1 00:00:00,935 --> 00:00:02,601 [ spooky music plays ] 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:03,736 Francine: Readyyyyy? 3 00:00:03,738 --> 00:00:05,670 Uh-huuuuuuh. 4 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,339 Hayley: No peeeeekiiiiiiiing! 5 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,942 Okaaaaa-aaaaaaay. 6 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:11,410 Steve: Prommmiiiiiiiise? 7 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,078 Just get the hell on with it already! 8 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,746 All right, open your eyes! 9 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:19,684 Okay, jock, princess, nerd, stoner. 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,753 You're... The breakfast club? 11 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,089 We're scooby-doo, ya jackalope! 12 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:26,024 Steve, did you... 13 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,759 Wax your legs? 14 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,761 No. 15 00:00:28,763 --> 00:00:29,762 I did. 16 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,296 I wanted to be velma. 17 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,097 [ laughter ] 18 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:37,035 Hey, I can be more than just a "dumb stoner", you know? 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,103 Can you? 20 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,171 No. 21 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,505 No, I don't think so. 22 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,308 You're a natural born shaggy, babe. 23 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,177 [ chuckles ] it's true. 24 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:47,379 Best to stay in your lane, bro. 25 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,581 Speaking of... You're scooby. 26 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,384 Oh, what, 'cause I'm like your pet? 27 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,719 Screw that! Why can't roger do it? 28 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,655 Because roger is in london, 29 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,590 Living out his lifelong dream 30 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,994 Of playing rumpleteazer in a west end revival of "cats." 31 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:03,928 Oh, yeah... 32 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:06,264 Look, we all have our roles in the family, 33 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:09,568 And you two are kind of the... Comic relief. 34 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,205 C'mon, it's time to go to danuta's Halloween party. 35 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,140 Wait, wasn't dad gonna drive us? 36 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:17,275 Yeah. Where is dad, anyway? 37 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,210 Did he... 38 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,245 Never come home from work? 39 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,081 Dad? 40 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:24,116 Stan? 41 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:25,851 Dad? 42 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,354 Stan? 43 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,755 Dan? 44 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,890 I mean... 45 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,492 Stad? 46 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:34,893 No answer. 47 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,228 Oh, my god. 48 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:39,297 It's Halloween night, and stan is... 49 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,965 M-missing! 50 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,167 [ thunder crashes ] 51 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,903 [ dramatic music plays ] 52 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:52,177 ♪♪ 53 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,046 Still no answer from your dad. 54 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:57,049 Well, gang, looks like we've got a mystery on our hands. 55 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:58,250 This is bullshit. 56 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,784 Pigeonholing us like this. 57 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,254 We're not just a couple of bumbling idiots! 58 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:05,257 Yeah, we're that and more! That's right. 59 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,325 I am not just a fish who says "bro". 60 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,461 I'm complex. I have layers. 61 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,663 Contradictions. 62 00:02:10,665 --> 00:02:12,531 Me too. I've got that stuff, too! 63 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,399 I have a new yorker subscription. 64 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,535 Right now, I've got a stack of new yorkers 65 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:19,404 In my alcove halfway to the damn ceiling, 66 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,940 And one of these days I'm gonna read 'em, too! 67 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:22,941 No joke! 68 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,476 I'm a certified doula. 69 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,145 Does that mess up your tidy little idea of who I am? 70 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,148 And I have a surprising amount of upper body strength! 71 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,816 [ grunts ] 72 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,817 Yeah! 73 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,018 Go! Go! Go! 74 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,019 [ grunts ] 75 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:36,555 [ groans ] 76 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,223 Hayley: What's all that racket back there? 77 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,424 It's the sound of us being unique, 78 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,560 Multi-faceted individuals! 79 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,228 Yeah! We're here. 80 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,697 [ brakes squeal ] wow. 81 00:02:44,699 --> 00:02:47,900 I don't remember stan's office being quite so... 82 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:48,967 Terrifying. 83 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,235 [ thunder crashes ] 84 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,304 [ dramatic music plays ] 85 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,839 This place is totally deserted. 86 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,375 And it looks like everyone left in a hurry. 