1 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:06,267 Some Cheerios, little bit of Kix, 2 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,269 a ton of Bran Flakes 3 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,184 since nobody's gonna miss this garbage. 4 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,403 [groans] Is it my hangover, 5 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,797 or does it smell like ass in here? 6 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:18,757 You're smelling my entry for the Young Entrepreneurs contest. 7 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:21,238 Winning will make colleges super horny for me. 8 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:24,763 Steve, you don't have to go to college. 9 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:27,070 You can just buy the sweatshirts. 10 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:30,639 I mean this one has my vomit on it, but you get the idea. 11 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,728 My product is homemade ethanol 12 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,469 people can use instead of gas. 13 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,210 Okay, have fun. 14 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:39,082 Mommy's gonna go pass out in the bathtub. 15 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,563 Oh, can you sign this parental supervision form? 16 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,826 Principal Lewis promises he won't use your signature 17 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:45,349 to steal your identity this time. 18 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:48,744 Isn't this parent stuff usually Stan territory? 19 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,963 You're my parent as much as him, right? 20 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,661 Probably more. 21 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:56,752 I'll give it the ol' John Handycock. 22 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,580 - What's next? - Nothing. 23 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,234 You can go back to nursing your hangover. 24 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,758 All right. Parenting accomplished. 25 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,064 [electricity crackles] 26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,066 Now to accomplish some electrician-ing. 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,024 Mom, I really don't think you should-- 28 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:12,898 Steve, I have an electrical engineering sweatshirt from MIT. 29 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:14,683 - [electricity zapping] - [gasping] 30 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,641 Mom, are you okay?! 31 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,426 Let's find out. 32 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,036 [groans] 33 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:28,392 Oh, my God, I think my wrist is pregnant. 34 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:31,047 [patriotic music plays] 35 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:33,702 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 36 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:37,749 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 37 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:40,709 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 38 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:44,887 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 39 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:50,284 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 40 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,416 -♪ Good-- ♪ -♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 41 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,548 Aah! 42 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:58,422 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 43 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,642 [pounding] 44 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,778 Ow! What the hell?! 45 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,302 It's me, Stan. 46 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,782 And I'm finally fixing that dang shingle! 47 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,306 No way! 48 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,221 This I got to see! 49 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,397 STAN: After years of procrastination, 50 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:18,964 this pesky shingle shall be fixed. 51 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,924 The shingle. Fixed. 52 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:24,187 I never thought this day would come. 53 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:27,234 When our grandchildren ask where you were at this moment, 54 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,932 you can say you were slightly in the way. 55 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,326 It's a big day for me, too, actually. 56 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:35,459 Steve chose me to be the parental supervisor 57 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:36,982 for his school project. 58 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:39,463 Oh, Francine, Steve only chose you 59 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,291 because he knows you won't challenge him. 60 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,988 - What do you mean? - Well, it's like 61 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:45,382 I'm the tough teacher and you're the easy "A." 62 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,776 The "A" is for absentee parent. 63 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:52,215 [laughs] Oh, Stan, jealousy is a terrible look on you. 64 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:56,567 [laughs] Okay, you go "supervise" then. 65 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,569 Ha, ha, ha! 66 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:01,311 Okay, I will. 67 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,792 [both laugh mockingly] 68 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,798 Hey, watch it! 69 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:12,540 Where are you numbskulls off to in such a rush? 70 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,369 Like anyone with a pulse, Francine, the three of us 71 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:18,981 are huge fans of iconic watermelon-smashing comedian, 72 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:21,201 - Gallagher. - Isn't Gallagher dead? 73 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,333 What? No. Are you crazy? 74 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:26,118 So when we heard the G-man's tour bus 75 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:27,946 was passing through town, of course we dropped 76 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,644 everything to cheer him on! 77 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:33,343 I was supposed to have an emergency appendectomy. 78 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,389 Who cares! We're wasting time! 79 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:37,217 To the street corner where Gallagher's tour bus 80 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,957 will briefly pass by! 81 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:48,184 Prepare to be supervised! 82 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,925 That's basically another word for "help." 83 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,187 I looked it up. 84 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:54,364 Oh, no, my ethanol isn't fermenting right. 85 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,192 There should be carbon dioxide bubbles 86 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:57,541 coming out of the airlock. 87 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:59,935 [groans] Why aren't you bubbling?! 