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Sorry. That's my
e-mail notification.
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Looks like it's official.
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You're looking
at the newest member
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of an exclusive
little club known as...
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Scientology.
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- You became a Scientologist?
- It wasn't easy.
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They did everything they
could to discourage me.
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Just think.
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You might get to go
to Kirstie Alley's funeral!
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What's wrong?
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He's dead!
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- Jeff?
- No!
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Tom Green!
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I just saw on Twitter, and he...
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Oh, Gaww-hoddddd!
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This is ridiculous.
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I'll have to
call in sick for work.
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What?! Was he your ride
or something?
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Babe! Good news!
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Turns out it was just one
of his hilarious pranks!
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Well, now I feel like a fool!
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I won't be able
to go to work all week!
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Where did I go wrong, Klaus?
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How did Hayley end up as soft
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as my prized Toronto Raptors
micro fleece throw?
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And what will become of her
if she doesn't toughen up?
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It's time for me to go...
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on one of my famous drives.
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Oh. Look who just got
a 30% off coupon
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for all sectionals at wayfair.com.
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Scientology's already
working its magic.
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How did Hayley become so weak?
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Did I fail her as a father?
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Will she be able to take care
of herself when I'm gone?
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How can I make her tough?
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I can't think
with all this racket!
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I need to go deeper
into the countryside.
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No more distractions.
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At last, my head is clear.
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Lost your way, city slicker?
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Are you a good hillbilly
or a bad hillbilly?
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I'm a farmer.
And this here's my farm.
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Don't worry. We'll get ya
unstuck right quick.
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Mother. Dan-boy.
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Birthin' the sow'll have to wait.
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We got a man here needs our help.
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Well, let's git to it, then.
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Strong.
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Resilient.
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Raaaah!
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Toughness.
The very yin to weakness' yang.
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How did you come to be
so strong, so resilient?
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Well, I reckon farm life
just makes ya Farm Tough.
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Farm Tough.
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Here. At least let me Venmo you
a little barn-dance money
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to thank you for your trouble.
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We don't go in much for
electronic doodads and gewgaws.
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Keep things a mite simpler
out here on the farm.
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Thick as rhino skin.
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Dan-boy, if it's not
too forward of me, may I...
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have one of your calluses?
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You got a flapper here. I could
just give it a little twist.
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- I'd prefer you didn't.
- I've already got it.
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Came right off. Damn.
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I bet I could use this thing
as a guitar pick!
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Callus, callus, show me true.
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Why is Hayley not tough, too?
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Not showing me a vision.
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Guess I'll just go
take a look myself.
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Of course! Look at them
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with all their
electronic doodads and gewgaws!
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No wonder Hayley's
as soft as my prized
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Merino wool
Charlotte Hornets beanie.
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There's the vision!
Callus, I could kiss you!
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Stan, what are you doing?
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Nothing!
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I call this Smith
family meeting to order.
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Bread's fresher than usual.
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Now, there's no easy way
to say this, so here goes.
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This family is soft.
Especially Hayley.
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Actually, that was pretty easy.
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- What?
- Well, no more.
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You've still got that thing?
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It's time, through hard work
and simple living,
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for the Smith family
to become... Farm Tough.
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Oop. Dropped my callus
in the baked ziti.
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Everybody just be aware.
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Anyway, I say
we leave our city lives behind
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and move to a farm!
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Oh, yeah! I'm gonna be the
toughest little farm boy ever!
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Playing with horsies
and moo-moos all day.
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Mee!
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And my first celebrity crush
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was that old farmer
in that painting...
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holding that big-ass pitchfork.
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A simple farm life, you say?
Oh, man, I just don't know.
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I think it would be good for us.
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I guess I'm open
to being convinced,
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but I'm really on the fence here.
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- Let's have a vote.
- Okay, but I'm still undecided.
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All in favor?
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Damn it, Hayley!
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Per Smith family bylaws,
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all family votes
must be unanimous.
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We know, Kevin!
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Look, I do like the idea
of living more sustainably,
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but we don't need
to move to a farm.
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Hey, why don't we try
urban homesteading?
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That's when people
in cities do small-scale
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farming in their backyards.
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Fine.
All in favor?
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I just swallowed the callus.
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Okay, so, farming.
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We're probably gonna
need some dirt, right?
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Should we... buy it?
Or make it?
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That's great, sweetie. Let me
just scooch ya over here a bit.
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You're right in the path
of the bulldozer.
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Thanks, Dad. And... In the what
of the what, now?
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To get Farm Tough, we're gonna
need more room to farm.
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Come on! I got overalls
for everyone out back!
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You guys! Come check out
this huge pile of worms!
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Okay. See ya at the overalls!
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Dad, this is not
what we agreed to!
