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NEWSCASTER: Anyone who's been
exposed to asbestos
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may be entitled
to compensation.
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And anyone who's anyone
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will be at tonight's
sold-out Shaggy concert!
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Ugh! I wish I had tickets
to see Shaggy.
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He's my favorite musician.
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And my best friends, Danuta
and Nerfer,
are gonna be there.
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You're in luck,
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because your father
and I bought
the last two tickets!
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One for you,
one for Steve.
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- Yippee!
- Oh, hell yeah!
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The only thing better
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than seeing Shaggy
with my best friends
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is seeing him
with my little brother!
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Oh!
I love you guys so much.
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I don't know what I'd do
if anything
were to ever happen
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to one of--[LASER ZAPS]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Another Steve down,
infinite Steves to go.
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Look at all these universes
I've been to.
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Look at all the Steves
I've killed!
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Man, no one's
ever impressed
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when I show them
all the dead Steves.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. [VOICES OVERLAPPING]
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. [VOICES OVERLAPPING]
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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[DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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[ALL SOBBING]
My baby!
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My brother!
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My roommate kind of!
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My nephew sometimes!
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No father should have to bury
a virgin.
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Why?!
Why did this happen?
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And when?!
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When can I move
into Steve's old room?!
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Senator Lewis?
What are you doing here?
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So, I'm a senator
in this universe.
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Not bad.
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I'm sorry about your Steve,
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but I don't have time
to explain.
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That's a different Lewis' job.
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I'm busy hunting down
the Steve
that killed my family.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
For I shall have my revenge!
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- Hiya, Smiths!
- What is happening?!
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That's what I'm here
to tell you.
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Exposition Lewis is the name.
Explaining stuff's my game.
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So, first off--
that last Lewis?
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Vengeance Lewis?
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He swore revenge after
Evil Steve killed his family.
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Meanwhile,
Evil Steve is traveling
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from universe to universe
killing other Steves
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to claim their Steveness
and become the ultimate Steve,
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kinda like
the 2001 Jet Li film
"The One."
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Do you have that movie
in this universe?
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What's a movie?
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Mm, they're like TV shows
but longer.
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Speaking of things
that take a while,
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how about we get
that grief process started?
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What's this?
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Oh, that's a 15%-off coupon
to McLewis Burger,
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a greasy spoon
I co-own
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alongside infinite
other Lewises.
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There are only a handful
of McLewis Burgers
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in the multiverse.
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But if you ever find yourself
near one, you gotta go!
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Tell 'em Lewis sent ya.
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If you knew this might happen,
why didn't you stop it?
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[SIGHS] This must be
one of those universes
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where people don't listen
so good.
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It's not my job
to save people,
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as I believe
I already explained.
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It's my job to explain stuff.
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The multiverse exists
in a delicate balance,
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and we each have a role
to play.
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All we can do now
is hope
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whichever Steve
Evil Steve goes after next
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is tough as nails.
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STEVE:
Aah! Finger cramp!
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Mm! Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm.
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Mm!
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS][ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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[BEEPING]
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Now that my finger cramp's
behind me,
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nothing but blue skies
ahead-- Aah!
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My little boy fingers again!
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Mm! Mm. Mm!
Mm. Mm.
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Anyone willing to testify
in court is urged
to step forward.
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And anyone who's anyone
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will be at tonight's
sold-out Shaggy concert!
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Ugh! I wish I had tickets
to see Shaggy.
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He's my favorite musician.
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And my best friends, Danuta
and Nerfer,
are gonna be there.
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You're in luck,
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because your father
and I bought
the last two tickets!
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You two are the best!
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Hold up.
Did you say two tickets?
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One for you,
one for Steve.
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Steve?
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I appreciate the tickets,
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but I don't want to bring
the biggest dork in Langley
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to the best concert
this town has ever seen!
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Hayley, your father and I
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both wish we were closer
with our siblings.
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My sister Gwen
never visits,
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and Stan's brother
is barely even canon.
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It's true.
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I'd hate for you and Steve
to end up like me
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and whatever
my brother's name is.
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Steve and I
live together.
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Yes, but even I know
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you're not as close
as you used to be.
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The fish is right.
You two
used to be inseparable.
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That's why we bought
these tickets.
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You were always singing
that one Shaggy song to Steve.
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♪ Stevie,
you're my angel ♪
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♪ You're my darling
angel ♪
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♪ Closer than my peeps
you are to me ♪
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♪ Stevie
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We were kids back then.
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I'm older now,
and Steve's a dork.