88 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:01,850 Bubbles are easy. 89 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,460 We'll just blow into the jug with 90 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,896 a big ol' straw, or-- 91 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,333 I got this, Mom. 92 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,639 You can get back to doing, honestly, anything else 93 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,119 besides helping me. Dealer's choice. 94 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,468 But I want to help. 95 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,731 But you already signed my supervision form, 96 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,603 and you clicked the pen closed. 97 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,953 You must be exhausted. 98 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,998 Let me help, or I rip this up. 99 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,218 Ugh. Fine. 100 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:25,526 Oh! I know some work that will keep you busy. 101 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,615 You could help me by hammering this entire 102 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,921 box of nails into an old wood block. 103 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,402 And the nail hammering is for? 104 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,621 The ethanol. 105 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:36,972 - To make it? - Better? 106 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:40,018 And making the ethanol better 107 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:43,674 will help you win your contest. 108 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:46,111 Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,896 Then I better get to work! 110 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,425 Man, is there anything better than waiting 111 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,993 for a comedian to drive by you on a bus? 112 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:00,082 But Gallagher's 10 hours late. 113 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,605 I hope he's okay. 114 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,303 Your watch stopped two weeks ago, babe. 115 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,696 Phew, I thought time stopped. 116 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,307 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 117 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,178 He has arrived. 118 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,267 [cheering] 119 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:18,274 There he goes, off to Massapequa, Long Island, 120 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:21,190 to dazzle his next crowd at Chucklez Comedy Club. 121 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,847 JEFF: Look, the bus pooped out a suitcase! 122 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,374 Gallagher's famous mallet. 123 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,854 Oh, no! 124 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,595 We have to get it back to him so he can smash melons 125 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,640 and make the world a better place! 126 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,819 Hey, Stan! Shingle's looking great! 127 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,084 I can see why this is such an important part 128 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,130 of whatever it is Steve's doing. 129 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,262 KLAUS: Oh, don't blame this on Francine. 130 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:53,570 You promised me free ethanol for the Second-Base Mobile. 131 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,355 That's what I'm calling my truck now. 132 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,270 There is no ethanol. It's not fermenting right. 133 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,272 And Mom's down there driving me crazy. 134 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,579 I specifically asked her to supervise 135 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,276 because I wanted to do it alone. 136 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,453 - [gasps] - But she's the one 137 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,890 hammering nails into wood to make the ethanol better. 138 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:09,978 Didn't that work? 139 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,806 Why would that work? 140 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,764 It's obviously busy work to keep her away 141 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:14,809 from my real project. 142 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,464 Obviously. 143 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,206 So let's keep mom hammering away. 144 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,686 'Cause if she gets any more involved, 145 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,253 she'll turn my project into a freakin' 146 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:25,994 I Love Lucy episode. 147 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,953 Totally. Everything will be in black and white. 148 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:31,216 So boring. 149 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:35,090 I can't believe Steve thinks so little of me. 150 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,571 But if I could get his jug bubbling for him, 151 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,747 then he'd think so lot of me! 152 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:42,227 Hmm, all right. 153 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,446 Oh! 154 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,623 Bottles don't bubble till you open them! 155 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,062 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 156 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,857 [I Love Lucy theme plays] 157 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,598 [canned laughter] 158 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:11,692 ♪ 159 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,348 Waaaaah! 160 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,480 [applause] 161 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,788 [drill whirring] 162 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,051 Resistance is futile, shingle. 163 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,401 [Steve screams] 164 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,708 My baby! What happened to you? 165 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:30,101 Mom! 166 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:32,539 I've been out of town the last eight hours. 167 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:33,714 What did I miss? 168 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,367 Oh, yeah? Where'd you go? 169 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,891 Um... 170 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:40,242 Alibi-opia? 171 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:42,113 - Mom. - I was trying to help! 172 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,680 You ruined my ethanol, 173 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,856 and now I have no product for my contest! 174 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,510 I don't have a comeback to that! 175 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,164 You're winning this fight! 176 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:52,428 Oh-ho-ho! Smells like a party down there! 177 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,561 I vote we switch topics to whatever the hell 178 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,388 Klaus is talking about. 179 00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:00,175 [sniffs] 180 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,482 I'm talking about this beer, baby! 181 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,266 That isn't beer, Klaus. 182 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,616 You must be smelling my shattered dreams. 