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[ spooky music plays ]
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Francine: Readyyyyy?
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Uh-huuuuuuh.
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Hayley:
No peeeeekiiiiiiiing!
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Okaaaaa-aaaaaaay.
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Steve:
Prommmiiiiiiiise?
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Just get the hell on with it
already!
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All right,
open your eyes!
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Okay, jock, princess,
nerd, stoner.
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You're...
The breakfast club?
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We're scooby-doo,
ya jackalope!
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Steve, did you...
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Wax your legs?
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No.
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I did.
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I wanted to be velma.
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[ laughter ]
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Hey, I can be more than
just a "dumb stoner", you know?
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Can you?
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No.
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No,
I don't think so.
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You're a natural born
shaggy, babe.
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[ chuckles ]
it's true.
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Best to stay
in your lane, bro.
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Speaking of...
You're scooby.
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Oh, what, 'cause
I'm like your pet?
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Screw that!
Why can't roger do it?
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Because roger
is in london,
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Living out
his lifelong dream
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Of playing rumpleteazer
in a west end revival of "cats."
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Oh, yeah...
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Look, we all have
our roles in the family,
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And you two are kind of the...
Comic relief.
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C'mon, it's time to go
to danuta's Halloween party.
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Wait, wasn't dad
gonna drive us?
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Yeah.
Where is dad, anyway?
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Did he...
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Never come home
from work?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dan?
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I mean...
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Stad?
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No answer.
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Oh, my god.
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It's Halloween night,
and stan is...
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M-missing!
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[ thunder crashes ]
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[ dramatic music plays ]
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♪♪
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Still no answer
from your dad.
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Well, gang, looks like we've got
a mystery on our hands.
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This is bullshit.
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Pigeonholing us
like this.
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We're not just a couple
of bumbling idiots!
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Yeah, we're that and more!
That's right.
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I am not just a fish
who says "bro".
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I'm complex.
I have layers.
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Contradictions.
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Me too.
I've got that stuff, too!
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I have a new yorker
subscription.
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Right now, I've got
a stack of new yorkers
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In my alcove halfway
to the damn ceiling,
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And one of these days
I'm gonna read 'em, too!
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No joke!
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I'm a certified doula.
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Does that mess up your tidy
little idea of who I am?
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And I have a surprising amount
of upper body strength!
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[ grunts ]
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Yeah!
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Go! Go! Go!
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[ grunts ]
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[ groans ]
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Hayley: What's all that
racket back there?
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It's the sound of us
being unique,
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Multi-faceted
individuals!
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Yeah!
We're here.
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[ brakes squeal ]
wow.
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I don't remember
stan's office being quite so...
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Terrifying.
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[ thunder crashes ]
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[ dramatic music plays ]
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This place is
totally deserted.
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And it looks like everyone
left in a hurry.
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Probably scared off
by the monster.
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Yeah.
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Monster?
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That's ridiculous.
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Look around,
francine!
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This whole situation
is clearly going full scooby.
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It's only a matter of time
before we're being chased around
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By a wolf man to some
generic '60s pop song.
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Well, in "scooby-doo"
the monsters are never real.
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Yeah,
but that's a tv show.
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This is real life.
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♪♪
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Monster.
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♪♪
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Monster.
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♪♪
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Both: Monster.
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Would you two
give it a rest?
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There's no monster.
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[ gunshot ]
[ all scream ]
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Sorry.
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I thought you were...
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The monster.
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Told ya.
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♪♪
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[ grunts ]
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There.
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Now...
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Can I offer anyone
a topo chico?
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Yeah,
I'll take one.
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Nice costumes,
by the way.
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They made us be
shaggy and scooby
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Even though we're
multi-fascinating individuals.
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Never mind that.
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What is going on around here,
and where is our dad--
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I'm not even anything
like shaggy.
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Zoinks!
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♪♪
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This...Holds the answers
to your questions.
