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(美國老爹製片廠呈獻)

2
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(啊!農場!)

3
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(簡而不凡)

4
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{\an8}(什麼鳥地方!)

5
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{\an8}(《發明家養成班》)

6
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(他內心深處的夢想...)

7
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(都市!發明家的歸屬之地!)

8
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{\an8}(老媽給史坦的家事清單
清豬舍、修籬笆、擠牛乳、宰羊...)

9
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(烏鴉!)

10
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(大成功!)

11
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(老媽心愛的被子,唯一的家傳之寶)

12
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(總算有時間發明新東西!)

13
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(更多家事...)

14
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{\an8}(都市!發明家的歸屬之地!)

15
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(她變賣被子,讓他有錢去都市)

16
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(多麼感傷!)

17
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(於是他啟程去都市...)

18
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(把發明分享給世界,一舉成名!)

19
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(為龜速讀者預留更多時間)

20
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{\an8}(白手起家的人)

21
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(發明家路)

22
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(收購發明)

23
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(發明家賺爆!)

24
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(讓發明家美夢成真)

25
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{\an8}(現場表演,發明家脫光光)

26
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(都市新奇好物公司)

27
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{\an8}(拉哩拉雜玩意兒公司)

28
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(羅傑公司)

29
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(友前仁餐館)

30
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(他感到多麼飢餓...)

31
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(現在他感到飢渴...)

32
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{\an8}(布洛克公司,超不涼的職缺!
穩定繁雜的工作)

33
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(布洛克公司)

34
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(工人團結力量大!
不安全的工廠危害性命!)

35
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(工人團結力量大!
工廠員工餐不該有蟑螂!)

36
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(貧民窟,廢柴社區)

37
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(我是發明家
我有個東西想跟大家分享!)

38
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小心!

39
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天啊,成功了

40
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天啊,他們被壓扁了

41
00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,544
歡迎收看《世界新聞》

42
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(《世界新聞》)

43
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以有聲的方式播報,美妙的聲音!

44
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自從史坦史密斯的聲子喉蟲

45
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改變全世界,至今已過了一年

46
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,015
只要是能說話的人都會說話

47
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從政治人物...

48
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,519
我的對手說我是白母

49
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蠢帶、沙瓜和扁徒

50
00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:48,862
但我向各位保證
只有「蠢帶」那部分屬實

51
00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,490
...到老處女圖書館員

52
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連動物也要參一腳

53
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太棒了

54
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,959
{\an8}這全是農場來的巫師的功勞
他的絕妙發明

55
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,628
讓他躍身成為業界龍頭

56
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,214
他甚至蓋了一座金碧輝煌的

57
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摩天大樓,叫史坦公司

58
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名稱巧妙地取自他的名字

59
00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,639
而這也是他自己取的巧妙名稱
取自他自己的名字

60
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,311
他現在名利雙收
加上那帥氣油亮的鬍鬚

61
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{\an8}隨之而來的當然是

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愛,貨真價值的愛

63
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她的感受溢於言表

64
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愛意,滿滿的愛意

65
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但這位才子的生活並非一帆風順

66
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許多對手加入競爭行列,買家當心

67
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有些假貨的品質非常低劣
可能造成危險

68
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新聞報導說羅傑公司
綽號為語音蛭的美妙振音說話器

69
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會危害安全,那根本就是小題...

70
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他死了!

71
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:59,264
{\an8}但是阻礙史坦成功之路的
不只有外部因素

72
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{\an8}還有內部因素

73
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他的員工罷工了

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(罷工!)

75
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,688
工會

76
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,856
面對眼前的挑戰

77
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:11,819
這位高塔中的男人
下一個發明會是什麼?

78
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{\an8}希望是能吃的肥皂,我很常吃肥皂

79
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不想再生病了

80
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罷工只是一點小障礙
但史坦公司依然穩健地生長

81
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到了年底,遠在澳洲的人也會開口說話

82
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,668
我個人很期待聽聽他們的聲音

83
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,628
所以我們銷售第一?

84
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,256
- 第一
- 第一

85
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,633
- 首屈一指
- 老闆,幹得好

86
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,010
但還是有其他對手

87
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沒錯,但他們排名在我們後面

88
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,140
在我們後面沒關係

89
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,017
- 我們在後面的前面
- 史密斯先生,你氣色真好

90
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,436
布洛克確實有兩成的市占率

91
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,397
而且靠的是我的發明

92
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,608
- 但你已經有六成了
- 我應該有百分之百的市占率

93
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,570
沒有人有百分之百的市占率

94
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,364
我天上的母親把唯一的被子賣掉...