183 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:10,490 Oh, no, I admit I'm terrible at many, many, 184 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,536 many many, many, many things, 185 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:16,583 but my nose is never wrong. 186 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:20,021 And I know just the dudes to prove it. 187 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:24,242 Steve and Francine, meet my Beer Boys! 188 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,201 I met them in an Uber Pool and joined their 189 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,550 trivia team at the brew pub. 190 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,552 We always cheat. 191 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,772 Please skip ahead to anything at all relevant. 192 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:35,036 Fine, I guess we're in a big rush. 193 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:39,214 Tony The Tongue is an expert taster. 194 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,998 This is definitely beer. 195 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:44,567 And Meg here can gauge the alcohol content of any beer 196 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,396 by how it affects her motor skills. 197 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:50,094 Feeling loose. 198 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:53,576 Everyone's getting more attractive. [giggles] 199 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,537 Thinking about calling my ex. 200 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,931 Coachella! 201 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,282 [laughs] Over 8% alcohol. 202 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:07,155 My project turned into beer? How? 203 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,636 That's a question for The Professor, 204 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,508 a beer nerd who got fired from Dow Chemical 205 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,554 for being constantly drunk. 206 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,425 THE PROFESSOR: If my calculations are correct, 207 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,732 wild yeast on this dirty laundry 208 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,647 altered the fermentation process, 209 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,779 turning this liquid into beer. 210 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,999 English please, Einstein! 211 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:28,263 What he said is I didn't ruin your project, 212 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,873 I made beer! 213 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,832 Beer was already invented, Mom! 214 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,616 I'm never gonna win that contest, 215 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,183 and it's all your fault! 216 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:39,622 Well, I screwed up parenting. 217 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:42,538 Back to wondering if that guy was the security guard 218 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:45,410 that threw me out of Best Buy a few years back. 219 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,282 I was. 220 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:50,328 Knew it. Now lets get tanked. 221 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,943 - [thud] - Careful, babe! 222 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,293 We gotta get Gallagher his hammer back in one piece! 223 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,035 Maybe it'd be safer if I just held the mallet. 224 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:08,216 Whoa. Should we smash some fruit with this bad boy? 225 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:11,001 I mean, we're holding Thor's hammer. 226 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,916 We got to take it out for a spin. 227 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,265 How we doing on time, Jeff? 228 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:17,268 We're five hours away, and Gallagher's show 229 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:21,403 isn't till tomorrow, so, how much hours is night? 230 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,013 We got time. 231 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:26,800 I'll just do a quick search of nearby fruit stores, and-- 232 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,804 Wait. Who says this thing can only smash fruits? 233 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,198 I'm suggesting we smash other things. 234 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,113 - Oh! - Oh! 235 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,644 [groans] 236 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,820 What's this weird feeling? 237 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,474 I'm not hungover! 238 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,389 What? 239 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:54,523 I got completely loaded on that beer last night, 240 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,525 but I feel great. 241 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:04,359 ♪ I have a new feeling, my head isn't pounding ♪ 242 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:07,928 ♪ A brand new sensation, on which I'm expounding ♪ 243 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:11,932 ♪ No dry mouth, no dry heaves ♪ 244 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,716 ♪ No vomiting blunders ♪ 245 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:16,937 ♪ I'm not hungover ♪ 246 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:20,592 ♪ I'm hungunder! ♪ 247 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,594 Is "hungunder" even a word? 248 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,727 Opposite of a hangover. Don't overthink it. 249 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,164 ♪ I'm not sweating through bras ♪ 250 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,166 ♪ And my thinking's not flawed ♪ 251 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:32,692 ♪ Not hugging a toilet, making fake deals with God ♪ 252 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,739 ♪ Not under the covers, with brain torn asunder ♪ 253 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,873 ♪ I'm not hungover ♪ 254 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,745 ♪ I'm hungunder! ♪ 255 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:48,316 ♪ The sun's my warm buddy, not mortal enemy ♪ 256 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:52,276 ♪ That loud crow I shot at is now a friend to me ♪ 257 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:55,802 ♪ The world's new again ♪ 258 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,804 ♪ I'm so full of wonder ♪ 259 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,720 ♪ I'm not hungover ♪ 260 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,593 ♪ I'm hungunder! ♪ 261 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:07,248 Sorry, couch! Don't need you today! 262 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,467 You neither, big warm blanket! 263 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,470 Hey Law Order reruns, didn't ya hear? 264 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:16,605 I'm not hungover even though I got totally smashed! 265 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,651 ♪ Yo, Hayley Smith here with Gallagher's hammer ♪ 266 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,871 ♪ The Lord of the manor, the watermelon slammer ♪ 267 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,526 ♪ My smash pursuits don't stop at fruits ♪ 268 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,571 ♪ Roger, set me up some melon substitutes ♪ 269 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,834 - A lamp! - Smash! 270 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,139 - A toilet! - Smash! 271 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,184 - A tuba! - Smash! 272 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,663 - A computer! - Smash! 273 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,839 - A paint can! - Smash! 