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It all started with a crisis
of the utmost urgency,
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When I,
who I've always thought
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Look a helluva lot like
chris hemsworth,
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Discovered evidence
that someone...
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Was using my private
executive bathroom!
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So I,
who in another way
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See myself very much
as a jason momoa type,
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Tapped my very nearest man,
stan smith,
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To get to the bottom
of this fecal feloniousness.
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You can imagine
my shock
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When he shocked me
with some truly shocking news --
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The culprit was
supernatural in nature.
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A monstrous ancient demon
known as...
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The soul snatcher!
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I was all like this.
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♪♪
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Knowing I'd never
be able to set foot
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In my bathroom again until
this threat was eliminated,
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I put stan in charge
of a new top secret unit --
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Zoincs --
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The zoroastrian, occult,
inter-dimensional
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And non-rational
creature section.
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It's basically
a monster squad.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
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-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, okay.
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Now I don't know why,
but earlier tonight
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The soul snatcher
was somehow unleashed,
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And went on
a soul-snatching rampage.
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That's why
everyone's gone.
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That and the building's
being sprayed for termites.
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So where's stan?
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Probably got his
dang soul snatched.
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If I were you, I'd get out
of here while you still can.
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Not a chance.
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Or, I don't know,
should we just go?
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No.
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No.
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We're not leaving here
without our dad.
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Right?
Right.
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C'mon gang,
let's go investigate.
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I think you look like
humpty dumpty.
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[ papers rustling ]
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Anyone find
any evidence?
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Only that your dad's been
eating taco bell again.
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There's literally
nothing in his desk
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Besides fast food wrappers
and loose bullets.
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Maybe these shady-looking
characters
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Had something to do
with it.
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Jeff, that's us.
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[ keyboard clacking ]
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Pay dirt!
What'd you find?
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I just won this sick-ass
"jurassic world" shot glass
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I've been bidding on
on ebay.
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You know what?
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Why don't you and jeff
go...
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Find a snack
or something?
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No way.
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We want to help
find mr. S.
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Yeah,
this is serious.
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Exactly.
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And all you guys are gonna do
is get in the way.
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You don't know that.
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We could surprise you.
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Could you?
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No.
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No, I don't think so.
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Maybe we should
split up.
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Wow,
so that's it, huh?
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Would it be weird for you
if I asked out nerfer?
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I meant split up into groups
to search the building.
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I knew that!
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Fine.
C'mon, pal.
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Let's go and...
Find a snack.
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I actually am
pretty hungry.
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♪♪
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But now how the [bleep]
am I supposed to eat it?
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We'll show them we're more
than just a pair of boobs.
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[ chuckles ]
"pair of boobs."
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We're gonna find stan
and solve the mystery of...
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What was the monster
called again?
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[ dramatic music plays ]
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The s-s-s-s-soul
snatcher!
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No, it definitely started
with a "chuh" sound.
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[ snaps ]
chainsaw charlie.
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[ demonic voice ] I've come
to take your souuuulssss!
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[ both scream ]
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[ both scream ]
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What was that
you just said again?
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[ demonic voice ] I've come
to take your souuuulssss!
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[ both scream ]
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Dang it!
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[ normal ] there's not
supposed to be any people
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In the building right now.
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We're spraying,
for pete's sake.
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Why'd you say you were
gonna take our souls?
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I was talking to the termites
in the drywall behind you.
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I enjoy
taunting them, okay?
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Well, we'll get out
of your hair.
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Okay.
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00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:09,488
You guys have yourselves
a fantastic evening.
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Now, termites...
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[ demonic voice ]
time to send you to helllll!
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I don't think I've ever been
in this part of the cia before.
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[ suspicious music plays ]
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[ whistling, snoring ]
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A dead end?
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Must be some kind of secret
passageway or something.
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Hundred bucks
it's that candle up there.
Why?
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It's the only thing
with that thick-ass outline.
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[ suspenseful music plays ]
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♪♪
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What is
this place?
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Zoincs headquarters.
