1 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,309 Anyone who's been exposed to asbestos 2 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:07,572 may be entitled to compensation. 3 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,139 And anyone who's anyone 4 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:11,315 will be at tonight's sold-out Shaggy concert! 5 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:14,840 Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see Shaggy. 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,451 He's my favorite musician. 7 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,801 And my best friends, Danuta and Nerfer, are gonna be there. 8 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,412 You're in luck, 9 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:25,155 because your father and I bought the last two tickets! 10 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,114 One for you, one for Steve. 11 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,724 - Yippee! - Oh, hell yeah! 12 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:29,855 The only thing better 13 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:31,857 than seeing Shaggy with my best friends 14 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:34,034 is seeing him with my little brother! 15 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,863 Oh! I love you guys so much. 16 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:40,605 I don't know what I'd do if anything were to ever happen 17 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,477 to one of-- 18 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:56,012 Another Steve down, infinite Steves to go. 19 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,362 Look at all these universes I've been to. 20 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,756 Look at all the Steves I've killed! 21 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,150 Man, no one's ever impressed 22 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,413 when I show them all the dead Steves. 23 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,985 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 24 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:16,641 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 25 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:24,301 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. 26 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:30,394 My baby! 27 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,787 My brother! 28 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,484 My roommate kind of! 29 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,225 My nephew sometimes! 30 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:38,098 No father should have to bury a virgin. 31 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,926 Why?! Why did this happen? 32 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,406 And when?! 33 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:45,714 When can I move into Steve's old room?! 34 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:50,414 Senator Lewis? What are you doing here? 35 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,764 So, I'm a senator in this universe. 36 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:53,983 Not bad. 37 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,245 I'm sorry about your Steve, 38 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,942 but I don't have time to explain. 39 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,553 That's a different Lewis' job. 40 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:01,338 I'm busy hunting down the Steve that killed my family. 41 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:04,428 For I shall have my revenge! 42 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,086 - Hiya, Smiths! - What is happening?! 43 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,696 That's what I'm here to tell you. 44 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:14,960 Exposition Lewis is the name. Explaining stuff's my game. 45 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,180 So, first off-- that last Lewis? 46 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,747 Vengeance Lewis? 47 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:21,489 He swore revenge after Evil Steve killed his family. 48 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:23,447 Meanwhile, Evil Steve is traveling 49 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,623 from universe to universe killing other Steves 50 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:28,539 to claim their Steveness and become the ultimate Steve, 51 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,368 kinda like the 2001 Jet Li film "The One." 52 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,153 Do you have that movie in this universe? 53 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,589 What's a movie? 54 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,634 Mm, they're like TV shows but longer. 55 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,462 Speaking of things that take a while, 56 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:41,335 how about we get that grief process started? 57 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,251 What's this? 58 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:47,210 Oh, that's a 15%-off coupon to McLewis Burger, 59 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,472 a greasy spoon I co-own 60 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,257 alongside infinite other Lewises. 61 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,215 There are only a handful of McLewis Burgers 62 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,738 in the multiverse. 63 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,219 But if you ever find yourself near one, you gotta go! 64 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,829 Tell 'em Lewis sent ya. 65 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:00,658 If you knew this might happen, why didn't you stop it? 66 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:03,008 This must be one of those universes 67 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,010 where people don't listen so good. 68 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,882 It's not my job to save people, 69 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,884 as I believe I already explained. 70 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,712 It's my job to explain stuff. 71 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:13,280 The multiverse exists in a delicate balance, 72 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,238 and we each have a role to play. 73 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:16,544 All we can do now is hope 74 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:19,068 whichever Steve Evil Steve goes after next 75 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,896 is tough as nails. 76 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,247 Aah! Finger cramp! 77 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:27,555 Mm! Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. 