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Sure it is. This was
your idea, Hayley...
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Urban homesteading, farming
right in the heart of the city.
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Small-scale farming!
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Well, if it's small-scale
that gets your engine revving,
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you're gonna love
our new tiny farmhouse.
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Come on, everybody.
I'll give you the tour.
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How are we gonna sleep?
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Not on a stack of 20 downy
mattresses, princess.
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For the last time,
I didn't say, "I felt a pea."
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I said my mattress
"smelled like pee."
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- I peed the bed.
- Anyway, I'll show you
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how you'll sleep,
'cause it's bedtime anyway.
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We're on farm hours now.
Bed by 4:00. Up at 2:00.
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- Steve-boy, this is you.
- I can't fit in there.
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Just give it a try, Steve-boy.
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- Yes, Mother.
- Correction.
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Now that we're farm folk,
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I'm the one who calls
my wife "Mother."
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Night!
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Oh, God!
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Roger.
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Hayley and Jeff.
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And, Mother, if you open up
this oil painting
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of blond Jesus,
there's a cupboard behind.
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Hello!
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Hi.
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Stan, this is Amos.
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Hey.
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Amos! It's not what it looks like!
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Oh, yeah!
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I feel myself gettin'
tougher already!
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Mornin', neighbor!
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Well, look who it is.
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Sun's already almost up,
Sleeping Beauty.
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I was stuck in the wall fighting
off hundreds of tiny spiders!
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Oh, yeah, we're raising
spiders now, too.
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I'm gonna sell 'em to
a Spider-Man movie!
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Which we'll never see, of course,
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because we're foregoing
all modern technology.
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On pain of shunning?
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Done!
We'll need maximum discipline
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because this homestead
must succeed.
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I quit my job
and took out a mortgage
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with a 39% interest rate
to pay for the renovations.
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- You did what?!
- The bankers were high-fiving
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while I signed the paperwork.
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Looking back, probably
should've been a red flag.
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Maybe we need to worry less
about me becoming Farm Tough
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and more about you
being so Farm Stupid!
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Shun 'er, Stan!
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She talketh back to thee, dude!
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Hold up. Wait, though. I want
to get this for my TikTok.
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Gewgaw!
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Shit.
I'mma get shunned, aren't I?
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Roger has violated
the rules of the farm.
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He must be shunned.
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It was one mistake, and we
just came up with the rule.
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Why are you being so hard on him?
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Because modern luxuries
make us soft.
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Roger, you are shunned.
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Whatever. I'm still the most
Amish mother-fucker here.
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Hey, Stan.
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I just want to give you an update
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on the K-dog's adventures
in Scientology.
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Long story short, it works!
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I had a major
personal breakthrough.
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I realized...
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that Battlefield Earth
is a cool movie!
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Ohp. Gotta go.
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They're starting it again,
and I don't want to be late
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because if you are,
they beat you senseless.
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All right. Tell everyone
I'm doing great.
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Xenu later, alligator!
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Aaaah! I broke my leg!
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Rabbit hole.
We got varmints.
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That's bad. But the pain'll
toughen Steve up. That's good.
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Should we all break our legs?
Yes!
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Everybody, line up!
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Varmint!
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Stop! You don't have to kill it!
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Yes, we do, Hayley!
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Varmints suck the very
lifeblood out of a farm.
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Rabbits, termites, orangutans.
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The only good varmint is...
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A dead varmint?
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No!
A rock-'n'-roll gopher,
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like that zany little
troublemaker from Caddyshack.
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We can keep it away from
our crops without killing it.
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I'm gonna go release it in the
woods at the end of the block.
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Hayley, how are you still
so far from being Farm Tough?
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Dan-boy will never accept
my dowry if you're this soft.
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I'm already married to Jeff!
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But I promised Dan-boy
a brawny virgin!
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Oh, no.
Your leg is broken.
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Sorry, little guy.
This is gonna hurt a bit.
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Suppertime!
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That's it?
But, Pa, I'm so hungry.
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Well, if you're thinking about
sneakin' extra carrots,
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you are gunnin' for a shunnin'.
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You know the rules...
No electric stuff,
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no extra food,
no creature comforts.
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So strict, so strong.
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Why don't you join old
Mother Hubbard in her cupboard
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and give this creature
a little comfort?
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Yes, ma'am!
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I'm gonna have my carrot outside.
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Wait! Take me with you!
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Mother, may I?
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You may!
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Looks like you're all healed up!
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See? How much trouble could
one widdle shbunny-shmunchkin
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like you cause, anyway?
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This is all my fault.
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I... coddled a varmint.
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Well, with no carrots to sell,
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it's only a matter of time
before we lose the farm.
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I've heard tell of a man
six counties over
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might buy our goat.
