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:52,094 Instead of tearing her down, you should've been building her up. 342 00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:54,497 - What? - It's classic Shine Theory, 343 00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:55,865 a term Ann Friedman coined. 344 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:59,035 Along with businesswoman Aminatou Sow 345 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:02,639 to describe a concerted effort to collaborate with 346 00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:05,708 rather than compete against other people, 347 00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:08,110 but in particular other women. 348 00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:10,547 It's all based on the simple premise that, 349 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,448 "I don't shine if you don't shine." 350 00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:16,786 Shine Theory is recognizing that true confidence is infectious! 351 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:18,788 And if someone is tearing you down 352 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,957 or targeting you as competition, 353 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,626 it's often because they are lacking in confidence 354 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,128 or support themselves! 355 00:17:26,162 --> 00:17:28,731 Oh, my God. It me. 356 00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:30,533 It's okay, Mom. 357 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,034 Come here. 358 00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:39,075 All who enter Thunderdome must battle. 359 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:45,915 Oh. So different dress code down here in the ol' T-Dome. 360 00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:50,319 Something tells me that big fork isn't for a giant salad. 361 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:51,988 Run! 362 00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,235 They cut the power. We're stuck. 363 00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:07,770 I know. 364 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:12,008 Ugh, this totally reminds me of the end of the "Trolls" movie 365 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,844 when all the trolls get caught in that big cauldron, 366 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:17,714 and it was like all was lost for them. 367 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,517 I know this isn't the exact same situation. 368 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:23,185 It's okay. How did they get out? 369 00:18:23,219 --> 00:18:25,922 I don't know. I was too scared. I turned it off. 370 00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:28,290 I assume they were boiled to death. 371 00:18:30,198 --> 00:18:32,094 What the hell? 372 00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:34,030 We slept through our party. 373 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,865 Wow, we must've been really tired. 374 00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,266 Snot's still sleeping. 375 00:18:37,299 --> 00:18:39,101 He looks so peaceful. 376 00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:41,037 It's the blue tint to his skin. 377 00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,972 Reminds me of the ocean. 378 00:18:43,005 --> 00:18:46,208 Check it out, Tuttle's Madewell jeans. 379 00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:49,045 He only wears these to the most special occasions. 380 00:18:49,078 --> 00:18:50,713 But why would he leave them here? 381 00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:52,949 Oh, there's... 382 00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:54,416 there's a lot of shit in these. 383 00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,786 I-I think I solved the mystery. 384 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:59,388 Ooh. 385 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,492 Hey, we're trending on social media. 386 00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:04,894 - Alright. - Mm-hmm. 387 00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:06,896 - Chug. - Whoa. 388 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,398 - Danuta? - Hey. Oh, boy. 389 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,901 - Wow. - Get it, Snot's Mom. 390 00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:14,170 Guys, do you know what this means? 391 00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:18,941 It means that I, Stan Smith, threw the greatest party ever. 392 00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:20,309 - Alright, Mr. S. - Huzzah. - Yay. 393 00:19:20,342 --> 00:19:23,179 - Way to go, Dad. - Whoo! 394 00:19:23,212 --> 00:19:27,183 We truly are living in windy times. 395 00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:31,163 Let us in! 396 00:19:31,187 --> 00:19:33,322 You thought you could get away from us? 397 00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:35,024 We're businessmen! 398 00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:37,760 Hey, Mom, I feel bad I ruined your pitch. 399 00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,161 Before we die in here, 400 00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:40,863 why don't you tell me your big idea? 401 00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:43,199 It's stupid, and a million people 402 00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:45,768 probably already thought of this, but... 403 00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:47,603 clothes for teeth. 404 00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,605 Clothing... for teeth? 405 00:19:49,638 --> 00:19:53,542 Yeah. Little outfits that you could wear on your teeth. 406 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,044 You hate it. 407 00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:59,015 No, Mom, it's the final frontier of fashion. 408 00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:02,051 It's crazy, but I suddenly feel like my teeth are naked. 409 00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:03,986 That's how I've felt my whole life. 410 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,555 If we ever get out of here, we got to promise 411 00:20:06,588 --> 00:20:09,191 we'll start making clothes for teeth. 412 00:20:11,023 --> 00:20:12,895 Any last words? 413 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,799 - Clothes for teeth? - Clothes for teeth? 414 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,335 I'm listening. 415 00:20:22,071 --> 00:20:24,974 Before Clothes For Teeth, people would ask, 416 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,575 "Do I have anything in my teeth?" 417 00:20:26,608 --> 00:20:30,212 Now they ask, "Do I not have anything in my teeth?" 418 00:20:30,246 --> 00:20:33,149 You're never fully dressed without a smile, 419 00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:35,818 but is your smile fully dressed? 420 00:20:35,852 --> 00:20:39,055 Not until now, with Clothes For Teeth. 421 00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:41,724 Say goodbye to closin' your mouth. 422 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:44,693 Say hello to clothes in your mouth. 423 00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:51,167 Yoo thee? 424 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,603 Dis is the funull fwonteer of vashon. 425 00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:56,605 Yoo thaid it, Franthine. 426 00:20:56,638 --> 00:20:58,240 Thakoo for washing. 427 00:20:58,274 --> 00:20:59,876 That's Clothes For Teeth. 428 00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:02,378 Abailable ebbeyber. 429 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,380 Bye-bye! 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