274 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,014 - A snowman! - Smash! 275 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,058 - A smaller mallet! - Smash! 276 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:43,632 ♪ We got totally smashed, without consequences ♪ 277 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:47,331 ♪ We're on top of the world, despite our offenses ♪ 278 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,813 ♪ And somehow our bellies ♪ 279 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,946 ♪ Aren't gurgling like thunder ♪ 280 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:59,169 ♪ We're not hungover, we're not hungover ♪ 281 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:04,740 ♪ We're hungunder! ♪ 282 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,265 Well? 283 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,527 Well what? 284 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:10,964 You can get drunk easier? 285 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,227 You still ruined my product for the contest! 286 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,750 Don't you see? 287 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,622 HangUnder Beer is the perfect product! 288 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,928 Mom, no. 289 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,931 I know you're mad at me, but listen. 290 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,542 For thousands of years, man has dreamed 291 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:28,459 of getting totally shithoused without paying the piper. 292 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,288 We made that dream come true! 293 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,116 Maybe you're right. 294 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,336 But we need more beer for the judges. 295 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,512 We can make more, as long as you didn't wash 296 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,556 that dirty laundry. 297 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,210 God no, I just put it back 298 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,299 in everybody's drawers like normal! 299 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,910 [both sigh] 300 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,563 Rest up, big guy. 301 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:48,262 Soon you'll be back to smashing watermelons with the king. 302 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:51,047 Wait! We never smashed a watermelon! 303 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,745 We had one chance to look God straight in the eye, 304 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,051 and we blew it! 305 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:58,054 Or is he giving us a second chance? 306 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,666 Open the door! 307 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,453 Sammy Sosa! 308 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,545 [bleep] 309 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,329 Boiled cereal water. 310 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,811 Dirty laundry. 311 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,730 [sizzling] 312 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,211 I'll avoid boring you all with science jargon 313 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,823 and just say, beer is happening now! 314 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,217 Ladies and gentlemen, HangUnder Beer 315 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,610 is officially entered in the contest! 316 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,830 [cheering] 317 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,659 Lewis said the judges need some A.S.A.P. 318 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,227 Thanks, Mom. I couldn't have done this without you. 319 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,620 Aw, anytime, honey. 320 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,928 We'll finish making the beer, you go practice acting surprised 321 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,799 for when they say you win. 322 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,759 Great idea! You're on fire, Mom! 323 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:54,067 Wow, so this is what it feels like to be there 324 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,938 for your son...[gags] 325 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,809 ...when he needs help... [gags] 326 00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,116 A present parent-- 327 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,902 [groans] I don't feel good all of a sudden. 328 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,601 Me neither. Nausea. Sweating. 329 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,298 Head pounding. 330 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:12,476 If I didn't know better, I'd say I was hungover. 331 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,478 [all groaning] 332 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:19,092 But all we drank was that first batch of HangUnder beer. 333 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,398 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 334 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,531 This beer doesn't not give hangovers, 335 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,228 it gives delayed hangovers. 336 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,230 Really bad ones! 337 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,841 We can't give this to the judges. 338 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,627 I have a reputation to uphold! 339 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,150 Did I tell you I'm planning to run for 340 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,978 city comptroller next year? 341 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,851 But if I pull the plug on this, I may never get a chance 342 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,984 to do another project with Steve. 343 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,160 We still can't let people drink this crap. 344 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,294 But the hangover takes time to kick in. 345 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,992 I say we send beer to the judges and hope 346 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,255 Steve wins before they get sick. 347 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:56,042 Isn't that a tad morally reprehensible? 348 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,132 Just a tad. That's why it's okay. 349 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,267 If you're looking for Francine and Steve, 350 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,355 they're at the school! 351 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,530 STAN: There you go! 352 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,705 Right in there! 353 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,708 [laughter] 354 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,972 I got so drunk off this beer last night, 355 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,582 I pooped in the cat box, 356 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,540 but I don't have the slightest hangover! 357 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,934 I made us all a 6:00 a.m. tee time tomorrow 358 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,067 since we'll never be hungover again! 359 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,895 Should we just give Beer Kid first place now 360 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:27,160 so we can all go home and gorge ourselves on potato salad? 361 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,945 Hear that, Mom?! We're a shoo-in! 362 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,121 You know, I didn't expect this, 363 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,080 but, you and me, we're a great team. 364 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,342 It feels good! 365 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,822 [groaning] It feels so good! 366 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,303 What a mom. 367 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:43,219 Runs off to make sure I get all the credit. 