78 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:28,904 Mm! 79 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:38,043 Now that my finger cramp's behind me, 80 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,524 nothing but blue skies ahead-- Aah! 81 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,352 My little boy fingers again! 82 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:45,529 Mm! Mm. Mm! Mm. Mm. 83 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:51,796 Anyone willing to testify in court is urged to step forward. 84 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,363 And anyone who's anyone 85 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,496 will be at tonight's sold-out Shaggy concert! 86 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:58,368 Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see Shaggy. 87 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,544 He's my favorite musician. 88 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:03,504 And my best friends, Danuta and Nerfer, are gonna be there. 89 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,897 You're in luck, 90 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:09,684 because your father and I bought the last two tickets! 91 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,294 You two are the best! 92 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,905 Hold up. Did you say two tickets? 93 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,864 One for you, one for Steve. 94 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,474 Steve? 95 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,041 I appreciate the tickets, 96 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,609 but I don't want to bring the biggest dork in Langley 97 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,959 to the best concert this town has ever seen! 98 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,744 Hayley, your father and I 99 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,878 both wish we were closer with our siblings. 100 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,749 My sister Gwen never visits, 101 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:35,100 and Stan's brother is barely even canon. 102 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,363 It's true. 103 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,278 I'd hate for you and Steve to end up like me 104 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,018 and whatever my brother's name is. 105 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,890 Steve and I live together. 106 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,065 Yes, but even I know 107 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:44,501 you're not as close as you used to be. 108 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:47,287 The fish is right. You two used to be inseparable. 109 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,897 That's why we bought these tickets. 110 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:52,074 You were always singing that one Shaggy song to Steve. 111 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,163 ♪ Stevie, you're my angel ♪ 112 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:57,601 ♪ You're my darling angel ♪ 113 00:04:57,601 --> 00:05:01,213 ♪ Closer than my peeps you are to me ♪ 114 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,128 ♪ Stevie 115 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,087 We were kids back then. 116 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:07,916 I'm older now, and Steve's a dork. 117 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,918 Oh, for sure. Huge dork. 118 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:12,790 Some days I'm embarrassed he ever slid out of me. 119 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:15,489 But he's still your little brother. 120 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,534 Great news, Hayley! 121 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:19,144 Mom told me about the Shaggy concert, 122 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:22,104 so I spent all morning drawing schematics of the venue. 123 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:25,803 I've got all kinds of intimate details about the Shark's Nest. 124 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:28,632 You see? This is why I don't want to hang out with him. 125 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,417 The concert hasn't even started, 126 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,375 and he's already ruining it for me! 127 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,076 Now what are you doing? 128 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,469 Drawing schematics 129 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:42,646 for the fastest way tears can run down my face! 130 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,171 Whatever. 131 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,825 We'll make up later. We always do. 132 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,958 So, can I get - those tickets? - No way. 133 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:52,613 You either take your little brother to see Shaggy 134 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,876 or you don't see Shaggy at all. 135 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,837 I just want a sister who loves me, 136 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:02,187 a sister who wants to spend time with me. 137 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,015 Is that so much to ask? 138 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,669 Don't worry, weaker Steve. 139 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:09,194 I'll make you less sad-- by killing you! 140 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:12,676 Aah! 141 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,417 Oh, God. A dead white boy! 142 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,027 They'll give me the chair for this! 143 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,507 Think, Lewis. Think. 144 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:20,031 I know. I'll move to France. It worked for Polanski. 145 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:22,251 Principal Lewis! You saved me! 146 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,906 Steve? How many of you are there? 147 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,256 How many of me are there? 148 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:29,040 - Gotcha. - Aah! 149 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,695 Wait. You're not Evil Steve. 150 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:37,701 No! Now I've lost my family and my revenge! 151 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:41,226 Uh, excuse me. But what's going on? 152 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:43,272 I'm glad you asked. 153 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,187 ...and to jump from universe to universe, 154 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,536 we use these armbands 155 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,712 that turn your butthole into a black hole, 156 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,801 which transports you through time and space. 