87 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,177 Probably scared off by the monster. 88 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,178 Yeah. 89 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,513 Monster? 90 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,047 That's ridiculous. 91 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,649 Look around, francine! 92 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:07,852 This whole situation is clearly going full scooby. 93 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,655 It's only a matter of time before we're being chased around 94 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,726 By a wolf man to some generic '60s pop song. 95 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:16,528 Well, in "scooby-doo" the monsters are never real. 96 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,997 Yeah, but that's a tv show. 97 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,999 This is real life. 98 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,867 ♪♪ 99 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:23,936 Monster. 100 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,270 ♪♪ 101 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:26,404 Monster. 102 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,007 ♪♪ 103 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,408 Both: Monster. 104 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,744 Would you two give it a rest? 105 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:33,278 There's no monster. 106 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,079 [ gunshot ] [ all scream ] 107 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:35,948 Sorry. 108 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:37,282 I thought you were... 109 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:38,617 The monster. 110 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,786 Told ya. 111 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,456 ♪♪ 112 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,258 [ grunts ] 113 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:47,259 There. 114 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,460 Now... 115 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,196 Can I offer anyone a topo chico? 116 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,397 Yeah, I'll take one. 117 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,865 Nice costumes, by the way. 118 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,001 They made us be shaggy and scooby 119 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:59,404 Even though we're multi-fascinating individuals. 120 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,872 Never mind that. 121 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,608 What is going on around here, and where is our dad-- 122 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,477 I'm not even anything like shaggy. 123 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:06,878 Zoinks! 124 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,213 ♪♪ 125 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:11,750 This...Holds the answers to your questions. 126 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:15,687 It all started with a crisis of the utmost urgency, 127 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,090 When I, who I've always thought 128 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,492 Look a helluva lot like chris hemsworth, 129 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,561 Discovered evidence that someone... 130 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,633 Was using my private executive bathroom! 131 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,767 So I, who in another way 132 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:33,639 See myself very much as a jason momoa type, 133 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:37,175 Tapped my very nearest man, stan smith, 134 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:40,812 To get to the bottom of this fecal feloniousness. 135 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,315 You can imagine my shock 136 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:47,453 When he shocked me with some truly shocking news -- 137 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:50,856 The culprit was supernatural in nature. 138 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,592 A monstrous ancient demon known as... 139 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:57,395 The soul snatcher! 140 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:58,998 I was all like this. 141 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,199 ♪♪ 142 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,135 Knowing I'd never be able to set foot 143 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:06,804 In my bathroom again until this threat was eliminated, 144 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:10,542 I put stan in charge of a new top secret unit -- 145 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,877 Zoincs -- 146 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:15,613 The zoroastrian, occult, inter-dimensional 147 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,083 And non-rational creature section. 148 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,887 It's basically a monster squad. 149 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,155 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. 150 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,822 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, okay. 151 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,625 Now I don't know why, but earlier tonight 152 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:30,496 The soul snatcher was somehow unleashed, 153 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,565 And went on a soul-snatching rampage. 154 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,567 That's why everyone's gone. 155 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,570 That and the building's being sprayed for termites. 156 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,705 So where's stan? 157 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,973 Probably got his dang soul snatched. 158 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:45,577 If I were you, I'd get out of here while you still can. 159 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,579 Not a chance. 160 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:50,248 Or, I don't know, should we just go? 161 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,249 No. 162 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,518 No. 163 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,053 We're not leaving here without our dad. 164 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,121 Right? Right. 165 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,757 C'mon gang, let's go investigate. 166 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:04,262 I think you look like humpty dumpty. 