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Stan, don't! It's me... Principal Lewis!

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Where's my family?!

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I don't know where they are.

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I swear! To the old Gods and the new!

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Fire's a bad idea.

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Relax, Stan.

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There's two of us, and
it's nice and warm.

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Your clothes are soaked through.

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You need to dry 'em out.

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Ooh, sexy.

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If you weren't here with your
family, where were you?

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You know, when the blast happened?

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On a mission. South America.

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That's a long walk.

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You run into the Two Hundred out there?

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I hear they're brutal.

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No, but I've seen what they've done.

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Cool. Hey, you, uh,
seems like a lot of people

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are doing that thing where
they eat other people.

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I mean, isn't that wild?

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But also maybe understandable, hmm?

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You, uh, done any of that?

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Nope.

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Me neither!

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You passed my test!

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Now I feel like I can relax.

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Look out!

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I thought I saw a murderous road bandit,

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but it was just a moth.

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So tell me, what's
your feeling about tattoos?

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They should be covered in the workplace.

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Come on, Stan!

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And what's with that
huge-ass hummingbird?

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It's a falcon.

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It was the end of fishing season.

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And the sun.

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I can remember how
warm it felt on my face.

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Aah! My face is so hot!

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Why don't you wear a hat?

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Great idea, Hayley.

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Maybe don't look directly at the sun.

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Oh, you'd just love for
me to miss another eclipse.

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Why did you want to come
on this trip so bad again?

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Yeah, don't you have,
like, a moral objection

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to fishing or something?

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Oh, my God, can I stop myself?

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This is nice.

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You know, I asked to come along

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because, well, it's
actually pretty rare that we...

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Talk quieter. You're scaring the fish.

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- It's just rare that...
- Quieter.

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- It's so rare...
- Too quiet!

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It sounds like you're conspiring
against the fish.

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You're making them paranoid!

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I was saying we never
spend any time together!

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Well, they're definitely gone now!

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First you eat all my
drivin' pickles on the way up,

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and now this!

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Wasn't there some sort of protest
you could have gone to

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instead of ruining my fishing trip?!

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A protest?

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How 'bout I do a protest right here?

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Live free!

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Whoa. Well, you live free!

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This one, though, definitely lives free.

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Considered overbudget.

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Still, the LQL insists that Langley Falls'

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very own Hadron Collider will
meet its opening deadline.

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Shut up, Klaus!

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All she wanted was to
spend a little time together.

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I was a fool.

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So you got the tattoo...

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As penance.

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And a reminder of what I'd
try to do differently,

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if I'm ever lucky
enough to see my family again.

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Fire's dying down.

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All this talk of fish.

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I never touched the
stuff before the blast,

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but now I'd kill for one.

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Man, I'd eat those worms if
they were here right now.

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It's amazing the things you'll eat...

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If you get hungry enough.

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I'm not a killer, Stan.

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I just want a slice.

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Hyah!

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Did I get ya?

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Ya gotta say something if I gotcha!

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Them's apocalypse rules!

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Stan, I thought that was you!

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Aah! Quiet, Greg!

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I was looking out my basement window...

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- Shh.
- and I said to myself,

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- 'cause that's who I talk to these days.
- You have to stop talking.

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- I said, "I think that's Stan Smith."
- Please shut up!

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I didn't think I'd ever see you again

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- after your family left.
- Be quiet!

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You have a lot of tattoos.

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Wait, what? Do you
know where my family went?

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Oh, yeah. But we
shouldn't talk out in the open

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because Principal Lewis
has been prowling around,

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and you would not believe what
he's been getting up to.

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All I wanted was a taste!

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We're cool now! So be cool!

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I can't look. Did he get me?

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Last I saw Francine and the kids,

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they were leaving for the New Haven.

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- In Connecticut?
- No.

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The New Haven is a safe zone
a hundred miles west of here.

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If they were in New Haven, Connecticut,

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they'd be dead already... Of boredom!

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J.K. I've never been there.

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I just think it's more
important now than ever

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to try to laugh.

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What's this tattoo
here? Looks like a doily.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Okay. I'm feeling pretty weak.

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Maybe I'll just sleep a little.

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It was a particularly warm June.

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I can still recall the
light, sweet smell of Jasmine

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that lingered in the summer air.

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It's a thousand degrees!

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I'm sweating like a razorback hog!

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It's really cool that you
want to do this with me, Dad.

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- Why can't I stretch again?
- It's no good.

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You gotta keep those
muscles tight and ready.

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Don't let the tendons
get all loosey-goosey

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like some spaghetti man.

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Sons and fathers, on your marks!

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All right, Steve, as
you know, first prize

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is a refurbished
Hamilton Beach panini press.