95
00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,117
- 那個被子
- ...才有辦法送我到城市

96
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,452
我沒有大獲全勝怎麼好跟她交代?

97
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,707
你們這些爛貨
最好趕快給他剩下的市占率

98
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,542
我的驢子狀況如何?

99
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,837
牠就在那裡,你轉個頭就看得到了

100
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,338
我太忙了,牠怎麼樣了?

101
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,257
老闆,牠不肯吃龍蝦尾

102
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:18,511
一定是因為龍蝦太老或太小
馬上給牠大隻又新鮮的龍蝦

103
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,097
猛男,今天禮拜二

104
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,683
給我亮晶晶的東西

105
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,810
美味可口

106
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,937
老闆,她真幸運

107
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,355
她為你痴狂

108
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,941
我也為你痴狂

109
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:37,112
你的神祕新產品再過幾天就要上市了

110
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,032
要不要讓董事會成員先睹為快?

111
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,075
不要

112
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,331
我無法信任任何人

113
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,709
老闆,那個人來見你了

114
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:55,422
你來了,跟我一樣是天才
又即將推出祕密產品的人

115
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,924
祕密產品是什麼?

116
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,177
開玩笑的,我不在乎

117
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,723
你一定有發現我把《聖經》帶來了

118
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,351
我迷上《聖經》了

119
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,062
你很明顯混得很好
這裡的木頭都是深色的

120
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,271
我也混得不錯

121
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,649
我的技術團隊在實驗室裡
研發出一種攝影機

122
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,859
小到可以藏在《聖經》裡

123
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,111
不是這本《聖經》

124
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,030
(《奧西曼德斯》)

125
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,242
保險櫃,讚喔

126
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,789
很堅固,要不要交換祕密?

127
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,999
我告訴你我是怎麼讓我的發聲器

128
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,419
刻意放出活力滿滿的無害電波

129
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,004
順便一提,那有益喉嚨健康

130
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,800
然後你告訴我你發明了什麼東西...

131
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,721
告訴我你的祕密

132
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,766
(金絲雀俱樂部)

133
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:56,024
史密斯先生,很榮幸能邀請尊夫人

134
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,361
來當壓軸歌手,她是非常出色的歌手

135
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,737
雖然大家最近才開始唱歌

136
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,073
而且外面已經有很多更好的歌手了

137
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,242
但目前來說,在這麼早期的階段

138
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,119
她是個不錯的歌手

139
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,749
尤其是你給了我賄...

140
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,336
賄賂金、賞金、現金

141
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,757
多麼才華洋溢的歌手

142
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,346
人們在說話

143
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,725
說到人們的事

144
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,269
我聽到他們竊竊私語

145
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,896
親愛的,你一定不敢相信

146
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:38,318
他們覺得我們是戀人...

147
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,361
真悅耳

148
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,321
史密斯,這場表演看得盡興嗎?

149
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,241
我應該生氣的

150
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,703
我給你一份工作,你卻搶走了我的女人

151
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:52,372
或者該說,你出的價碼比我高

152
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,584
你好大的膽子
竟然這樣談論老闆的妻子

153
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,837
你最好不要直接對我老闆說話

154
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,257
布洛克公司的利潤不斷攀升

155
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:06,970
大家很喜歡這些發聲器
但接下來呢,史密斯?

156
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,766
你那顆金頭腦還有什麼點子?

157
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,518
那不關你的事

158
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,979
我的老闆比你的老闆強一百萬倍

159
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:20,233
不管是什麼,我只要去店裡買回來

160
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,569
就可以請我的工程師仿冒

161
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,863
就像上次那樣

162
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,241
我可要為你老闆剛說那番話殺了你

163
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,579
{\an8}(史坦公司)

164
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,083
皇帝駕到

165
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:40,253
他的口氣充滿
最昂貴肉汁和醬汁的臭味

166
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,963
就連聞到他噯氣的味道

167
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:45,426
都會是我們悲慘人生中最奢華的一刻