167 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,398 [ papers rustling ] 168 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,866 Anyone find any evidence? 169 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,135 Only that your dad's been eating taco bell again. 170 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,137 There's literally nothing in his desk 171 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:15,273 Besides fast food wrappers and loose bullets. 172 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:18,476 Maybe these shady-looking characters 173 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:19,811 Had something to do with it. 174 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,279 Jeff, that's us. 175 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,548 [ keyboard clacking ] 176 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,082 Pay dirt! What'd you find? 177 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,752 I just won this sick-ass "jurassic world" shot glass 178 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,354 I've been bidding on on ebay. 179 00:06:28,356 --> 00:06:29,621 You know what? 180 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,489 Why don't you and jeff go... 181 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:32,690 Find a snack or something? 182 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:33,759 No way. 183 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,627 We want to help find mr. S. 184 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,895 Yeah, this is serious. 185 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,230 Exactly. 186 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,432 And all you guys are gonna do is get in the way. 187 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,633 You don't know that. 188 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,168 We could surprise you. 189 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,570 Could you? 190 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,771 No. 191 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,772 No, I don't think so. 192 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,440 Maybe we should split up. 193 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:51,043 Wow, so that's it, huh? 194 00:06:51,045 --> 00:06:54,046 Would it be weird for you if I asked out nerfer? 195 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:57,182 I meant split up into groups to search the building. 196 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,250 I knew that! 197 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,985 Fine. C'mon, pal. 198 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,654 Let's go and... Find a snack. 199 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:05,257 I actually am pretty hungry. 200 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,859 ♪♪ 201 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:11,397 But now how the [bleep] am I supposed to eat it? 202 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:14,666 We'll show them we're more than just a pair of boobs. 203 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:17,335 [ chuckles ] "pair of boobs." 204 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:21,539 We're gonna find stan and solve the mystery of... 205 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:22,874 What was the monster called again? 206 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,075 [ dramatic music plays ] 207 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,345 The s-s-s-s-soul snatcher! 208 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:30,416 No, it definitely started with a "chuh" sound. 209 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:32,150 [ snaps ] chainsaw charlie. 210 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:35,421 [ demonic voice ] I've come to take your souuuulssss! 211 00:07:35,423 --> 00:07:37,923 [ both scream ] 212 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,593 [ both scream ] 213 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,195 What was that you just said again? 214 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:46,264 [ demonic voice ] I've come to take your souuuulssss! 215 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,266 [ both scream ] 216 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,268 Dang it! 217 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,070 [ normal ] there's not supposed to be any people 218 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,938 In the building right now. 219 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,740 We're spraying, for pete's sake. 220 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,143 Why'd you say you were gonna take our souls? 221 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,814 I was talking to the termites in the drywall behind you. 222 00:08:01,816 --> 00:08:03,748 I enjoy taunting them, okay? 223 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,550 Well, we'll get out of your hair. 224 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:06,819 Okay. 225 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:09,488 You guys have yourselves a fantastic evening. 226 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,089 Now, termites... 227 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:14,292 [ demonic voice ] time to send you to helllll! 228 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:19,031 I don't think I've ever been in this part of the cia before. 229 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,768 [ suspicious music plays ] 230 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:27,305 [ whistling, snoring ] 231 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,440 A dead end? 232 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:31,376 Must be some kind of secret passageway or something. 233 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,846 Hundred bucks it's that candle up there. Why? 234 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:36,315 It's the only thing with that thick-ass outline. 235 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,519 [ suspenseful music plays ] 236 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:44,122 ♪♪ 237 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,657 What is this place? 238 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,192 Zoincs headquarters. 239 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,794 These are all the evil artifacts we've come across 240 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,864 In our hunt for supernatural monsters 241 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:53,331 Like, just to name a few, 242 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,734 The boogeyman, the booegeywoman, 243 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,402 And the-- wolf man! 244 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,537 [ music stings ] 245 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,739 [ laughs ] that's not the wolf man! 246 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,340 That's agent wolfman. 