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Oh, for sure.
Huge dork.
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Some days I'm embarrassed
he ever slid out of me.
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But he's still
your little brother.
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Great news, Hayley!
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Mom told me about
the Shaggy concert,
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so I spent all morning
drawing schematics
of the venue.
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I've got all kinds of intimate
details about
the Shark's Nest.
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You see? This is why I don't
want to hang out with him.
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The concert
hasn't even started,
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and he's already ruining it
for me!
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[SNIFFS, WHIMPERS]
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Now what
are you doing?
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Drawing schematics
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for the fastest way tears
can run down my face!
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[SOBS][DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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Whatever.
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We'll make up later.
We always do.
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So, can I get
- those tickets?
- No way.
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You either take your
little brother to see Shaggy
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or you don't see Shaggy
at all.
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[GROANS]
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[SOBBING]
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I just want a sister
who loves me,
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a sister who wants to spend
time with me.
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Is that so much to ask?
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Don't worry,
weaker Steve.
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I'll make you less sad--
by killing you!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Aah!
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Oh, God.
A dead white boy!
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They'll give me the chair
for this!
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Think, Lewis. Think.
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I know. I'll move to France.
It worked for Polanski.
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Principal Lewis!
You saved me!
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Steve?
How many of you are there?
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How many of me
are there?
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[CHUCKLES]
- Gotcha.
- Aah!
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Wait.
You're not Evil Steve.
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No! Now I've lost my family
and my revenge!
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Uh, excuse me.
But what's going on?
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I'm glad you asked.
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...and to jump from universe
to universe,
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we use these armbands
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that turn your butthole
into a black hole,
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which transports you
through time and space.
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Ah, yes.
As Carl Sagan theorized.
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If there are
infinite universes,
is there a universe
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where my sister
wants to hang out with me?
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There's a universe
for everything.
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Please start listening.
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Hayley.
You came after me.
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Yeah, but only because
Mom won't let me go
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to the Shaggy concert
without you.
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If you think spending time
with me is such a problem,
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I'll make sure
you never have to do it again!
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Is it just me,
or do we look like a thumbnail
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to a sick-ass porno?
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What's a porno?
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Sit.
I have much to explain.
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So in some ways,
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porn's one of humanity's
oldest art forms.
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Huh.
And people touch themselves
while watching it?
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Oh, like you
wouldn't believe.
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Okay. I got to ask.
What the heck is going on?!
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I never get to explain
this much stuff in one day.
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This is clearly a story
about valuing
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what fleeting time you have
with the ones you love.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I meant about the portals and
the multiple Lewises
and stuff.
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Okay. Here goes.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
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...so your Steve stole
Evil Steve's armband
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and portaled
into the multiverse.
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Great.
How am I supposed to find
that dork now?
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I need him so I can go
to the Shaggy concert.
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The Steve I vowed to kill
is dead.
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My vengeance was stolen,
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so my journey ends here.
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Take my armband.
And let me give you my STD.
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Uh...
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He means
Steve Tracking Device.
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In his universe, there are no
sexually transmitted diseases.
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Also, Princess Diana is still
alive, but she's a huge bitch.
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It's true.
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In every universe
where Princess Di is alive,
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pretty much everyone
hates her.
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To portal in and out
of universes,
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push the big button
on the armband.
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The Steve Tracking Device
works like a bloodhound.
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It'll guide you to your Steve
over time,
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but it can't take you
right to him.
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You're the Lewis who killed
Evil Steve
and stole my revenge!
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If it's vengeance
you're after, you're talking
to the right guy.
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I've got a long list
of people
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who've been cruisin'
for a bruisin'.
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Eh, works for me.
Exposition Lewis, you in?
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I'd love to, fellow Lewises,
but duty calls.
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Someone out there is wondering
why people like Wes Anderson,
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and it's my job to explain it
to them.
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But that's the one thing
I don't know.
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Hey, stranger.
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Welcome to the Oops!
All Barrys Universe.
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You got any Steves?
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Just Barrys.
And one Shaggy.
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AnyBarry who's anyBarry
is gonna be
at his show tonight.
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Not me, though.
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[BEEPING]
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Steve!
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There you are.
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Oh. Uh...
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Were you expecting
a white Steve?
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This...
feels like a trap.
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Well, this seems normal.
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♪ Flag, flag, flag,
flag-flag, fla-a-a-g ♪
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[SIGHS]
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[BEEPING]
Oh! Getting closer.
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STEVE:
Hey, Hayley!