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These are all the evil artifacts
we've come across
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In our hunt
for supernatural monsters
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Like, just to name
a few,
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The boogeyman,
the booegeywoman,
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And the--
wolf man!
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[ music stings ]
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[ laughs ]
that's not the wolf man!
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That's agent wolfman.
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He's got that cool
'70s style going,
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With the big sideburns.
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Thanks.
Topo chico?
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00:09:07,081 --> 00:09:08,881
Yeah, I'll get
one of those.
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What happened
to our dad?
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It's too horrible to say.
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No, I'll never tell.
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Please?
Well, okay.
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♪♪
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Stan was gung-ho for
gettin' them ghouls and goblins.
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But I couldn't help noticing
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We hadn't made any progress
on our primary objective.
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♪♪
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So earlier tonight,
stan held a seance
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To summon and apprehend
the soul snatcher.
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But then
it all went wrong.
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Terribly wrong?
264
00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:39,978
Exactly.
265
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,247
The lights went out,
there was a terrible roar,
266
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,850
And I heard stan's soul
being devoured by that beast!
267
00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,186
He was saying things like
"oh, no, my soul,"
268
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,789
And, "it's eating my soul,"
and so forth.
269
00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,457
I'm sorry.
270
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,927
But at least we'll be safe
from that soul snatcher in here.
271
00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,394
Oh, my god!
There it is!
272
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,662
♪♪
273
00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,731
[ roars ]
run!
274
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,466
We're not
getting anywhere!
275
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,867
Speak for yourself!
276
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,537
I'm, ernngh,
makin' some progress!
277
00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,606
♪♪
278
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,607
[ grunts ]
279
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,342
[ all panting ]
280
00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,211
Sorry, I just mopped.
281
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,247
Mr. S?
282
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,783
Stan?
283
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,052
Soul snatcher?
284
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,554
Chainsaw charlie?
285
00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:23,888
Ugh.
286
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,158
No sign of stan
or the monster anywhere!
287
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,893
And we've looked
in four places now!
288
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,829
Maybe there is
no monster.
289
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:35,300
Or maybe the monster
is just, like, a metaphor.
290
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,301
Right.
291
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,438
Like, maybe
we're the monster.
292
00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,506
Society.
293
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,676
The man in the mirror...
294
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:53,117
♪♪
295
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,387
[ faucet squeaks,
water running ]
296
00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:57,389
[ water shuts off ]
297
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:58,457
Thanks.
298
00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:00,258
[ clattering ]
299
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,662
♪♪
300
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,597
[ clanging ]
301
00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,065
What's gotten into you, pal?
302
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,867
It's the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m--
303
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,470
The m-m-m-m-m-m--
mailman?
304
00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:13,738
Rrr, I hate that guy!
305
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,939
I'm sorry. Okay...
306
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,809
What I'm trying
to say is...
307
00:11:16,811 --> 00:11:17,942
[ clears throat ]
308
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,478
Hummina, hummina, hummina.
309
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,945
[ gasps ]
310
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,214
[ "fairy tale girl" playing ]
311
00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:23,748
'scuse us.
312
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,617
♪ once upon a time, girl ♪
313
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:28,687
♪ you were always
gonna be mine, girl ♪
314
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:33,625
♪ never dreamed I would
find a girl like you ♪
315
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:36,228
♪ hey now, fairy tale girl ♪
316
00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,697
♪ I know we can still
find the magic again ♪
317
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:39,898
[ roars ]
318
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,166
♪ hey now, fairy tale girl ♪
319
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,502
Like, I've heard of
a floor-stop,
320
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:45,037
But a floor-drop?
321
00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:47,439
You've heard of
a "floor-stop"?
322
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,306
♪ ba-da ♪
323
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,042
♪ ba, ba-ba-da, ba, ba-ba-da ♪
324
00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,309
[ music stops ]
325
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,977
Snatcher!
You're late again!
326
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,714
I need 200 copies
of the henderson file, asap!