157 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:53,891 Ah, yes. As Carl Sagan theorized. 158 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:56,633 If there are infinite universes, is there a universe 159 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,679 where my sister wants to hang out with me? 160 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,420 There's a universe for everything. 161 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,551 Please start listening. 162 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,684 Hayley. You came after me. 163 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:06,077 Yeah, but only because Mom won't let me go 164 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,949 to the Shaggy concert without you. 165 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:11,082 If you think spending time with me is such a problem, 166 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:14,434 I'll make sure you never have to do it again! 167 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,915 Is it just me, or do we look like a thumbnail 168 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,482 to a sick-ass porno? 169 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,789 What's a porno? 170 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:25,575 Sit. I have much to explain. 171 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,098 So in some ways, 172 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:29,100 porn's one of humanity's oldest art forms. 173 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:33,453 Huh. And people touch themselves while watching it? 174 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,455 Oh, like you wouldn't believe. 175 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,109 Okay. I got to ask. What the heck is going on?! 176 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:41,025 I never get to explain this much stuff in one day. 177 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:43,158 This is clearly a story about valuing 178 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,552 what fleeting time you have with the ones you love. 179 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,162 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 180 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,772 I meant about the portals and the multiple Lewises and stuff. 181 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:51,558 Okay. Here goes. 182 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:54,125 ...so your Steve stole Evil Steve's armband 183 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,779 and portaled into the multiverse. 184 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:58,478 Great. How am I supposed to find that dork now? 185 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,523 I need him so I can go to the Shaggy concert. 186 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,699 The Steve I vowed to kill is dead. 187 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,135 My vengeance was stolen, 188 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,615 so my journey ends here. 189 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,749 Take my armband. And let me give you my STD. 190 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:09,750 Uh... 191 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,969 He means Steve Tracking Device. 192 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,972 In his universe, there are no sexually transmitted diseases. 193 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:18,323 Also, Princess Diana is still alive, but she's a huge bitch. 194 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:19,629 It's true. 195 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,283 In every universe where Princess Di is alive, 196 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,502 pretty much everyone hates her. 197 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,373 To portal in and out of universes, 198 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,070 push the big button on the armband. 199 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,377 The Steve Tracking Device works like a bloodhound. 200 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:29,987 It'll guide you to your Steve over time, 201 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,946 but it can't take you right to him. 202 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:37,168 You're the Lewis who killed Evil Steve and stole my revenge! 203 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:40,345 If it's vengeance you're after, you're talking to the right guy. 204 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,782 I've got a long list of people 205 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,523 who've been cruisin' for a bruisin'. 206 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,177 Eh, works for me. Exposition Lewis, you in? 207 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,876 I'd love to, fellow Lewises, but duty calls. 208 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:52,053 Someone out there is wondering why people like Wes Anderson, 209 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,359 and it's my job to explain it to them. 210 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:57,798 But that's the one thing I don't know. 211 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,149 Hey, stranger. 212 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,934 Welcome to the Oops! All Barrys Universe. 213 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,197 You got any Steves? 214 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,678 Just Barrys. And one Shaggy. 215 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:12,769 AnyBarry who's anyBarry is gonna be at his show tonight. 216 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,860 Not me, though. 217 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,520 Steve! 218 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,565 There you are. 219 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,349 Oh. Uh... 220 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,656 Were you expecting a white Steve? 221 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,267 This... feels like a trap. 222 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,577 Well, this seems normal. 223 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,754 ♪ Flag, flag, flag, flag-flag, fla-a-a-g ♪ 224 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,803 Oh! Getting closer. 225 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,065 Hey, Hayley! 226 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,242 - I'm a bowl! - Nope. 227 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:54,768 ♪ Bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl-bowl, bow-w-w-l ♪ 228 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,901 Welcome to McLewis Burger. 229 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,773 We've got some of the most pretty-good burgers 230 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,383 in this part of the multiverse. 