368 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,091 [indistinct chatter] 369 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,701 Everyone shut up! 370 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,008 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 371 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,488 Before we get to the part of the show you actually care about, 372 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,796 our weird monster kid is gonna sing the National Anthem. 373 00:16:55,797 --> 00:17:00,628 ♪ Oh say ♪ 374 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:04,414 ♪ Can you ♪ 375 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:08,418 Hurry up, Billy, before the judges get sick! 376 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,421 BILLY: ♪ See ♪ 377 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,383 Tape doesn't work, neither do staples. 378 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,559 Even banging the two mallet pieces together 379 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,343 really, really hard doesn't do the trick. 380 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,737 Hurry, hurry, Gallagher's show is starting any minute! 381 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,782 It starts at 7:30, Hayley. 382 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,394 It's not just any minute. It's not some random time! 383 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:30,092 [cheering] 384 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:34,357 CROWD: Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! 385 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:44,063 Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! 386 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,542 Aim for the melon! Aim for the melon! 387 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,935 I am! I am! 388 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,417 [gasping] 389 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,855 Gallagher smashed himself! 390 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,944 The final act of a genius! 391 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,947 [cheers and applause] 392 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:02,211 Oh, my God, Gallagher is dead. 393 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,517 Don't be sad. 394 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,823 Jeff's van is the new Gallagher! 395 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,783 [circus music plays] 396 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,918 Okay, thank you for watching 397 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,486 Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps with me. 398 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,923 I didn't want to watch it alone because I was worried 399 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,665 the money couldn't sleep because there were monsters around. 400 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,494 If y'all are afraid of monsters, too, let me hear a "what what"! 401 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,453 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: What what! 402 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,934 Has anyone seen a fish and a super duper hot blonde lady? 403 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,240 Shh! 404 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,725 [grunts] What the hell is going on? 405 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,162 HangUnder Beer isn't safe. 406 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:44,645 It gives delayed hangovers that are a thousand times worse. 407 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,213 Oh, no! We gotta get you help! 408 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,345 Wait a second. 409 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,304 Did you know this when you gave it to the judges? 410 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,480 I'm sorry. 411 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,310 I-I thought if you didn't win, you'd never let me 412 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,181 do anything with you again. 413 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,878 Oh, Mom. 414 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,707 I know. I screwed up. 415 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,710 No, I mean we need to get you back on your feet 416 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,322 so you can supervise me across the finish line! 417 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,846 [grunting] 418 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,195 Well, you can start by opening 419 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,545 this [bleep] child-proof aspirin. 420 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,634 It's fin-proof, too. 421 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,724 And now, the finalists for this year's 422 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,118 Young Entrepreneurs Club contest. 423 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,295 First up, Mertz, who made basketball sneakers filled 424 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,732 with helium that let you jump higher. 425 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,691 I'm gonna bully a bird! 426 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,302 Next, Blanche, who has a clarinet. 427 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,434 - [clarinet playing] - I don't know if it's 428 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,262 her invention, but it sounds pretty. 429 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,307 And last, but not least-- 430 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,700 Yeah, it's me Steve Smith, the guy who made 431 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,049 the amazing beer you all love. 432 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,485 Let's do the trophy thing and bounce, sound good? 433 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,314 Sure, why not. And the winner is... 434 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:49,100 Steve Muthatruckin' Smi-- 435 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,189 [retching] 436 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,930 [crowd gasps] 437 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,411 I am so thrilled to win this award. 438 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,718 Hold on. [groans] 439 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,200 Something up here suddenly made all of us sick. 440 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,027 But what could it be? 441 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,207 The obvious culprit is... 442 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,556 Blanche! 443 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,949 Her clarinet music grossed us out! 444 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,126 Or maybe just seeing her wet the reed grossed us out! 445 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,303 [clarinet plays] 446 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:23,222 As I was saying, I'm thrilled to win, 447 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,269 but I'm even more excited to do it with my Mom. 448 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,228 Don't be gross. You know what I mean. 449 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,316 I love you, Mom! 450 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,318 [mumbling indistinctly] 451 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,191 [retching] 452 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,672 Steve, my head's stuck. 453 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,196 [nail gun firing] 454 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:44,547 Yes! Take that, shingle! Ya got fixed, son! 455 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:51,641 ♪ 456 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,257 Bye! Have a great time!