247 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,476 He's got that cool '70s style going, 248 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:05,610 With the big sideburns. 249 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,079 Thanks. Topo chico? 250 00:09:07,081 --> 00:09:08,881 Yeah, I'll get one of those. 251 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,551 What happened to our dad? 252 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,553 It's too horrible to say. 253 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,821 No, I'll never tell. 254 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,356 Please? Well, okay. 255 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,892 ♪♪ 256 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:23,562 Stan was gung-ho for gettin' them ghouls and goblins. 257 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:24,963 But I couldn't help noticing 258 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,766 We hadn't made any progress on our primary objective. 259 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,501 ♪♪ 260 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:32,237 So earlier tonight, stan held a seance 261 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:35,840 To summon and apprehend the soul snatcher. 262 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,509 But then it all went wrong. 263 00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:38,510 Terribly wrong? 264 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:39,978 Exactly. 265 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,247 The lights went out, there was a terrible roar, 266 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,850 And I heard stan's soul being devoured by that beast! 267 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,186 He was saying things like "oh, no, my soul," 268 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,789 And, "it's eating my soul," and so forth. 269 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,457 I'm sorry. 270 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,927 But at least we'll be safe from that soul snatcher in here. 271 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,394 Oh, my god! There it is! 272 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,662 ♪♪ 273 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,731 [ roars ] run! 274 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,466 We're not getting anywhere! 275 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,867 Speak for yourself! 276 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,537 I'm, ernngh, makin' some progress! 277 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,606 ♪♪ 278 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,607 [ grunts ] 279 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,342 [ all panting ] 280 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,211 Sorry, I just mopped. 281 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,247 Mr. S? 282 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,783 Stan? 283 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,052 Soul snatcher? 284 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,554 Chainsaw charlie? 285 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:23,888 Ugh. 286 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,158 No sign of stan or the monster anywhere! 287 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,893 And we've looked in four places now! 288 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,829 Maybe there is no monster. 289 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:35,300 Or maybe the monster is just, like, a metaphor. 290 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,301 Right. 291 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,438 Like, maybe we're the monster. 292 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,506 Society. 293 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,676 The man in the mirror... 294 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:53,117 ♪♪ 295 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,387 [ faucet squeaks, water running ] 296 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:57,389 [ water shuts off ] 297 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:58,457 Thanks. 298 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:00,258 [ clattering ] 299 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,662 ♪♪ 300 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,597 [ clanging ] 301 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,065 What's gotten into you, pal? 302 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,867 It's the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-- 303 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,470 The m-m-m-m-m-m-- mailman? 304 00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:13,738 Rrr, I hate that guy! 305 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,939 I'm sorry. Okay... 306 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,809 What I'm trying to say is... 307 00:11:16,811 --> 00:11:17,942 [ clears throat ] 308 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,478 Hummina, hummina, hummina. 309 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,945 [ gasps ] 310 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,214 [ "fairy tale girl" playing ] 311 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:23,748 'scuse us. 312 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,617 ♪ once upon a time, girl ♪ 313 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:28,687 ♪ you were always gonna be mine, girl ♪ 314 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:33,625 ♪ never dreamed I would find a girl like you ♪ 315 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:36,228 ♪ hey now, fairy tale girl ♪ 316 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,697 ♪ I know we can still find the magic again ♪ 317 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:39,898 [ roars ] 318 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,166 ♪ hey now, fairy tale girl ♪ 319 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,502 Like, I've heard of a floor-stop, 320 00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:45,037 But a floor-drop? 321 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:47,439 You've heard of a "floor-stop"? 322 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,306 ♪ ba-da ♪ 323 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,042 ♪ ba, ba-ba-da, ba, ba-ba-da ♪ 324 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,309 [ music stops ] 325 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,977 Snatcher! You're late again! 326 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,714 I need 200 copies of the henderson file, asap! 327 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,516 We gotta fedex 27 to boston, 328 00:11:57,518 --> 00:11:58,717 32 to austin, 329 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,785 63 to stone cold steve austin... 330 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,188 And 116 to the band boston. 