231 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,863 - Is your Steve dead? - No! 232 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:05,343 That's too bad. You could've gotten 15% off. 233 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,649 Could you hurry up? 234 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,825 Some of us are in mourning and are very hungry. 235 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,438 Wait. 236 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,179 Wasn't I already in this universe? 237 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,572 - No. - Are you sure? 238 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,487 'Cause I literally just saw a Black Steve. 239 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:19,836 So let me get this straight. 240 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,622 Infinite universes with infinite possibilities, 241 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,841 and you can't fathom two Black Steves? 242 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,061 No. I just... I-I didn't... 243 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,497 I-I'm not... 244 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,585 Hey. Hayley. 245 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:30,760 Just popping in to explain 246 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,675 that you're really embarrassing yourself. 247 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,162 This porno stuff isn't for me. 248 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,946 But this is fantastic! 249 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,861 You call it... marijuana? 250 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,297 Well, that's one word for it. 251 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,778 So your universe doesn't have porn or drugs? 252 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,475 How the hell do you relax? 253 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:53,391 Used to be all I needed to unwind 254 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,263 was to see my wife and kids. 255 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,831 The Steve in my original universe was our nanny. 256 00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,834 Then Evil Steve blew up my house just to kill him. 257 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,751 I wish I'd died. 258 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,492 But cyborg technology gave me another chance. 259 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,146 A chance at revenge. 260 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,714 Which you stole from me, and now we're here. 261 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,803 I lost my family, too. 262 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,936 My best friend slept with my wife. 263 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,633 And that man lives here? 264 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,548 That's the guy - we're about to beat down? - No. 265 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:22,769 This is the house of some punk who disrespected me at my job. 266 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,859 Nah, man. I didn't roll with you to pick up chump change. 267 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:29,340 We need to take down the man who destroyed your family! 268 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,428 Yeah. 269 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,126 - Yeah! - Yeah! 270 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,518 Yeah! 271 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,174 It's your lucky day, punk! 272 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,873 We was finna you up for disrespecting me, 273 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,701 but we got bigger fish to fry! 274 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,660 I... 275 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,755 I love you. I'll always love you. 276 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,584 But there's still something I'm searching for-- 277 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,586 a sister who likes me. 278 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,196 I understand, my love. 279 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,591 Please. Raise our son to be strong. 280 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,811 White Steve! There you are. 281 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,551 Now come home so I can see Shaggy. 282 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:10,251 Did you have sex with a lady version of your best friend-- 283 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,687 and get her pregnant? 284 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:14,385 How is she already this far along? 285 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,866 Time works differently in different universes. 286 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,260 And we didn't have sex. 287 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,175 In this universe, you get someone pregnant 288 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,046 by gazing tenderly into their eyes. 289 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:26,746 And, boy, did we gaze at each other. 290 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,575 - Steve, let's go. - No. 291 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,186 You only ran after me 292 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,231 so Mom would let you go to your precious Shaggy concert, 293 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,233 and even after traveling the multiverse, 294 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,932 that's still all you care about! 295 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:43,197 I'm just gonna say it, girl. You suck. 296 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,202 Hayley, these glitches mean we're running out of time. 297 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,639 You and Steve have to get back to your universe. 298 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,815 You two have a destiny to fulfill, 299 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,209 and if you two don't make it to that Shaggy concert, 300 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,602 the entire multiverse will implode! 301 00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,082 Why didn't you say that earlier? 302 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,171 It wasn't pertinent information before! 303 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,434 I like to reveal details as they're needed. 304 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,914 That's how exposition works! 305 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,874 Hey! Could you two scream louder? 306 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,441 As you know, all this stress is good for the baby. 307 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,887 I don't get it. 308 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,845 This freak show of a universe-- no offense-- 309 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,368 is perfect for Steve. 