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- I'm a bowl!
- Nope.
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♪ Bowl, bowl, bowl,
bowl-bowl, bow-w-w-l ♪
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Welcome
to McLewis Burger.
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We've got some of the most
pretty-good burgers
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in this part
of the multiverse.
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- Is your Steve dead?
- No!
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That's too bad.
You could've gotten 15% off.
247
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,649
Could you hurry up?
248
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,825
Some of us are in mourning
and are very hungry.
249
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,438
[BEEPING]
Wait.
250
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,179
Wasn't I already
in this universe?
251
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,572
- No.
- Are you sure?
252
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,487
'Cause I literally just saw
a Black Steve.
253
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:19,836
So let me
get this straight.
254
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,622
Infinite universes
with infinite possibilities,
255
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,841
and you can't fathom
two Black Steves?
256
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,061
No. I just...
I-I didn't...
257
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,497
I-I'm not...
258
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,585
Hey.
Hayley.
259
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:30,760
Just popping in
to explain
260
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,675
that you're really
embarrassing yourself.
261
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,201
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING,
WOMAN MOANING]
262
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,420
[HORSE NEIGHS]
263
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,162
This porno stuff
isn't for me.
264
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,946
But this is fantastic!
265
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,861
You call it...
marijuana?
266
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,297
Well, that's one word
for it.
267
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,778
So your universe
doesn't have porn or drugs?
268
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,475
How the hell
do you relax?
269
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:53,391
Used to be
all I needed to unwind[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
270
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,263
was to see my wife
and kids.
271
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,831
The Steve in my original
universe was our nanny.
272
00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,834
Then Evil Steve
blew up my house
just to kill him.
273
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,358
[EVIL LAUGHTER,
SCREAMS ECHOING]
274
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,751
I wish I'd died.
275
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,492
But cyborg technology
gave me another chance.
276
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,146
A chance at revenge.
277
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,714
Which you stole from me,
and now we're here.
278
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,803
I lost my family, too.
279
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,936
My best friend slept
with my wife.
280
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,633
And that man
lives here?
281
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,548
That's the guy
- we're about to beat down?
- No.
282
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:22,769
This is the house of some punk
who disrespected me at my job.
283
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,859
Nah, man.
I didn't roll with you
to pick up chump change.
284
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:29,340
We need to take down the man
who destroyed your family!
285
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,428
Yeah.
286
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,126
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
287
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,518
Yeah!
288
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,520
[ENGINE REVVING]
289
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,174
PRINCIPAL LEWIS:
It's your lucky day, punk!
290
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,873
We was finna [BLEEP] you up
for disrespecting me,
291
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,701
but we got bigger fish
to fry!
292
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,093
[TIRES SQUEALING]
293
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,660
I...
294
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,228
[DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
295
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,755
I love you.
I'll always love you.
296
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,584
But there's still something
I'm searching for--
297
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,586
a sister who likes me.
298
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,196
I understand, my love.
299
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,591
Please.
Raise our son to be strong.
300
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,811
White Steve!
There you are.
301
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,551
Now come home
so I can see Shaggy.
302
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:10,251
Did you have sex with a lady
version of your best friend--
303
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,687
and get her pregnant?
304
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:14,385
How is she already this
far along?
305
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,866
Time works differently
in different universes.
306
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,260
And we didn't have sex.
307
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,175
In this universe,
you get someone pregnant
308
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,046
by gazing tenderly
into their eyes.
309
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:26,746
And, boy, did we gaze
at each other.
310
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,575
- Steve, let's go.
- No.
311
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,186
You only ran after me
312
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,231
so Mom would let you go
to your precious
Shaggy concert,
313
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,233
and even after traveling
the multiverse,
314
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,932
that's still
all you care about!
315
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:43,197
I'm just gonna say it, girl.
You suck.
316
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,460
[WHIRRING]
317
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,202
Hayley, these glitches mean
we're running out of time.
318
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,639
You and Steve have to get back
to your universe.
319
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,815
You two have a destiny
to fulfill,
320
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,209
and if you two don't make it
to that Shaggy concert,
321
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,602
the entire multiverse
will implode!
322
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,082
Why didn't you say that
earlier?
323
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,171
It wasn't
pertinent information
before!
324
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,434
I like to reveal details
as they're needed.
325
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,914
That's how exposition
works!
326
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,874
Hey!
Could you two scream louder?
327
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,441
As you know, all this stress
is good for the baby.
328
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,922
♪
329
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,229
[GAMES BEEPING]
330
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:19,450
♪
331
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,887
I don't get it.