331 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,257 Both: Now get to work! 332 00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:06,191 Mwah! 333 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,995 Hmm. 334 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,397 [ squeak, squeak ] 335 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,665 [ piano trills ] 336 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,868 [ roars ] 337 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,669 [ frantic music plays ] 338 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,405 Why do they have so many identical paintings? 339 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,407 We buy them in bulk at world market! 340 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,275 [ groans ] 341 00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:25,343 Jeff! Lead it this way! 342 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,344 We set a trap! 343 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,813 ♪♪ 344 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,549 [ roars ] 345 00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:32,951 ♪♪ 346 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,486 [ shouting ] 347 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:35,888 [ screams ] 348 00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:39,424 [ squeak, music trills ] 349 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,226 Time to reveal who this so-called 350 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,762 Soul snatcher really is. 351 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,163 I wonder who it'll be. 352 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,031 [ chuckles ] they still don't know. 353 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,433 [ all snickering ] oh, my g-- 354 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,434 Hold up! 355 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,170 If you're soooo much smarter than us, 356 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,307 How about you tell us who it is, before we look? 357 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,241 Fine. 358 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,509 Dr. Weitzman. The exterminator. 359 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:58,110 What? What? 360 00:12:58,112 --> 00:12:59,111 I say it's roger. 361 00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:00,512 But roger's in london. 362 00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,180 Living out his lifelong dream 363 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,117 Of playing rumpleteazer in a west end revival of cats. 364 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,119 Oh, yeah... 365 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,254 Ha! Did none of you notice 366 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,256 How it was stan who told bullock 367 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,525 There was a monster in the first place? 368 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,327 Stan, who was probably the one 369 00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:18,263 Using bullock's private bathroom... 370 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:23,535 Because taco bell is one of his ibs super-triggers. 371 00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:27,606 Meaning that it just might be... 372 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,144 All: Agent wolfman?! 373 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,145 Just as I thought. 374 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,746 [ cellphone chimes ] 375 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,080 It's stan. 376 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,682 He's at danuta's party. 377 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:42,621 I guess maybe we actually said we'd just meet him there? 378 00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,289 Um, has anybody noticed 379 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,424 That agent wolfman here isn't moving? 380 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,328 Oh, my god. Is this thing airtight? 381 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,296 No pulse. [ all gasp ] 382 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,833 Oh, my god! We killed him! 383 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,968 It was... 384 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:57,836 Self-defense, right?! 385 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,837 He was... 386 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,105 Pretending to be a monster! 387 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,573 Is that even a crime?! 388 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:05,243 Why'd you trap him in an airtight sarcophagus? 389 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,512 Why'd you stop us from opening it? 390 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,981 [ banging on wall ] jackson: Hey! Open up the wall! 391 00:14:08,983 --> 00:14:10,449 I need to get in there to mop! 392 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:12,384 [ all scream ] what are we gonna do? 393 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:14,987 What are we gonna -- oh, god! We're gonna go to jail! 394 00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:16,254 Francine: No, wait! 395 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,657 I found another secret passageway. 396 00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:20,258 All you gotta do is [grunts] 397 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,727 Punch through the drywall [grunts] 398 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,996 A few times. 399 00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:25,464 Enngh! Enngh! 400 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:28,200 Then give it a few good chops. 401 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,601 Grab that monster costume! 402 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,304 Maybe everyone'll just think the soul snatcher killed him! 403 00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:36,809 [ tires squeal, engine revs ] 404 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,146 Klaus: Ruht-roh. Am I right? Steve: Not now, klaus! 405 00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:48,020 I don't know what happened to all you suckbois last night, 406 00:14:48,022 --> 00:14:49,754 But you missed a kick-ass party. 407 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,490 Plus, I got myself out of work early 408 00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,158 To get in a little trick-or-treating. 409 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,827 Oh, nice! 410 00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,228 Big-ass nerds rope. 411 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,629 W-we killed a man! 412 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,897 [ thud ] what was that now? 413 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,165 You know what? Actually, tell me later. 