310 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,980 - Why'd he leave? - Because he's looking for a version of you 311 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,851 who wants to hang out with him. 312 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,070 I see him every day! 313 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,898 Listen. Steve's a good guy. 314 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,291 And he'll be a great absent father. 315 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,858 And he deserves a Hayley 316 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,514 who'll do more than just tolerate his presence. 317 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,863 Maybe. 318 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,865 Hey. Should you be drinking? 319 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,606 You're, like, super pregnant. 320 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,956 Don't tell me how to parent. 321 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,829 In this universe, babies love wine. 322 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,881 - Move it or lose it, pal! - Klaus? 323 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,578 You're not a fish in this universe? 324 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:01,971 What's a fish? 325 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,321 Never mind. Hey, what's up with that statue? 326 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,194 That statue's in honor of the Steve Smith 327 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,719 who saved our civilization from World War XXXVII 328 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,156 with his schematics for a better life. 329 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,290 Schematics? Could that have been my Steve? 330 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,032 Hated that guy. I'm glad he's finally gone. 331 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,555 Hey, Steve's not that bad. 332 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,253 And it sounds like he's really helped people here. 333 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,951 Whatever. 334 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,649 I don't want to talk about that dork on my way to see Shaggy. 335 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,346 You have a Shaggy too? 336 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,609 Shaggy is the only constant throughout the multiverse. 337 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,004 He's right. Shaggy rules. 338 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,963 My Steve and I never miss a show. 339 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921 You're taking Steve? 340 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,662 - Willingly? - Duh. 341 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:44,884 What kind of monster wouldn't take her tumor to see a concert? 342 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:49,149 ♪ Tume, tume, tume, tume-tumor-r-r-r ♪ 343 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,119 Mmm! 344 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,816 Mom, you've got to stop doing that 345 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,209 or we're gonna run out of Steve. 346 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,430 We each grieve in our own way, Hayley. 347 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,999 Visiting from another universe? 348 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,914 Yeah. What's with the shirt? 349 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,699 My Steve died. I miss him so much. 350 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:21,224 We did everything together and built so many memories. 351 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,140 Steve and I have had some great times together. 352 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,099 I guess I take that for granted. 353 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,928 There was this song we always used to sing. 354 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,234 ♪ Stevie, you're my angel ♪ 355 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,585 ♪ You're my darling angel ♪ 356 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:38,633 ♪ Closer than my peeps you are to me ♪ 357 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,330 ♪ Stevie 358 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,723 Oh, I love Shaggy. 359 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,246 Before Evil Steve killed him, 360 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,032 my Steve and I had plans to go to tonight's concert. 361 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,382 My Steve and I are supposed to go together, 362 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,079 and after all this, 363 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,212 I kind of don't want to see it - without him. - What do you mean? 364 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,650 Oh, my Steve's still alive, but I'm kind of a dick to him. 365 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,043 So he's searching the multiverse 366 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,870 for a Hayley who wants to hang out with him. 367 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,395 That's me! You don't deserve your Steve! 368 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,526 Let me have him! 369 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,224 No way. I want him now. 370 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,096 Besides, he'll never really be your Steve, 371 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,490 just a Steve kind of like your Steve. 372 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,926 Banana, ba-nah-na. 373 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,059 You're acting like a real Princess Di right now. 374 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:16,192 Whatever. - I'm out of here. - Oh, no, you don't. 375 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,676 Well, I'm off to hold a mirror up to society. 376 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,639 Pecan sandies. 377 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,341 I appreciate the tickets, Mother. 378 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,604 However, I'd prefer to attend the concert 379 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,997 with just my friends. 380 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,912 I value your honesty, - Hayley. - Wow. 381 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,740 I love this family's ability 382 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,091 to reach conflict-free resolutions. 383 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,442 I'll cut you! 384 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,271 Not if I cut you first, bitch! 385 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,147 I'm so glad you came back to life, big brother. 386 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,367 I didn't come back to life, silly. 