327
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,516
We gotta fedex 27 to boston,
328
00:11:57,518 --> 00:11:58,717
32 to austin,
329
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,785
63 to stone cold steve austin...
330
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,188
And 116
to the band boston.
331
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,257
Both: Now get to work!
332
00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:06,191
Mwah!
333
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,995
Hmm.
334
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,397
[ squeak, squeak ]
335
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,665
[ piano trills ]
336
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,868
[ roars ]
337
00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,669
[ frantic music plays ]
338
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,405
Why do they have
so many identical paintings?
339
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,407
We buy them in bulk
at world market!
340
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,275
[ groans ]
341
00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:25,343
Jeff!
Lead it this way!
342
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,344
We set a trap!
343
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,813
♪♪
344
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,549
[ roars ]
345
00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:32,951
♪♪
346
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,486
[ shouting ]
347
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:35,888
[ screams ]
348
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:39,424
[ squeak, music trills ]
349
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,226
Time to reveal
who this so-called
350
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,762
Soul snatcher really is.
351
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,163
I wonder who it'll be.
352
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,031
[ chuckles ]
they still don't know.
353
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,433
[ all snickering ]
oh, my g--
354
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,434
Hold up!
355
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,170
If you're soooo much
smarter than us,
356
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,307
How about you tell us
who it is, before we look?
357
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,241
Fine.
358
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,509
Dr. Weitzman.
The exterminator.
359
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:58,110
What? What?
360
00:12:58,112 --> 00:12:59,111
I say it's roger.
361
00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:00,512
But roger's in london.
362
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,180
Living out
his lifelong dream
363
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,117
Of playing rumpleteazer in
a west end revival of cats.
364
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,119
Oh, yeah...
365
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,254
Ha! Did none of you
notice
366
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,256
How it was stan
who told bullock
367
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,525
There was a monster
in the first place?
368
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,327
Stan, who was
probably the one
369
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:18,263
Using bullock's
private bathroom...
370
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:23,535
Because taco bell is
one of his ibs super-triggers.
371
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:27,606
Meaning that
it just might be...
372
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,144
All: Agent wolfman?!
373
00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,145
Just as I thought.
374
00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,746
[ cellphone chimes ]
375
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,080
It's stan.
376
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,682
He's at danuta's party.
377
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:42,621
I guess maybe we actually said
we'd just meet him there?
378
00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,289
Um, has anybody noticed
379
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,424
That agent wolfman here
isn't moving?
380
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,328
Oh, my god.
Is this thing airtight?
381
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,296
No pulse.
[ all gasp ]
382
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,833
Oh, my god!
We killed him!
383
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,968
It was...
384
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:57,836
Self-defense, right?!
385
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,837
He was...
386
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,105
Pretending to be a monster!
387
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,573
Is that even a crime?!
388
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:05,243
Why'd you trap him
in an airtight sarcophagus?
389
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,512
Why'd you stop us
from opening it?
390
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,981
[ banging on wall ]
jackson: Hey! Open up the wall!
391
00:14:08,983 --> 00:14:10,449
I need to get in there to mop!
392
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:12,384
[ all scream ]
what are we gonna do?
393
00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:14,987
What are we gonna --
oh, god! We're gonna go to jail!
394
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:16,254
Francine: No, wait!
395
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,657
I found another
secret passageway.
396
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:20,258
All you gotta do is
[grunts]
397
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,727
Punch through
the drywall [grunts]
398
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,996
A few times.
399
00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:25,464
Enngh! Enngh!
400
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:28,200
Then give it
a few good chops.
401
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,601
Grab that
monster costume!
402
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,304
Maybe everyone'll just think
the soul snatcher killed him!
403
00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:36,809
[ tires squeal, engine revs ]
404
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,146
Klaus: Ruht-roh.
Am I right?
Steve: Not now, klaus!
405
00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:48,020
I don't know what happened
to all you suckbois last night,
406
00:14:48,022 --> 00:14:49,754
But you missed
a kick-ass party.