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If I don't make it back,
tell your mother...
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sorry I busted my nut so quick.
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She'll know what it means.
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Let me try to make this right.
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There's still time
to re-plant and harvest
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- the crops before winter.
- You can try.
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But with Steve-boy lame,
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Jeff-boy sick with TB
and Mother-boy tending to him,
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you'll have to do it
all on your own, Hayley-boy.
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I did it.
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Boy
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There's violence
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And and a-lots of work to be done
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No place to hang out our washing
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And and I can't blame
all on the sun, oh, no
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I love my secret room
of electric stuff and food
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And all my creature comforts
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Time extension.
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You've been sneaking down here
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since the very first day,
haven't you?!
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Breaking all your own
stupid rules!
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Hey, this has always been
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about making you Farm Tough.
Not me.
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Well, guess what.
I have become tough.
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Tough enough to know
you can't show
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a varmint like you any mercy.
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So, Dad, you are...
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shunned!
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Well, at least let me go back
for my digital cocktail scale
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That I...
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Smiths!
What's the good word?
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Movin' right along!
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You must really miss
your family, Stan?
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Think you'll be able
to go back soon?
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Wouldn't bet on it.
Shunning's serious business.
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But on the bright side,
I succeeded in my goal.
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Hayley is tougher than
a thousand Jason Momoas.
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By the way, I accidentally
ordered nine pornos last night.
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Sometimes it's crazy what
great parenting looks like.
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- Closer than you might think!
- What?
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Oh. Oh, I thought
maybe you just said,
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"I wonder where
Roger is right now."
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- Nope.
- Well, here I am anyway.
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Yeah, after you shunned me,
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I kind of fell in
with the varmints.
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Got any vegetables going here?
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Too risky over
at the old Smith farm,
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ever since Hayley took over.
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She's tough as nails.
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I don't know, Stan.
Maybe you should take a look
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at what being tough
has really done to her.
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Hayley?
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I was wonderin', since
the harvest come in so good,
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maybe we could afford to
call a doctor for Jeff-boy?
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He's in a bad way.
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Ya don't waste a bone
on a dyin' dog, woman.
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Set a pot to boil.
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And I don't wanna hear
another word outta you,
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or you're goin' in the box.
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But Steve-boy's
already in the box.
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I can make another box.
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When can I come out
the box, sister?
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I said no talkin' in there!
Punishment increased!
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Jeff-boy.
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Time to take that dyin' dog
to the woods
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what he don't attract critters
when he croaks.
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This takes me back
to our wedding night, babe.
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I'm gonna give it to you so good.
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The farm has made
Hayley too tough.
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So, to get the old Hayley back,
we gotta take that farm down.
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- What are you thinking?
- Good old-fashioned sabotage.
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Varmint sabotage?
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Rabbitage!
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Let's do it!
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And do we contact
Weird Al's people,
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see if he's interested in
"Rabbitage" as a song idea,
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make ourselves a little scratch?
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It'd be pretty cool
to collaborate with Weird Al,
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but I don't see it happening.
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I'll nab cabbage
and do plant damage
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I'mma masticate, the crops I take
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You can't grow carrots
while I'm in here
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Now my bunny ears
cause your bunny fears so
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While you re-seed and wonder why
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Your farm's in ruins,
corn has all died
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Holes in sod, missing cabb-age
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I'm tellin' y'all it's rabbitage
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Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage
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Varmints!
I'm comin' fer you!
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That's right, Stan.
I found a way.
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This farm's as good
as done for, Roger.
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Just be careful
of all these traps.
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Luckily for me,
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I'm a bit smarter
than an actual rabbit, Stan.
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Would ya look at that?
Somebody left a perfectly good
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sploop of peanut butter
underneath this bucket.
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Varmint!
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Do it, Hayley.
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I've been depressed
for a good, long while now.
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Hayley, stop!
Roger, we'll get you help.
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Listen.
I owe you an apology.
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What good is making you
tough enough
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to take care of yourself
if along the way,
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you lose everything that made you
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such a kind, compassionate,
wonderful person to begin with?
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I miss that Hayley.
The soft Hayley.
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Well, I guess...
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I'll be killin'
two varmints today.
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- Can't shoot through a blanket!
- Get this thang offa me!
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So got-dang... soft!
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And plush, and...
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James Corden.
So mildly amusing.
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Creature comforts.
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I guess I got
a little carried away?
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I'm just glad to
have you back, baby girl,
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and that we put everything
back to normal
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before anybody really got hurt.
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So cold.
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Jeff! Thank God!
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They're hunting me, Jeff.
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They do not like it
when you joke about Xenu.
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Or when you wear a wire
for Xenu York Times.
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Bye! Have a great time!