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[♪ jaunty old-timey music playing]
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[♪ music turns gentle]
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[♪ music turns jaunty again]
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[♪ piano music playing]
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[♪ jaunty old-timey music playing]
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Look out!
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Holy moly! It works.
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Holy moly!
They've been smushed!
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[narrator] It's the News of the World...
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Beep, beep, beep.
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[narrator] ...coming to you
in sound, glorious sound!
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It's been one year since Stan Smith's
VoiceTronic ThroatBug
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transformed the globe.
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Anywhere people can talk, they do!
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From politicians...
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My opponent
has called me a munz-watcher,
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a gongoozler, a spatherdab,
and a dotties man!
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But I assure you, the only one that's true
is that I'm a gongoozler.
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[crowd cheering]
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- [narrator] ...to spinster librarians.
- Shh!
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Why, even animals
are getting in on the fun.
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[groaning]
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Wonderful.
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{\an8}It's all thanks to
the Wizard from the Farm,
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whose genius invention has turned him
into a captain of industry!
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He's even erected his own gleaming tower
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of rivet and steel, Stan Co.,
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cleverly named after
the man himself,
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who he himself cleverly named it.
After himself.
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With money and fame well in hand,
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and a jaunty
new mustache dripping in oil,
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{\an8}one thing was sure to follow.
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Love! Genuine love.
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It's clear what she's feeling.
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Love, love, lovely love!
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But it hasn't all been so smooth
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for the Wunderkind Gifter of Gab.
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Others have pushed
into the voice box business,
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and buyer beware.
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Some knockoffs are of
a dangerously low quality.
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News of the dangers of Roger Co's
fabulous TalkMaker VibraPhone,
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affectionately known
as the Speech Leech, are grossly exagg--
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[stammering]
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[groaning]
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He's dead!
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{\an8}[narrator] But obstacles to Smith's
success come not only from without,
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{\an8}but from within.
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[echoing] His workers have gone on strike!
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[workers] Union! Union!
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[narrator] With all these challenges,
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what is the man
in the great tower working on next?
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{\an8}Oh, I hope it's soap you can eat.
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{\an8}I eat soap all the time,
and I'm tired of feeling sick.
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The strike is a minor hiccup,
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but Stan Co. continues
to do robust business.
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People will be talking
in Australia by year's end,
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and I, for one, can't wait
to hear what they sound like.
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[Stan] So we're number one?
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- Number one.
- Number one!
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- The top.
- Well done, sir.
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[Stan] But there are other numbers.
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Well, yes, there are
other numbers below us.
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Below is okay.
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- We're above the below.
- You look great, Mr. Smith.
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Granted, Bullock
has 20% of the market.
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Selling my invention.
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- But you have 60%!
- I should have 100.
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Nobody has 100% market share.
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My sainted mother didn't
sell her only blanket...
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The blanket!
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...to send me to the city
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so that I could be
less than a total success.
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You bums better get this man
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the rest of
the market share right now!
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What's the report on my donkey?
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He's right over there
if you'd like to turn your head and look.
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I'm too busy.
What's his status?
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[Klaus] He's not touching
the lobster tails, sir.
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[Stan] They must be old or small.
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Get him big fresh ones immediately.
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It's Tuesday, big boy.
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I need my sparkles.
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Mmm. Yummy.
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[Tuttle] She's a lucky girl, sir.
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[man 1] She's gaga for you.
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[Tom] I'm gaga for you.
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Ahem. The launch for your new mysterious
product is only a few days away.
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Perhaps a preview
for the boys on the board?
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No.
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[crows cawing]
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I can't trust anyone.
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That man is here to see you, sir.
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Well, if it isn't my fellow genius
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who is about to launch
a secret product.
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What is it? [laughs] I'm just kidding.
I don't even care what it is.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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I brought my Bible.
I'm sure you've noticed.
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[clicks]
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I love the Bible now.
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You're obviously doing great.
The wood in here is so dark.
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I'm doing great too.
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My gadget boys in the lab
have cooked up a camera
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so small it can fit inside a Bible.
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Uh, not this Bible, though.
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A safe. Nice!
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[grunting]
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Solid. Hey, what if
we traded secrets, yeah?
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I'll tell you how
I get my voice boxes
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to let off those totally intentional,
invigorating, little harmless zaps,
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great for throat health, by the way,
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and you could tell me
whatever it is you've got cooking...
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[stammering]
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Tell me your secrets.
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[♪ jazz music playing]
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Mr. Smith, we're so honored
to have your wife
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as our headline singer,
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and she's a very good singer.
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I mean, singing is so new,
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and there are already lots
of better singers out there.
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But I think for now, in this early phase,
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she's a good singer.
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Especially since you're
giving me that bri...
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Bribe. Kickback. The cash.
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[♪ slow piano music playing]
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What a singer.
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[singing off-tune] ♪ People are talking ♪
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♪ Talking about people ♪
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♪ I hear them whisper ♪
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♪ You won't believe it, darling ♪
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♪ They think we're lovers... ♪
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Wow. That's nice in the ears.
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[Bullock] Enjoying the show, Smith?
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I have every right
to be angry, you know?
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I gave you a job and you stole my girl.
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Or rather, you outbid me.
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You got a lot of nerve
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talking about the boss's wife like that.
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Oh, I know you didn't just
talk directly to my boss.
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Profits are up, up, up at Bullock Co.
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People just love these voice boxes,
but what's next, Smith?