407
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,490
Plus, I got myself
out of work early
408
00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,158
To get in a little
trick-or-treating.
409
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,827
Oh, nice!
410
00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,228
Big-ass nerds rope.
411
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,629
W-we killed a man!
412
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,897
[ thud ]
what was that now?
413
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,165
You know what?
Actually, tell me later.
414
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,433
Gotta get to work.
415
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,236
I got a crazy awesome
new secret job there now.
416
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,838
Top secret.
Can't tell you about it.
417
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,173
It's called zoincs.
Super classified.
418
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,574
I've said too much already.
419
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,511
Zoincs is like the x-files,
and I'm in charge of it.
420
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,413
But again, I can't really
say anything about it.
421
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,048
Ghosts are real.
422
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,282
Gotta motor.
423
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,587
What the hell, jeff?!
424
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,788
I'm sorry!
425
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,258
I-I'm just having some
difficulty with the...
426
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,126
Murdering that we did.
427
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,394
We are all
on the hook for this.
428
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,996
So we all need to be able
to trust each other
429
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,131
To keep our mouths shut.
430
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,200
To be rock solid.
431
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,803
Show of hands --
who here is solid?
432
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,606
[ whimpering ]
433
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,608
[ dramatic music plays ]
434
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,679
♪♪
435
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:48,480
[ scoffs ]
436
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:51,015
Nothing but bamm-bamms.
437
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:51,950
[ vitamins rattle ]
438
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,818
[ music stings ]
439
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,754
[ screams ]
440
00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:00,893
[ breathes deeply ]
441
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,027
♪♪
442
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,097
[ thunder crashes ]
443
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:06,598
Aah!
[ thud ]
444
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,369
♪♪
445
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,371
I saw him klaus,
I swear.
446
00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:14,907
Agent wolfman's ghost!
447
00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:16,374
Please don't say anything.
448
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,376
Everyone'll just think
I'm losing it.
449
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,112
I've got your back, bro.
450
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:23,315
You and me,
we've been through a lot.
451
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,583
We gotta stick together.
452
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,786
We've got a biiig problem
with jeff.
453
00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,854
Probably gonna
have to kill him.
454
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,989
You guys!
455
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,390
Oh, hiiiii.
456
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,126
Look what just came
in the mail!
457
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:37,195
♪♪
458
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,330
This is impossible.
459
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,864
He's dead.
460
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,667
Well, whether it really
is agent wolfman or not,
461
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,937
Somebody knows
what we did.
462
00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:47,406
And he's coming for us.
463
00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,174
Also, this came from roger.
464
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,677
Roger's in london?
465
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,212
What was he doing agai--
466
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:59,551
♪♪
467
00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:00,819
Great rehearsal,
everybody!
468
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,687
How's that scratch
lookin', osman?
469
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,356
Oh, I got ya
pretty good, huh?
470
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,624
Sorry about that.
471
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:06,959
Kinda just got lost
in the moment.
472
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:09,361
Hey, jovan, can I have
your boba tea?
473
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,296
I already finished
all my little balls.
474
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,565
[ slurps ]
475
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,167
[ camera shutter clicks ]
476
00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:17,369
What's all this, then?
[ chuckles ]
477
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,103
Oh, I read
about these guys
478
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,906
In a review of "national
lampoon's european vacation."
479
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,643
They're not supposed to
ever even crack a smile.
480
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,279
Well, I betcha I can get
a reaction out of him.
481
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,515
[ zipper opens ]
482
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,785
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
483
00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:34,319
[ all gasp, shutter clicks ]
484
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,454
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
485
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,589
No one can resist chuckling
486
00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:40,258
At my silly little
chicken-man dance.
487
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,261
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
488
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,596
Nothing, huh?
489
00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:46,665
Well, what if I...
Go for your gun?!
490
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:47,466
Deported!
491
00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:49,534
Right before opening night.
492
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,203
This was a lifelong dream!