414 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,433 Gotta get to work. 415 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,236 I got a crazy awesome new secret job there now. 416 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,838 Top secret. Can't tell you about it. 417 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,173 It's called zoincs. Super classified. 418 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,574 I've said too much already. 419 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,511 Zoincs is like the x-files, and I'm in charge of it. 420 00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,413 But again, I can't really say anything about it. 421 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,048 Ghosts are real. 422 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,282 Gotta motor. 423 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,587 What the hell, jeff?! 424 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,788 I'm sorry! 425 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,258 I-I'm just having some difficulty with the... 426 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,126 Murdering that we did. 427 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,394 We are all on the hook for this. 428 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,996 So we all need to be able to trust each other 429 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,131 To keep our mouths shut. 430 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,200 To be rock solid. 431 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,803 Show of hands -- who here is solid? 432 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,606 [ whimpering ] 433 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,608 [ dramatic music plays ] 434 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,679 ♪♪ 435 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:48,480 [ scoffs ] 436 00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:51,015 Nothing but bamm-bamms. 437 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:51,950 [ vitamins rattle ] 438 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,818 [ music stings ] 439 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,754 [ screams ] 440 00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:00,893 [ breathes deeply ] 441 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,027 ♪♪ 442 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,097 [ thunder crashes ] 443 00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:06,598 Aah! [ thud ] 444 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,369 ♪♪ 445 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,371 I saw him klaus, I swear. 446 00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:14,907 Agent wolfman's ghost! 447 00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:16,374 Please don't say anything. 448 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,376 Everyone'll just think I'm losing it. 449 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,112 I've got your back, bro. 450 00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:23,315 You and me, we've been through a lot. 451 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,583 We gotta stick together. 452 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,786 We've got a biiig problem with jeff. 453 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,854 Probably gonna have to kill him. 454 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,989 You guys! 455 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,390 Oh, hiiiii. 456 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,126 Look what just came in the mail! 457 00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:37,195 ♪♪ 458 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,330 This is impossible. 459 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,864 He's dead. 460 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,667 Well, whether it really is agent wolfman or not, 461 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,937 Somebody knows what we did. 462 00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:47,406 And he's coming for us. 463 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,174 Also, this came from roger. 464 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,677 Roger's in london? 465 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,212 What was he doing agai-- 466 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:59,551 ♪♪ 467 00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:00,819 Great rehearsal, everybody! 468 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,687 How's that scratch lookin', osman? 469 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,356 Oh, I got ya pretty good, huh? 470 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,624 Sorry about that. 471 00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:06,959 Kinda just got lost in the moment. 472 00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:09,361 Hey, jovan, can I have your boba tea? 473 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,296 I already finished all my little balls. 474 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,565 [ slurps ] 475 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,167 [ camera shutter clicks ] 476 00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:17,369 What's all this, then? [ chuckles ] 477 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,103 Oh, I read about these guys 478 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,906 In a review of "national lampoon's european vacation." 479 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,643 They're not supposed to ever even crack a smile. 480 00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,279 Well, I betcha I can get a reaction out of him. 481 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,515 [ zipper opens ] 482 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,785 Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah. 483 00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:34,319 [ all gasp, shutter clicks ] 484 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,454 Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah. 485 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,589 No one can resist chuckling 486 00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:40,258 At my silly little chicken-man dance. 487 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,261 Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah. 488 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,596 Nothing, huh? 489 00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:46,665 Well, what if I... Go for your gun?! 490 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:47,466 Deported! 491 00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:49,534 Right before opening night. 492 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,203 This was a lifelong dream! 