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Whatcha got cooking
in that brilliant mind of yours?
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That's none of your
[bleep] beeswax!
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My boss is a million times
stronger than your boss!
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Whatever it is,
I'll just go down,
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buy one from the store
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and have my engineers figure it out.
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Like I did last time.
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I'll kill you for what
your boss just said.
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- [blows landing]
- [both shouting]
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[Steve] The emperor himself.
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His breath stinks
of the richest gravies and sauces.
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Why, smelling one of his belches
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would be the most
decadent moment in our horrible lives!
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- [siren wailing]
- [guns firing]
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[woman screaming]
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Loud, terrible world.
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[tires screeching]
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[♪ upbeat band music playing]
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A year ago, I changed everything.
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[man 1] Yeah, you did!
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Let me finish.
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[man 1] On my face!
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I brought you the VoiceTronic ThroatBug.
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[cheering]
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I gave voice to a voiceless world.
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And I haven't been impressed
with what you've had to say.
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[cheering stops]
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"I don't want to work hard."
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"I'm going to tell you
what you want to hear
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"because
I'm a spineless yes man."
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I agree with Boss.
You guys are pathetic.
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"I'm going to steal your ideas
and grow fat from my deceit."
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I think that's me.
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I don't like it.
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It's time for me
to change everything again.
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[all gasping]
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Far beyond black, gray and white,
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I have discovered
that there are hidden true colors
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to everything in the universe.
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[all cheering]
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[man 2] When can we buy it?
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You can't. I'll never sell it.
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[man 3] Then what can we buy?
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For a price,
anyone and anything can be colorized,
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but only I have the technology,
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and now that you've seen it,
you'll want more.
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You don't know
what a banana truly looks like
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until it's been shined on
by my fabulous machine.
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The banana color
is not what you think.
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[woman 1] I gotta have it!
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Myriad kaleidoscopic wonders
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locked behind a gate
to which I alone hold the key.
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I've been called a Prometheus,
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but he merely stole the gifts of the gods.
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I am a god.
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So if you ever want
to see the color of your children's eyes,
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you'll have to pray to me!
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[gun fires]
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[screaming]
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[all screaming]
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[Stan] How beautiful.
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Thanks for the sparkles.
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[tires screech]
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Oh, God, Boss, your blood is so...
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I guess this color needs a name.
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Blood color.
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{\an8}[♪ dramatic music playing]
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You've been shot!
You need help!
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What I need is my prism back.
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How will we ever find them?
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They won't be able to resist.
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[tires screeching]
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There you are.
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Look at you!
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Look at you!
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Look at that!
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We've got to go underground.
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{\an8}[tires screeching]
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[bell dings]
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[both panting]
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That was close for a few seconds,
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but I think it's definitely time
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to count those chickens.
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Oh, God, we're on the L-train!
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There he is!
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- [screams]
- [Bullock grunting]
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[Roger] I have a zeppelin too,
just as good.
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Now it's simply a matter of reeling it in
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using my patent-pending
Roger Co. Reacher Creature!
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[grunting]
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Piece of junk!
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No...
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Ah!
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[stammering]
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[screaming]
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It wasn't another voice box.
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It was something
that made things look crazy!
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- I don't know how to describe it.
- Could you try?
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I don't feel like it.
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Is it like that?
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[Roger] Oh, my God!
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This is our chance!
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[Klaus] They're going into
the Self-Made Man!
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The only way out is up,
and that's where I am.
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- [grunts]
- [both scream]
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What you have belongs to me.
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[Klaus] You just jumped out?
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I don't know how to drive this thing!
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The color, it isn't yours.
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You're right. It isn't ours.
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It belongs to everyone!
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What are you doing? No!
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[whooshing]
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- [gasps]
- [exclaiming]
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[gasps]
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[all gasp]
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I'm ruined.
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00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,798
[Roger screaming]
259
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,677
Thanks for not giving me the old heave-ho
260
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,846
and letting me leave
with my dignity intact.
261
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,515
[grunts]
262
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,435
So what's your favorite color?
263
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,522
What an exciting new question.
264
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,316
Mother! I'm a failure, Mother.
265
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,361
I lost my fortune.
I lost my shirt.
266
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,654
I know.
267
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,281
Come on home, son.
268
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,454
I never wanted to come back to the farm,
269
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,539
and if I did,
270
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,749
I wanted to come back
as a man of great renown
271
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,210
on a billion donkeys made of gold!
272
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,838
Not on one donkey
made of donkey meat.
273
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,506
Hit me with your rolling pin!
274
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,967
I had to sell my rolling pin
to get to the city.
275
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,928
I forgot to send you money.
I'm such a loser.
276
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,805
You know what else
is really making me nuts?
277
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,223
I don't even know who shot me.
278
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,142
- I shot you.
- What? Why?
279
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,144
You were being a real bad boy.
280
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,895
Everyone else was a bad boy first.
281
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,314
Why am I the only one
who has to go back where I started?
282
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,608
Where it's hard, it's bleak, it's...
283
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- [rooster crowing]
- [cow mooing]
284
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,029
{\an8}[birds singing]
285
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,032
{\an8}[♪ violin music playing]
286
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,828
{\an8}It's beautiful.
287
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:50,039
{\an8}The things you share are yours to keep.
288
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,001
{\an8}I wish I had my money too,
and my hot traitor wife.
289
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,545
{\an8}But this is... This is nice.
290
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,339
{\an8}[cow mooing]