332
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,845
This freak show
of a universe--
no offense--
333
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,368
is perfect for Steve.
334
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,980
- Why'd he leave?
- Because he's looking for
a version of you
335
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,851
who wants to hang out
with him.
336
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,070
I see him every day!
337
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,898
Listen.
Steve's a good guy.
338
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,291
And he'll be a great
absent father.
339
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,858
And he deserves a Hayley
340
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,514
who'll do more than just
tolerate his presence.
341
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,863
Maybe.
342
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,865
Hey.
Should you be drinking?
343
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,606
You're, like,
super pregnant.
344
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,956
Don't tell me
how to parent.
345
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,829
In this universe,
babies love wine.
346
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,661
[VEHICLES WHIRRING,
HORNS HONKING]
347
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,881
- Move it or lose it, pal!
- Klaus?
348
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,578
You're not a fish
in this universe?
349
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:01,971
What's a fish?
350
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,321
Never mind. Hey,
what's up with that statue?
351
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,194
That statue's in honor
of the Steve Smith
352
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,719
who saved our civilization
from World War XXXVII
353
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,156
with his schematics
for a better life.
354
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,290
Schematics?
Could that have been my Steve?
355
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,032
Hated that guy.
I'm glad he's finally gone.
356
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,555
Hey, Steve's not that bad.
357
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,253
And it sounds like
he's really
helped people here.
358
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,951
Whatever.
359
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,649
I don't want to talk
about that dork
on my way to see Shaggy.
360
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,346
You have a Shaggy too?
361
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,609
Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.
362
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,004
He's right.
Shaggy rules.
363
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,963
My Steve and I
never miss a show.
364
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921
You're taking Steve?
365
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,662
- Willingly?
- Duh.
366
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:44,884
What kind of monster wouldn't
take her tumor
to see a concert?
367
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:49,149
♪ Tume, tume, tume,
tume-tumor-r-r-r ♪
368
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,414
[DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
369
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,119
Mmm!
370
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,816
Mom, you've got to stop
doing that
371
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,209
or we're gonna run out
of Steve.
372
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,430
We each grieve in our own way, Hayley.
373
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,999
Visiting from
another universe?
374
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,914
Yeah.
What's with the shirt?
375
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,699
My Steve died.
I miss him so much.
376
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:21,224
We did everything together
and built so many memories.
377
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,140
Steve and I have had
some great times together.
378
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,099
I guess I take that
for granted.
379
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,928
There was this song
we always used to sing.
380
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,234
♪ Stevie,
you're my angel ♪
381
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,585
♪ You're my darling
angel ♪
382
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:38,633
♪ Closer than my peeps
you are to me ♪
383
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,330
♪ Stevie
384
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,723
Oh, I love Shaggy.
385
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,246
Before Evil Steve
killed him,
386
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,032
my Steve and I had plans
to go to tonight's concert.
387
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,382
My Steve and I are supposed to
go together,
388
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,079
and after all this,
389
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,212
I kind of don't want to see it
- without him.
- What do you mean?
390
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,650
Oh, my Steve's still alive,
but I'm kind of a dick to him.
391
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,043
So he's searching
the multiverse
392
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,870
for a Hayley who wants to
hang out with him.
393
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,395
That's me!
You don't deserve your Steve!
394
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,526
Let me have him!
395
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,224
No way.
I want him now.
396
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,096
Besides, he'll never really be
your Steve,
397
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,490
just a Steve
kind of like your Steve.
398
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,926
Banana, ba-nah-na.
399
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,059
You're acting like
a real Princess Di right now.
400
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:16,192
Whatever.
- I'm out of here.
- Oh, no, you don't.
401
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,676
Well, I'm off
to hold a mirror up
to society.
402
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,678
[ALL CHEERING]
403
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,985
[BOTH GRUNTING]
404
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,639
Pecan sandies.
405
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,341
I appreciate the tickets, Mother.
406
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,604
However, I'd prefer
to attend the concert
407
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,997
with just my friends.
408
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,912
I value your honesty,
- Hayley.
- Wow.
409
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,740
I love
this family's ability
410
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,091
to reach conflict-free
resolutions.
411
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,918
[BOTH GRUNTING]
412
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,442
I'll [BLEEP] cut you!
413
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,271
Not if I cut you first, bitch!
[SNARLS]
414
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,231
[BEEPING]
415
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,147
I'm so glad you came back
to life, big brother.
416
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,367
I didn't come back to life, silly.