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With a little
ciabatta and a little gabagool,

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I'll be mangia-ing my way
straight to mama-mia-ville.

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Speed it up!

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Aah! I think I sprained my ankle!

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It's just a twist!

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There was a rusty
nail in one of the tires,

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and now my jaw feels
like it's locking up!

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It's just tetanus!

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I'm really having a hard time

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putting weight on this foot!

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I don't think I can go on!

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And I don't think I can go another day

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eating sandwiches that
make my mouth cold!

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Now, pick it up!

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Aah!

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Oh, God, look at him flat on the ground,

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like a pressed hot sandwich.

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But why is the tattoo a doily?

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His leg was broken.

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He spent the whole
summer laid up on the couch,

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learning to knit.

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He made doilies,

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each one finer and lacier than the last.

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It was a nightmare.

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If I'd just carried him,
like I'm carrying you now...

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Oh, cute, a rabbit.

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Oh, cute, a dinner.

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Damn. I thought it'd
be somethin' bigger.

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Or someone.

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Run for your lives!

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Is... is it the...

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It's the Two Hundred! They're coming!

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- Go! Go!
- Get out of here!

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Get out of here!

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Stan, before the Two Hundred kills us,

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I want to tell you

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that you were often an
inconsiderate neighbor.

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It's the Two Hundred!

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Clear out you'll!

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You'll run faster without your stu-uff.

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Roger!

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We have to get moving! The
Two Hundred are coming.

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Oh, no, there's no Two Hundred.

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Made 'em up. I just walk around,

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do a creepy "Waah waah, the
Two Hundred are coming!"

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They scatter. I get the stuff.

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It's mostly tin plates, a lot of spoons.

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I have so many spoons now,
I'm like the Little Mermaid.

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Oh, my God, Stan! How are you?

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And what's this on the back?

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- It's a Greg.
- Oh, right.

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Greg, you remember my... Uncle Roger?

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Stan, no. That's all done now.

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We live in a changed world.

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There's no need for characters.

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I'm just a man in rags.

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- Whose name is Clifton.
- Hi, Clifton!

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We're heading to the New
Haven to find Francine and the kids.

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Ooh! I haven't seen them in ages!

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Not since the blast.

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I'm coming with...
wait, is Steve gonna be there?

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I pray to God that he is.

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Guh. I still owe him 60 bucks.

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But, like, he's not gonna
care about that anymore, right?

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And maybe he's dead!
I am coming with you.

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I mean, sure, I could
pay Steve back in spoons,

197
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but nowadays one spoon
is worth more than $60.

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How would he even give me change?

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What, like a tiny, little spoon?

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Oh, my God, that sounds amazing!

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Let's rescue the tiny
spoon and the boy who has it!

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Let's hop on!

203
00:10:00,811 --> 00:10:03,213
These tracks go right to the New Haven.

204
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It's on fire.

205
00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:05,883
I guess we can hang around here

206
00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:07,650
and see if those wild dogs are friendly.

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00:10:22,298 --> 00:10:24,400
We did this in the wrong order.

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Goodbye, Greg! No
hard feelings!

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00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,238
- Damn it.
- Don't beat yourself up.

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He was a liability slowing us down.

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Ah! You did it! Somehow.

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We're so... glad.

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Boy, that blast.

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00:10:44,053 --> 00:10:46,490
I don't remember any of it.

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Was it a blast? Like the party kind?

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00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:52,095
I-I just think it's more important now

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than ever to try to laugh.

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00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:54,964
Hey, me too.

219
00:10:54,997 --> 00:10:57,099
Hey! I'm haunted by memories.

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00:10:57,133 --> 00:11:01,505
So, Stan, we haven't
talked about all these tattoos.

221
00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:03,707
Could I ask... that we don't?

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00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,043
Why the garbage can tattoo you ask?

223
00:11:06,076 --> 00:11:07,644
- No.
- It was a Thursday morning.

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00:11:07,677 --> 00:11:09,313
Trash day.

225
00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:11,981
We were having a very hot
August, which was unusual.

226
00:11:12,015 --> 00:11:14,217
Unusual? August... August is... what?

227
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,519
August is always hot.

228
00:11:15,552 --> 00:11:17,521
Francine was sleeping like an angel.

229
00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:20,457
Stan, did you remember

230
00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:22,459
to put the garbage cans out this time?

231
00:11:22,491 --> 00:11:23,794
I'm in the shower!

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00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,029
And no-o-o!

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00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:32,001
Come back!

234
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,971
This is two weeks' worth of trash!

235
00:11:35,005 --> 00:11:37,942
My husband keeps
forgetting to take it to the curb!

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00:12:07,803 --> 00:12:08,938
Francine Smith.