493 00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:53,271 I'm sorry. No pets in the cabin. 494 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,739 Oh, I'm not actually a cat. 495 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,008 You see, until this afternoon, 496 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:58,343 I was fifth understudy for rumpleteazer 497 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,379 And 16th for grizabella in a-- 498 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,482 Well, ain't this a mother[bleep]. 499 00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:06,351 ♪♪ 500 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,886 Look what I found in my locker. 501 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,422 Look what I found in my locker! 502 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,490 At the gym. 503 00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,091 I go to a ufc gym. 504 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,526 [ cellphone vibrates ] 505 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,362 [ beep ] 506 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,097 [ demonic voice ] reveeeeeeeenge. 507 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,298 Aah! [ thud ] 508 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,900 Who could be doing this to us? 509 00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:24,969 Maybe we could ask... [gulps] 510 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:25,904 Him! 511 00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,572 [ suspenseful music plays ] 512 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,107 [ all scream ] 513 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,776 ♪♪ 514 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,579 We'll be safe in the haunted woods! 515 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,314 [ bats squeak ] 516 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,984 Wait, are we really about to do another chase sequence? 517 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:44,723 ♪ it's a sunshine peppermint sundae world ♪ 518 00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:47,059 ♪ whenever I'm with you, girl ♪ 519 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,928 ♪ when I think of being with you ♪ 520 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,796 Oooowwww... 521 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,997 [ all grunt ] 522 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:53,998 ...Wwwowww. 523 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,267 [ all whimpering ] 524 00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:57,069 ♪♪ 525 00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,203 Klaus: Hey! Wolfie! 526 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,805 ♪♪ 527 00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:03,942 Yeah, I'm proficient with gaucho weaponry. 528 00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:07,980 Just one of the many facets that makes me so complex. 529 00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:11,550 It's a mask. 530 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,617 Then let's find out 531 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,553 Who this phony phantom really is. 532 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,955 All: Jeff fischer?! 533 00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,423 Surprised? 534 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,493 But -- what -- then who's this? 535 00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:24,296 All: Old man bullock?! 536 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,430 "old man"? 537 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,631 [bleep] you! 538 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,900 What the hell is going on here? 539 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:30,302 Go ahead and tell 'em, mr. Buttock. 540 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,504 Explanation time! 541 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,640 I, the spitting image of henry cavill, 542 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,377 Was behind it all the whole time. 543 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,845 I planted clues to make stan think 544 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,781 The soul snatcher was about. 545 00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:45,984 I posed as agent wolfman to keep tabs on zoincs 546 00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:48,987 And make sure they didn't figure it all out. 547 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:53,325 Then, when I saw stan's little phony seance act 548 00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:54,526 The night of Halloween, 549 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,795 I decided it was the perfect time 550 00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:59,598 To don my soul snatcher costume 551 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,401 And really put the scare in everyone. 552 00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:04,536 But why? 553 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,805 To keep people out of my crapper! 554 00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:10,208 But when I saw how you all treated poor jeff, 555 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,610 I sympathized. 556 00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:12,945 ♪♪ 557 00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:15,814 So I approached jeff with a proposition -- 558 00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:18,550 To take over the role of agent wolfman 559 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:23,087 And show you all he is capable of defying your expectations. 560 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,089 Wow. 561 00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:25,958 That's...Convoluted. 562 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,293 How did you make it so you didn't have a pulse? 563 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,828 Wim hof method! 564 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,429 Well, my work here is done. 565 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,632 So I am just going to go ahead 566 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:36,468 And walk deeper into the woods now. 567 00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:42,975 You know, maybe we have always thought of you 568 00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:46,645 As just a stoner and a fish who says "bro," 569 00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:49,448 But you two are full of surprises. 570 00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,117 Thanks. 571 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,520 Now let's go home and smoke some weed. 572 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,389 Sounds good to me, bro. 573 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,092 Bye! Have a beautiful time!