168
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,434
吵雜又糟糕的世界

169
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,117
一年前,我改變了一切

170
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,784
沒錯

171
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,035
我還沒結束

172
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,412
射在我臉上就結束了

173
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,375
我帶給大家聲子喉蟲

174
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,878
讓無聲的世界變有聲

175
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,966
但你們至今說的話都讓我很失望

176
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,010
「我不想努力工作」

177
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,054
「我只會巴結你

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00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,181
因為我是沒有骨氣、凡事都說好的人」

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00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,392
我同意老闆,你們真可悲

180
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,979
「我要抄襲你的點子,靠欺瞞發財」

181
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,355
他說的應該是我

182
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,524
我很不喜歡

183
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:46,237
是時候我應該再次改變一切

184
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,496
超越黑白

185
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,332
我發現宇宙所有的東西

186
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,835
都暗藏了真實的顏色

187
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,254
我們什麼時候可以買?

188
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,089
沒辦法,我永遠都不賣

189
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,091
那我們可以買什麼?

190
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,052
任何人和東西都可以變成彩色

191
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,889
但只有我擁有這個技術

192
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,140
既然見識過,你們一定會欲罷不能

193
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,309
在香蕉被我的機器照耀之前

194
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,061
你們不知道它真實的樣子

195
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,022
香蕉的顏色很出乎意料

196
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,398
我必須擁有它

197
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,442
無數個千變萬化的奇觀

198
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,486
藏在深鎖的大門裡,只有我握有鑰匙

199
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,071
大家稱我為普羅米修斯

200
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,616
但他只是偷走了眾神的恩賜

201
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,534
我就是神

202
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,119
想知道你們孩子的眼睛

203
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,040
是什麼顏色,就得向我祈禱

204
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,757
真美麗

205
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,891
謝謝你給我亮晶晶的東西

206
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,022
天啊,老闆,你的血好...

207
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,650
看來這個顏色需要個名字

208
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,944
血色

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00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,740
{\an8}(史坦公司)

210
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,243
你中槍了,你需要急救

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我只需要搶回我的三稜鏡

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我們要怎麼找到他們?

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他們無法抗拒的

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找到你們了

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瞧瞧你

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瞧瞧妳

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- 瞧瞧那玩意兒
- 我們必須躲到地下

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{\an8}(地鐵)

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剛才有一度差點被抓到

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現在是慶功的絕佳時機

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可惡,竟然坐到L線

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他在那裡

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我也有齊柏林飛船,跟你的一樣好

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現在只要收回來

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00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,296
利用我正在申請專利的羅傑公司觸手機

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沒用的

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不!

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那不是另一個發聲器

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而是會讓東西看起來超誇張的裝置

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- 我不知道怎麼形容
- 可以試試看嗎?

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我不想

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像那樣嗎?

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天啊

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機會來了

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00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,621
要撞上白手起家的人了

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現在只能往上了,而我本來就居高臨下

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你們手上的東西是我的

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你就這樣跳下去?

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我不會開飛船

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00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,145
那個顏色不是你的

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你說得對,它不屬於我們

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而是屬於所有人

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妳在做什麼?不要

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00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:30,878
我完蛋了

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感謝你沒有把我趕出來

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00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,846
讓我帶著尊嚴離開

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你最愛什麼顏色?

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00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,522
這個問題真新鮮又好玩

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00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,566
母親,我一敗塗地,母親

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我把錢都搞丟了,連襯衫也搞丟了

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我知道

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兒子,回家吧

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我從來不打算回農場

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就算想要
我也希望能以一舉成名的男人身分

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騎著用黃金打造,價值十億的驢子回來

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00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,838
沒有一頭驢子是用驢肉做成的

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00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,506
用妳的桿麵棍打我

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00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,925
我必須把桿麵棍賣掉,才能前往都市

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00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,928
我忘了寄錢給妳,我真沒用

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妳還知道哪件事讓我抓狂嗎?

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我甚至不知道是誰對我開槍

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- 是我
- 什麼?為什麼?

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你很不乖

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是其他人先不乖的

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為什麼只有我必須回去?

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這裡生活辛苦、淒涼...

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{\an8}好漂亮

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{\an8}分享即擁有

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{\an8}但願我的錢跟火辣嬌妻還在我身邊

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{\an8}但這...這樣也不錯

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{\an8}(劇終)

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{\an8}字幕翻譯: 鄭思齊