237
00:12:08,971 --> 00:12:10,673
I just want to let you know

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00:12:10,707 --> 00:12:13,744
that my husband watches
you from our upstairs window.

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00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:28,457
Why would anyone go out in this heat?

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00:12:28,491 --> 00:12:31,794
If Francine is there at
the end of all this,

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00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:33,596
I'll make it up to her.

242
00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:37,000
She'll never carry trash
again, unless I forget for real.

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00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:40,471
Gimme food or the cripple gets it.

244
00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:45,909
We just left Greg!

245
00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:47,911
I could tell that guy was
coming for the spoons,

246
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:49,880
and I've worked too
hard and too long to...

247
00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:52,048
Aw, crap, I left my spoons on the train!

248
00:12:52,082 --> 00:12:53,450
Greg's dead.

249
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,385
As he should be. He was the weakest...

250
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:56,408
Hey, guys!

251
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,054
I managed to wrestle
away his knife and kill him.

252
00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,456
This isn't my blood.

253
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:01,658
Could I finish what
I was saying, please?

254
00:13:01,691 --> 00:13:05,228
Weakest link. Greg is the weakest link.

255
00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:07,130
I got your spoons.

256
00:13:14,203 --> 00:13:15,505
No.

257
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,813
What happened?

258
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,481
It was a massacre.

259
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:25,782
No survivors.

260
00:13:25,814 --> 00:13:27,284
My family was here.

261
00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:28,997
Is there any chance they
made it out alive?

262
00:13:29,019 --> 00:13:32,089
What did I just say? Ugh.

263
00:13:32,121 --> 00:13:33,756
Oh, no, Stan.

264
00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,291
This looks like Francine's locket.

265
00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,096
I'm... too late.

266
00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:41,765
But I'm right on time!

267
00:13:41,798 --> 00:13:42,966
Aaah!

268
00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:44,735
You big, black bitch!

269
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:53,034
I bet you all think I'm
some kind of a monster,

270
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,501
just 'cause I'm a cannibal now.

271
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,970
That's what these delicious
jerks are saying.

272
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,205
I think you're great. I'm nuts about ya.

273
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,809
Stan, snap out of it! We
gotta get out of here.

274
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,177
This guy is gonna eat us.

275
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,781
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

276
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:10,016
What?

277
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,553
It was just a normal breakfast...

278
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,022
Can't we just enjoy our
ride in the cage cart?

279
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,524
Except I was about to leave

280
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,359
on a perilous mission to South America

281
00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:20,294
that I knew I might not come back from.

282
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,229
I wanted to tell them I
loved them, but I couldn't.

283
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,565
'Cause I never do.

284
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:27,168
They would've known something was wrong,

285
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,735
and they would've worried.

286
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,672
In that moment, I wanted to
say how much they meant to me.

287
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,840
I wanted to say how much I regretted

288
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,909
letting things get to this point,

289
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,013
where them hearing "I love
you" from me would be weird.

290
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,816
I wanted to say all those
things, but instead I said...

291
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:46,119
See
ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

292
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,390
Those are the last
words I ever said to them.

293
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,592
I wasn't with them when the blast hit.

294
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,595
I wasn't with them when they needed me.

295
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,863
And now they're dead.

296
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,665
And I want to be dead, too!

297
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,833
Shoot me, Lewis! I'm beggin' ya!

298
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:02,002
Stan, you're stressin' me out!

299
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:05,806
Lucky for you, I'm a stress eater.

300
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,376
What the hell?!

301
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:12,847
Aah!

302
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,052
Never bring a gun to a bird fight.

303
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,422
Baby girl! You're alive!

304
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,590
And you continued your
interest in falcons!

305
00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:25,725
I wouldn't come any closer.

306
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,863
Oh, I appreciate the advice, but...

307
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,065
- Net!
- Aah!

308
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,901
Steve! Little Steve!

309
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,902
That took me three months to knit!

310
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,973
My kids are alive! And capable!

311
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,807
And the cart's moving!

312
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,577
So strong, I
can't get a tear going.

313
00:15:57,858 --> 00:16:00,895
It's too heavy, Dad!

314
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,263
We can't stop it!

315
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:05,766
It's okay, kids. You can let go.

316
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,100
He doesn't speak for the cart!

317
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,869
Take care of each other.

318
00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:11,906
Francine!

319
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,241
Thanks to you always hiding
in the bathroom on trash day,

320
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:18,978
I have a powerful set of
the muscles I'm using now.

321
00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,886
In a minute, Stan.

322
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,590
I thought you were dead
when I found the locket.

323
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,826
You never take it off. It's
too precious to you.

324
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,260
I traded it for flip-flops.

325
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,496
There were communal
showers at New Haven.

326
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,831
Which is why we left New Haven.

327
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,265
Couldn't do it.