493
00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:53,271
I'm sorry.
No pets in the cabin.
494
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,739
Oh, I'm not actually a cat.
495
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,008
You see,
until this afternoon,
496
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:58,343
I was fifth understudy
for rumpleteazer
497
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,379
And 16th
for grizabella in a--
498
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,482
Well, ain't this
a mother[bleep].
499
00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:06,351
♪♪
500
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,886
Look what I found
in my locker.
501
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,422
Look what I found
in my locker!
502
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,490
At the gym.
503
00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,091
I go to a ufc gym.
504
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,526
[ cellphone vibrates ]
505
00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,362
[ beep ]
506
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,097
[ demonic voice ]
reveeeeeeeenge.
507
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,298
Aah!
[ thud ]
508
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,900
Who could be
doing this to us?
509
00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:24,969
Maybe we could ask...
[gulps]
510
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:25,904
Him!
511
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,572
[ suspenseful music plays ]
512
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,107
[ all scream ]
513
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,776
♪♪
514
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,579
We'll be safe
in the haunted woods!
515
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,314
[ bats squeak ]
516
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,984
Wait, are we really about to
do another chase sequence?
517
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:44,723
♪ it's a sunshine
peppermint sundae world ♪
518
00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:47,059
♪ whenever I'm with you, girl ♪
519
00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,928
♪ when I think of being
with you ♪
520
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,796
Oooowwww...
521
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,997
[ all grunt ]
522
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:53,998
...Wwwowww.
523
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,267
[ all whimpering ]
524
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:57,069
♪♪
525
00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,203
Klaus: Hey! Wolfie!
526
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,805
♪♪
527
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:03,942
Yeah, I'm proficient
with gaucho weaponry.
528
00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:07,980
Just one of the many facets
that makes me so complex.
529
00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:11,550
It's a mask.
530
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,617
Then let's find out
531
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,553
Who this phony phantom
really is.
532
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,955
All: Jeff fischer?!
533
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,423
Surprised?
534
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,493
But -- what --
then who's this?
535
00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:24,296
All: Old man bullock?!
536
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,430
"old man"?
537
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,631
[bleep] you!
538
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,900
What the hell
is going on here?
539
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:30,302
Go ahead and tell 'em,
mr. Buttock.
540
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,504
Explanation time!
541
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,640
I, the spitting image
of henry cavill,
542
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,377
Was behind it all
the whole time.
543
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,845
I planted clues
to make stan think
544
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,781
The soul snatcher was about.
545
00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:45,984
I posed as agent wolfman
to keep tabs on zoincs
546
00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:48,987
And make sure
they didn't figure it all out.
547
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:53,325
Then, when I saw stan's
little phony seance act
548
00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:54,526
The night of Halloween,
549
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,795
I decided
it was the perfect time
550
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:59,598
To don my soul snatcher costume
551
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,401
And really put the scare
in everyone.
552
00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:04,536
But why?
553
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,805
To keep people
out of my crapper!
554
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:10,208
But when I saw
how you all treated poor jeff,
555
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,610
I sympathized.
556
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:12,945
♪♪
557
00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:15,814
So I approached jeff
with a proposition --
558
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:18,550
To take over the role
of agent wolfman
559
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:23,087
And show you all he is capable
of defying your expectations.
560
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,089
Wow.
561
00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:25,958
That's...Convoluted.
562
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,293
How did you make it
so you didn't have a pulse?
563
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,828
Wim hof method!
564
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,429
Well, my work here is done.
565
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,632
So I am just
going to go ahead
566
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:36,468
And walk deeper
into the woods now.
567
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:42,975
You know, maybe we have
always thought of you
568
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:46,645
As just a stoner
and a fish who says "bro,"
569
00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:49,448
But you two
are full of surprises.
570
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,117
Thanks.
571
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,520
Now let's go home
and smoke some weed.
572
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,389
Sounds good to me, bro.
573
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,092
Bye! Have a beautiful time!