387 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,760 I'm a different Steve from a different universe. 388 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,284 Plantain, plan-tahn. 389 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,373 Will you sing me our song again? 390 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,766 ♪ Hayley, you're my angel ♪ 391 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:12,161 ♪ You're my darling angel ♪ 392 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:16,296 ♪ Closer than my peeps you are to me ♪ 393 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,427 Hayleys?! 394 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,994 - Steve, come home! - Steve, come with me! 395 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,822 What are those things? 396 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,302 We're what you grow up to be. 397 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,347 Oh, God! Anything but that! 398 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,219 Steve, you have to pick a Hayley, 399 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,351 and I'm the big sister you deserve. 400 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,179 Steve, please stay with me. 401 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,443 I'm the little sister who can't afford to lose you again. 402 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:37,621 Steve... I'm probably not the best Hayley for you. 403 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,537 Just know that whichever Hayley you choose, 404 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:45,020 whatever universe you end up in, I'll wish you were with me. 405 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,718 That's all I've been searching for! 406 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:51,026 Besides, these other Hayleys are kind of dorks, am I right? 407 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,510 - Go. Now. - Go. Now. Go. Now. 408 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,120 Who are they? 409 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,730 There's no time to explain! 410 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,559 Which sucks, because there's actually a really cool, 411 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,127 well-thought-out explanation behind all this. 412 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,650 You have to return to your universe! 413 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,348 Your Shaggy's in trouble! 414 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,535 Hey. What's this? 415 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,931 Whoa. 416 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,282 And so begin the exciting adventures 417 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,893 of a character you've never met before. 418 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,463 Never mind. 419 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,036 Come on, men! Shaggy needs us! 420 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,995 Wait a second. 421 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,779 You and Steve have a destiny to fulfill. 422 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,260 Shaggy is the only constant throughout the multiverse. 423 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,957 You gotta save Shaggy... 424 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,134 or we're all gonna die! 425 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,965 Steve, we have to save Shaggy. 426 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,750 Good luck. 427 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,708 Two guys nabbed him and barricaded themselves in his dressing room. 428 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,364 If only there was some kind of blueprint for this building. 429 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:11,193 - The schematics! - The schematics! 430 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:15,415 Shaggy, you son of a bitch. You slept with my wife! 431 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,199 You destroyed my family! 432 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,158 It wasn't me. 433 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,637 Admit it! 434 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,726 He said he caught you on the counter! 435 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,206 It wasn't me. 436 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,992 Liar! 437 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,733 I saw you banging on the sofa! 438 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,434 It wasn't me-e-e-e! 439 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,135 Lewises! Why are you doing this? 440 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,223 Picture this-- 441 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,485 He and my wife are both butt-naked, 442 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,139 banging on the bathroom floor! 443 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,880 And I'm owed my revenge! 444 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,667 You both have issues. 445 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,888 But you also have each other, like brothers. 446 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,368 Don't focus on what you've lost. 447 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,196 Think about the time you're still lucky enough 448 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,240 to have together. 449 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,374 But I'm owed my revenge! 450 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,332 Nah, bro. She's right. 451 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,247 As long as you and I are together, 452 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,770 we don't need anything else. 453 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,685 We can be a new family. 454 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,947 Yeah. 455 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,645 - Yeah! - Yeah! 456 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,994 Yeah! 457 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,346 I love you, little bro. 458 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,218 I love you too, Hayley. 459 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,309 I'm never playing this town again. 460 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:29,880 At last, the multiverse is at ease. 461 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,408 It was me. 462 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,366 It has always been me. 463 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,760 And it shall forever be me. 464 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:45,156 For I am Mr. Boombastic, creator of worlds, 465 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:49,683 master of the multiverse, the one true god. 466 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:55,428 And all you shorties are my angels. 467 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,604 Bye-bye! See you soon.