328
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,701
Now that we're
reunited, I want to say something

329
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,837
I couldn't bring myself to say before.

330
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,507
I would like to see ya.

331
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,343
And I would want to be ya.

332
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,611
- Is that what you wanted to say?
- Don't rush me.

333
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,446
There'll be plenty of
time for that later.

334
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,715
You all think you're safe?

335
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:59,353
You think I'm alone?

336
00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:07,461
I love you guys so much.

337
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:11,732
It's time we feast. Take them.

338
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,036
It's the T-T-T-Two Hundred!

339
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,205
Nonsense! I made the Two Hundred up.

340
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,873
They don't exist. Whaaa?

341
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,678
Two hundred Rogers?

342
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,313
Two hundred mes?

343
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,816
I don't underst...
oh, right. I remember.

344
00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:32,720
Welcome, Mrs.
Houlihan's sixth grade class,

345
00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:35,822
to our brand-new Hadron Collider.

346
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:38,259
This is where we
shoot sub-atomic particles

347
00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,525
at fantastic speeds.

348
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,028
And you kids are in luck,

349
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,563
because today we're
shooting our first beam.

350
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:45,266
First beam!

351
00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:47,368
Now, kids, if you look through here,

352
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,070
you can actually see inside
the collider tunnel.

353
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,372
- Can we go in there?
- Good Lord, no!

354
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,407
That would be wildly dangerous.

355
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,242
But he's in there.

356
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,778
Sorry! I dropped my Ray-Bans.

357
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:00,281
What's that sound?

358
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,850
The beam! It's starting!

359
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,183
Ouch!

360
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,186
Something really,
really small just hit me.

361
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,787
Ouch! And again!

362
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,290
Ow.

363
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,556
Ow.

364
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,959
Ow.
- Dear God.

365
00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:14,294
Ow!

366
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:16,096
Ow! Ow!

367
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,366
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow!

368
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,700
I feel like I'm gonna fart.

369
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,273
Come on, man. Just a little wind.

370
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,408
Yeah!

371
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,417
Oh! They were hitting me with bosons.

372
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,952
Yeah, yeah, you can't do that.

373
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,421
The particle impact caused
my personas to split

374
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,490
and form separate physical entities,

375
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,759
which released a
cataclysmic energy burst.

376
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,927
I apologize, everyone.

377
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,294
I'm the one who ended the world.

378
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,897
Saved these babies, though.

379
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,131
Aw, damn it, there's a crack in them.

380
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,604
- Jeannie Gold!
- Tom Yabo!

381
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,773
- Genevieve Vavance!
- Braff Zacklin!

382
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,808
- Roy Rogers McFreely!
- Kevin Bacon!

383
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,843
- Horse Renoir!
- Chex LeMeneux!

384
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,611
- Clive Trotter!
- Miles Raymond!

385
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,248
- The Phantom of the Telethon!
- Cleshawn Montegue!

386
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,850
- Captain Francois Dubonet!
- Roland Chang!

387
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,653
General Juanito Pequeño!

388
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:15,356
Ricky Spanish!

389
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,523
- Max Jets!
- Jenny Fromdabloc!

390
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,027
- Frankie Carconni!
- Ruby Zeldastein!

391
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,662
- Uncle Roger!
- Dr. Penguin!

392
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,763
- Jojo Quinoa!
- Michael Corbin!

393
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,032
- The Legman!
- Dan Ansome Handsome!

394
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,434
- Arbuckle T. Boone!
- Lazlo Morphine!

395
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,470
- Shalonda Dykes!
- Dom Fikowski!

396
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,307
- Dimitri Garabedian!
- Morris Buttermaker!

397
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,809
- Sidney Huffman!
- Reaganomics Lamborghini!

398
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,777
- Martin Sugar!
- Burt Jarvis!

399
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:39,780
- Cuss Mustard!
- Frank Slade!

400
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,549
- Abigail Lemonparty!
- Twill Ongenbone!

401
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,619
And who could forget Clip Clop!

402
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,154
Are they... on our side?

403
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,824
Kevi-i-i-i-i-n Ramage!

404
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,127
Aah!

405
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,660
They are not on our side.

406
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:01,902
I think we all knew it
would end this way.

407
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,242
Did somebody order the fish?

408
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,043
Whooooo!

409
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,920
And that's the end of the story.

410
00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:42,275
Grandpa, how come you never talk about

411
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,777
what happened in the battle?

412
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,846
'Cause grandpa didn't have a great view

413
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,080
from his hiding spot.

414
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,848
But that's not what's important.

415
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,850
What's important is that every day,

416
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:54,555
we take a moment and
tell the people we care about...

417
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,891
"Don't let Roger in a Hadron Collider!"

418
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,929
I need to be watched very closely.