417
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,760
I'm a different Steve
from a different universe.
418
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,284
Plantain, plan-tahn.
419
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,373
Will you sing me
our song again?
420
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,766
♪ Hayley,
you're my angel ♪
421
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:12,161
♪ You're my darling
angel ♪
422
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:16,296
♪ Closer than my peeps
you are to me ♪
423
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,427
Hayleys?!
424
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,994
- Steve, come home!
- Steve, come with me!
425
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,822
What are those things?
426
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,302
We're what you grow up
to be.
427
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,347
Oh, God!
Anything but that!
428
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,219
Steve, you have to pick
a Hayley,
429
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,351
and I'm the big sister
you deserve.
430
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,179
Steve, please stay
with me.
431
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,443
I'm the little sister
who can't
afford to lose you again.
432
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:37,621
Steve... I'm probably not
the best Hayley for you.
433
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,537
Just know
that whichever Hayley
you choose,
434
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:45,020
whatever universe
you end up in,
I'll wish you were with me.
435
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,718
That's all I've been
searching for!
436
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:51,026
Besides, these other Hayleys
are kind of dorks, am I right?
437
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,810
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
438
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,334
[SCREAMS]
439
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,510
- Go. Now.
- Go. Now. Go. Now.
440
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,120
Who are they?
441
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,730
There's no time
to explain!
442
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,559
Which sucks, because there's
actually a really cool,
443
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,127
well-thought-out explanation
behind all this.
444
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,650
You have to return
to your universe!
445
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,348
Your Shaggy's
in trouble!
446
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,785
[BEEPING]
447
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,398
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS][CROWD SCREAMING]
448
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,184
[GRUNTS]
449
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,535
Hey. What's this?
450
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,711
[BEEPING]
451
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,365
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
452
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,931
Whoa.
453
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,282
NARRATOR: And so begin
the exciting adventures
454
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,893
of a character
you've never met before.
455
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,417
[DINOSAUR ROARING,
MAN SCREAMING]
456
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,463
NARRATOR:
Never mind.
457
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,121
[CROWD SCREAMING]
458
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,036
Come on, men!
Shaggy needs us!
459
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,995
Wait a second.
460
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,779
EXPOSITION LEWIS:
You and Steve have
a destiny to fulfill.
461
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,260
Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.
462
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,957
You gotta save Shaggy...
463
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,134
or we're all
gonna die!
464
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,965
Steve,
we have to save Shaggy.
465
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,750
Good luck.
466
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,708
Two guys nabbed him
and barricaded themselves
in his dressing room.
467
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,364
If only there was some kind
of blueprint
for this building.
468
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:11,193
- The schematics!
- The schematics!
469
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:15,415
Shaggy, you son of a bitch.
You slept with my wife!
470
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,199
You destroyed
my family!
471
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,158
It wasn't me.[GRUNTS]
472
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,637
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS]
Admit it!
473
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,726
He said he caught you
on the counter!
474
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,206
It wasn't me.
475
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,990
[GRUNTS][BELL CHIMES]
476
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,992
[BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYS]
Liar!
477
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,733
I saw you banging
on the sofa!
478
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,434
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
It wasn't me-e-e-e!
479
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,135
Lewises!
Why are you doing this?
480
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,223
Picture this--
481
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,485
He and my wife are both
butt-naked,
482
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,139
banging on
the bathroom floor!
483
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,880
And I'm owed my revenge!
484
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,751
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
485
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,231
[GRUNTS]
486
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,667
You both have issues.
487
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,888
But you also have each other,
like brothers.
488
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,368
Don't focus
on what you've lost.
489
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,196
Think about the time
you're still lucky enough
490
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,240
to have together.
491
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,374
But I'm owed my revenge!
492
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,332
Nah, bro.
She's right.
493
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,247
As long as you and I
are together,
494
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,770
we don't need
anything else.
495
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,685
We can be a new family.
496
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,947
Yeah.
497
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,645
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
498
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,994
Yeah!
499
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,346
I love you, little bro.
500
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,218
I love you too, Hayley.
501
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,309
I'm never playing this town again.
502
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:29,880
ALL: At last,
the multiverse is at ease.
503
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,840
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
504
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,408
It was me.
505
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,366
It has always been me.
506
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,760
And it shall forever be me.
507
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:45,156
For I am Mr. Boombastic,
creator of worlds,
508
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:49,683
master of the multiverse,
the one true god.
509
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:55,428
And all you shorties
are my angels.
510
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,604
Bye-bye!
See you soon.